DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/29/2015    Duedate: 11/11/2015

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 195

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DIAMONDBACK
SERPENTS HOLD 820 (2799)
(84-15867) [8-7-1,178]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DIAMONDBACK                    CHAMPION
SERPENTS HOLD 820 (2799)       TODAY TOO (4626)
(84-15867) [8-7-1,178]         (84-26012) [7-2-0,82]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HI-TOP FADE                    DIAMONDBACK
HAIR DAY (5440)                SERPENTS HOLD 820 (2799)
(84-30902) [11-29-0,90]        (84-15867) [8-7-1,178]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SERPENTS HOLD 820 (2799)      99 
2. KAOS 12-10 (6603)             36    SWEETNESS (6708)
3. PLAGUEWIND 4D (8065)          29    Unchartered Team
4. EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)         28 
5. MOR WINT TEAMS XXII (7718)    25 PHILANTHROPISTS 122 (6630)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 4*PHILANTHROPISTS 12 (6630)  2   0  0 100.   1/14 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     5  2 0
 2/ 0*ROCK RIDGE 18 (8727)       1   0  0 100.   2- 4*SOME OLD B (8453)         3  0 1
 3- 5*BIRTHDAY CAKE (3679)       1   0  0 100.   3/38 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)    3  0 0
 4/ 1*THIRSTY THUGS 1501 (9179)  7   1  0 87.5   4/ 8 SWEETNESS (6708)          3  0 0
 5- 7*SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)      7   1  0 87.5   5-10*VOLVO (5713)              3  0 0
 6/ 8 SWEETNESS (6708)          13   2  1 86.7   6- 9 HIGH WATER (5779)         3  0 0
 7/ 0*MASS PAIN (8442)           6   1  0 85.7   7-11*PHILANTHROPISTS A (6625)  3  1 1
 8/ 0*105TH DIRE LANCERS (7230)  4   1  1 80.0   8/ 1*PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     3  1 0
 9-10*RAGE OF HEAVEN (9476)      4   1  0 80.0   9/16*A HIVE (7959)             3  1 0
10-11*SPRINGTIME XXXXI (9651)    7   2  0 77.8  10-12 UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394) 3  1 0
11/12*TODAY TOO (4626)           7   2  0 77.8  03/103 MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   3  1 0
12-13*PHILANTHROPISTS A (6625)   3   1  1 75.0  12/15 SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   3  3 1
13-16 DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)       13   5  0 72.2  13- 3 TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   3  7 0
14/20 SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   10   4  1 71.4  14-19 WILD STYLE (5442)         2  0 1
15-17 TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)    24  10  1 70.6  15- 5*RAGE OF HEAVEN (9476)     2  0 0
16-21 SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)    9   4  0 69.2  16- 6*HAPPY SPRING V (9684)     2  0 0
17-22 WILD STYLE (5442)         15   7  1 68.2  17-22 MUFFINS! IV (7752)        2  0 0
18/29 THIRSTY THUGS 1415 (8218)  8   4  2 66.7  18- 7 THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)    2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-24 NAMED BY MARK XXII (7743)  8   4  0 66.7  19-41 DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)       2  0 0
20-27*JONES (9253)               6   3  0 66.7  20/80*PHILANTHROPISTS 12 (6630) 2  0 0
21-28*NAMED BY MARK XXV (7745)   6   3  0 66.7  21-27*SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     2  0 0
22/79*MMM BEER 82 (9747)         2   1  0 66.7  22-28 BIRDEMIC (5439)           2  0 0
23/23 OLD ONE (2726)            12   7  0 63.2  23-29 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    2  0 0
24-31 CODE NAMES 34 (5934)      10   6  0 62.5  24-45 KAOS 11-08 (3833)         2  0 0
25/45*FINAL CRUSADE (9483)       5   3  0 62.5  25/88*MMM BEER 82 (9747)        2  1 0
26-33 SATAN'S WORKSHOP (8760)    8   5  0 61.5  26-31*THE BIG BLEED (8732)      2  1 0
27-34*SOME OLD B (8453)         11   7  2 61.1  27/37 THIRSTY THUGS 1415 (8218) 2  1 0
28-35 THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)    14   9  0 60.9  28-43 NEVERMIND (4449)          2  2 1
29-36*PHILANTHROPISTS30 (1636)   6   4  0 60.0  29-51*THE DONALD (9408)         2  2 0
30-39 THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216) 10   7  1 58.8  30-44*GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    2  2 0
31-40 SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)      7   5  0 58.3  31/13*D-HIVE (7962)             2  2 0
32-41 PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 22  16  0 57.9  32/76*KAOS 14-10 (8432)         2  2 0
33-42 IN THE WIND (5770)        23  17  3 57.5  19/119 VANITY (5432)             2  2 0
34/38 THIRSTY THUGS 1356 (6834) 20  15  1 57.1  34- 2*UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      2  3 0
