DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/09/2019 Duedate: 05/22/2019
BLACKSTONE ARENA
DM 84 TURN 284
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
THE WEED WHACKER
NAMED BY HANNAH (6426)
(84-36766) [8-9-0,193]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
THE WEED WHACKER FRACTURE
NAMED BY HANNAH (6426) OBELISK 001 (8138)
(84-36766) [8-9-0,193] (84-47070) [7-2-0,70]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
SALSA CALIENTE ANY QUIZ
EL CAMINO:TRES (5118) GO NOW (5910)
(84-35328) [20-18-0,108] (84-33742) [9-5-0,74]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
UNGENTLE BENS (9411)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MIXED FRUIT (7201) 53
2. BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 52 SAD SPRING XIII (9663)
3. THE BIG BLEED (8732) 46 Unchartered Team
4. THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287) 42
5. ERB VICTORS (6419) 42 DUNGEON CELL 33 (1303)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 33 (1303) 3 0 0 100. 1/ 6 UNGENTLE BENS (9411) 6 5 0
2/ 1 SAD SPRING XIII (9663) 12 2 1 85.7 2/11 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 5 2 0
3- 3 REIGN 2 (3149) 9 3 1 75.0 3/13 INTERNATIONAL DRIV (7165) 5 4 0
4/ 0*ERB VICTORS (6419) 3 1 0 75.0 4- 1 ONLY THAT REAL! (8813) 4 2 0
5/ 0 DIGNITY (5773) 30 13 3 69.8 5/ 0 THE BIG BLEED (8732) 3 0 0
6/ 0 WC ALLSTARS (5444) 24 12 0 66.7 6- 5 ABSURD HEROES XI (8369) 3 1 0
7- 4*IMMORTAL METAL (6718) 4 2 0 66.7 7/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287) 3 1 0
8/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP CH (8336) 43 24 2 64.2 8/ 0*ERB VICTORS (6419) 3 1 0
9/ 5 GO NOW (5910) 24 14 2 63.2 9/12 DUNGEON CELL 43 (1837) 3 1 0
10/ 0 FINGER LICKIN (8407) 29 17 3 63.0 10/ 3 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410) 3 7 0
11/ 0 AREAS IN FEAR (5451) 17 10 0 63.0 11/ 7 SUHT YOURSELF (9407) 3 8 0
12/ 0*OBELISK 001 (8138) 11 7 0 61.1 12/ 2 BODY BY OTTO (9409) 3 9 0
13/ 6 BEST TP EVER! (7092) 12 8 1 60.0 13/19 BEST TP EVER! (7092) 2 0 1
14/ 0 REVIEW 2 (8408) 21 15 2 58.3 14/14 DOODS II (847) 2 0 1
15/ 9 THE SUPERHEROES (8635) 11 8 1 57.9 15/15 SAD SPRING XIII (9663) 2 0 0
16- 7 ABSURD HEROES XI (8369) 16 12 2 57.1 16/22 NAMED BY HANNAH (6426) 2 0 0
17/11 INTERNATIONAL DRIV (7165) 63 53 4 54.3 17/27 GO NOW (5910) 2 0 0
18/ 0 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118) 64 59 1 52.0 18/ 0 AREAS IN FEAR (5451) 2 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/12 XCOM OPS (7968) 17 16 0 51.5 19/ 0 MIXED FRUIT (7201) 2 2 1
20/ 0 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774) 40 38 2 51.3 20/ 0*OBELISK 001 (8138) 2 2 0
21/ 0 DEAD WORLD (7602) 31 31 1 50.0 21/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP CH (8336) 2 3 0
22/10 4-LETTER TOYS (8500) 6 6 0 50.0 22/ 4 THE DONALD (9408) 2 10 0
23/17 DUNGEON CELL 43 (1837) 6 6 0 50.0 23/38 HOME BREWS (5449) 1 0 1
24/20 NAMED BY HANNAH (6426) 8 9 0 47.1 24/ 0 XCOM BETA (7965) 1 0 0
25-16 REIGN (2949) 15 17 1 46.9 25/18 XCOM OPS (7968) 1 0 0
26/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282) 42 49 3 46.2 26/ 0 REVIEW 2 (8408) 1 0 0
27/13 QUEEZY (6866) 5 6 0 45.5 27-23 FEARSOME 5 (6653) 1 0 0
28/ 0 BUCKY FELLINI (7882) 27 33 0 45.0 28-24*IMMORTAL METAL (6718) 1 0 0
29/ 0 THE BIG BLEED (8732) 16 20 1 44.4 29/ 0 STUCK IN THE MUD (5452) 1 0 0
30/18 THE DONALD (9408) 57 73 3 43.8 30-28 FAMILY PETS (5780) 1 0 0
31/ 0 WINDOW CRAWL (6373) 21 27 0 43.7 31/ 0*LED ZEPPELIN (4455) 1 0 0
