DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/05/2015    Duedate: 03/18/2015

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 178

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FJORD
IDIOCRACY (4683)
(84-36346) [11-6-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FJORD                          DEFILED TOAST
IDIOCRACY (4683)               THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551)
(84-36346) [11-6-0,116]        (84-43377) [7-2-2,83]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SILENT BOB                     BISCOTTI
BLUNTMAN & CHRONIC (7325)      LAST DELTA FLIGHT (7792)
(84-42143) [6-8-0,38]          (84-44861) [0-2-0,16]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WILD THINGS 2 (6973)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ABSURD HEROES XI (8369)       35 
2. STORMY'S TROOPERS B1 (8079)   31    TEMPE II V (5806)
3. THE MENTORS 3 (7213)          30    Unchartered Team
4. STORMY'S TROOPERS A7 (8076)   29 
5. 80S MOVIES (8020)             29    POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*APRIL MAIL-IN 14A (7641)   6   0  0 100.   1/ 3 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      7  0 1
 2- 5*TEMPE ON A PLANE 1 (4860)  4   0  0 100.   2/ 1 DEAD WORLD (7602)         6  0 0
 3- 7*TEMPE 2014C (7380)         2   0  1 100.   3/25*OTTODROME 132 (7170)      4  0 0
 4/28*PHXFUN46 (9400)            2   0  0 100.   4/32*PRETTY DEADLY (6719)      4  0 0
 5- 8*SATAN'S WORKSHOP (8760)    2   0  0 100.   5/ 7*STORMYS TROOPERS B (8197) 4  1 0
 6/25*SICK DAY 13 (9335)         2   0  0 100.   6/ 9*80S MOVIES (8020)         4  2 0
 7/27*PHXFUN18 (9372)            2   0  0 100.   7/11 WILD THINGS (6974)        4  7 0
 8/29*PHXFUN43 (9397)            2   0  0 100.   8/13*THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551) 3  0 2
 9-12*PUB CRAWLERS 5 (7672)      2   0  0 100.   9/21*SOME OLD B (8453)         3  0 1
10-11*SAYS GRIMM (7139)          2   0  0 100.  10/15*THIRSTY THUGS 1355 (6837) 3  0 1
11-14*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3697)  2   0  0 100.  11/20*LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   3  0 0
12-16*BLACK COLOSSUS 1A (8047)   1   0  1 100.  12/27 LA LOCAL 305 (7297)       3  0 0
13-17*OBELISK 011 (8148)         1   0  1 100.  13/ 6 THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235) 3  0 0
14-18*THIRSTY THUGS 1419 (8200)  1   0  1 100.  14/42 TEAM RANDOM 16 (6548)     3  0 0
15-21*THIRSTY THUGS 1460 (8841)  1   0  0 100.  15/38 PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 3  0 0
16-22*THIRSTY THUGS 1453 (8848)  1   0  0 100.  16- 8*BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)   3  1 0
17/ 0*THIRSTY GHUGS 1446 (8855)  1   0  0 100.  27/127*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (8076) 3  1 0
18-23*BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)   1   0  0 100.  18-10 GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)      3  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-24*SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)    1   0  0 100.  19/53 BIRDEMIC (5439)           3  2 1
20-30*COVERING GROUND (8446)     1   0  0 100.  20/55*FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    3  3 0
21-32*ABSURD HEROES IX (8367)    1   0  0 100.  21/46 N.W.A. (4830)             3  3 0
22/ 0*PAINLESS POINT (8440)      1   0  0 100.  90/190 FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)     3  6 0
23-33*COOL WORDS (7582)          1   0  0 100.  23-12*JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      2  0 1
24-34*I GOTTA HAVE... (6769)     1   0  0 100.  24-14*BLOOD IN, BLOOD OU (7326) 2  0 1
25-35*KHOR'S GUARD XV (5340)     1   0  0 100.  25/74*PHXFUN46 (9400)           2  0 0
26-36*AT THE ZOO 4 (4292)        1   0  0 100.  26-17*SATAN'S WORKSHOP (8760)   2  0 0
27-37 FISHY FISHY FISH (9211)   12   1  1 92.3  27- 4*RANDOM FODDER 2 (8899)    2  0 0
28/40 TEMPE II V (5806)         12   2  0 85.7  28/78*SICK DAY 13 (9335)        2  0 0
29/ 1*BEERSERKER (7320)          6   1  0 85.7  29/71*PHXFUN18 (9372)           2  0 0
30-41*JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)       5   1  1 83.3  30/76*PHXFUN43 (9397)           2  0 0
31/43*STORMYS TROOPERS B (8197)  5   1  0 83.3  31/83 MUFFINS! IV (7752)        2  0 0
32/38 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (7510)  9   2  0 81.8  32/82*4 LETTER EXAMS (7784)     2  0 0
33/44 THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235) 12   3  1 80.0  33/ 0*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (8079) 2  0 0
34/50*LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)    4   1  0 80.0  34/88*NAMED BY MARK XXII (7743) 2  0 0
35/51*THIRSTY THUGS 1418 (8221)  4   1  0 80.0  35/89 THE GREAT TMM (7146)      2  0 0
36/54*PRETTY DEADLY (6719)       7   2  0 77.8  36/94*VOMMITZS (7548)           2  0 0
37-46 WORTH LITTLE (5653)       10   3  0 76.9  37-30*PUB CRAWLERS 5 (7672)     2  0 0
38-47 TURKEY DAY TERROR (7173)   9   3  0 75.0  38-36*CODE NAMES 34 (5934)      2  0 0
39/39*SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)    6   2  0 75.0  39-34*SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     2  0 0
40-49*105TH DIRE LANCERS (7230)  3   1  1 75.0  40-35*UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394) 2  0 0
41/ 0*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (8079)  3   1  0 75.0  06/106 PHILLY XVI (5639)         2  0 0
42-52*MASS PAIN (8442)           3   1  0 75.0  42-43 TIME OF DYIN' (5765)      2  0 0
43/64*NAMED BY MARK XXII (7743)  3   1  0 75.0  43-37 DIGNITY (5773)            2  0 0
44/ 6*ORLANDO BOUND VI (2679)    3   1  0 75.0  10/110 HALLOWEENIE II (4521)     2  0 0
45/56 011411L (3847)            13   5  1 72.2  45-39*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (3697) 2  0 0
46/42*DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)        5   2  0 71.4  46-40*ERROR (4180)              2  0 0
47-55 DIGNITY (5773)            24  10  3 70.6  47/18*THIRSTY THUGS 1443 (8827) 2  1 0
48/45 BAD NEWS (7518)            7   3  0 70.0  48/16*SICK DAY 24 (9346)        2  1 0
49-58 BUBBA'S DINER (6183)      20   9  2 69.0  38/138 80'S MUSIC (8017)         2  1 0
50/53*80S MOVIES (8020)          6   3  0 66.7  50/ 5*SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)   2  1 0
51/74*CASINO (7324)              6   3  0 66.7  39/139*HERE 4 BEER (7940)        2  1 0
52-59*CODE NAMES 34 (5934)       6   3  0 66.7  52/19*SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)     2  1 0
53-61*TEMPE 2014AA (7405)        4   2  0 66.7  43/143*BARMY SOTS (7923)         2  1 0
54/81*VOMMITZS (7548)            4   2  0 66.7  25/125*THIRSTY THUGS 1409 (8206) 2  1 0
55-62*THIRSTY THUGS 1404 (7552)  4   2  0 66.7  36/136*THIRSTY THUGS 1418 (8221) 2  1 0
56/ 9*THIRSTY THUGS 1443 (8827)  2   1  0 66.7  56-41*INTERNATIONAL DRIV (7165) 2  1 0
57/10*SICK DAY 24 (9346)         2   1  0 66.7  57/28*BEERSERKER (7320)         2  1 0
58-65*107TH DIRE LANCERS (7232)  2   1  0 66.7  47/147*CASINO (7324)             2  1 0
59-67*SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)      2   1  0 66.7  59/24 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (7510) 2  1 0
60/ 0*FIRST IMPRESSION (4153)    2   1  0 66.7  60-47*THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  2  1 0
61-68*IN UTERO (5153)           11   6  0 64.7  61-44 NEVERMIND (4449)          2  1 0
62/77*THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551)  7   4  2 63.6  62/45 IDIOCRACY (4683)          2  1 0
63-69 THIRSTY THUGS 0511 (6319)  7   4  1 63.6  61/161 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4888) 2  1 0
64-70 NAMED BY MARK XXIV (7744)  7   4  0 63.6  64/48 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   2  1 0
65/57 THIRSTY THUGS 1324 (6219)  7   4  0 63.6  75/175 011411L (3847)            2  1 0
66-71*BLOOD IN, BLOOD OU (7326)  5   3  1 62.5  66/ 0*FIRST IMPRESSION (4153)   2  1 0
67/92*THIRSTY THUGS 1355 (6837)  5   3  1 62.5  76/176*ROOKIE CRUE 24 (4213)     2  1 0
68-75 IN THE WIND (5770)        15  10  2 60.0  68-62*WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)    2  2 1
69/84 PHILLY XVI (5639)         12   8  1 60.0  69-49*SEEMS LIKE YESTERD (5885) 2  2 1
70/87 THE GREAT TMM (7146)       9   6  0 60.0  70/ 2 CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       2  2 1
71-76 AWESOME DIRECTORS (7328)   9   6  0 60.0  24/124*PHXFUN35 (9389)           2  2 0
72-78*BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)    6   4  0 60.0  54/154*ARMED & FILTHY (6716)     2  2 0
73-79*RANDOM FODDER 2 (8899)     3   2  0 60.0  73-52*CLASH RADIO (5410)        2  2 0
74-80*RANDOM FODDER 1 (8900)     3   2  0 60.0  66/166*REVIEW (8406)             2  3 1
13/113*4 LETTER EXAMS (7784)      3   2  0 60.0  75/79*RECORDS (8734)            2  3 0
12/112*BARMY SOTS (7923)          3   2  0 60.0  49/249 THE MENTORS 3 (7213)      2  3 0
77/66*ARMED & FILTHY (6716)      3   2  0 60.0  77-56 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       2  3 0
78-82*MEDAL OF HONOR W10 (1665)  3   2  0 60.0  78-57 BEING THERE (5172)        2  3 0
79/ 0 ENTER THE WU (4831)       28  19  1 59.6  79/58 WILD STYLE (5442)         2  3 0
80/85 PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 16  11  0 59.3  80/64*THE BIG BLEED (8732)      2  4 1
00/100*SOME OLD B (8453)          7   5  1 58.3  81/50*REVIEW 2 (8408)           2  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/ 0 OLD ONE (2726)             7   5  0 58.3  82/23*GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  2  4 0
83-83 THREAD (3391)              7   5  0 58.3  83/51*ASPIRATIONAL (7629)       2  4 0
84-89 NOUNS XX (2369)            8   6  0 57.1  85/185*FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    2  5 0
85-90*GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)     4   3  1 57.1  86/186*PREACHER (8409)           2  5 0
59/159*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (8076)  4   3  0 57.1  84/184 PAID IN FULL (6368)       2  5 0
87-94*BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822)     4   3  0 57.1  87/59*THE STONES (4459)         2  5 0
10/110*ROOKIE CRUE 24 (4213)      4   3  0 57.1  88/63*ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    2  6 0
89-95 FRONTIER (3385)           17  13  1 56.7  89/61 VANITY (5432)             2  6 0
03/103 DEAD WORLD (7602)         19  15  1 55.9  90-65*BLACK COLOSSUS 1A (8047)  1  0 1
