DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/02/2014    Duedate: 10/15/2014

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 167

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GLADIATOR FOX
FURRY FURY AZ (2836)
(84-18946) [12-4-1,134]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GLADIATOR FOX                  CONSPIRACY THEORY
FURRY FURY AZ (2836)           FLOYD RADIO (5411)
(84-18946) [12-4-1,134]        (84-30698) [5-3-0,96]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

NAPOLEON                       NAPOLEON
GENERALS (6174)                GENERALS (6174)
(84-37611) [13-18-3,101]       (84-37611) [13-18-3,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)    51 
2. ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)        45    DRUNK DRAWING (5450)
3. 4-LETTER JUNKFOOD (7639)      44    Unchartered Team
4. IDIOT WIND (5908)             42 
5. CHI 2014G (8303)              36    APRIL MAIL-IN 14A (7641)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*BEERSERKER (7320)          4   0  0 100.   1/ 7*EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     7  3 0
 2/ 0*APRIL MAIL-IN 14A (7641)   3   0  0 100.   2/ 4 DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      5  2 2
 3- 2*TRICKS (7867)              2   0  0 100.   3- 1 DEVIATION N (6900)        5  3 1
 4- 3*JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)       2   0  0 100.   4/ 2 PEEP SHOW (5429)          5  4 1
 5- 9*PAIN HAS ARRIVED (8209)    1   0  0 100.   5/ 5*THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  5  5 1
 6-13*DEMONIC VISION (6792)      7   1  1 87.5   6/17 GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)      4  2 0
 7-17*WORTH LITTLE (5653)        7   2  0 77.8   7/ 6 FURRY FURY AZ (2836)      4  3 1
 8-19*NAMED BY MARK XXIV (7744)  6   2  0 75.0   8/20 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  4  5 0
 9-20*THIRSTY THUGS 1404 (7552)  3   1  0 75.0   9/ 8 THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  4  5 0
10-21 MUCH OLDER (2723)         15   6  2 71.4  10/13 DEEP BLUE (6171)          3  0 0
11-22*SWEETNESS (6708)           5   2  1 71.4  11/11 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (4615)  3  0 0
12-23*BAD NEWS (7518)            5   2  0 71.4  53/153 TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   3  2 0
13/29*BATTLE FROGS 10-13 (6965)  9   4  0 69.2  13- 9 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     3  2 0
14/25 DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      32  15  4 68.1  14/ 3 HIGHWAY 61 (5777)         3  2 0
15-28 THE MISEDUCATION (5151)   14   7  1 66.7  15/18 GOOD TIMES (6780)         3  3 0
16-32*VIKING HEROES (7178)       4   2  1 66.7  16/46*FLOYD RADIO (5411)        3  4 0
17-34*PAIN AND HEARTACHE (7999)  2   1  0 66.7  17-35*PAINFUL WAY TO GO (8212)  2  0 1
18/ 0*ORLANDO RANDOM (7009)      2   1  0 66.7  18-10*DEMONIC VISION (6792)     2  0 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/91*TODAY TOO (4626)           2   1  0 66.7  19-16*HOLLY DAYS (7607)         2  0 0
20-38 THE AFFLICTED (6313)       9   5  1 64.3  14/114*HYPNOTIZE (6376)          2  0 0
21-39 THE GREAT TMM (7146)       7   4  0 63.6  18/118 IDIOT WIND (5908)         2  0 0
22/42 WAY OF THINKING (5767)    12   7  0 63.2  22-33*FASHION NUGGET (4448)     2  0 0
23/40 BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 66  42  3 61.1  09/109*BATTLE FROGS 10-13 (6965) 2  1 0
24-43 IN THE WIND (5770)        14   9  2 60.9  24/12*3 FLOYDS BREWING (7267)   2  1 0
25-50*SONG OF FIRE A (4327)      3   2  0 60.0  36/136 GENERALS (6174)           2  1 0
26-52 DEVIATION N (6900)        27  19  4 58.7  26/15 IN THE LONG RUN (6627)    2  1 0
27-53 PHILLY X (5632)           11   8  0 57.9  27/51 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  2  1 0
28/44 FRONTIER (3385)           12   9  1 57.1  40/140 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   2  1 0
29-55 THE MESSAGE (6371)         8   6  0 57.1  29/14 KAOS 11-08 (3833)         2  1 0
30-57*TURKEY DAY TERROR (7173)   4   3  0 57.1  30/ 0*INTERNATIONAL DRIV (7165) 2  2 1
31/63 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  21  17  2 55.3  26/126 KAOS 12-10 (6603)         2  2 1
32/ 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)   100  81  1 55.2  32/45 CTHULHU'S ZEALOTS (7197)  2  2 0
33/54 MENTORS PETS (7253)        8   7  1 53.3  33/47 NEVERMIND (4449)          2  2 0
34/62 THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  38  34  8 52.8  34-42*ROBO VILLIAGE (8247)      2  3 0
35/64 MASS EFFECT (5438)        14  13  2 51.9  35/48 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      2  3 0
36-69 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     24  23  1 51.1  05/105*MIXED FRUIT (7201)        2  3 0
37/70 HIGHWAY 61 (5777)         22  22  1 50.0  37/ 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)    2  3 0
38/92 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (4615)  22  22  1 50.0  38/ 0*COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    2  3 0
39-72 DRIFER'S ESCAPE (6367)     8   8  0 50.0  17/117 STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)   2  3 0
40-73 ORLANDO BOUND II (2675)    8   8  0 50.0  48/148*FOOLS 2014 - I (7819)     2  5 0
41-75*BEST TP EVER! (7092)       6   6  0 50.0  41-91*MUFFINS! IV (7752)        1  0 1
42-76 100613O (7117)             5   5  0 50.0  42-92*DAYS 2 (7874)             1  0 1