32/27 DOODS II (847) 7 9 1 43.7 32-26 EL CAMINO:GRANDIOS (5114) 1 0 0
33/19 BODY BY OTTO (9409) 49 66 6 42.6 33/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 33 (1303) 1 0 0
34/24 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 51 69 2 42.5 34-10 REIGN 2 (3149) 1 1 1
35/25 HOME BREWS (5449) 14 19 3 42.4 35/32 THE SUPERHEROES (8635) 1 1 0
36/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287) 20 29 3 40.8 36/33 LEGEND CONTINUES (9257) 1 1 0
37/ 0*OPEN SHOP (4750) 6 9 0 40.0 37/17 4-LETTER TOYS (8500) 1 1 0
38-28 ONLY THAT REAL! (8813) 28 43 0 39.4 38/ 0 FINGER LICKIN (8407) 1 1 0
39/ 0 XCOM BETA (7965) 9 14 0 39.1 39/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282) 1 1 0
40-29 FAMILY PETS (5780) 34 53 0 39.1 40/20 QUEEZY (6866) 1 1 0
41/30 LEGEND CONTINUES (9257) 7 11 1 38.9 41/ 0 DIGNITY (5773) 1 1 0
42/ 0 STUCK IN THE MUD (5452) 16 29 0 35.6 42-30 REIGN (2949) 1 1 0
43-33 EL CAMINO:GRANDIOS (5114) 10 19 0 34.5 43/ 0 BUCKY FELLINI (7882) 1 3 0
44/34 SUHT YOURSELF (9407) 43 84 2 33.9 44/ 0*JEWISH BUFFET (5887) 1 3 0
45/35 UNGENTLE BENS (9411) 43 86 3 33.3 45/ 0 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118) 1 4 0
46/ 0 MIXED FRUIT (7201) 11 22 2 33.3 46/ 0 GOD'S SON (6913) 0 4 0
47/ 0 GOD'S SON (6913) 7 17 0 29.2 47/ 0 DEAD WORLD (7602) 0 2 0
48-37 FEARSOME 5 (6653) 12 31 1 27.9 48/ 0 WINDOW CRAWL (6373) 0 2 0
49/ 0*JEWISH BUFFET (5887) 5 16 0 23.8 49/ 0 WC ALLSTARS (5444) 0 2 0
50/38 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410) 24 86 1 21.8 50-31*WORDY ONE (6710) 0 1 0
51-39*WORDY ONE (6710) 1 4 0 20.0 51/ 0 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774) 0 1 0
52/ 0*LED ZEPPELIN (4455) 1 6 0 14.3 52/ 0*OPEN SHOP (4750) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly BLACKSTONE games. Former top team ONLY THAT REAL! was
unseated this week as UNGENTLE BENS moved up from 6th ranking to take the top spot
with a 3-1-0 record for the round. THE DONALD bore the brunt of major assault on
their standings this week as they dropped to 22nd position as the result of going
0-4-0! I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of HOME BREWS. How else weeks
like this one's 1-0-1? How else the sudden move to 23rd team? My tutors were fond
of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall. This week 4-LETTER TOYS
went 0-1-0 and fell 20 notches into 37th! QUEEZY bore the brunt of major assault on
their standings this week as they dropped to 40th position as the result of going
0-1-0! Did only my eyes note the 3-1-0 record which BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 managed to
post this round? I don't doubt that such a record will draw challengers! A new
guild, ERB VICTORS, entered BLACKSTONE with a clash this turn, showing off a 3-1-0
record. Indeed, a worthy addition to the city guilds. POINTY STICK caught the eye
of many in the gladiatorial commission as it skillfully bested LOC and was awarded 27
points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, POINTY STICK put
down LOC, causing him to lose 19 points of recognition in the process. Unwilling to
wait upon the will of others, Duelmaster LINT Dark Arena Challenged BANDIT PRINCE
last week in a match to decide the fate of the throne. Not for nothing has LINT in
the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's proven his combat
skill yet again. Heed this! A seer has warned that if exactly 6 die in duels this
week, the whole city shall perish! Just remember...5 or 7!