91/73*STORMYS TROOPERS B (8198)  5   4  0 55.6  91-66*OBELISK 011 (8148)        1  0 1
92/72*THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)     5   4  0 55.6  92-67*THIRSTY THUGS 1419 (8200) 1  0 1
93/97 BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 66  53  3 55.5  93-72*THIRSTY THUGS 1460 (8841) 1  0 0
02/102 BOOK BINGE (5756)         16  13  0 55.2  94-73*THIRSTY THUGS 1453 (8848) 1  0 0
01/101 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4888) 29  24  2 54.7  95/ 0*THIRSTY GHUGS 1446 (8855) 1  0 0
96-99 COUNTRY PIE II (7889)     30  25  3 54.5  96-75*BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)  1  0 0
41/141*OTTODROME 132 (7170)       6   5  0 54.5  97-77*SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   1  0 0
98/96 PHILLY X (5632)           13  11  0 54.2  98-86*ABSURD HEROES IX (8367)   1  0 0
99/86 N.W.A. (4830)             13  11  0 54.2  99-87*COVERING GROUND (8446)    1  0 0
00/88 WILD STYLE (5442)          8   7  0 53.3  00/ 0*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (7788) 1  0 0
01/98 BLUNTMAN & CHRONIC (7325) 11  10  2 52.4  01-84*BEER PRESSURE (7939)      1  0 0
07/107 TEAM RANDOM 16 (6548)     11  10  0 52.4  02/ 0*PAINLESS POINT (8440)     1  0 0
04/104 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)   104  96  1 52.0  03-22*MASS PAIN (8442)          1  0 0
05-105 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     25  24  1 51.0  04-96*COOL WORDS (7582)         1  0 0
06-106 I SHALL BE FREE (5764)    12  12  0 50.0  05-90*TEMPE 2014C (7380)        1  0 0
33/133 HALLOWEENIE II (4521)      8   8  0 50.0  06-92 NAMED BY MARK XXIV (7744) 1  0 0
08-108*EL CAMINO GUAPO (5116)     6   6  2 50.0  07-91*TEMPE 2014AA (7405)       1  0 0
08/91*THIRSTY THUGS 1346 (6241)  4   4  1 50.0  08-26 TURKEY DAY TERROR (7173)  1  0 0
09/93*SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)      4   4  0 50.0  09-95*SAYS GRIMM (7139)         1  0 0
60/160*THIRSTY THUGS 1409 (8206)  3   3  0 50.0  10/ 0*MORE-ER STUFF (7601)      1  0 0
17/117*PHXFUN35 (9389)            2   2  0 50.0  11-29*APRIL MAIL-IN 14A (7641)  1  0 0
90/190*HERE 4 BEER (7940)         2   2  0 50.0  12-31 GEMMELL (6106)            1  0 0
13/63*THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216)  2   2  0 50.0  02-102 BUBBA'S DINER (6183)      1  0 0
14-114*REALLY? (7298)             2   2  0 50.0  53-153 THIRSTY THUGS 0511 (6319) 1  0 0
15/ 0*IMMORTAL METAL (6718)      2   2  0 50.0  00-100*MMMP (6377)               1  0 0
15-115*TODAY TOO (4626)           2   2  0 50.0  16/ 0*FEARSOME 5 (6653)         1  0 0
16-116*THIRSTY THUGS 1414 (8217)  1   1  1 50.0  17/ 0*IMMORTAL METAL (6718)     1  0 0
18/19*PHXFUN36 (9390)            1   1  0 50.0  03-103*I GOTTA HAVE... (6769)    1  0 0
19-119*BUBBA'S WISH LIST (9165)   1   1  0 50.0  19-33*BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822)    1  0 0
20-120*MOMMA'S BOY (9166)         1   1  0 50.0  05-105 APRIL 1/2V (5616)         1  0 0
22-122*THIRSTY THUGS 1509 (9171)  1   1  0 50.0  07-107 IN THE WIND (5770)        1  0 0
23-123*HAMMER OF HELL (8701)      1   1  0 50.0  04-104*KHOR'S GUARD XV (5340)    1  0 0
58/258*PHXFUN9 (9363)             1   1  0 50.0  09-109 AL BUMS IX (4438)         1  0 0
24/26*PHXFUN 17 (9371)           1   1  0 50.0  11-111*TEMPE ON A PLANE 1 (4860) 1  0 0
61/261*PHXFUN19 (9373)            1   1  0 50.0  12-112*AT THE ZOO 4 (4292)       1  0 0
65/265*PHXFUN39 (9393)            1   1  0 50.0  14-114*ORLANDO BOUND XVII (2689) 1  0 0
18-118*THIRSTY THUGS 1440 (8824)  1   1  0 50.0  27/ 0 OLD ONE (2726)            1  0 0
26-126*ALIBIS (8213)              1   1  0 50.0  15-115*THIRSTY THUGS 1414 (8217) 1  1 1
27-127*PUB CRAWLERS 2 (7669)      1   1  0 50.0  29/68*CREATIVE NAMES XVI (7096) 1  1 1
28-128*100613J (7112)             1   1  0 50.0  31/231*PHXFUN9 (9363)            1  1 0
30/130 SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   18  19  0 48.6  38/238*PHXFUN39 (9393)           1  1 0
37/137 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      29  32  2 47.5  22-122*HAMMER OF HELL (8701)     1  1 0
31-131 WHIGS (3393)              16  18  0 47.1  21-121*THIRSTY THUGS 1509 (9171) 1  1 0
34-134 AL BUMS V (4139)          38  44  2 46.3  17-117*THIRSTY THUGS 1440 (8824) 1  1 0
51/151 80'S MUSIC (8017)          6   7  0 46.2  35/80*PHXFUN 17 (9371)          1  1 0
55/155 LA LOCAL 305 (7297)        5   6  0 45.5  34/234*PHXFUN19 (9373)           1  1 0
35-135 GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)      14  17  0 45.2  37/70*PHXFUN36 (9390)           1  1 0
36-136 INNERVISIONS (4748)       14  17  0 45.2  33-133*ALIBIS (8213)             1  1 0
39-139*FOOLS 2014 - IV (7822)     4   5  0 44.4  37-137*ERRSEVEN (8237)           1  1 0
45-145 APRIL 1/2V (5616)          7   9  0 43.7  41-141*DETHKLOK (8018)           1  1 0
46-146 HERO BLUES (5768)         10  13  2 43.5  40-140*GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    1  1 0
42/ 0 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4631) 10  13  1 43.5  28-128*THAT'S RIGHT (8405)       1  1 0
47-147 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  23  30  2 43.4  26-126*FINGER LICKIN (8407)      1  1 0
09/109*CREATIVE NAMES XVI (7096)  3   4  1 42.9  49-149*REALLY? (7298)            1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
89/189*THIRSTY THUGS 1303 (6201)  3   4  0 42.9  45/93 BAD NEWS (7518)           1  1 0
48-148*ERROR (4180)               3   4  0 42.9  46-146*105TH DIRE LANCERS (7230) 1  1 0
38/138 TEMPE II III (5805)        8  11  0 42.1  48-148*THIRSTY THUGS 1404 (7552) 1  1 0
49-149 NEVERMIND (4449)          30  42  1 41.7  44-144 AWESOME DIRECTORS (7328)  1  1 0
50-150 AL BUMS XI (4437)         25  35  0 41.7  01/101*DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)       1  1 0
52-152 99 OF 100 USERS (7321)     5   7  0 41.7  50/97 NAMED BY MARK XIII (6447) 1  1 0
53-153 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     17  24  0 41.5  59-159 D DAY (5448)              1  1 0
43/143 NAMED BY MARK XIII (6447)  7  10  2 41.2  55-155*VOLVO (5713)              1  1 0
44/144 FEAR FACTORY 6 (7488)      7  10  0 41.2  57-157 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     1  1 0
11/111*THIRSTY THUGS 1410 (8207)  2   3  1 40.0  08/108 TEMPE II III (5805)       1  1 0
57-157*VERBS 15 (6856)            2   3  1 40.0  58/258 TEMPE II V (5806)         1  1 0
56/20*RECORDS (8734)             2   3  0 40.0  60-160*IN UTERO (5153)           1  1 0
58-158*DETHKLOK (8018)            2   3  0 40.0  25/225 LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   1  1 0
61-161*BEER PRESSURE (7939)       2   3  0 40.0  13/113*ORLANDO BOUND VI (2679)   1  1 0
14/214*THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330)  2   3  0 40.0  62-162 FRONTIER (3385)           1  1 0
16/216*THIRSTY THUGS 1302 (6200)  2   3  0 40.0  63-163 WISHFUL THINKING (1867)   1  1 0
80/180 FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)     10  16  1 38.5  20/120*THIRSTY THUGS 1511 (9169) 1  2 0
64-164 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)        9  15  0 37.5  16/116*SICK DAY 25 (9347)        1  2 0
65-165*INTERNATIONAL DRIV (7165)  6  10  1 37.5  30/130*THIRSTY THUGS 1421 (8202) 1  2 0
04/204*PREACHER (8409)            3   5  0 37.5  31/131*BACON AND BEER (7915)     1  2 0
66-166 PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  21  36  3 36.8  15/215*THIRSTY THUGS 1412 (8215) 1  2 0
68/168 WILD THINGS (6974)        21  36  1 36.8  34/134*THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216) 1  2 0
74/174 BIRDEMIC (5439)           22  38  3 36.7  35/135*CANNIBAL FC (7916)        1  2 0
67-167 AL BUMS IX (4438)         45  78  2 36.6  11/211*THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 1  2 0
70-170*THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)   8  14  0 36.4  32/132*THIRSTY THUGS 1410 (8207) 1  2 0
71-171*MMMP (6377)                4   7  1 36.4  70/ 0*ABSURD HEROES XI (8369)   1  2 0
72-172 SOCIAL ENGINEER (7307)     4   7  0 36.4  29/129*STORMYS TROOPERS B (8198) 1  2 0
54/154 100613Q (7119)             4   7  0 36.4  67-167*WAY OUT (8451)            1  2 0
75-175 BEING THERE (5172)        15  27  1 35.7  42/142*THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)    1  2 0
76-176*HOLLY DAYS (7607)          5   9  0 35.7  50/150*TARGET MEN (7300)         1  2 0
78-178*CLASH RADIO (5410)        11  20  0 35.5  52/152*THIRSTY THUGS 1346 (6241) 1  2 0
69/169 FEAR FACTORY 4 (7486)      8  15  1 34.8  21/221*THIRSTY THUGS 1303 (6201) 1  2 0
77/177 VANITY (5432)             22  42  1 34.4  51/151 THIRSTY THUGS 1324 (6219) 1  2 0
79-179 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  15  30  2 33.3  19/219*2 SLASHERS, 1 PL (6766)   1  2 0
81-181 TEAM TODD (5757)           8  16  0 33.3  20/220*THIRSTY THUGS 1302 (6200) 1  2 0
82-182*COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)     7  14  2 33.3  56/156 RATM (5182)               1  2 0
84-184 MOR WINT TEAMS XXV (7722)  5  10  0 33.3  23/223 BOOK BINGE (5756)         1  2 0
07/207 MUFFINS! IV (7752)         4   8  1 33.3  73-173 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  1  2 0
83/ 0*ROBO VILLIAGE (8247)       4   8  0 33.3  74-174 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     1  2 0
84/15*THE BIG BLEED (8732)       2   4  1 33.3  77/177*MEDAL OF HONOR W4 (1659)  1  2 0
87-187*FRANKENFODDER (8749)       2   4  0 33.3  69/169 FEAR FACTORY 6 (7488)     1  3 0
86/ 0*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (7788)  2   4  0 33.3  78-178*BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 1  3 0
21/121*THIRSTY THUGS 1511 (9169)  1   2  0 33.3  79/179 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    1  3 0
24/124*SICK DAY 25 (9347)         1   2  0 33.3  80-180 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  1  3 0
89/ 0*ABSURD HEROES XI (8369)    1   2  0 33.3  81-181*EL CAMINO GUAPO (5116)    1  3 0
92-192*THAT'S RIGHT (8405)        1   2  0 33.3  82-182*COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    1  4 1
93-193*WAY OUT (8451)             1   2  0 33.3  23/123*PIES (8868)               1  4 0
92/ 0*MORE-ER STUFF (7601)       1   2  0 33.3  83-183*FEAR FACTORY 2 (7484)     1  4 0
54/254*2 SLASHERS, 1 PL (6766)    1   2  0 33.3  93/60 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)    1  5 0
94-194 FLOYD RADIO (5411)        10  21  1 32.3  89/189 FEAR FACTORY 4 (7486)     1  6 0
