DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/18/2016    Duedate: 03/02/2016

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 203

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HOT MESS
VANITY (5432)
(84-45578) [15-11-2,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HOT MESS                       SSG 4
VANITY (5432)                  MEDAL OF HONOR HK (6015)
(84-45578) [15-11-2,109]       (84-34311) [5-3-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SHARP TIE                      ZOMBIE BABY
VANITY (5432)                  SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)
(84-38182) [17-19-0,77]        (84-53039) [9-3-0,76]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

VANITY (5432)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THIRSTY THUGS 1512 (9168)     24 
2. SAD SPRING XV (9665)          20    SPRINGTIME XXXXI (9651)
3. THIRSTY THUGS 1506 (9174)     20    Unchartered Team
4. THIRSTY THUGS 1452 (8849)     18 
5. NAMED BY MARK XXV (7745)      17    MEDAL OF HONOR U7 (1152)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*ERRFOUR (8234)             3   0  0 100.   1- 1 REVIEW (8406)             6  2 0
 2/ 7*MEDAL OF HONOR U7 (1152)   2   0  0 100.   2/ 3 VANITY (5432)             5  1 1
 3/ 0*EVIL CLOWNS (4715)         1   0  0 100.   3- 2*JONES (9253)              4  0 0
 4/ 9 SPRINGTIME XXXXI (9651)   10   2  0 83.3   4/ 4*OFF THE LIST (4152)       4  6 0
 5-11 THIRSTY THUGS 1501 (9179)  9   2  0 81.8   5/13 SPRINGTIME XXXXI (9651)   3  0 0
 6/18*SAD SPRING XV (9665)       4   1  0 80.0   6/31 FEAR FACTORY 3 (7485)     3  0 0
 7/ 0*EMPTY ROOM (6103)          4   1  0 80.0   7- 7 DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      3  0 0
 8-13*JONES (9253)              13   4  0 76.5   8- 6 IN THE WIND (5770)        3  0 0
 9/ 0 TODAY TOO (4626)           9   3  1 75.0   9- 8*THE BIG BLEED (8732)      3  1 0
10/10 THIRSTY THUGS 1460 (8841)  9   3  0 75.0  10/98 THIRSTY THUGS 1452 (8849) 3  1 0
11/20 BEERSERKER (7320)          9   3  0 75.0  11- 9*ERRFIVE (8235)            3  1 0
12/37*ORLANDO WORDS (7008)       3   1  0 75.0  12/10 LAST THOUGHTS (7200)      3  1 0
13-19*ERROR M (4166)             3   1  0 75.0  13-11*THAT'S RIGHT (8405)       2  0 1
14/40*MEDAL OF HONOR W1  (1656)  3   1  0 75.0  14/46*THIRSTY GHUGS 1446 (8855) 2  0 0
15/23 FH12 (9511)                8   3  0 72.7  15/49*THIRSTY THUGS 1508 (9172) 2  0 0
16/25 NAMED BY MARK XXV (7745)   8   3  0 72.7  16-16*PREACHER (8409)           2  0 0
17/14 DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)       15   6  0 71.4  17/55*SEQUELS (8505)            2  0 0
18-21 PHXFUN19 (9373)           10   4  0 71.4  18/61*BAD NEWS BEERS (7928)     2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/27 SICK DAY 13 (9335)        10   4  0 71.4  19/58 THIRSTY THUGS 1418 (8221) 2  0 0
20-28 NAMED BY MARK XXII (7743) 11   5  0 68.8  20-15*ERRFOUR (8234)            2  0 0
21-29 DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      40  19  5 67.8  21/60 BLOOD SYNDICATE (7917)    2  0 0
22/ 0 SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   12   6  1 66.7  22/76 NAMED BY MARK XXV (7745)  2  0 0
23-30 TOM THUMB BLUES (7203)    12   6  1 66.7  23/72 SIC 'EM (7202)            2  0 0
24/43 THIRSTY THUGS 1447 (8854) 10   5  0 66.7  24-18 TOM THUMB BLUES (7203)    2  0 0
25/17*TEMPE 2014C (7380)         6   3  1 66.7  25/70 SOCIAL ENGINEER (7307)    2  0 0
26-33*AM02 (7058)                4   2  1 66.7  26/78*THIRSTY THUGS 1301 (6199) 2  0 0
27/ 0*RAGE OF HEAVEN (9476)      4   2  0 66.7  27/80 THIRSTY THUGS 1323 (6218) 2  0 0
28/51*THIRSTY GHUGS 1446 (8855)  4   2  0 66.7  28-33 HAIR DAY (5440)           2  0 0
29/12*CONS I (8156)              4   2  0 66.7  29-22*ERROR M (4166)            2  0 0
30/ 0*HAS BEENS (8718)           2   1  0 66.7  30-23 THREAD (3391)             2  0 0
06/106*THIRSTY THUGS 1508 (9172)  2   1  0 66.7  31/92*MEDAL OF HONOR U7 (1152)  2  0 0
32-41 ENTER THE WU (4831)       36  19  3 65.5  32/95*MEDAL OF HONOR W1  (1656) 2  0 0
33-42 OLD ONE (2726)            13   7  0 65.0  04/104 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       2  1 1
34/46 THIRSTY THUGS 1415 (8218) 11   6  2 64.7  35/135 WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   2  1 1
35/47 THIRSTY THUGS 1418 (8221)  9   5  0 64.3  35/25 HAPPY SPRING V (9684)     2  1 0
36-44 THREAD (3391)              9   5  0 64.3  36/99*MARK'S MASTERPIECE (8636) 2  1 0
37-45 TOME OF DARKNESS (9575)    7   4  0 63.6  02/102 THIRSTY THUGS 1447 (8854) 2  1 0
38/22*MEDAL OF HONOR HK (6015)   5   3  0 62.5  38/28 SICK DAY 13 (9335)        2  1 0
39-49*IN UTERO (5153)           14   9  0 60.9  39/ 5 FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    2  1 0
40/64 KNIGHTS (8867)             6   4  0 60.0  40-29 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    2  1 0
41/32 LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)    6   4  0 60.0  41/30*ORLANDO WORDS (7008)      2  1 0
42/98*MARK'S MASTERPIECE (8636)  3   2  0 60.0  42/17 MOR WINT TEAMS XXI (7718) 2  1 0
43-54 IN THE WIND (5770)        29  20  3 59.2  43/19 DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)       2  1 0
44-55*THAT'S RIGHT (8405)       13   9  3 59.1  13/113 THIRSTY THUGS 1346 (6241) 2  1 0
45/63 HAPPY SPRING V (9684)     10   7  0 58.8  45-32 BIRDEMIC (5439)           2  1 0
46-56 VOMMITZS (7548)            7   5  0 58.3  46/20 I SHALL BE FREE (5764)    2  1 0
47-58 DEAD WORLD (7602)         20  15  1 57.1  47-34*IN UTERO (5153)           2  1 0
48-59 REVIEW 2 (8408)           16  12  2 57.1  48-35 N.W.A. (4830)             2  2 0
49/71 THIRSTY THUGS 1346 (6241)  8   6  1 57.1  49/27 MY HEROES! (9676)         2  3 0
50/90 THIRSTY THUGS 1452 (8849)  8   6  0 57.1  37/137*CHIMES OF FREEDOM (5772)  2  3 0
51/34*PAINFULL VIBES (8441)      4   3  0 57.1  51/57 FOOD! (8026)              1  0 1
52-65 REVIEW (8406)             17  14  1 54.8  52-38*ANGELIC KNIGHTS 6 (5186)  1  0 1
53/74 80S MOVIES (8020)         17  14  0 54.8  53-40 ENTER THE WU (4831)       1  0 1
54/50 COVEN (9553)               6   5  0 54.5  69/169 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   1  0 0
55-67 MORE Q STUFF (1335)        6   5  0 54.5  55-45*MORNING FIX (9445)        1  0 0
56-69 COUNTRY PIE II (7889)     31  26  3 54.4  79/179 NEWS (8909)               1  0 0
57/76 SIC 'EM (7202)            13  11  0 54.2  57-42 THIRSTY THUGS 1501 (9179) 1  0 0
58-70 WAY OF THINKING (5767)    13  11  0 54.2  58-14 PHXFUN19 (9373)           1  0 0
59/91 THIRSTY THUGS 1509 (9171)  7   6  0 53.8  78/178*COLORS! (8869)            1  0 0
60/57 MOR WINT TEAMS XXI (7718)  7   6  0 53.8  60/47 KNIGHTS (8867)            1  0 0
61-72 PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 22  19  0 53.7  88/188 80S MOVIES (8020)         1  0 0
62-73 THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)    15  13  0 53.6  62/ 0*ALIBIS (8213)             1  0 0
63/89 BLOOD SYNDICATE (7917)     8   7  0 53.3  63-59 COUNTRY PIE II (7889)     1  0 0
64/60 INTELLIVISION (7922)       8   7  0 53.3  64-54 REVIEW 2 (8408)           1  0 0
65/88 MEDAL OF HONOR J7 (721)    9   8  0 52.9  65-63*PAINLESS POINT (8440)     1  0 0
