DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/03/2015    Duedate: 09/16/2015

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 191

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MARK TWAIN
LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)
(84-38966) [6-5-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MARK TWAIN                     SLOTH LIASON
LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)        THIRSTY THUGS 1443 (8827)
(84-38966) [6-5-0,105]         (84-51421) [8-1-0,95]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HI-TOP FADE                    A TALE OF 300
HAIR DAY (5440)                DEVIATION XLX (5821)
(84-30902) [10-26-0,84]        (84-33216) [8-6-0,69]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BODY BY OTTO (9409)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEVIATION LXXIII (6292)       27 
2. THIRSTY THUGS 1443 (8827)     25    SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)
3. MOR WINT TEAMS XXII (7718)    25    Unchartered Team
4. HALLOWEEN 14D (8641)          24 
5. SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)       23    TEMPE 2014C (7380)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3*TEMPE 2014C (7380)         5   0  1 100.   1- 1 D DAY (5448)              5  0 0
 2/ 4*THIRSTY THUGS 1501 (9179)  5   0  0 100.   2- 4*JONES (9253)              5  3 0
 3- 2*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8674)  4   0  1 100.   3- 2 REVIEW 2 (8408)           4  0 1
 4/ 5*FH12 (9511)                4   0  0 100.   4/42*BODY BY OTTO (9409)       4  1 2
 5- 8*FH13 (9512)                2   0  0 100.   5- 7*GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    4  3 1
 6-10*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8673)  2   0  0 100.   6/18 DEVIATION N (6900)        4  5 0
 7-12*IMPROPERLY (6297)          2   0  0 100.   7/19*THIRSTY THUGS 1415 (8218) 3  0 1
 8/ 0*HAS BEENS (8718)           1   0  0 100.   8/21*FH12 (9511)               3  0 0
 9-13*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (8077)  1   0  0 100.   9/27*THIRSTY THUGS 1443 (8827) 3  0 0
10-14*ANIMALS (6869)             1   0  0 100.  10-11*I'M LION (9414)           3  0 0
11/ 0*THE ORLANDO MOB 40 (2625)  1   0  0 100.  11/28*THIRSTY THUGS 1460 (8841) 3  0 0
12/15*THIRSTY THUGS 1443 (8827)  8   1  0 88.9  12/29*THIRSTY THUGS 1501 (9179) 3  0 0
13/19*THIRSTY THUGS 1460 (8841)  6   1  0 85.7  13/10 HALLOWEEN 14D (8641)      3  0 0
14/22*SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)    6   1  0 85.7  14/32 HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)     3  0 0
15-16*THINGS FORGOTTEN (6595)    5   1  1 83.3  15/31 THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216) 3  0 0
16-18*PHXFUN36 (9390)            5   1  0 83.3  16/49 CHI 2014D (8300)          3  0 0
17/23*SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)      5   1  0 83.3  17/33*NAMED BY MARK XXV (7745)  3  0 0
18/20 SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)    9   2  0 81.8  18/34*NAMED BY MARK XXVI (7747) 3  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-21*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (8964)  4   1  0 80.0  19/35*TEMPE 2014C (7380)        3  0 0
20/31*BODY BY OTTO (9409)        7   2  2 77.8  20/40 DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)       3  0 0
21-25 WORTH LITTLE (5653)       15   5  1 75.0  21-14 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       3  0 0
22/ 7*EMPTY ROOM (6103)          3   1  0 75.0  22-15 BEING THERE (5172)        3  0 0
23/24 4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)     14   5  0 73.7  23-16*VOLVO (5713)              3  1 0
24/30 DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)       11   4  0 73.3  24-17 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    3  2 0
25/33 TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)    23   9  1 71.9  25- 3*CHIMES OF FREEDOM (5772)  3  2 0
26/17*SPRINGTIME XXXXI (9651)    5   2  0 71.4  26- 5 NEVERMIND (4449)          3  3 0
27-36 SUPE FORCES AA08 (2938)   22  11  0 66.7  27/63*THINGS WITH NAMES (9748)  3  7 0
28-37 STORMYS TROOPERS B (8197) 10   5  0 66.7  28-22*FH13 (9512)               2  0 0
29-38*TOM THUMB BLUES (7203)     8   4  1 66.7  29-13*PHXFUN36 (9390)           2  0 0
30/50*PHXFUN43 (9397)            6   3  0 66.7  30/82 SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)   2  0 0
31/26*PHXFUN19 (9373)            6   3  0 66.7  31-37 HOLLY DAYS (7607)         2  0 0
32/27*NAMED BY MARK XXII (7743)  6   3  0 66.7  32-36 STATIC SANITY (7606)      2  0 0
33/55*MOR WINT TEAMS XXI (7718)  4   2  0 66.7  33/89*SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     2  0 0
34/54*NAMED BY MARK XXV (7745)   4   2  0 66.7  34/23*COVEN (9553)              2  1 0
35-42*ANCIENT CURSE (9492)       2   1  0 66.7  35/24*TOME OF DARKNESS (9575)   2  1 0
36/ 9*COVEN (9553)               2   1  0 66.7  36/25*SPRINGTIME XXXXI (9651)   2  1 0
37-44*SPRINGTIME XXIII (9633)    2   1  0 66.7  00/100*SEQUELS! (9675)           2  1 0
38/ 0 OLD ONE (2726)            11   6  0 64.7  38/26*SATAN'S REINDEER 4 (8770) 2  1 0
39-47 THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551)  9   5  2 64.3  91/191*SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   2  1 0
40/52 THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216)  9   5  1 64.3  40/44 SICK DAY 25 (9347)        2  1 0
41/35 CODE NAMES 34 (5934)       9   5  0 64.3  41/45 PHXFUN18 (9372)           2  1 0
42/34 PHXFUN18 (9372)            7   4  0 63.6  42/12*PHXFUN19 (9373)           2  1 0
43-48 CASINO (7324)              7   4  0 63.6  43/46*PHXFUN43 (9397)           2  1 0
44/61*THIRSTY THUGS 1415 (8218)  5   3  2 62.5  08/108 THIRSTY THUGS 1409 (8206) 2  1 0
45/62*THIRSTY THUGS 1447 (8854)  5   3  0 62.5  45-51 FINGER LICKIN (8407)      2  1 0
46-49*JONES (9253)               5   3  0 62.5  46/39*NAMED BY MARK XXII (7743) 2  1 0
47/32*SICK DAY 24 (9346)         5   3  0 62.5  21/121*THIRSTY THUGS 1354 (6836) 2  1 0
48-51*PUB CRAWLERS 5 (7672)      5   3  0 62.5  48/41*EMPTY ROOM (6103)         2  1 0
49/ 0 TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   31  20  5 60.8  17/117 THIRSTY THUGS 1302 (6200) 2  1 0
50-53 SUPE FORCES 6A11 (3491)    9   6  0 60.0  14/114 THIRSTY THUGS 1303 (6201) 2  1 0
51/39 SATAN'S WORKSHOP (8760)    6   4  0 60.0  15/115 DEVIATION LXXV (6294)     2  1 0
52/ 0*FINAL CRUSADE (9483)       3   2  0 60.0  52-58 MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   2  1 0
53/90*SEQUELS! (9675)            3   2  0 60.0  22/122 TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)    2  1 0
54/ 0*BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)   3   2  0 60.0  54/55 HAIR DAY (5440)           2  1 0
55/29*PUB CRAWLERS 18 (7685)     3   2  0 60.0  55/56 PHILLY X (5632)           2  1 0
56/67 HALLOWEEN 14D (8641)       8   6  0 57.1  25/125 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    2  1 0
57/40*SATAN'S REINDEER 4 (8770)  4   3  0 57.1  57-61 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     2  2 0
58/41*PUB CRAWLERS 2 (7669)      4   3  0 57.1  24/124 LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   2  2 0
59-64 PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 21  16  0 56.8  59-62 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  2  2 0
60/60 DEVIATION N (6900)        31  24  4 56.4  60/ 0 TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   2  3 0
61/57 THIRSTY THUGS 1356 (6834) 18  14  0 56.2  53/153 VANITY (5432)             2  3 0
62-65*CHIMES OF FREEDOM (5772)   9   7  1 56.2  62-64 BIRDEMIC (5439)           2  3 0
63-66 THE GREAT TMM (7146)       9   7  0 56.2  63- 9*THE BIG BLEED (8732)      2  4 0
64/70 SKY HIGH (3465)           10   8  1 55.6  58/158 WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   2  4 0
65/89*THIRSTY THUGS 1354 (6836)  5   4  0 55.6  63/163 DEVIATION LXXIII (6292)   2  4 0
66/59 THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)    11   9  0 55.0  64/164 KAOS 11-08 (3833)         2  4 0