83/183 RATM (5182)                7  15  0 31.8  87/187*ISIS (7622)               1  6 0
95-195*UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394)  6  13  0 31.6  18/218*CAR SONGS (6375)          1  6 0
97/ 0*FEARSOME 5 (6653)          5  11  0 31.2  91/191*WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   1  9 0
96-196 TIME OF DYIN' (5765)       9  20  1 31.0  92/192*FEAR FACTORY 12 (7494)    0  7 0
40/140*GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)   4   9  0 30.8  94/194*THE L'ANGELLES (8410)     0  6 0
98-198 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (5558)  4   9  0 30.8  88-188*FEAR FACTORY 3 (7485)     0  6 0
97/197 CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       22  51  2 30.1  93-193*OBELISK 015 (8152)        0  5 0
99-199*SEEMS LIKE YESTERD (5885)  6  14  1 30.0  95-195 INNERVISIONS (4748)       0  5 0
01-201 WISHFUL THINKING (1867)    3   7  0 30.0  96-196*R.I.P. (7164)             0  4 0
10/210*FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)     5  12  0 29.4  97-197 FLOYD RADIO (5411)        0  4 0
05/ 0 GENERALS (6174)           16  39  3 29.1  98-198 WHIGS (3393)              0  4 0
17/217 THE MENTORS 3 (7213)       6  15  0 28.6  00-200*NEWS (8909)               0  3 0
85/185*REVIEW 2 (8408)            4  10  1 28.6  07/ 0*PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   0  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
02-202*VOLVO (5713)               4  10  0 28.6  02/202 BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 0  3 0
86/186*THE STONES (4459)          4  10  0 28.6  13/213*HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)     0  3 0
31/231*FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)     2   5  0 28.6  04-204*HOLLY DAYS (7607)         0  3 0
03-203*FOOD! (8026)               2   5  0 28.6  03-203*COLLEGE RADIO (7280)      0  3 0
05-205 D DAY (5448)               7  18  1 28.0  70/170 BLUNTMAN & CHRONIC (7325) 0  3 0
06-206 GEMMELL (6106)            15  40  1 27.3  16/216*NJ LOCAL 404 (7296)       0  3 0
08/208 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    22  60  0 26.8  14/ 0 GENERALS (6174)           0  3 0
09/209 PAID IN FULL (6368)       10  28  0 26.3  05-205*ARCANE PLAYROOM (6420)    0  3 0
23/223*REVIEW (8406)              3   9  1 25.0  07-207*MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   0  3 0
11-211*BUBBA'A REJECTS (4620)     3   9  1 25.0  06/206 HAIR DAY (5440)           0  3 0
00/200*ASPIRATIONAL (7629)        3   9  0 25.0  08-208*DORKS OF AR (8871)        0  2 0
13-213*FINGER LICKIN (8407)       2   6  0 25.0  19/ 0*UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      0  2 0
15-215*TOUGH METALS (8444)        1   3  0 25.0  65-165*RANDOM FODDER 1 (8900)    0  2 0
91/191*CANNIBAL FC (7916)         1   3  0 25.0  99-199*FRANKENFODDER (8749)      0  2 0
18/218 IDIOCRACY (4683)          16  52  1 23.5  22/ 0*I'M LION (9414)           0  2 0
19-219*BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896)  6  21  0 22.2  35/235*PHXFUN23 (9377)           0  2 0
20-220*WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)     2   7  1 22.2  10-210*SATAN'S ELVES 2 (8764)    0  2 0
12/212*THIRSTY THUGS 1421 (8202)  2   7  0 22.2  25/ 0*SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      0  2 0
21-221*ORLANDO BOUND XVII (2689)  2   7  0 22.2  26/ 0*THE DONALD (9408)         0  2 0
25/125*PIES (8868)                1   4  0 20.0  09-209*BLACK COLOSSUS X4 (8888)  0  2 0
24-224*ERRSEVEN (8237)            1   4  0 20.0  28/ 0*ROBO VILLIAGE (8247)      0  2 0
43/243*THIRSTY THUGS 1412 (8215)  1   4  0 20.0  12-212*FOOD! (8026)              0  2 0
28/228 LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   10  41  0 19.6  43/243*LAST DELTA FLIGHT (7792)  0  2 0
22/222 HAIR DAY (5440)            6  25  0 19.4  71-171 MOR WINT TEAMS XXV (7722) 0  2 0
30-230*FEAR FACTORY 3 (7485)      3  15  0 16.7  51/251 100613Q (7119)            0  2 0
26/226*TARGET MEN (7300)          1   5  0 16.7  24-224 TEAM TODD (5757)          0  2 0
33-233*FEAR FACTORY 2 (7484)      1   5  0 16.7  60/260 PHILLY X (5632)           0  2 0
25/225*NJ LOCAL 404 (7296)        1   5  0 16.7  22-222 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (5558) 0  2 0
27/227*ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)     2  11  0 15.4  26-226*ERROR T (4345)            0  2 0
35-235*MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)    3  17  0 15.0  27-227 AL BUMS V (4139)          0  2 0
29/229*WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)    4  23  0 14.8  28-228*HEAVEN'S HOST (8692)      0  1 0
36-236*R.I.P. (7164)              2  12  0 14.3  36-236*SATAN'S REINDEER 4 (8770) 0  1 0
32/232*BACON AND BEER (7915)      1   6  0 14.3  39-239*ROCK RIDGE 17 (8726)      0  1 0
53/253*CAR SONGS (6375)           1   6  0 14.3  18-118*BUBBA'S WISH LIST (9165)  0  1 0
34/234*MEDAL OF HONOR W4 (1659)   1   6  0 14.3  19-119*MOMMA'S BOY (9166)        0  1 0
37/237*ISIS (7622)                1   7  0 12.5  32-232*THIRSTY THUGS 1513 (9167) 0  1 0
39-239*COLLEGE RADIO (7280)       1   8  0 11.1  33-233*SATAN'S REINDEER (8766)   0  1 0
38/238*FEAR FACTORY 12 (7494)     1   8  0 11.1  30-230*THIRSTY THUGS 1430 (8865) 0  1 0
40-240*ERROR T (4345)             0   7  0  0.0  46/ 0*BODY BY OTTO (9409)       0  1 0
41/241*THE L'ANGELLES (8410)      0   6  0  0.0  37-237*THIRSTY THUGS 1508 (9172) 0  1 0
42-242*OBELISK 015 (8152)         0   5  0  0.0  48/ 0*PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     0  1 0
44-244*NEWS (8909)                0   3  0  0.0  49/ 0*ARREST ASSURED (9413)     0  1 0
50/ 0*PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)    0   3  0  0.0  68-168*FOOLS 2014 - IV (7822)    0  1 0
52/252*HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)      0   3  0  0.0  51/ 0*PAINFULL END (8439)       0  1 0
46-246*NAMED BY MARK XXVI (7747)  0   3  0  0.0  44-244 COUNTRY PIE II (7889)     0  1 0
47-247*ARCANE PLAYROOM (6420)     0   3  0  0.0  53/ 0*PAINFULL VIBES (8441)     0  1 0
48-248*DORKS OF AR (8871)         0   2  0  0.0  14-214*UNLIKELY HEROES EA (7970) 0  1 0
49-249*SATAN'S ELVES 2 (8764)     0   2  0  0.0  42-242*TOUGH METALS (8444)       0  1 0
56/ 0*I'M LION (9414)            0   2  0  0.0  41-241*FOOTBALL SKILLS (7933)    0  1 0
56/256*PHXFUN23 (9377)            0   2  0  0.0  40-240*THIRSTY THUGS 1408 (8205) 0  1 0
50-250*BLACK COLOSSUS X4 (8888)   0   2  0  0.0  17-217 99 OF 100 USERS (7321)    0  1 0
59/ 0*SUHT YOURSELF (9407)       0   2  0  0.0  52-252*107TH DIRE LANCERS (7232) 0  1 0
60/ 0*THE DONALD (9408)          0   2  0  0.0  45-145 SOCIAL ENGINEER (7307)    0  1 0
61/ 0*UNGENTLE BENS (9411)       0   2  0  0.0  46-246*NAMED BY MARK XXVI (7747) 0  1 0
67/267*LAST DELTA FLIGHT (7792)   0   2  0  0.0  48-248*100613J (7112)            0  1 0
51-251*UNLIKELY HEROES EA (7970)  0   2  0  0.0  50-250*PUB CRAWLERS 2 (7669)     0  1 0
55-255*REALLY EXCITED (1326)      0   2  0  0.0  55-255*VERBS 15 (6856)           0  1 0
57-257*THIRSTY THUGS 1513 (9167)  0   1  0  0.0  56-256 I SHALL BE FREE (5764)    0  1 0
59-259*SATAN'S REINDEER (8766)    0   1  0  0.0  57-257 WORTH LITTLE (5653)       0  1 0
62-262*THIRSTY THUGS 1508 (9172)  0   1  0  0.0  59-259 HERO BLUES (5768)         0  1 0
60-260*SATAN'S REINDEER 4 (8770)  0   1  0  0.0  62-262*TODAY TOO (4626)          0  1 0
64-264*HEAVEN'S HOST (8692)       0   1  0  0.0  69/ 0 ENTER THE WU (4831)       0  1 0
63-263*ROCK RIDGE 17 (8726)       0   1  0  0.0  63-263 AL BUMS XI (4437)         0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
71/ 0*BODY BY OTTO (9409)        0   1  0  0.0  71/ 0 STORMY'S TROOPERS  (4631) 0  1 0
66-266*THIRSTY THUGS 1430 (8865)  0   1  0  0.0  61-261*BUBBA'A REJECTS (4620)    0  1 0
73/ 0*PASTA LA VISTA (9412)      0   1  0  0.0  64-264 THREAD (3391)             0  1 0
74/ 0*ARREST ASSURED (9413)      0   1  0  0.0  65-265 NOUNS XX (2369)           0  1 0
75/ 0*PAINFULL END (8439)        0   1  0  0.0  66-266 PASSPORT REQUIRED (1924)  0  1 0
76/ 0*PAINFULL VIBES (8441)      0   1  0  0.0  64-164*MEDAL OF HONOR W10 (1665) 0  1 0
68-268*FOOTBALL SKILLS (7933)     0   1  0  0.0  67-267*REALLY EXCITED (1326)     0  1 0
69-269*THIRSTY THUGS 1408 (8205)  0   1  0  0.0  45-545 FISHY FISHY FISH (9211)   0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
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                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in BLACKSTONE a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets 
poor.  So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  It seems the training can 
make the difference, as DEAD WORLD is pushed out of top team by WILD THINGS 2, who 
came from 3rd with a 3-0-1 this turn.  I understand that The Welcome Wench is buying 
the drinks for OTTODROME 132 tonight, to honor their rise to 3rd after this turns 
2-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome 
Wench, seeing as PRETTY DEADLY's 7-2-0 has earned them 4th place in the ranks.  Now, 
what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  SOME OLD B has turned a 1-0-1 
into 9th place from 21st.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the 
drinks for who tonight at The Welcome Wench, seeing as LA LOCAL 305's 5-6-0 has 
earned them 12th place in the ranks.  I understand that The Welcome Wench is buying 
the drinks for TEAM RANDOM 16 tonight, to honor their rise to 14th after this turns 
1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  PIPER AT 
THE GATES has turned a 1-0-0 into 15th place from 38th.  Give me the recipe!  I want 
to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome Wench, seeing as 
STORMY'S TROOPERS A7's 4-3-0 has earned them 17th place in the ranks.  I understand 
that The Welcome Wench is buying the drinks for BIRDEMIC tonight, to honor their rise 
to 19th after this turns 1-1-1.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast 
this morning?  FEAR FACTORY 15 has turned a 1-0-0 into 20th place from 55th.  Give me 
the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome 
Wench, seeing as N.W.A.'s 13-11-0 has earned them 21st place in the ranks.  I 
understand that The Welcome Wench is buying the drinks for FEAR FACTORY 7 tonight, to 
honor their rise to 22nd after this turns 2-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying 
the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome Wench, seeing as PHXFUN46's 2-0-0 has 
earned them 25th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast 