66/84*CHIMES OF FREEDOM (5772)  11  10  1 52.4  66-65*THE IN SOUND (8450)       1  0 0
67/83 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       14  13  4 51.9  67-66*WAY OUT (8451)            1  0 0
68/82 LAST THOUGHTS (7200)      14  13  3 51.9  68-73 DEAD WORLD (7602)         1  0 0
69-77 BOOK BINGE (5756)         17  16  0 51.5  69-12*AM02 (7058)               1  0 0
70-78 SUMMERTEETH (8396)        86  83  5 50.9  70-75 ISIS (7622)               1  0 0
71-79 BATTLE OF LA (5181)       35  34  1 50.7  71/ 0 NJ LOCAL 404 (7296)       1  0 0
72-80 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     34  34  2 50.0  72-77*THIRSTY THUGS 1359 (6838) 1  0 0
73-81 N.W.A. (4830)             21  21  1 50.0  73/ 0*EMPTY ROOM (6103)         1  0 0
74-85*PREACHER (8409)            9   9  0 50.0  74-83 BALLERS (5445)            1  0 0
75/ 0 BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)   5   5  0 50.0  75-84 HERO BLUES (5768)         1  0 0
76-92*ERRFIVE (8235)             5   5  0 50.0  76/ 0 TODAY TOO (4626)          1  0 0
77/61*SEQUELS! (9675)            4   4  0 50.0  77/ 0*EVIL CLOWNS (4715)        1  0 0
34/134*BAD NEWS BEERS (7928)      4   4  0 50.0  78-89 OLD ONE (2726)            1  0 0
79/62*MEDAL OF HONOR W10 (1665)  4   4  0 50.0  79-93 MORE Q STUFF (1335)       1  0 0
80/ 0*SHINE ON (9554)            3   3  1 50.0  80/36*SNOWY SPRING (9678)       1  1 1
46/146*SEQUELS (8505)             3   3  1 50.0  81/181*THIRSTY THUGS 1429 (8858) 1  1 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/52*THIRSTY THUGS 1321 (6216)  3   3  0 50.0  82-96 BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     1  1 1
83/53*MEDAL OF HONOR GR (4892)   3   3  0 50.0  83-97*ERROR U (4344)            1  1 1
84-95*ERROR BB (4351)            3   3  0 50.0  84-26 TOME OF DARKNESS (9575)   1  1 0
85-96*FH48 (9547)                2   2  0 50.0  67/167*SPRINGTIME XXXVII (9647)  1  1 0
86-97*THIRSTY THUGS 1457 (8844)  2   2  0 50.0  68/168*SAD SPRING XV (9665)      1  1 0
87-99*ERR11 (9265)               2   2  0 50.0  87/41*SEQUELS! (9675)           1  1 0
00-100*ERR13 (9267)               2   2  0 50.0  88/52*SPIDER CREW (9446)        1  1 0
89/36*SPIDER CREW (9446)         2   2  0 50.0  77/177*THIRSTY THUGS 1506 (9174) 1  1 0
02-102*PAINLESS POINT (8440)      2   2  0 50.0  90/50*THIRSTY THUGS 1505 (9175) 1  1 0
67/167*THIRSTY THUGS 1401 (7549)  2   2  0 50.0  00-100*SHAKE FOR ME (9252)       1  1 0
04-104*THIRSTY THUGS 1359 (6838)  2   2  0 50.0  01-101*ERR9 (9263)               1  1 0
13/213*THIRSTY THUGS 1429 (8858)  1   1  1 50.0  93/48*4 LETTER MUSIC II (9160)  1  1 0
94/ 0*HAPPY SPRING XXIV (9704)   1   1  0 50.0  73/173 THIRSTY THUGS 1509 (9171) 1  1 0
95/ 4*THIRSTY THUGS 1505 (9175)  1   1  0 50.0  95/44 THIRSTY THUGS 1460 (8841) 1  1 0
96/ 6*4 LETTER MUSIC II (9160)   1   1  0 50.0  96/ 0*UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      1  1 0
15/215*THIRSTY THUGS 1506 (9174)  1   1  0 50.0  08/108*CONS I (8156)             1  1 0
07-107*PHILANTHROPISTS 12 (6629)  1   1  0 50.0  87/187 THIRSTY THUGS 1415 (8218) 1  1 0
09-109 BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     40  42  2 48.8  94/194 BEERSERKER (7320)         1  1 0
14/114 EPIC RAP (7883)           36  38  7 48.6  00/71*MY HEROES (7327)          1  1 0
08/108 BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 70  74  3 48.6  11-111 VOMMITZS (7548)           1  1 0
11-111 HERO BLUES (5768)         14  15  3 48.3  96/196*THIRSTY THUGS 1401 (7549) 1  1 0
12-112 HURRICANE (5905)          14  15  1 48.3  10/110 NAMED BY MARK XXVI (7747) 1  1 0
13-113*THE BIG BLEED (8732)      12  13  1 48.0  12-112 NAMED BY MARK XXII (7743) 1  1 0
05/66*OFF THE LIST (4152)       12  13  0 48.0  05/79*THIRSTY THUGS 1321 (6216) 1  1 0
20-120 KUWAIT WATCHERS (4707)    10  11  0 47.6  14-114 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       1  1 0
07/86 CHI 2014D (8300)           8   9  1 47.1  18-118 BOOK BINGE (5756)         1  1 0
28/128 THIRSTY THUGS 1512 (9168)  8   9  0 47.1  20/120*MEDAL OF HONOR HK (6015)  1  1 0
17-117*PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635)   7   8  1 46.7  17-117 D DAY (5448)              1  1 0
33/133 THIRSTY THUGS 1323 (6218)  7   8  0 46.7  19-119 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     1  1 0
18-118*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 7 (39)      7   8  0 46.7  21-121 ERROR T (4345)            1  1 0
19-119*DUEL HACKS (8733)         11  13  2 45.8  22-122*ERROR BB (4351)           1  1 0
15/115 I SHALL BE FREE (5764)    16  19  1 45.7  24-124*ERROR (4180)              1  1 0
44/144 FOOD! (8026)               5   6  1 45.5  40-140*PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635)  1  1 0
21-121*TRAINING FIELD 17 (4573)   5   6  1 45.5  25/125 MEDAL OF HONOR W4 (1659)  1  1 0
22-122*THE IN SOUND (8450)        5   6  0 45.5  63/163 MEDAL OF HONOR J7 (721)   1  1 0
23-123 INNERVISIONS (4748)       23  28  0 45.1  27/127 KHORS GUARDIANS KJ (9203) 1  2 1
36/136 SOCIAL ENGINEER (7307)     9  11  0 45.0  46/146 FH12 (9511)               1  2 0
24-124 TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   21  26  0 44.7  19/24 SICK DAY 25 (9347)        1  2 0
20/ 0 PASTA LA VISTA (9412)      8  10  2 44.4  50/150 THIRSTY THUGS 1512 (9168) 1  2 0
21/87 MY HEROES! (9676)          8  10  0 44.4  21/ 0 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      1  2 0
56/156*COLORS! (8869)             4   5  0 44.4  28/128 CHI 2014D (8300)          1  2 0
25-125*ERRTWO (8232)              4   5  0 44.4  29/129 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 1  2 0
57/157*THIRSTY THUGS 1301 (6199)  4   5  0 44.4  07/107 INTELLIVISION (7922)      1  2 0
26-126*ERROR (4180)               4   5  0 44.4  09/109*WINTER 2013 XIII (7355)   1  2 0
27-127 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       15  19  0 44.1  32-132 BATTLE OF LA (5181)       1  2 0
43/143 NAMED BY MARK XXVI (7747)  7   9  0 43.7  31-131 IDIOT WIND (5908)         1  2 0
30-130 BIRDEMIC (5439)           36  47  3 43.4  34-134*ERRTWO (8232)             1  3 0
31-131 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    12  16  2 42.9  41/141 EPIC RAP (7883)           1  3 0
32-132 IDIOT WIND (5908)         12  16  2 42.9  36-136 WAY OF THINKING (5767)    1  3 0
31/94*SNOWY SPRING (9678)        3   4  1 42.9  38-138 DOGGYSTYLE (5156)         1  3 0
32/ 0*ALIBIS (8213)              3   4  0 42.9  39-139*DUEL HACKS (8733)         1  5 0
37-137 BALLERS (5445)            10  14  0 41.7  42/142 BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 0  3 0
39-139*WAY OUT (8451)             7  10  1 41.2  43-143 TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   0  3 0
29/129 FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)     7  10  0 41.2  44-144*TRAINING FIELD 14 (4570)  0  3 0
40/140 VANITY (5432)             41  60  3 40.6  45-145 INNERVISIONS (4748)       0  3 0
41-141 D DAY (5448)              18  27  1 40.0  37/ 0 SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   0  2 0
45-145*ROOKIE KNIGHTS (23)        4   6  0 40.0  48-148*ERR10 (9264)              0  2 0
03/103*WINTER 2013 XIII (7355)    2   3  0 40.0  49-149*ERR26 (9280)              0  2 0