67/86 THIRSTY THUGS 1302 (6200)  6   5  0 54.5  67-70*4-LETTER DIRT (8504)      1  0 1
68/56*FOOLS 2014 - XV (7833)     7   6  0 53.8  68-71*THINGS FORGOTTEN (6595)   1  0 1
69-68*GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)     8   7  2 53.3  69/ 0*FINAL CRUSADE (9483)      1  0 0
70-71 REVIEW 2 (8408)           11  10  2 52.4  70-75*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8674) 1  0 0
71/72 BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 68  64  3 51.5  71-76*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8671) 1  0 0
72-74 BATTLE OF LA (5181)       34  32  1 51.5  72-73*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (8964) 1  0 0
73-75 N.W.A. (4830)             18  17  1 51.4  73-74*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8673) 1  0 0
74/80 PHILLY X (5632)           19  18  0 51.4  52-152*SHAKE FOR ME (9252)       1  0 0
75-76 SUMMERTEETH (8396)        85  82  4 50.9  75-81*MARK'S MASTERPIECE (8636) 1  0 0
76-78 THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  41  41  9 50.0  76-77*SPIDER CREW (9446)        1  0 0
77-79 GOOD TIMES (6780)         22  22  1 50.0  77/ 0*SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      1  0 0
78/73 STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  16  16  0 50.0  78/ 0*HAS BEENS (8718)          1  0 0
79/ 0 80S MOVIES (8020)         11  11  0 50.0  79/ 0*SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)     1  0 0
80/69 BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)    8   8  0 50.0  80-83*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (8077) 1  0 0
81-82 STATIC SANITY (7606)       8   8  0 50.0  81-84 STORMYS TROOPERS B (8197) 1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-83*THAT'S RIGHT (8405)        7   7  2 50.0  82-60*PREACHER (8409)           1  0 0
09/109 HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)      7   7  0 50.0  83-30*WAY OUT (8451)            1  0 0
84-84 SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5236)  7   7  0 50.0  84-85*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (7339) 1  0 0
85-85 SUPE FORCES 9A07 (2928)    7   7  0 50.0  85/ 0*MORE-ER STUFF (7601)      1  0 0
12/112 CHI 2014D (8300)           5   5  1 50.0  86-20*TOM THUMB BLUES (7203)    1  0 0
87/ 0*SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)      5   5  0 50.0  87-87*IMPROPERLY (6297)         1  0 0
88/63*THIRSTY THUGS 1509 (9171)  4   4  0 50.0  88-88*ANIMALS (6869)            1  0 0
23/123*BLOOD SYNDICATE (7917)     4   4  0 50.0  89-90 WORTH LITTLE (5653)       1  0 0
24/124*LIFERZ (6613)              4   4  0 50.0  90-94 BATTLE FROGS 3 (4690)     1  0 0
91/43*TOME OF DARKNESS (9575)    2   2  0 50.0  26-126 INNERVISIONS (4748)       1  0 0
65/165*SNOWY SPRING (9678)        2   2  0 50.0  92-95 SUPE FORCES 6A11 (3491)   1  0 0
93/45*THIRSTY GHUGS 1446 (8855)  2   2  0 50.0  13/213 CHREL (3390)              1  0 0
94/ 0*ALIBIS (8213)              2   2  0 50.0  94/ 0*THE ORLANDO MOB 40 (2625) 1  0 0
95-93*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8269)  2   2  0 50.0  95/ 0 OLD ONE (2726)            1  0 0
96-94*4-LETTER DIRT (8504)       1   1  1 50.0  96-96 SUPE FORCES AA04 (2934)   1  0 0
97/ 0*RAGE OF HEAVEN (9476)      1   1  0 50.0  97-97 SUPE FORCES AA08 (2938)   1  0 0
98-96*MARK'S MASTERPIECE (8636)  1   1  0 50.0  98/68*PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   1  1 1
99-95*SPIDER CREW (9446)         1   1  0 50.0  99/69*ARREST ASSURED (9413)     1  1 1
00-97*THIRSTY THUGS 1401 (7549)  1   1  0 50.0  00-98*ANCIENT CURSE (9492)      1  1 0
01-98*THIRSTY THUGS 1402 (7550)  1   1  0 50.0  01-99*SPRINGTIME XXIII (9633)   1  1 0
02-99*SPORTING (6714)            1   1  0 50.0  02-59*NU BLU (9256)             1  1 0
00-100 EPIC RAP (7883)           34  35  7 49.3  05-105*ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    1  1 0
01-101 BUCKY FELLINI (7882)      25  26  0 49.0  04-48 XCOM BETA (7965)          1  1 0
03-103 INNERVISIONS (4748)       22  24  0 47.8  05/ 0 80S MOVIES (8020)         1  1 0
04-104 REVIEW (8406)             11  12  1 47.8  06/ 0*ALIBIS (8213)             1  1 0
05-105 SIC 'EM (7202)            10  11  0 47.6  10-110 REVIEW (8406)             1  1 0
06-106 FINGER LICKIN (8407)       8   9  0 47.1  05/205 FEAR FACTORY 3 (7485)     1  1 0
02/102 TEMPE II III (5805)       15  17  0 46.9  09/86 FEAR FACTORY 4 (7486)     1  1 0
10/ 0 80'S MUSIC (8017)          7   8  0 46.7  11-111*THIRSTY THUGS 1401 (7549) 1  1 0
22/122 THIRSTY THUGS 1303 (6201)  7   8  0 46.7  12-112 THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551) 1  1 0
07-107 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       13  15  0 46.4  36-136*ISIS (7622)               1  1 0
08-108 STORMYS TROOPERS B (8198)  6   7  0 46.2  18-118*SPORTING (6714)           1  1 0
10-110 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     26  31  1 45.6  19-119 GOOD TIMES (6780)         1  1 0
11-111 HOLLY DAYS (7607)          9  11  0 45.0  28-128 CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       1  1 0
16/87*MY HEROES! (9676)          4   5  0 44.4  12/212 SKY HIGH (3465)           1  1 0
13-113*NU BLU (9256)              4   5  0 44.4  70/170*SNOWY SPRING (9678)       1  2 0
18/88*ERRONE (8231)              4   5  0 44.4  01/101*HAPPY SPRING V (9684)     1  2 0
46/146*NAMED BY MARK XXVI (7747)  4   5  0 44.4  02/102*HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703) 1  2 0
14-114 NEVERMIND (4449)          36  46  1 43.9  04/104*THIRSTY THUGS 1452 (8849) 1  2 0
15-115 SUPE FORCES AA04 (2934)    7   9  0 43.7  73/173*THIRSTY THUGS 1512 (9168) 1  2 0
16-116 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    17  22  2 43.6  22/43*SICK DAY 24 (9346)        1  2 0
17-117 D DAY (5448)              17  22  1 43.6  06/106 SATAN'S WORKSHOP (8760)   1  2 0
18-118 GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)      16  21  1 43.2  07/107*THIRSTY THUGS 1509 (9171) 1  2 0
19-119 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      30  40  2 42.9  03/103*THIRSTY GHUGS 1446 (8855) 1  2 0
20-120 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  27  36  2 42.9  32/132*KHORS GUARDIANS KJ (9203) 1  2 0
25-125 3 FLOYDS BREWING (7267)    8  11  0 42.1  72/172*THIRSTY THUGS 1447 (8854) 1  2 0
38/138 CHREL (3390)              10  14  0 41.7  71/171*THIRSTY THUGS 1453 (8848) 1  2 0
26-126*WAY OUT (8451)             5   7  1 41.7  29/47 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 1  2 0
27-127*PREACHER (8409)            5   7  0 41.7  34/134 BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 1  2 0
21/121 KAOS 12-10 (6603)         12  17  1 41.4  81/181 BACON AND BEER (7915)     1  2 0
44/144 THIRSTY THUGS 1409 (8206)  7  10  0 41.2  79/179*INTELLIVISION (7922)      1  2 0
29-129 BEING THERE (5172)        21  31  1 40.4  09/109 BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)   1  2 0
30-130 SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)    6   9  0 40.0  34/50*FOOLS 2014 - XV (7833)    1  2 0
31-131*STORM RECKONING (8967)     4   6  1 40.0  35- 6*THAT'S RIGHT (8405)       1  2 0
34-134*FIRST IMPRESSION (4153)    4   6  0 40.0  82/182*BLOOD SYNDICATE (7917)    1  2 0
37/91*THIRSTY THUGS 1452 (8849)  2   3  0 40.0  78/178 THIRSTY THUGS 1421 (8202) 1  2 0
38/92*ERR25 (9279)               2   3  0 40.0  35/135 FEAR FACTORY 6 (7488)     1  2 0
39/ 0*MORE-ER STUFF (7601)       2   3  0 40.0  39/52*PUB CRAWLERS 2 (7669)     1  2 0
36-136*OTTODROME 115 (6640)       2   3  0 40.0  40/53*PUB CRAWLERS 18 (7685)    1  2 0
37-137 CLASH RADIO (5410)        18  28  0 39.1  37/137*MOR WINT TEAMS XXI (7718) 1  2 0
39-139*THE BIG BLEED (8732)       7  11  1 38.9  16/116*THIRSTY THUGS 1301 (6199) 1  2 0
40-140 FAMILY PETS (5780)        26  42  0 38.2  84/184*THIRSTY THUGS 1323 (6218) 1  2 0
41-141 BIRDEMIC (5439)           27  44  3 38.0  85/185*LIFERZ (6613)             1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
43-143 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  21  35  2 37.5  20/120 THIRSTY THUGS 1356 (6834) 1  2 0