35-44 THIRSTY THUGS 1302 (6200)  8   6  0 57.1  35/50*ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    2  4 0
36-46*HAPPY SPRING V (9684)      5   4  0 55.6  25/125 WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   2  4 0
37/32*BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)   5   4  0 55.6  37-52 FEARSOME 5 (6653)         2  4 0
38-48 TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   35  29  5 54.7  38-48 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  2  4 0
39/ 0 SERPENTS HOLD 820 (2799)   8   7  1 53.3  39-49 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  2  4 0
40-50 HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)      9   8  0 52.9  24/124*NOT 4-LETTER TUMS' (8638) 2  5 0
41-51*GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    10   9  2 52.6  41/17 SICK DAY 25 (9347)        2  5 0
42-53 BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)   10   9  0 52.6  42-53 SUMMERTEETH (8396)        1  0 1
43-54 REVIEW 2 (8408)           12  11  2 52.2  43-54 HURRICANE (5905)          1  0 1
44/55 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)   115 108  1 51.6  44-55 HERO BLUES (5768)         1  0 1
45-56 N.W.A. (4830)             19  18  1 51.4  45-20*SPRINGTIME XXXXI (9651)   1  0 0
46-57 SUMMERTEETH (8396)        86  82  5 51.2  46/ 0*ROCK RIDGE 18 (8727)      1  0 0
47/58 BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 69  67  3 50.7  47-59*DRIPPING WITH... (9163)   1  0 0
48-59 EPIC RAP (7883)           35  35  7 50.0  48-62*SHAKE FOR ME (9252)       1  0 0
49-60 BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY I (4624) 34  34  1 50.0  49-63*JONES (9253)              1  0 0
50-61 BUCKY FELLINI (7882)      26  26  0 50.0  50-64*ULTRAMAGNETIC (9254)      1  0 0
51-62 PHILLY X (5632)           20  20  0 50.0  51-74*BUBBA'S CARRY-ONS (8277)  1  0 0
52-63 STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  17  17  0 50.0  52-72 FOOLS 2014 - IV (7822)    1  0 0
53-64 HURRICANE (5905)          13  13  1 50.0  53-71 BUCKY FELLINI (7882)      1  0 0
54-65 SIC 'EM (7202)            11  11  0 50.0  54-75 EPIC RAP (7883)           1  0 0
55/85 THIRSTY THUGS 1303 (6201)  9   9  0 50.0  55-73 XCOM BETA (7965)          1  0 0
56-66 MY HEROES! (9676)          6   6  0 50.0  56-23 SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)     1  0 0
57-68 SATAN'S REINDEER 4 (8770)  5   5  0 50.0  57/ 0*PLAGUEWIND 4D (8065)      1  0 0
58-69 SICK DAY 24 (9346)         5   5  0 50.0  58-24 THIRSTY THUGS 1421 (8202) 1  0 0
59/98 MOR WINT TEAMS XXI (7718)  5   5  0 50.0  59-89 ERRONE (8231)             1  0 0
60-72*DRIPPING WITH... (9163)    4   4  0 50.0  60/ 0*BATTLE FROGS 14-10 (8433) 1  0 0
61-74*BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822)     4   4  0 50.0  61/ 0*PAINFULL VIBES (8441)     1  0 0
62/ 0*PLAGUEWIND 4D (8065)       3   3  0 50.0  62/ 0*MASS PAIN (8442)          1  0 0
63-77*ACTION INC. (2802)         2   2  0 50.0  63-77 SIC 'EM (7202)            1  0 0
64-80*BUBBA'S CARRY-ONS (8277)   1   1  0 50.0  64/ 0*105TH DIRE LANCERS (7230) 1  0 0
65/ 0*PAINLESS POINT (8440)      1   1  0 50.0  00-100 TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)    1  0 0
66/ 0*PAINFULL VIBES (8441)      1   1  0 50.0  66-99 CODE NAMES 34 (5934)      1  0 0
67-81*EAGLE VS SHARK (4036)      1   1  0 50.0  67-81*JEWISH BUFFET 2 (5889)    1  0 0
68-82 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     32  33  2 49.2  68/82*TODAY TOO (4626)          1  0 0
69/86 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     31  33  1 48.4  69-83 PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 1  0 0
70-83 80S MOVIES (8020)         12  13  0 48.0  70-84*BIRTHDAY CAKE (3679)      1  0 0
71-87 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       14  16  0 46.7  71/18 THIRSTY THUGS 1356 (6834) 1  1 1
72-88 FOOLS 2014 - IV (7822)     7   8  0 46.7  72/87*FINAL CRUSADE (9483)      1  1 0
73-90 HERO BLUES (5768)         13  15  3 46.4  73-30 MY HEROES! (9676)         1  1 0
74/67 THIRSTY THUGS 1354 (6836)  6   7  0 46.2  74-33 SATAN'S WORKSHOP (8760)   1  1 0
75-91*VOLVO (5713)              10  12  0 45.5  10-110 SATAN'S REINDEER 4 (8770) 1  1 0
76-93 ERRONE (8231)              5   6  0 45.5  76/21*THIRSTY THUGS 1501 (9179) 1  1 0
12/112 BLOOD SYNDICATE (7917)     5   6  0 45.5  77/25 THIRSTY THUGS 1409 (8206) 1  1 0
78/71 LIFERZ (6613)              5   6  0 45.5  78-35*INTELLIVISION (7922)      1  1 0
79/70 THIRSTY THUGS 1323 (6218)  5   6  0 45.5  79-36 BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)   1  1 0
80/84 THIRSTY THUGS 1409 (8206)  9  11  0 45.0  14-114 THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216) 1  1 0
