DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/15/2015    Duedate: 10/28/2015

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 194

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LOVELY
SWEETNESS (6708)
(84-38435) [12-2-1,134]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LOVELY                         BONDS
SWEETNESS (6708)               SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)
(84-38435) [12-2-1,134]        (84-30305) [7-0-0,63]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HI-TOP FADE                    KILLER CUPID
HAIR DAY (5440)                SATAN'S REINDEER 4 (8770)
(84-30902) [11-28-0,89]        (84-51038) [5-5-0,48]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PASTA LA VISTA (9412)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)       46 
2. PHILANTHROPISTS A (6625)      37    SWEETNESS (6708)
3. PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)       30    Unchartered Team
4. KAOS 11-08 (3833)             29 
5. PASTA LA VISTA (9412)         26 THIRSTY THUGS 1501 (9179)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*THIRSTY THUGS 1501 (9179)  7   0  0 100.   1/82*PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     4  0 1
 2- 3*HAS BEENS (8718)           2   0  0 100.   2/46*UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      4  5 1
 3- 4*ANIMALS (6869)             2   0  0 100.   3/ 1 TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   4  9 0
 4/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 12 (6630)  1   0  0 100.   4- 2*SOME OLD B (8453)         3  0 1
 5/ 0*BIRTHDAY CAKE (3679)       1   0  0 100.   5/26*RAGE OF HEAVEN (9476)     3  0 0
 6- 7 THIRSTY THUGS 1443 (8827)  9   1  0 90.0   6/30*HAPPY SPRING V (9684)     3  0 0
 7/ 9*SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)      7   1  0 87.5   7/37 THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)    3  0 0
 8/10 SWEETNESS (6708)          12   2  1 85.7   8/20 SWEETNESS (6708)          3  0 0
 9-11*TEMPE 2014C (7380)         5   1  1 83.3   9- 6 HIGH WATER (5779)         3  0 0
10/16*RAGE OF HEAVEN (9476)      4   1  0 80.0  10- 7*VOLVO (5713)              3  0 0
11-12*SPRINGTIME XXXXI (9651)    7   2  0 77.8  11/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS A (6625)  3  1 1
12-15*TODAY TOO (4626)           6   2  0 75.0  12/22 UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394) 3  1 0
13/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS A (6625)   3   1  1 75.0  13/47*D-HIVE (7962)             3  2 1
14-17*COVEN (9553)               3   1  0 75.0  14/45 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     3  2 0
15-19*BODY BY OTTO (9409)        8   3  3 72.7  15/ 9*SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   3  3 1
16/22 DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)       13   5  0 72.2  16/50*A HIVE (7959)             3  3 0
17-21 TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)    24  10  1 70.6  17/53 SICK DAY 25 (9347)        3  4 0
18-23 4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)     14   6  0 70.0  18/99 THIRSTY THUGS 1356 (6834) 2  0 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-24 PHXFUN19 (9373)            7   3  0 70.0  19/76 WILD STYLE (5442)         2  0 1
20/13*SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)    9   4  1 69.2  20-28*SPRINGTIME XXXXI (9651)   2  0 0
21-25 SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)    9   4  0 69.2  21/15*THIRSTY THUGS 1501 (9179) 2  0 0
22/26 WILD STYLE (5442)         15   7  1 68.2  22/70 MUFFINS! IV (7752)        2  0 0
23-27 OLD ONE (2726)            12   6  0 66.7  23- 3 SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)     2  0 0
24/34 NAMED BY MARK XXII (7743)  8   4  0 66.7  24- 4 THIRSTY THUGS 1421 (8202) 2  0 0
25-28*JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)       6   3  1 66.7  25/16 THIRSTY THUGS 1409 (8206) 2  0 0
26-30*THIRSTY THUGS 1447 (8854)  6   3  0 66.7  26/19 THIRSTY THUGS 1323 (6218) 2  0 0
27-31*JONES (9253)               6   3  0 66.7  27/21*SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     2  0 0
28/14*NAMED BY MARK XXV (7745)   6   3  0 66.7  28-23 BIRDEMIC (5439)           2  0 0
29/37 THIRSTY THUGS 1415 (8218)  7   4  2 63.6  29/24 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    2  0 0
30-32 THIRSTY THUGS 1355 (6837)  7   4  1 63.6  30/29 MY HEROES! (9676)         2  1 0
31-35 CODE NAMES 34 (5934)      10   6  0 62.5  31-31*THE BIG BLEED (8732)      2  1 0
32/20*BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)   5   3  0 62.5  32/32*BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)  2  1 0
33/43 SATAN'S WORKSHOP (8760)    8   5  0 61.5  08/108 SATAN'S WORKSHOP (8760)   2  1 0
34-36*SOME OLD B (8453)         11   7  2 61.1  34/35 HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)     2  1 0
35/42 THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)    14   9  0 60.9  35/38*INTELLIVISION (7922)      2  1 0
36-38*PHILANTHROPISTS30 (1636)   6   4  0 60.0  36/39 BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)   2  1 0
37-39*BORDERLANDS 2 (7800)       3   2  1 60.0  37/40 THIRSTY THUGS 1415 (8218) 2  1 0
38/46 THIRSTY THUGS 1356 (6834) 20  14  1 58.8  38/94 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)    2  1 0
39/51 THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216) 10   7  1 58.8  19/119 NAMED BY MARK XXII (7743) 2  1 0
40-44 SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)      7   5  0 58.3  40/ 5*NAMED BY MARK XXV (7745)  2  1 0
41-45 PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 22  16  0 57.9  41/41 DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)       2  1 0
42-47 IN THE WIND (5770)        23  17  3 57.5  42/42 THIRSTY THUGS 1302 (6200) 2  1 0
43-49 FOOLS 2014 - XV (7833)     8   6  0 57.1  25/125 NEVERMIND (4449)          2  2 1
44/57 THIRSTY THUGS 1302 (6200)  8   6  0 57.1  44-48*GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    2  2 0
45-50*FINAL CRUSADE (9483)       4   3  0 57.1  45/49 KAOS 11-08 (3833)         2  2 0
46/74*HAPPY SPRING V (9684)      5   4  0 55.6  46/34*SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      2  3 0
47-54*THIRSTY THUGS 1509 (9171)  5   4  0 55.6  47-51*C HIVE (7961)             2  3 0
48/41 TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   35  29  5 54.7  26/126 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  2  4 0