58/158 THIRSTY THUGS 1421 (8202)  6  10  0 37.5  46/54 CODE NAMES 34 (5934)      1  2 0
75/175*THIRSTY THUGS 1453 (8848)  3   5  0 37.5  38-138 BATTLE OF LA (5181)       1  2 0
45-145*I'M LION (9414)            3   5  0 37.5  40-140*UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394) 1  2 0
77/177*THIRSTY THUGS 1323 (6218)  3   5  0 37.5  39-139 FAMILY PETS (5780)        1  2 0
42/142 DEVIATION XLX (5821)      23  39  0 37.1  50/57 TEMPE II III (5805)       1  2 0
50/150 VANITY (5432)             31  53  2 36.9  23/123 DEVIATION XLX (5821)      1  2 0
47-147*VOLVO (5713)               7  12  0 36.8  41-141 CLASH RADIO (5410)        1  2 0
49-149*ARCANE COCKTAILS (6418)    8  14  0 36.4  42-142 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 1  2 0
33/133 SICK DAY 25 (9347)         4   7  0 36.4  43-143 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  1  2 0
48/148 FEAR FACTORY 6 (7488)     11  20  0 35.5  44-144 THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  1  2 0
70/170 BACON AND BEER (7915)      6  11  0 35.3  27/127 4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)     1  2 0
54-154 WILD THINGS (6974)        24  45  2 34.8  29/129 STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  1  2 0
55-155 SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5237)  9  17  0 34.6  45-145*SKATE DRAGONS! (9053)     1  3 1
52/152 FEAR FACTORY 4 (7486)     12  23  1 34.3  30/130*OTTODROME 149 (7578)      1  3 1
56-156 DEVIL DOGS (2867)         13  25  0 34.2  47-147*LEGEND CONTINUES (9257)   1  3 0
57-157*UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394)  8  16  0 33.3  48-148 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      1  3 0
53/153 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330)  6  12  0 33.3  50-150 FLOYD RADIO (5411)        1  3 0
32/132*THINGS WITH NAMES (9748)   5  10  0 33.3  51-151 SDSU COLLEGE RADIO (5400) 1  3 0
64/ 0*SUHT YOURSELF (9407)       3   6  0 33.3  64-65 GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)      1  3 0
60-160*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (7339)  3   6  0 33.3  65- 8 N.W.A. (4830)             1  3 0
35/135*HAPPY SPRING V (9684)      2   4  0 33.3  46/146*MY HEROES! (9676)         1  4 0
01/201*INTELLIVISION (7922)       2   4  0 33.3  49/149 KAOS 12-10 (6603)         1  4 0
63-163*SUPE FORCES 9A09 (2930)    2   4  0 33.3  54-154*LEGIONS OF HELL (5678)    1  4 0
66-166*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8671)  1   2  0 33.3  56-156*ULTRAMAGNETIC (9254)      1  5 0
71/171 KAOS 11-08 (3833)         28  58  1 32.6  70-67*BACK UP MAN (9251)        1  5 0
68-168 HIGH WATER (5779)         14  30  0 31.8  57/157*KAOS 14-10 (8432)         1  5 0
69-169 FLOYD RADIO (5411)        11  24  1 31.4  59-159 HIGH WATER (5779)         1  5 0
72-172 CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       24  54  2 30.8  60-160 WILD THINGS (6974)        1  6 0
59/159*KAOS 14-10 (8432)          4   9  0 30.8  61/161 FEARSOME 5 (6653)         0  8 0
78/178 DEVIATION LXXIII (6292)   20  47  0 29.9  62-162 SUMMERTEETH (8396)        0  5 0
73-173 XCOM BETA (7965)           4  10  0 28.6  74/174*PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     0  3 0
61/161*ARREST ASSURED (9413)      2   5  1 28.6  65-165*THIRSTY THUGS 1471 (8830) 0  3 0
74-174*THIRSTY THUGS 1410 (8207)  2   5  1 28.6  76/176 THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)    0  3 0
06/206*THIRSTY THUGS 1512 (9168)  2   5  0 28.6  79/ 0*BATTLE FROGS 14-10 (8433) 0  3 0
62/162*KHORS GUARDIANS KJ (9203)  2   5  0 28.6  67-167*FIRST IMPRESSION (4153)   0  3 0
76-176*THIRSTY THUGS 1471 (8830)  2   5  0 28.6  68-168 DEVIL DOGS (2867)         0  3 0
79-179 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896)  9  24  0 27.3  69-169*SPRINGTIME XXXVII (9647)  0  2 0
93/193 FEAR FACTORY 3 (7485)      7  19  0 26.9  75-175*ROCK RIDGE 17 (8726)      0  2 0
81/181 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    26  71  0 26.8  80-180*DIPSOMANIACS (7932)       0  2 0
92/192 DEVIATION LXXV (6294)      8  22  1 26.7  77-177*SEQUELS (8505)            0  2 0
84/184 WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   14  39  0 26.4  33-133*THE L'ANGELLES (8410)     0  2 0
82-182 MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)    7  20  0 25.9  87-66*ARCANE COCKTAILS (6418)   0  2 0
83-183 SDSU COLLEGE RADIO (5400)  9  26  0 25.7  86-186 SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5237) 0  2 0
85-185*FEAR FACTORY 2 (7484)      4  12  0 25.0  89/ 0*RAGE OF HEAVEN (9476)     0  1 0
86-186*SUPE FORCES 7A05 (4403)    2   6  0 25.0  90/ 0*SHINE ON (9554)           0  1 0
87-187*SKATE DRAGONS! (9053)      1   3  1 25.0  88-188*THIRSTY THUGS 1451 (8850) 0  1 0
88-188*SEQUELS (8505)             1   3  1 25.0  31-131*THE ONE YOU LOVE (9255)   0  1 0
64/164*HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703)  1   3  0 25.0  93/ 0*BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)  0  1 0
90-190*LEGEND CONTINUES (9257)    1   3  0 25.0  90-190*STORM RECKONING (8967)    0  1 0
91-191*DIPSOMANIACS (7932)        1   3  0 25.0  89/189*ERR25 (9279)              0  1 0
67/167*THIRSTY THUGS 1301 (6199)  1   3  0 25.0  66-166*D & O (8447)              0  1 0
95/195 LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   14  44  0 24.1  97/ 0*GIANTS (8246)             0  1 0
80/180 FEARSOME 5 (6653)          6  19  1 24.0  97-197*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8269) 0  1 0
94/194 HAIR DAY (5440)           10  34  0 22.7  92-192 STORMYS TROOPERS B (8198) 0  1 0
96-196*D & O (8447)               2   7  1 22.2  93-193*THIRSTY THUGS 1410 (8207) 0  1 0
98-198*ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)     3  12  0 20.0  01/ 0 80'S MUSIC (8017)         0  1 0
97-197*BACK UP MAN (9251)         3  12  0 20.0  96/196*ERRONE (8231)             0  1 0
99-199*THE L'ANGELLES (8410)      2   8  0 20.0  98-198 BUCKY FELLINI (7882)      0  1 0
89/189*OTTODROME 149 (7578)       1   4  1 20.0  94-194 EPIC RAP (7883)           0  1 0
00-200*SHAKE FOR ME (9252)        1   4  0 20.0  06-206 SIC 'EM (7202)            0  1 0
02-202*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (7340)  1   4  0 20.0  00-200*THIRSTY THUGS 1402 (7550) 0  1 0
03-203*LEGIONS OF HELL (5678)     1   4  0 20.0  03-203*FEAR FACTORY 2 (7484)     0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
04-204 BATTLE FROGS 3 (4690)      6  27  0 18.2  13-113*PUB CRAWLERS 5 (7672)     0  1 0
05-205*ISIS (7622)                2   9  0 18.2  07-207 CASINO (7324)             0  1 0
07-207*ULTRAMAGNETIC (9254)       1   5  0 16.7  04-204 3 FLOYDS BREWING (7267)   0  1 0
09-209*THE ONE YOU LOVE (9255)    1   6  0 14.3  01-201*STORMY'S TROOPERS  (7340) 0  1 0
08/208*PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)    1   7  1 12.5  02-202 THE GREAT TMM (7146)      0  1 0
11/211*PASTA LA VISTA (9412)      0   6  0  0.0  09-209*OTTODROME 115 (6640)      0  1 0
12-212*SPRINGTIME XXXVII (9647)   0   4  0  0.0  10-210 SUPERIOR FORCES 3B (5236) 0  1 0
14-214*ROCK RIDGE 17 (8726)       0   3  0  0.0  11-211*SUPE FORCES 7A05 (4403)   0  1 0
16/ 0*BATTLE FROGS 14-10 (8433)  0   3  0  0.0  87-187 PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 0  1 0
17/ 0*SHINE ON (9554)            0   1  0  0.0  14-214 SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)   0  1 0
16-216*THIRSTY THUGS 1451 (8850)  0   1  0  0.0  15-215 SUPE FORCES 9A07 (2928)   0  1 0
19/ 0*GIANTS (8246)              0   1  0  0.0  16-216*SUPE FORCES 9A09 (2930)   0  1 0

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                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     The problem with frogs is that they are covered in chocolate and sold as premium 
confections and other times they are simply bad, bad news.  This was the truth as 
revealed to me by Wuckfit Juberock, who, in anoter time was a very good warrior.  Of 
course, now he has been reborn.  Again.  We'll have to see what he has left.  