this morning?  SICK DAY 13 has turned a 1-0-0 into 28th place from 78th.  Give me the 
recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome Wench, 
seeing as PHXFUN18's 2-0-0 has earned them 29th place in the ranks.  I understand 
that The Welcome Wench is buying the drinks for PHXFUN43 tonight, to honor their rise 
to 30th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for 
who tonight at The Welcome Wench, seeing as MUFFINS! IV's 4-8-1 has earned them 31st 
place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  4 
LETTER EXAMS has turned a 1-0-0 into 32nd place from 82nd.  Give me the recipe!  I 
want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome Wench, seeing as 
NAMED BY MARK XXIII's 3-1-0 has earned them 34th place in the ranks.  I understand 
that The Welcome Wench is buying the drinks for THE GREAT TMM tonight, to honor their 
rise to 35th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  VOMMITZS has turned a 1-0-0 into 36th place from 94th.  Give 
me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome 
Wench, seeing as PHILLY XVI's 12-8-1 has earned them 41st place in the ranks.  I 
understand that The Welcome Wench is buying the drinks for HALLOWEENIE II tonight, to 
honor their rise to 44th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  THIRSTY THUGS 1443 must be 
either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 18th to 47th this turn, with a 0-1-0 
acting as the weight.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to SICK 
DAY 24 for their drop to 48th from 16th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  Now, what did these 
guys have for breakfast this morning?  80'S MUSIC has turned a 1-0-0 into 49th place 
from 138th.  Give me the recipe!  It doesn't rain, but it pours for SPIRIT'S REALM 2 
this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 45 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a 
dry towel.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome 
Wench, seeing as HERE 4 BEER's 2-2-0 has earned them 51st place in the ranks.  Our 
condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to SPIRIT'S REALM for their drop 
to 52nd from 19th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  I understand that The Welcome Wench is 
buying the drinks for BARMY SOTS tonight, to honor their rise to 53rd after this 
turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  
THIRSTY THUGS 1409 has turned a 1-0-0 into 54th place from 125th.  Give me the 
recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome Wench, 
seeing as THIRSTY THUGS 1418's 4-1-0 has earned them 55th place in the ranks.  
BEERSERKER must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 28th to 57th this 
turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast 
this morning?  CASINO has turned a 1-0-0 into 58th place from 147th.  Give me the 
recipe!  It doesn't rain, but it pours for STORMY'S TROOPERS A1 this turn, a 0-1-0 
causing a 35 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our 
condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to IDIOCRACY for their drop to 
62nd from 45th.  A 1-1-0 can do that.  I understand that The Welcome Wench is buying 
the drinks for STORMY'S TROOPERS 11 tonight, to honor their rise to 63rd after this 
turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  SUPE FORCES 2A02 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped 
from 48th to 64th this turn, with a 1-0-0 acting as the weight.  I want to know who's 
buying the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome Wench, seeing as 011411L's 13-5-1 
has earned them 65th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast 
this morning?  ROOKIE CRUE 24 has turned a 1-0-0 into 67th place from 176th.  Give me 
the recipe!  It doesn't rain, but it pours for CLASSIC ROCK this turn, a 0-2-0 
causing a 68 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  I want 
to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome Wench, seeing as 
PHXFUN35's 2-2-0 has earned them 71st place in the ranks.  I understand that The 
Welcome Wench is buying the drinks for ARMED & FILTHY tonight, to honor their rise to 
72nd after this turns 1-1-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this 
morning?  REVIEW has turned a 1-1-1 into 74th place from 166th.  Give me the recipe!  
I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome Wench, seeing 
as THE MENTORS 3's 6-15-0 has earned them 76th place in the ranks.  WILD STYLE must 
be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 58th to 79th this turn, with a 0-1-0 
acting as the weight.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to THE 
BIG BLEED for their drop to 80th from 64th.  A 1-4-0 can do that.  REVIEW 2 must be 
either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 50th to 81st this turn, with a 0-2-0 
acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for GONE OFF THAT TOO this turn, 
a 0-4-0 causing a 59 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  
Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to ASPIRATIONAL for their drop 
to 83rd from 51st.  A 0-2-0 can do that.  I understand that The Welcome Wench is 
buying the drinks for FEAR FACTORY 21 tonight, to honor their rise to 84th after this 
turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  
PREACHER has turned a 1-0-0 into 85th place from 186th.  Give me the recipe!  I 
understand that The Welcome Wench is buying the drinks for PAID IN FULL tonight, to 
honor their rise to 86th after this turns 1-1-0.  Hmmm.  THE STONES must be either in 
pain, or numb, having dropped from 59th to 87th this turn, with a 0-2-0 acting as the 
weight.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to ONLY THAT REAL! 
for their drop to 88th from 63rd.  A 0-2-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it 
pours for VANITY this turn, a 0-2-0 causing a 28 flight drop in the team rankings.  
Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out 
to CREATIVE NAMES XVI for their drop to 129th from 68th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  I 
want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome Wench, seeing as 
PHXFUN9's 1-1-0 has earned them 130th place in the ranks.  I understand that The 
Welcome Wench is buying the drinks for PHXFUN39 tonight, to honor their rise to 131st 
after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  PHXFUN 17 must be either in pain, or numb, having 
dropped from 80th to 135th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Now, what 
did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  PHXFUN19 has turned a 1-0-0 into 
136th place from 234th.  Give me the recipe!  It doesn't rain, but it pours for 
PHXFUN36 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 67 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that 
team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to BAD NEWS 
for their drop to 145th from 93rd.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  DM:EPISODE 2 must be either 
in pain, or numb, having dropped from 101st to 149th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting 
as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for NAMED BY MARK XIII this turn, a 
0-1-0 causing a 53 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  
Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to TEMPE II III for their drop 
to 154th from 108th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  I want to know who's buying the drinks 
for who tonight at The Welcome Wench, seeing as TEMPE II V's 12-2-0 has earned them 
155th place in the ranks.  I understand that The Welcome Wench is buying the drinks 
for LARGER THAN LIFE tonight, to honor their rise to 157th after this turns 1-0-0.  
Hmmm.  ORLANDO BOUND VI must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 113th to 
158th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Our condolences (or sneers, as 
the case may be) go out to THIRSTY THUGS 1511 for their drop to 161st from 120th.  A 
0-1-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for SICK DAY 25 this turn, a 0-1-0 
causing a 46 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  THIRSTY 
THUGS 1421 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 130th to 163rd this 
turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may 
be) go out to BACON AND BEER for their drop to 164th from 131st.  A 0-1-0 can do 
that.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  THIRSTY THUGS 1412 
has turned a 1-0-0 into 165th place from 215th.  Give me the recipe!  It doesn't 
rain, but it pours for THIRSTY THUGS 1413 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 32 flight drop 
in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  CANNIBAL FC must be either in 
pain, or numb, having dropped from 135th to 167th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as 
the weight.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome 
Wench, seeing as THIRSTY THUGS 0513's 2-3-0 has earned them 168th place in the ranks. 
It doesn't rain, but it pours for THIRSTY THUGS 1410 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 37 
flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or 
sneers, as the case may be) go out to STORMYS TROOPERS B5 for their drop to 171st 
from 129th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  THE HEADHUNTERS must be either in pain, or numb, 
having dropped from 142nd to 173rd this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  It 
doesn't rain, but it pours for TARGET MEN this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 24 flight drop 
in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  THIRSTY THUGS 1346 must be either 
in pain, or numb, having dropped from 152nd to 175th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting 
as the weight.  I understand that The Welcome Wench is buying the drinks for THIRSTY 
THUGS 1303 tonight, to honor their rise to 176th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Our 
condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to THIRSTY THUGS 1324 for their 
drop to 177th from 151st.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  2 SLASHERS, 1 PL has turned a 1-0-0 into 178th place from 
219th.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that The Welcome Wench is buying the drinks 
for THIRSTY THUGS 1302 tonight, to honor their rise to 179th after this turns 1-0-0.  
