DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/13/2016    Duedate: 10/26/2016

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 217

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GLOBULAR VENALITY
SICK DAY 25 (9347)
(84-54215) [15-22-1,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              LAST WISH
                               PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)
                               (84-53933) [6-1-1,76]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

GLOBULAR VENALITY              THE CLINTON YEARS
SICK DAY 25 (9347)             SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY (5885)
(84-54215) [15-22-1,113]       (84-35371) [8-3-0,92]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BATTLE OF LA (5181)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FENIX ERBUSSED (6458)         73 
2. BULTACOS (7462)               54 SUPERIOR FORCES DA02 (8674)
3. CLASH RADIO (5410)            29    Unchartered Team
4. SQUID POWER (9754)            27 
5. GOD'S SON (6913)              26    CHICAGO BOUND 16 (9453)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*CHICAGO BOUND 16 (9453)    4   0  0 100.   1/ 1 BATTLE OF LA (5181)       5  1 0
 2- 1*Q-SCHOOL (1323)            4   0  0 100.   2/ 9 BEING THERE (5172)        4  2 0
 3/ 4*OLD TIME RADIO (9224)      2   0  0 100.   3/ 2 N.W.A. (4830)             4  2 0
 4/ 9*SIXATE 1 (7152)            2   0  0 100.   4/38 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  4  4 2
 5/ 0*SQUID POWER (9754)         1   0  0 100.   5- 3 FASHION NUGGET (4448)     3  1 0
 6/ 0*THE GOVERNMENT (8721)      1   0  0 100.   6/16*CHICAGO BOUND 16 (9453)   2  0 0
 7- 7*THE DEVIL'S LUCK (8034)    1   0  0 100.   7/17*THE SUPERHEROES (8635)    2  0 0
 8- 6*LET ME THINK (7798)        1   0  0 100.   8/50*OLD TIME RADIO (9224)     2  0 0
 9/ 0*FENIX ERBUSSED (6458)      1   0  0 100.   9- 7 JONES (9253)              2  0 0
10/ 0*SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)      8   1  0 88.9  10- 8 80S MOVIES (8020)         2  0 0
11/11*PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)     6   1  1 85.7  11-39 JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      2  0 0
12/13*SOUP FORCES 37 (3759)      6   1  0 85.7  12/62 GOD'S SON (6913)          2  0 0
13/16*THE SUPERHEROES (8635)     4   1  0 80.0  13/63*SIXATE 1 (7152)           2  0 0
14/17*SOUP FORCES 53 (3775)      4   1  0 80.0  14/68 FLOYD RADIO (5411)        2  0 0
15/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8674) 11   3  1 78.6  15-10 BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     2  0 0
16-19*SOUP FORCES 83 (3805)      3   1  0 75.0  16/69 SEEMS LIKE YESTERD (5885) 2  0 0
17-20 JONES (9253)              18   7  0 72.0  17/70*MARMADUKE'S PILE (5897)   2  0 0
18-21 MASS PAIN (8442)          10   4  0 71.4  18-11 AL BUMS V (4139)          2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/12*SOUP FORCES 62 (3784)      5   2  1 71.4  19-36 WOB ABB (3119)            2  0 0
20/29*USDA (2857)                5   2  1 71.4  20/77*CONFUSION (2252)          2  0 0
21/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8269)  5   2  0 71.4  21/ 5 SPIDER CREW (9446)        2  1 1
22-23 WOB ABB (3119)             7   3  0 70.0  22/25 SAD SPRING XV (9665)      2  1 0
23/15 SPIDER CREW (9446)         9   4  1 69.2  23/26 MY HEROES! (9676)         2  1 0
24/26 SAD SPRING XV (9665)       9   4  0 69.2  24/27*PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)    2  1 0
25-24 I'M HISTORY (2147)        73  34  1 68.2  09/109 SEQUELS (8505)            2  1 0
26-25 FINAL CRUSADE (9483)      10   5  0 66.7  26/29 MY FAVORITE THINGS (7304) 2  1 0
27-27*PAINFULL VIBES (8441)      6   3  0 66.7  27/31 FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)     2  1 0
28-30*SCIENCE IS FUN (9750)      4   2  0 66.7  28/32 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    2  1 0
29-35 SIC 'EM (7202)            20  11  0 64.5  29/33 102811J (4541)            2  1 0
30-36 SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   15   9  1 62.5  12/112 INNERVISIONS (4748)       2  1 0
31-37 TOME OF DARKNESS (9575)   10   6  0 62.5  31/98*SOUP FORCES 37 (3759)     2  1 0
32-39 MORE Q STUFF (1335)        9   6  0 60.0  32/99*SOUP FORCES 53 (3775)     2  1 0
33-40 THIRSTY THUGS 1429 (8858)  6   4  1 60.0  33/34 032311E (3876)            2  1 0
34/28 102811J (4541)             6   4  0 60.0  34/37*USDA (2857)               2  1 0
35-41*WOS ADU (3584)             3   2  0 60.0  35/93 CLASH RADIO (5410)        2  2 1
36/18*SOUP FORCES 60 (3782)      3   2  0 60.0  36- 4 THE DONALD (9408)         2  2 0
37/44 BATTLE OF LA (5181)       58  41  2 58.6  37/95 MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   2  2 0