Sometimes we start anew, which is depressing, and sometimes we pick up where we left 
off, which is depressing.  The point is, it's depressing.
     The frog.
     That's right.  It was either Spice Ham or Zorro who recommended that we eat the 
frog.  They were always both strange, and so we agreed because if nothing else they 
seemed to have the second best lock on primo psychedelics (after Paisley Warrior, of 
course).  I understand they are both dead again--Paisley and Spiced, that is.  Ahh, 
they'll be back, and how long could it be before Zorro dies again?  You're afraid of 
death, aren't you?  Don't worry.  There is nothing there that can hurt you.  I've done 
it several times now.
     But the frog.
     It was cursed, or so pronounced Surf Nazi, who was always kind of our leader.  
Then came Surf Nazi II, but no more after him.  So we are still waiting for the end of 
the trilogy.  I understand that there will never be another Nazi managed by Worley M. 
Hobbit III.  He is of the mind that real life Nazis are not quality people, which is 
kind of ironic if you think about it.  You will have to keeep waiting.  But Surf Nazi 
suggested we eat the frog.  Somebody suggested it.  I am so damn senile I can't keep 
everything separate anymore.  Someone suggested we eat the frog, and someone suggested 
afterword that it was a bad idea, and someone further proclaimed that it was likely a 
curse.  I remember Tough Square just sort of gulped his portion down, shrugged, and 
said, "So it goes."  He was brave.  Is brave.  It is confusing.  I am told that he 
fathered his son, and that his son fathered him.  But that is another story.
     I am getting ahead of myself, which is easy to do.  It was only after we had 
divvied it up and eaten it that we noticed what has always benn evident.  Princess 
Bethany had been lurking around as usual, stroking her pet frog as usual.  It was 
Thurday night again and the whole crap carnival was drunk agian.  It was getting out 
of hand again, it was making too much noise again, it was revealing too too too much 
of all of us (and your guests!) again.  I suppose it was fun, but that kind of thing 
has a shelf life, you know?
     And then the frog.
     We ate the frog.  Princess Bethany laughted and laughted.  She said, "Welcome to 
an eternity of here, now, this!"  We will always be gladiators.  We will never leave.  
I for one will never get to open a very clever coffee house with shelves of poetry and 
philosophy and reasonably priced espresso beverages such as "The Nutless Wonder," "The 
Chocolate Bastard," or "The Crunchy Frog Supreme."
     We are all kind of soured on frogs, thanks.
     If you ever wondered if you could go back, rest assured that you can.  Would you 
do anything differently?  Doubtful.  You would still suck.  Forever and ever.  Amen.  
So here we are.  Again.  
     This party will never stop.
     These people will never go home.  It's so... loud and bright.  
     Shut.  Up.  With.  The.  Chanting.  For.  Blood!  Truly, like someone vomited a 
circus.  And then, in her hand?
     The frog.
     Reborn.  Of course.  You never get over it, do you?  Not entirely.  You look at 
yourself throug different lenses at different times.  But there you are, always the 
seme, always alive, always dying. You tell yourself, "No, dont' do that!  Don't say 
that!  Don't feel too much, too little, nothing at all!"  But you can't change any of 
it.  So go ahead and look back, but know this going in:  memory is just another devil 
to sell your soul to.  All this flash and noise?  Get used to it.  You'll be back.

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     First, let's get some things straight.  I AM NOT one of them! I DO NOT need a 
coming out party.  This is clearly another case of an inappropriate and incorrect 
Press gone wild.  I AM NOT!  I am not a lunger.  Apparently a rush-to-the-sensational-
story Press member, probably from the, well, I'd better not say, decided that 
announcing Cent as a lunger in the Terrablood news would be invaluable.  Humpf.  Well, 
it just is not true. 
     I am a full-blooded, all-Alastarian striker.  Naming me Cent of Worth Little was 
just about as bad a play on headlines as the lunger thing.  Some managers are 
worthless that way, you know? But I AM NOT.  I am worth quite a bit, and I am pretty 
darn good.  After all, I am Duelmaster  of this who-know-whomever-will-fight-this-turn 
arena.  That is a good thing.  I am also now an immortalized Lord Protector.  Now that 
is a headline!
     Let me tell you about me and set the record straight, so-to-speak.  I am:

                        15-5-1 in the arena with 2 DM Titles. 
                                26-18-1 in tournaments
           15-9-7-21-9-12-11 norm endu, good damage, bonused init at birth
                              skill learn rate of 1. 90
                                seem to like pointies
                                    LO = 22/101/5
                                 SS = 48/189/9 1 kill
                                 DA = 18/48/3 1 kill
                                    others 2/96/3

     I would tell you my faves, but for two reasons I decided otherwise.  First, I 
just might decide to fight more.  Second, I don't know them yet. 
     With that I declare this arena Duelmaster slot open.  I will fight no more here.  
May the best warrior win, and in the words of the great Mannequin, "May the worst 
warrior DIE."

                                          -- Cent, DMII

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
BLACKSTONE brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, D DAY, since BODY BY 
OTTO took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  If The Swinging 
Aardvark is buying drinks for BODY BY OTTO's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be 
dry before long.  A 2-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into 
The Swinging Aardvark and join DEVIATION N's celebration over their good record this 
turn.  6th place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for THIRSTY 
THUGS 1415's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes 
for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join 
FH12's celebration over their good record this turn.  8th place, not bad.  If The 
Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for THIRSTY THUGS 1443's good turn, I'm afraid the 
place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join THIRSTY THUGS 1460's celebration over their 
good record this turn.  11th place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying 
drinks for THIRSTY THUGS 1501's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before 
long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging 
Aardvark and join HALFWAY CROOKS' celebration over their good record this turn.  14th 
place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for THIRSTY THUGS 1413's 
good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big 
thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join CHI 2014D's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  16th place, not bad.  If The Swinging 
Aardvark is buying drinks for NAMED BY MARK XXV's good turn, I'm afraid the place 
will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak 
into The Swinging Aardvark and join NAMED BY MARK XXVII's celebration over their good 
record this turn.  18th place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks 
for TEMPE 2014C's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 
makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and 
join DM:EPISODE 2's celebration over their good record this turn.  20th place, not 
bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for THINGS WITH NAMES' good turn, I'm 
afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-4-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any 
luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join SPIRIT'S REALM 2's celebration 
over their good record this turn.  30th place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is 
buying drinks for SEMI-WORTHLESS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before 
long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  COVEN has 
fallen to 34th place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Why not, I'm 
having a good day, so I feel sorry for TOME OF DARKNESS, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 
11 into 35th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Look out below!  SPRINGTIME 
XXXXI is on the way down, falling to 36th from 25th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  With 
any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join SEQUELS!'s celebration over 
their good record this turn.  37th place, not bad.  Why not, I'm having a good day, 
so I feel sorry for SATAN'S REINDEER 4, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 12 into 38th.  
Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for 
SPIRIT'S SPIRITS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 2-0-0 
makes for a big thirst.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  PHXFUN19 has fallen to 
42nd place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join THIRSTY THUGS 1409's celebration over their 
good record this turn.  44th place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying 
drinks for THIRSTY THUGS 1354's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before 
long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging 
Aardvark and join THIRSTY THUGS 1302's celebration over their good record this turn.  
