DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/22/2016    Duedate: 01/04/2017

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 222

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TRUE PLAYER
MMMP (6377)
(84-36509) [15-3-1,140]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TRUE PLAYER                    CHOMSKY
MMMP (6377)                    SCIENCE IS FUN (9750)
(84-36509) [15-3-1,140]        (84-56738) [7-2-0,79]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

GATES OF MIDIAN                MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)          80S MOVIES (8020)
(84-43064) [14-14-1,89]        (84-56971) [0-1-0,7]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BATTLE OF LA (5181)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PASTA LA VISTA (9412)         42 
2. WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)        28    WHYILOVEGOLF (954)
3. THE DONALD (9408)             27    Unchartered Team
4. I'M LION (9414)               26 
5. BODY BY OTTO (9409)           25    WOS ADZ (3579)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*Q-SCHOOL (1323)            6   0  0 100.   1/ 3 BATTLE OF LA (5181)       8  0 1
 2- 3*SIXATE 1 (7152)            4   0  0 100.   2/12 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   5  5 0
 3- 4*LET ME THINK (7798)        3   0  0 100.   3/ 1 AL BUMS V (4139)          4  0 0
 4/ 6*WOS ADZ (3579)             3   0  0 100.   4/ 2 DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      4  2 1
 5- 5*BELGARIAD 4 (3508)         2   0  0 100.   5/ 8 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (2148)   3  0 1
 6/ 0*SICK DAY 2 (9324)          1   0  0 100.   6/13*SCIENCE IS FUN (9750)     3  0 0
 7- 8*WOS BAZ (3989)             1   0  0 100.   7/ 5 MMMP (6377)               3  0 0
 8- 9*WOS BDI (3941)             1   0  0 100.   8/11 CROOKED RAIN (5155)       3  1 0
 9-10*WOS BDH (3942)             1   0  0 100.   9-15 THIRSTY THUGS 1466 (8835) 2  0 0
10-11*PHXFUN36 (9390)            7   1  0 87.5  10-14 THIRSTY GHUGS 1446 (8855) 2  0 0
11/12 WHYILOVEGOLF (954)        10   2  1 83.3  11-19*LET ME THINK (7798)       2  0 0
12/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8674) 12   3  1 80.0  12-20*LINGUISTS (7919)          2  0 0
13-13 PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)     8   2  1 80.0  13/21 XCOM OPS (7968)           2  0 0
14/14 MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (2148)   48  13  2 78.7  14-27 THIRSTY THUGS 1321 (6216) 2  0 0
15/15*SCIENCE IS FUN (9750)      7   2  0 77.8  15/78 BALLERS (5445)            2  0 0
16/16*SOUP FORCES 53 (3775)      7   2  0 77.8  16/58*WOS ADZ (3579)            2  0 0
17/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8269)  6   2  0 75.0  17/64 WHYILOVEGOLF (954)        2  0 0
18/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8675)  3   1  0 75.0  18/66 PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1649)  2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-17 JONES (9253)              23   8  2 74.2  19/68 COVEN (9553)              2  1 0
20/ 0 SUPE FORCES 7906 (1696)   15   6  0 71.4  20/75 PUB CRAWLERS 5 (7672)     2  1 0
21/ 0 TODAY TOO (4626)           9   4  1 69.2  21/26 THIRSTY THUGS 1301 (6199) 2  1 0
22/19 MMMP (6377)               15   7  1 68.2  22/76*PHILANTHROPISTS 12 (6629) 2  1 0
23-18 THE MISEDUCATION (5151)   15   7  1 68.2  23/ 7 INNERVISIONS (4748)       2  1 0
24/37*HAS BEENS (8718)           4   2  0 66.7  24/29*SOUP FORCES 2 (3724)      2  1 0
25/38*PHILANTHROPISTS 12 (6629)  4   2  0 66.7  25/81*SOUP FORCES 22 (3744)     2  1 0
26/39*SOUP FORCES 91 (3813)      4   2  0 66.7  26/30*SOUP FORCES 30 (3752)     2  1 0
27/ 0*SUPE FORCES 0903 (2189)    4   2  0 66.7  27/33*SOUP FORCES 53 (3775)     2  1 0
28-23*WORDY (6871)               2   1  0 66.7  28/83*SOUP FORCES 91 (3813)     2  1 0
29/67*SOUP FORCES 22 (3744)      2   1  0 66.7  29/90*WOB AEG (3036)            2  1 0
30/ 7*SOUP FORCES 30 (3752)      2   1  0 66.7  30/ 0 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      2  2 1
31-25*SOUP FORCES 73 (3795)      2   1  0 66.7  31/36*SUNDAY ATTITUDE (9248)    2  2 0
32/29 ENTER THE WU (4831)       41  22  3 65.1  32/92 FINGER LICKIN (8407)      2  2 0
33/28 DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      53  29  6 64.6  33/38*AREAS IN FEAR (5451)      2  2 0
34/34 PUB CRAWLERS 5 (7672)      7   4  0 63.6  34/10 BOOK BINGE (5756)         2  2 0
35/43*AM02 (7058)                5   3  1 62.5  35-40 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     2  2 0
36-30*LINGUISTS (7919)           5   3  0 62.5  36-41 THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  2  2 0
37-31 THIRSTY THUGS 1418 (8221) 13   8  0 61.9  37/ 0 PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     2  3 2
38/32 BATTLE OF LA (5181)       68  43  3 61.3  38/ 0 THE DONALD (9408)         2  3 1
39/40 PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1649)  11   7  1 61.1  39-42 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  2  3 0
40/ 0 SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   15  10  1 60.0  40/ 4 BIRDEMIC (5439)           2  4 0
41-33 THIRSTY THUGS 1321 (6216)  9   6  1 60.0  41/44*WC ALLSTARS (5444)        2  4 0
42-35 THIRSTY THUGS 1359 (6838)  6   4  0 60.0  42/96 N.W.A. (4830)             2  4 0
43-36*SOUP FORCES 24 (3746)      3   2  1 60.0  43/95*PUB CRAWLERS 26 (9285)    2  5 1
44/ 0 LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   10   7  0 58.8  44/43 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      2  6 1
45/ 0 80S MOVIES (8020)         30  22  1 57.7  45/45 FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    2  6 0
46-41 99 OF 100 USERS (7321)    16  12  0 57.1  46/ 0*FH6 (9505)                1  0 0
47-42 THE ONE YOU LOVE (9255)    8   6  0 57.1  14/114 MY HEROES! (9676)         1  0 0
48/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8270)  4   3  0 57.1  48/ 0*SICK DAY 2 (9324)         1  0 0
49/22*WOB AAP (3131)             4   3  0 57.1  49/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8671) 1  0 0
50/47 COVEN (9553)               9   7  0 56.2  50/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8673) 1  0 0
51/49 FINGER LICKIN (8407)      20  16  1 55.6  51/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8674) 1  0 0
52/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8671)  5   4  0 55.6  52-16 THE ONE YOU LOVE (9255)   1  0 0
53-44 MY FAVORITE THINGS (7304) 12  10  1 54.5  53/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8675) 1  0 0
54/ 0 HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)  12  10  0 54.5  54-17 PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)    1  0 0
55/60*WC ALLSTARS (5444)         6   5  0 54.5  55-18*PHXFUN36 (9390)           1  0 0
56-46 THIRSTY GHUGS 1446 (8855)  7   6  1 53.8  56-47*THIRSTY THUGS 1441 (8825) 1  0 0
57/53 N.W.A. (4830)             45  39  1 53.6  57-22 THE IN SOUND (8450)       1  0 0
58/ 0 JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      15  13  1 53.6  58/ 0 LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   1  0 0
59-48 THE IN SOUND (8450)        8   7  0 53.3  59/ 0*EASY RAIDERS (8016)       1  0 0
60/ 0 HORNY GOAT!! (4402)        9   8  0 52.9  60/ 0 80'S MUSIC (8017)         1  0 0
61/54 HURRICANE (5905)          21  19  1 52.5  61/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8269) 1  0 0
62/51 INNERVISIONS (4748)       38  35  1 52.1  62/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8270) 1  0 0
63/52 BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     53  49  2 52.0  63-23*SIXATE 1 (7152)           1  0 0
64-55 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     42  40  1 51.2  64-24 MY FAVORITE THINGS (7304) 1  0 0
65/58 SOME OLD B (8453)         23  22  3 51.1  65-25 99 OF 100 USERS (7321)    1  0 0
66/56 BOOK BINGE (5756)         27  26  0 50.9  66-52*WORDY (6871)              1  0 0
67/57 AL BUMS V (4139)          52  51  2 50.5  67/53 HURRICANE (5905)          1  0 0
68-59 THE DOWNWARD SPIRA (5170) 11  11  0 50.0  68-32 THE DOWNWARD SPIRA (5170) 1  0 0
69/50 SEQUELS (8505)             9   9  1 50.0  69-28 CYPRESS HILL (5177)       1  0 0
70/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8673)  4   4  0 50.0  70/ 0 HORNY GOAT!! (4402)       1  0 0
71/81*WOS ADU (3584)             4   4  0 50.0  71-55 BATTLE FROGS 3 (4690)     1  0 0
72/83*WOB AEG (3036)             4   4  0 50.0  72-56 THE MISEDUCATION (5151)   1  0 0
73/24*SOUP FORCES 2 (3724)       2   2  0 50.0  73-57*BELGARIAD 4 (3508)        1  0 0
74/26*WOS BDD (3946)             2   2  0 50.0  74-59*WOS BDI (3941)            1  0 0
75/27*WOB AED (3039)             2   2  0 50.0  75-60*WOS BDH (3942)            1  0 0
76/ 0*FH6 (9505)                 1   1  0 50.0  76-61*WOS BAZ (3989)            1  0 0
77-64*TEAM TINKLE (8755)         1   1  0 50.0  77/ 0*SUPE FORCES 0903 (2189)   1  0 0
78-66*ABSURD HEROES VIII (8366)  1   1  0 50.0  78/ 0 HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)  1  0 0
79/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 8 (1093)   1   1  0 50.0  79/ 0 SUPE FORCES 7906 (1696)   1  0 0
80/68 CROOKED RAIN (5155)       23  24  1 48.9  80-65*Q-SCHOOL (1323)           1  0 0
81/75 XCOM OPS (7968)           11  12  0 47.8  81-67*08JL24A (855)             1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-69 CYPRESS HILL (5177)       11  12  0 47.8  82/ 0*WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)    1  1 1
83-72 THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  24  27  0 47.1  10/110 HOME BREWS (5449)         1  1 1
84/71 STANKONIA (7881)          26  30  3 46.4  84/49*PIES (8868)               1  1 0
85/73 TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   31  36  0 46.3  85- 9 JONES (9253)              1  1 0
86-74 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  47  56  4 45.6  17/117*HAS BEENS (8718)          1  1 0
87/70 STATIC SANITY (7606)      10  12  0 45.5  87-73 KAOS 14-10 (8432)         1  1 0
88-78 KAOS 14-10 (8432)         10  13  0 43.5  88-71 THIRSTY THUGS 1418 (8221) 1  1 0
89-79 FASHION NUGGET (4448)     13  17  1 43.3  89/70 STANKONIA (7881)          1  1 0
90/77 BIRDEMIC (5439)           41  54  3 43.2  90/ 0 80S MOVIES (8020)         1  1 0
91/61*WOS ADW (3582)             3   4  0 42.9  91-72*ABSURD HEROES VIII (8366) 1  1 0
92-84 BEING THERE (5172)        38  51  3 42.7  92/ 0 JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      1  1 0
93/ 0 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       21  29  5 42.0  21/121*AM02 (7058)               1  1 0
94/ 0 80'S MUSIC (8017)         13  18  0 41.9  94/74 STATIC SANITY (7606)      1  1 0
95/76 THIRSTY THUGS 1301 (6199)  7  10  0 41.2  95-77 THIRSTY THUGS 1359 (6838) 1  1 0
96/85 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    26  38  4 40.6  96/ 6 BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     1  1 0
97/ 0 PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     13  19  4 40.6  97-79 FASHION NUGGET (4448)     1  1 0
98-86 CLASH RADIO (5410)        27  40  2 40.3  98-39 THE STONES (4459)         1  1 0
99/62*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5199)  2   3  0 40.0  99/80 ENTER THE WU (4831)       1  1 0
00/63*SOUP FORCES 87 (3809)      2   3  0 40.0  00-82*SOUP FORCES 73 (3795)     1  1 0
01/90 DUEL HACKS (8733)         21  32  3 39.6  01/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 8 (1093)  1  1 0
02/ 0 THE DONALD (9408)         17  26  1 39.5  02/69*THIRSTY THUGS 1461 (8840) 1  2 0
03/96 MY HEROES! (9676)         14  22  0 38.9  03/86 SOME OLD B (8453)         1  2 0
04-92 THIRSTY THUGS 1508 (9172)  5   8  2 38.5  04/31 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    1  2 0
05/99 BALLERS (5445)            13  21  0 38.2  05/87 FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)     1  2 0
06/91 FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)     21  34  1 38.2  06/88*WOS ADW (3582)            1  2 0
07/ 0 SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)    8  13  0 38.1  12/112*WOS ADU (3584)            1  2 0
08-93 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  27  45  2 37.5  08/34*WOS BDD (3946)            1  2 0
09-95*BATTLE FROGS 14-10 (8433)  3   5  0 37.5  09/35*WOB AAP (3131)            1  2 0
10/82*WOS ABU (3540)             3   5  0 37.5  10/84*WOB AED (3039)            1  2 0
11-97*MARMADUKE'S PILE (5897)    7  12  0 36.8  11/ 0 ARREST ASSURED (9413)     1  3 0
12-98 WILD THINGS (6974)        37  64  2 36.6  12/91 DUEL HACKS (8733)         1  3 0
13/88*PIES (8868)                4   7  0 36.4  13/ 0 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      1  3 0
00/100 WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      34  62  3 35.4  14/37 TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   1  3 0
15/94 THIRSTY THUGS 1410 (8207)  6  11  1 35.3  15-93 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  1  3 0
01-101 THE STONES (4459)          8  15  0 34.8  16/ 0 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       1  4 0
17/ 0 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      18  36  2 33.3  17-94*MARMADUKE'S PILE (5897)   1  4 0
02-102 FLOYD RADIO (5411)        14  28  1 33.3  18/97 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    0 11 0
04-104 011609F (1274)             9  18  0 33.3  19-98 WILD THINGS (6974)        0  6 0
05-105 THIRSTY THUGS 1466 (8835)  4   8  0 33.3  20/ 0*I'M LION (9414)           0  5 0
13/113*AREAS IN FEAR (5451)       3   6  0 33.3  21-99 CLASH RADIO (5410)        0  4 0
06-106*THIRSTY THUGS 1441 (8825)  2   4  0 33.3  02/102*DARKHEART'S GEMS (9128)   0  3 0
23/ 0*EASY RAIDERS (8016)        2   4  0 33.3  00/100 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 0  3 0
24/65*THIRSTY THUGS 1461 (8840)  1   2  0 33.3  05/105 THIRSTY THUGS 1410 (8207) 0  3 0
03/103 FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    14  30  0 31.8  08/108*PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5199) 0  3 0
26/ 0 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      13  28  2 31.7  01/101*WOS ABU (3540)            0  3 0
07/107 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    16  35  1 31.4  27/89*SOUP FORCES 87 (3809)     0  3 0
12/112 HOME BREWS (5449)          5  11  1 31.2  03-103 THIRSTY THUGS 1508 (9172) 0  2 0
10/110*SUNDAY ATTITUDE (9248)     4   9  0 30.8  06-106 FEARSOME FIVE (6652)      0  2 0
09/109 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   12  29  1 29.3  07-107 BEING THERE (5172)        0  2 0
08-108 BATTLE FROGS 3 (4690)     12  29  0 29.3  09-109 FLOYD RADIO (5411)        0  2 0
32/ 0 RATM (5182)                7  17  0 29.2  11-111 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 0  2 0
33/ 0*LAST DELTA FLIGHT (7792)   2   5  0 28.6  13-113*SOUP FORCES 24 (3746)     0  2 0
19/119*PUB CRAWLERS 26 (9285)     2   6  1 25.0  16-116*TEAM TINKLE (8755)        0  1 0
14-114*08JL24A (855)              1   3  0 25.0  35/ 0 SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   0  1 0
15-115 FEARSOME FIVE (6652)       6  19  0 24.0  36/ 0*CM-HORRIBLE (9261)        0  1 0
37/ 0*I'M LION (9414)            3  10  0 23.1  04-104*KHORSPRAETORIANS I (9309) 0  1 0
16/116 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 11  38  0 22.4  38/ 0*LAST DELTA FLIGHT (7792)  0  1 0
17-117 IDIOCRACY (4683)          17  59  1 22.4  39/51 SEQUELS (8505)            0  1 0
18-118 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896)  9  36  0 20.0  19-119*BATTLE FROGS 14-10 (8433) 0  1 0
41/ 0*WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)     4  16  2 20.0  41/ 0*SUNNY ARIZONA (7506)      0  1 0
42/ 0 ARREST ASSURED (9413)      4  16  1 20.0  42/ 0 RATM (5182)               0  1 0
21-121*KHORSPRAETORIANS I (9309)  1   7  0 12.5  43/ 0 TODAY TOO (4626)          0  1 0
44/ 0*SUNNY ARIZONA (7506)       1   9  0 10.0  23-123 IDIOCRACY (4683)          0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
45/ 0*CM-HORRIBLE (9261)         0   3  0  0.0  25-125*WOS BCU (3955)            0  1 0
22/122*DARKHEART'S GEMS (9128)    0   3  0  0.0  46/ 0 SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)   0  1 0
25-125*WOS BCU (3955)             0   1  0  0.0  47-85 011609F (1274)            0  1 0
26-126*MEDAL OF HONOR W6 (1661)   0   1  0  0.0  26-126*MEDAL OF HONOR W6 (1661)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  The boys at AL BUMS V left the arena dejected, 
after being kicked out of the top spot by BATTLE OF LA.  Good show!  Like a chunk of 
francium heaved into a wet pond, BALLERS blew up the rankings to 63!  Perhaps it is 
WOS ADZ members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 58th to 16th last 
week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after WHYILOVEGOLF showed 
BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 47.  Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, PHILANTHROPISTS43 blew up the rankings to 48!  Perhaps it is 
COVEN members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 68th to 19th last week... 
(Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, PUB 
CRAWLERS 5 blew up the rankings to 55!  Managers were muttering after PHILANTHROPISTS 
121 showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 54.  Thinking about 
sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is INNERVISIONS, after suffering a 16 
drop in ranking.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, SOUP FORCES 22 
blew up the rankings to 56!  Perhaps it is SOUP FORCES 91 members' intannibility that 
enabled them to move from 83rd to 28th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) 
Managers were muttering after WOB AEG showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  1-0-0 to 
move up by 61.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, FINGER LICKIN blew 
up the rankings to 60!  The boys at BOOK BINGE aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all 
know and love, after suffering a 24 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable 
disease has swept the stable of BIRDEMIC.  Note their drop in the rankings from 4th 
to 40th.  Watch out!!!  Managers were muttering after N.W.A. showed BLACKSTONE what 
they could do:  2-0-0 to move up by 54.  Perhaps it is PUB CRAWLERS 26 members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 95th to 43rd last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Managers were muttering after MY HEROES! showed BLACKSTONE what they 
could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 67.  The boys at HURRICANE aren't the happy-go-lucky 
bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 14 drop last week.  Like a chunk of 
francium heaved into a wet pond, HOME BREWS blew up the rankings to 27!  Thinking 
about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is PIES, after suffering a 35 drop 
in ranking.  Perhaps it is HAS BEENS members' intannibility that enabled them to move 
from 117th to 86th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) The boys at STANKONIA 
aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 19 drop last 
week.  Managers were muttering after AM02 showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:  
1-0-0 to move up by 28.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of 
STATIC SANITY.  Note their drop in the rankings from 74th to 94th.  Watch out!!!  
Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is BUSINESS CLASS, after 
suffering a 90 drop in ranking.  The boys at ENTER THE WU aren't the happy-go-lucky 
bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 19 drop last week.  Thinking about 
sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is THIRSTY THUGS 1461, after suffering a 
33 drop in ranking.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of SOME 
OLD B.  Note their drop in the rankings from 86th to 103rd.  Watch out!!!  Thinking 
about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is GONE SHOPPING 2, after 
suffering a 73 drop in ranking.  The boys at FEAR FACTORY 7 aren't the happy-go-lucky 
bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 18 drop last week.  Rumor has it an 
incurable disease has swept the stable of WOS ADW.  Note their drop in the rankings 
from 88th to 106th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the 
Dark Arena is WOS BDD, after suffering a 74 drop in ranking.  Rumor has it an 
incurable disease has swept the stable of WOB AAP.  Note their drop in the rankings 
from 35th to 109th.  Watch out!!!  The boys at WOB AED aren't the happy-go-lucky 
bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 26 drop last week.  Rumor has it an 
incurable disease has swept the stable of DUEL HACKS.  Note their drop in the 
rankings from 91st to 112th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager 
to the Dark Arena is TIME OUT OF MIND, after suffering a 77 drop in ranking.  The 
boys at FEAR FACTORY 15 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after 
suffering a 21 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the 
stable of DARKHEART'S GEMS.  Note their drop in the rankings from 102nd to 122nd.  
Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is THIRSTY 
THUGS 0513, after suffering a 23 drop in ranking.  The boys at THIRSTY THUGS 1410 
aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 19 drop last 
week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of PHILANTHROPISTS 104. 
Note their drop in the rankings from 108th to 125th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about 
sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is WOS ABU, after suffering a 25 drop in 
ranking.  The boys at SOUP FORCES 87 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and 
love, after suffering a 38 drop last week.  BATTLE OF LA posted a nice gain, to come 
in 1st.  Everybody loves a winner...  LUNATIC THOUGHTS had cause to celebrate, after 
CONSPIRACY got 23 points by beating CEO.  CEO certainly had a baffled expression on 
his face, after losing to CONSPIRACY and losing 15 points in the process!  Well, 
Duelmaster INSANITY Dark Arena Challenged DARK ARENA's BANDIT PRINCE.  Is a 6-1-0 
good enough?  Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by BANDIT 
PRINCE, of DARK ARENA, who despite a 0-0-0 couldn't overcome BLACKSTONE's Number 1.  
So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees? 
Someone's got a basic problem...   
     And how sociable are BLACKSTONE's warriors?  Come, let us see.  To quell some 
nasty rumors, the guys in WOS ADU are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need 
to avoid 'em.  As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of AM02, so did that 
sorry team shy from WOS ADU  
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  BANDIT PRINCE in the 
Dark Arena wasn't enough for INSANITY of MORE NEW TEAMS 2.  Maybe that certain 
serving girl(?) at The Welcome Wench will be!  Hey THE DONALD!  Is there some deep 
dark, unmentionable secret as to why NOT FOR THE MONEY has been sent to the Dark 
Arena?   6-3-0 isn't so shabby!  Those who owe THE APPRENTICE of THE DONALD money and 
had written it off, take note:  it'S BACK FROM THE DARK ARENA!!!  AND it'S MAD!!!  
You've heard about PIQUE of THIRSTY THUGS 1301.  Death plays no favorites, and 
neither do I.  What was a 7-10-0 doing on the fields in the first place?  
Congratulations, TEXAS SYN.  The manager of BIRDEMIC should have sent CGI to the Dark 
Arena for having a 7-8-0 long ago.  Questions are being raised about the disposing of 
severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in BLACKSTONE would I avoid!   
     All good things must come to an end.  More important duties call me.  Do not 
despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRUE PLAYER 36509            15   3  1 140         MMMP (6377)               

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROSA MEXICANA 35386          18   8  0 132         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
 INDIANA JONES 46411          14   7  0 130         80S MOVIES (8020)         
 MC REN 27222                 27  15  0 122         N.W.A. (4830)             
 CALM BOMB 42607              24  10  0 119         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
-DOOM BISCUIT 26215           15  20  2 114         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-NAS 53739                    13   1  1 114         JONES (9253)              
-PERFECT FROG 26436           12  15  0 114         BATTLE FROGS 3 (4690)     
 RING WOMAN 9368              15   6  0 108         SUPE FORCES 7906 (1696)   
 SPEAKERBOXXX 34447           12   6  1 105         AL BUMS V (4139)          
-LAST WISH 53933               8   2  1 105         PUB CRAWLERS 32 (9291)    
 RUBIN CARTER 33714           18  13  1 103         HURRICANE (5905)          
-CINCO 28864                  11   3  0 101         THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  
 CONSPIRACY 46387             10   7  0 101         LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   
 COTTONS 54525                 9   4  1 101         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
 THE PROFESSOR 30925          13  16  0  99         BALLERS (5445)            
-BONITO PICAROS 28846         12   6  1  99         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
 LOVE BITES 46399             12  12  0  99         80'S MUSIC (8017)         
 RIOT FIGHT 49230             15  12  3  97         SOME OLD B (8453)         
-CUBIT STIRRER 6748            9  17  0  95         011609F (1274)            
-CLOSER 29185                 11   2  0  94         THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL (5170)
 PICKLED NEWT 44178            7   4  0  94         PUB CRAWLERS 5 (7672)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ERNIE ERNESTO 48896          12   9  0  93         FINGER LICKIN (8407)      
 WHOPPER FLOPPER 46429        10   8  1  93         JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      
 CEO 32817                    10   7  0  91         BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     
-RIGHT TIME 53751              8   2  0  91         THE ONE YOU LOVE (9255)   

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GUERILLA RADIO 29239         19  14  0  90         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
 DIPSO DOODLE 30949           15  10  0  90         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      
-VILGARN WILL 49037            9   3  0  90         KAOS 14-10 (8432)         
 OF ICE AND GIN 38035         15   8  0  89         BOOK BINGE (5756)         
 GATES OF MIDIAN 43064        14  14  1  89         FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)     
 MONEY MARK 48895              8   4  1  89         FINGER LICKIN (8407)      
 BUTTE PIRATE 10334           12  10  0  88         HIGHSCHOOL HEROES (1862)  
 VISIONS 26780                19  15  0  86         INNERVISIONS (4748)       
-SEPTUM DRESS 54429            7   1  0  86         PHXFUN36 (9390)           
 CHAIN OF FOOLS 43107         12  13  0  85         FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    
 EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT 43800   10   8  0  85         STATIC SANITY (7606)      
 CHAMPION 26012                9   4  1  85         TODAY TOO (4626)          
-SALSA CALIENTE 35328         12  13  0  83         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
 RAGE HARMONY 17734            8   3  0  83         PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1649)  
 THE FART IN OUR CARS 49586    9   9  1  81         SEQUELS (8505)            
 ANGEL HAIR 54540              6   5  1  80         PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     
 JO ANN SUE 48148             11  38  0  79         THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 
 SCUMFIST 50844               10  11  0  79         DUEL HACKS (8733)         
-TWILIGHT SPARKLE 49492        7   3  0  79         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 CHOMSKY 56738                 7   2  0  79         SCIENCE IS FUN (9750)     
-FRACTURED FURY 47055          9   6  0  78         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 MIRROR'S GAZE 47697          13  18  0  77         FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    
-POOPER SCOOPER 33676          7   1  0  77         MARMADUKE'S PILE (5897)   
-PRIMERIDIAN 44883            14   8  2  76         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 INEBRIART 41333              11   6  3  76         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      
 NANG MEN 21174                7   2  0  74         SOUP FORCES 53 (3775)     
-AMBROSIA 47039                5   3  0  72         THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  
-PILSBURY 35537                9   6  1  71         THIRSTY THUGS 1321 (6216) 
-MOON LANDING 44902            9   9  2  70         BEING THERE (5172)        
-OLU DARA 53740                9   4  1  69         JONES (9253)              
-SAUSAGE FINGERS 31771        10   8  0  68         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 LOTUS MICHELLE 47828          6   2  0  67         SUPERIOR FORCES 700 (8269)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FERRET 49307                 10   6  0  65         WILD THINGS (6974)        
 CUT YOUR HAIR 29109           9  10  0  65         CROOKED RAIN (5155)       
 INSPECTAH DECK 47157         10   5  2  63         ENTER THE WU (4831)       
-TEMP STALKER 51559            7   6  1  63         THIRSTY GHUGS 1446 (8855) 
 KILLING IN THE NAME 29243     7  13  0  62         RATM (5182)               
-KNO 45825                     5   3  0  62         LINGUISTS (7919)          
 AWESOME EDNA 50498            3   1  0  62         SUPERIOR FORCES DA0 (8675)
 EXPOSED 24782                 9   8  0  61         HORNY GOAT!! (4402)       
 DYING GOD 46115               5   1  0  61         XCOM OPS (7968)           
 MILLION MILES 29180           9   9  0  60         TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   
 HIGHLAND 49324                9   6  0  60         TIME OUT OF MIND (5169)   
-HATEFUL 45677                 6   5  1  60         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
-DIZZY GREED 53226             5   8  2  59         THIRSTY THUGS 1508 (9172) 
 TURKEY 21361                  4   2  0  59         SOUP FORCES 91 (3813)     
-HEY NOW!! 39596               6   5  0  58         THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  
 SWEET-N-SOUR 50491            8   3  1  57         SUPERIOR FORCES DA0 (8674)
 APPLE 51624                   4   4  0  57         PIES (8868)               

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MEGA GATOR VS PREDAT 33668    9   9  0  56         BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 
 EAZY 30921                    6   1  0  56         WC ALLSTARS (5444)        
-POSTAL POLICE 51460           4   8  0  56         THIRSTY THUGS 1466 (8835) 
 THE APPRENTICE 54520          3   5  1  56         THE DONALD (9408)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DIAMOND RUGS 56381            3   2  0  56         FLOYD RADIO (5411)        
 GASOLINE DREAMS 45458        11  11  1  55         STANKONIA (7881)          
 SCHNOOKLEWUGGY 16559          8  13  0  55         SUPE FORCES 9A03 (2926)   
-POW 49213                     8   3  0  55         THE IN SOUND (8450)       
 SILENCE KID 29107             6   2  0  55         CROOKED RAIN (5155)       
 CHAGE 17143                   4   4  0  52         WOB AEG (3036)            
 CHANC 50476                   5   4  0  51         SUPERIOR FORCES DA0 (8671)
 MAXIM MIST 37873              4   1  0  51         PHILANTHROPISTS 121 (6629)
-HOMEBOY CLONE 56609           6   3  0  49         THIRSTY THUGS 1418 (8221) 
-BOSIGINA 39209                6   4  0  47         THIRSTY THUGS 1359 (6838) 
 BLOODY MAYHEM 56647           5   2  0  47         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
 MEG RYAN 50754                4   2  0  47         HAS BEENS (8718)          
-QUAGMIRE 6998                 6   0  0  46         Q-SCHOOL (1323)           
 TEXAS SYN 51337               3   5  2  46         WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)    
 LOTTO 54527                   7   5  3  45         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
 HECATE 55358                  4   3  0  45         COVEN (9553)              
 FAT OLD SUN 56360             7   7  1  44         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   
 WTG 50486                     4   4  0  44         SUPERIOR FORCES DA0 (8673)
 SYTEH 20114                   3   4  0  43         WOS ADW (3582)            
 TERRIFIC 40487                5   3  1  42         AM02 (7058)               
-GERIATRIC 41013               4   0  0  42         SIXATE 1 (7152)           
 QUALITY 56362                 3   5  0  42         THE DONALD (9408)         
 TALLY HO 53903                2   1  1  42         PUB CRAWLERS 26 (9285)    
-KEITH RICHARDS 25088          6   3  0  41         THE STONES (4459)         
-CERTAIN 44952                 3   0  0  41         LET ME THINK (7798)       
 SORREL 21019                  2   1  0  41         SOUP FORCES 22 (3744)     
 BENDER'S GAME 45577           6   8  0  40         BOOK BINGE (5756)         
 RANDOM RU 12161               4   2  0  40         SUPE FORCES 0903 (2189)   
 PIZZA MAN 46427               5   2  0  39         JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)      
-FRANK SINATRA 25031           4   7  1  38         FASHION NUGGET (4448)     
 SAKURA 56628                  4   6  0  38         THIRSTY THUGS 1410 (8207) 
 TURRA 17619                   3   3  0  38         WOB AAP (3131)            
 DEATH KNIGHT 53035            5   5  0  36         SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   
 AFFLECK 54534                 4   6  0  36         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
 GIG 54537                     4   8  0  36         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
 ASGARD 30955                  2   1  0  36         AREAS IN FEAR (5451)      
 ADRIL 19899                   1   5  0  36         WOS ABU (3540)            
-THIRSTY THUG 26211            3   6  0  35         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 DAXIL 20124                   4   4  0  34         WOS ADU (3584)            
 POORLY SUHTED 56436           3   9  0  34         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
-CLAUDIA 54022                 1   7  0  34         KHORSPRAETORIANS II (9309)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATHER 47832                   4   3  0  33         SUPERIOR FORCES 700 (8270)
-CALDO DE QUESO 21274          2   1  0  33         SOUP FORCES 73 (3795)     
 ALSO 44 50842                 5  16  1  32         DUEL HACKS (8733)         
 CUSUL 17159                   2   2  0  32         WOB AED (3039)            
 TSUHNAMI 56852                1   4  1  32         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
 BISCOTTI 44861                2   5  0  31         LAST DELTA FLIGHT (7792)  
-WHELP DROPOUT 51408           2   4  0  29         THIRSTY THUGS 1441 (8825) 
 SKOACH 30600                  2   2  0  28         PHILANTHROPISTS 104 (5199)
 SOLICITATION 54546            3   4  1  26         ARREST ASSURED (9413)     
-PILLOW BITER 56768            3   1  0  26         BEING THERE (5172)        
-DARIA 48108                   3   1  0  26         FASHION NUGGET (4448)     
 BEET 21055                    2   1  0  26         SOUP FORCES 30 (3752)     
 MOVIEHEAD 56947               2   1  0  26         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
 BORSCHT 20918                 2   2  0  26         SOUP FORCES 2 (3724)      
-STRATEGIC 39371               2   1  0  25         WORDY (6871)              
 ASTRONOMY DOMINE 57051        2   0  0  25         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRUSH FIRE 56843              3   4  0  23         WILD THINGS 2 (6973)      
 TROPHY WIFE 54521             1   5  0  23         THE DONALD (9408)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-POLGARA 19741                 2   0  0  22         BELGARIAD 4 (3508)        
 FIERCE ENDEMIC 55104          1   1  0  22         FH6 (9505)                
-LYREADI 22031                 1   0  0  22         WOS BDI (3941)            
 ENOK 22055                    2   2  0  20         WOS BDD (3946)            
-ONE FOOT FROG 49044           3   2  0  19         BATTLE FROGS 14-10 (8433) 
 GRUMP CITY 53712              3   2  0  19         SUNDAY ATTITUDE (9248)    
 LITTLE JIM 46393              1   0  0  19         EASY RAIDERS (8016)       
 CESYSO 5735                   1   0  0  19         PHILANTHROPISTS 8 (1093)  
 ELASTIC SPATULA 54100         1   0  0  19         SICK DAY 2 (9324)         
-MICK 48113                    2   5  0  18         THE STONES (4459)         
 EMRIDY 22625                  2   0  0  18         WOS ADZ (3579)            
 VEGETABLE 21340               2   3  0  17         SOUP FORCES 87 (3809)     
-TODAY'S STAR 56891            1   0  0  17         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 DIAMOND 53004                 0   3  0  17         DARKHEART'S GEMS (9128)   
 TESTIFY 56992                 2   0  1  16         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
 BENNIFER 57012                2   0  1  15         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
 RUN LIKE HELL 57007           1   1  0  15         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   
-LONE PEAK 56638               1   2  0  15         KAOS 14-10 (8432)         
 ABHORRENT 53779               0   3  0  15         CM-HORRIBLE (9261)        
 SURE SHOT 53713               1   4  0  14         SUNDAY ATTITUDE (9248)    
-TORO 22033                    1   0  0  13         WOS BDH (3942)            
 UNACQUAINTED WINK 57014       1   0  0  13         ARREST ASSURED (9413)     
-THE RED ROOM 56995            1   0  0  12         AREAS IN FEAR (5451)      
-TURMOIL 4380                  1   3  0  11         08JL24A (855)             
 STOAT STOUT 56991             1   2  1  10         HOME BREWS (5449)         
 TIME 57052                    1   1  0  10         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   
-GENTLE FOOT 22272             1   0  0  10         WOS BAZ (3989)            
 RAMAN 57043                   1   0  1   9         PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     
-CAPTAIN OWL 48641             1   1  0   8         ABSURD HEROES VIII (8366) 
-LUXURIOUS 50960               1   1  0   8         TEAM TINKLE (8755)        
-GIRL GONE 56981               2   1  0   7         WILD THINGS (6974)        
 MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE 56971       0   1  0   7         80S MOVIES (8020)         
-ZENY 22098                    0   1  0   7         WOS BCU (3955)            
 DON'T ASSUHM 57015            1   0  0   6         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
 DRY HEAT 56962                0   1  0   5         SUNNY ARIZONA (7506)      
 WINE IN A TEACUP 57013        0   1  0   3         ARREST ASSURED (9413)     
-COLLECTOR 38010               0   2  0   2         FEARSOME FIVE (6652)      
-FEEL GOOD 56389               0   1  0   1         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
-MUSCLES 44155                 0   1  0   1         FEARSOME FIVE (6652)      
 FOLLOW SUHT 57041             0   1  0   1         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
 COTTONTAIL 57050              0   1  0   1         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
-SERGEANT 15 9170              0   1  0   1         MEDAL OF HONOR W6 (1661)  
 BURDARALD 5738                0   1  0   1         PHILANTHROPISTS 8 (1093)  

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BATTERY 54545           0  3 0 ARREST ASSURED 9413  STONE GOLEM           222  NONE
CGI 38037               7  9 0 BIRDEMIC 5439        TEXAS SYN 51337       222   
BOTTOMLESS 57049        0  1 0 BODY BY OTTO 9409    BLACK ORC             222  NONE
CARROTTOP 57040         0  2 0 BODY BY OTTO 9409    WURM KIN              222  NONE
PURSANG 42929           1  2 1 BULTACOS 7462        NAS 53739             218  NOT REVENGED
SPYMASTER               0  0 0 DARK ARENA           THE APPRENTICE 54520  222  NONE
BATTALION 56361         0  1 0 I'M LION 9414        STONE GOLEM           222  NONE
DANDYLION 56781         0  1 0 I'M LION 9414        DARK CHAMPION         222  NONE
I'M LION DEAD 56575     1  1 0 I'M LION 9414        HIGH ELF              222  NONE
LION IN WAIT 56311      1  3 0 I'M LION 9414        HIGH ELF              222  NONE
LION MY A$$ OFF 54551   0  2 0 I'M LION 9414        HIGH ELF              222  NONE
GIGLI 56762             0  2 0 PASTA LA VISTA 9412  STONE GOLEM           222  NONE
PIPE 57058              0  1 0 PASTA LA VISTA 9412  SHEWISH GIANT         222  NONE
VERMICELLI 57011        0  1 0 PASTA LA VISTA 9412  TESTIFY 56992         222   
NOT NOW JOHN 56355      0  3 0 PINKEST OF FLOY 9410 MOUNTAIN TROLL        222  NONE
STONE 21027             1  2 0 SOUP FORCES 24 3746  TALLY HO 53903        221   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NOT FOR THE MON 56363   6  4 0 THE DONALD 9408      STONE GOLEM           222  NONE
SOUFFLE TOUPEE 54522    4  5 0 THE DONALD 9408      STONE GOLEM           222  NONE
PIQUE 35450             7 10 0 THIRSTY THUGS 1 6199 ANGEL HAIR 54540      222   
EMILY 56838             1  2 0 THIRSTY THUGS 1 8840 RAMAN 57043           222   
ARNOLD 56830            0  1 0 UNGENTLE BENS 9411   STOAT STOUT 56991     222   
DOLCE B 56871           0  1 0 WHO DO YA LOVE? 8814 SHEWISH GIANT         222  NONE
LIGHTNING 56845         1  4 1 WILD THINGS 2 6973   TSUHNAMI 56852        222   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

INSANITY butchered BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NOT FOR THE MONEY was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
SOUFFLE TOUPEE was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
THE APPRENTICE butchered SPYMASTER in a popular 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
LION MY A$$ OFF was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
GIGLI was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a popular 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
LION IN WAIT was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
CARROTTOP was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
I'M LION DEAD was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BATTERY was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NOT NOW JOHN was dispatched by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DANDYLION was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
PIPE was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
DOLCE B was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena match.
BOTTOMLESS was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena conflict.
BATTALION was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
PICKLED NEWT devastated MIRROR'S GAZE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
TERRIFIC won victory over ADRIL in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
TALLY HO devastated CUSUL in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CALM BOMB bested KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
LOVE BITES beat EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT in a exciting 4 minute brutal veteran's match.
TRUE PLAYER overpowered WHOPPER FLOPPER in a 1 minute mismatched Title conflict.
SPEAKERBOXXX devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RUBIN CARTER vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CEO was handily defeated by CONSPIRACY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
THE PROFESSOR defeated GATES OF MIDIAN in a popular 4 minute veteran's match.
MC REN unbelievably bested CHAIN OF FOOLS in a action packed 6 minute veteran's match.
INDIANA JONES overpowered JO ANN SUE in a 1 minute uneven match.
VISIONS was overpowered by RING WOMAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CHAMPION was savagely defeated by COTTONS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute veteran's fray.
INEBRIART was beaten by RAGE HARMONY in a action packed 1 minute veteran's fight.
BUTTE PIRATE handily defeated MILLION MILES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHOMSKY demolished SILENCE KID in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OF ICE AND GIN overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE FART IN OUR CARS was bested by GUERILLA RADIO in a 6 minute veteran's duel.
PIQUE was killed by ANGEL HAIR in a 1 minute match.
RIOT FIGHT devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gory uneven bout.
ERNIE ERNESTO demolished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MONEY MARK demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DIPSO DOODLE overpowered APPLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CUT YOUR HAIR handily defeated KING OF FOOLS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DYING GOD vanquished AFFLECK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
INSPECTAH DECK demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
LOTUS MICHELLE subdued KILLING IN THE NAME in a action packed 5 minute conflict.
NANG MEN overpowered BLOODBATH & BEYOND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SCUMFIST overcame VETERAN MERCENARY in a 4 minute conflict.
SCHNOOKLEWUGGY was demolished by TURKEY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CGI was killed by TEXAS SYN in a 1 minute fight.
MAXIM MIST vanquished DEATH KNIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLOODY MAYHEM handily defeated SOLICITATION in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
SAKURA was subdued by WTG in a 2 minute bloody match.
GASOLINE DREAMS was overpowered by AWESOME EDNA in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BENDER'S GAME was savagely defeated by MEG RYAN in a 3 minute bloody bout.
EAZY devastated TROPHY WIFE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FAT OLD SUN bested MOVIEHEAD in a 2 minute battle.
VIRUS demolished BEET in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided brawl.
HECATE demolished BISCOTTI in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
EXPOSED devastated SKOACH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHAGE vanquished ALSO 44 in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GIG was defeated by PIZZA MAN in a 2 minute brawl.
HIGHLAND handily defeated TURRA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CHANC overpowered BORSCHT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SWEET-N-SOUR subdued SYTEH in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
CATCH 22 viciously subdued LOTTO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory bout.
RANDOM RU savagely defeated RUN LIKE HELL in a 8 minute brutal brawl.
DAXIL unbelievably bested BRUSH FIRE in a popular 5 minute gory duel.
GRUMP CITY was overpowered by SORREL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ASGARD vanquished BLOOD FOR BLOOD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ENOK was demolished by QUALITY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LIGHTNING was savagely slain by TSUHNAMI in a 2 minute brutal contest.
POORLY SUHTED slimly lost to ATHER in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
FIERCE ENDEMIC demolished DIAMOND in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
VEGETABLE was outlasted by BENNIFER in a unpopular 11 minute fight.
ABHORRENT was vanquished by ASTRONOMY DOMINE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SURE SHOT handily defeated FOLLOW SUHT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TIME was viciously subdued by LITTLE JIM in a exciting 3 minute gory brawl.
EMILY was slain by RAMAN in a exciting 1 minute beginner's duel.
EMRIDY handily defeated COTTONTAIL in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
TESTIFY slaughtered VERMICELLI in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
STOAT STOUT put to death ARNOLD in a 1 minute beginner's match.
ELASTIC SPATULA overcame MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE in a exciting 5 minute duel.
DRY HEAT was savagely defeated by DON'T ASSUHM in a 3 minute bloody novice's contest.
BALLWASHERS overpowered BURDARALD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WINE IN A TEACUP was handily defeated by CESYSO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
UNACQUAINTED WINK handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      36         STRIKING ATTACK  146 -  91 -  9      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 30         TOTAL PARRY       70 -  55 -  4      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  25 -  3      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         AIMED BLOW       134 - 116 -  7      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     10         LUNGING ATTACK    96 -  98 -  2      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     22 -  25 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         WALL OF STEEL     29 -  43 -  1      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         PARRY-LUNGE       22 -  37 -  3      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  32 -  1      32  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  12 -  1      29  |

Turn 222 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       10 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  6         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  8     PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  7         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK   18 - 12     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  7         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        18 - 18     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  8         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   TRUE PLAYER -29027         15   3  1  140 MMMP (6377)
STRIKING ATTACK  INDIANA JONES -19125       14   7  0  130 80S MOVIES (8020)
TOTAL PARRY      MC REN 27222               27  15  0  122 N.W.A. (4830)
AIMED BLOW       RING WOMAN 9368            15   6  0  108 SUPE FORCES 7906 (1696)
SLASHING ATTACK  WHOPPER FLOPPER -19107     10   8  1   93 JOBS I'VE HAD (8023)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAGE HARMONY 17734          8   3  0   83 PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1649)
BASHING ATTACK   SILENCE KID 29107           6   2  0   55 CROOKED RAIN (5155)
WALL OF STEEL    MEG RYAN -14782             4   2  0   47 HAS BEENS (8718)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GATES OF MIDIAN -22472.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE -8565.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE 
FART IN OUR CARS -15950, CHAIN OF FOOLS -22429, BRUSH FIRE -8693, LOTUS MICHELLE 
-17708, EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT -21736, GATES OF MIDIAN -22472, COTTONS -11011, KILLING 
IN THE NAME 29243, NOT FOR THE MONEY -9173, and LITTLE JIM -19143.

The least popular fighter this week was BENNIFER -8524.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were VEGETABLE 21340, CHAMPION 26012, WINE IN A TEACUP -8523, BURDARALD 
5738, ARNOLD -8706, COTTONTAIL -8486, FOLLOW SUHT -8495, ABHORRENT -11757, DIAMOND 
-12532, and ENOK 22055.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

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