43-77*TEMPE 2014Q (7395)         4   4  0 50.0  43-22 NAMED BY MARK V (6439)    1  0 1
44-78*THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551)  4   4  0 50.0  44-93*SWEETNESS (6708)          1  0 1
45-80*PAINFUL WAY TO GO (8212)   2   2  1 50.0  45-52 MUCH OLDER (2723)         1  0 1
60/160*FOOD! (8026)               2   2  0 50.0  46-23*TRICKS (7867)             1  0 0
47-85*LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)    1   1  0 50.0  47-24*JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      1  0 0
48-87*EVEN MORE 80'S MUS (8024)  1   1  0 50.0  48-97*EVEN MORE 80'S MUS (8024) 1  0 0
49-88*SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)    1   1  0 50.0  49-61*PAIN HAS ARRIVED (8209)   1  0 0
50/10*KHOR'S PRAETORIANS (7292)  1   1  0 50.0  08-108 100613O (7117)            1  0 0
51-90*EVERYTHING'S BROKE (7630)  1   1  0 50.0  10-110*100613Q (7119)            1  0 0
52/ 0 AL BUMS V (4139)          38  42  2 47.5  52/ 0*SIC 'EM (7202)            1  0 0
53/96 IN THE LONG RUN (6627)    27  30  1 47.4  02-102*ORL 2013N (6996)          1  0 0
54-95 CROOKED RAIN (5155)       15  17  1 46.9  54-25*VIKING HEROES (7178)      1  0 0
55-97 I'M ONLY BLEEDING (5759)  16  19  0 45.7  55-26*BEERSERKER (7320)         1  0 0
56-98 HERO BLUES (5768)         10  12  2 45.5  33-133*THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551) 1  0 0
57-99*HOLLY DAYS (7607)          5   6  0 45.5  57-27*THIRSTY THUGS 1404 (7552) 1  0 0
04/104 GOOD TIMES (6780)         16  20  0 44.4  00-100*NAMED BY MARK XXIV (7744) 1  0 0
36/136 IDIOT WIND (5908)          8  10  2 44.4  59/ 0*APRIL MAIL-IN 14A (7641)  1  0 0
02-102*100613Q (7119)             4   5  0 44.4  15-115 VERBS 7 (6849)            1  0 0
17/117 KAOS 12-10 (6603)         10  13  1 43.5  61-28 THE AFFLICTED (6313)      1  0 0
39/139*EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     13  17  0 43.3  62-39 THE MESSAGE (6371)        1  0 0
11/111 FURRY FURY AZ (2836)      30  40  1 42.9  13-113 NAMED BY HANNAH (6426)    1  0 0
06-106 MADHATTIN PROJECT (5431)  18  24  2 42.9  64-29 NAMED BY MARK XIII (6447) 1  0 0
07-107*W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (4947)      9  12  0 42.9  65-78 KAOS 12-02 (5216)         1  0 0
08-108 NAMED BY MARK V (6439)     6   8  1 42.9  66-31 PHILLY X (5632)           1  0 0
09-109 NAMED BY HANNAH (6426)     6   8  0 42.9  67-32*WORTH LITTLE (5653)       1  0 0
20/120 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   11  15  0 42.3  68-34 THE MISEDUCATION (5151)   1  0 0
15-115*DEAD WORLD (7602)          5   7  0 41.7  25-125 ORLANDO BOUND II (2675)   1  0 0
05/105 AL BUMS XI (4437)         22  31  0 41.5  70-41 GRIMM WAIT (1545)         1  0 0
13/113 PEEP SHOW (5429)          39  55  2 41.5  27-127*FOOLS 2014 - IV (7822)    1  1 0
72/ 0 DOGGYSTYLE (5156)         12  17  1 41.4  41-141*EASY RAIDERS (8016)       1  1 0
18/118 DEEP BLUE (6171)          21  30  1 41.2  73-36*TURKEY DAY TERROR (7173)  1  1 0
49/149 TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   11  16  0 40.7  74/65*KHOR'S PRAETORIANS (7292) 1  1 0
19/119 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  19  28  2 40.4  75-38 DRIFER'S ESCAPE (6367)    1  1 0
44/144 GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)      10  15  0 40.0  76/ 0 FTF JULY 2012 (5382)      1  1 0
77/ 0*SIC 'EM (7202)             4   6  0 40.0  77-40 I'M ONLY BLEEDING (5759)  1  1 0
21-121*DAYS 2 (7874)              2   3  1 40.0  42-142 HERO BLUES (5768)         1  1 0
23-123*OTTODROME 155 (7754)       2   3  0 40.0  22-122*YANKEE HOTEL FOXTR (4443) 1  1 0
80/81*PLAGUEWIND 9I (8070)       2   3  0 40.0  01/201*TODAY TOO (4626)          1  1 0
24-124*FOOLS 2014 - IV (7822)     2   3  0 40.0  81/ 0 AL BUMS V (4139)          1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
25-125*ROBO VILLIAGE (8247)       2   3  0 40.0  82-43*OTTODROME 155 (7754)      1  2 0
26-126*THIRSTY THUGS 1405 (7553)  2   3  0 40.0  32/132*FOOD! (8026)              1  2 0
31/131 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      20  31  1 39.2  28/128*PLAGUEWIND 3C (8064)      1  2 0
30-130 KAOS 12-02 (5216)          9  14  1 39.1  30/130*PLAGUEWIND 9I (8070)      1  2 0
86/ 0*COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)     5   8  1 38.5  86/37 MENTORS PETS (7253)       1  2 0
32-132*ORL 2013N (6996)           5   8  0 38.5  87/63*JW HARDING (7627)         1  2 0
34-134*ON THE SHOULDERS O (7342) 11  18  1 37.9  46/146 PSK (6366)                1  2 0
33/133 LAST WALTZ (5441)         24  40  1 37.5  35/135 PAID IN FULL (6368)       1  2 0
35-135 BEING THERE (5172)        12  20  1 37.5  37/137 WAY OF THINKING (5767)    1  2 0
43/143 NEVERMIND (4449)          21  36  1 36.8  24/124 FRONTIER (3385)           1  2 0
45-145*FASHION NUGGET (4448)      4   7  0 36.4  92/44*80'S MUSIC (8017)         1  3 0
42/142 FAMILY PETS (5780)        19  34  0 35.8  93/ 0*4-LETTER JUNKFOOD (7639)  1  3 0
41/141 BIRDEMIC (5439)           15  27  2 35.7  44-144 BEING THERE (5172)        1  3 0
46-146 NAMED BY MARK XIII (6447)  5   9  2 35.7  95/21 FAMILY PETS (5780)        1  3 0
54/154*MIXED FRUIT (7201)         5   9  1 35.7  96-19 CROOKED RAIN (5155)       1  3 0
48-148 RATM (5182)                6  11  0 35.3  97/ 0*PSALMS OF ISACC (7167)    1  4 0
51/151*FLOYD RADIO (5411)         8  15  1 34.8  98/50 HAIR DAY (5440)           1  4 0
50/150*THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  12  23  2 34.3  21/121 AL BUMS XI (4437)         1  4 0