49th place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for THIRSTY THUGS 
1303's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a 
big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join DEVIATION 
LXXV's celebration over their good record this turn.  51st place, not bad.  If The 
Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for TUM'S ALL STARS' good turn, I'm afraid the 
place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join BIG BANG THEORY's celebration over their 
good record this turn.  56th place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying 
drinks for LARGER THAN LIFE's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before 
long.  A 1-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging 
Aardvark and join VANITY's celebration over their good record this turn.  61st place, 
not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for WEAPON GENERATOR's good turn, 
I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  With 
any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join DEVIATION LXXIII's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  65th place, not bad.  If The Swinging 
Aardvark is buying drinks for KAOS 11-08's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be 
dry before long.  A 2-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into 
The Swinging Aardvark and join CHREL's celebration over their good record this turn.  
93rd place, not bad.  Look out below!  PINKEST OF FLOYD is on the way down, falling 
to 98th from 68th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I 
feel sorry for ARREST ASSURED, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 30 into 99th.  Here's my 
pity, for what it's worth.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for FEAR 
FACTORY 3's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes 
for a big thirst.  Look out below!  FEAR FACTORY 4 is on the way down, falling to 
109th from 86th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  With any luck, I can sneak into The 
Swinging Aardvark and join SKY HIGH's celebration over their good record this turn.  
116th place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for SNOWY SPRING's 
good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big 
thirst.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  HAPPY SPRING V has fallen to 118th place 
after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Why not, I'm having a good day, so 
I feel sorry for HAPPY SPRING XXIII, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 17 into 119th.  
Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Look out below!  THIRSTY THUGS 1452 is on the 
way down, falling to 120th from 104th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  With any luck, I 
can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join THIRSTY THUGS 1512's celebration over 
their good record this turn.  121st place, not bad.  Oh, this is too good to be true! 
SICK DAY 24 has fallen to 122nd place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging 
now?  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for SATAN'S WORKSHOP, who went 
0-1-0 and dropped 17 into 123rd.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Look out 
below!  THIRSTY THUGS 1509 is on the way down, falling to 124th from 107th with a 
0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, this is too good to be true!  THIRSTY GHUGS 1446 has fallen 
to 125th place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  If The Swinging 
Aardvark is buying drinks for THIRSTY THUGS 1447's good turn, I'm afraid the place 
will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak 
into The Swinging Aardvark and join THIRSTY THUGS 1453's celebration over their good 
record this turn.  128th place, not bad.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel 
sorry for THIRSTY THUGS 0513, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 82 into 129th.  Here's my 
pity, for what it's worth.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for BACON AND 
BEER's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a 
big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join 
INTELLIVISION's celebration over their good record this turn.  132nd place, not bad.  
Look out below!  BEER BEFORE BEER is on the way down, falling to 133rd from 109th 
with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, this is too good to be true!  FOOLS 2014 - XV has 
fallen to 134th place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  If The 
Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for BLOOD SYNDICATE's good turn, I'm afraid the 
place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join THIRSTY THUGS 1421's celebration over their 
good record this turn.  137th place, not bad.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I 
feel sorry for PUB CRAWLERS 2, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 87 into 139th.  Here's my 
pity, for what it's worth.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  PUB CRAWLERS 18 has 
fallen to 140th place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Look out 
below!  THIRSTY THUGS 1301 is on the way down, falling to 142nd from 116th with a 
0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for THIRSTY THUGS 
1323's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a 
big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join LIFERZ's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  144th place, not bad.  Oh, this is too 
good to be true!  THIRSTY THUGS 1356 has fallen to 145th place after going 0-1-0 this 
turn.  Who's bragging now?  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for CODE 
NAMES 34, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 92 into 146th.  Here's my pity, for what it's 
worth.  Look out below!  TEMPE II III is on the way down, falling to 150th from 57th 
with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, this is too good to be true!  DEVIATION XLX has 
fallen to 151st place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Look out 
below!  4-LETTER PIZZA is on the way down, falling to 156th from 127th with a 0-1-0!  
Ha ha ha ha!  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for STORMY'S TROOPERS, 
who went 0-1-0 and dropped 28 into 157th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Oh, 
this is too good to be true!  OTTODROME 149 has fallen to 159th place after going 
0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Look out below!  MY HEROES! is on the way 
down, falling to 166th from 146th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, this is too good 
to be true!  KAOS 12-10 has fallen to 167th place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's 
bragging now?  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for KAOS 14-10, who 
went 0-1-0 and dropped 14 into 171st.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Look out 
below!  FEARSOME 5 is on the way down, falling to 174th from 161st with a 0-2-0!  Ha 
ha ha ha!  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see SLOTH LIASON win a fight 
and gain 25 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, SLOTH LIASON beat CAPTAIN MAGMA and CAPTAIN 
MAGMA lost 21 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and inability to 
defend the throne, CENT has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm 
earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as MARK TWAIN takes the Title 
and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Swinging Aardvark, 
humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From 
BLACKSTONE's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  THINGS WITH NAMES, I suppose you'll be glad to know 
you were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  
And it looks like TWISTED AND SICK avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of 
would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, HI-TOP FADE 
was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for BLACKSTONE's 
morgue.  More variety.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARK TWAIN 38966              6   5    105         LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CONSPIRACY THEORY 30698       7   5    104         FLOYD RADIO (5411)        
 SPECTRE 46450                 9   2    103         SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)   
-KYREE 16619                  13   6    102         SUPE FORCES AA08 (2938)   
 CRUTCH 15431                 11   6    102         OLD ONE (2726)            
 WET SNUB 32054               19  14    101         PHILLY X (5632)           
 CONIC BRAVERY 50326           6   4    100         HALLOWEEN 14D (8641)      
-THE WHITE WHALE 47164         9   3  1  96         GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)      
 SLOTH LIASON 51421            8   1     95         THIRSTY THUGS 1443 (8827) 
-ASSORTED SNACKS 30088        12   3  2  94         THE MOTHERSHIP AK (4667)  
 DENALI 19523                 10   8  1  94         SKY HIGH (3465)           
 RANTKIN 17832                 9  12     93         STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TOO HIGH 26783               16  11     90         INNERVISIONS (4748)       
-THE GNOME 26786              17  11     84         PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 
 HI-TOP FADE 30902            10  26     84         HAIR DAY (5440)           
-SAINT ANNIE 41396             6   1  1  84         TOM THUMB BLUES (7203)    
 NASTY GROATS 54341            7   4     83         PHXFUN18 (9372)           
 EX SAINT 30768                9  11     82         KAOS 11-08 (3833)         
-HOT MESS 45578               11  10  1  81         VANITY (5432)             
 MOON PIE 40905               10  13     80         BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    
-CURSE 48900                   7   4  1  80         REVIEW 2 (8408)           
-KID COLA 30693               10   5     79         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
 WHIRLING INSOMNIA 34482       9   3     79         DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)       
 PRODIGY 45719                 7   7     78         HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)     
-FUZZY LOGIC 36721             7   2     78         ARCANE COCKTAILS (6418)   
 GRIPEY LLAMA 47985            5   5  1  77         CHI 2014D (8300)          
