DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/04/2018    Duedate: 01/17/2018

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 249

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CUT YOUR HAIR
CROOKED RAIN (5155)
(84-29109) [20-18-0,130]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CUT YOUR HAIR                  CRAZY 20
CROOKED RAIN (5155)            CRAZY 88 7 (2078)
(84-29109) [20-18-0,130]       (84-11451) [3-1-0,69]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BLOODBATH & BEYOND             SORREL
GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)         SOUP FORCES 22 (3744)
(84-49238) [21-31-1,106]       (84-21019) [8-6-0,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

IN UTERO (5153)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BODY BY OTTO (9409)           31 
2. ROOKIE QUEEN 6 (672)          26    CONS I (8156)
3. 071709AK (1799)               25    Unchartered Team
4. PROJECT MAYHEM 39 (8977)      21 
5. SPACE MUTINY 5 (7413)         20    ROOKIE HALEN 30 (4803)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*ROOKIE HALEN 30 (4803)     5   0  0 100.   1- 1 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  5  3 0
 2/ 2*ROAKIE HALEN 15 (4788)     4   0  0 100.   2- 2 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  4  0 0
 3- 1*THE MOTHERSHIP AT (4675)   3   0  0 100.   3/ 6 IN UTERO (5153)           4  5 0
 4/ 4*ROOKIE HALEN 28 (4801)     2   0  0 100.   4/17 CONS I (8156)             3  0 0
 5- 3*THIRSTY THUGS 1462 (8839)  1   0  0 100.   5/10 CROOKED RAIN (5155)       3  0 0
 6/ 0*PROJECT MAYHEM 39 (8977)   1   0  0 100.   6/11*ROAKIE HALEN 15 (4788)    3  0 0
 7/ 8*ROOKIE QUEEN 10 (676)      4   1  1 80.0   7/31 SOUP FORCES 73 (3795)     3  0 0
 8/11 CONS I (8156)              9   3  0 75.0   8/20*CRAZY 88 7 (2078)         3  0 0
 9/13*PROJECT MAYHEM 1 (8161)    3   1  1 75.0   9/34 WILD THINGS (6974)        3  3 3
10- 6*4-LETTER DIRT (8504)       3   1  1 75.0  10- 3 INTERNATIONAL DRIV (7165) 3  3 0
11/14*PROJECT MAYHEM 45 (8983)   3   1  0 75.0  11/12 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      3  5 0
12/15*PROJECT MAYHEM 16 (8176)   3   1  0 75.0  12/36*PROJECT MAYHEM 31 (8187)  2  0 1
13/16*CRAZY 88 7 (2078)          3   1  0 75.0  13/56 THE DONALD (9408)         2  0 0
14/17 CONS III (8154)            8   4  0 66.7  14-16*OBELISK 015 (8152)        2  0 0
15/30*PROJECT MAYHEM 48 (8986)   2   1  0 66.7  15/48 CONS III (8154)           2  0 0
16/31*PROJECT MAYHEM 9 (8169)    2   1  0 66.7  16-13 FEAR FACTORY 19 (8241)    2  0 0
17/ 0*CRAZY 88 16 (2087)         2   1  0 66.7  17- 8 DUNGEON DONT'S (5888)     2  0 0
18-18 TODAY TOO (4626)          12   7  1 63.2  18- 9 ARCANE FOLLY (5894)       2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/12*LET ME THINK (7798)        5   3  0 62.5  19-19*THE MOTHERSHIP AT (4675)  2  0 0
20/22*ROOKIE CRUE 2 (4191)       5   3  0 62.5  20/43*ROOKIE HALEN 28 (4801)    2  0 0
21/21 SOUP FORCES 73 (3795)      8   5  0 61.5  21/22*ROOKIE STYX 25 (1224)     2  1 1
22/ 7*ROOKIE STYX 25 (1224)      3   2  1 60.0  22/23 PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     2  1 0
23-20*HERE 4 BEER (7940)         3   2  0 60.0  23/45 RECORDS (8734)            2  1 0
24/29*SPACE MUTINY 5 (7413)      3   2  0 60.0  24/55*PROJECT MAYHEM 38 (8976)  2  1 0
25/23 SOUP FORCES 22 (3744)      8   6  0 57.1  25/25*PROJECT MAYHEM 45 (8983)  2  1 0
26/28*PROJECT MAYHEM 31 (8187)   4   3  1 57.1  26/47*PROJECT MAYHEM 48 (8986)  2  1 0
27/ 0 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     40  36  2 52.6  27/49*PROJECT MAYHEM 1 (8161)   2  1 0
28-25 HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703) 11  10  1 52.4  28/58*PROJECT MAYHEM 4 (8164)   2  1 0
29/24 IN UTERO (5153)           27  25  0 51.9  29/50*PROJECT MAYHEM 9 (8169)   2  1 0
30/33 CROOKED RAIN (5155)       34  34  1 50.0  30/26*PROJECT MAYHEM 16 (8176)  2  1 0
31-26 THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551) 10  10  2 50.0  31/51*SPACE MUTINY 5 (7413)     2  1 0
32/65*PROJECT MAYHEM 38 (8976)   2   2  0 50.0  32/ 7 FEARSOME 5 (6653)         2  1 0
33/66*PROJECT MAYHEM 4 (8164)    2   2  0 50.0  33/29*ROOKIE CRUE 2 (4191)      2  1 0
34-32*ROOKIE HALEN 37 (4810)     1   1  0 50.0  34/30 SOUP FORCES 22 (3744)     2  1 0
35-34 INTERNATIONAL DRIV (7165) 24  25  2 49.0  35/65*ROOKIE QUEEN 47 (713)     2  1 0
36-36 THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  66  70  4 48.5  36/54*ROOKIE QUEEN 10 (676)     2  1 0
37-37 DUNGEON DONT'S (5888)     14  15  2 48.3  37- 5 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    2  2 0
38/35 PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     21  23  5 47.7  38-33*OPEN SHOP (4750)          2  2 0
39/27 THE IN SOUND (8450)       10  11  1 47.6  39- 4 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 2  4 0
40/38 BUCKY FELLINI (7882)      26  30  0 46.4  40-14 HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703) 1  0 0
41/43 THE DONALD (9408)         30  37  1 44.8  41-39*THIRSTY THUGS 1462 (8839) 1  0 0
42-40 FEAR FACTORY 19 (8241)    17  21  1 44.7  42/ 0*PROJECT MAYHEM 39 (8977)  1  0 0
43-41*OBELISK 011 (8148)         8  10  2 44.4  43-15*4-LETTER DIRT (8504)      1  0 0
44/47 071709AK (1799)            8  10  0 44.4  44-40*HERE 4 BEER (7940)        1  0 0
45-42*THIRSTY THUGS 1451 (8850)  4   5  0 44.4  45/ 0 ROBO VILLIAGE (8247)      1  0 0
46/46 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       29  38  6 43.3  46-41 THE MENTORS 3 (7213)      1  0 0
47/53 RECORDS (8734)             6   8  0 42.9  47-18 TODAY TOO (4626)          1  0 0
48/64*ROOKIE QUEEN 47 (713)      3   4  0 42.9  48-28 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    1  0 0
49-45 THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  35  47  2 42.7  49/ 0*ROOKIE HALEN 30 (4803)    1  0 0
50/48 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    37  54  4 40.7  50-32*OBELISK 011 (8148)        1  1 1
51-49 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    24  36  2 40.0  51-24*THIRSTY THUGS 1451 (8850) 1  1 0
52-52*OPEN SHOP (4750)           4   6  0 40.0  52-27*BUTCHER & SINGER I (8343) 1  1 0
53/57 WILD THINGS (6974)        45  74  5 37.8  53-62 IDIOCRACY (4683)          1  1 0
54-55 THIRSTY THUGS 1466 (8835)  6  10  0 37.5  54-53*ROOKIE HALEN 37 (4810)    1  1 0
55-56*QUEEZY (6866)              3   5  0 37.5  55/76 071709AK (1799)           1  1 0
56/58 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    35  60  1 36.8  56/84*ROOKIE QUEEN 6 (672)      1  1 0
57/60 DUEL HACKS (8733)         30  53  3 36.1  57/67 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       1  2 1
58/59 SOUP FORCES 2 (3724)      11  20  0 35.5  58/60 GONE SHOPPING 2 (8455)    1  2 0
59-61 ARCANE FOLLY (5894)        8  15  1 34.8  59/35 FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    1  2 0
60/62 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      31  61  2 33.7  60/61*ANIME LEGENDS 6 (6355)    1  2 0
61-63*BUTCHER & SINGER I (8343)  4   8  2 33.3  61/64 SOUP FORCES 2 (3724)      1  2 0
62/79*ROOKIE QUEEN 6 (672)       3   6  0 33.3  62/68*FEAR FACTORY 16 (8242)    1  4 0
63-67 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      23  47  2 32.9  63/70 DUEL HACKS (8733)         0  4 0
64-69 THE MENTORS 3 (7213)       8  17  0 32.0  64/57*LET ME THINK (7798)       0  3 0
65-70 012112AS (5094)            7  15  0 31.8  65/71 BUCKY FELLINI (7882)      0  3 0
66-71 STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)   13  29  0 31.0  66/74 THE IN SOUND (8450)       0  3 0
67/68 PADDED WALLS (8452)        8  18  0 30.8  67/59 PADDED WALLS (8452)       0  3 0
68-72 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 20  48  0 29.4  68/73 WOS ADU (3584)            0  3 0
69-73 BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    40  97  0 29.2  69-72 THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551) 0  2 0
70/ 0 ROBO VILLIAGE (8247)       8  20  0 28.6  70/80*ROOKIE HALEN 35 (4808)    0  2 0
71/74 FEARSOME 5 (6653)         11  28  1 28.2  71-46 THIRSTY THUGS 1466 (8835) 0  1 0
72-76 IDIOCRACY (4683)          24  65  1 27.0  72-66 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      0  1 0
73/75 WOS ADU (3584)             7  19  0 26.9  73-77*QUEEZY (6866)             0  1 0
74/77*FEAR FACTORY 16 (8242)     4  12  0 25.0  74-79 STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)   0  1 0
75-78*OBELISK 015 (8152)         2   6  0 25.0  75/ 0 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     0  1 0
76/80*ANIME LEGENDS 6 (6355)     1   5  0 16.7  76-75 012112AS (5094)           0  1 0
77/81*ROOKIE HALEN 35 (4808)     0   3  0  0.0  77-81*PRIEST OF SYRINX 8 (2812) 0  1 0
78-82*PRIEST OF SYRINX 8 (2812)  0   1  0  0.0  78/ 0*CRAZY 88 16 (2087)        0  1 0
79-83*DANCE QUALITY (1325)       0   1  0  0.0  79-82*DANCE QUALITY (1325)      0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
80- 0*08AP18A (460)              0   1  0  0.0  80- 0*08AP18A (460)             0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

                                  Ask Miss Demeanor

Dear Miss Demeanor:  I am a warrior that is required to wear armor for work.  I love 
my work, but hate the armor.  Most of my morning commute is spent riding a coach to 
the arena.  When I leave the house, my jerkin and dueling gloves are on, but not laced 
up.  I know when in the commute to begin to lace up my leather so that when I step 
from the coach up to the arena, everything is in its place.  My partner opines that 
this is the equivalent of going out in public "not fully dressed."  I believe that 
because all sensitive body parts are sensibly covered when I depart, that I meet the 
fully dressed standard.  Can you advise? -- Bothered in Blackstone

     Gentle Reader:  First thing tomorrow, take one of your unlaced gloves and smack 
     that partner upside the head before you catch your coach.  Miss Demeanor notes 
     that if they're still there when you get home, they're not worth your time.  If 
     they've left, they were likely too good for you in the first instance. 

Dear Miss Demeanor:  As a gladiator that has been around the block for some time, I am 
looking for the appropriate way to thank my stupendous manager, GentleBen.  I leave 
small gifts lying around but he is always too shy and humble to accept them.  I try to 
catch him around the guildhouse, but he is always off donating his time to worthy 
causes.  When I try to thank him directly for all of his developmental coaching and 
support, he tousles my hair and tells me that I'm the real hero.  How do I make this 
model manager understand how great he is? -- Wistful Warrior in Willaf

     Wistful:  Nice try, GentleBen.  Miss Demeanor didn't fall off the turnip wagon 
     yesterday. -- MD

Dear Miss Demeanor:  My upcoming arena opponent did me the kindness to send me an 
invitation to our impending match with a pre-printed reply card requesting that I 
check one, either "death" or "dismemberment".  For the past year, I have been a 
pacifist.  I don't expect my opponent to remember that, nor do I wish to burden them 
with another arrangement task for the match.  How would you suggest I reply? --  
Anxious In Aradi 

     Gentle Reader:  The proper response to an invitation is a handwritten reply, not 
     a check off list even if the latter were solicited and provided.  Miss Demeanor 
     suggests you ignore the options question and send your response to the more 
     important one:  Are you attending the match?  A kind thank you note for the 
     invitation is sure to encourage your opponent to overlook the lack of the pre-
     printed reply.

Please send your questions to Miss Demeanor at Three Junction Station, Westgate, 
Blackstone.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out BLACKSTONE to 
see what's new.  Too bad, THE MOTHERSHIP AG, but IN UTERO was just too good to be 
stopped.  I couldn't believe it.  Did CONS I really go up by 13?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  SOUP FORCES 73 had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 7th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did CRAZY 88 7 really go up by 12?  If only those guys didn't have so 
may missing teeth...  Gross!  WILD THINGS had like a really albendranius week!  Those 
hunks got a 1-0-1 and wound up as 9th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did PROJECT 
MAYHEM 31 really go up by 24?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... 
Gross!  THE DONALD had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and 
wound up as 13th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did CONS III really go up by 33?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  ROOKIE HALEN 28 had like 
a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 20th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did RECORDS really go up by 22?  If only those guys didn't have 
so may missing teeth...  Gross!  PROJECT MAYHEM 38 had like a really albendranius 
week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 24th team!  I couldn't believe it.  
Did PROJECT MAYHEM 48 really go up by 21?  If only those guys didn't have so may 
missing teeth...  Gross!  PROJECT MAYHEM 1 had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 27th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
PROJECT MAYHEM 4 really go up by 30?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  PROJECT MAYHEM 9 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 29th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did SPACE MUTINY 5 
really go up by 20?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
See if I even talk to any of those losers in FEARSOME 5 again!  Didja see where they 
got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  ROOKIE QUEEN 47 had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 35th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did ROOKIE QUEEN 10 really go up by 18?  If only those guys didn't have 
so may missing teeth...  Gross!  071709AK had like a really albendranius week!  Those 
hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 55th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did ROOKIE 
QUEEN 6 really go up by 28?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  FEAR FACTORY 15 dropped 
24, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  MVP award for COTTONS?  
BODY BY OTTO's proud of her after beating FRANCES FARMER and getting 31 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  POORLY SUHTED got smashed by KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, and 
lost 18 points!  Was that a tear I saw in CUT YOUR HAIR's eye, as he took over 
Duelmastership?  And wasn't ANGEL HAIR fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really 
being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  SUHT YOURSELF 
was the most avoided team.  Is a 31-61-2 record really that scary?  I don't know what 
071709AK's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from SUHT 
YOURSELF, that's fer sher.  Like, is CUT YOUR HAIR popular, or what?  He was 
challenged the most in all of BLACKSTONE!  He's got a 20-18-0, is that good?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Like, who is this guy???  FERRET gets sent to the Dark Arena, battles 
BANDIT PRINCE, and returns to tell of it!!!  I bet WILD THINGS manager is surprised!  
I'm always kinda bummed when a decent warrior gets killed.  FRANCES FARMER, of IN 
UTERO had a 12-7-0 when he got bumped off by COTTONS.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that 
all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CUT YOUR HAIR 29109          20  18  0 130         CROOKED RAIN (5155)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COTTONS 54525                13   7  2 114         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
-FRACTURED FURY 47055         13   6  0 113         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 JASMINE SAGE 9903             6   4  0 110         071709AK (1799)           
 SUH SHE 54515                14  15  0 109         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
-CHAMPION 26012               12   7  1 105         TODAY TOO (4626)          
-SAUSAGE FINGERS 31771        14   9  0 101         THE MOTHERSHIP CA (5110)  
 MAIL TRAIN 32925             15   5  0 100         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     
-PRIMERIDIAN 44883            19  11  2  97         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 ANGEL HAIR 54540             13   7  1  96         PASTA LA VISTA (9412)     
-BRUISE 41926                 12   9  0  94         COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    
-FORGET TORCHES 33630          5   2  0  93         DUNGEON DONT'S (5888)     
-MASSAGE PARLOR 41111         12   3  0  92         INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TWILIGHT SPARKLE 49492       10   5  0  92         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCUMFIST 50844               15  22  0  89         DUEL HACKS (8733)         
 SORREL 21019                  8   6  0  89         SOUP FORCES 22 (3744)     
-THIRSTY THUG 26211            8   7  0  88         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
 PUG 47175                     8   4  0  88         CONS III (8154)           
-ROMPER FLOAT 56128           11  10  1  84         HAPPY SPRING XXIII (9703) 
-VAINLY ASSAULT 51536          4   5  0  83         THIRSTY THUGS 1451 (8850) 
 KING OF FOOLS 50766           9  15  0  81         FEAR FACTORY 15 (7497)    
 VITRIFY 47188                 9   3  0  78         CONS I (8156)             
-DATING GRIMM'S EX 33658       3   0  0  76         ARCANE FOLLY (5894)       
 POW 49213                    10   6  1  75         THE IN SOUND (8450)       
-AFFLECK 54534                 8  11  0  74         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
 FERRET 49307                 13   7  2  73         WILD THINGS (6974)        
 CALDO DE QUESO 21274          8   5  0  71         SOUP FORCES 73 (3795)     
 CRAZY 20 11451                3   1  0  69         CRAZY 88 7 (2078)         
-MEGA GATOR VS PREDAT 33668   12  12  0  68         BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 
 DAXIL 20124                   7  19  0  68         WOS ADU (3584)            
-STUFFED HASHBROWN 48296       2   1  0  68         BUTCHER & SINGER II (8343)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BORSCHT 20918                11  20  0  65         SOUP FORCES 2 (3724)      
-METALLIC GUZZLER 28726        7   4  0  65         012112AS (5094)           
-BAZINGA 57037                 5   5  0  64         BIG BANG THEORY (4682)    
-THE BITTER LIP 26792          2   1  0  64         OPEN SHOP (4750)          
 HOBBS 47706                   5   3  0  63         ROBO VILLIAGE (8247)      
 KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE 3458      3   4  0  63         ROOKIE QUEEN 6 (672)      
 BEST OF 27082                 5   0  0  62         ROOKIE HALEN 30 (4803)    
-FRITO 56705                   5   7  0  61         IDIOCRACY (4683)          
-SWEET JESUS 45926             3   2  0  61         HERE 4 BEER (7940)        
-TREY 41446                    7   8  0  60         THE MENTORS 3 (7213)      
 ROBERT PAULSON 89 47395       4   1  1  60         PROJECT MAYHEM 31 (8187)  
-BLING STING 26275             3   0  0  60         THE MOTHERSHIP AT (4675)  
 BLASH HARDCHEESE 42639        3   2  0  58         SPACE MUTINY 5 (7413)     
 CARD SHARK 40444              9   8  1  57         FEARSOME 5 (6653)         
 PRIMARY 27109                 0   3  0  57         ROOKIE HALEN 35 (4808)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FUGUE STATE 49223             8  14  0  56         PADDED WALLS (8452)       
 QUALITY 56362                 7  10  0  56         THE DONALD (9408)         
-ANTIBIOTIC 47140              2   2  0  54         OBELISK 015 (8152)        
-ALSO 44 50842                 9  25  1  53         DUEL HACKS (8733)         
-POSTAL POLICE 51460           6  10  0  53         THIRSTY THUGS 1466 (8835) 
-LINT 49584                    3   1  1  53         4-LETTER DIRT (8504)      
 ROBERT PAULSON 5 47265        3   1  1  53         PROJECT MAYHEM 1 (8161)   
 ROBERT PAULSON 32 47305       2   1  0  50         PROJECT MAYHEM 9 (8169)   
-RIPPLE 47123                  5   3  2  49         OBELISK 011 (8148)        
 SERVE THE SERVANTS 29097      5  10  0  49         IN UTERO (5153)           
 FOLKWAY 50847                 6   4  0  48         RECORDS (8734)            
 POORLY SUHTED 56436           5  13  0  48         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
-VOMIT 39348                   3   5  0  47         QUEEZY (6866)             
-BOJANGLES 47034               7   6  1  46         INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
-TURN TO SLAG 57170            5   1  0  46         FEAR FACTORY 19 (8241)    
 CAN'T STOP 27074              2   0  0  44         ROOKIE HALEN 28 (4801)    
 INSIDE 27009                  4   0  0  42         ROAKIE HALEN 15 (4788)    
 TSUHNAMI 56852                4  12  1  41         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
 7 SEAS OF RHYE 3479           4   1  1  41         ROOKIE QUEEN 10 (676)     
 CERTAIN 44952                 5   3  0  40         LET ME THINK (7798)       
-PUPPY DOG 56867               2   2  0  40         WILD THINGS (6974)        
 ROBERT PAULSON 12 47280       2   2  0  40         PROJECT MAYHEM 4 (8164)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TROPHY WIFE 54521             5  10  0  35         THE DONALD (9408)         

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BERRIES 57118                 3   1  1  33         WILD THINGS (6974)        
-TODAY'S STAR 56891            3   5  0  33         THE MOTHERSHIP AG (4663)  
-HOW PILE 43378                2   8  0  32         THIRSTY THUGS 1403 (7551) 
 ROBERT PAULSON 140 52253      3   1  0  31         PROJECT MAYHEM 45 (8983)  
 I WILL BE 6479                2   2  1  31         ROOKIE STYX 25 (1224)     
-WALL OF FIRE 57163            2   2  0  31         FEAR FACTORY 16 (8242)    
 SPACE MONKEY 11 47342         3   1  0  30         PROJECT MAYHEM 16 (8176)  
 AFRAID 23664                  3   1  0  29         ROOKIE CRUE 2 (4191)      
-THE 5% LIBATION 26790         2   1  0  27         OPEN SHOP (4750)          
 ROBERT PAULSON 146 52268      2   1  0  25         PROJECT MAYHEM 48 (8986)  
 WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS 3667     2   3  0  24         ROOKIE QUEEN 47 (713)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEART SHAPED BOX 29099        5   1  0  23         IN UTERO (5153)           
 CRAZY 58 11499                2   1  0  22         CRAZY 88 16 (2087)        
 ROBERT PAULSON 125 52221      1   0  0  21         PROJECT MAYHEM 39 (8977)  
 ROBERT PAULSON 121 52219      2   2  0  20         PROJECT MAYHEM 38 (8976)  
-IHOP 50248                    3   2  0  17         INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
 BRANDON HEAT 36394            1   5  0  17         ANIME LEGENDS 6 (6355)    
 NON SUHT 57222                1   2  0  17         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
-STEAK TARTARE 48303           1   2  1  16         BUTCHER & SINGER II (8343)
 BUCK RATE 57084               0   4  0  16         BUCKY FELLINI (7882)      
-POINTY STICK 56893            3   3  0  12         BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 
-CUP O TEA 57312               0   1  0   7         STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)   
-SHABBY CHAIR 51480            1   0  0   5         THIRSTY THUGS 1462 (8839) 
 BLOOD RECKONING 57180         0   4  0   4         FEAR FACTORY 16 (8242)    
-A2 2333                       0   1  0   1         08AP18A (460)             
-I DANCE LOUSY 7008            0   1  0   1         DANCE QUALITY (1325)      
-DA1 15932                     0   1  0   1         PRIEST OF SYRINX 8 (2812) 

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GEN. BASHUR 56396       2  4 0 BASHUR BRIGADE  5896 ROMPER FLOAT 56128    246   
OFF HAND MACE 57266     0  3 0 BASHUR BRIGADE  5896 I WILL BE 6479        247   
CAT SCRATCH FEV 56886   2  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO X 7282 ROBERT PAULSON  47395 248   
BANDIT PRINCE           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           FERRET 49307          249  NONE
FRANCES FARMER 29100   12  7 0 IN UTERO 5153        COTTONS 54525         249   
STRUNG OUT 27121        1  1 0 ROOKIE HALEN 37 4810 RIPPLE 47123          248   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FERRET viciously butchered BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ANGEL HAIR lost to CUT YOUR HAIR in a 2 minute brutal expert's Title battle.
SUH SHE overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BLOODBATH & BEYOND devastated KING OF FOOLS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FRANCES FARMER was savagely slain by COTTONS in a 5 minute master's competition.
MAIL TRAIN was devastated by JASMINE SAGE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PUG overpowered POW in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SCUMFIST was viciously subdued by SORREL in a popular 5 minute gruesome expert's duel.
DAXIL was vanquished by VITRIFY in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
FUGUE STATE was beaten by BLASH HARDCHEESE in a 2 minute melee.
POORLY SUHTED was overpowered by KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CARD SHARK was savagely defeated by CRAZY 20 in a 2 minute bloody competition.
CALDO DE QUESO devastated CERTAIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
BORSCHT was beaten by HOBBS in a 3 minute conflict.
TSUHNAMI was viciously subdued by 7 SEAS OF RHYE in a action packed 6 minute fight.
FOLKWAY bested I WILL BE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
CAN'T STOP savagely defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute master vs. amateur brawl.
BEST OF overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
PRIMARY was defeated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute conflict.
SERVE THE SERVANTS was viciously subdued by INSIDE in a tiring 10 minute gory contest.
QUALITY vanquished CRAZY 58 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ROBERT PAULSON 5 handily defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ROBERT PAULSON 89 devastated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
ROBERT PAULSON 32 overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SPACE MONKEY 11 overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ROBERT PAULSON 12 overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven match.
BRANDON HEAT was outlasted by HEART SHAPED BOX in a dull 13 minute gory duel.
AFRAID handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS viciously subdued BUCK RATE in a popular 3 minute gory bout.
ROBERT PAULSON 121 won victory over BLOOD RECKONING in a 2 minute fray.
ROBERT PAULSON 140 overpowered NON SUHT in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
ROBERT PAULSON 146 overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ROBERT PAULSON 125 overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      17         STRIKING ATTACK   69 -  34 -  3      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         AIMED BLOW       110 - 108 -  3      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    46 -  48 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  19 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         TOTAL PARRY       38 -  51 -  1      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  22 -  4      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  14 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  32 -  0      16  |

Turn 249 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         8 -  9         5  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  3         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       CUT YOUR HAIR 29109        20  18  0  130 CROOKED RAIN (5155)
LUNGING ATTACK   JASMINE SAGE 9903           6   4  0  110 071709AK (1799)
WALL OF STEEL    MAIL TRAIN -32611          15   5  0  100 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)
STRIKING ATTACK  SORREL 21019                8   6  0   89 SOUP FORCES 22 (3744)
TOTAL PARRY      HOBBS -17830                5   3  0   63 ROBO VILLIAGE (8247)
PARRY-STRIKE     BEST OF 27082               5   0  0   62 ROOKIE HALEN 30 (4803)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLOODBATH & BEYOND -16298.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was SORREL 21019.  The ten other most popular fighters were COTTONS -11011, 
TSUHNAMI -8684, WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS 3667, FERRET -16229, CUT YOUR HAIR 29109, BLASH 
HARDCHEESE -22897, JASMINE SAGE 9903, VITRIFY -18348, CRAZY 20 11451, and BORSCHT 
20918.

The least popular fighter this week was HEART SHAPED BOX 29099.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SERVE THE SERVANTS 29097, INSIDE 27009, BRANDON HEAT -29142, 
CRAZY 58 11499, POORLY SUHTED -9100, FRANCES FARMER 29100, KING OF FOOLS -14770, NON 
SUHT -8314, BUCK RATE -8452, and CERTAIN -20584.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

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