00/ 0 FTF JULY 2012 (5382)      13  25  1 34.2  66/166*MMMP (6377)               1  6 1
53-153 VERBS 7 (6849)             5  10  0 33.3  11/111*STATIC SANITY (7606)      1  6 0
37/137*3 FLOYDS BREWING (7267)    3   6  0 33.3  49/149 WILD THINGS (6974)        1  7 0
22/122*80'S MUSIC (8017)          2   4  0 33.3  03/ 0*CHI 2014G (8303)          0  5 0
58-158*SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)      1   2  0 33.3  04/ 0*MORE WINT TEAMS XV (7713) 0  5 0
62-162*DETHKLOK (8018)            1   2  0 33.3  52-152*MOR WINT TEAMS XXV (7723) 0  5 0
66/166 KAOS 11-08 (3833)         23  50  1 31.5  55-155 BATTLE FROGS 3 (4690)     0  4 0
07/ 0*INTERNATIONAL DRIV (7165)  4   9  1 30.8  60/160 BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 0  3 0
67-167 BALLERS (5445)             6  14  0 30.0  08-49*DEAD WORLD (7602)         0  3 0
27/127*MMMP (6377)                3   7  1 30.0  34/134 APRIL MAIL-IN 14S (7659)  0  3 0
75/175 GENERALS (6174)           15  36  3 29.4  54/154 D DAY (5448)              0  3 0
65/165 WILD THINGS (6974)        10  24  1 29.4  51/151 LAST WALTZ (5441)         0  3 0
71-171*MUFFINS! IV (7752)         2   5  1 28.6  39/139 MASS EFFECT (5438)        0  3 0
94/194*FOOLS 2014 - I (7819)      2   5  0 28.6  50/150 BIRDEMIC (5439)           0  3 0
73-173*MUFFINS! II (7750)         2   5  0 28.6  14/ 0*MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   0  3 0
76-176 ZOMBIE LAND (6427)         5  13  0 27.8  56-156*FOOLS 2014 - XIII (7831)  0  2 0
77/177 STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)    8  21  0 27.6  16/ 0 DOGGYSTYLE (5156)         0  2 0
55/155*JW HARDING (7627)          3   8  0 27.3  45-145 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    0  2 0
78-178 GRIMM WAIT (1545)         22  61  0 26.5  59-159*PAINFUL II (2116)         0  2 0
79-179 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    20  56  0 26.3  29-129*DETHKLOK (8018)           0  1 0
80-180 CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       17  49  1 25.8  61-161*THE 80'S (8022)           0  1 0
69/169 HAIR DAY (5440)            5  15  0 25.0  62-162*CHARACTERS! (7958)        0  1 0
22/36*STATIC SANITY (7606)       2   6  0 25.0  22-98*SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)   0  1 0
82-182*EASY RAIDERS (8016)        1   3  0 25.0  23-94*PAIN AND HEARTACHE (7999) 0  1 0
24/ 0*4-LETTER JUNKFOOD (7639)   1   3  0 25.0  31-131*SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)     0  1 0
87/187 PAID IN FULL (6368)        5  16  0 23.8  25-95*LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   0  1 0
92/192*HYPNOTIZE (6376)           3  10  0 23.1  80-180*ON THE SHOULDERS O (7342) 0  1 0
88-188*YANKEE HOTEL FOXTR (4443)  2   7  0 22.2  06-106*TEMPE 2014Q (7395)        0  1 0
86/186 PSK (6366)                 5  18  0 21.7  07-107*BAD NEWS (7518)           0  1 0
29/ 0*MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)    3  11  0 21.4  63-163*MUFFINS! II (7750)        0  1 0
91/191 CTHULHU'S ZEALOTS (7197)   6  23  0 20.7  30-99*THIRSTY THUGS 1405 (7553) 0  1 0
85/185 D DAY (5448)               4  16  0 20.0  77-177*MORE-ER STUFF (7601)      0  1 0
83/183*PLAGUEWIND 3C (8064)       1   4  0 20.0  32/ 0*ORLANDO RANDOM (7009)     0  1 0
90-190 BATTLE FROGS 3 (4690)      4  17  0 19.0  82-182*EVERYTHING'S BROKE (7630) 0  1 0
34/ 0*MORE WINT TEAMS XV (7713)  1   5  0 16.7  12-112 THE GREAT TMM (7146)      0  1 0
96/196 APRIL MAIL-IN 14S (7659)   2  13  0 13.3  03-103*BEST TP EVER! (7092)      0  1 0
97-197 POD CAST (5436)            3  20  0 13.0  64-164 ZOMBIE LAND (6427)        0  1 0
37/ 0*PSALMS OF ISACC (7167)     2  17  0 10.5  57-157 BALLERS (5445)            0  1 0
98-198*FOOLS 2014 - XIII (7831)   0   6  0  0.0  43-143 MADHATTIN PROJECT (5431)  0  1 0
39/ 0*CHI 2014G (8303)           0   5  0  0.0  96-196 IN THE WIND (5770)        0  1 0
00-200*MOR WINT TEAMS XXV (7723)  0   5  0  0.0  47-147 POD CAST (5436)           0  1 0
01-201*PAINFUL II (2116)          0   5  0  0.0  16-116 RATM (5182)               0  1 0
04-204*CHARACTERS! (7958)         0   2  0  0.0  23-123*SONG OF FIRE A (4327)     0  1 0
05-205*THE 80'S (8022)            0   2  0  0.0  68-168 CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       0  1 0
07-207*MORE-ER STUFF (7601)       0   2  0  0.0  03-203*W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (4947)     0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
45/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09- (1442)  0   1  0  0.0  45/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09- (1442) 0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  BLACKSTONE needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, DEVIATION N 
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by EL CAMINO:TRES!  Way to 
go EL CAMINO:TRES!  I couldn't believe it.  Did GOTTA SERVE 2 really go up by 11?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  THE MOTHERSHIP AG had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-1-0 and wound up as 8th team!  
I couldn't believe it.  Did TIME OUT OF MIND really go up by 141?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Really, just how far can one team drop 
in one round?  HIGHWAY 61 dropped 11, which I think's more than all the other teams 
combined!  FLOYD RADIO had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-1-0 
and wound up as 16th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did HYPNOTIZE really go up by 94? 