50-150 DOGGYSTYLE (5156)         17  26  1 39.5  72/172 THIRSTY THUGS 1511 (9169) 0  2 0
38/138 THIRSTY THUGS 1511 (9169)  5   8  0 38.5  52/152*OCT 14S (8531)            0  2 0
55-155*SHAKE FOR ME (9252)        3   5  0 37.5  05/105*PAINFULL END (8439)       0  2 0
35/135*MY HEROES (7327)           3   5  0 37.5  06/106*PAINFULL VIBES (8441)     0  2 0
52/152 SICK DAY 25 (9347)        10  17  1 37.0  95/195*TEMPE 2014C (7380)        0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
45/ 0*THE DONALD (9408)         10  18  0 35.7  54-154*ANGELIC KNIGHT 1 (5183)   0  2 0
46/ 0*UNGENTLE BENS (9411)       8  15  1 34.8  55-155*ANGELIC KNIGHT 3 (5184)   0  2 0
68/168 FEAR FACTORY 3 (7485)     12  23  0 34.3  56-156*ANGELIC KNIGHTS 5 (5185)  0  2 0
77/177 NEWS (8909)                4   8  0 33.3  57-157 HURRICANE (5905)          0  2 0
62-162 PHILANTHROPISTS19 (1400)   4   8  0 33.3  60-160*TRAINING FIELD 21 (4577)  0  2 0
64-164*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 3 (36)      3   6  0 33.3  61-161*TRAINING FIELD 22 (4578)  0  2 0
65-165*ERR9 (9263)                1   2  0 33.3  59-159 PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 0  2 0
52/ 0 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)       8  17  0 32.0  58/158*MEDAL OF HONOR GR (4892)  0  2 0
53/ 0 NJ LOCAL 404 (7296)        4   9  0 30.8  62-162*PHLANTHROPISTS 89 (3324)  0  2 0
70/170 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330)  9  21  0 30.0  26/126*MEDAL OF HONOR W10 (1665) 0  2 0
89/189 MEDAL OF HONOR W4 (1659)   3   7  0 30.0  64-164*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 7 (39)     0  2 0
73-173*ANGELIC KNIGHTS 6 (5186)   2   5  2 28.6  65-165*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 9 (69)     0  2 0
75/175 WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   21  53  1 28.4  57/ 0*HAPPY SPRING XXIV (9704)  0  1 0
76-176 HAIR DAY (5440)           15  40  0 27.3  58/ 0*RAGE OF HEAVEN (9476)     0  1 0
78-178*TRAINING FIELD 2 (4558)    3   8  0 27.3  47-147*FH48 (9547)               0  1 0
79-179*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 9 (69)      3   8  0 27.3  66/166 COVEN (9553)              0  1 0
80-180*ULTRAMAGNETIC (9254)       2   6  0 25.0  61/ 0*SHINE ON (9554)           0  1 0
81-181*TRAINING FIELD 25 (4581)   2   6  0 25.0  62/ 0*HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703) 0  1 0
82-182*ERR26 (9280)               1   3  0 25.0  63/ 0*THE DONALD (9408)         0  1 0
66/166*PAINFULL END (8439)        1   3  0 25.0  74-174*ERR11 (9265)              0  1 0
65/ 0*GIANTS (8246)              1   3  0 25.0  75-175*ERR13 (9267)              0  1 0
84-184*MORNING FIX (9445)         3  10  0 23.1  66/ 0*HAS BEENS (8718)          0  1 0
85-185*THE L'ANGELLES (8410)      3  10  0 23.1  70-170*ULTRAMAGNETIC (9254)      0  1 0
94/194 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)    4  14  1 22.2  76-176*THIRSTY THUGS 1457 (8844) 0  1 0
87-187*TRAINING FIELD 22 (4578)   2   7  0 22.2  69/ 0 PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     0  1 0
86/186 KHORS GUARDIANS KJ (9203)  4  15  1 21.1  70/ 0 BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)  0  1 0
90-190 ISIS (7622)                3  12  0 20.0  83-183 SUMMERTEETH (8396)        0  1 0
92-192 ERROR T (4345)             2   8  0 20.0  72/53 LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   0  1 0
91-191*TRAINING FIELD 27 (4583)   2   8  0 20.0  91-191*CONS III (8154)           0  1 0
74/ 0*HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703)  1   4  0 20.0  86-186*THE L'ANGELLES (8410)     0  1 0
95-195*PHLANTHROPISTS 89 (3324)   2  10  0 16.7  75/ 0*THE 80'S (8022)           0  1 0
96-196*ERROR U (4344)             1   5  1 16.7  76/ 0*GIANTS (8246)             0  1 0
05/205*SPRINGTIME XXXVII (9647)   1   5  0 16.7  84-184 THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)    0  1 0
78/ 0*THE 80'S (8022)            1   6  0 14.3  78/ 0*WEATHER CLIPS (7048)      0  1 0
97-197*TRAINING FIELD 8 (4564)    1   6  0 14.3  15-115*PHILANTHROPISTS 12 (6629) 0  1 0
98-198*TRAINING FIELD 7 (4563)    1   7  0 12.5  09-209*TRAINING FIELD 16 (4572)  0  1 0
99-199*ANGELIC KNIGHT 1 (5183)    1   8  0 11.1  02-202*TRAINING FIELD 27 (4583)  0  1 0
00-200*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 13 (15)     1   8  0 11.1  07-207*TRAINING FIELD 8 (4564)   0  1 0
01-201*TRAINING FIELD 14 (4570)   0   7  0  0.0  08-208*TRAINING FIELD 2 (4558)   0  1 0
02-202*TRAINING FIELD 16 (4572)   0   7  0  0.0  03-203*TRAINING FIELD 3 (4559)   0  1 0
04-204*TRAINING FIELD 3 (4559)    0   6  0  0.0  10-210*TRAINING FIELD 17 (4573)  0  1 0
03-203*TRAINING FIELD 24 (4580)   0   6  0  0.0  05-205*TRAINING FIELD 5 (4561)   0  1 0
06-206*ANGELIC KNIGHT 3 (5184)    0   5  0  0.0  06-206*TRAINING FIELD 7 (4563)   0  1 0
08-208*TRAINING FIELD 21 (4577)   0   5  0  0.0  11-211*TRAINING FIELD 24 (4580)  0  1 0
07-207*TRAINING FIELD 5 (4561)    0   5  0  0.0  01-201*TRAINING FIELD 25 (4581)  0  1 0
09-209*ERR10 (9264)               0   4  0  0.0  15-215*072209I (1827)            0  1 0
10-210*ANGELIC KNIGHTS 5 (5185)   0   4  0  0.0  16-216*ROOKIE STYX 1 (1200)      0  1 0
11/211*OCT 14S (8531)             0   3  0  0.0  33-133 PHILANTHROPISTS19 (1400)  0  1 0
17-217*CONS III (8154)            0   1  0  0.0  17-217*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 13 (15)    0  1 0
94/ 0*WEATHER CLIPS (7048)       0   1  0  0.0  18-218*ROOKIE KNIGHTS (23)       0  1 0
19-219*072209I (1827)             0   1  0  0.0  19-219*ROOKIE KNIGHTS 3 (36)     0  1 0
20-220*ROOKIE STYX 1 (1200)       0   1  0  0.0  96/ 0*MALL OF AMERICA (638)     0  1 0
97/ 0*MALL OF AMERICA (638)      0   1  0  0.0  04-204 KUWAIT WATCHERS (4707)    0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail BLACKSTONE!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for 
your deeds.  It seems the training can make the difference, as REVIEW is pushed out 
of top team by VANITY, who came from 3rd with a 1-1-1 this turn.  Now, what did these 
guys have for breakfast this morning?  FEAR FACTORY 3 has turned a 1-0-0 into 6th 
place from 31st.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as THIRSTY THUGS 1452's 8-6-0 has earned 
them 10th place in the ranks.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the 
drinks for THIRSTY GHUGS 1446 tonight, to honor their rise to 14th after this turns 
1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging 
Aardvark, seeing as THIRSTY THUGS 1508's 2-1-0 has earned them 15th place in the 
ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  SEQUELS has turned 
a 1-0-0 into 17th place from 55th.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that The 
Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for BAD NEWS BEERS tonight, to honor their 
rise to 18th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks 
for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as THIRSTY THUGS 1418's 9-5-0 has 
earned them 19th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast 
this morning?  BLOOD SYNDICATE has turned a 1-0-0 into 21st place from 60th.  Give me 