81-94 THIRSTY THUGS 1421 (8202)  8  10  0 44.4  81-34 HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)     1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-95 FINGER LICKIN (8407)       8  10  0 44.4  82-91 REVIEW 2 (8408)           1  1 0
18/118*A HIVE (7959)              4   5  0 44.4  39/139 BLOOD SYNDICATE (7917)    1  1 0
84-97*INTELLIVISION (7922)       4   5  0 44.4  15-115 NAMED BY MARK XXVI (7747) 1  1 0
85-99 NEVERMIND (4449)          38  48  2 44.2  85-92 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    1  1 0
00-100 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    18  23  2 43.9  86-39 NAMED BY MARK XXII (7743) 1  1 0
01-101 THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  17  22  0 43.6  87-40*NAMED BY MARK XXV (7745)  1  1 0
02-102 I SHALL BE FREE (5764)    13  17  0 43.3  88-42 THIRSTY THUGS 1302 (6200) 1  1 0
03-103*THE BIG BLEED (8732)       9  12  1 42.9  89/95 THIRSTY THUGS 1303 (6201) 1  1 0
04-104 MUFFINS! IV (7752)         6   8  1 42.9  90/26 THIRSTY THUGS 1323 (6218) 1  1 0
06-106 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  29  40  2 42.0  91-97 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       1  1 0
07-107 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      30  42  2 41.7  92/98 LIFERZ (6613)             1  1 0
08-108*OBELISK 007 (8144)         5   7  1 41.7  01-101 I SHALL BE FREE (5764)    1  1 0
94/ 0*102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227)  5   7  0 41.7  02-102 IN THE WIND (5770)        1  1 0
09-109 NAMED BY MARK XXVI (7747)  5   7  0 41.7  04-104 THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  1  1 0
10/110 KAOS 12-10 (6603)         13  19  1 40.6  05-105 N.W.A. (4830)             1  1 0
15-115 BIRDEMIC (5439)           29  44  3 39.7  06-106*EAGLE VS SHARK (4036)     1  1 0
16-116 UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394) 11  17  0 39.3  98/85 OLD ONE (2726)            1  1 0
05/105*D-HIVE (7962)              3   5  1 37.5  08-108*OBELISK 007 (8144)        1  2 1
45/145*NOT 4-LETTER TUMS' (8638)  3   5  0 37.5  00/32*BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)  1  2 0
19-119*JEWISH BUFFET 2 (5889)     3   5  0 37.5  09/109 THIRSTY THUGS 1512 (9168) 1  2 0
20-120 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  23  39  2 37.1  02-46*SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      1  2 0
21/121 VANITY (5432)             33  56  2 37.1  11/111 BACON AND BEER (7915)     1  2 0
17/117 SICK DAY 25 (9347)         7  12  0 36.8  23-123*THE 80'S (8022)           1  2 0
22-122 FEAR FACTORY 6 (7488)     12  21  0 36.4  16-116 WILD THINGS (6974)        1  2 0
11/111*PASTA LA VISTA (9412)      4   7  1 36.4  32/132 MOR WINT TEAMS XXI (7718) 1  2 0
39/139 THIRSTY THUGS 1512 (9168)  4   7  0 36.4  17/117 THIRSTY THUGS 1354 (6836) 1  2 0
23-123 AL BUMS IX (4438)         45  79  2 36.3  58/158 KAOS 12-10 (6603)         1  2 0
24-124 HIGH WATER (5779)         17  30  0 36.2  21/121 HAIR DAY (5440)           1  2 0
25-125*SUHT YOURSELF (9407)       5   9  0 35.7  20-120*JEWISH BUFFET (5887)      1  2 0
27-127 BEING THERE (5172)        21  38  1 35.6  22-122*PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   1  3 0
26/126*KAOS 14-10 (8432)          6  11  0 35.3  26-126*THINGS WITH NAMES (9748)  1  8 0
28-128 80'S MUSIC (8017)          7  13  0 35.0  27-127 BEING THERE (5172)        0  7 0
30-130 WILD THINGS (6974)        25  47  2 34.7  30/130*ROBO VILLIAGE (8247)      0  4 0
31-131 KAOS 11-08 (3833)         30  60  1 33.3  28-128 80'S MUSIC (8017)         0  4 0
29/129 BACON AND BEER (7915)      7  14  0 33.3  16/ 0*KAOS 02-14 (7620)         0  4 0
32-132 XCOM BETA (7965)           5  10  0 33.3  29/129 KHORS GUARDIANS KJ (9203) 0  3 0
33-133*PHILANTHROPISTS20 (1401)   3   6  0 33.3  13/113 BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 0  3 0
34-134*SHAKE FOR ME (9252)        2   4  0 33.3  31/131 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 0  3 0
35-135*ALIBIS (8213)              2   4  0 33.3  33-133 SCOTTISH ROMANCE (5214)   0  3 0
36-136*GIANTS (8246)              1   2  0 33.3  34-134 IDIOCRACY (4683)          0  3 0
48/148 MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   10  21  0 32.3  35-135*PHILANTHROPISTS30 (1636)  0  3 0
37-137 SCOTTISH ROMANCE (5214)   13  28  0 31.7  23-47*C HIVE (7961)             0  2 0
42-142*UNGENTLE BENS (9411)       4  10  1 28.6  41-141 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      0  2 0
43-143*OTTODROME 149 (7578)       2   5  1 28.6  25/ 0*2 SLASHERS, 1 PL (6766)   0  2 0
44-144*ULTRAMAGNETIC (9254)       2   5  0 28.6  18-118 PHILLY X (5632)           0  2 0
46-146*C HIVE (7961)              2   5  0 28.6  42-142 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     0  2 0