If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  IDIOT WIND had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-0-0 and wound up as 21st team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did BATTLE FROGS 10-13 really go up by 86?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen 
to this--3 FLOYDS BREWING got 0-1-0 and dropped 12.  Didn't see much of them after 
the fights!  GENERALS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 
and wound up as 25th team!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in IN THE LONG 
RUN again!  Didja see where they got 1-0-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK really go up by 24?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  SUPE FORCES 2A02 had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 28th team!  Wanna hear 
about a real loser?  Listen to this--KAOS 11-08 got 1-1-0 and dropped 15.  Didn't see 
much of them after the fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did KAOS 12-10 really go up 
by 95?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  CTHULHU'S 
ZEALOTS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 
32nd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did NEVERMIND really go up by 14?  If only those 
guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  WILD THINGS 2 had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-1-0 and wound up as 35th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did MIXED FRUIT really go up by 69?  If only those guys didn't have so 
may missing teeth...  Gross!  STUCK IN THE MUD had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 1-2-0 and wound up as 39th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did FOOLS 
2014 - I really go up by 108?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... 
Gross!  TODAY TOO had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and 
wound up as 80th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did FOOD! really go up by 49?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  PLAGUEWIND 3C had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 84th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did PLAGUEWIND 9I really go up by 45?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Really, just how far can one team drop 
in one round?  MENTORS PETS dropped 49, which I think's more than all the other teams 
combined!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in JW HARDING again!  Didja see 
where they got 0-2-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  PSK had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 88th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did PAID IN FULL really go up by 46?  If only those guys didn't have so 
may missing teeth...  Gross!  WAY OF THINKING had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 90th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
FRONTIER really go up by 33?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--80'S MUSIC got 0-1-0 and 
dropped 48.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one 
team drop in one round?  FAMILY PETS dropped 74, which I think's more than all the 
other teams combined!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in HAIR DAY again!  
Didja see where they got 0-3-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  AL BUMS XI had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-3-0 and wound up as 99th team!  
I couldn't believe it.  Did MMMP really go up by 66?  If only those guys didn't have 
so may missing teeth...  Gross!  WILD THINGS had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 0-2-0 and wound up as 102nd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did BASH 
BROS CHILDREN really go up by 53?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  APRIL MAIL-IN 14S had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 109th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did D DAY really go 
up by 44?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  LAST WALTZ 
had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 111th 
team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did MASS EFFECT really go up by 27?  If only those 
guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  BIRDEMIC had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 113th team!  Cut this out 
and put it in your scrapbooks, EL CAMINO:TRES!  'Cause they got 3-0-0 and moved up to 
1st!  MVP award for DIFFERENT RULER?  WAY OF THINKING's proud of him after beating 
ASSORTED SNACKS and getting 32 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  GIN AND 
JUICE got smashed by CONSPIRACY THEORY, and lost 45 points!  And I was just getting 
used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome GLADIATOR FOX.  Aren't 
FURRY FURY AZ proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that said BLACKSTONE's Duelmaster 
was paying for drinks at The Swinging Aardvark?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  WAY OF THINKING was the most avoided team.  Is a 
12-7-0 record really that scary?  Is there some deep dark secret why GOOD TIMES' been 
avoiding WAY OF THINKING so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is 
GOMER popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of BLACKSTONE!  He's got a 
8-10-0, is that good?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  D'ya think BOJANGLES is feeling guilty for 
killing DRUNK DRAWING's SKETCHED RETCH, a mere boy?  Naah, I doubt it.  I was so 
shocked when BOJANGLES killed SKETCHED RETCH I just about swallows my gum!  And do 
you think INTERNATIONAL DRIVE really wants a Bloodfeud from DRUNK DRAWING?  What if 
they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GLADIATOR FOX 18946          12   4  1 134         FURRY FURY AZ (2836)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUPERSTAR 29091              14   5  1 132         THE MISEDUCATION (5151)   
-SKELETAL MICKEY 38960         7   1  1 126         DEMONIC VISION (6792)     
-DUE DATE 31162               11   4    120         GRIMM WAIT (1545)         
 FUNKY MONK 26803             17  13  1 114         BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)  
 PLYOMETRICS 31176            20  13  1 112         FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (4615)  
 SILENCE 37856                14   8    110         IN THE LONG RUN (6627)    
 NAPOLEON 37611               13  18  3 101         GENERALS (6174)           
 DIFFERENT RULER 32892        11   4    101         WAY OF THINKING (5767)    
 ONE ARMED BANDIT 30551       10   5  1 100         FTF JULY 2012 (5382)      
-LEPROSY 36154                 9   5  1  98         THE AFFLICTED (6313)      
-BROWSE 39265                  5   6     98         VERBS 7 (6849)            
-SIDEEFFECTOFAWESOME 39531     7   2     97         DEVIATION N (6900)        
 CONSPIRACY THEORY 30698       5   3     96         FLOYD RADIO (5411)        
 FOX FISTS 16070              14   8     94         FURRY FURY AZ (2836)      
 RIGHT 40007                   8   5     94         GOOD TIMES (6780)         
-NEON KING KONG 36476          8   2     91         THE MESSAGE (6371)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANDERSON 30894               11  11  1  89         MASS EFFECT (5438)        
 SHARDAVAN 41771              10   2     89         ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)    
 GEORGIA SAM 32938            15  15     86         HIGHWAY 61 (5777)         
 PEPP FROG 39929               6   1     85         BATTLE FROGS 10-13 (6965) 
-AIRLESS KESTREL 40144         5   4     83         ORL 2013N (6996)          
-WET SNUB 32054               11   4     82         PHILLY X (5632)           