the recipe!  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for NAMED 
BY MARK XXV tonight, to honor their rise to 22nd after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, 
what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  SIC 'EM has turned a 1-0-0 into 
23rd place from 72nd.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks 
for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as SOCIAL ENGINEER's 9-11-0 has 
earned them 25th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast 
this morning?  THIRSTY THUGS 1301 has turned a 1-0-0 into 26th place from 78th.  Give 
me the recipe!  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for 
THIRSTY THUGS 1323 tonight, to honor their rise to 27th after this turns 1-0-0.  
Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging 
Aardvark, seeing as MEDAL OF HONOR U7's 2-0-0 has earned them 31st place in the 
ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  MEDAL OF HONOR W1 
II has turned a 1-0-0 into 32nd place from 95th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know 
who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as BODY BY 
OTTO's 14-13-4 has earned them 33rd place in the ranks.  I understand that The 
Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for WEAPON GENERATOR tonight, to honor their 
rise to 34th after this turns 1-0-1.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  MARK'S MASTERPIECE has turned a 1-0-0 into 36th place from 
99th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at 
The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as THIRSTY THUGS 1447's 10-5-0 has earned them 37th 
place in the ranks.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to FEAR 
FACTORY 21 for their drop to 39th from 5th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  ORLANDO WORDS must 
be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 30th to 41st this turn, with a 1-0-0 
acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for MOR WINT TEAMS XXII this 
turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 25 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry 
towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to DM:EPISODE 2 for 
their drop to 43rd from 19th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  Now, what did these guys have 
for breakfast this morning?  THIRSTY THUGS 1346 has turned a 1-0-0 into 44th place 
from 113th.  Give me the recipe!  I SHALL BE FREE must be either in pain, or numb, 
having dropped from 20th to 46th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  It 
doesn't rain, but it pours for MY HEROES! this turn, a 0-2-0 causing a 22 flight drop 
in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  I understand that The Swinging 
Aardvark is buying the drinks for CHIMES OF FREEDOM tonight, to honor their rise to 
50th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as PINKEST OF FLOYD's 4-14-1 has earned them 
54th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  
NEWS has turned a 1-0-0 into 56th place from 179th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to 
know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as 
COLORS!'s 4-5-0 has earned them 59th place in the ranks.  Our condolences (or sneers, 
as the case may be) go out to KNIGHTS for their drop to 60th from 47th.  A 1-0-0 can 
do that.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for 80S MOVIES 
tonight, to honor their rise to 61st after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  SNOWY SPRING 
must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 36th to 80th this turn, with a 
0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this 
morning?  THIRSTY THUGS 1429 has turned a 1-0-1 into 81st place from 181st.  Give me 
the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging 
Aardvark, seeing as SPRINGTIME XXXVII's 1-5-0 has earned them 85th place in the 
ranks.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for SAD SPRING 
XV tonight, to honor their rise to 86th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  It doesn't 
rain, but it pours for SEQUELS! this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 46 flight drop in the 
team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  SPIDER CREW must be either in pain, or 
numb, having dropped from 52nd to 88th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  
Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  THIRSTY THUGS 1506 has 
turned a 1-0-0 into 89th place from 177th.  Give me the recipe!  Our condolences (or 
sneers, as the case may be) go out to THIRSTY THUGS 1505 for their drop to 90th from 
50th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  4 LETTER MUSIC II must be either in pain, or numb, 
having dropped from 48th to 93rd this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  I 
understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for THIRSTY THUGS 1509 
tonight, to honor their rise to 94th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  It doesn't rain, 
but it pours for THIRSTY THUGS 1460 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 51 flight drop in 
the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  I want to know who's buying the 
drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as CONS I's 4-2-0 has earned 
them 97th place in the ranks.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the 
drinks for THIRSTY THUGS 1415 tonight, to honor their rise to 98th after this turns 
1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  BEERSERKER 
has turned a 1-0-0 into 99th place from 194th.  Give me the recipe!  Our condolences 
(or sneers, as the case may be) go out to MY HEROES for their drop to 100th from 
71st.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the 
drinks for THIRSTY THUGS 1401 tonight, to honor their rise to 102nd after this turns 
1-0-0.  Hmmm.  THIRSTY THUGS 1321 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped 
from 79th to 105th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  I want to know 
who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as MEDAL OF 
HONOR HK's 5-3-0 has earned them 108th place in the ranks.  I understand that The 
Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for MEDAL OF HONOR J7 tonight, to honor their 
rise to 116th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  FH12 has turned a 1-0-0 into 118th place from 146th.  Give 
me the recipe!  It doesn't rain, but it pours for SICK DAY 25 this turn, a 0-1-0 
causing a 95 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  I 
understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for THIRSTY THUGS 1512 
tonight, to honor their rise to 120th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Our condolences 
(or sneers, as the case may be) go out to INTELLIVISION for their drop to 124th from 
107th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for WINTER 2013 XIII this 
turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 16 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry 
towel.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging 
Aardvark, seeing as EPIC RAP's 36-38-7 has earned them 129th place in the ranks.  
Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  THIRSTY THUGS 1511 has 
turned a 0-1-0 into 140th place from 172nd.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that 
The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for OCT 14S tonight, to honor their rise 
to 141st after this turns 0-1-0.  Hmmm.  PAINFULL END must be either in pain, or 
numb, having dropped from 105th to 142nd this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the 
weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for PAINFULL VIBES this turn, a 0-1-0 causing 
a 37 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  TEMPE 2014C has turned a 0-1-0 into 
144th place from 195th.  Give me the recipe!  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case 
may be) go out to MEDAL OF HONOR W10 for their drop to 154th from 126th.  A 0-1-0 can 
do that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for LUNATIC THOUGHTS this turn, a 0-1-0 
causing a 119 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  And 
let's see, ALCOHOL DELI fought SPACEMAN GIRLFRIEND and gained 24 points and 
contributed to THIRSTY THUGS 1512's 1-0-0.  SPACEMAN GIRLFRIEND has lost to ALCOHOL 
DELI, falling 22 points, while helping make TEMPE 2014C a 0-1-0 turn.  Due to his 
absence and inability to defend the throne, WHITE DOVE has lost the title of 
Duelmaster.  And all eyes were on HOT MESS this turn as he ascended to the throne of 
Duelmaster.  BLACKSTONE has a new victor!  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I 
hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Swinging Aardvark 
until they win.  Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  I also notice that the IN UTERO stable 
was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on BLACKSTONE, what are you afraid of?  
And guess who avoided IN UTERO stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was CONS I.  
Anyone surprised?   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  A farewell moment, if you please, 
AIR RAID of I SHALL BE FREE has been sent to the Dark Arena, and was carried out on 
its shield.  Had I not seen it, it would be hard to believe.  HELLO KILLER was sent 
to the Dark Arena and lived to tell about it!  Makes you think, no?  GRIPEY LLAMA has 
departed BLACKSTONE, leaving CHI 2014D without their 8-8-1 warrior.  Question, just 
what was its team doing at the taverns last night?  VANITY, with any luck CHI 2014D 
will successfully bloodfeud HOT MESS for killing such a warrior as GRIPEY LLAMA.  
Have a little decency, will ya?  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has 
nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     I like this place, BLACKSTONE, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in BLACKSTONE, but never good to 
wear out my welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my 
pen sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOT MESS 45578               15  11  2 109         VANITY (5432)             

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHITE DOVE 32903             17  13    107         IN THE WIND (5770)        
 3 LIBRAS 43047               12  13    107         FEAR FACTORY 3 (7485)     
 WEENIE DEN 55871             10   2    103         SPRINGTIME XXXXI (9651)   
-GRATITUDE 48883               7   0  2 102         THAT'S RIGHT (8405)       
-SCREAMING END 32894          14   9  3  99         HERO BLUES (5768)         
-SAINT ANNIE 41396             9   1  1  99         TOM THUMB BLUES (7203)    
 FRANCES PIERCE 3704           9   8     99         MEDAL OF HONOR J7 (721)   
 50 STAR GENERAL 41380         8   7  1  98         LAST THOUGHTS (7200)      
 STAN THE BURPER 44608         8   2     98         NAMED BY MARK XXV (7745)  
-QUICKSILVER 7055              5   3     97         MORE Q STUFF (1335)       
 SHAPELESS PURIST 56034       10   7     96         HAPPY SPRING V (9684)     
-MAJESTIC BELL 32914           4   1     96         CHIMES OF FREEDOM (5772)  
 CHAMPION 26012                9   3  1  95         TODAY TOO (4626)          
-POLYMER BINNACLE 54345       10   4     94         PHXFUN19 (9373)           
 SPUMONI ZONE 54155           10   4     94         SICK DAY 13 (9335)        
-TOO HIGH 26783               16  14     92         INNERVISIONS (4748)       
-DIFFERENT RULER 32892        12   6     92         WAY OF THINKING (5767)    
-ADDICTION 48891               7   3     91         REVIEW (8406)             

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE GNOME 26786              18  14     90         PIPER AT THE GATES (4749) 
-DOUBLE E 32927               15  15     90         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     
-CFO 32810                     3   1  1  90         BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     
-CURSE 48900                  10   5  1  89         REVIEW 2 (8408)           
-THE PROFESSOR 30925          10   9     89         BALLERS (5445)            
 SLAIN MELEE 47553            11   6  2  88         THIRSTY THUGS 1415 (8218) 
 BEDTIME 49248                12  51     87         BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 
 SPOILED PORK 51554           10   5     87         THIRSTY THUGS 1447 (8854) 
-CRUTCH 15431                 13   7     86         OLD ONE (2726)            
-SOME DONKUS 43779             8   5  1  85         DEAD WORLD (7602)         
 ALCOHOL DELI 53208            8   9     85         THIRSTY THUGS 1512 (9168) 
-ASSISTANT MANAGER 32811       6   5  1  84         BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     
-DIPSO DOODLE 30949           11   7     83         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      
-ABDUL ALHAZRED 55485          7   4     83         TOME OF DARKNESS (9575)   
-MC REN 27222                 15   8     82         N.W.A. (4830)             
-WRATH ELITISM 53261           9   2     82         THIRSTY THUGS 1501 (9179) 
-WET PAINT 30948              14   7  1  81         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      
 REDICULOUS 41392             13   7     79         SIC 'EM (7202)            
-TIN WOMAN 42604               9   1     79         WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       
-ECO POWER 51863               7   3     78         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
 SHARP TIE 38182              17  19     77         VANITY (5432)             
 GLOBULAR VENALITY 54215      10  13  1  77         SICK DAY 25 (9347)        
 ZOMBIE BABY 53039             9   3     76         SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   
 MUDDY HERETIC 51491           9   3     76         THIRSTY THUGS 1460 (8841) 

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GIN AND JUICE 29116          10  13  1  74         DOGGYSTYLE (5156)         
-RUBIN CARTER 33714           11   9  1  73         HURRICANE (5905)          
 HELLO KILLER 45154           11  17  1  71         WEAPON GENERATOR (7198)   
-POKEY 56464                   6   0     70         THE BIG BLEED (8732)      
 LEMON 55993                   6   7     69         MY HEROES! (9676)         
 HOMECOMING QUEEN 34481        4   2     69         DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)       
 MOORINHO 35661                8   6  1  67         THIRSTY THUGS 1346 (6241) 
 ASTROSMASH 45840              8   7     67         INTELLIVISION (7922)      
-OLU DARA 53740                6   0     67         JONES (9253)              

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JESSE CUSTER 48906            7   2     66         PREACHER (8409)           