47-147 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    28  71  0 28.3  43-143*ITS JUST TRAVIS (4033)    0  2 0
41/141 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330)  6  16  0 27.3  44-144*PHILANTHROPISTS20 (1401)  0  2 0
50-150 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896)  9  25  0 26.5  36-136 SICK DAY 24 (9346)        0  1 0
51/151 WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   16  45  0 26.2  31/ 0*BROKEN SWORDS (9244)      0  1 0
52-152 SDSU COLLEGE RADIO (5400)  9  27  0 25.0  49-149 FINGER LICKIN (8407)      0  1 0
53-153*THINGS WITH NAMES (9748)   6  18  0 25.0  38-138*ALIBIS (8213)             0  1 0
49/149*ROBO VILLIAGE (8247)       4  12  0 25.0  12-112 80S MOVIES (8020)         0  1 0
55-155*JEWISH BUFFET (5887)       2   6  0 25.0  35/ 0*PAINLESS POINT (8440)     0  1 0
36/ 0*BATTLE FROGS 14-10 (8433)  1   3  0 25.0  37-137 SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)   0  1 0
56-156 FEARSOME 5 (6653)          8  25  1 24.2  51-151*D & O (8447)              0  1 0
60/160*ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)     6  19  0 24.0  38-90*GIANTS (8246)             0  1 0
57-157*THE DONALD (9408)          4  13  0 23.5  39/ 0*102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 0  1 0
59-159 IDIOCRACY (4683)          17  56  1 23.3  54-154*COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)     0  1 0
58/158 HAIR DAY (5440)           11  37  0 22.9  41-93 FEAR FACTORY 6 (7488)     0  1 0
61-161*D & O (8447)               2   8  1 20.0  42-94*OTTODROME 149 (7578)      0  1 0
43/ 0*2 SLASHERS, 1 PL (6766)    1   4  0 20.0  56-156*ISIS (7622)               0  1 0
62/162 KHORS GUARDIANS KJ (9203)  2   9  0 18.2  44/ 0*SUICIDE KINGS (6717)      0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
63-163*PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)    2  10  1 16.7  59-159*BUBBA'S CLUSTER (6811)    0  1 0
64-164*ISIS (7622)                2  10  0 16.7  60-160*BUBBA'S SYNDICATE (6812)  0  1 0
65-165*THE 80'S (8022)            1   5  0 16.7  61-161*BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822)    0  1 0
66-166*LEGIONS OF HELL (5678)     1   5  0 16.7  63-163*LEGIONS OF HELL (5678)    0  1 0
49/ 0*KAOS 02-14 (7620)          1  12  0  7.7  62-162 SDSU COLLEGE RADIO (5400) 0  1 0
67-167*ITS JUST TRAVIS (4033)     0   2  0  0.0  64-164 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 0  1 0
51/ 0*BROKEN SWORDS (9244)       0   1  0  0.0  65-165 AL BUMS IX (4438)         0  1 0
68-168*COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)      0   1  0  0.0  66-166 BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY I (4624) 0  1 0
53/ 0*SUICIDE KINGS (6717)       0   1  0  0.0  68-168*THINGS I ROLL (4269)      0  1 0
69-169*BUBBA'S CLUSTER (6811)     0   1  0  0.0  07-107 STORMY'S TROOPERS (3161)  0  1 0
70-170*BUBBA'S SYNDICATE (6812)   0   1  0  0.0  55/ 0 SERPENTS HOLD 820 (2799)  0  1 0
71-171*THINGS I ROLL (4269)       0   1  0  0.0  70-170*ACTION INC. (2802)        0  1 0
57/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 02 (506)      0   1  0  0.0  57/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 02 (506)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
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                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  BLACKSTONE needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Too bad, PASTA LA 
VISTA, but EL CAMINO:TRES was just too good to be stopped.  I couldn't believe it.  
Did EL CAMINO:TRES really go up by 13?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  ZOMBIE SQUAD XI had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 3rd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did MOTHERSHIP TEMPE 
really go up by 92?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
PHILANTHROPISTS 122 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and 
wound up as 20th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did MMM BEER 82 really go up by 63?  
If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  See if I even talk to 
any of those losers in D-HIVE again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta 
won a lotta fights!  KAOS 14-10 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got 
a 1-2-0 and wound up as 32nd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did VANITY really go up 
by 86?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  ONLY THAT 
REAL! had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-2-0 and wound up as 
35th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did WEAPON GENERATOR really go up by 89?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  NOT 4-LETTER TUMS' had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 40th team!  
Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  SICK DAY 25 dropped 24, which I 
think's more than all the other teams combined!  I couldn't believe it.  Did TODAY 
TOO really go up by 14?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--THIRSTY THUGS 1356 got 0-1-0 
and dropped 53.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  FINAL CRUSADE had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 72nd team!  See if 
I even talk to any of those losers in THIRSTY THUGS 1501 again!  Didja see where they 
got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Really, just how far can one team 
drop in one round?  THIRSTY THUGS 1409 dropped 52, which I think's more than all the 
other teams combined!  I couldn't believe it.  Did BLOOD SYNDICATE really go up by 
56?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  See if I even 
talk to any of those losers in THIRSTY THUGS 1323 again!  Didja see where they got 
0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to 
this--OLD ONE got 0-1-0 and dropped 13.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  
Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  BLACK COLOSSUS 3B dropped 68, 
which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  MOR WINT TEAMS XXII had like 
a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 106th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did KAOS 12-10 really go up by 50?  If only those guys didn't 
have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  HAIR DAY had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 109th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did ROBO 
VILLIAGE really go up by 16?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  KHORS GUARDIANS KJV had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 
0-1-0 and wound up as 117th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did THIRSTY THUGS 0513 
really go up by 12?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
MVP award for DIAMONDBACK?  SERPENTS HOLD 820's proud of it after beating CHAMPION 
and getting 99 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  GLOBULAR VENALITY's match with 
A-DRONE1 cost him a loss of 19 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  
LOVELY stopped HI-TOP FADE dead in his tracks!  I hear the top team insists all their 
warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  PIPER AT THE GATES was the most avoided team.  Is a 22-16-0 record 
really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are OLD ONE?  PIPER AT THE GATES, 
an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIAMONDBACK 15867             8   7  1 178         SERPENTS HOLD 820 (2799)  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RUBIN CARTER 33714           10   7  1 102         HURRICANE (5905)          
-CAPTAIN MAGMA 44594           8   4    100         NAMED BY MARK XXIII (7743)
-OPAL RAVIOLI 44642            6   8  1  99         MUFFINS! IV (7752)        
-MOON PIE 40905               12  13     95         BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    
-SCREAMING END 32894          13   9  3  94         HERO BLUES (5768)         
 ROSA MEXICANA 35386          12   6     94         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
-THE GNOME 26786              18  11     93         PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 
-WHITE DOVE 32903             14  11     93         IN THE WIND (5770)        
-EX SAINT 30768               10  12     93         KAOS 11-08 (3833)         
-BONITO PICAROS 28846         11   6  1  92         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HI-TOP FADE 30902            11  29     90         HAIR DAY (5440)           
-SKINNER 46102                 5   5     90         XCOM BETA (7965)          
-WARBLING CUCKOO 32950        11  15     89         HIGH WATER (5779)         
-PRODIGY 45719                 9   8     89         HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)     
-MC REN 27222                 14   6     88         N.W.A. (4830)             
 HOT MESS 45578               12  10  1  87         VANITY (5432)             
-CURSE 48900                   8   4  1  87         REVIEW 2 (8408)           
-WHIRLING INSOMNIA 34482      11   4     85         DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)       
-SASMA 47473                   8   8     85         THIRSTY THUGS 1421 (8202) 
-VENGER 47101                  5   2  1  85         OBELISK 007 (8144)        
-DOUBLE E 32927               13  14     83         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     
 CRUTCH 15431                 12   7     83         OLD ONE (2726)            
-XABI 35455                    8   6     83         THIRSTY THUGS 1302 (6200) 
-SAUSAGE FINGERS 31771         8   7     82         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 CHAMPION 26012                7   2     82         TODAY TOO (4626)          
-MR SHEEP 29469               11   4     81         SCOTTISH ROMANCE (5214)   
 SLAIN MELEE 47553             8   4  2  81         THIRSTY THUGS 1415 (8218) 
 ISOLATED ANGEL 41325          7   5  1  81         KAOS 12-10 (6603)         
 MALEFICENT 49122              6   1     78         MASS PAIN (8442)          
 BEDTIME 49248                11  44     77         BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 
-AIR RAID 32877               12  10     76         I SHALL BE FREE (5764)    
 MR WIGGLES 56416              5   3     74         ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)    
 ATO'D 35460                   9   9     73         THIRSTY THUGS 1303 (6201) 
-MR. POTATO HEADLESS 50984     8   5     73         SATAN'S WORKSHOP (8760)   
-DOOM BISCUIT 26215           11  15  1  71         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-CITADEL 33872                10   6     71         CODE NAMES 34 (5934)      
-BALTIMORE ZOO 45874           9   6     71         BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)   
-LAIR CHIME 47541             10   7  1  70         THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216) 
-TIN WOMAN 42604               8   0     70         WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       
-KARDASHIAN 38062              5   3     70         UCLA COLLEGE RADIO (5394) 
-BRUISE 41926                  9   4     69         COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPECTRE 46450                 9   4     67         SPIRIT'S REALM 2 (8027)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOCUS POCUS 33620             6   4     66         MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   
-ILL SHIVER 38385              9   9  1  65         KAOS 11-08 (3833)         
-FRACTURED FURY 47055          7   5     65         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 SALSA CALIENTE 35328          8   9     64         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
-BONDS 30305                   7   0     63         SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     
-POP GUN 44904                 6   8  2  63         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
-ECO POWER 51863               5   2     63         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
-SMELLY SOCKS 29650            4   2     63         TUM'S ALL STARS (5238)    
-WEENIE DEN 55871              7   2     62         SPRINGTIME XXXXI (9651)   
-CINCO 28864                   7   2     62         THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  
 WEBBED OHS 44463              5   5     62         MOR WINT TEAMS XXII (7718)
-REDICULOUS 41392             11   7     61         SIC 'EM (7202)            
-SHAPELESS PURIST 56034        5   4     60         HAPPY SPRING V (9684)     
 RADICAL PLASMA 47490          9  11     59         THIRSTY THUGS 1409 (8206) 
-MEGA GATOR VS PREDAT 33668    9   5     59         BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 
-STEALING 48901                4   4  1  59         REVIEW 2 (8408)           
 MODRIC 39190                  9   8  1  58         THIRSTY THUGS 1356 (6834) 
 WRATH ELITISM 53261           7   1     58         THIRSTY THUGS 1501 (9179) 
-STAN THE BURPER 44608         6   2     58         NAMED BY MARK XXV (7745)  
-LEMON 55993                   5   4     58         MY HEROES! (9676)         
-PRIMERIDIAN 44883             9   4  1  57         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 SANGREAL 54993                5   3     57         FINAL CRUSADE (9483)      
 A-DRONE1 46055                4   0     57         A HIVE (7959)             

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHARP TIE 38182              12  16     56         VANITY (5432)             
-HOTEL ARIZONA 29194           8   5  1  56         BEING THERE (5172)        
-SPECTRE 46385                 7   4     56         SPIRIT'S REALM (8014)     
 VILGARN WILL 49037            6   3     55         KAOS 14-10 (8432)         
 *AHOTAN 37766                 5   6     55         LIFERZ (6613)             
 SOULBREAKER 51701             5   4     54         BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)  
 SAUSAGE PUFF 45806            7  14     53         BACON AND BEER (7915)     
-MAIM AND POP 49239            6   1  1  53         GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    
-CARD SHARK 40444              6   5  1  53         FEARSOME 5 (6653)         
-MATT THE HAT 44616            5   7     53         NAMED BY MARK XXVII (7747)
-POKEY 56464                   4   0     52         THE BIG BLEED (8732)      
-KOSHER KOLACT 33636           3   1     52         JEWISH BUFFET 2 (5889)    
 ZOMBIE BABY 53039             7   2     51         SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   
-ERROR 47622                   5   6     51         ERRONE (8231)             
 ALCOHOL DELI 53208            4   7     51         THIRSTY THUGS 1512 (9168) 
-ERNIE ERNESTO 48896           6   5     50         FINGER LICKIN (8407)      
-EMPTY CASKET 43915            2   6     50         ISIS (7622)               
-EGG RAID 49227                4   2     49         SOME OLD B (8453)         
-KILLER CUPID 51038            5   5     48         SATAN'S REINDEER 4 (8770) 
-ASTROSMASH 45840              4   5     48         INTELLIVISION (7922)      
-TOUGH SQUARE 56622           10   5  1  46         TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   
 GLOBULAR VENALITY 54215       7   8     46         SICK DAY 25 (9347)        
-RIOT FIGHT 49230              6   2  2  45         SOME OLD B (8453)         
-CGI 38037                     4   5     45         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
-LOVE BITES 46399              6  10     44         80'S MUSIC (8017)         
-SKULL PROBATION 45088         3   5     44         FOOLS 2014 - IV (7822)    
 FOG HAMMER 41370              8  16     43         WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   
-P190 51347                    3   1     43         VOLVO (5713)              
 JO ANN SUE 48148              6  16     42         THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 
-POLLY 49316                   5   4     41         NEVERMIND (4449)          
-BIRD TURGLAR 56624           11   6  1  40         TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   
-BRONSKI BEAT 30643            6   4     40         SDSU COLLEGE RADIO (5400) 
 ROCKET POWER 51330            4   2     40         ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    
 MATA 39196                    6   7     39         THIRSTY THUGS 1354 (6836) 
-STANK PLUNGER 39128           4   1     39         BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELLO KILLER 45154            7  13     37         WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   
-CHERUB 54957                  4   1     37         RAGE OF HEAVEN (9476)     
-HAPPY DAYS 39328              6   6     36         BEING THERE (5172)        
 HAAGENSON 45814               5   6     36         BLOOD SYNDICATE (7917)    
-AGNOSTIC CHASER 54207         5   5     36         SICK DAY 24 (9346)        
 RUBINSTEIN 35548              5   6     35         THIRSTY THUGS 1323 (6218) 
-BERTHA MASON 32951            2   8     35         HIGH WATER (5779)         
 WILROL 41548                  4   1  1  34         105TH DIRE LANCERS (7230) 
-MALCORN MATZAH BALL 33625     2   0     34         JEWISH BUFFET (5887)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LINT 50315                    3   1     33         NOT 4-LETTER TUMS' (8638) 
-WILLOW TREE 53736             2   0     33         SHAKE FOR ME (9252)       
-NAS 53739                     3   0     32         JONES (9253)              
-MOON LANDING 44902            3   4     31         BEING THERE (5172)        
-DRAIN YOU 25041               3  13     30         NEVERMIND (4449)          
-SOUFFLE TOUPEE 54522          2   2     30         THE DONALD (9408)         
 MARGAERY 49117                1   1     30         PAINFULL VIBES (8441)     
-SCENARIO 45487                5   2  1  29         EPIC RAP (7883)           
-STENREK HUHON 9044            3   1     29         PHILANTHROPISTS30 (1636)  
-WATCHING SCOTTY DIE 45465     2   2     29         BUCKY FELLINI (7882)      
-KOOL KEITH 53742              2   1     29         ULTRAMAGNETIC (9254)      
 MISTWALKER 46666              1   0     29         PLAGUEWIND 4D (8065)      
-AORTA 50838                   3   3  1  28         THE BIG BLEED (8732)      
-ANGEL HAIR 54540              1   2     28         PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     
-BOMBASTIC LEMMING 56620       6   8  1  27         TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   
 BEELRETH 41537                2   3     27         102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 
-'85 ROYALS 46424              1   3     27         THE 80'S (8022)           
 TELELESTAI 53484              2   9     26         KHORS GUARDIANS KJV (9203)
-HOBBS 47706                   2   2     26         ROBO VILLIAGE (8247)      
-AFFLECK 54534                 1   1     26         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
 WAFFLE ZOMBIE 51343           3   1     25         MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   
-CAN'T STAND IT 48801          2   1  2  25         SUMMERTEETH (8396)        