49-56 DEVIATION N (6900)        31  26  4 54.4  27/127 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  2  4 0
50/71 HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)      9   8  0 52.9  50-54*ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    2  5 0
51-58*GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    10   9  2 52.6  34/134*THE DONALD (9408)         2  6 0
52-59 SKY HIGH (3465)           10   9  1 52.6  33/133 FEARSOME 5 (6653)         2  6 0
53/52 BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)   10   9  0 52.6  53-56 SUMMERTEETH (8396)        1  0 1
54-60 REVIEW 2 (8408)           12  11  2 52.2  54-58 HURRICANE (5905)          1  0 1
55/65 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)   114 108  1 51.4  55-57 HERO BLUES (5768)         1  0 1
56-62 N.W.A. (4830)             19  18  1 51.4  56-83*COVEN (9553)              1  0 0
57-64 SUMMERTEETH (8396)        86  82  5 51.2  57-84*SHINE ON (9554)           1  0 0
58/61 BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 69  66  3 51.1  58-89 PHXFUN19 (9373)           1  0 0
59-66 EPIC RAP (7883)           35  35  7 50.0  59/ 0*DRIPPING WITH... (9163)   1  0 0
60/ 0 BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY I (4624) 34  34  1 50.0  60-87*THIRSTY THUGS 1509 (9171) 1  0 0
61-67 BUCKY FELLINI (7882)      26  26  0 50.0  61-12 THIRSTY THUGS 1443 (8827) 1  0 0
62/63 PHILLY X (5632)           20  20  0 50.0  62-61*SHAKE FOR ME (9252)       1  0 0
63-68 STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  17  17  0 50.0  63-62*JONES (9253)              1  0 0
64-69 HURRICANE (5905)          13  13  1 50.0  64-63*ULTRAMAGNETIC (9254)      1  0 0
65-70 SIC 'EM (7202)            11  11  0 50.0  65-13*THIRSTY THUGS 1453 (8848) 1  0 0
66/55 MY HEROES! (9676)          6   6  0 50.0  66-88*THIRSTY THUGS 1452 (8849) 1  0 0
67/90 THIRSTY THUGS 1354 (6836)  6   6  0 50.0  67-14*THIRSTY THUGS 1447 (8854) 1  0 0
68/53 SATAN'S REINDEER 4 (8770)  5   5  0 50.0  68-11*HAS BEENS (8718)          1  0 0
69-73 SICK DAY 24 (9346)         5   5  0 50.0  69-93 FOOLS 2014 - XV (7833)    1  0 0
70/96 THIRSTY THUGS 1323 (6218)  5   5  0 50.0  70-71*JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      1  0 0
71/97 LIFERZ (6613)              5   5  0 50.0  71-67 BUCKY FELLINI (7882)      1  0 0
72/ 0*DRIPPING WITH... (9163)    4   4  0 50.0  72/ 0 FOOLS 2014 - IV (7822)    1  0 0
73-75*PUB CRAWLERS 2 (7669)      4   4  0 50.0  73-69 XCOM BETA (7965)          1  0 0
74/ 0*BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822)     4   4  0 50.0  74/ 0*BUBBA'S CARRY-ONS (8277)  1  0 0
75-77*SEQUELS! (9675)            3   3  0 50.0  75-68 EPIC RAP (7883)           1  0 0
76-78*THIRSTY THUGS 1452 (8849)  3   3  0 50.0  56/156*KAOS 14-10 (8432)         1  0 0
77/ 0*ACTION INC. (2802)         2   2  0 50.0  77-72 SIC 'EM (7202)            1  0 0
78-80*SHINE ON (9554)            1   1  0 50.0  78-17 FEAR FACTORY 3 (7485)     1  0 0
79/ 5*MMM BEER 82 (9747)         1   1  0 50.0  79-74*ANIMALS (6869)            1  0 0
80/ 0*BUBBA'S CARRY-ONS (8277)   1   1  0 50.0  80/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 12 (6630) 1  0 0
77/177*EAGLE VS SHARK (4036)      1   1  0 50.0  81-77*JEWISH BUFFET 2 (5889)    1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-81 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     32  33  2 49.2  82-78*TODAY TOO (4626)          1  0 0
83-82 80S MOVIES (8020)         12  13  0 48.0  83-79 PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 1  0 0
84/92 THIRSTY THUGS 1409 (8206)  9  10  0 47.4  84/ 0*BIRTHDAY CAKE (3679)      1  0 0
85/72 THIRSTY THUGS 1303 (6201)  8   9  0 47.1  85-25 OLD ONE (2726)            1  0 0
86/84 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     29  33  1 46.8  86- 8*BODY BY OTTO (9409)       1  1 1
87-85 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       14  16  0 46.7  87-27*FINAL CRUSADE (9483)      1  1 0
88/ 0 FOOLS 2014 - IV (7822)     7   8  0 46.7  88/60*MMM BEER 82 (9747)        1  1 0
89-86*XCOM OPS (7968)            7   8  0 46.7  45/145 ERRONE (8231)             1  1 0
90-87 HERO BLUES (5768)         13  15  3 46.4  12-112*GIANTS (8246)             1  1 0
91-88*VOLVO (5713)              10  12  0 45.5  91-92 REVIEW 2 (8408)           1  1 0
92-89 CHI 2014D (8300)           5   6  1 45.5  92-95 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    1  1 0
09/109 ERRONE (8231)              5   6  0 45.5  16-116 FEAR FACTORY 6 (7488)     1  1 0
94-91 THIRSTY THUGS 1421 (8202)  8  10  0 44.4  17-117*OTTODROME 149 (7578)      1  1 0
95-93 FINGER LICKIN (8407)       8  10  0 44.4  95/18 THIRSTY THUGS 1303 (6201) 1  1 0
96-94*THIRSTY THUGS 1453 (8848)  4   5  0 44.4  96-10 DEVIATION LXXIII (6292)   1  1 0
18/118*INTELLIVISION (7922)       4   5  0 44.4  97-97 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       1  1 0
98/76*MOR WINT TEAMS XXI (7718)  4   5  0 44.4  98/98 LIFERZ (6613)             1  1 0
00/100 NEVERMIND (4449)          38  48  2 44.2  23-123 CODE NAMES 34 (5934)      1  1 0
00-98 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    18  23  2 43.9  00-44 TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)    1  1 0
01-99 THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  17  22  0 43.6  00-100 I SHALL BE FREE (5764)    1  1 0
01-101 I SHALL BE FREE (5764)    13  17  0 43.3  01-101 IN THE WIND (5770)        1  1 0
02-102*THE BIG BLEED (8732)       9  12  1 42.9  02-102 MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   1  1 0
16/116 MUFFINS! IV (7752)         6   8  1 42.9  03-103 THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  1  1 0
35/135*D-HIVE (7962)              3   4  1 42.9  05-105 N.W.A. (4830)             1  1 0
03/103 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  29  40  2 42.0  77/177*EAGLE VS SHARK (4036)     1  1 0
04-104 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      30  42  2 41.7  28-128 STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  1  1 0
06-106*OBELISK 007 (8144)         5   7  1 41.7  07-107*OBELISK 007 (8144)        1  2 1
25/125 NAMED BY MARK XXVI (7747)  5   7  0 41.7  09/33 THIRSTY THUGS 1512 (9168) 1  2 0
07/107 KAOS 12-10 (6603)         12  18  1 40.0  09/109 SATAN'S REINDEER 4 (8770) 1  2 0
71/171*PASTA LA VISTA (9412)      4   6  1 40.0  11/36 BACON AND BEER (7915)     1  2 0
12/95 BLOOD SYNDICATE (7917)     4   6  0 40.0  12-52 80S MOVIES (8020)         1  2 0
