DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/27/2017    Duedate: 05/10/2017

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 231

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THE PROFESSOR
BALLERS (5445)
(84-30925) [19-17-0,135]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE PROFESSOR                  STEADY DECLINE
BALLERS (5445)                 FEAR FACTORY 19 (8241)
(84-30925) [19-17-0,135]       (84-47675) [8-1-1,94]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

CHAIN OF FOOLS                 MURDERFACE
FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)         DETHKLOK (8018)
(84-43107) [16-18-0,90]        (84-46402) [2-3-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SOME OLD B (8453)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ROOKIE HALEN 35 (4808)        49 
2. GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)      41    AM02 (7058)
3. OBELISK 011 (8148)            33    Unchartered Team
4. SUNNY ARIZONA (7506)          28 
5. N.W.A. (4830)                 27    WHO'S BAD? (7505)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ERRFOUR (8234)             5   0  1 100.   1/ 6 SOME OLD B (8453)         5  0 0
 2/ 0*WHO'S BAD? (7505)          1   0  0 100.   2/ 2 RATM (5182)               3  0 1
 3- 2*CHICAGO BOUND 16 (9453)    6   1  0 85.7   3/ 3 BALLERS (5445)            3  0 0
 4/ 5*CODE NAMES (4969)          6   1  0 85.7   4- 5 AL BUMS V (4139)          3  1 1
 5- 3 STEEL PATH 1 (3692)       17   3  1 85.0   5/ 7 ALIBIS (8213)             3  1 0
 6- 4*THE SUPERHEROES (8635)     5   1  0 83.3   6/25 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 3  1 0
 7- 7*ERROR M (4166)             4   1  0 80.0   7/10 N.W.A. (4830)             3  3 0
 8/ 0 AM02 (7058)                7   3  1 70.0   8/57 SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   2  0 0
 9/ 0 PAINFULL VIBES (8441)      7   3  0 70.0   9-23 THE DONALD (9408)         2  0 0
10- 8 THREAD (3391)             11   5  0 68.8  10/ 0*MORNING FIX (9445)        2  0 0
11/ 9 SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   23  11  1 67.6  11/60 THE 80'S (8022)           2  0 0
12/ 0 MMMP (6377)               16   8  1 66.7  12-13 ERRTWO (8232)             2  0 0
13-10*Q-SCHOOL (1323)            6   3  0 66.7  13/67 WC ALLSTARS (5444)        2  0 0
14/ 0*PAINFUL WAY TO GO (8212)   4   2  1 66.7  14- 4 STEEL PATH 1 (3692)       2  0 0
15/12 LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   15   8  0 65.2  15/ 0 GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  2  1 0
16/13 DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      59  36  6 62.1  16/74 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    2  1 0
17/17 WC ALLSTARS (5444)        13   8  0 61.9  17/66 SUNNY ARIZONA (7506)      2  1 0
18/ 0 REVIEW (8406)             29  19  1 60.4  18/77 DUNGEON DONT'S (5888)     2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 REVIEW 2 (8408)           17  12  2 58.6  19/ 0 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     2  1 0
20-16 BATTLE OF LA (5181)       75  53  3 58.6  20/78 SOUP FORCES 31 (3753)     2  1 0
21-19*CHICAGO BOUND 15 (9452)    4   3  0 57.1  21/20 WOB AEG (3036)            2  1 0
22/22 SOME OLD B (8453)         33  25  3 56.9  22/14*KILLERS (1847)            2  1 0
23/18 80S MOVIES (8020)         34  26  1 56.7  23- 9 THE STONES (4459)         2  2 0
24-20*SOUP FORCES 30 (3752)      5   4  0 55.6  24/ 0*OBELISK 011 (8148)        2  3 0
25-21*SOUP FORCES 73 (3795)      5   4  0 55.6  25/75 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    2  3 0
26/14*KILLERS (1847)             5   4  0 55.6  26/26 BOOK BINGE (5756)         2  3 0
27-23 MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      26  21  2 55.3  27/28 DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      2  4 0
28-24 WAY OF THE SWORD C (3693) 28  23  2 54.9  28/27 FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    2  5 0
29-25 ERROR (4180)               6   5  0 54.5  29-30*HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703) 1  0 0
30/36 SOUP FORCES 31 (3753)      7   6  0 53.8  30-31*THE SUPERHEROES (8635)    1  0 0
31-28 AL BUMS V (4139)          57  52  3 52.3  31-32*ERR17 (9271)              1  0 0
32/32 STATIC SANITY (7606)      14  13  0 51.9  32-33*ERR25 (9279)              1  0 0
33/ 0 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     45  43  1 51.1  33-34*CHICAGO BOUND 15 (9452)   1  0 0
34/29 N.W.A. (4830)             52  50  1 51.0  34/ 0*PAINFUL WAY TO GO (8212)  1  0 0
35/31 BOOK BINGE (5756)         33  33  0 50.0  35-38 ERRONE (8231)             1  0 0
36-33 3 FLOYDS BREWING (7267)   13  13  0 50.0  36-39*ERRFOUR (8234)            1  0 0
37-37 SOUP FORCES 22 (3744)      5   5  0 50.0  37-40*ERRSEVEN (8237)           1  0 0
38-38 GOOD FLAVORS III (844)     5   5  0 50.0  38/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 16 (8242)    1  0 0
39-39*HORNY GOAT? (4349)         4   4  0 50.0  39-41*MAILIN TIME (8564)        1  0 0
40-40*ERR25 (9279)               3   3  0 50.0  40/ 0 REVIEW 2 (8408)           1  0 0
41-42*G FORCE 1 (276)            2   2  0 50.0  41/ 0 PAINFULL VIBES (8441)     1  0 0
42/35 WOB AEG (3036)             8   9  0 47.1  42/ 0 AM02 (7058)               1  0 0
43/49 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 15  17  0 46.9  43-65 3 FLOYDS BREWING (7267)   1  0 0
44-45 STANKONIA (7881)          29  33  3 46.8  44/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    1  0 0
45/50 BALLERS (5445)            19  22  0 46.3  45/ 0*WHO'S BAD? (7505)         1  0 0
46-46 ERRONE (8231)              6   7  0 46.2  46/42 STATIC SANITY (7606)      1  0 0
47-47*ERRFIVE (8235)             6   7  0 46.2  47/ 0*MARMADUKE'S PILE (5897)   1  0 0
48/44 THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  29  34  1 46.0  48/89 FLOYD RADIO (5411)        1  0 0
49/ 0 GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  15  18  0 45.5  49/ 0 BIRDEMIC (5439)           1  0 0
50/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 19 (8241)     9  11  1 45.0  50-49*ERROR U (4344)            1  0 0
51/52 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  51  65  4 44.0  51-52 ERROR (4180)              1  0 0
52/ 0 BIRDEMIC (5439)           43  56  3 43.4  52-71*SOUP FORCES 73 (3795)     1  0 0
53/58 ALIBIS (8213)              9  12  0 42.9  53-53*ERROR M (4166)            1  0 0
54-56 ERRTWO (8232)              6   8  0 42.9  54-54 THREAD (3391)             1  0 0
55/48 GIANTS (8246)              6   8  0 42.9  55/83*CONFUSION (2252)          1  0 0
56/59 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    31  42  4 42.5  56-55 GOOD FLAVORS III (844)    1  0 0
57/72 DUNGEON DONT'S (5888)     11  15  2 42.3  57/63 LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   1  1 0
58/64 RATM (5182)               13  18  1 41.9  58/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 19 (8241)    1  1 0
59/78*CONFUSION (2252)           5   7  0 41.7  59/12 GIANTS (8246)             1  1 0
60/82 SUNNY ARIZONA (7506)       7  10  0 41.2  60/ 0*COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)     1  1 0
61/61 CLASH RADIO (5410)        30  43  2 41.1  61-76*Y ME? (6073)              1  1 0
62/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    20  30  2 40.0  62-15*OTTODROME 115 (6640)      1  1 0
63-63 THE DONALD (9408)         20  30  1 40.0  63-80 BATTLE OF LA (5181)       1  1 0
64-65 THE STONES (4459)         12  18  0 40.0  64-69 MOTHER'S MILK (4751)      1  1 0
65-66 CHREL (3390)              10  15  0 40.0  65/70*CODE NAMES (4969)         1  1 0
66/ 0*MARMADUKE'S PILE (5897)    8  12  0 40.0  66-19 SOUP FORCES 22 (3744)     1  1 0
67/ 0*OBELISK 011 (8148)         4   6  1 40.0  67-11 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   1  2 0
68-69*ERR9 (9263)                2   3  0 40.0  68/58*DETHKLOK (8018)           1  2 0
69-70*MAILIN TIME (8564)         2   3  0 40.0  69/61 BORDERLANDS 2 (7800)      1  2 0
70-71*Y ME? (6073)               2   3  0 40.0  70/16 FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)     1  2 0
71/60 SOUP FORCES 2 (3724)       5   8  0 38.5  71/45 CLASH RADIO (5410)        1  2 0
72/ 0 SEEMS LIKE YESTERD (5885) 13  21  1 38.2  72/18 SOUP FORCES 2 (3724)      1  2 0
73/67 FOOD! (8026)               8  13  1 38.1  73/ 0 REVIEW (8406)             1  3 0
74-74*ERROR U (4344)             3   5  1 37.5  74/ 0 WILD THINGS (6974)        1  3 0
75-75*ERROR BB (4351)            3   5  0 37.5  75/ 0 SEEMS LIKE YESTERD (5885) 1  3 0
76/ 0*MORNING FIX (9445)         7  12  0 36.8  76/21 THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  1  3 0
77-77*OTTODROME 115 (6640)       4   7  1 36.4  77/81 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  1  3 0
78/ 0 ALL FOR ONE (3406)         4   7  1 36.4  78/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)  1  4 0
79/ 0 WILD THINGS (6974)        40  71  2 36.0  79/22*SKATE DRAGONS! (9053)     0  4 0
80/79 FEAR FACTORY 7 (7489)     24  44  1 35.3  80/87 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 0  3 0
81/53*SKATE DRAGONS! (9053)      7  13  1 35.0  81-86 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    0  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/81 BORDERLANDS 2 (7800)       7  13  1 35.0  82-85*NIRVANA (4887)            0  3 0
83/76 HOME BREWS (5449)          7  13  1 35.0  83-84 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      0  2 0
84/87 FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    21  41  0 33.9  84-73 STANKONIA (7881)          0  2 0
85/80 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    21  42  1 33.3  85/59 80S MOVIES (8020)         0  2 0
86/88 FLOYD RADIO (5411)        15  30  1 33.3  86/62*EASY RAIDERS (8016)       0  2 0
87/ 0*COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)      6  12  1 33.3  87-88*ALLITERATURE (7608)       0  2 0
88/94 THE 80'S (8022)            4   8  0 33.3  88-93*CHICAGO BOUND 16 (9453)   0  1 0
89/57*DETHKLOK (8018)            3   6  0 33.3  89-94*ERR9 (9263)               0  1 0
90-84*ERRSEVEN (8237)            2   4  0 33.3  90/ 0*THE MAESTRO (8448)        0  1 0
91/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 16 (8242)     2   4  0 33.3  91-96*ERRFIVE (8235)            0  1 0
92-86*ERR17 (9271)               1   2  0 33.3  92/ 0*PADDED WALLS (8452)       0  1 0
93-89 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      20  43  2 31.7  93/36 FOOD! (8026)              0  1 0
94/83*EASY RAIDERS (8016)        3   7  0 30.0  94/ 0 FEARSOME 5 (6653)         0  1 0
95-91 CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       25  59  2 29.8  95/ 0 MMMP (6377)               0  1 0
96-92 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    37  89  0 29.4  96/46 HOME BREWS (5449)         0  1 0
97-93 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   15  38  1 28.3  97-99 ERROR T (4345)            0  1 0
98-97 ERROR T (4345)             3   9  0 25.0  00-100*HORNY GOAT? (4349)        0  1 0
99/ 0 FEARSOME 5 (6653)          8  27  1 22.9  01-101*ERROR BB (4351)           0  1 0
00-99*HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703)  2   7  0 22.2  00/ 0*ROOKIE HALEN 35 (4808)    0  1 0
00/100 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 12  46  0 20.7  01-82 CLASSIC ROCK (4889)       0  1 0
02/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)   1   4  0 20.0  02-90 WAY OF THE SWORD C (3693) 0  1 0
02-102*ALLITERATURE (7608)        1   8  0 11.1  03-91*SOUP FORCES 30 (3752)     0  1 0
03-103*NIRVANA (4887)             1  25  0  3.8  04/ 0 ALL FOR ONE (3406)        0  1 0
05/ 0*PADDED WALLS (8452)        0   9  0  0.0  03-103*ACKK (3389)               0  1 0
06/ 0*THE MAESTRO (8448)         0   7  0  0.0  04-104 CHREL (3390)              0  1 0
04-104*ACKK (3389)                0   3  0  0.0  07-92*Q-SCHOOL (1323)           0  1 0
08/ 0*ROOKIE HALEN 35 (4808)     0   1  0  0.0  08-72*G FORCE 1 (276)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail BLACKSTONE!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for 
your deeds.  Take note that SOME OLD B has lost its top team spot, having missed the 
turn.  Where are you boys?  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at 
The Warty Toad, seeing as 102ND DIRE LANCERS' 15-17-0 has earned them 6th place in 
the ranks.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for SPIRIT'S 
SPIRITS tonight, to honor their rise to 8th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what 
did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  THE 80'S has turned a 1-0-0 into 
11th place from 60th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks 
for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as WC ALLSTARS' 13-8-0 has earned them 13th 
place in the ranks.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for GONE 
SHOPPING 2 tonight, to honor their rise to 16th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I 
want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as 
SUNNY ARIZONA's 7-10-0 has earned them 17th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these 
guys have for breakfast this morning?  DUNGEON DONT'S has turned a 2-1-0 into 18th 
place from 77th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as SOUP FORCES 31's 7-6-0 has earned them 20th 
place in the ranks.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for FEAR 
FACTORY 15 tonight, to honor their rise to 25th after this turns 1-2-0.  Hmmm.  I 
want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as 
FLOYD RADIO's 15-30-1 has earned them 48th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these 
guys have for breakfast this morning?  CONFUSION has turned a 1-0-0 into 55th place 
from 83rd.  Give me the recipe!  It doesn't rain, but it pours for GIANTS this turn, 
a 0-1-0 causing a 47 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  
Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to FEAR FACTORY 7 for their 
drop to 70th from 16th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  CLASH RADIO must be either in pain, or 
numb, having dropped from 45th to 71st this turn, with a 1-2-0 acting as the weight.  
Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to SOUP FORCES 2 for their 
drop to 72nd from 18th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for THE 
MOTHERSHIP CG this turn, a 1-3-0 causing a 55 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand 
that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to 
SKATE DRAGONS! for their drop to 79th from 22nd.  A 0-4-0 can do that.  80S MOVIES 
must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 59th to 85th this turn, with a 
0-1-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for EASY RAIDERS this 
turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 24 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry 
towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to FOOD! for their 
drop to 93rd from 36th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  HOME BREWS must be either in pain, or 
numb, having dropped from 46th to 96th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  
And let's see, BRUISE fought DIPSO DOODLE and gained 24 points and contributed to 
COLLEGE RADIO X's 1-0-0.  STOAT STOUT has lost to URGENT NEED, falling 23 points, 
while helping make HOME BREWS a 0-1-0 turn.  Due to his absence and inability to 
defend the throne, DYTEL has lost the title of Duelmaster.  And not without some 
honor, THE PROFESSOR now claims the title and throne of Duelmaster of BLACKSTONE.  
Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters 
do dishes at The Warty Toad until they win.  Maybe?   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  I also notice that the FEAR FACTORY 7 stable was the most 
avoided team this turn.  Come on BLACKSTONE, what are you afraid of?  And guess who 
avoided FEAR FACTORY 7 stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was KILLERS.  Anyone 
surprised?   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  I guess it was coming sooner or 
later, FEAR FACTORY 7 has lost GATES OF MIDIAN, and BLACKSTONE is bound to miss him.  
For a little while, at least.  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has 
nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Always good to rest in BLACKSTONE, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in BLACKSTONE again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE PROFESSOR 30925          19  17  0 135         BALLERS (5445)            

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CINCO 28864                  14   3  0 129         THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  
 KILLING IN THE NAME 29243    13  14  1 129         RATM (5182)               
-DYTEL 20691                  15   3  1 123         STEEL PATH 1 (3692)       
 CONSPIRACY 46387             15   8  0 113         LUNATIC THOUGHTS (8015)   
 RIOT FIGHT 49230             21  15  3 110         SOME OLD B (8453)         
 EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT 43800   14   9  0 107         STATIC SANITY (7606)      
 THE CLINTON YEARS 35371       9   3  0 106         SEEMS LIKE YESTERDA (5885)
 DEATH KNIGHT 53035           10   6  0 101         SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)   
-SPEAKERBOXXX 34447           15   7  1  99         AL BUMS V (4139)          
 BRUISE 41926                 10   6  0  99         COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    
 BONITO PICAROS 28846         13   7  1  98         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
 OF ICE AND GIN 38035         18  12  0  97         BOOK BINGE (5756)         
 PRIMERIDIAN 44883            16   9  2  96         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-BEELRETH 41537                9   6  0  94         102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 
 STEADY DECLINE 47675          8   1  1  94         FEAR FACTORY 19 (8241)    
 DOOM BISCUIT 26215           15  23  2  92         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHAIN OF FOOLS 43107         16  18  0  90         FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    
 MIRROR'S GAZE 47697          15  25  0  90         FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    
 JO ANN SUE 48148             12  46  0  90         THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 
 ADDICTION 48891              12   4  0  90         REVIEW (8406)             
 INEBRIART 41333              14   9  3  88         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      
 EAZY 30921                   10   1  0  87         WC ALLSTARS (5444)        
 SALSA CALIENTE 35328         13  14  0  84         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
 POOPER SCOOPER 33676          8   1  0  84         MARMADUKE'S PILE (5897)   
 PERPLEXED 12825               5   1  0  84         CONFUSION (2252)          
-DIAMOND SHARK 37929           4   3  1  83         OTTODROME 115 (6640)      
 DIPSO DOODLE 30949           18  14  0  82         DRUNK DRAWING (5450)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALPHA KLAUS 51866             7   4  0  80         GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  
 AMBROSIA 47039                6   5  1  80         THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  
 STEALING 48901                7   4  1  77         REVIEW 2 (8408)           
 CHAGE 17143                   8   9  0  76         WOB AEG (3036)            
 EGG RAID 49227               11   6  0  75         SOME OLD B (8453)         
 15 PANCAKES 48889             8   2  0  74         REVIEW (8406)             
-NAKED RAYGUN 54748            6   1  0  72         CHICAGO BOUND 16 (9453)   
 CUCUMBER 21062                7   6  0  68         SOUP FORCES 31 (3753)     
-GASOLINE DREAMS 45458        14  14  1  67         STANKONIA (7881)          
-SUH SHE 54515                 8  11  0  67         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
-ORION 31381                   6   2  0  67         THREAD (3391)             

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HATEFUL 45677                 7   7  1  66         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
 DESERT STORM 27983            6   1  0  66         CODE NAMES (4969)         
-BEET 21055                    5   4  0  66         SOUP FORCES 30 (3752)     
-THE SQUIDS 54746              4   3  0  66         CHICAGO BOUND 15 (9452)   
-ROCM 19122                   10  12  0  64         CHREL (3390)              
 MARGAERY 49117                7   3  0  64         PAINFULL VIBES (8441)     
 JOLLY GREEN 47699             6   4  0  64         GIANTS (8246)             
 NOOSE 10215                   5   4  0  64         KILLERS (1847)            
-SORREL 21019                  5   5  0  63         SOUP FORCES 22 (3744)     
 '85 ROYALS 46424              4   6  0  63         THE 80'S (8022)           
-UNION 24492                   3   5  1  63         ERROR U (4344)            
-MOLOKO 45385                 13   9  0  62         3 FLOYDS BREWING (7267)   
-OVEN MITT MAN 50301           5   1  0  61         THE SUPERHEROES (8635)    
 FLAT TIRE 47527               5   6  0  61         ALIBIS (8213)             
-QUAGMIRE 6998                 6   3  0  59         Q-SCHOOL (1323)           
 DIAMOND RUGS 56381            4   3  0  59         FLOYD RADIO (5411)        
 SANCTIONS 56615               3   2  0  59         MORNING FIX (9445)        
 DRY HEAT 56962                5   2  0  58         SUNNY ARIZONA (7506)      
 BLOODY MAYHEM 56647           7   2  0  57         BIRDEMIC (5439)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MORGANOR 41533                5  10  0  56         102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 
-TSUHNAMI 56852                3   5  1  56         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
 THIRSTY THUG 26211            5   7  0  55         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 FERRET 49307                 10   7  0  53         WILD THINGS (6974)        
 VAMANTHRA 47521               4   2  1  53         PAINFUL WAY TO GO (8212)  
 BENDER'S GAME 45577           9  11  0  52         BOOK BINGE (5756)         
 TERRIFIC 40487                7   3  1  52         AM02 (7058)               
-ROZCO 47629                   5   3  0  52         ERRTWO (8232)             
-CALDO DE QUESO 21274          5   4  0  51         SOUP FORCES 73 (3795)     
 URGENT NEED 56770             3   3  1  51         COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)     
 FORGET TORCHES 33630          2   2  0  51         DUNGEON DONT'S (5888)     
-LARGER 47637                  5   0  1  47         ERRFOUR (8234)            
-FAT OLD SUN 56360             7  10  1  46         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   
 CARD SHARK 40444              6   7  1  46         FEARSOME 5 (6653)         
 RED'S RYE 51865               5   1  0  44         GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)  
-KEITH RICHARDS 25088          8   5  0  43         THE STONES (4459)         
-STATHIS 47625                 1   2  0  43         ERRTWO (8232)             
 PROM 48888                    6   4  1  41         REVIEW (8406)             
-QUALITY 56362                 5   6  0  41         THE DONALD (9408)         
 BORSCHT 20918                 5   8  0  41         SOUP FORCES 2 (3724)      
-DIZZYING SPIGOT 49882         2   3  0  41         MAILIN TIME (8564)        
-ROGER 53794                   2   3  0  40         ERR9 (9263)               
 HEY NOW!! 39596               6   8  0  39         THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  
 PRO IZZ 54712                 4   3  0  38         MORNING FIX (9445)        
 WEARING BELLS 33632           4   3  0  37         DUNGEON DONT'S (5888)     
 RIPPLE 47123                  3   1  1  37         OBELISK 011 (8148)        
-HTN 47645                     5   4  0  35         ERRFIVE (8235)            
 MCTWIST 52609                 4   2  1  35         SKATE DRAGONS! (9053)     
 MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE 56971       2   4  0  35         80S MOVIES (8020)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BEAVER 24526                  3   5  0  34         ERROR BB (4351)           

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BOEC 23604                    6   5  0  33         ERROR (4180)              
 LOC 57111                     3   1  0  33         WC ALLSTARS (5444)        
-ROMPER FLOAT 56128            2   7  0  33         HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703) 
-TROPHY WIFE 54521             2   7  0  33         THE DONALD (9408)         
 PUPPY DOG 56867               2   1  0  33         WILD THINGS (6974)        
-RED VIXEN 24518               3   3  0  32         HORNY GOAT? (4349)        
 UNO 19203                     3   5  1  31         ALL FOR ONE (3406)        
-TURTLE 24497                  3   9  0  31         ERROR T (4345)            
 LITTLE JIM 46393              2   3  0  31         EASY RAIDERS (8016)       
 STOAT STOUT 56991             3   4  1  30         HOME BREWS (5449)         
-BUBBLE 53872                  3   3  0  30         ERR25 (9279)              
-RUN LIKE HELL 57007           3   2  0  30         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   
-TESTIFY 56992                 4   4  1  28         BATTLE OF LA (5181)       
 WEAK 56969                    3   0  0  28         ALIBIS (8213)             
 EAT STEEL 47682               2   1  0  28         FEAR FACTORY 16 (8242)    
-YELLOW 34716                  2   3  0  28         Y ME? (6073)              
 FEEL GOOD 56389               2   1  0  26         CLASH RADIO (5410)        
 SLOW AND STEADY 39590         3   4  0  25         THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FUGUE STATE 49223             0   5  0  23         PADDED WALLS (8452)       
 PROFLIGATE 57105              4   3  0  22         FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245)    
 RIOT 48887                    3   7  0  22         REVIEW (8406)             
-MICK 48113                    4   6  0  21         THE STONES (4459)         
-EESSI 23536                   1   0  0  21         ERROR M (4166)            
-ATARI BIGBY 1408              2   2  0  20         G FORCE 1 (276)           
 SCOOTER 56965                 2   1  0  19         BORDERLANDS 2 (7800)      
-WATER 56764                   1   1  0  19         ERRONE (8231)             
 PACK ELEPHANT 39591           2   1  1  18         DUNGEON DONT'S (5888)     
 FRONTSIDE GRIND 56671         2   1  0  17         SKATE DRAGONS! (9053)     
 ROCKET AIR 52610              1   2  0  17         SKATE DRAGONS! (9053)     
-THE TWO TOWERS 43809          1   4  0  17         ALLITERATURE (7608)       
-TIME 57052                    2   3  0  16         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   
 SKWISGAAR 46403               1   3  0  16         DETHKLOK (8018)           
-EMD 47656                     1   0  0  15         ERRSEVEN (8237)           
 FIREWING PHOENIX 57164        1   0  0  15         FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    
-SIXPLUS 53830                 1   0  0  15         ERR17 (9271)              
 STAY LOW 57145                0   1  0  15         MMMP (6377)               
 ANATHEMA 41952                1   0  0  13         THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)  
 COLUMBO 49203                 0   2  0  12         THE MAESTRO (8448)        
 TURN TO SLAG 57170            1   0  0  11         FEAR FACTORY 19 (8241)    
-EYERE 19118                   0   3  0  11         ACKK (3389)               
 FLAVOR SAVER 56474            1   0  0   9         OBELISK 011 (8148)        
 NOT ME 43576                  1   0  0   6         WHO'S BAD? (7505)         
 TODAY'S STAR 56891            1   3  0   6         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 PARAGON 41955                 0   1  0   5         THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)  
 ANGUISH 41923                 1   1  0   4         COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)     
 MCHAWK 56673                  0   3  0   3         SKATE DRAGONS! (9053)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SLASHER TWO 38749       0  4 0 2 SLASHERS, 1 P 6766 RAMAN 57043           227  NOT REVENGED
CALM BOMB 42607        26 14 0 BATTLE OF LA 5181    AMBROSIA 47039        228   
GUERILLA RADIO 29239   22 16 0 BATTLE OF LA 5181    LAST WISH 53933       227  NOT REVENGED
GUESS WHO? 57214        0  1 0 CLASH RADIO 5410     ARENAMASTER           231  NONE
EL GATO 57213           0  1 0 EL CAMINO:TRES 5118  MOUNTAIN TROLL        231  NONE
HEMLOCK 47670           2  6 0 FEAR FACTORY 20 8240 HEY BUDDY 53756       228   
GATES OF MIDIAN 43064  17 20 1 FEAR FACTORY 7 7489  KILLING IN THE  29243 231   
A 56994                 0  1 0 GONE OFF THAT T 8449 WURM KIN              231  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
A 57224                 0  1 0 N.W.A. 4830          HIGH ELF              231  NONE
FIZZLE 47122            0  1 0 OBELISK 011 8148     HIGH ELF              231  NONE
FORESEEN 47121          0  1 0 OBELISK 011 8148     SPYMASTER             231  NONE
RUT ROH!! 56473         0  1 0 OBELISK 011 8148     HIGH ELF              231  NONE
PRIMARY 27109           0  1 0 ROOKIE HALEN 35 4808 DARK CHAMPION         231  NONE
BLAH 555 57024          0  1 0 SEEMS LIKE YEST 5885 SHEWISH GIANT         231  NONE
HW CLEARED CHAT 35369   2  3 0 SEEMS LIKE YEST 5885 MOUNTAIN TROLL        231  NONE
MONEY 57023             0  1 0 SEEMS LIKE YEST 5885 SHEWISH GIANT         231  NONE
THE APPRENTICE 54520    3  6 1 THE DONALD 9408      POW 49213             227  NOT REVENGED
ARBITRARY 41954         0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP  7287 WURM KIN              231  NONE
PROLIX 41951            0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP  7287 SHEWISH GIANT         231  NONE
TRIFECTA 41953          0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP  7287 STONE GOLEM           231  NONE
FLUKY LUMMOX 47548      2  3 1 THIRSTY THUGS 1 8217 DIAMOND SHARK 37929   228   
NEW LOVE 43964          1  2 0 WEARY TUNE 7631      IN THE MOMENT 56394   228   
BOAR 57158              0  1 0 WILD THINGS 6974     SHEWISH GIANT         231  NONE
FLOWER 57157            0  1 0 WILD THINGS 6974     STONE GOLEM           231  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HW CLEARED CHATZY was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute fight.
PRIMARY was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
GUESS WHO? was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
EL GATO was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
BOAR was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
MONEY was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
A was executed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
BLAH 555 was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ARBITRARY was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
FORESEEN was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
TRIFECTA was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
FLOWER was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
PROLIX was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RUT ROH!! was executed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
FIZZLE was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
A was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
AMBROSIA was devastated by DEATH KNIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
INEBRIART was bested by BONITO PICAROS in a 1 minute master's bout.
CONSPIRACY handily defeated ADDICTION in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
THE CLINTON YEARS devastated CHAIN OF FOOLS in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
RIOT FIGHT devastated DOOM BISCUIT in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
STEADY DECLINE was overpowered by THE PROFESSOR in a 3 minute one-sided Title bout.
DIPSO DOODLE was overpowered by BRUISE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KILLING IN THE NAME viciously butchered GATES OF MIDIAN in a 3 minute competition.
CINCO vanquished JO ANN SUE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT handily defeated CHAGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
PRIMERIDIAN overpowered MIRROR'S GAZE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
BLOODBATH & BEYOND overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NOOSE was overpowered by PERPLEXED in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
EAZY viciously subdued HATEFUL in a action packed 1 minute gory expert's bout.
15 PANCAKES overcame PIZZA in a action packed 1 minute brutal master's bout.
POOPER SCOOPER overpowered FLAT TIRE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SALSA CALIENTE viciously subdued CATCH 22 in a exciting 4 minute gory veteran's fight.
STEALING overpowered THIRSTY THUG in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
OF ICE AND GIN handily defeated JOLLY GREEN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EGG RAID defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 3 minute bloody veteran's struggle.
FERRET was overpowered by DESERT STORM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
CUCUMBER demolished KING OF FOOLS in a 4 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
EAZY-E overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ALPHA KLAUS savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute veteran's competition.
MCTWIST was overpowered by MORGANOR in a action packed 2 minute one-sided fight.
BENDER'S GAME was viciously subdued by DIAMOND RUGS in a 1 minute veteran's struggle.
SANCTIONS won victory over MURDERFACE in a popular 4 minute conflict.
BLOODY MAYHEM bested MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
STOAT STOUT was handily defeated by URGENT NEED in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DRY HEAT overpowered HEY NOW!! in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
'85 ROYALS overpowered BORSCHT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TERRIFIC beat LITTLE JIM in a popular 4 minute bloody fray.
CARD SHARK was viciously subdued by FORGET TORCHES in a exciting 1 minute match.
VAMANTHRA overpowered SLOW AND STEADY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
WEARING BELLS was luckily beaten by RED'S RYE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
PROM was handily defeated by MARGAERY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PRO IZZ subdued FRATSFA SLAVE in a 4 minute master vs. novice battle.
UNO was bested by RIPPLE in a 2 minute match.
ROCKET AIR was savagely defeated by WEAK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory contest.
FUGUE STATE was savagely defeated by BLOOD FOR BLOOD in a 4 minute duel.
COLUMBO was overpowered by EAT STEEL in a 1 minute bloody mismatched brawl.
RIOT was overpowered by POOL SIDE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
SKWISGAAR was demolished by LOC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided conflict.
HANDSOME JACK was bested by PUPPY DOG in a 1 minute fight.
PROFLIGATE beat FRONTSIDE GRIND in a 1 minute brawl.
SCOOTER subdued ANGUISH in a 1 minute duel.
MCHAWK was vanquished by TURN TO SLAG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TODAY'S STAR was overpowered by FIREWING PHOENIX in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FEEL GOOD won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's match.
PACK ELEPHANT demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FLAVOR SAVER luckily beat STAY LOW in a 2 minute contest.
ANATHEMA demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
PARAGON was narrowly defeated by NOT ME in a 2 minute gory novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 28         LUNGING ATTACK   100 -  79 -  3      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      25         STRIKING ATTACK  115 -  91 -  5      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         TOTAL PARRY       44 -  48 -  3      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         AIMED BLOW       105 - 121 -  7      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  17 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         WALL OF STEEL     29 -  41 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -  43 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  24 -  2      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  26 -  3      32  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  10 -  0      17  |

Turn 231 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK   13 - 15         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 10     AIMED BLOW         8 - 17         1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      THE PROFESSOR 30925        19  17  0  135 BALLERS (5445)
STRIKING ATTACK  CINCO 28864                14   3  0  129 THE MOTHERSHIP CG (5121)
AIMED BLOW       RIOT FIGHT -16306          21  15  3  110 SOME OLD B (8453)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DEATH KNIGHT -12501        10   6  0  101 SPIRIT'S SPIRITS (9134)
SLASHING ATTACK  BRUISE -23610              10   6  0   99 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)
WALL OF STEEL    EGG RAID -16309            11   6  0   75 SOME OLD B (8453)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CUCUMBER 21062              7   6  0   68 SOUP FORCES 31 (3753)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CHAIN OF FOOLS -22429.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MURDERFACE -19134.  The ten other most popular fighters were WEARING 
BELLS -31904, WEAK -8567, SALSA CALIENTE -30208, TERRIFIC -25049, ALPHA KLAUS -13670, 
GATES OF MIDIAN -22472, STEADY DECLINE -17861, BLOOD FOR BLOOD -10203, EFFICIENT 
ASSESSMENT -21736, and 15 PANCAKES -16647.

The least popular fighter this week was TODAY'S STAR -8645.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MCHAWK -8863, RIOT -16649, COLUMBO -16333, PROM -16648, SLOW 
AND STEADY -25946, BORSCHT 20918, HEY NOW!! -25940, STOAT STOUT -8545, BENDER'S GAME 
-19959, and NOOSE 10215.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ADDICTION (84--16645) REVIEWIC THOUGHTS