Hmmm.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for RATM this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 24 flight 
drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  I want to know who's buying 
the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome Wench, seeing as BOOK BINGE's 16-13-0 has 
earned them 181st place in the ranks.  FEAR FACTORY 6 must be either in pain, or 
numb, having dropped from 169th to 185th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the 
weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for PIES this turn, a 0-3-0 causing a 68 
flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or 
sneers, as the case may be) go out to ZOMBIE SQUAD XI for their drop to 193rd from 
60th.  A 1-1-0 can do that.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this 
morning?  CAR SONGS has turned a 1-4-0 into 196th place from 218th.  Give me the 
recipe!  BLUNTMAN & CHRONIC must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 
170th to 212th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it 
pours for HAIR DAY this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 11 flight drop in the team rankings.  
Hand that team a dry towel.  I understand that The Welcome Wench is buying the drinks 
for PHXFUN23 tonight, to honor their rise to 223rd after this turns 0-1-0.  Hmmm.  I 
want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome Wench, seeing as 
LAST DELTA FLIGHT's 0-2-0 has earned them 230th place in the ranks.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  100613Q has turned a 0-1-0 into 232nd 
place from 251st.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for 
who tonight at The Welcome Wench, seeing as PHILLY X's 13-11-0 has earned them 234th 
place in the ranks.  The WILD THINGS 2 guild has had a 3-0-1 turn and deserves to be 
watched in the future.  You never know where this kind of thing can lead.  On their 
very first turn, FIRST IMPRESSION had a 2-1-0, and with this kind of luck or skill, 
should do well.  Welcome to BLACKSTONE.  And let's see, INDIANA JONES fought OLAF and 
gained 24 points and contributed to 80S MOVIES' 1-1-0.  OLAF has lost to INDIANA 
JONES, falling 18 points, while helping make BEERSERKER a 0-1-0 turn.  Due to his 
absence and inability to defend the throne, HOLLOW MAN has lost the title of 
Duelmaster.  And not without some honor, FJORD now claims the title and throne of 
Duelmaster of BLACKSTONE.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, 
cramped under the table at The Welcome Wench?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  THE MOTHERSHIP AG has cause to 
stand tall, as they were BLACKSTONE's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this 
is a team to beat.  And avoiding THE MOTHERSHIP AG more than any other team we find 
CLASSIC ROCK.  BLACKSTONE, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  
Well, sports fans, take notice that FJORD from IDIOCRACY was BLACKSTONE's most 
challenged warrior this turn.  In a brave attempt, DEF JAM SHIRT from WILD STYLE 
challenged up 19 points to fight FJORD from the IDIOCRACY stable.  DEF JAM SHIRT 
perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he was bested by FJORD and ended up with 83 
recognition points.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  Had I not seen it, it would be hard to believe.  JIMMY WIN was sent 
to the Dark Arena and lived to tell about it!  Makes you think, no?  We'd like to 
remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know who you are; 
and it's considered rude.   
     I like this place, BLACKSTONE, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in BLACKSTONE and 
I've a long road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen 
sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FJORD 36346                  11   6    116         IDIOCRACY (4683)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COME AS YOU ARE 25038        12   5    124         NEVERMIND (4449)          
-BLACKENED TURKEY 41173        9   3    124         TURKEY DAY TERROR (7173)  
-HOLLOW MAN 32919             10   2    116         DIGNITY (5773)            
 KANPOV 35631                 12   3  1 113         THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235) 
 JULIANNE 19630               18  19    107         SUPE FORCES 2A02 (3486)   
 DEXTROUS LIPSTICK 37378       8   5    105         TEAM RANDOM 16 (6548)     
 DIAL M FOR MEAT 34468        13   5  1 103         011411L (3847)            
-BLUE WAFFLES 35277           12   6  1 101         BUBBA'S DINER (6183)      
-ZIGGY STARDUST 24980          8   5     93         AL BUMS XI (4437)         
-MY DYING BED 32882            9  16  1  92         TIME OF DYIN' (5765)      
 FISH HEAD SOUP 43174          9   2     92         STORMY'S TROOPERS A (7510)
 MASTER PLAN 36463             9   9     92         PAID IN FULL (6368)       
-INFERNAL SNIT 44010           6   0     91         APRIL MAIL-IN 14A (7641)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IAN IS PRETTY! 33121         11   2     88         TEMPE II V (5806)         
-CENT 32163                   10   3     87         WORTH LITTLE (5653)       
 IMNOTA GOAT 41767            11  15     86         ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)    
 OPEN GOITER 32090             7   7     86         PHILLY XVI (5639)         
-CONSPIRACY THEORY 30698       6   5     86         FLOYD RADIO (5411)        
-REASONABLE DOUBT 23390       13  12     85         AL BUMS V (4139)          
 JACQUES LANTERN 25468         8   8     83         HALLOWEENIE II (4521)     
 DEF JAM SHIRT 30911           8   3     83         WILD STYLE (5442)         
 DEFILED TOAST 43377           7   2  2  83         THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551) 
 THE GNOME 26786              12   6     81         PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 
-LEGEND 39597                  8   5     80         GEMMELL (6106)            
 WEBBED RYME 33119             8   7     76         TEMPE II III (5805)       
-SCREAMING END 32894          10   7  2  75         HERO BLUES (5768)         
-HOLE IN ONE 32838             7   6     75         TEAM TODD (5757)          
 WET SNUB 32054               13   7     74         PHILLY X (5632)           
-JON JON 36184                 7   4  1  74         THIRSTY THUGS 0511 (6319) 
-AIR RAID 32877               12   7     73         I SHALL BE FREE (5764)    
 MC REN 27222                 12   3     73         N.W.A. (4830)             
 XXX 43214                     7   3     72         BAD NEWS (7518)           
-WARY COAL 31974               7   5     72         APRIL 1/2V (5616)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OPAL RAVIOLI 44642            4   8  1  71         MUFFINS! IV (7752)        
-WHITE DOVE 32903             10   6     70         IN THE WIND (5770)        
-TOO HIGH 26783               10   8     68         INNERVISIONS (4748)       
 SOME DONKUS 43779             7   5  1  68         DEAD WORLD (7602)         
 CRUTCH 15431                  7   5     68         OLD ONE (2726)            
-DOUBLE E 32927                9   9     67         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     
 SOFTY CHEESE 43781            9   3     67         DEAD WORLD (7602)         
 SLOTS WILD 33055              7   5     67         STORMY'S TROOPERS 1 (4888)
 PUMPKIN ESCOBAR 42002         5   6     67         LA LOCAL 305 (7297)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAN'T BEAT TUM 40978          9   6     66         THE GREAT TMM (7146)      
-THE WHITE WHALE 47164         7   2     66         GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)      
-WHOPPER FLOPPER 46429         5   1  1  66         JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      
-MICRO 42149                   4   2  1  66         BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT (7326)
-MATT GOES SPLAT 44600         7   4     65         NAMED BY MARK XXIV (7744) 
 NAJDORF 35551                 7   4     65         THIRSTY THUGS 1324 (6219) 
-DIABOLICO CORTES 28836        3   0     65         EL CAMINO GUAPO (5116)    
 HEARTBREAKER 40566            5   4  1  64         CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       
-DOOM BISCUIT 26215           10  10  1  63         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 HI-TOP FADE 30902             6  17     63         HAIR DAY (5440)           
 INDIANA JONES 46411           3   1     62         80S MOVIES (8020)         
-SOMEBODY 33706                7   9     61         GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)      
-KID COLA 30693                6   3     60         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
 SPECTRE 46450                 6   2     60         SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)   
-GODLY DARTS 42579             4   2     60         TEMPE 2014AA (7405)       
 BARFUS 43363                  4   2     60         VOMMITZS (7548)           
-LLIN 19140                    8   9     59         WHIGS (3393)              
-CHAKA LUTHER KING 42159       7   3     59         AWESOME DIRECTORS (7328)  
 CAHILL 45826                  4   3     59         THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)    
-SAUSAGE FINGERS 31771         6   5     58         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
-FRANCES FARMER 29100          5   1     58         IN UTERO (5153)           
 DEFINITELY 43952              3   2     58         ASPIRATIONAL (7629)       
-CINCO 28864                   6   1     57         THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  
-MOLDY FEEDER 43382            4   2     57         THIRSTY THUGS 1404 (7552) 
 MCKENNA 42138                 4   1     57         CASINO (7324)             

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKYE 41150                    4   2     56         OTTODROME 132 (7170)      
-HOTEL ARIZONA 29194           6   1  1  55         BEING THERE (5172)        
 BEDTIME 49248                 8  30     54         BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 
 KILLING IN THE NAME 29243     7  11     54         RATM (5182)               
-CITADEL 33872                 6   3     53         CODE NAMES 34 (5934)      
 TREY 41446                    5   6     53         THE MENTORS 3 (7213)      
-SIX-PACK ABS 10364            3   7     53         WISHFUL THINKING (1867)   
-ALDC 19139                    8   9     51         WHIGS (3393)              
 MOON PIE 40905                6   8     51         BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    
-SPEAKERBOXXX 34447            5   3  1  51         AL BUMS V (4139)          
 ASHLEY YOUNG 39203            5   3  1  51         THIRSTY THUGS 1355 (6837) 
 MUSKRAT MCGEE 35989           3   8     51         STORMY'S TROOPERS F (4631)
-XENON LIGHTS 20774            2   0     51         STORMY'S TROOPERS A (3697)
 ZOOMERANG 47446               4   0     50         STORMYS TROOPERS B6 (8197)
 XABI 35455                    2   3     50         THIRSTY THUGS 1302 (6200) 
-CHAMPION 26012                2   2     50         TODAY TOO (4626)          
 OF ICE AND GIN 38035          7   3     49         BOOK BINGE (5756)         
-TRUE PLAYER 36509             4   3  1  49         MMMP (6377)               
 SCRIPTED GROPE 40828          4   7     49         100613Q (7119)            
-BONITO PICAROS 28846          6   4     48         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
-DOS 28839                     2   1  2  48         EL CAMINO GUAPO (5116)    
-ROSA MEXICANA 35386           6   5     47         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
 CONSPIRACY 46387              4   1     47         LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   
-MEGA GATOR VS PREDAT 33668    6   3     46         BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 
-FIRE IN BABYLON 43050         5   3  1  46         FEAR FACTORY 4 (7486)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOVE BITES 46399              5   6     46         80'S MUSIC (8017)         
-ZEKE THE FREAK 31585          4   6     46         STORMY'S TROOPERS N (5558)
-3 LIBRAS 43047                3   6     46         FEAR FACTORY 3 (7485)     
 MARK TWAIN 38966              2   3     46         LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   
 SLUG BUDDY 36874              7   6  2  45         NAMED BY MARK XIII (6447) 
 PRETEEN PANDA 47569           4   1     45         THIRSTY THUGS 1418 (8221) 
 CAPTAIN MAGMA 44594           3   1     45         NAMED BY MARK XXIII (7743)
-SSG 20 9190                   3   2     44         MEDAL OF HONOR W10 (1665) 
 RIO BLAZE 46721               2   1     44         STORMY'S TROOPERS A (8076)
 CURSE 48900                   3   4  1  43         REVIEW 2 (8408)           
-THE CLINTON YEARS 35371       2   2     43         SEEMS LIKE YESTERDA (5885)
-KARDASHIAN 38062              1   3     43         UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394) 
-STANK PLUNGER 39128           4   0     42         BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822)    
-TOP OF THE HILL 34446         5   7  1  41         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     
-BALTIMORE ZOO 45874           5   1     41         BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)   
 GATES OF MIDIAN 43064         5   4  1  40         FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)     
 TEST 44804                    3   2     40         4 LETTER EXAMS (7784)     
 OLAF 42118                    6   1     39         BEERSERKER (7320)         
 SPECTRE 46385                 4   3     39         SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)     
-FREEBORN FAIRY 15241          2   7     39         ORLANDO BOUND XVIII (2689)
 SHARP TIE 38182               8   6     38         VANITY (5432)             
 SILENT BOB 42143              6   8     38         BLUNTMAN & CHRONIC (7325) 
-PRIMERIDIAN 44883             5   2  1  38         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-CLICK STUPID LINKS 42122      5   7     38         99 OF 100 USERS (7321)    
 CHAIN OF FOOLS 43107          5   2     38         FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    
-BATTERY CRITICAL 27391        4   0     38         TEMPE ON A PLANE 15 (4860)
-SPEAR PHISHER 42052           4   7     38         SOCIAL ENGINEER (7307)    
-REALITY SUPERSTAR 25970       3   4  1  38         BUBBA'A REJECTS (4620)    
-FRACTURED FURY 47055          3   4     38         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 BLAK LOTUS 40907              3   1     38         PRETTY DEADLY (6719)      
 ZUM GALA 44839                2   4     38         STORMY'S TROOPERS A (7788)
 DIO 38496                     2   2     38         IMMORTAL METAL (6718)     
-PICKLED NEWT 44178            2   0     38         PUB CRAWLERS 5 (7672)     
 EMPTY CASKET 43915            1   3     38         ISIS (7622)               
 HOT MESS 45578                5   6     37         VANITY (5432)             
 MUGATU MORIATU 47451          3   4     37         STORMYS TROOPERS B5 (8198)
-BRUISE 41926                  3   2     37         COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    
-HOCUS POCUS 33620             3   2     37         MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   
-POP GUN 44904                 4   4  2  36         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 JOCULARITY ITCH 40712         3   4  1  36         CREATIVE NAMES XVI (7096) 
 NARROW FEET 15189             3   1     36         ORLANDO BOUND VI (2679)   
-EMPOWER 41927                 4   1  2  35         COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    
-MAIM AND POP 49239            4   0  1  35         GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    
 COYOTE 45997                  6   4     34         WILD THINGS (6974)        
-BOJANGLES 47034               2   0  1  34         INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TIN WOMAN 42604               4   0     33         WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       
-SHABAZZ 35353                 3   2     33         UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394) 
-I WAS YOUNG 33613             2   3  1  33         SEEMS LIKE YESTERDA (5885)
-MURDERFACE 46402              2   2     33         DETHKLOK (8018)           
 RIOT FIGHT 49230              5   1  1  32         SOME OLD B (8453)         
-MASSAGE PARLOR 41111          4   0     32         INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
 WHIRLING INSOMNIA 34482       3   1     32         DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)       
 MOORINHO 35661                4   4  1  31         THIRSTY THUGS 1346 (6241) 
 GUN SHOTS 45844               3   2     31         BARMY SOTS (7923)         
 IPANEMA GIRL 46724            2   2     31         STORMY'S TROOPERS A (8076)
-MALEFICENT 49122              3   1     30         MASS PAIN (8442)          
-TOE HAIR 13471                2   2     30         NOUNS XX (2369)           
-CARIBOU LOU 45922             2   3     30         BEER PRESSURE (7939)      
-SUCCUBUS 42009                2   2     30         REALLY? (7298)            
 JAY LEONARDO 42000            1   5     30         NJ LOCAL 404 (7296)       
-AMBROSIA 47039                1   1     30         THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAPPY DAYS 39328              4   3     29         BEING THERE (5172)        
-VISIONS 26780                 4   3     29         INNERVISIONS (4748)       
 R.I.P. 44819                  3   9     29         ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)    
 AGAIN WE RISE 43063           3   4     29         FEAR FACTORY 6 (7488)     
 SWEET JESUS 45926             2   2     29         HERE 4 BEER (7940)        
-I BEAT MEAT 40945             2   0     29         SAYS GRIMM (7139)         
 5 MINUTES ALONE 43051         3   5     28         FEAR FACTORY 4 (7486)     
 MIRROR'S GAZE 47697           1   2     28         FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    
-PIZZA 46443                   2   5     27         FOOD! (8026)              
-MR. POTATO HEADLESS 50984     2   0     27         SATAN'S WORKSHOP (8760)   
-HATEFUL 45677                 2   0     27         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
 ATO'D 35460                   3   4     26         THIRSTY THUGS 1303 (6201) 
-BOEC 23604                    3   4     26         ERROR (4180)              
 SUPER SLO MO 38484            3   0     26         ARMED & FILTHY (6716)     
-HOP! 39297                    2   3  1  26         VERBS 15 (6856)           
 NTH BRICK 54478               2   0     26         PHXFUN46 (9400)           
-GEORGE BURNS 41109            2   2     26         R.I.P. (7164)             
 THE LONGER 47703              2   1     26         ROBO VILLIAGE (8247)      
-SAUL STISS 43803              2   4     26         HOLLY DAYS (7607)         
 DROGHE 42016                  1   5     26         TARGET MEN (7300)         
 GOOSE COMET 47537             1   4     26         THIRSTY THUGS 1412 (8215) 
 SPUTTER MASH 54296            1   1     26         PHXFUN9 (9363)            
-POLLY 49316                   3   2     25         NEVERMIND (4449)          
 JESSE CUSTER 48906            3   1     25         PREACHER (8409)           
 RADICAL PLASMA 47490          3   3     25         THIRSTY THUGS 1409 (8206) 
 HOBBS 47706                   2   1     25         ROBO VILLIAGE (8247)      
 HEARTH BAH 54464              2   0     25         PHXFUN43 (9397)           
-CHRIS MISSE 43806             3   1     24         HOLLY DAYS (7607)         
-SPACEMAN GIRLFRIEND 42454     2   0  1  24         TEMPE 2014C (7380)        
 LITTLE DOCTOR 41152           2   0     24         OTTODROME 132 (7170)      
 DUTCH ORANGE 46738            1   1     24         STORMY'S TROOPERS B (8079)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MONSTEROUS 23776              4   3     23         ROOKIE CRUE 24 (4213)     
-WILROL 41548                  3   1  1  23         105TH DIRE LANCERS (7230) 
 STINGRAY 38500                3   0     23         PRETTY DEADLY (6719)      
 JO ANN SUE 48148              2   3     23         THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 
 NOOKEN KOOKEN 46739           2   0     23         STORMY'S TROOPERS B (8079)
 POLYMER BINNACLE 54345        1   1     23         PHXFUN19 (9373)           
 KANGAROO 49153                3   1     22         WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      
-ORION 31381                   2   2     22         THREAD (3391)             
 FOLKWAY 50847                 2   0     22         RECORDS (8734)            
-ATTIC GIMP 47460              1   0  1  22         THIRSTY THUGS 1419 (8200) 
-MUDDY HERETIC 51491           1   0     22         THIRSTY THUGS 1460 (8841) 
 BABBOON 49308                 4   3     21         WILD THINGS (6974)        
 KEITH RICHARDS 25088          3   2     21         THE STONES (4459)         
-PURIAS 41560                  2   1     21         107TH DIRE LANCERS (7232) 
 SLOTH LIASON 51421            2   1     21         THIRSTY THUGS 1443 (8827) 
-CHARITY BOY 48647             1   0     21         ABSURD HEROES IX (8367)   
-BONKERS 43548                 1   0     21         COOL WORDS (7582)         
 FERRET 49307                  3   1     20         WILD THINGS (6974)        
-HARVEST MOON 44162            1   1     20         PUB CRAWLERS 2 (7669)     
-ERNIE ERNESTO 48896           2   3     19         FINGER LICKIN (8407)      
-HW CLEARED CHATZY 35369       2   1     19         SEEMS LIKE YESTERDA (5885)
-BONDS 30305                   2   0     19         SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     
-PULLING TEETH 43042           1   2     19         FEAR FACTORY 2 (7484)     
 COMMANDER PANTS 48657         1   0     19         ABSURD HEROES XI (8369)   
 SECULAR OTTER 47495           2   3  1  18         THIRSTY THUGS 1410 (8207) 
 LAIR CHIME 47541              2   2     18         THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216) 
 NASTY GROATS 54341            2   0     18         PHXFUN18 (9372)           
-FLUKY LUMMOX 47548            1   1  1  18         THIRSTY THUGS 1414 (8217) 
 SEPTUM DRESS 54429            1   1     18         PHXFUN36 (9390)           
-ADDICTION 48891               1   3     18         REVIEW (8406)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALPHA KLAUS 51866             1   1     18         GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  
-OEDIPUT REX 53194             1   1     18         MOMMA'S BOY (9166)        
 FITTING SPRINT 54446          1   1     18         PHXFUN39 (9393)           
 KISS 43774                    1   2     18         MORE-ER STUFF (7601)      
 CARD SHARK 40444              3   1     17         FEARSOME 5 (6653)         
 SASMA 47473                   2   5     17         THIRSTY THUGS 1421 (8202) 
 LAST CHILD 49157              2   1     17         CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       
-THE FIDDLER 48107             1   4     17         COUNTRY PIE II (7889)     
-MOON LANDING 44902            1   2     17         BEING THERE (5172)        
 CATNAP FANG 53209             1   2     17         THIRSTY THUGS 1511 (9169) 
-P190 51347                    1   0     17         VOLVO (5713)              
-SPANISH BOMBS 45678           1   0     17         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
-SAUCY ALCOHOL 51527           1   0     17         THIRSTY THUGS 1453 (8848) 
-PSY 47652                     1   4     17         ERRSEVEN (8237)           
 FOG HAMMER 41370              3   4     16         WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   
-TEXAS SYN 51337               1   2  1  16         WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)    
 DAENERYS 49110                1   0     16         PAINLESS POINT (8440)     
 DODGE WOW 54334               1   1     16         PHXFUN 17 (9371)          
 BISCOTTI 44861                0   2     16         LAST DELTA FLIGHT (7792)  
 JODY 48910                    0   2     16         THE L'ANGELLES (8410)     
 BANE STOPPER 44915            0   4     16         WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   
-GUILT PIXIE 51786             3   2     15         RANDOM FODDER 2 (8899)    
 BONDED BY BLOOD 43093         1   4     15         FEAR FACTORY 12 (7494)    
-BROWN BEARIN' IT 24230        1   0     15         AT THE ZOO 4 (4292)       
 PRODIGY 45719                 0   3     15         HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)     
 AORTA 50838                   2   0  1  14         THE BIG BLEED (8732)      
 LUIS SUAREZ 46376             1   3     14         CANNIBAL FC (7916)        
-LIKE PAC DID Q 51333          1   1     14         WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)    
-BOX OF MIDGETS 53189          1   1     14         BUBBA'S WISH LIST (9165)  
-DA1 48882                     1   1     14         THAT'S RIGHT (8405)       
 RED'S RYE 51865               1   1     14         GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  
-GUNG HO 7012                  0   2     14         REALLY EXCITED (1326)     
 SAUSAGE PUFF 45806            1   6     13         BACON AND BEER (7915)     
 COMPANY MAN 23468             1   0     13         FIRST IMPRESSION (4153)   
 EAT YOUR FEET 36498           1   1     13         CAR SONGS (6375)          
-MAMMON 50654                  1   1     13         HAMMER OF HELL (8701)     
-MORE COWBELL 38837            1   0     13         I GOTTA HAVE... (6769)    
-TURTLE 24497                  0   7     13         ERROR T (4345)            
-SERAPH 50610                  0   1     13         HEAVEN'S HOST (8692)      
-ANGELS BLOOD 51099            1   0  1  12         BLACK COLOSSUS 1A (8047)  
-BLIND PIKE 53219              1   1     12         THIRSTY THUGS 1509 (9171) 
 STINGY FREEDOM 54425          1   1     12         PHXFUN35 (9389)           
-JAYBIRD TROT 51792            3   2     11         RANDOM FODDER 1 (8900)    
 SLASHER ONE 38753             1   1     11         2 SLASHERS, 1 PL (6766)   
-THIRD EYE 36486               1   2     11         WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       
-TRANSITIONS 49219             1   0     11         WAY OUT (8451)            
-IRISH ROSE 50922              1   0     11         WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      
-ZOMBIE BABY 53039             1   0     11         SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   
 DISGUSTIPATED 23470           1   0     11         FIRST IMPRESSION (4153)   
-MATT THE HAT 44616            0   3     11         NAMED BY MARK XXVII (7747)
 BREAD MISTRESS 48656          0   1     11         ABSURD HEROES XI (8369)   
-THE PRIMARY SOURCE 50925      2   4     10         FRANKENFODDER (8749)      
 SPUMONI ZONE 54155            2   0     10         SICK DAY 13 (9335)        
 AGNOSTIC CHASER 54207         2   1     10         SICK DAY 24 (9346)        
-RIPPLE 47123                  1   0  1  10         OBELISK 011 (8148)        
-ROCKET POWER 51330            1   1     10         ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    
 FERAL CHILD 54000             1   1     10         WILD THINGS (6974)        
 TEMP STALKER 51559            1   0     10         THIRSTY GHUGS 1446 (8855) 
-SOULBREAKER 51701             1   0     10         BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)  
-DOG ATE IT 47529              1   0     10         ALIBIS (8213)             
 WALTER WILL 9161              1   6      9         MEDAL OF HONOR W4 (1659)  
-ARTOYTH 30258                 1   0      9         KHOR'S GUARD XV (5340)    
-JUICY J 49499                 1   0      9         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZODIAC KING 51406             1   1      9         THIRSTY THUGS 1440 (8824) 
-SURGE 49195                   1   0      9         COVERING GROUND (8446)    
 APPLE 51624                   1   1      8         PIES (8868)               
-RUBY RELAXER 45875            1   1      8         BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)   
-BAD 39139                     1   0      8         AL BUMS IX (4438)         
-ANTIBIOTIC 47140              0   1      7         OBELISK 015 (8152)        
-STOCK EXCHANGE TRADE 47048    0   1      7         R.I.P. (7164)             
-BAD 51838                     0   1      7         NEWS (8909)               
-KILLER CUPID 51038            0   1      7         SATAN'S REINDEER 4 (8770) 
-BOBO 49218                    0   1      7         WAY OUT (8451)            
-LIFTER GRUNT 47487            0   1      7         THIRSTY THUGS 1408 (8205) 
-S.M. JOHNSON 50807            0   1      7         ROCK RIDGE 17 (8726)      
-FLAT TIRE 47527               0   1      7         ALIBIS (8213)             
-DEADLY DONNER 51018           0   1      7         SATAN'S REINDEER (8766)   
-NUT MEG 45892                 0   1      7         FOOTBALL SKILLS (7933)    
 MARGAERY 49117                0   1      7         PAINFULL VIBES (8441)     
-CUSS EPEE 53202               0   1      7         THIRSTY THUGS 1513 (9167) 
-DIZZY GREED 53226             0   1      7         THIRSTY THUGS 1508 (9172) 
-SALAD OMELET 51612            0   1      7         THIRSTY THUGS 1430 (8865) 
 MELISANDRE 49104              0   1      7         PAINFULL END (8439)       
-SLASHER TWO 38749             0   1      7         2 SLASHERS, 1 PL (6766)   
-FINN 51640                    0   1      7         DORKS OF AR (8871)        
 FONTAINEBLEAU 51329           1   3      6         ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    
 PAINLESS WOLF 38488           0   2      6         ARMED & FILTHY (6716)     
-STRAWBERRY TEMPEST 46131      0   2      6         UNLIKELY HEROES EAS (7970)
 EAZY-E 50732                  0   2      6         N.W.A. (4830)             
-LEGO MY EGO 51008             0   2      6         SATAN'S ELVES 2 (8764)    
 GLOBULAR VENALITY 54215       1   2      5         SICK DAY 25 (9347)        
-OLD DROOG 51345               0   1      5         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 INSTEP DOORMAN 54424          1   1      4         PHXFUN35 (9389)           
 ECO POWER 51863               1   1      4         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
 CATCH 22 50733                1   1      4         N.W.A. (4830)             
 MICK 48113                    1   1      4         THE STONES (4459)         
 STONEWALL 37761               0   3      3         GENERALS (6174)           
 HELLO KILLER 45154            0   3      3         WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   
 INSPECTAH DECK 47157          0   2      2         ENTER THE WU (4831)       
 SOUTH BRONX 36499             0   2      2         CAR SONGS (6375)          
-NAMASTE 49220                 0   1      1         WAY OUT (8451)            
-TOMORROW 51340                0   1      1         BEING THERE (5172)        
 LION LIKE A DOG 54552         0   1      1         I'M LION (9414)           

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KUNG-FU MASTER          0  0 0                      DEFILED TOAST 43377   178  NONE
AROMATIC PRIEST 40794   1  1 0 100613J 7112         ASHLEY YOUNG 39203    177   
HOWARD THE DUCK 55327   0  1 0 80S MOVIES 8020      STONE GOLEM           178  NONE
TERMINATOR 46457        3  1 0 80S MOVIES 8020      DEFILED TOAST 43377   177   
CAPTAIN PARADIS 48655   0  1 0 ABSURD HEROES X 8369 PROM 48888            178   
INFIDELS 36066          0  2 0 AL BUMS XI 4437      ROBERT PAULSON  47265 174  NOT REVENGED
WOMAN W/QS 36732        0  1 0 ARCANE PLAYROOM 6420 AORTA 50838           177   
HIT AND RUN 54543       0  1 0 ARREST ASSURED 9413  BLACK ORC             178  NONE
DA MILL 55338           0  1 0 BIG BANG THEORY 4682 BLACK ORC             178  NONE
DEADSINS 51726          0  2 0 BLACK COLOSSUS  8888 EMPOWER 41927         177   
BOTTOMMOST 54524        0  1 0 BODY BY OTTO 9409    MOUNTAIN TROLL        178  NONE
ALL ABOUT NOTHI 36497   0  1 0 CAR SONGS 6375       STONE GOLEM           178  NONE
DRNK A PICKLE 36496     0  1 0 CAR SONGS 6375       STONE GOLEM           178  NONE
YA MAMA 2 36500         0  1 0 CAR SONGS 6375       DARK CHAMPION         178  NONE
SPOILER ALERT 41920     1  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 7280   JOCULARITY ITCH 40712 177   
VULTURE WINGS 47696     1  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 21 8245 FLUKY LUMMOX 47548    177   
GO-GETTER 23471         0  1 0 FIRST IMPRESSIO 4153 POISON OAK 49383      178   
EYEBALL STABBER 44895   4  2 1 FLOYD RADIO 5411     WHOPPER FLOPPER 46429 177   
SMELLY SOCKS 40285      4  2 0 FORGOTTEN HEROE 7024 AIMED BLOWS 34546     175   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
A. JACKSON 35981        0  4 0 GENERALS 6174        MOUNTAIN TROLL        178  NONE
ELECTRIC 40003          0  1 0 GENERALS 6174        HIGH ELF              178  NONE
BIG 50 51864            0  1 0 GONE OFF THAT T 8449 MOUNTAIN TROLL        178  NONE
DA 43 51867             0  1 0 GONE OFF THAT T 8449 BLACK ORC             178  NONE
QUIT LION 54548         0  1 0 I'M LION 9414        BLACK ORC             178  NONE
FRITO 54247             0  1 0 IDIOCRACY 4683       MOUNTAIN TROLL        178  NONE
SMELLY BOX 44483        5  6 0 MOR WINT TEAMS  7722 HEARTBREAKER 40566    177   
UNREAL 1 55328          0  1 0 ONLY THAT REAL! 8813 WURM KIN              178  NONE
POCKETS 45586           0  2 0 PAID IN FULL 6368    ANGELS BLOOD 51099    176   
AYERS ROCK 10654        4  6 0 PASSPORT REQUIR 1924 MICRO 42149           176   
FETTUCCINE 54538        0  1 0 PASTA LA VISTA 9412  BANDIT PRINCE         178  NONE
DROPPER COAT 54366      0  2 0 PHXFUN23 9377        RIOT FIGHT 49230      178   
CHERRY 51626            0  1 0 PIES 8868            RIPPLE 47123          177   
MUD 51627               0  1 0 PIES 8868            HIGH ELF              178  NONE
MUD2 51623              0  1 0 PIES 8868            DARK CHAMPION         178  NONE
BRAIN DAMAGE 54531      0  1 0 PINKEST OF FLOY 9410 SHEWISH GIANT         178  NONE
COMFORTABLY NUM 54530   0  1 0 PINKEST OF FLOY 9410 BANDIT PRINCE         178  NONE
YOUNG LUST 54529        0  1 0 PINKEST OF FLOY 9410 WURM KIN              178  NONE
A 44 50846              0  1 0 RECORDS 8734         WURM KIN              178  NONE
B 44 50849              0  1 0 RECORDS 8734         HIGH ELF              178  NONE
C 44 50850              0  1 0 RECORDS 8734         DARK CHAMPION         178  NONE
SUHTURE SELF 54517      0  1 0 SUHT YOURSELF 9407   WURM KIN              178  NONE
TIRAMI SUH 54516        0  1 0 SUHT YOURSELF 9407   DARK CHAMPION         178  NONE
A14 50840               0  1 0 THE BIG BLEED 8732   BLACK ORC             178  NONE
A44 50836               0  1 0 THE BIG BLEED 8732   SHEWISH GIANT         178  NONE
DA 50837                0  1 0 THE BIG BLEED 8732   HIGH ELF              178  NONE
NICKED VEIN 50839       0  1 0 THE BIG BLEED 8732   BANDIT PRINCE         178  NONE
DEBT COLLECTOR 54519    0  1 0 THE DONALD 9408      MOUNTAIN TROLL        178  NONE
WHAT'S AN ATM? 54518    0  1 0 THE DONALD 9408      ARENAMASTER           178  NONE
DA1 41445               0  1 0 THE MENTORS 3 7213   SPYMASTER             178  NONE
STRAY 45383             0  1 0 THE MENTORS 3 7213   BANDIT PRINCE         178  NONE
TITANIUM TITAN 49135    1  3 0 TOUGH METALS 8444    TEXAS SYN 51337       176   
ARNOLD 54533            0  1 0 UNGENTLE BENS 9411   STONE GOLEM           178  NONE
MUSSOLINI 54535         0  1 0 UNGENTLE BENS 9411   STONE GOLEM           178  NONE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JIMMY WIN butchered DARK CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
A. JACKSON was killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DA MILL was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
HOWARD THE DUCK was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
QUIT LION was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
MUD was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
WHAT'S AN ATM? was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
TIRAMI SUH was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
FRITO was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DEBT COLLECTOR was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SUHTURE SELF was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
BIG 50 was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
YOUNG LUST was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
ELECTRIC was slain by HIGH ELF in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena match.