38-45 80S MOVIES (8020)         29  21  1 58.0  38-43 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      2  3 1
39/ 0*HORNY GOAT? (4349)         4   3  0 57.1  39-44 PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     2  3 0
40-50 LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)    9   7  0 56.2  40/45 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    2  4 1
41/48 N.W.A. (4830)             41  33  1 55.4  21/121 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      2  6 0
42-54 VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     20  17  1 54.1  42/ 0*BULTACOS (7462)           1  0 1
43-55 JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      14  12  1 53.8  43/ 0*SQUID POWER (9754)        1  0 0
44-57 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     40  35  2 53.3  44-14 FINAL CRUSADE (9483)      1  0 0
45/ 0 DEVIATION N (6900)        33  29  4 53.2  45-15*SCIENCE IS FUN (9750)     1  0 0
46/52 032311E (3876)            19  17  1 52.8  46-84 SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   1  0 0
47/53 99 OF 100 USERS (7321)    13  12  0 52.0  47/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8673) 1  0 0
48-59 BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     48  48  2 50.0  48-18*THE ONE YOU LOVE (9255)   1  0 0
49/68 INNERVISIONS (4748)       34  34  1 50.0  49/ 0*ERR9 (9263)               1  0 0
50/ 0 HORNY GOAT!! (4402)        8   8  0 50.0  50/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8674) 1  0 0
51/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8671)  4   4  0 50.0  51/ 0*THE GOVERNMENT (8721)     1  0 0
52/ 0*BULTACOS (7462)            3   3  1 50.0  52-61*LET ME THINK (7798)       1  0 0
07/107*WINNERS (6709)             3   3  0 50.0  53-19 STANKONIA (7881)          1  0 0
54-62*BELGARIAD 9 (3502)         3   3  0 50.0  54-54*THE DEVIL'S LUCK (8034)   1  0 0
09/109*CONFUSION (2252)           3   3  0 50.0  55/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8269) 1  0 0
56/31*WOS BAK (4004)             2   2  1 50.0  56-21*PAINFULL VIBES (8441)     1  0 0
57/ 0*ERR9 (9263)                2   2  0 50.0  57-22 SIC 'EM (7202)            1  0 0
58-65*SOUP FORCES 79 (3801)      2   2  0 50.0  58-89 THIRSTY THUGS 1354 (6836) 1  0 0
59-64*WOS ABO (3544)             2   2  0 50.0  59/ 0*FENIX ERBUSSED (6458)     1  0 0
60/ 5*NETFLIX (9225)             1   1  0 50.0  60-90 HURRICANE (5905)          1  0 0
61/60 SOME OLD B (8453)         19  20  3 48.7  61-92 CYPRESS HILL (5177)       1  0 0
62-69 HURRICANE (5905)          18  19  1 48.6  62/ 0*SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     1  0 0
63-70 STANKONIA (7881)          25  27  3 48.1  63/ 0 PENNED IN (5622)          1  0 0
64-72 AL BUMS V (4139)          45  50  2 47.4  64-23 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     1  0 0
65/83 MY FAVORITE THINGS (7304)  9  10  0 47.4  65-24 VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     1  0 0
66-73 THE DOWNWARD SPIRA (5170)  9  10  0 47.4  66/ 0*BUBBA'A REJECTS (4620)    1  0 0
67-74 BOOK BINGE (5756)         21  24  0 46.7  67-75*THINGS I ROLL (4269)      1  0 0
68/91 SEQUELS (8505)             7   8  1 46.7  68-35*EAGLE VS SHARK (4036)     1  0 0
69-75 CROOKED RAIN (5155)       18  21  1 46.2  69/ 0 SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)   1  0 0
70/86 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 12  14  0 46.2  70-80 MORE Q STUFF (1335)       1  0 0
71/77 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  45  53  4 45.9  71-79*Q-SCHOOL (1323)           1  0 0
72-76 BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 72  85  3 45.9  72/51*NETFLIX (9225)            1  1 0
73-80*THE ONE YOU LOVE (9255)    5   6  0 45.5  73-88*MAILIN TIME (8564)        1  1 0
74-81 D DAY (5448)              29  36  1 44.6  08-108 BASH BROS CHILDREN (8456) 1  1 0
75-82 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       20  25  5 44.4  75-13 WILD THINGS (6974)        1  1 0
76-84 STATIC SANITY (7606)       8  10  0 44.4  10-110 FEAR FACTORY 12 (7494)    1  1 0
77-85*GLORIOUS TEAM #19 (9076)   4   5  0 44.4  30/130*WINNERS (6709)            1  1 0
78/87 BEING THERE (5172)        38  49  3 43.7  78-12 D DAY (5448)              1  1 0
79-88 VANITY (5432)             50  66  3 43.1  79-41 BOOK BINGE (5756)         1  1 0
80/93 CLASH RADIO (5410)        27  36  2 42.9  15-115*BELGARIAD 9 (3502)        1  1 0
81-89 FASHION NUGGET (4448)     12  16  1 42.9  03-103*WOS ABO (3544)            1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
12/112*MARMADUKE'S PILE (5897)    6   8  0 42.9  14-114*WOS ADU (3584)            1  1 0
83/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8673)  3   4  0 42.9  13-113*SOUP FORCES 31 (3753)     1  1 0