10-110*TOME OF DARKNESS (9575)    2   3  0 40.0  10/110 BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 1  2 0
11-111*SNOWY SPRING (9678)        2   3  0 40.0  11/111 THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216) 1  2 0
14-114 BIRDEMIC (5439)           29  44  3 39.7  18/118 NAMED BY MARK XXVI (7747) 1  2 0
15/115 UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394) 11  17  0 39.3  15-115 WILD THINGS (6974)        1  2 0
29/129 SICK DAY 25 (9347)         7  11  0 38.9  20/120 THIRSTY THUGS 1354 (6836) 1  2 0
48/148*A HIVE (7959)              3   5  0 37.5  18/43 PHILLY X (5632)           1  2 0
19-119*JEWISH BUFFET 2 (5889)     3   5  0 37.5  21/121 VANITY (5432)             1  2 0
20/120 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  23  39  2 37.1  24-124*JEWISH BUFFET (5887)      1  2 0
28/128 VANITY (5432)             32  55  2 36.8  22/122 HAIR DAY (5440)           1  2 0
23-123 FEAR FACTORY 6 (7488)     12  21  0 36.4  53/153*PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   1  3 0
26-126 AL BUMS IX (4438)         45  79  2 36.3  61/161*THE 80'S (8022)           1  3 0
27-127 HIGH WATER (5779)         17  30  0 36.2  30/130*NOT 4-LETTER TUMS' (8638) 1  5 0
24/124*SUHT YOURSELF (9407)       5   9  0 35.7  32/132 WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   1  5 0
41/141*KAOS 14-10 (8432)          5   9  0 35.7  26/55*THINGS WITH NAMES (9748)  1  8 0
17/117 BEING THERE (5172)        21  38  1 35.6  35/135 BEING THERE (5172)        0  7 0
08/108 80'S MUSIC (8017)          7  13  0 35.0  38/138 80'S MUSIC (8017)         0  5 0
22/122 BACON AND BEER (7915)      7  13  0 35.0  36/136 KHORS GUARDIANS KJ (9203) 0  3 0
30-130 WILD THINGS (6974)        25  47  2 34.7  30/ 0*ROBO VILLIAGE (8247)      0  3 0
40/140 KAOS 11-08 (3833)         30  60  1 33.3  39/139 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 0  3 0
32-132 XCOM BETA (7965)           5  10  0 33.3  14/114*MOR WINT TEAMS XXI (7718) 0  3 0
34-134*PHILANTHROPISTS20 (1401)   3   6  0 33.3  33/ 0 SCOTTISH ROMANCE (5214)   0  3 0
36-136*SHAKE FOR ME (9252)        2   4  0 33.3  41-141 IDIOCRACY (4683)          0  3 0
38-138*ALIBIS (8213)              2   4  0 33.3  42-142*PHILANTHROPISTS30 (1636)  0  3 0
39-139*GIANTS (8246)              1   2  0 33.3  37-137 SICK DAY 24 (9346)        0  2 0
37/ 0 SCOTTISH ROMANCE (5214)   13  28  0 31.7  13-113 SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)   0  2 0
42-142 DEVIATION LXXIII (6292)   21  48  0 30.4  29-129*ALIBIS (8213)             0  2 0
33/133 THIRSTY THUGS 1512 (9168)  3   7  0 30.0  39/91 BLOOD SYNDICATE (7917)    0  2 0
45-145 FEAR FACTORY 3 (7485)      8  19  0 29.6  31-131 DEVIATION N (6900)        0  2 0
44/144 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330)  6  15  0 28.6  46-146 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      0  2 0
65/165*UNGENTLE BENS (9411)       4  10  1 28.6  48-148 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     0  2 0
46-146*OTTODROME 149 (7578)       2   5  1 28.6  76/176*ITS JUST TRAVIS (4033)    0  2 0
47-147*ULTRAMAGNETIC (9254)       2   5  0 28.6  50-150*PHILANTHROPISTS20 (1401)  0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
37/137*NOT 4-LETTER TUMS' (8638)  2   5  0 28.6  43-143*TOME OF DARKNESS (9575)   0  1 0
49-149*C HIVE (7961)              2   5  0 28.6  46-85*SEQUELS! (9675)           0  1 0
51/151 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    28  71  0 28.3  47-86*SNOWY SPRING (9678)       0  1 0
50-150 MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)    8  21  0 27.6  44-144*ARREST ASSURED (9413)     0  1 0
49/ 0*ROBO VILLIAGE (8247)       4  11  0 26.7  60-160 FINGER LICKIN (8407)      0  1 0
53-153 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896)  9  25  0 26.5  58-158*BORDERLANDS 2 (7800)      0  1 0
59/159 WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   15  44  0 25.4  59-159*D & O (8447)              0  1 0
54-154 SDSU COLLEGE RADIO (5400)  9  27  0 25.0  52-90 CHI 2014D (8300)          0  1 0
43/143*THINGS WITH NAMES (9748)   6  18  0 25.0  57-157*XCOM OPS (7968)           0  1 0
55-155*ARREST ASSURED (9413)      2   6  1 25.0  65-165*COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)     0  1 0
56-156*JEWISH BUFFET (5887)       2   6  0 25.0  55-96*TEMPE 2014C (7380)        0  1 0
61/161 FEARSOME 5 (6653)          8  25  1 24.2  63-163*ISIS (7622)               0  1 0
70/170*THE DONALD (9408)          4  13  0 23.5  47-147*PUB CRAWLERS 2 (7669)     0  1 0
62/162 HAIR DAY (5440)           11  36  0 23.4  68/168 KAOS 12-10 (6603)         0  1 0
63-163 IDIOCRACY (4683)          17  56  1 23.3  59/ 0*BUBBA'S CLUSTER (6811)    0  1 0
64-164*ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)     5  17  0 22.7  60/ 0*BUBBA'S SYNDICATE (6812)  0  1 0
67-167*D & O (8447)               2   8  1 20.0  61/ 0*BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822)    0  1 0
66/166 KHORS GUARDIANS KJ (9203)  2   8  0 20.0  70-170 SDSU COLLEGE RADIO (5400) 0  1 0
72/172*PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)    2  10  1 16.7  69-169*LEGIONS OF HELL (5678)    0  1 0
68-168*ISIS (7622)                2  10  0 16.7  73-173 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 0  1 0
73/173*THE 80'S (8022)            1   5  0 16.7  74-174 AL BUMS IX (4438)         0  1 0
69-169*LEGIONS OF HELL (5678)     1   5  0 16.7  66/ 0 BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY I (4624) 0  1 0
76/176*ITS JUST TRAVIS (4033)     0   2  0  0.0  49-149 4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)     0  1 0
75-175*COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)      0   1  0  0.0  75-175*THINGS I ROLL (4269)      0  1 0
69/ 0*BUBBA'S CLUSTER (6811)     0   1  0  0.0  06-106 SKY HIGH (3465)           0  1 0
70/ 0*BUBBA'S SYNDICATE (6812)   0   1  0  0.0  70/ 0*ACTION INC. (2802)        0  1 0
78-178*THINGS I ROLL (4269)       0   1  0  0.0  78-178 THIRSTY THUGS 1355 (6837) 0  0 0

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                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Why am I here?  Am I a godling?  Surely not.  Who ever heard of a reasonable 
manager making one of my style a godling.  Silly managers!  Well, then, am I a member 
of KAA?  The bosses say I am.  But, with a name like Lovely of Sweetness, surely they 
don't mean for me to embrace Kill All Aimers.  Heck, I wish I were an aimer.  Cream of 
the crop!