A44 was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
DA was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
NICKED VEIN was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
A14 was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena conflict.
COMFORTABLY NUMB was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
BOTTOMMOST was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
UNREAL 1 was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
YA MAMA 2 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
BRAIN DAMAGE was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
ARNOLD was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena bout.
ALL ABOUT NOTHIN' was executed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
DRNK A PICKLE was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
C 44 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
STRAY was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
A 44 was executed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fray.
MUD2 was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fray.
HIT AND RUN was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
FETTUCCINE was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
MUSSOLINI was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
B 44 was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena bout.
DA 43 was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena bout.
SPECTRE was handily defeated by JACQUES LANTERN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
HEARTBREAKER was overpowered by OPEN GOITER in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
DEXTROUS LIPSTICK defeated FISH HEAD SOUP in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
DEF JAM SHIRT was handily defeated by FJORD in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
MASTER PLAN demolished IMNOTA GOAT in a 3 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
MC REN luckily beat NAJDORF in a exciting 3 minute expert's Challenge bout.
SPECTRE was bested by MOON PIE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
MARK TWAIN overpowered MUGATU MORIATU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
AGNOSTIC CHASER was demolished by GUN SHOTS in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
SLASHER ONE overcame GLOBULAR VENALITY in a 2 minute brutal novice's Challenge fight.
PAINLESS WOLF was unbelievably bested by SPUMONI ZONE in a 3 minute Challenge match.
JULIANNE overpowered WET SNUB in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
DIAL M FOR MEAT demolished WEBBED RYME in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
KANPOV overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven battle.
THE GNOME unbelievably bested XXX in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's struggle.
DEFILED TOAST slaughtered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
IAN IS PRETTY! handily defeated DEFINITELY in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR subdued SHARP TIE in a popular 1 minute match.
OLAF was demolished by INDIANA JONES in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
SLUG BUDDY was beaten by SKYE in a popular 1 minute fray.
SOFTY CHEESE overcame CAHILL in a exciting 4 minute duel.
SOME DONKUS demolished NARROW FEET in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CRUTCH subdued MUSKRAT MCGEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's fight.
SLOTS WILD unbelievably bested CURSE in a exciting 2 minute bloody conflict.
OPAL RAVIOLI demolished KILLING IN THE NAME in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
HI-TOP FADE was savagely defeated by CAN'T BEAT TUM in a 5 minute master's battle.
LOVE BITES defeated SILENT BOB in a crowd pleasing 5 minute duel.
SCRIPTED GROPE was defeated by TREY in a 2 minute fight.
JOCULARITY ITCH was devastated by ZOOMERANG in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ASHLEY YOUNG overpowered 5 MINUTES ALONE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
OF ICE AND GIN demolished JAY LEONARDO in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MCKENNA handily defeated AGAIN WE RISE in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched bout.
HOT MESS was devastated by PRETEEN PANDA in a 1 minute uneven match.
ACRES OF SKIN vanquished MOORINHO in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
BEDTIME was savagely defeated by CONSPIRACY in a exciting 2 minute uneven melee.
CHAIN OF FOOLS subdued THE LONGER in a popular 1 minute duel.
WHIRLING INSOMNIA was overpowered by XABI in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BARFUS vanquished EMPTY CASKET in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CAPTAIN MAGMA overpowered DROGHE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TEST overpowered ALPHA KLAUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RIOT FIGHT viciously butchered DROPPER COAT in a 3 minute bloody duel.
GATES OF MIDIAN overpowered LAST CHILD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SWEET JESUS savagely defeated RAPTOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal duel.
COYOTE was overpowered by RIO BLAZE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FOG HAMMER was overcome by SPUTTER MASH in a 2 minute match.
BLAK LOTUS handily defeated SECULAR OTTER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
KEITH RICHARDS slimly lost to MIRROR'S GAZE in a popular 5 minute fight.
DUTCH ORANGE handily defeated WALTER WILL in a 1 minute uneven match.
NOOKEN KOOKEN handily defeated PRODIGY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
IPANEMA GIRL devastated SLOTH LIASON in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
LUIS SUAREZ was demolished by ZUM GALA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SASMA was defeated by JESSE CUSTER in a action packed 1 minute match.
RADICAL PLASMA demolished ECO POWER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GOOSE COMET demolished NOTHIN' FUNNY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LAIR CHIME was unbelievably bested by KISS in a action packed 9 minute gruesome match.
SAUSAGE PUFF was overpowered by DIO in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
HOBBS was handily defeated by R.I.P. in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
BANE STOPPER was demolished by POLYMER BINNACLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
JO ANN SUE savagely defeated RED'S RYE in a action packed 6 minute gory competition.
BISCOTTI was luckily beaten by FITTING SPRINT in a popular 9 minute bout.
NTH BRICK savagely defeated BABBOON in a popular 6 minute bloody duel.
HEARTH BAH overpowered CATNAP FANG in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SEPTUM DRESS lost to SUPER SLO MO in a action packed 3 minute fight.
STEALING was bested by OSCAR in a 1 minute bout.
JODY was luckily beaten by STINGRAY in a 2 minute competition.
DODGE WOW was viciously subdued by LITTLE DOCTOR in a action packed 7 minute battle.
BONDED BY BLOOD was devastated by ATO'D in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MONSTEROUS vanquished EAZY-E in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
APPLE was demolished by DAENERYS in a 3 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
FONTAINEBLEAU was overcome by STINGY FREEDOM in a 1 minute novice's fray.
FOLKWAY handily defeated INSTEP DOORMAN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
AORTA subdued BREAD MISTRESS in a 2 minute competition.
CATCH 22 was savagely defeated by FERAL CHILD in a 2 minute bloody beginner's contest.
POISON OAK assassinated GO-GETTER in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
FERRET overpowered MAYBE in a 3 minute mismatched bout.
MONGOOSE subdued 15 PANCAKES in a 3 minute amateur's fray.
KANGAROO vanquished STONEWALL in a 3 minute uneven duel.
NASTY GROATS overpowered SOUTH BRONX in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PROM assassinated CAPTAIN PARADISE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
EAT YOUR FEET handily defeated HELLO KILLER in a 1 minute uneven contest.
MICK was handily defeated by COMMANDER PANTS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
INSPECTAH DECK was overpowered by DISGUSTIPATED in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CARD SHARK vanquished MELISANDRE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TEMP STALKER overpowered LION LIKE A DOG in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MARGAERY was overcome by COMPANY MAN in a popular 1 minute struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  48         TOTAL PARRY      104 -  90 -  3      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      38         STRIKING ATTACK  195 - 188 - 11      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 38         PARRY-RIPOSTE     29 -  31 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 22         SLASHING ATTACK   84 -  95 - 11      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         AIMED BLOW       181 - 205 -  8      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         LUNGING ATTACK   186 - 264 -  9      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         WALL OF STEEL     56 -  85 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  33 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  25 -  1      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  77 -  1      10  |

Turn 178 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK   18 - 20         5  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  7     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        20 - 18     TOTAL PARRY        7 - 10         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK   11 - 11     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              LUNGING ATTACK    15 - 33         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 - 11         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   FJORD -29190               11   6  0  116 IDIOCRACY (4683)
AIMED BLOW       KANPOV -29905              12   3  1  113 THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235)
WALL OF STEEL    DEXTROUS LIPSTICK -28158    8   5  0  105 TEAM RANDOM 16 (6548)
TOTAL PARRY      DIAL M FOR MEAT -31068     13   5  1  103 011411L (3847)
STRIKING ATTACK  FISH HEAD SOUP -22362       9   2  0   92 STORMY'S TROOPERS A1 (7510)
SLASHING ATTACK  DEFILED TOAST -22159        7   2  2   83 THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551)
PARRY-STRIKE     SKYE -24386                 4   2  0   56 OTTODROME 132 (7170)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SILENT BOB -23393.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BISCOTTI -20675.  The ten other most popular fighters were LITTLE DOCTOR 
-24384, NTH BRICK -11058, CAHILL -19710, LAIR CHIME -17995, CAN'T BEAT TUM -24558, 
NAJDORF -29985, SILENT BOB -23393, KEITH RICHARDS 25088, XXX -22322, and CONSPIRACY 
-19149.

The least popular fighter this week was KISS -21762.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RED'S RYE -13671, MARGAERY -16419, LION LIKE A DOG -10984, MELISANDRE 
-16432, INSPECTAH DECK -18379, MICK -17423, CAPTAIN PARADISE -16881, SOUTH BRONX 
-29037, GO-GETTER 23471, and INSTEP DOORMAN -11112.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

JIMMY WIN (84-30898) BIRDEMIC

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                                          -- A lowly mailroom slave

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      K. CARSON (8-3609) SUPERIOR FORCES  (436)   
                    MISCHIEVOUS IMP (36-1504) FRIEND OR FOE  (163)   
                          DR FUGLY (61-3477) 071406W  (384)   
                       RED-HOT FRYER (82-50979) 072707J  (8581) 
                          CHAIR (84-11685) WORDS VII  (2124)  
                          BRAIN (84-13446) NOUNS III  (2364)  
                     KYLSEN (84-16515) BUBBA'S 15TH ARMY  (2917)  
                EVERYONE WANTS SOME (84-26980) ROOKIE HALEN 9  (4782)  

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                      SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN NEWARK, NEW JERSEY!

Our summer FTF will be held in Newark, New Jersey, July 17-19, 2015.  It will be held 
at the Doubletree Newark Airport Hotel in Newark, New Jersey (800-222-TREE (8733)).  
Room rates are $119.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes free airport shuttle 
and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, indoor pool, and 
business center, as well as several resturants inside the hotel.  Self-parking is $8.  
The rooms are blocked--code REA.  (If you have trouble making reservations, please let 
us know!) 

Hotel site:  http://tinyurl.com/FF55-Newark

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                                          -- RSI