 JIMMY WIN 30898              13  16  2  81         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
 BOBCAT 19098                  8   5  1  80         FRONTIER (3385)           
-MAIL TRAIN 32925             11   4     77         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASSORTED SNACKS 30088        10   2  2  76         THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  
 GIN AND JUICE 29116           8   8  1  75         DOGGYSTYLE (5156)         
 COME AS YOU ARE 25038         7   5     75         NEVERMIND (4449)          
-THE MOTTO 29481               8   3  1  74         KAOS 12-02 (5216)         
-CENT 32163                    7   2     73         WORTH LITTLE (5653)       
-CUT YOUR HAIR 29109           6   6     72         CROOKED RAIN (5155)       
 FIRE WATER 41631              6   3     70         GOOD TIMES (6780)         
 JULIANNE 19630               11  15     69         SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   
-BINGO BASHER 36834            6   8  1  69         NAMED BY MARK V (6439)    
-SCREAMING END 32894          10   6  2  68         HERO BLUES (5768)         
 IMNOTA GOAT 41767            10   9     67         ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KEY MASTER 34115              7   2  1  65         THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  
 FORTUNE TELLER 33729          5   3  1  65         IDIOT WIND (5908)         
-DOUBLE E 32927                8   9     64         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     
-MATT GOES SPLAT 44600         6   2     63         NAMED BY MARK XXIV (7744) 
 BONITO PICAROS 28846          5   2     63         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
-WHITE DOVE 32903              9   5     62         IN THE WIND (5770)        
-BOLT OF LIGHTNING 36457       8   4     62         DRIFER'S ESCAPE (6367)    
 SPEAKERBOXXX 34447            5   2  1  62         AL BUMS V (4139)          
 MASTER PLAN 36463             4   6     58         PAID IN FULL (6368)       
-LINT 40696                    6   2     57         BEST TP EVER! (7092)      
-LOVELY 38435                  5   2  1  57         SWEETNESS (6708)          

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOOM BISCUIT 26215            8   9  1  56         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-CAUSTIC MACAROON 15171        6   6     56         ORLANDO BOUND II (2675)   
-THE BEARDMASTER 41200         4   2  1  56         VIKING HEROES (7178)      
-UNUSUAL NUDITY 40818          5   5     55         100613O (7117)            
-DOUBLE PLAY 39527             9   7  2  54         DEVIATION N (6900)        
-KING JAMES 41525              7   6  2  54         DEVIATION N (6900)        
 EX SAINT 30768                6   8     54         KAOS 11-08 (3833)         
-BILL MURRAY 36772             5   9     54         ZOMBIE LAND (6427)        
 THE WHITE WHALE 47164         5   0     54         GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)      
-DEFILED TOAST 43377           4   2     54         THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551) 
 ISOLATED ANGEL 41325          4   2  1  53         KAOS 12-10 (6603)         
 LOVE SICK 29177               7   7     52         TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   
 SOMEBODY 33706                5   9     52         GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)      
 ZIGGY STARDUST 24980          5   3     52         AL BUMS XI (4437)         
-THE PROFESSOR 30925           6   9     51         BALLERS (5445)            
-BLACKENED TURKEY 41173        4   3     51         TURKEY DAY TERROR (7173)  
-CHOICE CUT 41524              4   1     51         DEVIATION N (6900)        
-THE WEED WHACKER 36766        6   8     50         NAMED BY HANNAH (6426)    
 HI-TOP FADE 30902             5   7     50         HAIR DAY (5440)           
 ILL SHIVER 38385              6   4  1  49         KAOS 11-08 (3833)         
-XXX 43214                     5   2     49         BAD NEWS (7518)           
-SCRIPTED GROPE 40828          4   5     49         100613Q (7119)            
 CODE MONEY 36451              4   9     49         PSK (6366)                
 REDICULOUS 41392              4   2     49         SIC 'EM (7202)            
-SLUG BUDDY 36874              5   5  2  48         NAMED BY MARK XIII (6447) 
 SALSA CALIENTE 35328          4   3     48         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
-KILLING IN THE NAME 29243     6   7     47         RATM (5182)               
-TOP OF THE HILL 34446         5   6  1  47         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     
 CHAMPION 26012                2   1     45         TODAY TOO (4626)          
 ROSA MEXICANA 35386           4   3     44         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
 POP GUN 44904                 3   3  2  44         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 BEDTIME 49248                 8  19     43         BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 
 PAVLOV'S DOG 41691            6   3     43         MENTORS PETS (7253)       
 INFERNAL SNIT 44010           3   0     43         APRIL MAIL-IN 14A (7641)  
-LADY VASHJ 27862              5   4     41         W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (4947)     
 INEBRIART 41333               4   1  2  41         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      
-PERFECT FROG 26436            4  10     40         BATTLE FROGS 3 (4690)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EYEBALL STABBER 44895         3   1  1  40         FLOYD RADIO (5411)        
 GOMER 35985                   8  10     38         FAMILY PETS (5780)        
 MILLION MILES 29180           3   3     38         TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   
 MAD TRAIN 41385               4   3  1  37         MIXED FRUIT (7201)        
-MOON PIE 40905                4   7     37         BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    
 TRUE PLAYER 36509             3   3  1  37         MMMP (6377)               
 CHAYNEE COUNTY 43943          3   4     37         JW HARDING (7627)         
-HEARTBREAKER 40566            2   3     37         CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       
-SAUL STISS 43803              2   2     37         HOLLY DAYS (7607)         
 FRACTURED FURY 47055          3   1     36         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
-OPAL RAVIOLI 44642            2   5  1  36         MUFFINS! IV (7752)        
-CAN'T BEAT TUM 40978          7   4     35         THE GREAT TMM (7146)      
-OLAF 42118                    4   0     35         BEERSERKER (7320)         
-MOLDY FEEDER 43382            3   1     35         THIRSTY THUGS 1404 (7552) 
-HODOR 24406                   3   2     35         SONG OF FIRE A (4327)     
-HOTEL ARIZONA 29194           4   1  1  34         BEING THERE (5172)        
 SAUSAGE FINGERS 31771         4   4     34         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRIMERIDIAN 44883             4   1  1  33         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-CARTMAN 44630                 2   5     33         MUFFINS! II (7750)        
 LODI DODI 38042               4   4     32         DOGGYSTYLE (5156)         
 BRUISE 41926                  2   0     32         COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    
 THE PIT 42599                 4   4     31         STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)   
 MARK 30846                    4   5     31         PEEP SHOW (5429)          
-VAMANTHRA 47521               2   2  1  31         PAINFUL WAY TO GO (8212)  