     OK, then as top dog in DM84, whatever it is called, I must belong to TMM or TUM 
or Mannequin?  Nope.  And I can't be one of Assur's because I am really a sweet 
design, and I win.  I heard Bubba wants me, but, then, he wants everything and I am 
not for sale.  (Well, not at something he can afford.)
     Perhaps I am here just because Lee and Sandy, those goddesses of game, just like 
my name.  They always smile at me and give me hugs and all.
     But, most likely I am here because I win.  That's a good reason, I think.  Maybe 
I will even keep winning enough to graduate.  (By then I will probably be about 
1100th.)  I hope so. Fighting in dead tournaments is not my thing or anything I want 
to think about.  Manager Garth's 90+ dead challenger entrants would rekill me!  Don't 
want that.  So, be nice to me.  Embrace me.  Help me win and graduate.  Don't give my 
boss a reason to retire.  None of us want that!

                                          -- Lovely, DMII

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  BLACKSTONE needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, TWISTED AND 
SICK had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by PASTA LA VISTA!  
Way to go PASTA LA VISTA!  I couldn't believe it.  Did PASTA LA VISTA really go up by 
81?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  UNGENTLE BENS 
had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-3-0 and wound up as 2nd 
team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did RAGE OF HEAVEN really go up by 21?  If only those 
guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  HAPPY SPRING V had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 6th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did THE HEADHUNTERS really go up by 30?  If only those guys didn't have 
so may missing teeth...  Gross!  SWEETNESS had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 8th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did D-HIVE 
really go up by 34?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
EL CAMINO:TRES had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-1-0 and 
wound up as 14th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did A HIVE really go up by 34?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  SICK DAY 25 had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 17th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did THIRSTY THUGS 1356 really go up by 81?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  WILD STYLE had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-1 and wound up as 19th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did MUFFINS! IV really go up by 48?  If only those guys didn't have so 
may missing teeth...  Gross!  SATAN'S WORKSHOP had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 33rd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
ZOMBIE SQUAD XI really go up by 56?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  NAMED BY MARK XXIII had like a really albendranius week!  Those 
hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 39th team!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen 
to this--NAMED BY MARK XXV got 0-1-0 and dropped 35.  Didn't see much of them after 
the fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did NEVERMIND really go up by 82?  If only those 
guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Really, just how far can one team 
drop in one round?  SUHT YOURSELF dropped 12, which I think's more than all the other 
teams combined!  THE MOTHERSHIP AG had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 1-2-0 and wound up as 48th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did THE MOTHERSHIP CA 
really go up by 78?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
THE DONALD had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-2-0 and wound up 
as 51st team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did FEARSOME 5 really go up by 81?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  KAOS 14-10 had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 76th team!  See if I even 
talk to any of those losers in MMM BEER 82 again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  
Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did ERRONE really go up 
by 56?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Really, just 
how far can one team drop in one round?  THIRSTY THUGS 1303 dropped 77, which I 
think's more than all the other teams combined!  EAGLE VS SHARK had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 106th team!  Wanna hear 
about a real loser?  Listen to this--THIRSTY THUGS 1512 got 0-1-0 and dropped 76.  
Didn't see much of them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in 
one round?  BACON AND BEER dropped 75, which I think's more than all the other teams 
combined!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in PHILLY X again!  Didja see 
where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  
Did PINKEST OF FLOYD really go up by 31?  If only those guys didn't have so may 
missing teeth...  Gross!  THE 80'S had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 1-2-0 and wound up as 123rd team!  Really, just how far can one team drop in 
one round?  THINGS WITH NAMES dropped 71, which I think's more than all the other 
teams combined!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--MOR WINT TEAMS XXII 
got 0-1-0 and dropped 18.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  See if I even 
talk to any of those losers in BLOOD SYNDICATE again!  Didja see where they got 
0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did ITS JUST 
TRAVIS really go up by 33?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  I just can't say enough good things about PHILANTHROPISTS A.  They went 3-1-1 
their first time, don't slouch, and they've got good oral hygiene!  MVP award for 
SAUSAGE FINGERS?  THE MOTHERSHIP CA's proud of it after beating STAN THE BURPER and 
getting 25 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  STAN THE BURPER's match with 
SAUSAGE FINGERS cost it a loss of 21 points!  Like PHILLY X's WET SNUB is sweating 
since it got challenged by Duelmaster LOVELY!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is 
being unfair?  I think LOVELY should let WET SNUB be Duelmaster for a while, without 
fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said BLACKSTONE's Duelmaster was paying 
for drinks at The Dripping Blade?  Don't look at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  THINGS WITH NAMES was the most 
avoided team.  Is a 6-18-0 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors 
are TWISTED AND SICK?  THINGS WITH NAMES, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, 
can't get them to accept an invitation!  Can MOR WINT TEAMS XXII's WEBBED OHS be more 
popular than me?  It was challenged the most, but is that really the same?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  COME AS YOU ARE returns from the Dark 
Arena, maybe a "little upset" at his NEVERMIND teammates...  Like, who is this guy??? 