84/ 0 ERRONE (8231)              5   7  0 41.7  01-101*SOUP FORCES 79 (3801)     1  1 0
85/97 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    24  34  4 41.4  02-102*SOUP FORCES 83 (3805)     1  1 0
86-99 PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     11  16  2 40.7  86/82*WOS BAK (4004)            1  2 1
01-101 FAMILY PETS (5780)        30  44  0 40.5  05/105 SNOWY SPRING (9678)       1  2 0
88/98 FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)     20  30  1 40.0  06/106 SICK DAY 25 (9347)        1  2 0
02-102 DUEL HACKS (8733)         18  27  3 40.0  89/83*CHICAGO BOUND 15 (9452)   1  2 0
13/113 SEEMS LIKE YESTERD (5885) 12  18  1 40.0  90/28*FELLAS 26 (8559)          1  2 0
03-103 80'S MUSIC (8017)         12  18  0 40.0  07/107 FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    1  2 0
04-104 THIRSTY THUGS 1354 (6836)  8  12  0 40.0  92/30 99 OF 100 USERS (7321)    1  2 0
05-105 CYPRESS HILL (5177)        8  12  0 40.0  11-111 FAMILY PETS (5780)        1  2 0
94/ 0 SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)    8  12  0 40.0  94/97*SOUP FORCES 60 (3782)     1  2 0
95/63*CHICAGO BOUND 15 (9452)    2   3  0 40.0  00/100*SOUP FORCES 62 (3784)     1  2 0
08-108*SOUP FORCES 31 (3753)      2   3  0 40.0  16/116 011609F (1274)            1  2 0
14/114 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    15  23  1 39.5  97/40 SOME OLD B (8453)         1  3 0
10-110 THE DONALD (9408)         15  23  0 39.5  18/118 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 1  3 0
00/100 MY HEROES! (9676)         13  20  0 39.4  99-46 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       1  4 0
11-111 WILD THINGS (6974)        37  58  2 38.9  19/119 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   1  6 0
01/96 SNOWY SPRING (9678)        7  11  1 38.9  20-120 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      0  4 0
02/92*FELLAS 26 (8559)           3   5  1 37.5  22/122*KHORSPRAETORIANS I (9309) 0  3 0
15-115 BALLERS (5445)            11  19  0 36.7  23/123 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 0  3 0
18/118 SICK DAY 25 (9347)        15  26  1 36.6  04-104 TOME OF DARKNESS (9575)   0  2 0
16-116 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      32  56  2 36.4  17-117 DUEL HACKS (8733)         0  2 0
17-117 KHORS GUARDIANS KJ (9203) 11  20  1 35.5  27-127*FEAR FACTORY 20 (8240)    0  2 0
19/119 FLOYD RADIO (5411)        14  26  1 35.0  07/ 0*ERRTWO (8232)             0  2 0
27/127 GOD'S SON (6913)           7  13  0 35.0  39/139*COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)     0  2 0
09/ 0*ERRTWO (8232)              4   8  0 33.3  09-42 CROOKED RAIN (5155)       0  2 0
22-122*WOS ABS (3473)             3   6  0 33.3  24-124 I'M HISTORY (2147)        0  2 0
06/106*LAST DELTA FLIGHT (7792)   2   4  0 33.3  11/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8671) 0  1 0
25-125*SOUP FORCES 36 (3758)      1   2  0 33.3  12-85 THIRSTY THUGS 1429 (8858) 0  1 0
13/ 0*BUBBA'S 13TH ARMY (2330)   1   2  0 33.3  25-125*GLORIOUS TEAM #19 (9076)  0  1 0
26-126 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      12  25  2 32.4  35-135*CHICAGO BOUND 19 (9454)   0  1 0
20/120 FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    11  23  0 32.4  26-126 KHORS GUARDIANS KJ (9203) 0  1 0
28/128 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      16  34  1 32.0  16/ 0 ERRONE (8231)             0  1 0
17/ 0*BUBBA'A REJECTS (4620)     4   9  1 30.8  17-86 MASS PAIN (8442)          0  1 0
32/132 011609F (1274)             7  17  0 29.2  18-87 80'S MUSIC (8017)         0  1 0
34/134 MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   13  32  0 28.9  36-136*4 LETTER MOVIES (7782)    0  1 0
35-135 FEAR FACTORY 12 (7494)     6  16  0 27.3  20/53*LAST DELTA FLIGHT (7792)  0  1 0
36-136*EAGLE VS SHARK (4036)      3   8  0 27.3  28-128 LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   0  1 0
38/138 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 11  33  0 25.0  40-140*ANYBODY HOME? (7634)      0  1 0
23/ 0 PENNED IN (5622)           3   9  0 25.0  23/ 0 DEVIATION N (6900)        0  1 0
42-142*MAILIN TIME (8564)         1   3  0 25.0  29-129 STATIC SANITY (7606)      0  1 0
43-143*THINGS I ROLL (4269)       1   3  0 25.0  25/ 0*BUBBA'S STASH (6396)      0  1 0
44/144 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)    7  24  1 22.6  26-91 THE DOWNWARD SPIRA (5170) 0  1 0
41/141*KHORSPRAETORIANS I (9309)  1   4  0 20.0  27-94 VANITY (5432)             0  1 0
46/146*COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)      2   9  0 18.2  31-131 BALLERS (5445)            0  1 0
48-148*FEAR FACTORY 20 (8240)     0  11  0  0.0  29/ 0*HORNY GOAT? (4349)        0  1 0
49-149*4 LETTER MOVIES (7782)     0   4  0  0.0  30/ 0 HORNY GOAT!! (4402)       0  1 0