-POP GUN 44904                 6   6  2  75         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 CAPTAIN MAGMA 44594           6   3     75         NAMED BY MARK XXIII (7743)
-SKINNER 46102                 4   5     75         XCOM BETA (7965)          
 BEDTIME 49248                10  41     74         BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 
 INDIANA JONES 46411           6   4     74         80S MOVIES (8020)         
-WARBLING CUCKOO 32950        10  15     73         HIGH WATER (5779)         
-EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT 43800    8   4     73         STATIC SANITY (7606)      
-MAJESTIC BELL 32914           3   1     73         CHIMES OF FREEDOM (5772)  
-MC REN 27222                 13   6     71         N.W.A. (4830)             
-BONITO PICAROS 28846          9   6  1  70         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
-DOOM BISCUIT 26215           11  13  1  69         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 FIRE IN BABYLON 43050         8   7  1  69         FEAR FACTORY 4 (7486)     
 A TALE OF 300 33216           8   6     69         DEVIATION XLX (5821)      
 HEARTH BAH 54464              6   3     69         PHXFUN43 (9397)           
-PICKLED NEWT 44178            5   3     69         PUB CRAWLERS 5 (7672)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAIR CHIME 47541              9   5  1  68         THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216) 
-BRUISE 41926                  9   3     68         COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    
 SPACEMAN GIRLFRIEND 42454     5   0  1  68         TEMPE 2014C (7380)        
-MEGA GATOR VS PREDAT 33668    9   4     67         BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 
-SUNSHINE SUPERMAN 30942       7   7  1  67         D DAY (5448)              

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CITADEL 33872                 9   5     66         CODE NAMES 34 (5934)      
-SALSA CALIENTE 35328          7   7     66         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
-SAUL STISS 43803              5   5     66         HOLLY DAYS (7607)         
 MATT THE HAT 44616            4   5     66         NAMED BY MARK XXVII (7747)
 WHOA NELLY 36290             10  15     65         DEVIATION LXXIII (6292)   
-SEPTUM DRESS 54429            5   1     65         PHXFUN36 (9390)           
-MOOSE 19656                   9   6     64         SUPE FORCES 6A11 (3491)   
-JERWANN 16597                 7   9     64         SUPE FORCES AA04 (2934)   
 SASMA 47473                   6   8     64         THIRSTY THUGS 1421 (8202) 
-FRACTURED FURY 47055          6   4     64         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 XABI 35455                    6   5     64         THIRSTY THUGS 1302 (6200) 
-MOOSE HAT 37648               5   1  1  64         THINGS FORGOTTEN (6595)   
-JESSE CUSTER 48906            5   1     63         PREACHER (8409)           
-CAN'T BEAT TUM 40978          9   7     62         THE GREAT TMM (7146)      
-PAPYRUS PEAR 52157            4   1     62         STORMY'S TROOPERS B (8964)
 ROCM 19122                   10  11     61         CHREL (3390)              
-SAUSAGE FINGERS 31771         7   6     61         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 WEBBED OHS 44463              4   2     61         MOR WINT TEAMS XXII (7718)
-ROSA MEXICANA 35386          10   6     60         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
-CALM BOMB 42607              10   6     60         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
 3 LIBRAS 43047                7   9     60         FEAR FACTORY 3 (7485)     
 SMELLY SOCKS 29650            3   1     60         TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)    
 ISOLATED ANGEL 41325          6   4  1  59         KAOS 12-10 (6603)         
 MUSH 27306                    6   5     59         4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)     
-ADDICTION 48891               5   3     59         REVIEW (8406)             
 JAM MASTER JAY 35959         10  15     58         DEVIATION LXXIII (6292)   
-EMPOWER 41927                 7   4  2  58         COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    
-TIN WOMAN 42604               7   0     58         WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       
-ERNIE ERNESTO 48896           6   4     58         FINGER LICKIN (8407)      
-STEALING 48901                4   3  1  58         REVIEW 2 (8408)           
 HARVEST MOON 44162            4   3     58         PUB CRAWLERS 2 (7669)     
-KARDASHIAN 38062              3   3     58         UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394) 
-GRATITUDE 48883               4   0  2  57         THAT'S RIGHT (8405)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BALTIMORE ZOO 45874           7   5     56         BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)   
 SAUSAGE PUFF 45806            6  11     56         BACON AND BEER (7915)     
 MR. POTATO HEADLESS 50984     6   4     56         SATAN'S WORKSHOP (8760)   
 POLYMER BINNACLE 54345        6   3     56         PHXFUN19 (9373)           
-MUGATU MORIATU 47451          4   7     56         STORMYS TROOPERS B5 (8198)
 SAUCY ALCOHOL 51527           3   5     56         THIRSTY THUGS 1453 (8848) 
-REDICULOUS 41392             10   7     55         SIC 'EM (7202)            
 ILL SHIVER 38385              8   8  1  55         KAOS 11-08 (3833)         
-HOTEL ARIZONA 29194           8   3  1  54         BEING THERE (5172)        
 FOG HAMMER 41370              7  13     54         WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   
-PERFECT FROG 26436            6  15     54         BATTLE FROGS 3 (4690)     
-HOCUS POCUS 33620             5   3     54         MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   
 DOUBLE PLAY 39527            11   8  2  53         DEVIATION N (6900)        
 ATO'D 35460                   7   8     53         THIRSTY THUGS 1303 (6201) 
 DUCKY RERUN 45142             7   2     53         FOOLS 2014 - XV (7833)    
 STAN THE BURPER 44608         4   1     53         NAMED BY MARK XXV (7745)  
 *AHOTAN 37766                 4   4     53         LIFERZ (6613)             
-AYEOOI 16569                  7   7     52         SUPE FORCES 9A07 (2928)   
 SPOILED PORK 51554            5   3     52         THIRSTY THUGS 1447 (8854) 
-WOOLY BULLY 47444             2   3     52         STORMYS TROOPERS B6 (8197)
-EMPTY CASKET 43915            2   5     52         ISIS (7622)               

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RADICAL PLASMA 47490          7  10     51         THIRSTY THUGS 1409 (8206) 
 SHARP TIE 38182              11  13     50         VANITY (5432)             
-PRIMERIDIAN 44883             7   4  1  50         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 MODRIC 39190                  7   7     50         THIRSTY THUGS 1356 (6834) 
 AGAIN WE RISE 43063           7  13     50         FEAR FACTORY 6 (7488)     
-BRONSKI BEAT 30643            6   3     50         SDSU COLLEGE RADIO (5400) 
-FERRET 49307                  5   2     50         WILD THINGS (6974)        
-ECO POWER 51863               4   2     50         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
-GUERILLA RADIO 29239          8   8     49         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
-SOMEBODY 33706                7  12     49         GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)      
 WRATH ELITISM 53261           5   0     49         THIRSTY THUGS 1501 (9179) 
 MUDDY HERETIC 51491           6   1     48         THIRSTY THUGS 1460 (8841) 
 ZOMBIE BABY 53039             5   1     48         SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   
-CELESTE 49312                 3   3     48         D DAY (5448)              
-ESMERELDA 24785               2   6     48         SUPE FORCES 7A05 (4403)   
 WEENIE DEN 55871              5   2     47         SPRINGTIME XXXXI (9651)   
 BONDS 30305                   5   0     47         SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     
-MADISON WAVE 42236            3   2     47         STORMY'S TROOPERS U (7339)
 KING JAMES 41525              8   8  2  46         DEVIATION N (6900)        
-CHAOTIC QUEEN 29615           7   7     46         SUPERIOR FORCES 3B0 (5236)
 SLAIN MELEE 47553             5   3  2  46         THIRSTY THUGS 1415 (8218) 
 CHOICE CUT 41524              5   3     46         DEVIATION N (6900)        
-GRACEFUL KING 29619           5   9     46         SUPERIOR FORCES 3B0 (5237)
-SCHNOOKLEWUGGY 16559          6   9     45         SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)   
-TESTIFY 29237                 6   9     45         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
-THE MYSTERY 29617             4   8     44         SUPERIOR FORCES 3B0 (5237)
 BIRD TURGLAR 56624           11   3  1  43         TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   
 LOVE BITES 46399              6   7     43         80'S MUSIC (8017)         
 SPECTRE 46385                 5   4     42         SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)     
 KILLER CUPID 51038            4   3     42         SATAN'S REINDEER 4 (8770) 
 LADY MADONNA 41140            4   5     42         DEVIATION LXXV (6294)     
 HAPPY HOUR 34864              3   1     42         EMPTY ROOM (6103)         
-MOLOKO 45385                  8   7     41         3 FLOYDS BREWING (7267)   
 LEMON 55993                   3   3     40         MY HEROES! (9676)         
-HORRIBLE HAIRMONSTER 50289    1   1     40         MARK'S MASTERPIECE (8636) 
 JO ANN SUE 48148              6  12     39         THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 
-MAIM AND POP 49239            5   1  1  39         GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    
-POLLY 49316                   5   3     39         NEVERMIND (4449)          
-PULLING TEETH 43042           4   5     39         FEAR FACTORY 2 (7484)     
-BOBO 49218                    3   1  1  39         WAY OUT (8451)            
 BLIND PIKE 53219              4   4     38         THIRSTY THUGS 1509 (9171) 
 GLOBULAR VENALITY 54215       4   7     38         SICK DAY 25 (9347)        
 THE REAL DEAL 55132           4   0     38         FH12 (9511)               
-POKEY 56464                   3   0     38         THE BIG BLEED (8732)      
 ASTROSMASH 45840              2   4     38         INTELLIVISION (7922)      