DEF JAM SHIRT gets sent to the Dark Arena, battles SPYMASTER, and returns to tell of 
it!!!  I bet WILD STYLE manager is surprised!  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  LLEH 
returns from the Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at his SPIRIT'S SPIRITS 
teammates...  I was SO depressed when I heard KAREEM got killed.  He was just a kid, 
and didn't get a fair chance in BLACKSTONE, or anything!  Fight, fight, fight.  Is 
that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOVELY 38435                 12   2  1 134         SWEETNESS (6708)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRUTCH 15431                 12   6    108         OLD ONE (2726)            
-RUBIN CARTER 33714           10   7  1 102         HURRICANE (5905)          
-SLOTH LIASON 51421            9   1    102         THIRSTY THUGS 1443 (8827) 
 CAPTAIN MAGMA 44594           8   4    100         NAMED BY MARK XXIII (7743)
 OPAL RAVIOLI 44642            6   8  1  99         MUFFINS! IV (7752)        
 MOON PIE 40905               12  13     95         BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    
-SCREAMING END 32894          13   9  3  94         HERO BLUES (5768)         
-THE GNOME 26786              18  11     93         PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 
-WHITE DOVE 32903             14  11     93         IN THE WIND (5770)        
 EX SAINT 30768               10  12     93         KAOS 11-08 (3833)         
 BONITO PICAROS 28846         11   6  1  92         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SKINNER 46102                 5   5     90         XCOM BETA (7965)          
 HI-TOP FADE 30902            11  28     89         HAIR DAY (5440)           
-WARBLING CUCKOO 32950        11  15     89         HIGH WATER (5779)         
 PRODIGY 45719                 9   8     89         HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)     
-MC REN 27222                 14   6     88         N.W.A. (4830)             
-DENALI 19523                 10   9  1  88         SKY HIGH (3465)           
-CURSE 48900                   8   4  1  87         REVIEW 2 (8408)           
 WHIRLING INSOMNIA 34482      11   4     85         DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)       
-SASMA 47473                   8   8     85         THIRSTY THUGS 1421 (8202) 
-VENGER 47101                  5   2  1  85         OBELISK 007 (8144)        
-DOUBLE E 32927               13  14     83         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     
 XABI 35455                    8   6     83         THIRSTY THUGS 1302 (6200) 
-WHOA NELLY 36290             11  15     82         DEVIATION LXXIII (6292)   
 SAUSAGE FINGERS 31771         8   7     82         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 MR SHEEP 29469               11   4     81         SCOTTISH ROMANCE (5214)   
-GRIPEY LLAMA 47985            5   6  1  77         CHI 2014D (8300)          
-AIR RAID 32877               12  10     76         I SHALL BE FREE (5764)    
 BEDTIME 49248                11  43     76         BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 
 RADICAL PLASMA 47490          9  10     76         THIRSTY THUGS 1409 (8206) 
 MR. POTATO HEADLESS 50984     8   5     73         SATAN'S WORKSHOP (8760)   
 DOOM BISCUIT 26215           11  15  1  71         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-CITADEL 33872                10   6     71         CODE NAMES 34 (5934)      
 BALTIMORE ZOO 45874           9   6     71         BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)   
-INDIANA JONES 46411           6   5     71         80S MOVIES (8020)         
-ROSA MEXICANA 35386          11   6     70         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
 LAIR CHIME 47541             10   7  1  70         THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216) 
-3 LIBRAS 43047                8   9     70         FEAR FACTORY 3 (7485)     
-TIN WOMAN 42604               8   0     70         WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       
 SLAIN MELEE 47553             7   4  2  70         THIRSTY THUGS 1415 (8218) 

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHAMPION 26012                6   2     70         TODAY TOO (4626)          
 KARDASHIAN 38062              5   3     70         UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394) 
-BRUISE 41926                  9   4     69         COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    
-SPACEMAN GIRLFRIEND 42454     5   1  1  68         TEMPE 2014C (7380)        
-SPECTRE 46450                 9   4     67         SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATO'D 35460                   8   9     66         THIRSTY THUGS 1303 (6201) 
 MR WIGGLES 56416              4   3     66         ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)    
 MODRIC 39190                  9   7  1  65         THIRSTY THUGS 1356 (6834) 
 ILL SHIVER 38385              9   9  1  65         KAOS 11-08 (3833)         
 FRACTURED FURY 47055          7   5     65         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 GLOBULAR VENALITY 54215       7   7     65         SICK DAY 25 (9347)        
-WHOPPER FLOPPER 46429         6   3  1  65         JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      
 BONDS 30305                   7   0     63         SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     
 POP GUN 44904                 6   8  2  63         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
-ECO POWER 51863               5   2     63         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
-SAUCY ALCOHOL 51527           4   5     63         THIRSTY THUGS 1453 (8848) 
-SMELLY SOCKS 29650            4   2     63         TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)    
-WEENIE DEN 55871              7   2     62         SPRINGTIME XXXXI (9651)   
-CINCO 28864                   7   2     62         THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  
-REDICULOUS 41392             11   7     61         SIC 'EM (7202)            
 SALSA CALIENTE 35328          7   9     60         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
 WRATH ELITISM 53261           7   0     60         THIRSTY THUGS 1501 (9179) 
-POLYMER BINNACLE 54345        7   3     60         PHXFUN19 (9373)           
 ISOLATED ANGEL 41325          6   5  1  60         KAOS 12-10 (6603)         
-MUSH 27306                    6   6     60         4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)     
-SPOILED PORK 51554            6   3     60         THIRSTY THUGS 1447 (8854) 
 SHAPELESS PURIST 56034        5   4     60         HAPPY SPRING V (9684)     
-MEGA GATOR VS PREDAT 33668    9   5     59         BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 
-DUCKY RERUN 45142             8   2     59         FOOLS 2014 - XV (7833)    
-STEALING 48901                4   4  1  59         REVIEW 2 (8408)           
 STAN THE BURPER 44608         6   2     58         NAMED BY MARK XXV (7745)  
 LEMON 55993                   5   4     58         MY HEROES! (9676)         
 SHARP TIE 38182              12  15     57         VANITY (5432)             
 PRIMERIDIAN 44883             9   4  1  57         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 *AHOTAN 37766                 5   5     57         LIFERZ (6613)             
 SOULBREAKER 51701             5   3     57         BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOTEL ARIZONA 29194           8   5  1  56         BEING THERE (5172)        