50-150*08JL24A (855)              0   3  0  0.0  32-132*WOS ABS (3473)            0  1 0
51-151*CHICAGO BOUND 19 (9454)    0   1  0  0.0  46-146*SOUP FORCES 36 (3758)     0  1 0
52-152*ANYBODY HOME? (7634)       0   1  0  0.0  33/ 0*BUBBA'S 13TH ARMY (2330)  0  1 0
34/ 0*BUBBA'S STASH (6396)       0   1  0  0.0  51-151*08JL24A (855)             0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in BLACKSTONE!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  THE MOTHERSHIP AG had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-2-1 and wound up as 4th team!  
I couldn't believe it.  Did OLD TIME RADIO really go up by 42?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  GOD'S SON had like a really albendranius 
week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 12th team!  I couldn't believe it.  
Did SIXATE 1 really go up by 50?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  FLOYD RADIO had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 
1-0-0 and wound up as 14th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY 
really go up by 53?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
MARMADUKE'S PILE had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and 
wound up as 17th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did CONFUSION really go up by 57?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Wanna hear about a real 
loser?  Listen to this--SPIDER CREW got 0-1-0 and dropped 16.  Didn't see much of 
them after the fights!  SEQUELS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got 
a 1-0-0 and wound up as 25th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did INNERVISIONS really 
go up by 82?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  SOUP 
FORCES 37 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up 
as 31st team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did SOUP FORCES 53 really go up by 67?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  CLASH RADIO had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-1-1 and wound up as 35th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did MOTHERSHIP TEMPE really go up by 58?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  SUHT YOURSELF had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-1-0 and wound up as 41st team!  Really, just 
how far can one team drop in one round?  NETFLIX dropped 21, which I think's more 
than all the other teams combined!  I couldn't believe it.  Did WINNERS really go up 
by 53?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  SNOWY SPRING 
had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 87th 
team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did SICK DAY 25 really go up by 18?  If only those 
guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  See if I even talk to any of those 
losers in FELLAS 26 again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a 
lotta fights!  FEAR FACTORY 21 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got 
a 0-1-0 and wound up as 91st team!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to 
this--99 OF 100 USERS got 0-1-0 and dropped 62.  Didn't see much of them after the 
fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 011609F really go up by 20?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Really, just how far can one team drop 
in one round?  SOME OLD B dropped 57, which I think's more than all the other teams 
combined!  102ND DIRE LANCERS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 
1-0-0 and wound up as 98th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did PINKEST OF FLOYD really 
go up by 19?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
KHORSPRAETORIANS III had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 
and wound up as 102nd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did THIRSTY THUGS 0513 really go 
up by 20?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  COLLEGE 
RADIO* had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 
108th team!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in LAST DELTA FLIGHT again!  
Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  MVP award for 
BALL OF SHAME?  FENIX ERBUSSED's proud of him after beating WATER and getting 73 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  WEBBED ROWS got smashed by NASIR JONES, and 
lost 32 points!  Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most popular guy in all 
BLACKSTONE.  He got the most challenges.  (But what about proposals?) GLOBULAR 
VENALITY thinks his 15-22-1 and studly character is good enough to face up to the 
Duelmaster.  Any bets?  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit 
of...(!)  Oh well, welcome GLOBULAR VENALITY.  Aren't SICK DAY 25 proud.  (Oh, my.) 
Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of SOUP FORCES 83 must be getting 
lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  
I don't know what WINNERS' been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many 
fights from SOUP FORCES 83, that's fer sher.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  It was kind of sad, seeing old GLOSSY 
LAMBSKIN stumbling around the arena, before DOOM BISCUIT finished him off.  Oh well!  
What a bummer!  CHOICE CUT got wasted by HATEFUL!  But with a 6-5-0, I guess 
DEVIATION N aren't too bummed.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd 
be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GLOBULAR VENALITY 54215      15  22  1 113         SICK DAY 25 (9347)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-INDIANA JONES 46411          13   7  0 124         80S MOVIES (8020)         
-MAIL TRAIN 32925             15   4  0 114         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     
 MC REN 27222                 25  12  0 113         N.W.A. (4830)             
 DOOM BISCUIT 26215           14  20  2 112         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 CALM BOMB 42607              20   9  0 110         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
 ORALLY UNSAID 55935           9   4  0 110         SAD SPRING XV (9665)      
-ASSISTANT MANAGER 32811      11   7  1 108         BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     
-SANGREAL 54993               10   5  0 107         FINAL CRUSADE (9483)      
-REASONABLE DOUBT 23390       17  14  0 104         AL BUMS V (4139)          
 CHAIN OF FOOLS 43107         11   9  0 104         FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    
-DANCE BLANK DANCE 25029      12   7  1 102         VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     
 GATES OF MIDIAN 43064        13  10  1 101         FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)     
-NAS 53739                    10   1  0 100         JONES (9253)              
 OPEN WIFI 42037               9  10  0 100         MY FAVORITE THINGS  (7304)
-PRETTY IN PINK 56450         13   7  1  96         80S MOVIES (8020)         
-RUBIN CARTER 33714           15  13  1  93         HURRICANE (5905)          
-LOVE BITES 46399             11  12  0  93         80'S MUSIC (8017)         
-CEO 32817                     8   6  0  93         BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     
 NASIR JONES 39642             7   2  0  93         GOD'S SON (6913)          
-HOTEL ARIZONA 29194          12   8  1  92         BEING THERE (5172)        
 THE CLINTON YEARS 35371       8   3  0  92         SEEMS LIKE YESTERDA (5885)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VISIONS 26780                15  14  0  88         INNERVISIONS (4748)       
-SUNSHINE SUPERMAN 30942      11  10  1  88         D DAY (5448)              
-COTTONS 54525                 8   4  1  85         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
 CLICK STUPID LINKS 42122     13  12  0  84         99 OF 100 USERS (7321)    
 TWILIGHT SPARKLE 49492        7   2  0  84         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-SPEAKERBOXXX 34447            8   6  1  83         AL BUMS V (4139)          
-HAND ON THE PUMP 29220        8   8  0  83         CYPRESS HILL (5177)       
 PRIMERIDIAN 44883            14   7  2  81         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 MAIM AND POP 49239           13  11  2  80         GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    
 GUERILLA RADIO 29239         15  13  0  79         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
-THE PROFESSOR 30925          11  14  0  79         BALLERS (5445)            
-ABDUL ALHAZRED 55485         10   6  0  79         TOME OF DARKNESS (9575)   
 WEBBED ROWS 54716             9   4  1  79         SPIDER CREW (9446)        
-CONSPIRACY 46387              9   7  0  78         LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   
-HARRIET TUBMAN 11845         14   9  0  76         I'M HISTORY (2147)        
 LAST WISH 53933               6   1  1  76         PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)    
 JO ANN SUE 48148             11  33  0  74         THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 
-BEELRETH 41537                7   5  0  74         102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 
 PURSANG 42929                 1   1  1  73         BULTACOS (7462)           
 BALL OF SHAME 36931           1   0  0  73         FENIX ERBUSSED (6458)     
-EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT 43800    8   6  0  72         STATIC SANITY (7606)      
 RIOT FIGHT 49230             12  10  3  71         SOME OLD B (8453)         
 MIRROR'S GAZE 47697          10  16  0  70         FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    
-FERRET 49307                 10   4  0  67         WILD THINGS (6974)        