 MATA 39196                    5   4     37         THIRSTY THUGS 1354 (6836) 
 VILGARN WILL 49037            4   3     37         KAOS 14-10 (8432)         
-CGI 38037                     3   5     36         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
-MOON LANDING 44902            3   2     36         BEING THERE (5172)        
 CARD SHARK 40444              4   4  1  35         FEARSOME 5 (6653)         
 ERROR 47622                   4   5     35         ERRONE (8231)             
 SANGREAL 54993                3   2     35         FINAL CRUSADE (9483)      
-HAPPY DAYS 39328              6   4     34         BEING THERE (5172)        
 AGNOSTIC CHASER 54207         5   3     34         SICK DAY 24 (9346)        
 HAAGENSON 45814               4   4     34         BLOOD SYNDICATE (7917)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOUGH SQUARE 56622            8   4  1  33         TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   
 CATCH HER IN THE EYE 55987    3   2     33         SEQUELS! (9675)           
 SOULBREAKER 51701             3   2     33         BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)  
-P190 51347                    2   1     33         VOLVO (5713)              
 SHAPELESS PURIST 56034        2   4     32         HAPPY SPRING V (9684)     
 ALCOHOL DELI 53208            2   5     32         THIRSTY THUGS 1512 (9168) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUBINSTEIN 35548              3   5     31         THIRSTY THUGS 1323 (6218) 
-HATEFUL 45677                 3   2     31         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
-DRAIN YOU 25041               3  12     31         NEVERMIND (4449)          
-WTG 50486                     2   0     31         SUPERIOR FORCES DA0 (8673)
-COMPANY MAN 23468             3   1     30         FIRST IMPRESSION (4153)   
-REMEDIAL PRESS 55137          2   0     30         FH13 (9512)               
 HEAD BUCKET 51531             1   3     30         THIRSTY THUGS 1452 (8849) 
-LOTTO 54527                   2   0  1  29         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
-DJ YELLA 27223                1   3  1  29         N.W.A. (4830)             
-BERTHA MASON 32951            1   8     29         HIGH WATER (5779)         
-CHANC 50476                   1   2     29         SUPERIOR FORCES DA0 (8671)
-WITCH SEASON 34450            6   1     28         D DAY (5448)              
 HELLO KILLER 45154            6  10     28         WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   
-JODY 48910                    2   4     28         THE L'ANGELLES (8410)     
-SPANISH BOMBS 45678           2   2     28         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
-HOUSEBROKEN 36000             2   0     28         IMPROPERLY (6297)         
-HEY BUDDY 53756               2   1     27         NU BLU (9256)             
-ROCKET POWER 51330            2   1     27         ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    
 KISS 43774                    2   3     27         MORE-ER STUFF (7601)      
-CHEYENNE BOOTS 42241          1   4     27         STORMY'S TROOPERS W (7340)
 BOMBASTIC LEMMING 56620       5   7  1  26         TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   
 ZORRO 56621                   4   2  2  26         TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   
-BROKEN TOLL 32913             4   0  1  26         CHIMES OF FREEDOM (5772)  
 TELELESTAI 53484              2   5     26         KHORS GUARDIANS KJV (9203)
-PLAINTIVE KING 55845          0   4     26         SPRINGTIME XXXVII (9647)  
-OLU DARA 53740                2   0     25         JONES (9253)              
-LOTUS MICHELLE 47828          2   2     24         SUPERIOR FORCES 700 (8269)
-CLUMPHORN 16578               2   4     24         SUPE FORCES 9A09 (2930)   
-DA1 48882                     2   4     24         THAT'S RIGHT (8405)       
-SLEEPY JEAN 52171             0   6     24         STORM RECKONING (8967)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CATCH 22 50733                3   1     23         N.W.A. (4830)             
-KAREEM 30615                  2   1     23         UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394) 
-NAS 53739                     2   0     23         JONES (9253)              
 FLAT TIRE 47527               1   1     23         ALIBIS (8213)             
 SINEWY SLEUTH 56004           2   2     22         SNOWY SPRING (9678)       
 LAX LAWRENCE 43527            1   2  1  22         OTTODROME 149 (7578)      
-MCTWIST 52609                 1   0  1  22         SKATE DRAGONS! (9053)     
 WHITE BULL 44243              3   2     21         PUB CRAWLERS 18 (7685)    
-MAYAN HEX 55038               2   1     21         ANCIENT CURSE (9492)      
-LINT 49584                    1   1  1  21         4-LETTER DIRT (8504)      
-KANE 53757                    1   0     21         LEGEND CONTINUES (9257)   
-WEBBED ROWS 54716             1   1     21         SPIDER CREW (9446)        
-BULY 56423                    4   2     20         FAMILY PETS (5780)        
-UNARMED ROAD 32916            2   2     20         CHIMES OF FREEDOM (5772)  
 TEMP STALKER 51559            2   2     20         THIRSTY GHUGS 1446 (8855) 
-GLITZ LEMUR 43373             1   1     20         THIRSTY THUGS 1402 (7550) 
 SOLICITATION 54546            2   2  1  19         ARREST ASSURED (9413)     
 BUBBLE 53872                  2   3     19         ERR25 (9279)              
 ABDUL ALHAZRED 55485          2   2     19         TOME OF DARKNESS (9575)   
 YAGA 55357                    2   1     19         COVEN (9553)              
-THE FART IN OUR CARS 49586    1   3  1  19         SEQUELS (8505)            
-VIRUS 55994                   1   2     19         MY HEROES! (9676)         
-CUTE SNOTLING 50303           1   0     19         SUPERIOR FORCES DA0 (8674)
-RIGHT TIME 53751              1   2     19         THE ONE YOU LOVE (9255)   
 MEG RYAN 50754                1   0     19         HAS BEENS (8718)          
-LION IN WAIT 56311            1   2     19         I'M LION (9414)           
-PURPLE PIGGY 39362            1   0     19         ANIMALS (6869)            
-AORTA 50838                   2   3  1  18         THE BIG BLEED (8732)      
-CLOUDY DAY 45887              1   3     18         DIPSOMANIACS (7932)       
 PIQUE 35450                   1   3     18         THIRSTY THUGS 1301 (6199) 
 ROMPER FLOAT 56128            1   3     18         HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703) 

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOW PILE 43378                1   3     18         THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551) 
-KOOL KEITH 53742              1   1     18         ULTRAMAGNETIC (9254)      
-EAZY-E 50732                  1   3     18         N.W.A. (4830)             
-SCENARIO 45487                4   2  1  17         EPIC RAP (7883)           
-I'LL BITE YOU!! 35360         1   2     17         DEVIL DOGS (2867)         
-WATCHING SCOTTY DIE 45465     1   2     17         BUCKY FELLINI (7882)      
-TWILIGHT SPARKLE 49492        1   0     17         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-I'M LION DEAD 56575           1   0     17         I'M LION (9414)           
 MOE THE COW 56604             1   2     17         THINGS WITH NAMES (9748)  
-WAFFLE ZOMBIE 51343           1   1     16         MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   
 DOG ATE IT 47529              1   1     16         ALIBIS (8213)             
-MIDNIGHT CREEP 53731          0   4     16         BACK UP MAN (9251)        
 PRETTY IN PINK 56450          2   3     15         80S MOVIES (8020)         
 FAT OLD SUN 56360             1   1  1  15         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   
-CAN'T STAND IT 48801          1   1  1  15         SUMMERTEETH (8396)        
 JOLLY GREEN 47699             0   1     15         GIANTS (8246)             
 CHERUB 54957                  1   1     14         RAGE OF HEAVEN (9476)     
-POISON OAK 49383              3   2  1  13         WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      
-CARLISE 53754                 2   1     13         NU BLU (9256)             
-JOHN WAYNE MACY'S 49236       1   2  1  13         GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    
-PV-60 50277                   1   0     13         VOLVO (5713)              
 UNTACTFUL WACKO 14904         1   0     13         THE ORLANDO MOB 40 (2625) 
-RIOT 48887                    1   4     13         REVIEW (8406)             
-CARNIE VAL 56519              1   0     13         HOLLY DAYS (7607)         
-RADAR LOVE 56371              1   0     12         COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    
-S.M. JOHNSON 50807            0   2     12         ROCK RIDGE 17 (8726)      
 ANGEL HAIR 54540              0   2     12         PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     
-33% GOD 49199                 1   2     11         D & O (8447)              
-UP 34 53727                   2   2     10         BACK UP MAN (9251)        
-DAINTREE 46727                1   0     10         STORMY'S TROOPERS A (8077)
-WAFFLES & CHICKEN 56392       1   0     10         MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   
-X162 56390                    1   0     10         VOLVO (5713)              
-REVOLUTION 32296              1   0     10         LEGIONS OF HELL (5678)    
 POORLY SUHTED 56436           1   0      9         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
-MONEY MARK 48895              2   2      8         FINGER LICKIN (8407)      
-DESERT WATER 56535            1   1      8         ARCANE COCKTAILS (6418)   
-THIRD HUBBY 43368             1   1      8         THIRSTY THUGS 1401 (7549) 
 ED THE LAVA FLOW 56606        2   1      7         THINGS WITH NAMES (9748)  
-VAINLY ASSAULT 51536          0   1      7         THIRSTY THUGS 1451 (8850) 
-DIAMOND RUGS 56381            0   1      7         FLOYD RADIO (5411)        
 CRUNCHY FROG 56623            1   2      6         TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   
-FINISHED LINE 49240           1   2      6         GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    
-HEMO 56459                    1   2      5         THE BIG BLEED (8732)      
 ADRIAN THE TICK 56607         1   2      5         THINGS WITH NAMES (9748)  
 PEPPY THE ROACH 56608         1   2      5         THINGS WITH NAMES (9748)  