 RARE VOS 56350                2   1     24         MMM BEER 82 (9747)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FRIED CHEESE 53180            2   0     23         DRIPPING WITH... (9163)   
 D-DRONE1 46071                3   1  1  22         D-HIVE (7962)             
-PRETTY IN PINK 56450          3   4     22         80S MOVIES (8020)         
-CRUNCHY FROG 56623            2   3     22         TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   
-PV-60 50277                   2   0     22         VOLVO (5713)              
-WONN WISESTAFF 9042           3   2     21         PHILANTHROPISTS30 (1636)  
 WIX 37877                     2   0     21         PHILANTHROPISTS 122 (6630)
-GIG 54537                     2   0     21         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
-LAX LAWRENCE 43527            2   3  1  20         OTTODROME 149 (7578)      
-PNIN 15878                    2   2     20         ACTION INC. (2802)        
-RADAR LOVE 56371              2   0     20         COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    
-C-DRONE4 46067                1   1     20         C HIVE (7961)             
-ZORRO 56621                   4   5  2  19         TWISTED AND SICK (9749)   
 SLASHER ONE 38753             1   2     19         2 SLASHERS, 1 PL (6766)   
-TWILIGHT SPARKLE 49492        1   2     19         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-JOLLY GREEN 47699             1   2     19         GIANTS (8246)             
-ARL SMILEBLOOM 7583           2   4     18         PHILANTHROPISTS20 (1401)  
-DOG ATE IT 47529              1   3     18         ALIBIS (8213)             
-FAT OLD SUN 56360             1   2  1  16         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   
-GHAZI 54536                   1   2  1  16         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
 DAENERYS 49110                1   1     16         PAINLESS POINT (8440)     
-SEA WASH 32907                4   2  1  15         IN THE WIND (5770)        
-3/4THS DRUNK 32873            1   2     15         I SHALL BE FREE (5764)    
-QUALITY 56362                 0   2     15         THE DONALD (9408)         
-LIGHT LEGEND 37829            1   0  1  14         PHILANTHROPISTS A (6625)  
-TROPHY WIFE 54521             0   4     14         THE DONALD (9408)         
 SLASHER TWO 38749             0   2     14         2 SLASHERS, 1 PL (6766)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-POISON OAK 49383              3   3  1  13         WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      
-X162 56390                    2   0     12         VOLVO (5713)              
-33% GOD 49199                 1   3     12         D & O (8447)              
-ED THE LAVA FLOW 56606        3   2     11         THINGS WITH NAMES (9748)  
 WILSON 43891                  1   4     11         KAOS 02-14 (7620)         
-3 HATS 47867                  1   0     11         BUBBA'S CARRY-ONS (8277)  
 V.C. JOHNSON 50811            1   0     11         ROCK RIDGE 18 (8727)      
-FOOLISH SUCKA 22508           1   1     10         EAGLE VS SHARK (4036)     
 ONE FOOT FROG 49044           1   0     10         BATTLE FROGS 14-10 (8433) 
-RAGE ROYAL 37831              1   0     10         PHILANTHROPISTS A (6625)  
-JOHN WAYNE MACY'S 49236       1   3  1   9         GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    
-RADICAL TIGERBATTLER 37830    1   0      9         PHILANTHROPISTS A (6625)  
-REVOLUTION 32296              1   1      8         LEGIONS OF HELL (5678)    
-RIP TIDE 56629                1   1      8         WILD THINGS (6974)        
-BAD 39139                     1   1      8         AL BUMS IX (4438)         
-ADRIAN THE TICK 56607         1   4      7         THINGS WITH NAMES (9748)  
-BONUS BATTER 49226            1   1      7         SOME OLD B (8453)         
-SEVEN LAYER CAKE 20625        1   0      7         BIRTHDAY CAKE (3679)      
-MOE THE COW 56604             1   4      7         THINGS WITH NAMES (9748)  
-DRUNK BUDDY 24082             0   1      7         THINGS I ROLL (4269)      
-CTRL+ALT+DELETE 39073         0   1      7         BUBBA'S CLUSTER (6811)    
 BASE JUMPER 38491             0   1      7         SUICIDE KINGS (6717)      
 KAAN 53694                    0   1      7         BROKEN SWORDS (9244)      
-FINISHED LINE 49240           1   3      6         GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    
-HEMO 56459                    1   3      6         THE BIG BLEED (8732)      
-MUGGER 38018                  1   3      6         FEARSOME 5 (6653)         
-TRICLOPSE 39620               0   1      5         BUBBA'S 3RD ARMY II (4624)
-ORMONDE 39075                 0   1      5         BUBBA'S SYNDICATE (6812)  
-C-DRONE 7 56658               1   1      4         C HIVE (7961)             
 GO CRAZY 56696                1   1      4         ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    
-IVY THE DAISY 56643           0   3      3         THINGS WITH NAMES (9748)  
-TRAVIS 2 22496                0   1      1         ITS JUST TRAVIS (4033)    
 PRISONER 025 2566             0   1      1         DUNGEON CELL 02 (506)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TOP OF THE HILL 34446   8 11 2 A LOT TO LAUGH 5774  VENGER 47101          193   
ZERO 44960              0  2 0 BORDERLANDS 2 7800   GUNCOTTON 56357       192   
AGAIN WE RISE 43063     8 14 0 FEAR FACTORY 6 7488  SCREAMING END 32894   193   
CANDY CRUSH 50530       0  1 0 KAOS 02-14 7620      SHEWISH GIANT         195  NONE
DAT 50531               0  1 0 KAOS 02-14 7620      MOUNTAIN TROLL        195  NONE
DAW 50529               0  1 0 KAOS 02-14 7620      SHEWISH GIANT         195  NONE
DAY 56641               0  1 0 KAOS 12-10 6603      ARENAMASTER           195  NONE
DAX 56639               0  1 0 KAOS 14-10 8432      DARK CHAMPION         195  NONE
DAZ 56640               0  1 0 KAOS 14-10 8432      MOUNTAIN TROLL        195  NONE
B-BOY STANCE 54599      0  2 0 ONLY THAT REAL! 8813 WET NOODLE 56435      192   
UNREAL 6 56729          0  1 0 ONLY THAT REAL! 8813 STONE GOLEM           195  NONE
SHELLS 54541            0  2 0 PASTA LA VISTA 9412  HIGH ELF              195  NONE
TRYIN 56728             0  1 0 ROBO VILLIAGE 8247   BANDIT PRINCE         195  NONE
RANTKIN 17832          10 13 0 STORMY'S TROOPE 3161 RUBIN CARTER 33714    193   
KAREEM 30615            3  2 0 UCLA COLLEGE RA 5394 MODRIC 39190          194   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Mr. Hobbit -- Why do you ply me with nostalgia?  This heady drink, stronger than mead 
or spirit, breaks the mind into slivers wherein one sees all the pasts he could have 
held...if only.  Even knowing this, the drink is still as sweet and inviting as the 
promise of youth to an old fool.  I make no promises, but fill my mug once more and we 
may find ourselves on the same path. -- Nile

Nile -- Remember the old warehouse we explored one night?  You had to climb into the 
ceiling to defeat the locked door, and then came crashing down into a room full of 
guard dogs.  I had to break the glass to get you out.  Reached in grabbed your arm.  
Still remember the blood on your hand, running over your sacred gold ring, 
illuminating I thought for a second, a hidden script. And sure, blood drips in the 
present, but there is plenty to learn.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SHELLS was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DAX was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
TRYIN was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
DAY was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DAZ was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
UNREAL 6 was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena competition.
DAT was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
DAW was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
CANDY CRUSH was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LOVELY viciously subdued HI-TOP FADE in a action packed 2 minute gory expert's duel.
CRUTCH was viciously subdued by ROSA MEXICANA in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
HOT MESS handily defeated SOULBREAKER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHAMPION outlasted DIAMONDBACK in a 14 minute master's Title competition.
SLAIN MELEE demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
RADICAL PLASMA was overpowered by ISOLATED ANGEL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BEDTIME was handily defeated by MALEFICENT in a 2 minute bloody mismatched bout.
MODRIC was devastated by WEBBED OHS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SALSA CALIENTE luckily beat *AHOTAN in a exciting 1 minute veteran's bout.
ATO'D overpowered FOG HAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
GLOBULAR VENALITY was bested by A-DRONE1 in a popular 1 minute bout.
MR WIGGLES viciously subdued WRATH ELITISM in a popular 1 minute gruesome match.
SHARP TIE was vanquished by HOCUS POCUS in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
ZOMBIE BABY subdued RUBINSTEIN in a popular 2 minute fight.
MATA lost to ROCKET POWER in a popular 1 minute match.
SAUSAGE PUFF was vanquished by SANGREAL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ALCOHOL DELI viciously subdued TELELESTAI in a action packed 3 minute gruesome bout.
JO ANN SUE was overpowered by VILGARN WILL in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
D-DRONE1 lost to LINT in a popular 1 minute bout.
HAAGENSON overpowered SLASHER TWO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HELLO KILLER overpowered SLASHER ONE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WILSON was overpowered by WILROL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BEELRETH was overpowered by MARGAERY in a 2 minute uneven bout.
WAFFLE ZOMBIE subdued CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute contest.
RARE VOS won victory over DAENERYS in a 1 minute fight.
GO CRAZY was viciously subdued by MISTWALKER in a 2 minute novice vs. master battle.
WIX overpowered BASE JUMPER in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
KAAN was demolished by V.C. JOHNSON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ONE FOOT FROG overpowered PRISONER 025 in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         STRIKING ATTACK  171 - 133 - 13      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         WALL OF STEEL     48 -  45 -  4      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         LUNGING ATTACK   133 - 143 -  3      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         SLASHING ATTACK   60 -  68 -  2      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  21 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         TOTAL PARRY       62 -  77 -  4      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         AIMED BLOW       145 - 183 -  5      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     21 -  28 -  1      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  13 -  0      19  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  74 -  0      15  |

Turn 195 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  5         4  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     3 - 11         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         5 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  6         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DIAMONDBACK 15867           8   7  1  178 SERPENTS HOLD 820 (2799)
AIMED BLOW       ROSA MEXICANA -30150       12   6  0   94 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOT MESS -19958            12  10  1   87 VANITY (5432)
TOTAL PARRY      CHAMPION 26012              7   2  0   82 TODAY TOO (4626)
WALL OF STEEL    SLAIN MELEE -17983          8   4  2   81 THIRSTY THUGS 1415 (8218)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MALEFICENT -16414           6   1  0   78 MASS PAIN (8442)
SLASHING ATTACK  HOCUS POCUS -31916          6   4  0   66 MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)
PARRY-LUNGE      SOULBREAKER -13835          5   4  0   54 BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HI-TOP FADE 30902.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DIAMONDBACK 15867.  The ten other most popular fighters were ALCOHOL DELI 
-12328, ISOLATED ANGEL -24211, ZOMBIE BABY -12497, MISTWALKER -18870, UNREAL 6 -8807, 
ROSA MEXICANA -30150, MALEFICENT -16414, MR WIGGLES -9120, TELELESTAI -12052, and HOT 
MESS -19958.

The least popular fighter this week was PRISONER 025 2566.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KAAN -11842, BASE JUMPER -27045, DAENERYS -16426, WILSON 
-21645, SLASHER ONE -26783, SLASHER TWO -26787, GLOBULAR VENALITY -11321, FOG HAMMER 
-24166, MODRIC -26346, and BEDTIME -16288.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LOVELY (84--27101) SWEETNESS