 MOON LANDING 44902            9   8  2  67         BEING THERE (5172)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HATEFUL 45677                 6   4  1  66         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
-CLOSER 29185                  9   2  0  65         THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL (5170)
 BONDS 30305                   8   0  0  65         SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     
 THE FART IN OUR CARS 49586    7   8  1  65         SEQUELS (8505)            
-ANGEL HAIR 54540              5   5  0  65         PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUH SHE 54515                 8   8  0  64         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
-OF ICE AND GIN 38035         11   8  0  63         BOOK BINGE (5756)         
 CUBIT STIRRER 6748            7  16  0  63         011609F (1274)            
 POOPER SCOOPER 33676          6   1  0  63         MARMADUKE'S PILE (5897)   
-MATA 39196                    8  12  0  61         THIRSTY THUGS 1354 (6836) 
 LOTUS MICHELLE 47828          5   2  0  61         SUPERIOR FORCES 700 (8269)
 DIAMOND RUGS 56381            3   1  0  61         FLOYD RADIO (5411)        
 HAPPY DAYS 39328             10  10  0  60         BEING THERE (5172)        
-OLU DARA 53740                7   3  0  60         JONES (9253)              
-CHOMSKY 56738                 4   2  0  60         SCIENCE IS FUN (9750)     
-GASOLINE DREAMS 45458        10   8  1  59         STANKONIA (7881)          
 NERVE CENTER 16172            5   2  1  59         USDA (2857)               
 CONKLIN 34526                 3   0  0  59         PENNED IN (5622)          
 SCHNOOKLEWUGGY 16559          8  12  0  58         SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)   
-RIGHT TIME 53751              5   2  0  58         THE ONE YOU LOVE (9255)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EXPOSED 24782                 8   8  0  56         HORNY GOAT!! (4402)       
-MARGAERY 49117                6   3  0  56         PAINFULL VIBES (8441)     
 SINEWY SLEUTH 56004           7  11  1  55         SNOWY SPRING (9678)       
-SCUMFIST 50844                7  10  0  55         DUEL HACKS (8733)         
 REALITY SUPERSTAR 25970       4   4  1  54         BUBBA'A REJECTS (4620)    
 NAKED RAYGUN 54748            4   0  0  53         CHICAGO BOUND 16 (9453)   
 PERPLEXED 12825               3   0  0  53         CONFUSION (2252)          
-ARRT 17558                    7   3  0  51         WOB ABB (3119)            
 OVEN MITT MAN 50301           4   1  0  51         THE SUPERHEROES (8635)    
-UNKEMPT BASS 51576            6   4  1  49         THIRSTY THUGS 1429 (8858) 
 WAFFLE ZOMBIE 51343           5   6  0  49         MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   
 CUTE SNOTLING 50303           4   0  0  48         SUPERIOR FORCES DA0 (8674)
 NANG MEN 21174                4   1  0  47         SOUP FORCES 53 (3775)     
-CUT YOUR HAIR 29109           7   8  0  45         CROOKED RAIN (5155)       
 PEACEFUL NOONTIME 25565       6   4  0  45         102811J (4541)            
 SPANISH BOMBS 45678           5   5  0  45         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
-LOTTO 54527                   7   4  3  44         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
 CHANC 50476                   4   4  0  43         SUPERIOR FORCES DA0 (8671)
-EGG RAID 49227                6   6  0  42         SOME OLD B (8453)         
-PLUMBING AIRSTRIP 52730       4   5  0  42         GLORIOUS TEAM #19 (9076)  
-QUAGMIRE 6998                 4   0  0  40         Q-SCHOOL (1323)           
-SILENCE KID 29107             3   1  0  40         CROOKED RAIN (5155)       
-BULY 56423                    7   3  0  39         FAMILY PETS (5780)        
 FAT OLD SUN 56360             6   6  1  39         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   
 ROGER 53794                   2   2  0  39         ERR9 (9263)               
-FRANK SINATRA 25031           4   6  1  38         FASHION NUGGET (4448)     
-SOUFFLE TOUPEE 54522          4   4  0  38         THE DONALD (9408)         
 WTG 50486                     3   4  0  38         SUPERIOR FORCES DA0 (8673)
 THE SQUIDS 54746              2   3  0  37         CHICAGO BOUND 15 (9452)   
-DEATH KNIGHT 53035            5   4  0  36         SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   
 JELLYFISH HUSSY 49856         3   5  1  36         FELLAS 26 (8559)          
-WITCH SEASON 34450            9   8  0  35         D DAY (5448)              
-AFFLECK 54534                 4   5  0  35         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
-GIG 54537                     4   7  0  35         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
 THIRSTY THUG 26211            3   5  0  34         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POORLY SUHTED 56436           3   8  0  33         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
 SHERLOCK HOLMES 56787         2   0  0  33         OLD TIME RADIO (9224)     