 SSG 4 34311                   5   3     66         MEDAL OF HONOR HK (6015)  
 RUBINSTEIN 35548              7   8     65         THIRSTY THUGS 1323 (6218) 
 FLATLINER 45870               4   4     65         BAD NEWS BEERS (7928)     
 HEAD BUCKET 51531             6   5     64         THIRSTY THUGS 1452 (8849) 
 BROCE 51622                   6   4     64         KNIGHTS (8867)            
-EMPTY CASKET 43915            3   8     64         ISIS (7622)               
 SPACEMAN GIRLFRIEND 42454     6   3  1  63         TEMPE 2014C (7380)        
-INEBRIART 41333               7   2  2  62         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      
-MILLION MILES 29180           6   4     62         TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   
 PROFANELY ABUNDANT 42331      2   3     62         WINTER 2013 XIII (7355)   
-CALM BOMB 42607              10   7     61         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
 HORRIBLE HAIRMONSTER 50289    3   2     61         MARK'S MASTERPIECE (8636) 
 OLAF 42118                    9   3     60         BEERSERKER (7320)         
 THE REAL DEAL 55132           8   3     60         FH12 (9511)               
-NAS 53739                     6   1     60         JONES (9253)              
-OF ICE AND GIN 38035          8   5     59         BOOK BINGE (5756)         
-CGI 38037                     6   6     59         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
 BLIND PIKE 53219              7   6     58         THIRSTY THUGS 1509 (9171) 
 HAAGENSON 45814               8   7     57         BLOOD SYNDICATE (7917)    
-FORTUNE TELLER 33729          6   6  1  57         IDIOT WIND (5908)         
 GOLD 51630                    4   5     57         COLORS! (8869)            

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JO ANN SUE 48148              9  21     56         THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 
-LOVE SICK 29177              10  11     55         TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   
 HAPPY HOUR 34864              4   1     55         EMPTY ROOM (6103)         
-BOBO 49218                    5   2  1  54         WAY OUT (8451)            
 ORALLY UNSAID 55935           4   1     54         SAD SPRING XV (9665)      
-MAIM AND POP 49239            7   3  1  53         GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    
-SEA WASH 32907                7   3  1  53         IN THE WIND (5770)        
 BAD 51838                     4   6     53         NEWS (8909)               
-FRANCES FARMER 29100          6   2     52         IN UTERO (5153)           
 PIZZA 46443                   5   6  1  52         FOOD! (8026)              
 MAYA RIVIERA 23466            4   4     52         OFF THE LIST (4152)       
 JAY LEONARDO 42000            4   9     52         NJ LOCAL 404 (7296)       
-LODI DODI 38042               7   8     51         DOGGYSTYLE (5156)         
-VISIONS 26780                 7   8     51         INNERVISIONS (4748)       
 CONSPIRACY 46387              6   4     50         LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   
-GUERILLA RADIO 29239          8   9     49         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
-TESTIFY 29237                 7   9     49         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
-POW 49213                     5   2     49         THE IN SOUND (8450)       
-ORION 31381                   4   2     49         THREAD (3391)             
-CELESTE 49312                 4   5     49         D DAY (5448)              
 MATT THE HAT 44616            7   9     48         NAMED BY MARK XXVII (7747)
 CATNAP FANG 53209             5   8     47         THIRSTY THUGS 1511 (9169) 
 SSG 20 9190                   4   4     46         MEDAL OF HONOR W10 (1665) 
 STRINGY DARER 40202           3   1     46         ORLANDO WORDS (7008)      
-TERRIFIC 40487                4   2  1  45         AM02 (7058)               
-DA1 48882                     4   5  1  45         THAT'S RIGHT (8405)       
 MIRROR'S GAZE 47697           6   6     44         FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    
 SOULBREAKER 51701             5   5     44         BLACK COLOSSUS 3B (8883)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARGAERY 49117                4   3     44         PAINFULL VIBES (8441)     
-ETS 23538                     3   1     44         ERROR M (4166)            
-15 PANCAKES 48889             4   2     43         REVIEW (8406)             
 PIQUE 35450                   4   5     43         THIRSTY THUGS 1301 (6199) 
 TEMP STALKER 51559            4   2     42         THIRSTY GHUGS 1446 (8855) 
 PLAINTIVE KING 55845          1   5     41         SPRINGTIME XXXVII (9647)  
 TELELESTAI 53484              4  15  1  40         KHORS GUARDIANS KJV (9203)
 COTTONS 54525                 4   3  1  40         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
-ROZCO 47629                   4   2     40         ERRTWO (8232)             
 CPL 1 27569                   3   3     40         MEDAL OF HONOR GR (4892)  
-WILLOW TREE 53736             3   1     40         SHAKE FOR ME (9252)       
 PRETTY IN PINK 56450          6   5     39         80S MOVIES (8020)         
-INSPECTAH DECK 47157          5   2  2  39         ENTER THE WU (4831)       
-BREATHE 41142                 4   2     39         IDIOT WIND (5908)         
-BEAVER 24526                  3   3     38         ERROR BB (4351)           
-SCENTLESS APPRENTICE 29098    3   3     38         IN UTERO (5153)           
-MIST GARDEN 18727             2   4     38         PHLANTHROPISTS 89 (3324)  
-SUN DECKED DESERT 41382       6   3  2  37         LAST THOUGHTS (7200)      
 GUNCOTTON 56357               5   5  1  37         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
-YOY SMILEBLOOM 9037           4   4  1  37         PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635)  
-CASSIDY 55340                 2   1     37         PREACHER (8409)           
 CATCH HER IN THE EYE 55987    4   4     36         SEQUELS! (9675)           
 VITRIFY 47188                 4   2     36         CONS I (8156)             
 CHERUB 54957                  4   2     36         RAGE OF HEAVEN (9476)     
 LOTTO 54527                   5   1  2  35         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
-SERVE THE SERVANTS 29097      4   3     35         IN UTERO (5153)           
 DIZZY GREED 53226             2   1     35         THIRSTY THUGS 1508 (9172) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AORTA 50838                   4   4  1  33         THE BIG BLEED (8732)      
 THE FART IN OUR CARS 49586    3   3  1  33         SEQUELS (8505)            
-JODY 48910                    3   6     33         THE L'ANGELLES (8410)     
 CHRIS CARR 9142               3   0     33         MEDAL OF HONOR W1 I (1656)
-WAN 29268                     2   1  2  33         ANGELIC KNIGHTS 6 (5186)  
-THE FIDDLER 48107             2   5     33         COUNTRY PIE II (7889)     
 SIGMA CHUG 53233              1   1     33         THIRSTY THUGS 1506 (9174) 
-NKA 47644                     1   2     33         ERRFIVE (8235)            
-HTN 47645                     4   3     32         ERRFIVE (8235)            
 FAT OLD SUN 56360             3   3  1  32         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   
 PILSBURY 35537                3   3     32         THIRSTY THUGS 1321 (6216) 
-TURTLE 24497                  2   8     32         ERROR T (4345)            
 WEBBED ROWS 54716             2   2     32         SPIDER CREW (9446)        