 SOUND SHOWGIRL 44100          2   9     31         APRIL MAIL-IN 14S (7659)  
-FRANK SINATRA 25031           3   2     30         FASHION NUGGET (4448)     
 BOJANGLES 47034               1   0  1  30         INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
 ZA-CTE 44912                  4   6     29         CTHULHU'S ZEALOTS (7197)  
-HAPPY DAYS 39328              3   2     29         BEING THERE (5172)        
 FLAUNT IT 45590               2   2     29         HYPNOTIZE (6376)          
 BREATHE 41142                 2   1     29         IDIOT WIND (5908)         
 EMPOWER 41927                 3   0  1  28         COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    
 SUNSHINE SUPERMAN 30942       3   5     28         D DAY (5448)              
 MASSAGE PARLOR 41111          3   0     28         INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
-HIPPIE CHICK 44653            2   0     28         OTTODROME 155 (7754)      
 WINTER WOLF 44830             2   3     27         FURRY FURY AZ (2836)      
-SOFTY CHEESE 43781            2   1     27         DEAD WORLD (7602)         
-CHRIS MISSE 43806             3   0     26         HOLLY DAYS (7607)         
 PIZZA 46443                   2   2     25         FOOD! (8026)              

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOLOKO 45385                  3   2     21         3 FLOYDS BREWING (7267)   
-MAGIC 45342                   2   0     21         TRICKS (7867)             
-SYLVANAS 46277                2   1     21         PAIN AND HEARTACHE (7999) 
-A MOIDA 43778                 2   2     20         DEAD WORLD (7602)         
 CRISPY FLAVOR 40207           1   1     20         ORLANDO RANDOM (7009)     
 SEPULCHER 46693               2   3     19         PLAGUEWIND 9I (8070)      
-BEATEN VICOR 43384            2   3     19         THIRSTY THUGS 1405 (7553) 
-SKULL PROBATION 45088         2   3     19         FOOLS 2014 - IV (7822)    
 VALIANT 44874                 2   0     19         PSALMS OF ISACC (7167)    
-SOME DONKUS 43779             1   2     19         DEAD WORLD (7602)         
 OREO 44001                    1   0     19         4-LETTER JUNKFOOD (7639)  
-HOBBS 47706                   1   0     19         ROBO VILLIAGE (8247)      
 EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT 43800    2   2     18         STATIC SANITY (7606)      
-THE LONGER 47703              1   0     18         ROBO VILLIAGE (8247)      
 WEBBED TOES 44440             1   1     18         MORE WINT TEAMS XVI (7713)
-WHOPPER FLOPPER 46429         2   0     17         JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      
 SNEEZE NOOK 47997             0   1     17         CHI 2014G (8303)          
-COYOTE 45997                  3   1     16         WILD THINGS (6974)        
 LOVE BITES 46399              1   3     16         80'S MUSIC (8017)         
 STRETCH ARMSTRONG 44896       0   5     15         FLOYD RADIO (5411)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACACIA ACID 45073             2   1     14         FOOLS 2014 - I (7819)     
-DESTROYER OF WORLDS 42270     3   4     13         ON THE SHOULDERS OF (7342)
 RAPTOR 39997                  2   7     13         WILD THINGS (6974)        
-LAST 45379                    1   1  1  12         DAYS 2 (7874)             
-GODDESS STEVIE 47506          1   0     12         PAIN HAS ARRIVED (8209)   
-MAGIC 46434                   1   1     12         EVEN MORE 80'S MUSI (8024)
 GYPSY RIDER 41124             0   4     12         PSALMS OF ISACC (7167)    
 IMMORTALIS 46663              1   4     11         PLAGUEWIND 3C (8064)      
 DREAMLESS SLEEP0 47171        1   1     11         TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   
-MONGOOSE 49162                2   0     10         WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      
-SPARTACUS 46394               1   1     10         EASY RAIDERS (8016)       
 GLENN 45963                   1   0     10         ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)    
 STARRY BREW 47173             1   1      9         MIXED FRUIT (7201)        
 CRAB GRASS 49306              1   0      9         WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      
-SPECTRE 46450                 1   1      8         SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)   
-MURDERFACE 46402              1   1      8         DETHKLOK (8018)           
-CONSPIRACY 46387              1   1      8         LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   
-SPECTRE 46385                 1   1      8         SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)     
 R.I.P. 44819                  1   4      7         ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)    
-'85 ROYALS 46424              0   2      6         THE 80'S (8022)           
-HERO 46050                    0   2      6         CHARACTERS! (7958)        
-KISS 43774                    0   2      6         MORE-ER STUFF (7601)      
-ABCESS 11642                  0   5      5         PAINFUL II (2116)         
-ENTRYWAY REPELLANT 45134      0   4      4         FOOLS 2014 - XIII (7831)  
 FERRET 49307                  0   1      1         WILD THINGS (6974)        
 POISON OAK 49383              0   1      1         WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      
-BUTTERS 44489                 0   1      1         MOR WINT TEAMS XXVI (7723)
-KANGAROO 49153                0   1      1         WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
YELLOW LIPPY 27735      5  2 0 011312AH 4924        MORE VICIOUS TH 39513 163  NOT REVENGED
BRGR 44002              0  1 0 4-LETTER JUNKFO 7639 BLACK ORC             167  NONE
FRYS 44004              0  1 0 4-LETTER JUNKFO 7639 STONE GOLEM           167  NONE
PZZA 44000              0  1 0 4-LETTER JUNKFO 7639 ARENAMASTER           167  NONE
BILLIE JEAN 46398       1  1 0 80'S MUSIC 8017      SKETCHED RETCH 41332  165   
BIG RED SKY 46082       0  1 0 AL BUMS V 4139       BLACK ORC             167  NONE
EMPIRE BURLESQU 36067   0  1 0 AL BUMS XI 4437      ARENAMASTER           167  NONE
OH MERCY 36065          0  1 0 AL BUMS XI 4437      SPYMASTER             167  NONE
JAY 42142               5  2 2 BLUNTMAN & CHRO 7325 STOP BREATHIN 29108   164  NONE
A 48000                 0  1 0 CHI 2014G 8303       SPYMASTER             167  NONE
B 47998                 0  1 0 CHI 2014G 8303       STONE GOLEM           167  NONE
C 47996                 0  1 0 CHI 2014G 8303       DARK CHAMPION         167  NONE
D 47999                 0  1 0 CHI 2014G 8303       BLACK ORC             167  NONE
SHUTUP! IT'S 4A 47066   0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO X 7282 MOUNTAIN TROLL        167  NONE
STILL LISTENING 47065   0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO X 7282 STONE GOLEM           167  NONE
X-PLOSION 45680         0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO X 7282 MOUNTAIN TROLL        167  NONE
P13 49313               0  1 0 D DAY 5448           WURM KIN              167  NONE
P50 49311               0  1 0 D DAY 5448           STONE GOLEM           167  NONE
TREAD LIGHTLY 41839     2  3 1 DEVIATION LXXV 6294  SCHWEINSTEIGER 35465  163  NOT REVENGED
WALLBANGER 29622        3 10 0 DM ALL-STARS 80      PLYOMETRICS 31176     164   
SKETCHED RETCH 41332    3  1 1 DRUNK DRAWING 5450   BOJANGLES 47034       167   
BRUTUS 46396            0  2 0 EASY RAIDERS 8016    LAST 45379            165   
BROKEN IDOL 43959       1  1 0 EVERYTHING'S BR 7630 OPAL RAVIOLI 44642    165   
BUBBAGANOOSH 46323      1  1 0 FTF JULY 2012 5382   INEBRIART 41333       167   