 CLAUDIA 54022                 1   4  0  33         KHORSPRAETORIANS II (9309)
-BENDER'S GAME 45577           4   6  0  32         BOOK BINGE (5756)         
-PILLOW BITER 56768            3   0  0  32         BEING THERE (5172)        
 STATHIS 47625                 0   2  0  32         ERRTWO (8232)             
 GINATAAN 21092                4   1  0  31         SOUP FORCES 37 (3759)     
-PIZZA MAN 46427               4   2  0  31         JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      
 RED VIXEN 24518               3   2  0  31         HORNY GOAT? (4349)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CUCUMBER 21062                2   3  0  31         SOUP FORCES 31 (3753)     
 BISCOTTI 44861                2   4  0  30         LAST DELTA FLIGHT (7792)  
-DRUNK BUDDY 24082             1   3  0  29         THINGS I ROLL (4269)      
-ALSO 44 50842                 5  12  1  28         DUEL HACKS (8733)         
 GERIATRIC 41013               2   0  0  28         SIXATE 1 (7152)           
-STAUS 19922                   2   2  0  27         WOS ABO (3544)            
 SQUIRTS 56759                 1   0  0  27         SQUID POWER (9754)        
 YANKEE 38441                  3   3  0  25         WINNERS (6709)            
 PANADA 21206                  3   2  0  25         SOUP FORCES 60 (3782)     
-NUGGET 48111                  3   1  0  25         FASHION NUGGET (4448)     
 USELESS 50780                 1   0  0  25         THE GOVERNMENT (8721)     
 BEAR 47627                    0   3  0  25         ERRTWO (8232)             
-DAXIL 20124                   3   2  0  24         WOS ADU (3584)            
-FIGHT MAN 22512               2   3  0  24         EAGLE VS SHARK (4036)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SWISS CHEESE 21323            3   1  0  23         SOUP FORCES 83 (3805)     
-VELVET 19712                  2   3  0  23         BELGARIAD 9 (3502)        
 TINOLA 21216                  3   2  1  22         SOUP FORCES 62 (3784)     
-MOTE DE QUESO 21300           2   2  0  22         SOUP FORCES 79 (3801)     
-BUM 41633                     4   6  0  21         FAMILY PETS (5780)        
-BANEM 19563                   2   2  0  20         WOS ABS (3473)            
 THE HIGH ROAD 56470           1   4  0  19         MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   
-DIZZYING SPIGOT 49882         1   3  0  18         MAILIN TIME (8564)        
 URGENT NEED 56770             1   3  0  18         COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)     
-THE DISTANCE 48109            2   2  0  17         FASHION NUGGET (4448)     
-CERTAIN 44952                 1   0  0  17         LET ME THINK (7798)       
-TSUHNAMI 56852                0   4  0  16         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
-HEMLOCK 47670                 0   4  0  16         FEAR FACTORY 20 (8240)    
 DOGGIE BAG 13253              1   2  0  15         BUBBA'S 13TH ARMY (2330)  
-DUNE 44797                    0   3  0  11         4 LETTER MOVIES (7782)    
 LONG ABYSS 22347              2   2  1   9         WOS BAK (4004)            
-TEH BRUNSON 46492             1   0  0   9         THE DEVIL'S LUCK (8034)   
-BRUSH FIRE 56843              2   2  0   8         WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      
-YES 43976                     0   1  0   7         ANYBODY HOME? (7634)      
 SOUR DIESEL 36606             0   1  0   5         BUBBA'S STASH (6396)      
 WATER 56764                   0   1  0   5         ERRONE (8231)             
-BENNIFER 57012                1   0  1   4         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
-TURMOIL 4380                  0   3  0   3         08JL24A (855)             
-CARROTTOP 57040               0   1  0   1         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GLOSSY LAMBSKIN 21680  14 15 1 032311E 3876         DOOM BISCUIT 26215    217   
MIDNIGHT CREEP 53731    1  8 0 BACK UP MAN 9251     NERVE CENTER 16172    213  NOT REVENGED
GREEKTOWN 54756         0  1 0 CHICAGO BOUND 1 9454 BENNIFER 57012        216   
CHOICE CUT 41524        6  5 0 DEVIATION N 6900     HATEFUL 45677         217   
SPARTACUS 46394         1  2 0 EASY RAIDERS 8016    FRANK SINATRA 25031   213  NOT REVENGED
BONDED BY BLOOD 43093   5  8 0 FEAR FACTORY 12 7494 BLOODBATH & BEY 49238 216   
TELELESTAI 53484       11 20 1 KHORS GUARDIANS 9203 PRIMERIDIAN 44883     215   
MALEFICENT 49122       10  4 0 MASS PAIN 8442       WEBBED ROWS 54716     216   
MAGNUN P.I. 53595       1  1 0 NETFLIX 9225         PURSANG 42929         217   
HEY YOU 54528           1  7 0 PINKEST OF FLOY 9410 LONG ABYSS 22347      216   
VICHYSSOISE 21085       1  2 0 SOUP FORCES 36 3758  BLACK BULLET 40456    215   
EL DIABLO MORAD 26853   3  4 0 WORTHLESS SCRUB 4762 DIZZY GREED 53226     213  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NERVE CENTER viciously subdued PEACEFUL NOONTIME in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
GLOBULAR VENALITY savagely defeated MC REN in a 4 minute Challenge Title melee.
LAST WISH bested JO ANN SUE in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
BISCOTTI was overpowered by OVEN MITT MAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WEBBED ROWS was bested by NASIR JONES in a 2 minute brawl.
OPEN WIFI vanquished MIRROR'S GAZE in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
GLOSSY LAMBSKIN was dealt death by DOOM BISCUIT in a 2 minute veteran's competition.
CLICK STUPID LINKS was vanquished by ORALLY UNSAID in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CALM BOMB won victory over GATES OF MIDIAN in a popular 3 minute veteran's duel.
PRIMERIDIAN was overpowered by CHAIN OF FOOLS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
VISIONS overpowered VIRUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TWILIGHT SPARKLE bested RIOT FIGHT in a 2 minute conflict.
GUERILLA RADIO was viciously subdued by THE CLINTON YEARS in a 4 minute battle.
MAIM AND POP overpowered HAPPY DAYS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SUH SHE defeated SINEWY SLEUTH in a 3 minute veteran's duel.
BLOODBATH & BEYOND was bested by REALITY SUPERSTAR in a 2 minute duel.
CUBIT STIRRER was overcome by DIAMOND RUGS in a 2 minute bout.
MOON LANDING devastated JELLYFISH HUSSY in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
BONDS luckily beat SPANISH BOMBS in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
CATCH 22 was savagely defeated by LOTUS MICHELLE in a 2 minute conflict.
EXPOSED was overpowered by THE FART IN OUR CARS in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
THIRSTY THUG was overpowered by SCHNOOKLEWUGGY in a 1 minute uneven fray.
POOPER SCOOPER handily defeated CHANC in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CONKLIN demolished FAT OLD SUN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CUTE SNOTLING slimly won victory over CLAUDIA in a popular 5 minute gruesome match.
NANG MEN overpowered THE HIGH ROAD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHOICE CUT was executed by HATEFUL in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
PERPLEXED handily defeated POORLY SUHTED in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WAFFLE ZOMBIE vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NAKED RAYGUN overpowered RED VIXEN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THE SQUIDS was defeated by ROGER in a 3 minute match.
MORGANOR demolished DOGGIE BAG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PANADA was narrowly defeated by SHERLOCK HOLMES in a popular 5 minute gruesome bout.
TINOLA was savagely defeated by WTG in a 2 minute gruesome contest.
BEAR was overpowered by GERIATRIC in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
STATHIS was bested by YANKEE in a action packed 3 minute bout.
MAGNUN P.I. was assassinated by PURSANG in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GINATAAN handily defeated URGENT NEED in a 1 minute uneven match.
LONG ABYSS was overpowered by SQUIRTS in a 3 minute uneven bout.
SOUR DIESEL was savagely defeated by USELESS in a 4 minute competition.
WATER was overpowered by BALL OF SHAME in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      21         STRIKING ATTACK  187 - 144 - 16      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         TOTAL PARRY       80 -  75 -  3      52  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         AIMED BLOW       144 - 151 - 15      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         LUNGING ATTACK   131 - 145 -  5      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         WALL OF STEEL     41 -  47 -  2      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  32 -  1      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  22 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       28 -  42 -  2      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK   41 -  63 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  43 -  0      28  |

Turn 217 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         9 - 12         4  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  7     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  5         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      MC REN 27222               25  12  0  113 N.W.A. (4830)
STRIKING ATTACK  ORALLY UNSAID -9601         9   4  0  110 SAD SPRING XV (9665)
LUNGING ATTACK   CHAIN OF FOOLS -22429      11   9  0  104 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)
SLASHING ATTACK  VISIONS 26780              15  14  0   88 INNERVISIONS (4748)
AIMED BLOW       TWILIGHT SPARKLE -16044     7   2  0   84 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)
WALL OF STEEL    DIAMOND RUGS -9155          3   1  0   61 FLOYD RADIO (5411)
PARRY-LUNGE      NERVE CENTER 16172          5   2  1   59 USDA (2857)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GLOBULAR VENALITY -11321.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was THE CLINTON YEARS -30165.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
SHERLOCK HOLMES -8749, CLAUDIA -11514, GLOBULAR VENALITY -11321, CUTE SNOTLING 
-15233, GATES OF MIDIAN -22472, USELESS -14756, NERVE CENTER 16172, PANADA 21206, 
SPANISH BOMBS -19858, and YANKEE -27095.

The least popular fighter this week was URGENT NEED -8766.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MAGNUN P.I. -11941, DOGGIE BAG 13253, POORLY SUHTED -9100, 
CHOICE CUT -24012, FAT OLD SUN -9176, CHANC -15060, EXPOSED 24782, HAPPY DAYS -26208, 
VIRUS -9542, and PRIMERIDIAN -20653.