 FLAT TIRE 47527               2   1     32         ALIBIS (8213)             
-HIGHLAND 49324                4   3     31         TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   
 GIG 54537                     4   2     31         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
 WALTER WILL 9161              3   7     31         MEDAL OF HONOR W4 (1659)  
 SUH SHE 54515                 3   4     31         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
-MINDIR MILLYN 9040            3   2     31         PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635)  
-UNION 24492                   1   5  1  31         ERROR U (4344)            
-ROGER 53794                   1   2     30         ERR9 (9263)               
 RHYTHM ORGAN 49713            0   3     29         OCT 14S (8531)            
 SINEWY SLEUTH 56004           3   4  1  28         SNOWY SPRING (9678)       
 UNARMED ROAD 32916            3   3     28         CHIMES OF FREEDOM (5772)  
-LARGER 47637                  3   0     28         ERRFOUR (8234)            
-NECKLINE OOZE 55316           2   2     28         FH48 (9547)               
-DAENERYS 49110                2   2     28         PAINLESS POINT (8440)     
 JOLLY GREEN 47699             1   3     28         GIANTS (8246)             
-WITCH SEASON 34450            6   4     27         D DAY (5448)              
-BOEC 23604                    4   5     27         ERROR (4180)              
 CROME 55362                   3   3  1  27         SHINE ON (9554)           
-CAN'T STAND IT 48801          2   2  2  27         SUMMERTEETH (8396)        
-SCUMFIST 50844                2   6     27         DUEL HACKS (8733)         
-SPRINGFURY 7578               2   4     27         PHILANTHROPISTS19 (1400)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THIRD HUBBY 43368             2   2     27         THIRSTY THUGS 1401 (7549) 
 ANGEL HAIR 54540              2   4     27         PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     
 '85 ROYALS 46424              1   4     27         THE 80'S (8022)           
-TIME WASTE 50843              5   2  1  26         DUEL HACKS (8733)         
 POORLY SUHTED 56436           2   3     26         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
 RANDOM 42055                  2   0     26         SOCIAL ENGINEER (7307)    
 PROG 53168                    1   1     26         4 LETTER MUSIC II (9160)  
 NOT FOR THE MONEY 56363       3   3     25         THE DONALD (9408)         
 MEG RYAN 50754                2   1     25         HAS BEENS (8718)          
 ROMPER FLOAT 56128            1   4     25         HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703) 
-PROM 48888                    4   2  1  24         REVIEW (8406)             
-BENDER'S GAME 45577           3   1     24         BOOK BINGE (5756)         
 AFFLECK 54534                 1   3     24         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CPT12 6099                    2   0     22         MEDAL OF HONOR U7 (1152)  
-RIOT 48887                    2   5     22         REVIEW (8406)             
-SCENARIO 45487                5   3  1  21         EPIC RAP (7883)           
-KEY WEST 37718                2   1     21         OFF THE LIST (4152)       
-WILMA 53810                   2   1     21         ERR13 (9267)              
 HOMEBOY CLONE 56609           2   0     20         THIRSTY THUGS 1418 (8221) 
-SANCTIONS 56615               1   1     20         MORNING FIX (9445)        
-SIBLE 53804                   1   2     19         ERR11 (9265)              
 MOTINI 56811                  2   1     18         MOR WINT TEAMS XXII (7718)
-MAXIM MIST 37873              1   1     18         PHILANTHROPISTS 121 (6629)
 MELISANDRE 49104              1   3     18         PAINFULL END (8439)       
-ALSO 44 50842                 4   4  1  17         DUEL HACKS (8733)         
-THIRD EYE 36486               2   5     17         WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       
 DEATH KNIGHT 53035            2   1     17         SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   
-SAUCY SARACEN 26521           0   2     17         KUWAIT WATCHERS (4707)    
-026 53875                     1   3     16         ERR26 (9280)              
 MIFF UNIT 53237               1   1     16         THIRSTY THUGS 1505 (9175) 
 REYSE NEDAK 56132             1   1     16         HAPPY SPRING XXIV (9704)  
 UNKEMPT BASS 51576            1   1  1  15         THIRSTY THUGS 1429 (8858) 
-BROKEN TOLL 32913             4   1  1  14         CHIMES OF FREEDOM (5772)  
-MILLION BUCKS 47167           1   2     13         IDIOT WIND (5908)         
-GODDESS OF GLOOOM 41398       1   2     11         TOM THUMB BLUES (7203)    
-BOSIGINA 39209                2   2     10         THIRSTY THUGS 1359 (6838) 
-FINISHED LINE 49240           2   3      9         GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    
-MUTE ORC 18726                0   3      9         PHLANTHROPISTS 89 (3324)  
-SPELT JACKAL 51507            2   2      8         THIRSTY THUGS 1457 (8844) 
 MOUNTEBANK 26562              1   0      7         EVIL CLOWNS (4715)        
 STEAMY 40424                  0   1      7         WEATHER CLIPS (7048)      
-PUG 47175                     0   1      7         CONS III (8154)           
 ROSWELL 56453                 1   2      5         OFF THE LIST (4152)       
-PRIMATE ENGINE 10105          0   1      1         072209I (1827)            
-DA1 6359                      0   1      1         ROOKIE STYX 1 (1200)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLOODY MAYHEM 56647     3  1 0 BIRDEMIC 5439        TELELESTAI 53484      202   
GRIPEY LLAMA 47985      8  9 1 CHI 2014D 8300       HOT MESS 45578        203   
YAGA 55357              5  4 0 COVEN 9553           WHISTLER 26863        200   
SHEWISH GIANT           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           HELLO KILLER 45154    203  NONE
PUBLIC 53798            0  4 0 ERR10 9264           INSPECTAH DECK 47157  202   
AIR RAID 32877         14 12 0 I SHALL BE FREE 5764 SPYMASTER             203  NONE
NEXSAN 37570            2  1 0 INQUISITION 130 6583 TERRIFIC 40487        200   
AS SEEN ON TV 3261      0  1 0 MALL OF AMERICA 638  UNKEMPT BASS 51576    203   
ESCHER 56527            1  1 0 MY HEROES 7327       LOTTO 54527           203   
TUCSON 56850            0  1 0 OFF THE LIST 4152    SHEWISH GIANT         203  NONE
SO SUH ME 54514         3  5 0 SUHT YOURSELF 9407   PIZZA 46443           203   
KOOL KEITH 53742        2  2 0 ULTRAMAGNETIC 9254   UNION 24492           201   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BARFUS 43363            7  5 0 VOMMITZS 7548        CFO 32810             202   
COWARD KISS 32889       1  3 0 WAY OF THINKING 5767 SINEWY SLEUTH 56004   202   
FOG HAMMER 41370        9 20 0 WEAPON GENERATO 7198 GLOBULAR VENALI 54215 200   
TOUCHY TOM 55657        1  2 1 WEIRD STUDENTS  9609 CROME 55362           199  NONE
MODEST MAN 55673        1  1 0 WEIRD STUDENTS  9613 INSPECTAH DECK 47157  199  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AIR RAID was dealt death by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
HELLO KILLER slaughtered SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
TUCSON was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
WEENIE DEN overpowered ASTROSMASH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
HOT MESS assassinated GRIPEY LLAMA in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
CHAMPION viciously subdued BEDTIME in a 4 minute gory expert's brawl.