-SPECTRE 46385                 7   4     56         SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)     
-HOCUS POCUS 33620             5   4     55         MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   
-MAIM AND POP 49239            6   1  1  53         GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    
 CARD SHARK 40444              6   5  1  53         FEARSOME 5 (6653)         
 MATT THE HAT 44616            5   7     53         NAMED BY MARK XXVII (7747)
 SAUSAGE PUFF 45806            7  13     52         BACON AND BEER (7915)     
-POKEY 56464                   4   0     52         THE BIG BLEED (8732)      
-KOSHER KOLACT 33636           3   1     52         JEWISH BUFFET 2 (5889)    
 ERROR 47622                   5   6     51         ERRONE (8231)             
-DOUBLE PLAY 39527            11   9  2  50         DEVIATION N (6900)        
-JAM MASTER JAY 35959         10  16     50         DEVIATION LXXIII (6292)   
-ERNIE ERNESTO 48896           6   5     50         FINGER LICKIN (8407)      
-EMPTY CASKET 43915            2   6     50         ISIS (7622)               
 FOG HAMMER 41370              8  15     49         WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   
-HARVEST MOON 44162            4   4     49         PUB CRAWLERS 2 (7669)     
-EGG RAID 49227                4   2     49         SOME OLD B (8453)         
 ALCOHOL DELI 53208            3   7     49         THIRSTY THUGS 1512 (9168) 
 KILLER CUPID 51038            5   5     48         SATAN'S REINDEER 4 (8770) 
 ASTROSMASH 45840              4   5     48         INTELLIVISION (7922)      
-BLIND PIKE 53219              5   4     47         THIRSTY THUGS 1509 (9171) 
 TOUGH SQUARE 56622           10   5  1  46         TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   
 ZOMBIE BABY 53039             6   2     46         SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KING JAMES 41525              8   9  2  45         DEVIATION N (6900)        
-RIOT FIGHT 49230              6   2  2  45         SOME OLD B (8453)         
 VILGARN WILL 49037            5   3     45         KAOS 14-10 (8432)         
-CGI 38037                     4   5     45         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
 LOVE BITES 46399              6  10     44         80'S MUSIC (8017)         
 SKULL PROBATION 45088         3   5     44         FOOLS 2014 - IV (7822)    
-P190 51347                    3   1     43         VOLVO (5713)              
 JO ANN SUE 48148              6  15     41         THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 
-POLLY 49316                   5   4     41         NEVERMIND (4449)          
 BIRD TURGLAR 56624           11   6  1  40         TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   
-BRONSKI BEAT 30643            6   4     40         SDSU COLLEGE RADIO (5400) 
 MATA 39196                    6   6     39         THIRSTY THUGS 1354 (6836) 
 STANK PLUNGER 39128           4   1     39         BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822)    
-SANGREAL 54993                4   3     39         FINAL CRUSADE (9483)      
 WEBBED OHS 44463              4   5     37         MOR WINT TEAMS XXII (7718)
 CHERUB 54957                  4   1     37         RAGE OF HEAVEN (9476)     
 HAPPY DAYS 39328              6   6     36         BEING THERE (5172)        
-AGNOSTIC CHASER 54207         5   5     36         SICK DAY 24 (9346)        
 A-DRONE1 46055                3   0     36         A HIVE (7959)             
 RUBINSTEIN 35548              5   5     35         THIRSTY THUGS 1323 (6218) 
-BERTHA MASON 32951            2   8     35         HIGH WATER (5779)         
-HEAD BUCKET 51531             2   3     34         THIRSTY THUGS 1452 (8849) 
-MALCORN MATZAH BALL 33625     2   0     34         JEWISH BUFFET (5887)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 D-DRONE1 46071                3   0  1  33         D-HIVE (7962)             
-YAGA 55357                    3   1     33         COVEN (9553)              
-WILLOW TREE 53736             2   0     33         SHAKE FOR ME (9252)       
 HAAGENSON 45814               4   6     32         BLOOD SYNDICATE (7917)    
-NAS 53739                     3   0     32         JONES (9253)              
 HELLO KILLER 45154            6  13     31         WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   
-ROCKET POWER 51330            3   2     31         ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    
 MOON LANDING 44902            3   4     31         BEING THERE (5172)        
-DRAIN YOU 25041               3  13     30         NEVERMIND (4449)          
 SOUFFLE TOUPEE 54522          2   2     30         THE DONALD (9408)         
-SCENARIO 45487                5   2  1  29         EPIC RAP (7883)           
-STENREK HUHON 9044            3   1     29         PHILANTHROPISTS30 (1636)  
-KOOL KEITH 53742              2   1     29         ULTRAMAGNETIC (9254)      
-WATCHING SCOTTY DIE 45465     2   2     29         BUCKY FELLINI (7882)      
-AORTA 50838                   3   3  1  28         THE BIG BLEED (8732)      
 ANGEL HAIR 54540              1   2     28         PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     
 BOMBASTIC LEMMING 56620       6   8  1  27         TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   
-LOTTO 54527                   2   1  1  27         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
 '85 ROYALS 46424              1   3     27         THE 80'S (8022)           
 HOBBS 47706                   2   2     26         ROBO VILLIAGE (8247)      
 AFFLECK 54534                 1   1     26         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
-CATCH HER IN THE EYE 55987    3   3     25         SEQUELS! (9675)           
-CAN'T STAND IT 48801          2   1  2  25         SUMMERTEETH (8396)        
 TELELESTAI 53484              2   8     24         KHORS GUARDIANS KJV (9203)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WAFFLE ZOMBIE 51343           2   1     23         MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   
 FRIED CHEESE 53180            2   0     23         DRIPPING WITH... (9163)   
-PURPLE PIGGY 39362            2   0     23         ANIMALS (6869)            
-PRETTY IN PINK 56450          3   4     22         80S MOVIES (8020)         
 CRUNCHY FROG 56623            2   3     22         TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   
-MEG RYAN 50754                2   0     22         HAS BEENS (8718)          
-PV-60 50277                   2   0     22         VOLVO (5713)              
-WONN WISESTAFF 9042           3   2     21         PHILANTHROPISTS30 (1636)  
 GIG 54537                     2   0     21         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
-SOLICITATION 54546            2   3  1  20         ARREST ASSURED (9413)     
-LAX LAWRENCE 43527            2   3  1  20         OTTODROME 149 (7578)      
 PNIN 15878                    2   2     20         ACTION INC. (2802)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LINT 50315                    2   1     20         NOT 4-LETTER TUMS' (8638) 
-RADAR LOVE 56371              2   0     20         COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    
-C-DRONE4 46067                1   1     20         C HIVE (7961)             
 ZORRO 56621                   4   5  2  19         TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   
-ABDUL ALHAZRED 55485          2   3     19         TOME OF DARKNESS (9575)   
-SINEWY SLEUTH 56004           2   3     19         SNOWY SPRING (9678)       
 TWILIGHT SPARKLE 49492        1   2     19         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-JOLLY GREEN 47699             1   2     19         GIANTS (8246)             
-ARL SMILEBLOOM 7583           2   4     18         PHILANTHROPISTS20 (1401)  
 RARE VOS 56350                1   1     18         MMM BEER 82 (9747)        
-DOG ATE IT 47529              1   3     18         ALIBIS (8213)             
 FAT OLD SUN 56360             1   2  1  16         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   
 GHAZI 54536                   1   2  1  16         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
-SEA WASH 32907                4   2  1  15         IN THE WIND (5770)        
-THE APPRENTICE 54520          1   2     15         THE DONALD (9408)         
-3/4THS DRUNK 32873            1   2     15         I SHALL BE FREE (5764)    
-CROME 55362                   1   1     15         SHINE ON (9554)           
 QUALITY 56362                 0   2     15         THE DONALD (9408)         
 LIGHT LEGEND 37829            1   0  1  14         PHILANTHROPISTS A (6625)  
 WIX 37877                     1   0     14         PHILANTHROPISTS 122 (6630)
 TROPHY WIFE 54521             0   4     14         THE DONALD (9408)         
-POISON OAK 49383              3   3  1  13         WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      
-X162 56390                    2   0     12         VOLVO (5713)              
-33% GOD 49199                 1   3     12         D & O (8447)              
 ED THE LAVA FLOW 56606        3   2     11         THINGS WITH NAMES (9748)  
 3 HATS 47867                  1   0     11         BUBBA'S CARRY-ONS (8277)  
 FOOLISH SUCKA 22508           1   1     10         EAGLE VS SHARK (4036)     
 RAGE ROYAL 37831              1   0     10         PHILANTHROPISTS A (6625)  
-JOHN WAYNE MACY'S 49236       1   3  1   9         GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    
 RADICAL TIGERBATTLER 37830    1   0      9         PHILANTHROPISTS A (6625)  
-REVOLUTION 32296              1   1      8         LEGIONS OF HELL (5678)    
-RIP TIDE 56629                1   1      8         WILD THINGS (6974)        
-BAD 39139                     1   1      8         AL BUMS IX (4438)         
 ADRIAN THE TICK 56607         1   4      7         THINGS WITH NAMES (9748)  
-BONUS BATTER 49226            1   1      7         SOME OLD B (8453)         
 SEVEN LAYER CAKE 20625        1   0      7         BIRTHDAY CAKE (3679)      
 MOE THE COW 56604             1   4      7         THINGS WITH NAMES (9748)  
-DRUNK BUDDY 24082             0   1      7         THINGS I ROLL (4269)      
 CTRL+ALT+DELETE 39073         0   1      7         BUBBA'S CLUSTER (6811)    
-FINISHED LINE 49240           1   3      6         GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    
-HEMO 56459                    1   3      6         THE BIG BLEED (8732)      
-GO CRAZY 56696                1   0      6         ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    
 MUGGER 38018                  1   3      6         FEARSOME 5 (6653)         
 TRICLOPSE 39620               0   1      5         BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY II (4624)
 ORMONDE 39075                 0   1      5         BUBBA'S SYNDICATE (6812)  
-C-DRONE 7 56658               1   1      4         C HIVE (7961)             
 IVY THE DAISY 56643           0   3      3         THINGS WITH NAMES (9748)  
-FLYING THUNDER 56613          0   1      1         XCOM OPS (7968)           
-TRAVIS 2 22496                0   1      1         ITS JUST TRAVIS (4033)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      LIGHT LEGEND 37829    194  NONE
BACK IN BLACK 46397     0  1 0 80'S MUSIC 8017      BANDIT PRINCE         194  NONE
CRAZY 46401             0  1 0 80'S MUSIC 8017      BANDIT PRINCE         194  NONE
TOP OF THE HILL 34446   8 11 2 A LOT TO LAUGH 5774  VENGER 47101          193   
MJ 23 53729             1  3 0 BACK UP MAN 9251     FAT OLD SUN 56360     190  NOT REVENGED
ZERO 44960              0  2 0 BORDERLANDS 2 7800   GUNCOTTON 56357       192   
LAST CHILD 49157        4  3 0 CLASSIC ROCK 4889    LAX LAWRENCE 43527    190  NOT REVENGED
DARK CHAMPION           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           LLEH 53037            194  NONE
CHEWBACA 45695          0  1 0 DEVIL DOGS 2867      JOHN WAYNE MACY 49236 190  NOT REVENGED
AGAIN WE RISE 43063     8 14 0 FEAR FACTORY 6 7488  SCREAMING END 32894   193   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GUMBO 5 56702           0  1 0 FEARSOME 5 6653      STONE GOLEM           194  NONE
SWINDLER 40443          1  2 0 FEARSOME 5 6653      BLACK ORC             194  NONE
JUKISS 53737            1  1 0 JONES 9253           MCTWIST 52609         190  NOT REVENGED
B-BOY STANCE 54599      0  2 0 ONLY THAT REAL! 8813 WET NOODLE 56435      192   
MURK 37828              0  1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 6625 SHEWISH GIANT         194  NONE
CAREWITHTHATAXE 56434   0  1 0 PINKEST OF FLOY 9410 ARENAMASTER           194  NONE
FLOYDING 56574          0  1 0 PINKEST OF FLOY 9410 BANDIT PRINCE         194  NONE
MAIL BOX 50288          0  1 0 ROBO VILLIAGE 8247   BANDIT PRINCE         194  NONE
TIM 50287               0  1 0 ROBO VILLIAGE 8247   HIGH ELF              194  NONE
DEAD C 56562            0  1 0 SCOTTISH ROMANC 5214 SPYMASTER             194  NONE
DOOMED 56559            0  1 0 SCOTTISH ROMANC 5214 HIGH ELF              194  NONE
BOO 56576               0  1 0 SPIRIT'S SPIRIT 9134 WURM KIN              194  NONE
FLAMESKULL 53036        0  1 0 SPIRIT'S SPIRIT 9134 MOUNTAIN TROLL        194  NONE
SWEET SHOT! 38465       1  1 0 SPORTING 6714        SLAIN MELEE 47553     190  NOT REVENGED
COLONIAL BUMPER 55778   2  1 0 SPRINGTIME XXII 9633 LOTTO 54527           190  NOT REVENGED
RANTKIN 17832          10 13 0 STORMY'S TROOPE 3161 RUBIN CARTER 33714    193   
RUN AROUND SUH 54513    0  1 0 SUHT YOURSELF 9407   BLACK ORC             194  NONE
CHERNOBYL 46422         0  1 0 THE 80'S 8022        SHEWISH GIANT         194  NONE
RONNIE 46421            0  1 0 THE 80'S 8022        SHEWISH GIANT         194  NONE
PRESTO GEISHA 51434     2  4 0 THIRSTY THUGS 1 8830 SOLICITATION 54546    190  NOT REVENGED
KAREEM 30615            3  2 0 UCLA COLLEGE RA 5394 MODRIC 39190          194   
SHABAZZ 35353           3  4 0 UCLA COLLEGE RA 5394 MOOSE HAT 37648       190  NOT REVENGED
NIGHT BEN 56699         0  1 0 UNGENTLE BENS 9411   BANDIT PRINCE         194  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

As if wooden swords are not real?  It certainly felt heroic, all of us dying our 
beautiful deaths. I like to think it was training us for something more.  Sad we never 
got there.  But the heft in my hands, the downswing, the crushing blow.  That felt as 
real as any demon they conjured to hang around our necks.  Still, we were dumb as 
blocks in youth, unformed and waiting to be hewn into something deemed worthy.  Even 
if we knew the war they fought wasn't worth fighting. But they hold that piece of wood 
under water long enough, eventually they'll grow weary, and it will burst from 
underneath, shatter the surface.  Find the light.  By gods, I hope it strikes their 
faces, oppressors, benders of thumbs, holders of hands, warpers of minds.  This was 
not who we were meant to be, actors on bloody stages, clowns in bloody tents, farmers 
in bloody fields.  Blood, blood, blood.  It's all blood.  We knew that even then. .  
--WMHIII 		 	   		

Mr. Hobbit -- After all these years?  Who we were--duelists, soldiers, celebrities, 
alchemists--is no longer who we are.  We may see the world through the same brash eyes 
of our youth, but the world only knows us as old men hastening down the path to the 
Dark Arena.  Even the runes we carved into the barracks walls have thrice been carved 
over by newer blades.  The only important thing worth learning from the past is how 
badly you have screwed your future self. -- Nile L.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COME AS YOU ARE viciously butchered BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEF JAM SHIRT murdered SPYMASTER in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
SWINDLER was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
BACK IN BLACK was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
MAIL BOX was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
RUN AROUND SUH was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
FLOYDING was executed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DEAD C was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LLEH viciously butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
FLAMESKULL was dispatched by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
GUMBO 5 was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BOO was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
MURK was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute brutal Dark Arena bout.
RONNIE was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
CHERNOBYL was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
DOOMED was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
CRAZY was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena conflict.
NIGHT BEN was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
CAREWITHTHATAXE was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fray.
TIM was executed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
BONDS viciously subdued LEMON in a popular 7 minute brutal Challenge brawl.
LOVELY demolished WET SNUB in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title bout.
MR. POTATO HEADLESS overpowered SAUSAGE PUFF in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
KILLER CUPID was viciously subdued by SHAPELESS PURIST in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
ZOMBIE BABY subdued WEBBED OHS in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
GIG overcame RARE VOS in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
'85 ROYALS handily defeated TWILIGHT SPARKLE in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
AFFLECK demolished ED THE LAVA FLOW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
OPAL RAVIOLI vanquished BEDTIME in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
BALTIMORE ZOO was overpowered by CAPTAIN MAGMA in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
DOOM BISCUIT was beaten by RADICAL PLASMA in a popular 3 minute expert's duel.
BONITO PICAROS overcame ATO'D in a action packed 1 minute master's bout.
FRACTURED FURY was overpowered by WHIRLING INSOMNIA in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
MR SHEEP was overcome by MOON PIE in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
PRODIGY demolished SOULBREAKER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EX SAINT overpowered HI-TOP FADE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
POP GUN was handily defeated by XABI in a 1 minute mismatched match.
STAN THE BURPER was vanquished by SAUSAGE FINGERS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SALSA CALIENTE was viciously subdued by SLAIN MELEE in a action packed 4 minute bout.
KARDASHIAN savagely defeated ALCOHOL DELI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
LAIR CHIME won victory over HOTEL ARIZONA in a action packed 2 minute veteran's bout.
MR WIGGLES beat ISOLATED ANGEL in a exciting 1 minute competition.
GLOBULAR VENALITY overcame TOUGH SQUARE in a 2 minute duel.
CARD SHARK overpowered JO ANN SUE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
FOG HAMMER vanquished BOMBASTIC LEMMING in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MATT THE HAT vanquished HELLO KILLER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HAPPY DAYS was viciously subdued by VILGARN WILL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
PRIMERIDIAN handily defeated CRUNCHY FROG in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
MATA savagely defeated SUH SHE in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
SKULL PROBATION overpowered MOON LANDING in a 1 minute uneven bout.
WRATH ELITISM overpowered HOBBS in a 1 minute uneven competition.
MODRIC murdered KAREEM in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
STANK PLUNGER was subdued by *AHOTAN in a 2 minute fight.
VAN RUYTEN overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ASTROSMASH handily defeated LINT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ILL SHIVER demolished BIRD TURGLAR in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
SHARP TIE overpowered HAAGENSON in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LOVE BITES was demolished by ERROR in a 2 minute gory mismatched contest.
PNIN was overpowered by D-DRONE1 in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
RUBINSTEIN defeated QUALITY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
CHERUB handily defeated GHAZI in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
A-DRONE1 overpowered FAT OLD SUN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FRIED CHEESE demolished TROPHY WIFE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TELELESTAI was handily defeated by ANGEL HAIR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SO SUH ME overpowered ZORRO in a exciting 3 minute mismatched bout.
SOUFFLE TOUPEE vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
HEY YOU overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WET NOODLE slimly won victory over MUGGER in a tiresome 19 minute brutal duel.
IVY THE DAISY was subdued by SEVEN LAYER CAKE in a 2 minute novice's duel.
NOT FOR THE MONEY overpowered ORMONDE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FOOLISH SUCKA won victory over TRICLOPSE in a 2 minute novice's contest.
ADRIAN THE TICK was overpowered by WIX in a 1 minute gory one-sided match.
MOE THE COW was defeated by 3 HATS in a 2 minute amateur's fight.
LIGHT LEGEND slaughtered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
RADICAL TIGERBATTLER overcame CTRL+ALT+DELETE in a 1 minute novice's match.
RAGE ROYAL vanquished BENT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
TRAVIS was luckily beaten by ZITI in a action packed 5 minute brutal beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      29         STRIKING ATTACK  187 - 144 - 14      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  22         WALL OF STEEL     52 -  49 -  5      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 20         LUNGING ATTACK   141 - 150 -  4      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         SLASHING ATTACK   66 -  75 -  4      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  21 -  1      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         AIMED BLOW       162 - 197 -  7      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         TOTAL PARRY       67 -  85 -  4      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     21 -  32 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  14 -  0      18  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  74 -  0      16  |

Turn 194 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        19 - 10     TOTAL PARRY        5 - 11         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    6 - 14         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 10     BASHING ATTACK     1 - 10         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  LOVELY -27101              12   2  1  134 SWEETNESS (6708)
AIMED BLOW       CAPTAIN MAGMA -20942        8   4  0  100 NAMED BY MARK XXIII (7743)
LUNGING ATTACK   BONITO PICAROS 28846       11   6  1   92 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)
TOTAL PARRY      PRODIGY -19817              9   8  0   89 HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)
WALL OF STEEL    WHIRLING INSOMNIA -31054   11   4  0   85 DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)
STRIKING ATTACK  MR. POTATO HEADLES -14552   8   5  0   73 SATAN'S WORKSHOP (8760)
PARRY-LUNGE      SOULBREAKER -13835          5   3  0   57 BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)
BASHING ATTACK   TOUGH SQUARE -8914         10   5  1   46 TWISTED AND SICK (9749)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CHERUB -10579               4   1  0   37 RAGE OF HEAVEN (9476)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HI-TOP FADE 30902.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was KILLER CUPID -14498.  The ten other most popular fighters were VILGARN WILL 
-16499, RADICAL PLASMA -18046, KARDASHIAN -27474, LAIR CHIME -17995, SHAPELESS PURIST 
-9502, SLAIN MELEE -17983, LEMON -9543, FRACTURED FURY -18481, QUALITY -9174, and SO 
SUH ME -11022.

The least popular fighter this week was WET NOODLE -9101.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MUGGER -27518, BONDS 30305, NIGHT BEN -8837, BENT -9097, MOE 
THE COW -8932, ADRIAN THE TICK -8929, ORMONDE -26461, IVY THE DAISY -8893, TELELESTAI 
-12052, and TROPHY WIFE -11015.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

COME AS YOU ARE (84-25038) NEVERMIND