-MUGGER 38018                  1   2      5         FEARSOME 5 (6653)         
-SHELLS 54541                  0   1      5         PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     
-B-BOY STANCE 54599            0   1      5         ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    
 CROME 55362                   0   1      5         SHINE ON (9554)           
-SYSTEM 48884                  1   1      4         THAT'S RIGHT (8405)       
-PIG 56599                     0   1      2         WILD THINGS (6974)        
-IRISH ROSE 56600              0   1      1         WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      
 IVY THE DAISY 56643           0   1      1         THINGS WITH NAMES (9748)  
-RIP TIDE 56629                0   1      1         WILD THINGS (6974)        
-MARIAH 56602                  0   1      1         WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MJ 23 53729             1  3 0 BACK UP MAN 9251     FAT OLD SUN 56360     190   
DAP 49040               0  1 0 BATTLE FROGS 14 8433 DARK CHAMPION         191  NONE
DAS 49043               0  1 0 BATTLE FROGS 14 8433 HIGH ELF              191  NONE
STONEY 49042            0  1 0 BATTLE FROGS 14 8433 SHEWISH GIANT         191  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ROTHSTEIN 42140         2  3 0 CASINO 7324          STEALING 48901        189   
LAST CHILD 49157        4  3 0 CLASSIC ROCK 4889    LAX LAWRENCE 43527    190   
CHEWBACA 45695          0  1 0 DEVIL DOGS 2867      JOHN WAYNE MACY 49236 190   
GUMBO 2 56635           0  1 0 FEARSOME 5 6653      SHEWISH GIANT         191  NONE
PELICAN PRETRIA 48988   5  4 0 FULLY CAFFEINAT 8427 SAINT ANNIE 41396     188   
JUKISS 53737            1  1 0 JONES 9253           MCTWIST 52609         190   
DA MILL 42927           0  1 0 LARGER THAN LIF 4681 SHEWISH GIANT         191  NONE
SWEET SHOT! 38465       1  1 0 SPORTING 6714        SLAIN MELEE 47553     190   
COLONIAL BUMPER 55778   2  1 0 SPRINGTIME XXII 9633 LOTTO 54527           190   
SECULAR OTTER 47495     2  5 1 THIRSTY THUGS 1 8207 LINT 49584            189   
PRESTO GEISHA 51434     2  4 0 THIRSTY THUGS 1 8830 SOLICITATION 54546    190   
SHABAZZ 35353           3  4 0 UCLA COLLEGE RA 5394 MOOSE HAT 37648       190   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA MILL was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STONEY was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DAP was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
DAS was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
GUMBO 2 was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SPECTRE demolished RANTKIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
BONDS defeated LEMON in a exciting 3 minute Challenge struggle.
DENALI viciously subdued HI-TOP FADE in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge competition.
HARVEST MOON lost to LAIR CHIME in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
KILLER CUPID was vanquished by SASMA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ZOMBIE BABY overpowered AGNOSTIC CHASER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MR. POTATO HEADLESS was overpowered by HEARTH BAH in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
FAT OLD SUN was bested by SINEWY SLEUTH in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
ABDUL ALHAZRED was subdued by ALCOHOL DELI in a 1 minute Challenge match.
WHITE BULL was savagely defeated by RUBINSTEIN in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
CRUTCH savagely defeated BEDTIME in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome veteran's duel.
WET SNUB handily defeated FIRE IN BABYLON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WEBBED RYME was devastated by CONIC BRAVERY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CAPTAIN MAGMA was overpowered by SLOTH LIASON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NASTY GROATS was overpowered by MARK TWAIN in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
DUCKY RERUN was handily defeated by PRODIGY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MOON PIE overpowered POLYMER BINNACLE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
MUSH was overpowered by GRIPEY LLAMA in a 1 minute uneven fray.
EX SAINT viciously subdued CITADEL in a exciting 3 minute gory veteran's contest.
A TALE OF 300 was narrowly defeated by WHIRLING INSOMNIA in a 3 minute veteran's duel.
BIRD TURGLAR was vanquished by MATT THE HAT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
INDIANA JONES overpowered CHOICE CUT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BALTIMORE ZOO was overpowered by WEBBED OHS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SPACEMAN GIRLFRIEND handily defeated KING JAMES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ISOLATED ANGEL was luckily beaten by WHOA NELLY in a 1 minute expert's fight.
HAPPY HOUR was overcome by RADICAL PLASMA in a 1 minute fight.
ROCM overpowered CARD SHARK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DOUBLE PLAY defeated JO ANN SUE in a popular 1 minute veteran's bout.
FOG HAMMER overcame MODRIC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
GLOBULAR VENALITY was viciously subdued by WRATH ELITISM in a 2 minute bloody fight.
3 LIBRAS demolished ERROR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
AGAIN WE RISE was beaten by *AHOTAN in a 1 minute veteran's fray.
SMELLY SOCKS demolished SOULBREAKER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
STAN THE BURPER subdued BLIND PIKE in a popular 4 minute duel.
ILL SHIVER beat HEAD BUCKET in a 1 minute duel.
SHARP TIE beat BOMBASTIC LEMMING in a exciting 1 minute competition.
SAUSAGE PUFF handily defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
TOUGH SQUARE was demolished by SAUCY ALCOHOL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
XABI devastated LOVE BITES in a action packed 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
SPOILED PORK overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MUDDY HERETIC viciously subdued TELELESTAI in a 2 minute brutal match.
JAM MASTER JAY luckily beat WEENIE DEN in a popular 3 minute gruesome battle.
SLAIN MELEE beat VILGARN WILL in a 2 minute bout.
ATO'D handily defeated SHAPELESS PURIST in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
SANGREAL demolished PIQUE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE REAL DEAL overpowered SOLICITATION in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
YAGA was defeated by KISS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
SPECTRE devastated VAN RUYTEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ASTROSMASH demolished HELLO KILLER in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
TEMP STALKER was overpowered by CATCH HER IN THE EYE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HAAGENSON demolished CHERUB in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
LAX LAWRENCE was overpowered by LADY MADONNA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MATA devastated DOG ATE IT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BUBBLE was devastated by FLAT TIRE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
GUNCOTTON beat ROMPER FLOAT in a popular 1 minute match.
ANGEL HAIR was vanquished by MOE THE COW in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PRETTY IN PINK was subdued by ZORRO in a popular 5 minute bloody conflict.
COTTONS overpowered ED THE LAVA FLOW in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CRUNCHY FROG subdued JOLLY GREEN in a 1 minute duel.
ADRIAN THE TICK was vanquished by MEG RYAN in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
PEPPY THE ROACH was overpowered by UNTACTFUL WACKO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
POORLY SUHTED beat IVY THE DAISY in a 2 minute novice's battle.
DEATH KNIGHT vanquished CROME in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      31         STRIKING ATTACK  224 - 172 - 11      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  28         WALL OF STEEL     68 -  68 -  7      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 25         LUNGING ATTACK   160 - 174 -  7      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         SLASHING ATTACK   83 -  91 -  5      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  19 -  1      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         AIMED BLOW       165 - 232 -  6      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         TOTAL PARRY       62 -  89 -  3      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  36 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  12 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  69 -  0      16  |

Turn 191 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    18 - 10     STRIKING ATTACK   12 - 13         4  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  3     AIMED BLOW        14 - 17         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  6     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  3         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  6     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  MARK TWAIN -26570           6   5  0  105 LARGER THAN LIFE (4681)
LUNGING ATTACK   SPECTRE -19086              9   2  0  103 SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)
AIMED BLOW       WET SNUB 32054             19  14  0  101 PHILLY X (5632)
SLASHING ATTACK  NASTY GROATS -11195         7   4  0   83 PHXFUN18 (9372)
WALL OF STEEL    WHIRLING INSOMNIA -31054    9   3  0   79 DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)
TOTAL PARRY      CITADEL -31664              9   5  0   66 CODE NAMES 34 (5934)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is HI-TOP FADE 30902.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was A TALE OF 300 -32320.  The ten other most popular fighters were WEENIE DEN 
-9665, DENALI 19523, EX SAINT 30768, BLIND PIKE -12317, LEMON -9543, CRUTCH 15431, 
STAN THE BURPER -20928, FOG HAMMER -24166, ZORRO -8915, and SPECTRE -19086.

The least popular fighter this week was CROME -10174.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were IVY THE DAISY -8893, JOLLY GREEN -17837, ED THE LAVA FLOW -8930, ANGEL 
HAIR -10996, BUBBLE -11664, DOG ATE IT -18007, CHERUB -10579, TEMP STALKER -13977, 
HELLO KILLER -20382, and SOLICITATION -10990.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WEBBED RYME (84--32417) TEMPE II III