SHARP TIE was devastated by FRANCES PIERCE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
3 LIBRAS overcame MUDDY HERETIC in a action packed 1 minute gruesome expert's fight.
SHAPELESS PURIST won victory over VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute veteran's duel.
REDICULOUS won victory over PROFANELY ABUNDANT in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fight.
HOMECOMING QUEEN was handily defeated by 50 STAR GENERAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SPOILED PORK viciously subdued LEMON in a exciting 2 minute brutal master's conflict.
SPACEMAN GIRLFRIEND was devastated by ALCOHOL DELI in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ZOMBIE BABY slimly lost to SPUMONI ZONE in a popular 2 minute expert's fight.
SLAIN MELEE viciously subdued SSG 4 in a action packed 4 minute brutal duel.
GLOBULAR VENALITY was devastated by STAN THE BURPER in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
MAYA RIVIERA was beaten by RUBINSTEIN in a exciting 1 minute match.
FLATLINER beat MARGAERY in a popular 2 minute match.
HEAD BUCKET handily defeated CPL 1 in a popular 1 minute mismatched competition.
BROCE overpowered CATCH HER IN THE EYE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MOORINHO overpowered CHERUB in a 1 minute uneven fray.
TELELESTAI was viciously subdued by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute contest.
GUNCOTTON was overpowered by HAAGENSON in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
STRINGY DARER overpowered ANGEL HAIR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLIND PIKE overpowered NOT FOR THE MONEY in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven match.
PIQUE handily defeated RHYTHM ORGAN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
HAPPY HOUR beat JO ANN SUE in a exciting 1 minute expert's competition.
JAY LEONARDO overpowered SINEWY SLEUTH in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
OLAF defeated SSG 20 in a exciting 1 minute match.
CATNAP FANG was overpowered by GOLD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MATT THE HAT beat '85 ROYALS in a action packed 1 minute bout.
ORALLY UNSAID demolished CONSPIRACY in a 1 minute uneven contest.
BAD defeated SOULBREAKER in a exciting 1 minute veteran's struggle.
PIZZA butchered SO SUH ME in a 1 minute uneven bout.
VITRIFY was overpowered by HORRIBLE HAIRMONSTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MIRROR'S GAZE was viciously subdued by THE REAL DEAL in a 2 minute veteran's bout.
WEBBED ROWS was handily defeated by SIGMA CHUG in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE FART IN OUR CARS won victory over JOLLY GREEN in a 2 minute gory match.
TEMP STALKER demolished MEG RYAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
LOTTO put to death ESCHER in a 1 minute duel.
CROME was overcome by RANDOM in a 1 minute fight.
PRETTY IN PINK devastated AFFLECK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PLAINTIVE KING handily defeated PILSBURY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
COTTONS overpowered MIFF UNIT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VIRUS was defeated by FAT OLD SUN in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
PROG was overcome by UNARMED ROAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
MOTINI was vanquished by CHRIS CARR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
DIZZY GREED overpowered DEATH KNIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SUH SHE was overpowered by WALTER WILL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GIG devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ANVIL ORB devastated ROMPER FLOAT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MELISANDRE was devastated by THIRD HUBBY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
HECATE was unbelievably bested by CPT12 in a popular 1 minute brawl.
FLAT TIRE overpowered REYSE NEDAK in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HOMEBOY CLONE savagely defeated ROSWELL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody fight.
POORLY SUHTED devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
UNKEMPT BASS assassinated AS SEEN ON TV in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
STEAMY was overcome by MOUNTEBANK in a 2 minute amateur's battle.
PETER PIPER beat CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 30         STRIKING ATTACK  182 - 151 - 14      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  30         WALL OF STEEL     49 -  44 -  3      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      15         LUNGING ATTACK   152 - 142 -  6      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         SLASHING ATTACK   41 -  42 -  3      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         AIMED BLOW       129 - 142 -  5      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         TOTAL PARRY       53 -  61 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     26 -  33 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  29 -  1      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  55 -  3      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   9 -  0      18  |

Turn 203 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        5 -  2     AIMED BLOW         7 -  8         7  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   19 - 11     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  4         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  4         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    17 - 13     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  HOT MESS -19958            15  11  2  109 VANITY (5432)
TOTAL PARRY      STAN THE BURPER -20928      8   2  0   98 NAMED BY MARK XXV (7745)
AIMED BLOW       SHAPELESS PURIST -9502     10   7  0   96 HAPPY SPRING V (9684)
WALL OF STEEL    SPUMONI ZONE -11381        10   4  0   94 SICK DAY 13 (9335)
LUNGING ATTACK   ZOMBIE BABY -12497          9   3  0   76 SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HOMECOMING QUEEN -31055     4   2  0   69 DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHARP TIE -27354.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ZOMBIE BABY -12497.  The ten other most popular fighters were SLAIN MELEE 
-17983, THE REAL DEAL -10404, SPOILED PORK -13982, FLATLINER -19666, SSG 4 -31225, 
STAN THE BURPER -20928, FAT OLD SUN -9176, 3 LIBRAS -22489, SHAPELESS PURIST -9502, 
and BLIND PIKE -12317.

The least popular fighter this week was AS SEEN ON TV 3261.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were REYSE NEDAK -9404, ROMPER FLOAT -9408, SUH SHE -11021, DEATH 
KNIGHT -12501, MIFF UNIT -12299, PILSBURY -29999, AFFLECK -11002, WEBBED ROWS -10820, 
SO SUH ME -11022, and CONSPIRACY -19149.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

AIR RAID (84--32659) I SHALL BE FREE

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

     The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission 
clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily.  Whenever this many people came together to 
petition for something, it meant trouble.  For him, anyway.  Records to be altered.  
Altering records was Bad.  It made Extra Work.
     His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we 
wouldn't have jobs.  Smile at them and ask what they want."
     Algernon closed his eyes briefly.  Looking at this crowd made him dizzy.  They 
were all wearing black and white stripes.  Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras 
didn't carry swords.  Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile.  "What... ah, 
what can I do for you?"
     "We want new names," the first gladiator said.  There was a number on the front 
of his shirt:  0381.  He thumped the number with his thumb.  "This here isn't a 
name--"
     "We want REAL names!"  That voice came from farther back in the crowd.
     "Yeah!  We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!"
     One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom."
     All the others turned to look at him.
     Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing.  Well, he 
could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name.
     "My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested.  "It's a good name."
     "It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said.  "We talked about this.  
We got our manager's agreement.  You get the name on the petition."
     "But--!"
     Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they 
argued.  He picked up the petition.  "These names are the ones you want?"
     0381 turned back.  "Yes."
     "It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name 
changes, THEY are going to want them--"  Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown... 
and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a 
complete deal.  A Name-Change-O-Rama.  Everyone who wants a name change can petition 
for it.  Get it all over with at once."  He glanced at the petition, shuddered 
slightly, and passed it to his clerk.  "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you 
will get the names on this petition.  And others will get the names THEY think they 
should have had, too."  He paused.  "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of 
being an Algernon...."

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     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of March.  If 
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI