DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/10/2016    Duedate: 11/23/2016

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 219

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

INSANITY
MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (2148)
(84-11853) [4-1-0,151]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

INSANITY                       LAST WISH
MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (2148)        PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)
(84-11853) [4-1-0,151]         (84-53933) [7-2-1,89]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

CLICK STUPID LINKS             OPEN WIFI
99 OF 100 USERS (7321)         MY FAVORITE THINGS 3 (7304)
(84-42122) [15-12-0,102]       (84-42037) [11-10-1,127]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

JONES (9253)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (2148)       113
2. BIRDEMIC (5439)               36    MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (2148)
3. XCOM OPS (7968)               33    Unchartered Team
4. SPIDER CREW (9446)            29 
5. AREAS IN FEAR (5451)          29    CHICAGO BOUND 16 (9453)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*CHICAGO BOUND 16 (9453)    6   0  0 100.   1/ 7 JONES (9253)              4  0 2
 2- 2*Q-SCHOOL (1323)            5   0  0 100.   2/13 BOOK BINGE (5756)         4  0 0
 3/ 4*SIXATE 1 (7152)            3   0  0 100.   3/12 BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     4  0 0
 4- 3*OLD TIME RADIO (9224)      2   0  0 100.   4/17 SICK DAY 25 (9347)        3  0 1
 5/ 0*SOUP FORCES 87 (3809)      2   0  0 100.   5/ 2 MY FAVORITE THINGS (7304) 3  0 1
 6- 5*TEAM TINKLE (8755)         1   0  0 100.   6/ 3*CHICAGO BOUND 16 (9453)   3  0 0
 7- 7*FENIX ERBUSSED (6458)      1   0  0 100.   7/ 4 SEQUELS (8505)            3  0 0
 8/ 0*WOS BDD (3946)             1   0  0 100.   8/21 INNERVISIONS (4748)       3  0 0
 9- 8*SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)      8   1  0 88.9   9/ 5 SOME OLD B (8453)         3  1 0
10/ 0*PHXFUN36 (9390)            6   1  0 85.7  10/ 0 BIRDEMIC (5439)           3  1 0
11- 9*SOUP FORCES 37 (3759)      6   1  0 85.7  11/74 AL BUMS V (4139)          3  1 0
12/11*SOUP FORCES 53 (3775)      5   1  0 83.3  12/ 1 BATTLE OF LA (5181)       3  3 0
13-10*THE SUPERHEROES (8635)     4   1  0 80.0  13/29*THE ONE YOU LOVE (9255)   2  0 0
14/ 0*WC ALLSTARS (5444)         4   1  0 80.0  14/39*SIXATE 1 (7152)           2  0 0
15-12 SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8674) 11   3  1 78.6  15-11 PENNED IN (5622)          2  0 0
16/13*PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)     7   2  1 77.8  16/ 0 TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   2  0 0
17/ 0 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (2148)   45  13  1 77.6  17/41 HURRICANE (5905)          2  0 0
18/15 JONES (9253)              22   7  2 75.9  18/42 CYPRESS HILL (5177)       2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*WOB AAP (3131)             3   1  0 75.0  19/14*SOUP FORCES 53 (3775)     2  0 0
20-17*SOUP FORCES 62 (3784)      5   2  1 71.4  20/16*PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)    2  1 0
21-18*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8269)  5   2  0 71.4  21/19 99 OF 100 USERS (7321)    2  1 0
22-20 SAD SPRING XV (9665)       9   4  0 69.2  22/20 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    2  1 0
23/25 SPIDER CREW (9446)        10   5  1 66.7  23/ 0 DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      2  1 0
24/27*USDA (2857)                6   3  1 66.7  24/82*USDA (2857)               2  1 0
25/24 ENTER THE WU (4831)       40  21  3 65.6  25/22 011609F (1274)            2  1 0
26/ 0 DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      49  27  5 64.5  26-23 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  2  2 1
27/ 0 MMMP (6377)               12   7  1 63.2  27/62 DUEL HACKS (8733)         2  2 0
28-28 102811J (4541)             6   4  0 60.0  28/67 CROOKED RAIN (5155)       2  2 0
29/ 0*WOS ABU (3540)             3   2  0 60.0  29/68 THE STONES (4459)         2  2 0
30-29*SOUP FORCES 60 (3782)      3   2  0 60.0  30/24 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    2  3 0
31/31 BATTLE OF LA (5181)       60  43  2 58.3  31/ 6 N.W.A. (4830)             2  4 0
32-32*HORNY GOAT? (4349)         4   3  0 57.1  32- 8 SAD SPRING XV (9665)      1  0 0
33/ 0 FINGER LICKIN (8407)      18  14  1 56.2  33-31 SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8674) 1  0 0
34/34 99 OF 100 USERS (7321)    15  12  0 55.6  34-27*TEAM TINKLE (8755)        1  0 0
35/33 N.W.A. (4830)             43  35  1 55.1  35-10*OLD TIME RADIO (9224)     1  0 0
36/37 VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     21  18  1 53.8  36- 9*THE SUPERHEROES (8635)    1  0 0
37/45*THE ONE YOU LOVE (9255)    7   6  0 53.8  37-30*ERR9 (9263)               1  0 0
38-35 DEVIATION N (6900)        33  29  4 53.2  38-28*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8673) 1  0 0
39/43 SEQUELS (8505)             9   8  1 52.9  39/ 0*PHXFUN36 (9390)           1  0 0
40-36 032311E (3876)            19  17  1 52.8  40/ 0 XCOM OPS (7968)           1  0 0
41/38 SOME OLD B (8453)         22  20  3 52.4  41-33*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8269) 1  0 0
42/42 MY FAVORITE THINGS (7304) 11  10  1 52.4  42-35*COVERING GROUND (8446)    1  0 0
43/39 BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     52  48  2 52.0  43-36 GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  1  0 0
44/40 INNERVISIONS (4748)       36  34  1 51.4  44/ 0 THE IN SOUND (8450)       1  0 0
45/41 HURRICANE (5905)          20  19  1 51.3  45-38 GOD'S SON (6913)          1  0 0
46/58 BOOK BINGE (5756)         25  24  0 51.0  46-63 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 1  0 0
47-44 HORNY GOAT!! (4402)        8   8  0 50.0  47/ 0 MMMP (6377)               1  0 0
48/ 0 THE IN SOUND (8450)        7   7  0 50.0  48-40*FENIX ERBUSSED (6458)     1  0 0
49-46*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8671)  4   4  0 50.0  49-43*SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     1  0 0
50-47*CHICAGO BOUND 15 (9452)    3   3  0 50.0  50-44 FLOYD RADIO (5411)        1  0 0
51-50*CONFUSION (2252)           3   3  0 50.0  51/ 0*WC ALLSTARS (5444)        1  0 0
52-51*WOS BAK (4004)             2   2  1 50.0  52/ 0*AREAS IN FEAR (5451)      1  0 0
53-52*ERR9 (9263)                2   2  0 50.0  53-45 DEVIATION XLII (5588)     1  0 0
54/ 0*WOS ADW (3582)             2   2  0 50.0  54-46 SEEMS LIKE YESTERD (5885) 1  0 0
55-55*SQUID POWER (9754)         1   1  0 50.0  55-47*MARMADUKE'S PILE (5897)   1  0 0
56-57*NETFLIX (9225)             1   1  0 50.0  56-48*BUBBA'A REJECTS (4620)    1  0 0
57-56*THE GOVERNMENT (8721)      1   1  0 50.0  57-70*SOUP FORCES 37 (3759)     1  0 0
58/59 AL BUMS V (4139)          48  51  2 48.5  58/ 0*SOUP FORCES 87 (3809)     1  0 0
59/ 0 TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   30  33  0 47.6  59/ 0*WOS BDD (3946)            1  0 0
60/ 0 THE DOWNWARD SPIRA (5170) 10  11  0 47.6  60/ 0*WOB AAP (3131)            1  0 0
61/62 CROOKED RAIN (5155)       20  23  1 46.5  61/ 0 ORLANDO BOUND XVII (2689) 1  0 0
62/61 STANKONIA (7881)          25  29  3 46.3  62-54 SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)   1  0 0
63-63 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 12  14  0 46.2  63/ 0 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (2148)   1  0 0
64-64*COVERING GROUND (8446)     6   7  0 46.2  64-55*CONFUSION (2252)          1  0 0
65-65 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  45  53  4 45.9  65-15*Q-SCHOOL (1323)           1  0 0
66/73 CYPRESS HILL (5177)       10  12  0 45.5  66-56*BULTACOS (7462)           1  1 1
67/60 STATIC SANITY (7606)       9  11  0 45.0  67-57 CLASH RADIO (5410)        1  1 1
68-67 DEVIATION XLII (5588)     34  42  1 44.7  68-59*SQUID POWER (9754)        1  1 0
69/ 0 BIRDEMIC (5439)           39  50  3 43.8  69-78 SNOWY SPRING (9678)       1  1 0
70-70 BEING THERE (5172)        38  49  3 43.7  70-61*THE GOVERNMENT (8721)     1  1 0
71-71 GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  13  17  0 43.3  71/ 0*SUNDAY ATTITUDE (9248)    1  1 0
72-72 CLASH RADIO (5410)        27  36  2 42.9  72-83 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      1  1 0
73/ 0 XCOM OPS (7968)            9  12  0 42.9  73-79*CHICAGO BOUND 15 (9452)   1  1 0
74-74*MARMADUKE'S PILE (5897)    6   8  0 42.9  74/ 0 FINGER LICKIN (8407)      1  1 0
75-75*BULTACOS (7462)            3   4  1 42.9  75/37 STATIC SANITY (7606)      1  1 0
76-76*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8673)  3   4  0 42.9  76/64*WINNERS (6709)            1  1 0
77/48*WINNERS (6709)             3   4  0 42.9  77/ 0 THE DOWNWARD SPIRA (5170) 1  1 0
78-77 SNOWY SPRING (9678)        8  11  1 42.1  78-65 BEING THERE (5172)        1  1 0
79-78 ERRONE (8231)              5   7  0 41.7  79-66 MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   1  1 0
80/83 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    25  36  4 41.0  10/110 VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     1  1 0
81/82 DUEL HACKS (8733)         20  29  3 40.8  11/111 ENTER THE WU (4831)       1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/79 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    16  24  1 40.0  82/76 SPIDER CREW (9446)        1  2 0
83-84 SEEMS LIKE YESTERD (5885) 12  18  1 40.0  83/18 FELLAS 26 (8559)          1  2 0
84-85 SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)    8  12  0 40.0  84/80 FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    1  2 0
85/69 FELLAS 26 (8559)           4   6  1 40.0  85/77 MY HEROES! (9676)         0  3 0
86/ 0*WOB AEG (3036)             2   3  0 40.0  86/86*KHORSPRAETORIANS I (9309) 0  3 0
87/89 SICK DAY 25 (9347)        17  26  2 39.5  87/87 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 0  3 0
88/87 FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)     20  32  1 38.5  88/81 FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)     0  3 0
89/88 MY HEROES! (9676)         13  22  0 37.1  89/98 STANKONIA (7881)          0  2 0
90-92 FLOYD RADIO (5411)        14  26  1 35.0  90-88*ERRTWO (8232)             0  2 0
91-93 GOD'S SON (6913)           7  13  0 35.0  07/107 BALLERS (5445)            0  2 0
01/101 011609F (1274)             9  17  0 34.6  92/ 0*HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703) 0  1 0
93/91 BALLERS (5445)            11  21  0 34.4  93-92*TEAM UNLUCKY (8757)       0  1 0
94/94 FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    12  24  0 33.3  94-60*NETFLIX (9225)            0  1 0
02/102 THE STONES (4459)          7  14  0 33.3  95-93*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8671) 0  1 0
96-95*ERRTWO (8232)              4   8  0 33.3  96-85 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   0  1 0
97-96*LAST DELTA FLIGHT (7792)   2   4  0 33.3  97-97*LAST DELTA FLIGHT (7792)  0  1 0
98-97*TEAM UNLUCKY (8757)        1   2  0 33.3  98-99 ERRONE (8231)             0  1 0
99-98*BUBBA'S 13TH ARMY (2330)   1   2  0 33.3  99/ 0*NAMED BY MARK XXII (7742) 0  1 0
00-100 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      16  34  1 32.0  03-103 DEVIATION N (6900)        0  1 0
03-103*BUBBA'A REJECTS (4620)     4   9  1 30.8  04-104*COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)     0  1 0
04-104 PENNED IN (5622)           4   9  0 30.8  06-106*BUBBA'S STASH (6396)      0  1 0
05-105 MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   13  32  0 28.9  03/ 0*HOME BREWS (5449)         0  1 0
04/ 0*HOME BREWS (5449)          4  10  0 28.6  08-108*HORNY GOAT? (4349)        0  1 0
05/ 0 ORLANDO BOUND XVII (2689)  3   8  0 27.3  09-109 HORNY GOAT!! (4402)       0  1 0
10/110 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 11  35  0 23.9  06-69 102811J (4541)            0  1 0
11-111 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)    7  24  1 22.6  07/ 0*WOS ABU (3540)            0  1 0
08/ 0*SUNDAY ATTITUDE (9248)     2   7  0 22.2  08/ 0*WOS ADW (3582)            0  1 0
09/ 0*AREAS IN FEAR (5451)       1   4  0 20.0  09-71*SOUP FORCES 60 (3782)     0  1 0
12-112*COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)      2   9  0 18.2  10-72*SOUP FORCES 62 (3784)     0  1 0
13/113*KHORSPRAETORIANS I (9309)  1   6  0 14.3  11-73 032311E (3876)            0  1 0
12/ 0*HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703)  1   7  0 12.5  12/ 0*WOS BEA (3921)            0  1 0
13/ 0*NAMED BY MARK XXII (7742)  0   1  0  0.0  13-58*WOS BAK (4004)            0  1 0
18-118*BUBBA'S STASH (6396)       0   1  0  0.0  14/ 0*WOB AEG (3036)            0  1 0
15/ 0*WOS BEA (3921)             0   1  0  0.0  16-116*BUBBA'S 13TH ARMY (2330)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  We now have a 
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  JONES now holds the crown and they 
are betting they can keep it.  Take a look at BOOK BINGE's act, as they have a 2-0-0 
week and gain 11 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is SICK DAY 25, who swept up 13 places in 
the ranks.  Take a look at INNERVISIONS' act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 13 
places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, 
I admit it's corny) is AL BUMS V, who swept up 63 places in the ranks.  What goes up, 
must come down.  Watch out BLACKSTONE!  BATTLE OF LA may fall on you as it crushes 
past the teams below it to fall on the 12th spot.  Take a look at THE ONE YOU LOVE's 
act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 16 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is SIXATE 1, who swept 
up 25 places in the ranks.  Take a look at HURRICANE's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week 
and gain 24 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored 
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is CYPRESS HILL, who swept up 24 places in the 
ranks.  Take a look at USDA's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 58 places in 
the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit 
it's corny) is DUEL HACKS, who swept up 35 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
CROOKED RAIN's act, as they have a 1-1-0 week and gain 39 places in the team ranking. 
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is THE 
STONES, who swept up 39 places in the ranks.  Suffering under a 1-1-0 record and 
dropping from 6th to 31st place were the N.W.A..  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is 
steady in the lists.  But to STATIC SANITY, which fell to 75th, it's what you soak in 
before going to the Dark Arena.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 
64th to 76th place were the WINNERS.  Keep trying!  Take a look at VIOLENT FEMMES' 
act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 30 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is ENTER THE WU, who 
swept up 30 places in the ranks.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out 
BLACKSTONE!  FELLAS 26 may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall 
on the 83rd spot.  Take a look at BALLERS' act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 16 
places in the team ranking.  Hey everybody, watch out for INSANITY, who flew up 113 
points in the rankings after mashing VIRUS like a melon.  Keep your eye on this 
beast.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was CATCH 22, who dropped 11 points 
after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with NANG MEN.  Well here's a 
duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'!  GLOBULAR VENALITY made a 
Dark Arena Challenge against DARK CHAMPION this week.  Well, everybody's pal GLOBULAR 
VENALITY moved his record to 17-22-2 by defeating DARK CHAMPION in the Duelmaster's 
Title Bout and gaining 2 recognition points.  Advice to bashers--never force 
anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Here is other news that is of note.  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't 
avoid THE STONES, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does BLACKSTONE really have that many 
liars?  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause WINNERS 
beats feet every time THE STONES smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  And who is this 
OPEN WIFI you ask, with 127 points and a 11-10-1 record.  Ooh, the tales I could 
tell!  In a mismatch, our friend THE PROFESSOR of BALLERS got heroic notions and 
challenged OPEN WIFI.  What did it get him?  A 11-16-0 record, that's what.  This 
week THE PROFESSOR 11-16-0 fought OPEN WIFI 11-10-1 and in losing gained 1 points.  I 
know several gladiators who could go for a few fights like that.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  GLOBULAR VENALITY defied all odds and slew 
DARK CHAMPION in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as DARK 
CHAMPION's meat is notoriously tough.  Yesterday I talked to the MASS PAIN's manager 
and WEBBED ROWS, slayer of MALEFICENT.  The manager:  'I think I can, I think I can'. 
WEBBED ROWS:  'I already did'.  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and 
will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been real, and its been fun, 
but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INSANITY 11853                4   1  0 151         MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (2148)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OPEN WIFI 42037              11  10  1 127         MY FAVORITE THINGS  (7304)
 MC REN 27222                 26  13  0 117         N.W.A. (4830)             
 TRUE PLAYER 36509            12   3  1 114         MMMP (6377)               
 REASONABLE DOUBT 23390       18  15  0 113         AL BUMS V (4139)          
 ASSISTANT MANAGER 32811      13   7  1 113         BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     
-DOOM BISCUIT 26215           14  20  2 112         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-ORALLY UNSAID 55935           9   4  0 110         SAD SPRING XV (9665)      
 NAS 53739                    12   1  1 108         JONES (9253)              
 WEBBED ROWS 54716            10   5  1 106         SPIDER CREW (9446)        
 CEO 32817                    10   6  0 106         BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     
 CALM BOMB 42607              21  10  0 103         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
 WET PAINT 30948              17  10  1 103         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      
 CLICK STUPID LINKS 42122     15  12  0 102         99 OF 100 USERS (7321)    
 RUBIN CARTER 33714           17  13  1 100         HURRICANE (5905)          
 VISIONS 26780                17  14  0  98         INNERVISIONS (4748)       
 DANCE BLANK DANCE 25029      13   8  1  98         VIOLENT FEMMES (4447)     
 SPEAKERBOXXX 34447           10   6  1  97         AL BUMS V (4139)          
 RIOT FIGHT 49230             14  10  3  96         SOME OLD B (8453)         
 HAND ON THE PUMP 29220       10   8  0  96         CYPRESS HILL (5177)       
 CUBIT STIRRER 6748            9  16  0  96         011609F (1274)            

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIPSO DOODLE 30949           14   9  0  95         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      
-THE CLINTON YEARS 35371       8   3  0  92         SEEMS LIKE YESTERDA (5885)
 CHAIN OF FOOLS 43107         12  10  0  91         FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAST WISH 53933               7   2  1  89         PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)    
 MONEY MARK 48895              7   3  1  85         FINGER LICKIN (8407)      
 ERNIE ERNESTO 48896          11   8  0  84         FINGER LICKIN (8407)      
-TWILIGHT SPARKLE 49492        7   2  0  84         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 RIGHT TIME 53751              7   2  0  84         THE ONE YOU LOVE (9255)   
-PRIMERIDIAN 44883            14   7  2  81         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 THE PROFESSOR 30925          11  16  0  81         BALLERS (5445)            
 CLOSER 29185                 10   2  0  81         THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL (5170)
 THE FART IN OUR CARS 49586    9   8  1  80         SEQUELS (8505)            
 JO ANN SUE 48148             11  35  0  79         THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 
 EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT 43800    9   7  0  79         STATIC SANITY (7606)      
 GUERILLA RADIO 29239         16  14  0  78         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
 GATES OF MIDIAN 43064        13  12  1  77         FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)     
 MILLION MILES 29180           9   7  0  77         TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   
-BALL OF SHAME 36931           1   0  0  73         FENIX ERBUSSED (6458)     
 SCUMFIST 50844                9  10  0  72         DUEL HACKS (8733)         
 NAKED RAYGUN 54748            6   0  0  72         CHICAGO BOUND 16 (9453)   
 INEBRIART 41333              10   5  2  71         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      
 MIRROR'S GAZE 47697          11  17  0  70         FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    
 SEPTUM DRESS 54429            6   1  0  70         PHXFUN36 (9390)           
 OF ICE AND GIN 38035         13   8  0  69         BOOK BINGE (5756)         
-MOON LANDING 44902            9   8  2  67         BEING THERE (5172)        
 OLU DARA 53740                9   3  1  67         JONES (9253)              

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIGHLAND 49324                8   5  0  66         TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   
-HATEFUL 45677                 6   4  1  66         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
-CONKLIN 34526                 4   0  0  66         PENNED IN (5622)          
-BONDS 30305                   8   0  0  65         SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)     
-SUH SHE 54515                 8   8  0  64         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
 INSPECTAH DECK 47157          9   4  2  63         ENTER THE WU (4831)       
-POOPER SCOOPER 33676          6   1  0  63         MARMADUKE'S PILE (5897)   
 NANG MEN 21174                5   1  0  63         SOUP FORCES 53 (3775)     
-LOTUS MICHELLE 47828          5   2  0  61         SUPERIOR FORCES 700 (8269)
-DIAMOND RUGS 56381            3   1  0  61         FLOYD RADIO (5411)        
-HAPPY DAYS 39328             10  10  0  60         BEING THERE (5172)        
 NERVE CENTER 16172            6   3  1  59         USDA (2857)               
-SINEWY SLEUTH 56004           8  11  1  58         SNOWY SPRING (9678)       
-SCHNOOKLEWUGGY 16559          8  12  0  58         SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)   
-ALPHA KLAUS 51866             6   4  0  58         GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EXPOSED 24782                 8   8  0  56         HORNY GOAT!! (4402)       
 CGI 38037                     7   7  0  56         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
 SILENCE KID 29107             5   1  0  56         CROOKED RAIN (5155)       
-REALITY SUPERSTAR 25970       4   4  1  54         BUBBA'A REJECTS (4620)    
 DYING GOD 46115               3   1  0  54         XCOM OPS (7968)           
-PERPLEXED 12825               3   0  0  53         CONFUSION (2252)          
 POW 49213                     7   3  0  52         THE IN SOUND (8450)       
 GASOLINE DREAMS 45458        10  10  1  51         STANKONIA (7881)          
-OVEN MITT MAN 50301           4   1  0  51         THE SUPERHEROES (8635)    
-WAFFLE ZOMBIE 51343           5   6  0  49         MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   
 EAZY 30921                    4   1  0  49         WC ALLSTARS (5444)        
 JELLYFISH HUSSY 49856         4   6  1  48         FELLAS 26 (8559)          
-CUTE SNOTLING 50303           4   0  0  48         SUPERIOR FORCES DA0 (8674)
 CUT YOUR HAIR 29109           7  10  0  47         CROOKED RAIN (5155)       
-EGG RAID 49227                7   6  0  46         SOME OLD B (8453)         
-THE SQUIDS 54746              3   3  0  46         CHICAGO BOUND 15 (9452)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PEACEFUL NOONTIME 25565       6   4  0  45         102811J (4541)            
-SURGE 49195                   6   3  0  45         COVERING GROUND (8446)    
-SPANISH BOMBS 45678           5   5  0  45         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
-QUAGMIRE 6998                 5   0  0  43         Q-SCHOOL (1323)           
-CHANC 50476                   4   4  0  43         SUPERIOR FORCES DA0 (8671)
 BENDER'S GAME 45577           6   6  0  42         BOOK BINGE (5756)         
 FREEBORN FAIRY 15241          3   8  0  41         ORLANDO BOUND XVIII (2689)
-FAT OLD SUN 56360             6   6  1  39         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   
-ROGER 53794                   2   2  0  39         ERR9 (9263)               
 BLOODY MAYHEM 56647           4   1  0  38         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
-WTG 50486                     3   4  0  38         SUPERIOR FORCES DA0 (8673)
 CHAGE 17143                   2   3  0  37         WOB AEG (3036)            
-THIRSTY THUG 26211            3   5  0  34         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-POORLY SUHTED 56436           3   8  0  33         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
 TURRA 17619                   2   1  0  33         WOB AAP (3131)            
 CLAUDIA 54022                 1   6  0  33         KHORSPRAETORIANS II (9309)
 ADRIL 19899                   1   2  0  33         WOS ABU (3540)            
 KEITH RICHARDS 25088          5   3  0  32         THE STONES (4459)         
 SYTEH 20114                   2   2  0  32         WOS ADW (3582)            
 VEGETABLE 21340               2   0  0  32         SOUP FORCES 87 (3809)     
-STATHIS 47625                 0   2  0  32         ERRTWO (8232)             
-GINATAAN 21092                4   1  0  31         SOUP FORCES 37 (3759)     
 GERIATRIC 41013               3   0  0  31         SIXATE 1 (7152)           
-RED VIXEN 24518               3   2  0  31         HORNY GOAT? (4349)        
 ALSO 44 50842                 5  14  1  30         DUEL HACKS (8733)         
-BISCOTTI 44861                2   4  0  30         LAST DELTA FLIGHT (7792)  
-SQUIRTS 56759                 1   1  0  30         SQUID POWER (9754)        
 ASGARD 30955                  1   0  0  29         AREAS IN FEAR (5451)      
 GRUMP CITY 53712              2   1  0  28         SUNDAY ATTITUDE (9248)    
-USELESS 50780                 1   1  0  28         THE GOVERNMENT (8721)     
 ROMPER FLOAT 56128            1   7  0  28         HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703) 
-PANADA 21206                  3   2  0  25         SOUP FORCES 60 (3782)     
 MICK 48113                    2   4  0  25         THE STONES (4459)         
-BEAR 47627                    0   3  0  25         ERRTWO (8232)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TINOLA 21216                  3   2  1  22         SOUP FORCES 62 (3784)     
-LUXURIOUS 50960               1   0  0  21         TEAM TINKLE (8755)        
-SIR LAWRENCE 42899            1   0  0  21         DEVIATION XLII (5588)     
 YANKEE 38441                  3   4  0  19         WINNERS (6709)            
-THE HIGH ROAD 56470           1   4  0  19         MOTHERSHIP TEMPE (5886)   
-SPEED DEMON 50971             1   2  0  19         TEAM UNLUCKY (8757)       
 TUREM 21931                   0   1  0  19         WOS BEA (3921)            
-URGENT NEED 56770             1   3  0  18         COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)     
-DOGGIE BAG 13253              1   2  0  15         BUBBA'S 13TH ARMY (2330)  
 ENOK 22055                    1   0  0  15         WOS BDD (3946)            
 MOVIEHEAD 56947               1   0  0  13         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
-LONG ABYSS 22347              2   2  1   9         WOS BAK (4004)            
-SOUR DIESEL 36606             0   1  0   5         BUBBA'S STASH (6396)      
-WATER 56764                   0   1  0   5         ERRONE (8231)             
 STOAT STOUT 56991             0   1  0   3         HOME BREWS (5449)         
 SURE SHOT 53713               0   3  0   3         SUNDAY ATTITUDE (9248)    
 XXX 44592                     0   1  0   1         NAMED BY MARK XXII (7742) 

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAPTURED ORC            0  0 0                      OLU DARA 53740        219  NONE
GLOSSY LAMBSKIN 21680  14 15 1 032311E 3876         DOOM BISCUIT 26215    217   
BIRD FLU 56847          0  1 0 BIRDEMIC 5439        SHEWISH GIANT         219  NONE
PURSANG 42929           1  2 1 BULTACOS 7462        NAS 53739             218   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GREEKTOWN 54756         0  1 0 CHICAGO BOUND 1 9454 BENNIFER 57012        216   
CHOICE CUT 41524        6  5 0 DEVIATION N 6900     HATEFUL 45677         217   
BONDED BY BLOOD 43093   5  8 0 FEAR FACTORY 12 7494 BLOODBATH & BEY 49238 216   
MAIM AND POP 49239     13 12 2 GONE SHOPPING 2 8455 OPEN WIFI 42037       218   
TELELESTAI 53484       11 20 1 KHORS GUARDIANS 9203 PRIMERIDIAN 44883     215  NOT REVENGED
MALEFICENT 49122       10  4 0 MASS PAIN 8442       WEBBED ROWS 54716     216   
MAGNUN P.I. 53595       1  1 0 NETFLIX 9225         PURSANG 42929         217  NONE
HEY YOU 54528           1  7 0 PINKEST OF FLOY 9410 LONG ABYSS 22347      216   
VICHYSSOISE 21085       1  2 0 SOUP FORCES 36 3758  BLACK BULLET 40456    215  NOT REVENGED
A 56993                 0  1 0 THE DOWNWARD SP 5170 SPYMASTER             219  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GLOBULAR VENALITY butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BIRD FLU was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
A was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
LAST WISH overpowered MIRROR'S GAZE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE PROFESSOR was bested by OPEN WIFI in a popular 2 minute expert's Challenge brawl.
NERVE CENTER savagely defeated JELLYFISH HUSSY in a 2 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
CALM BOMB was overpowered by WEBBED ROWS in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
CLICK STUPID LINKS viciously subdued EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT in a 1 minute duel.
RIOT FIGHT defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 2 minute fight.
TRUE PLAYER overcame KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
SPEAKERBOXXX devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RUBIN CARTER subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute mismatched match.
CEO overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ASSISTANT MANAGER defeated JO ANN SUE in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
WET PAINT devastated GATES OF MIDIAN in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
CHAIN OF FOOLS was devastated by REASONABLE DOUBT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HAND ON THE PUMP overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MC REN outlasted M. CHARDINEE in a 11 minute one-sided match.
VISIONS viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gory master's competition.
DANCE BLANK DANCE defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
ERNIE ERNESTO was luckily beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute expert's fray.
NAS overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MONEY MARK overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CUBIT STIRRER overpowered GUERILLA RADIO in a popular 3 minute brutal one-sided duel.
RIGHT TIME viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute bout.
DIPSO DOODLE overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
THE FART IN OUR CARS overcame INEBRIART in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
MILLION MILES narrowly defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 2 minute duel.
OF ICE AND GIN overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CLOSER overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
HIGHLAND handily defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
NAKED RAYGUN overpowered CUT YOUR HAIR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
OLU DARA savagely slew CAPTURED ORC in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SEPTUM DRESS subdued GASOLINE DREAMS in a exciting 1 minute master's match.
SCUMFIST won victory over CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute bout.
BLOODBATH & BEYOND overpowered ROMPER FLOAT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SILENCE KID handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CGI vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
POW won victory over CAPTURED ORC in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
VIRUS was handily defeated by INSANITY in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
NANG MEN overpowered CATCH 22 in a 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
BENDER'S GAME overcame FRATSFA SLAVE in a tiring 3 minute veteran vs. novice conflict.
FREEBORN FAIRY subdued KEITH RICHARDS in a 2 minute fight.
INSPECTAH DECK vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CLAUDIA was overcome by DYING GOD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome bout.
BLOODY MAYHEM demolished YANKEE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GERIATRIC beat ADRIL in a 1 minute battle.
CHAGE was demolished by EAZY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ALSO 44 was handily defeated by VEGETABLE in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
SYTEH was overpowered by MICK in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TURRA demolished SURE SHOT in a 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
GRUMP CITY demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
TUREM was bested by MOVIEHEAD in a popular 1 minute bout.
ENOK won victory over STOAT STOUT in a popular 1 minute struggle.
ASGARD defeated XXX in a 1 minute brutal master vs. amateur brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      24         STRIKING ATTACK  138 - 107 - 12      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         TOTAL PARRY       69 -  58 -  3      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  29 -  2      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         LUNGING ATTACK    99 -  90 -  3      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW       121 - 114 -  6      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     24 -  24 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE       27 -  34 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   30 -  39 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  13 -  2      32  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  36 -  0      29  |

Turn 219 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  4     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  4                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  4     
AIMED BLOW        13 - 11     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      INSANITY 11853              4   1  0  151 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (2148)
STRIKING ATTACK  OPEN WIFI -23499           11  10  1  127 MY FAVORITE THINGS 3 (7304)
LUNGING ATTACK   TRUE PLAYER -29027         12   3  1  114 MMMP (6377)
AIMED BLOW       WEBBED ROWS -10820         10   5  1  106 SPIDER CREW (9446)
SLASHING ATTACK  WET PAINT 30948            17  10  1  103 DRUNK DRAWING (5450)
PARRY-LUNGE      NERVE CENTER 16172          6   3  1   59 USDA (2857)
BASHING ATTACK   SILENCE KID 29107           5   1  0   56 CROOKED RAIN (5155)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CLICK STUPID LINKS -23414.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was OPEN WIFI -23499.  The ten other most popular fighters were CUBIT 
STIRRER 6748, MILLION MILES 29180, SEPTUM DRESS -11107, DYING GOD -19421, NERVE 
CENTER 16172, CLICK STUPID LINKS -23414, RIOT FIGHT -16306, RUBIN CARTER -31822, 
ASSISTANT MANAGER -32725, and VISIONS 26780.

The least popular fighter this week was BENDER'S GAME -19959.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were XXX -20944, SURE SHOT -11823, SYTEH 20114, CHAGE 17143, YANKEE 
-27095, CLAUDIA -11514, CATCH 22 -14803, VIRUS -9542, ROMPER FLOAT -9408, and CUT 
YOUR HAIR 29109.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GLOBULAR VENALITY (84--11321) SICK DAY 25