MUD X 49310             0  1 0 FURRY FURY AZ 2836   BANDIT PRINCE         167  NONE
COURT JESTER 47163      0  1 0 GOTTA SERVE 2 5903   SHEWISH GIANT         167  NONE
UP DO 49325             0  1 0 HAIR DAY 5440        SPYMASTER             167  NONE
UP DO POOF 40526        0  1 0 HAIR DAY 5440        DARK CHAMPION         167  NONE
POINTED THREATS 32849  16 15 0 I'M ONLY BLEEDI 5759 SKELETAL MICKEY 38960 166   
ASAIN PARENTS 47051     0  1 0 INTERNATIONAL D 7165 HIGH ELF              167  NONE
ELASTIC VINE 47035      0  1 0 INTERNATIONAL D 7165 BLACK ORC             167  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
COUNTRYSIDE 46091       0  1 0 JW HARDING 7627      HIGH ELF              167  NONE
CERO 7801               0  1 0 KELLUMBOS KIDS  1442 WURM KIN              167  NONE
AMADEUS 41976           1  1 0 KHOR'S PRAETORI 7292 TRUE PLAYER 36509     167   
ATOMIC BUM 30856       10  7 1 MADHATTIN PROJE 5431 GLADIATOR FOX 18946   165   
WIKI 41387              0  1 0 MIXED FRUIT 7201     SPYMASTER             167  NONE
DANGEROUS 36507         0  1 0 MMMP 6377            WURM KIN              167  NONE
FORTUNE 500 36511       0  1 0 MMMP 6377            DARK CHAMPION         167  NONE
PLATINUM PLUS 36508     0  1 0 MMMP 6377            BLACK ORC             167  NONE
TRIPLE BEAM 36510       0  1 0 MMMP 6377            HIGH ELF              167  NONE
A 44441                 0  1 0 MORE WINT TEAMS 7713 MOUNTAIN TROLL        167  NONE
B 44439                 0  1 0 MORE WINT TEAMS 7713 BLACK ORC             167  NONE
C 44437                 0  1 0 MORE WINT TEAMS 7713 BANDIT PRINCE         167  NONE
D 44438                 0  1 0 MORE WINT TEAMS 7713 MOUNTAIN TROLL        167  NONE
PAWN SHOP 47068         0  1 0 MOTHERSHIP TEMP 5886 ARENAMASTER           167  NONE
SUBFACTORY RUN 47067    0  1 0 MOTHERSHIP TEMP 5886 BANDIT PRINCE         167  NONE
VISION QUEST 44864      0  1 0 MOTHERSHIP TEMP 5886 MOUNTAIN TROLL        167  NONE
P14 49317               0  1 0 NEVERMIND 4449       BANDIT PRINCE         167  NONE
STICK UP KID 36462      1  1 0 PAID IN FULL 6368    WURM KIN              167  NONE
SPORTS GUY 30881        3  7 0 POD CAST 5436        BINGO BASHER 36834    165   
BLAH 2 49186            0  1 0 PSALMS OF ISACC 7167 BLACK ORC             167  NONE
BLAH 3 49182            0  1 0 PSALMS OF ISACC 7167 SPYMASTER             167  NONE
RETRO KILLER 49187      0  1 0 PSALMS OF ISACC 7167 ARENAMASTER           167  NONE
NO 43801                0  1 0 STATIC SANITY 7606   SHEWISH GIANT         167  NONE
PASS 43799              0  1 0 STATIC SANITY 7606   BLACK ORC             167  NONE
UNINTERESTED 43798      0  1 0 STATIC SANITY 7606   BANDIT PRINCE         167  NONE
WHATEVER 43802          0  1 0 STATIC SANITY 7606   BANDIT PRINCE         167  NONE
SWEDISH FISH 46750      1  1 0 STORMY'S TROOPE 8081 EYEBALL STABBER 44895 163  NOT REVENGED
FOOTHILLS 49165         0  1 0 STUCK IN THE MU 5452 WURM KIN              167  NONE
EROTIC DEFECT 42528     4  4 0 TEMPE 2014Q 7395     LOVELY 38435          165   
MONKEY 30481            4 10 0 THE MOTHERSHIP  4667 KING JAMES 41525      166   
KLAXON 38480            0  4 0 THE MOTHERSHIP  5110 ISOLATED ANGEL 41325  165   
GUY THE SLY 43294       0  3 0 THE WILD ONES 7534   POP GUN 44904         163  NOT REVENGED
PRETTY BABY 47172       0  1 0 TIME OUT OF MIN 5169 MOUNTAIN TROLL        167  NONE
CHAIN REACTION 40603    5  6 1 WILD THINGS 2 6973   POP GUN 44904         166   
FLOWERS 45998           0  2 0 WILD THINGS 2 6973   SECULAR OTTER 47495   163  NOT REVENGED
RADIO CURE 25007        2  3 0 YANKEE HOTEL FO 4443 VAMANTHRA 47521       166   
BYE 49397               0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI 7261 SPYMASTER             167  NONE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STICK UP KID was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
C was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BYE was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
P14 was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
P13 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
B was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
PRETTY BABY was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
D was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
COURT JESTER was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
PAWN SHOP was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
SUBFACTORY RUN was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
SHUTUP! IT'S 4AM was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STILL LISTENING? was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
ASAIN PARENTS was executed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
ELASTIC VINE was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena match.
A was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena conflict.
COUNTRYSIDE was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BIG RED SKY was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
FOOTHILLS was easily killed by WURM KIN in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
X-PLOSION was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BLAH 3 was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
BLAH 2 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
VISION QUEST was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
RETRO KILLER was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
A was executed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
B was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena conflict.
D was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena bout.
CERO was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
C was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
FRYS was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
BRGR was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
PZZA was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
WHATEVER was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NO was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
PASS was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
UNINTERESTED was executed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
MUD X was executed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fray.
WIKI was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
P50 was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
UP DO POOF was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fray.
UP DO was executed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
FORTUNE 500 was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TRIPLE BEAM was executed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
PLATINUM PLUS was executed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fray.
DANGEROUS was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
OH MERCY was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
EMPIRE BURLESQUE was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
NAPOLEON beat GEORGIA SAM in a exciting 4 minute brutal veteran's Challenge fray.
BEDTIME was handily defeated by LOVE SICK in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
CHAMPION luckily beat CHAYNEE COUNTY in a popular 4 minute bloody Challenge duel.
THE WHITE WHALE demolished GOMER in a 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge competition.
CRIPPLE CREEK was defeated by RIGHT in a 2 minute expert's battle.
SILENCE vanquished BOBCAT in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
GIN AND JUICE was vanquished by CONSPIRACY THEORY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FUNKY MONK devastated FOX FISTS in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched match.
PLYOMETRICS handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
DOBBIE demolished KEY MASTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ONE ARMED BANDIT overpowered FIRE WATER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
GLADIATOR FOX overpowered HANDS in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title competition.
ASSORTED SNACKS was demolished by DIFFERENT RULER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WET PAINT savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute gory fight.
JIMMY WIN was handily defeated by PEPP FROG in a exciting 2 minute mismatched contest.
ANDERSON was devastated by SHARDAVAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided battle.
JULIANNE overpowered CODE MONEY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
COME AS YOU ARE demolished EX SAINT in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
MEGALODON overpowered THE SHIP in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DOOM BISCUIT slimly lost to MASTER PLAN in a crowd pleasing 6 minute veteran's fight.
IMNOTA GOAT was devastated by FORTUNE TELLER in a popular 3 minute one-sided bout.
ISOLATED ANGEL demolished DIPSO DOODLE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
POP GUN was overcome by LOUIE THE KING in a 2 minute bout.
BONITO PICAROS bested ZIGGY STARDUST in a popular 1 minute fight.
HI-TOP FADE was viciously subdued by SALSA CALIENTE in a 12 minute gruesome match.
REDICULOUS vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
PAVLOV'S DOG was savagely defeated by SOMEBODY in a action packed 3 minute melee.
ILL SHIVER demolished SOUND SHOWGIRL in a 1 minute uneven battle.
SPEAKERBOXXX overpowered SAUSAGE FINGERS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
INFERNAL SNIT demolished LODI DODI in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT was narrowly defeated by MASSAGE PARLOR in a 2 minute match.
FRACTURED FURY subdued SUNSHINE SUPERMAN in a popular 1 minute bout.
ROSA MEXICANA overpowered MARK in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched fight.
MAD TRAIN devastated LOVE BITES in a 2 minute mismatched match.
INEBRIART murdered BUBBAGANOOSH in a 1 minute uneven match.
TRUE PLAYER butchered AMADEUS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MOLOKO was overpowered by PRIMERIDIAN in a 2 minute brutal uneven duel.
MILLION MILES handily defeated GYPSY RIDER in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
FLAUNT IT overpowered RAPTOR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ZA-CTE demolished NOTHIN' FUNNY in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
STRETCH ARMSTRONG was vanquished by PIZZA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
IMMORTALIS was devastated by WINTER WOLF in a 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
SEPULCHER was demolished by BREATHE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WEBBED TOES was overpowered by BRUISE in a 1 minute uneven match.
THE PIT demolished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
EMPOWER subdued CRISPY FLAVOR in a 1 minute bout.
SKETCHED RETCH was slaughtered by BOJANGLES in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
STARRY BREW slimly won victory over FERRET in a popular 6 minute beginner's match.
DREAMLESS SLEEP0 handily defeated SNEEZE NOOK in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
ACACIA ACID demolished POISON OAK in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
VALIANT overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's melee.
R.I.P. was beaten by CRAB GRASS in a 3 minute novice's bout.
OREO savagely defeated SAINT PLAN in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
GLENN overpowered BLURRY BEE in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      35         STRIKING ATTACK  219 - 197 - 16      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 25         TOTAL PARRY       73 -  82 -  1      47  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  25         WALL OF STEEL     88 - 101 -  4      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 14         AIMED BLOW       204 - 263 - 10      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         SLASHING ATTACK   89 - 122 -  5      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         LUNGING ATTACK   156 - 218 -  7      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     32 -  45 -  3      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         PARRY-STRIKE      28 -  48 -  3      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  48 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    14 - 120 -  0      10  |

Turn 167 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   15 - 10     SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  8         5  STRIKING ATTACK
                              AIMED BLOW        14 - 21         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 15         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  5     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2     
                              TOTAL PARRY        2 -  8     
                              WALL OF STEEL      1 - 10     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 - 14     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  GLADIATOR FOX 18946        12   4  1  134 FURRY FURY AZ (2836)
SLASHING ATTACK  FUNKY MONK 26803           17  13  1  114 BLOOD SUGAR MAGIK (4752)
AIMED BLOW       PLYOMETRICS 31176          20  13  1  112 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (4615)
WALL OF STEEL    FOX FISTS 16070            14   8  0   94 FURRY FURY AZ (2836)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RIGHT -25529                8   5  0   94 GOOD TIMES (6780)
LUNGING ATTACK   BOBCAT 19098                8   5  1   80 FRONTIER (3385)
TOTAL PARRY      IMNOTA GOAT -23769         10   9  0   67 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)
PARRY-STRIKE     FORTUNE TELLER -31807       5   3  1   65 IDIOT WIND (5908)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      SALSA CALIENTE -30208       4   3  0   48 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NAPOLEON -27925.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was NAPOLEON -27925.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHAYNEE COUNTY -21593, 
FORTUNE TELLER -31807, MASTER PLAN -29073, PEPP FROG -25607, ANDERSON 30894, DOOM 
BISCUIT 26215, SOMEBODY -31830, STARRY BREW -18363, OREO -21535, and WET PAINT 30948.

The least popular fighter this week was STILL LISTENING? -18471.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were B -17538, SNEEZE NOOK -17539, SKETCHED RETCH -24204, WEBBED 
TOES -21096, IMMORTALIS -18873, STRETCH ARMSTRONG -20640, NOTHIN' FUNNY -29071, 
RAPTOR -25539, GYPSY RIDER -24412, and MOLOKO -20151.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

DOBBIE (84-30850) PEEP SHOWR

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                           STINGER (30-4098) RANDOM  (391) 
                    BUCK ROGERS (82-53730) LUROCIANS T108  (9073) 
                      FRIED DUCKPINS (82-52331) 120507F  (8812) 
                      JESSICA (82-53734) LUROCIANS T108  (9073) 
                   7TH SAMURAI (82-54800) SUPE FORCES 1801  (9246) 
                     STEAMING EARL (82-24992) SAUNA TIME  (3991) 
                    ARNOLD LAYNE (82-52842) ROOKIE PINK 1  (8905) 
                       HORMONE HOAGIE (82-55291) 01808X  (9340) 
               MINGE THE MARVELOUS (82-44835) HOLE IN THE WALL  (7539) 
                   CHILI CHEESE (82-19622) NOTHING BUT DIP  (3042) 
                 POST OFFICE BUILDING (84-4780) S. FORCES 7804  (916) 
                   HANNIBAL LECTER (84-8637) STATE OF MIND  (1582) 
                        BUTT GOBLIN (84-14415) 060310M  (2531) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes