DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/31/2017 Duedate: 09/13/2017
BLACKSTONE ARENA
DM 84 TURN 240
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
POSITION IS EMPTY
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY GENTLE JOGGER
TOURNEY TIME 26 (8495)
(84-49537) [6-3-0,72]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT JAVA EXPLOITS
STATIC SANITY (7606) MY FAVORITE THINGS2 (7319)
(84-43800) [20-12-0,111] (84-42113) [2-1-0,21]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. UNGENTLE BENS (9411) 36
2. PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410) 31 WC ALLSTARS (5444)
3. STUCK IN THE MUD (5452) 30 Unchartered Team
4. ONLY THAT REAL! (8813) 27
5. THE DONALD (9408) 26 POSITION IS EMPTY
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*SAD SPRING XIII (9663) 5 0 1 100. 1/ 1 ONLY THAT REAL! (8813) 6 5 0
2- 2*CONS II (8155) 3 0 0 100. 2/ 6 GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449) 5 1 1
3/ 5*CHICAGO BOUND 12 (9450) 2 0 0 100. 3/ 7 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497) 4 2 0
4/ 8*MAILIN 11 (8574) 2 0 0 100. 4/ 8 SUHT YOURSELF (9407) 4 6 0
5- 6*4 LETTER PORN (9155) 1 0 0 100. 5/ 9 FELLAS 26 (8559) 3 0 1
6- 9*OCT 14G2 (8518) 1 0 0 100. 6/10*SPRING! XIV (9731) 3 0 0
7/10*SPRING! XIV (9731) 5 1 1 83.3 7/12 HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703) 3 0 0
8-11*NAMED BY MARK (6435) 4 1 1 80.0 8/ 4 STATIC SANITY (7606) 3 0 0
9-12 SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8674) 14 4 1 77.8 9/ 0 THE DONALD (9408) 3 1 0
10-13 SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8269) 9 3 0 75.0 10/17 FEAR FACTORY 19 (8241) 3 1 0
11-14 SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349) 9 3 0 75.0 11/ 2 STANKONIA (7881) 3 3 0
12/21*THE GOVERNMENT (8721) 3 1 0 75.0 12/51 STUCK IN THE MUD (5452) 3 3 0
13/22*BEST GUESS (6457) 3 1 0 75.0 13-11*SAD SPRING XIII (9663) 2 0 0
14/16 WC ALLSTARS (5444) 21 9 0 70.0 14/22*CHICAGO BOUND 12 (9450) 2 0 0
15/17 TODAY TOO (4626) 10 5 1 66.7 15/24*THE GOVERNMENT (8721) 2 0 0
16-18*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8272) 8 4 1 66.7 16/ 0 BODY BY OTTO (9409) 2 0 0
17/15*TOURNEY TIME 26 (8495) 6 3 0 66.7 17-13*CONS II (8155) 2 0 0
18/ 0*CONS III (8154) 4 2 0 66.7 18/29*MAILIN 11 (8574) 2 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/ 3*MY FAVORITE THINGS (7319) 2 1 0 66.7 19/ 0 UNGENTLE BENS (9411) 2 1 0
20-23 SOUP FORCES 30 (3752) 10 6 0 62.5 20/ 3 SOME OLD B (8453) 2 1 0
21-25 WOB AAP (3131) 9 6 0 60.0 21/14*TOURNEY TIME 26 (8495) 2 1 0
22/ 0 BLIND MELON (7877) 69 48 3 59.0 22/15 WC ALLSTARS (5444) 2 1 0
23-26 THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551) 10 7 2 58.8 23-21*NAMED BY MARK (6435) 1 0 1
24/27 SOME OLD B (8453) 38 30 3 55.9 24-23 SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8674) 1 0 0
25/29 STATIC SANITY (7606) 20 16 0 55.6 25-25*THIRSTY THUGS 1441 (8825) 1 0 0
26-28*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8270) 5 4 1 55.6 26-27*4 LETTER PORN (9155) 1 0 0
27-31*CUT IN RHYME (9249) 10 9 0 52.6 27/ 0 BLIND MELON (7877) 1 0 0
28-32 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261) 116 109 1 51.6 28-30*FEAR FACTORY 16 (8242) 1 0 0
29/33 STANKONIA (7881) 37 37 4 50.0 29-31*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8272) 1 0 0
30/37 GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449) 23 23 1 50.0 30-32*4-LETTER DODGERS (8517) 1 0 0
31/20*SPRINGTIME VII (9617) 2 2 1 50.0 31-33*OCT 14G2 (8518) 1 0 0
32-34*4-LETTER DODGERS (8517) 2 2 0 50.0 32-34 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261) 1 0 0
33/ 4*SPRINGTIME XXX (9640) 1 1 1 50.0 33-36 SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349) 1 0 0
34/ 7*MAILIN 3 (8566) 1 1 0 50.0 34/19*SPRINGTIME VII (9617) 1 1 1
35-35*VERBS II (5646) 1 1 0 50.0 35/20*SPRINGTIME XXX (9640) 1 1 1
36/36 CROOKED RAIN (5155) 28 31 1 47.5 36-38 HOME BREWS (5449) 1 1 1
37/41 HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703) 7 8 0 46.7 37/26 THIRSTY THUGS 1466 (8835) 1 1 0
38/39 FEAR FACTORY 19 (8241) 12 14 1 46.2 38-40*CUT IN RHYME (9249) 1 1 0
39/ 0 PASTA LA VISTA (9412) 17 20 5 45.9 39-41*SUPERIOR FORCES 1E (9260) 1 1 0
40/ 0 BODY BY OTTO (9409) 23 29 5 44.2 40/ 0 PASTA LA VISTA (9412) 1 1 0
41/45 FELLAS 26 (8559) 7 9 2 43.7 41/43 PADDED WALLS (8452) 1 1 0
42/ 0 THE DONALD (9408) 24 32 1 42.9 42-49 FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245) 1 1 0
43-42*THIRSTY THUGS 1441 (8825) 3 4 0 42.9 43-42 SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8269) 1 1 0
44/43 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455) 34 48 4 41.5 44/28*MAILIN 3 (8566) 1 1 0
45/40 SOUP FORCES 2 (3724) 9 13 0 40.9 45/35*MY FAVORITE THINGS (7319) 1 1 0
46-44 WISE GUYS (2207) 13 19 0 40.6 46/63*BEST GUESS (6457) 1 1 0
47/38 MAILIN TIME (8564) 4 6 0 40.0 47/16 DUEL HACKS (8733) 1 2 0
48-46*OLDER (2725) 2 3 0 40.0 48/47 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455) 1 2 0
49-47 FAMILY PETS (5780) 33 50 0 39.8 49/54 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 1 2 0
50/51 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497) 31 48 1 39.2 50/44 MAILIN TIME (8564) 1 2 0
51-49 HOME BREWS (5449) 10 16 2 38.5 51/18 CROOKED RAIN (5155) 1 2 0
52/48 DUEL HACKS (8733) 26 43 3 37.7 52/48 SOUP FORCES 2 (3724) 1 2 0
53-52*FEAR FACTORY 16 (8242) 3 5 0 37.5 53-52*THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287) 1 4 1
54/50 THIRSTY THUGS 1466 (8835) 5 9 0 35.7 54-53 WISE GUYS (2207) 0 6 0
55/53 ONLY THAT REAL! (8813) 21 38 0 35.6 55/ 0 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410) 0 4 0
56-54*SUPERIOR FORCES 1E (9260) 1 2 0 33.3 56-55*FIRST IMPRESSION (4153) 0 3 0
57/58 SUHT YOURSELF (9407) 24 53 2 31.2 57/56 WOS ADU (3584) 0 3 0
58-57 FEAR FACTORY 21 (8245) 24 53 0 31.2 58-57 THE MENTORS 3 (7213) 0 2 0
59/ 0 UNGENTLE BENS (9411) 18 40 2 31.0 59/61*QUEEZY (6866) 0 2 0
60/60 STUCK IN THE MUD (5452) 11 25 0 30.6 60-50 FAMILY PETS (5780) 0 2 0
61/56 WOS ADU (3584) 5 12 0 29.4 61-59*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8270) 0 1 0
62-59*FIRST IMPRESSION (4153) 5 13 0 27.8 62/ 0*CONS III (8154) 0 1 0
63-61 THE MENTORS 3 (7213) 6 17 0 26.1 63-58*FEAR FACTORY 20 (8240) 0 1 0
64/ 0 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410) 16 47 1 25.4 64-60 THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551) 0 1 0
65/55*QUEEZY (6866) 1 3 0 25.0 65-64 FEARSOME FIVE (6652) 0 1 0
66/63 THIRSTY THUGS 0513 (8330) 15 52 0 22.4 66-65*VERBS II (5646) 0 1 0
67-62 FEARSOME FIVE (6652) 6 21 0 22.2 67/37 TODAY TOO (4626) 0 1 0
68/65 PADDED WALLS (8452) 3 14 0 17.6 68-45 SOUP FORCES 30 (3752) 0 1 0
69-64*THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287) 2 10 1 16.7 69-46 WOB AAP (3131) 0 1 0
70-66*FEAR FACTORY 20 (8240) 2 17 0 10.5 70-66*OLDER (2725) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Hail and well met warriors of BLACKSTONE! Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari. I have begun to suspect trickery on
the part of STUCK IN THE MUD. How else weeks like this one's 2-0-0? How else the
sudden move to 12th team? The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with
MAILIN 11's team record! A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 18th place ranking.
My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall. This
week SOME OLD B went 0-1-0 and fell 17 notches into 20th! SPRINGTIME VII bore the
brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 34th position
as the result of going 0-1-0! My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you
rise the harder you fall. This week SPRINGTIME XXX went 0-1-0 and fell 15 notches
into 35th! THIRSTY THUGS 1466 bore the brunt of major assault on their standings
this week as they dropped to 37th position as the result of going 0-1-0! My tutors
were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall. This week
MAILIN 3 went 0-1-0 and fell 16 notches into 44th! I have begun to suspect trickery
on the part of BEST GUESS. How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0? How else the
sudden move to 46th team? DUEL HACKS bore the brunt of major assault on their
standings this week as they dropped to 47th position as the result of going 0-2-0!
My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall. This
week CROOKED RAIN went 0-1-0 and fell 33 notches into 51st! TODAY TOO bore the brunt
of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 67th position as the
result of going 0-1-0! RAYMUNDO caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial
commission as he skillfully bested DIZZYING SPIGOT and was awarded 23 points in
recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, THE SHIP put down TSUHNAMI,
causing her to lose 16 points of recognition in the process. This time victory fell
to the grasp of the usurper. All hail JO ANN SUE, Duelmaster of BLACKSTONE! Would
you believe that over half of the old women in BLACKSTONE seem to feel that they
could fight better than you gladiators?
Many and various are the arts of battle. In BLACKSTONE "art" is a word that has
long since passed from the language! I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when
this week's challenge seeking began. SOUP FORCES 2 is feared. This much I can say.
If you didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard pressed to find any of TODAY
TOO last week. Busy avoiding SOUP FORCES 2?
Vendettas. Bloodied blades and broken spears. Indeed the city has seen more
than its fair share of red in recent times. Fate is a fickle mistress. She showers
the miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious. Remember this!
If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times
already in BLACKSTONE. Nice atmosphere you have here! More than a sharp eye must I
keep, indeed a stout pair of legs must I keep as well! The endless paths of Alastari
await me! Till we meet again, remember: a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell,
and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT 43800 20 12 0 111 STATIC SANITY (7606)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COTTONS 54525 10 4 1 111 BODY BY OTTO (9409)
ANGEL HAIR 54540 9 5 1 111 PASTA LA VISTA (9412)
STEADY DECLINE 47675 10 3 1 110 FEAR FACTORY 19 (8241)
-ANDANO 47841 6 2 1 106 SUPERIOR FORCES 700 (8272)
ALPHA KLAUS 51866 12 6 0 104 GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)
-BEET 21055 10 6 0 96 SOUP FORCES 30 (3752)
GASOLINE DREAMS 45458 19 15 1 95 STANKONIA (7881)
EGG RAID 49227 15 10 0 95 SOME OLD B (8453)
LOC 57111 10 2 0 95 WC ALLSTARS (5444)
SUH SHE 54515 10 14 0 93 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CUT YOUR HAIR 29109 14 15 0 90 CROOKED RAIN (5155)
CHAMPION 26012 10 5 1 90 TODAY TOO (4626)
ROCKET POWER 51330 11 6 0 81 ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)
-TURRA 17619 8 6 0 81 WOB AAP (3131)
AFFLECK 54534 7 8 0 80 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)
SCUMFIST 50844 12 17 0 75 DUEL HACKS (8733)
-LOTUS MICHELLE 47828 9 3 0 72 SUPERIOR FORCES 700 (8269)
GENTLE JOGGER 49537 6 3 0 72 TOURNEY TIME 26 (8495)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JOPUST SHIRT 56266 5 1 1 69 SPRING! XIV (9731)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SWEET-N-SOUR 50491 9 4 1 66 SUPERIOR FORCES DA0 (8674)
JELLYFISH HUSSY 49856 7 9 2 66 FELLAS 26 (8559)
ROMPER FLOAT 56128 7 8 0 66 HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703)
-LEGS LEANY 12469 11 5 0 62 WISE GUYS (2207)
-BONDS 30305 9 2 0 62 SEMI-WORTHLESS (5349)
-TURLTE TRILL 55928 5 0 1 62 SAD SPRING XIII (9663)
KING OF FOOLS 50766 7 8 0 61 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)
FIREWING PHOENIX 57164 5 2 0 61 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)
BORSCHT 20918 9 13 0 60 SOUP FORCES 2 (3724)
THE SHIP 30959 5 12 0 58 STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)
-STOAT STOUT 56991 6 7 2 57 HOME BREWS (5449)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POSTAL POLICE 51460 5 9 0 56 THIRSTY THUGS 1466 (8835)
DAXIL 20124 5 12 0 55 WOS ADU (3584)
USELESS 50780 3 1 0 55 THE GOVERNMENT (8721)
POPEYE 36926 3 1 0 55 BEST GUESS (6457)
-TREY 41446 5 8 0 53 THE MENTORS 3 (7213)
THE PIT 42599 6 5 0 51 STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)
PUG 47175 4 2 0 50 CONS III (8154)
DIZZYING SPIGOT 49882 4 6 0 50 MAILIN TIME (8564)
FUGUE STATE 49223 3 10 0 50 PADDED WALLS (8452)
FAT OLD SUN 56360 7 13 1 49 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)
-WHELP DROPOUT 51408 3 4 0 49 THIRSTY THUGS 1441 (8825)
RAYMUNDO 56930 2 1 0 49 ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)
LOTTO 54527 8 5 3 48 BODY BY OTTO (9409)
-GLAZE 47182 3 0 0 48 CONS II (8155)
ALSO 44 50842 8 20 1 47 DUEL HACKS (8733)
QUALITY 56362 6 7 0 47 THE DONALD (9408)
GIG 54537 5 13 0 44 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)
-BUM 41633 7 7 0 42 FAMILY PETS (5780)
-ATHER 47832 5 4 1 42 SUPERIOR FORCES 700 (8270)
-COMPANY MAN 23468 4 2 0 42 FIRST IMPRESSION (4153)
-POORLY SUHTED 56436 3 11 0 40 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)
TSUHNAMI 56852 4 9 1 36 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)
TROPHY WIFE 54521 3 8 0 36 THE DONALD (9408)
INSLUMNATIONAL 45452 7 5 1 35 STANKONIA (7881)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THAT DARF TOO 53774 1 2 0 33 SUPERIOR FORCES 1E1 (9260)
FONTAINEBLEAU 51329 5 5 0 31 ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)
BUDGET TENOR 49934 2 0 0 30 MAILIN 11 (8574)
VOMIT 39348 1 3 0 30 QUEEZY (6866)
REPOSADO 57226 3 0 1 27 GONE OFF THAT TOO (8449)
-BUTTON CRIME 53721 3 2 0 27 CUT IN RHYME (9249)
-HOW PILE 43378 2 5 0 27 THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551)
-GARV 49646 2 2 0 27 4-LETTER DODGERS (8517)
-RINGO 12480 2 1 0 27 WISE GUYS (2207)
BENNIFER 57012 3 4 1 26 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)
TIME 57052 3 5 0 26 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
URGE OVERKILL 54737 2 0 0 23 CHICAGO BOUND 12 (9450)
HOON 45416 2 0 0 23 BLIND MELON (7877)
-DON'T ASSUHM 57015 2 3 0 22 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)
-THE ORANGE ONE 57256 1 0 1 22 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)
JAVA EXPLOITS 42113 2 1 0 21 MY FAVORITE THINGS2 (7319)
-TURN TO SLAG 57170 2 1 0 21 FEAR FACTORY 19 (8241)
-PIE GUY 36811 1 0 1 21 NAMED BY MARK (6435)
AMBLER MOB 55810 1 1 1 19 SPRINGTIME XXX (9640)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LOPE 32125 1 1 0 18 VERBS II (5646)
ABUSIVE MATING 55697 1 1 1 17 SPRINGTIME VII (9617)
-GUTTIN TIME 53717 2 3 0 15 CUT IN RHYME (9249)
-OHHH 53141 1 0 0 15 4 LETTER PORN (9155)
BIMBO MEGYN 57129 1 0 0 14 THE DONALD (9408)
-WART HANKY 49651 1 0 0 13 OCT 14G2 (8518)
-PARAGON 41955 0 3 0 11 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)
RAMAN 57043 2 1 2 9 PASTA LA VISTA (9412)
-WALL OF FIRE 57163 1 0 0 9 FEAR FACTORY 16 (8242)
GOLD PROBLEM 49890 1 1 0 8 MAILIN 3 (8566)
GRAB 'EM BY THE 57205 1 0 0 8 THE DONALD (9408)
-ZULU 57239 0 1 0 7 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)
FROM 707 56980 1 3 0 6 ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)
-SMUGGLER 38014 1 1 0 4 FEARSOME FIVE (6652)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SERPENT'S GIFT 57176 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 20 8240 REPOSADO 57226 238
PROFLIGATE 57105 7 8 0 FEAR FACTORY 21 8245 STOAT STOUT 56991 239
BOTOX 15423 2 3 0 OLDER 2725 JELLYFISH HUSSY 49856 239
DA1 57249 0 1 0 PINKEST OF FLOY 9410 SPYMASTER 240 NONE
DA2 57250 0 1 0 PINKEST OF FLOY 9410 ARENAMASTER 240 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA2 was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
GASOLINE DREAMS was savagely defeated by JO ANN SUE in a 2 minute expert's fight.
EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT bested GENTLE JOGGER in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fight.
ANGEL HAIR bested LOC in a popular 1 minute expert's brawl.
COTTONS devastated CUT YOUR HAIR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ALPHA KLAUS viciously subdued CHAMPION in a action packed 4 minute expert's fight.
STEADY DECLINE viciously subdued EGG RAID in a action packed 2 minute veteran's duel.
SCUMFIST was overpowered by AFFLECK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROCKET POWER overpowered BORSCHT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SUH SHE demolished BLOODBATH & BEYOND in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
JELLYFISH HUSSY bested POSTAL POLICE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's battle.
KING OF FOOLS beat ALSO 44 in a popular 1 minute master's conflict.
JOPUST SHIRT won victory over DAXIL in a action packed 1 minute master's bout.
ROMPER FLOAT overpowered FAT OLD SUN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TSUHNAMI was devastated by THE SHIP in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
INSLUMNATIONAL was overpowered by FIREWING PHOENIX in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PUG was defeated by FUGUE STATE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute master's conflict.
GIG was beaten by POPEYE in a exciting 2 minute expert's fight.
DIZZYING SPIGOT was overpowered by RAYMUNDO in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
THE PIT bested QUALITY in a 2 minute bout.
USELESS demolished FONTAINEBLEAU in a action packed 3 minute brutal one-sided fight.
LOTTO defeated VOMIT in a 1 minute duel.
TROPHY WIFE overpowered AMBLER MOB in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
JAVA EXPLOITS slimly lost to BENNIFER in a action packed 8 minute bout.
ABUSIVE MATING was overcome by REPOSADO in a action packed 1 minute bout.
TIME was overpowered by HOON in a 1 minute uneven competition.
FROM 707 was savagely defeated by GRAB 'EM BY THE in a 5 minute novice's fight.
BUDGET TENOR handily defeated RAMAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOLD PROBLEM was defeated by BIMBO MEGYN in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight.
URGE OVERKILL overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 21 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 7 - 1 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 STRIKING ATTACK 99 - 58 - 10 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 64 - 57 - 2 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 AIMED BLOW 109 - 99 - 5 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 22 - 3 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 WALL OF STEEL 25 - 31 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 31 - 1 35 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 21 - 0 34 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 15 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 9 - 0 0 |
Turn 240 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 3 6 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 12 - 9 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 4 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 4 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW EFFICIENT ASSESSME -21736 20 12 0 111 STATIC SANITY (7606)
STRIKING ATTACK STEADY DECLINE -17861 10 3 1 110 FEAR FACTORY 19 (8241)
WALL OF STEEL EGG RAID -16309 15 10 0 95 SOME OLD B (8453)
TOTAL PARRY CHAMPION 26012 10 5 1 90 TODAY TOO (4626)
PARRY-LUNGE ROCKET POWER -14206 11 6 0 81 ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)
LUNGING ATTACK FIREWING PHOENIX -8372 5 2 0 61 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)
PARRY-RIPOSTE USELESS -14756 3 1 0 55 THE GOVERNMENT (8721)
SLASHING ATTACK POPEYE -28610 3 1 0 55 BEST GUESS (6457)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT -21736. The most popular
warrior this turn was JAVA EXPLOITS -23423. The ten other most popular fighters were
ALPHA KLAUS -13670, STEADY DECLINE -17861, PUG -18361, POPEYE -28610, USELESS -14756,
GOLD PROBLEM -15646, JOPUST SHIRT -9270, FUGUE STATE -16313, EFFICIENT ASSESSMENT
-21736, and AFFLECK -11002.
The least popular fighter this week was TIME -8484. The other ten least popular
fighters were AMBLER MOB -9726, DIZZYING SPIGOT -15654, GIG -10999, INSLUMNATIONAL
-20084, FAT OLD SUN -9176, BLOODBATH & BEYOND -16298, BORSCHT 20918, SCUMFIST -14692,
CUT YOUR HAIR 29109, and DA1 -8287.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
JO ANN SUE (84--17388) THIRSTY THUGS 0513
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.