I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently
transpired. Indeed there is much I would report. BLACKSTONE, city of gladiators!
Mighty among the names of thy guilds is DOPPLE GANG, a guild shunned and avoided by
many in the weekly duels. Apparently the stalwarts of QUEEZY are catching the bulk
of jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids. Mighty
fighters cannot but expect competition from those below. FLYING THUNDER take
warning! You have more than a few enemies in BLACKSTONE. At the gambling halls I
have started to bet money on GIG. He has got the courage it takes. Witness his
challenge this turn against THE WEED WHACKER! In the end GIG was beat by THE WEED
WHACKER, a "sharp" reminder that higher recognition is an indication of greater
skill. Still, it was a worthy bout! I can not but mention with disdain the name of
TIME who this week posted a challenge to a warrior a full 14 points below in the
rankings. I thought TIME showed great skill and promise when she was defeated by
BERRY THE CHOPPER. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser? Warriors, may this counselor stand
ready at your right hand forever! Strange what qualities come forth in the face of
certain doom. LINT has the town astir with the news of his Dark Arena victory!
SAINT PLAN has sworn to take up religion upon living to tell of his recent bout with
the Dark Arena horrors. A rare thing indeed! I have seen warriors die in youth. I
have seen men cut down in their prime. This week THE MOTHERSHIP CH II must mourn the
loss of 8-4-0 GRONK SPIKE to HOME BREWS. Some say a warrior is judged by the way he
bears arms. One thing is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!
The girls are as pretty in BLACKSTONE as ever I remembered them....and the
fighters as ugly! Don't let your reputation slip! Ahh, but I can hear the spires of
a far off city calling to me. I must away! Till next we meet remember: a fool
flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise are angered by the same thing only
once. Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE WEED WHACKER 36766 8 9 0 193 NAMED BY HANNAH (6426)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CAZAR RATONES 28827 10 3 0 206 EL CAMINO:GRANDIOSO (5114)
DRAFTY BAFFOON 4340 7 9 1 191 DOODS II (847)
MONEY MARK 48895 12 4 1 123 FINGER LICKIN (8407)
TURLTE TRILL 55928 12 2 1 118 SAD SPRING XIII (9663)
MEGA GATOR VS PREDAT 33668 22 17 1 117 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896)
YO SOY FIESTA 48206 11 1 0 117 THE MOTHERSHIP CH I (8336)
SALSA CALIENTE 35328 20 18 0 108 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)
BOJANGLES 47034 17 12 3 106 INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
-ROCKET POWER 51330 14 7 0 104 ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)
MAIL TRAIN 32925 15 7 0 102 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)
POINTY STICK 56893 13 8 0 102 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896)
TIN WOMAN 42604 14 4 0 98 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)
SOFTY CHEESE 43781 14 16 0 94 DEAD WORLD (7602)
KANE 53757 7 3 1 93 LEGEND CONTINUES (9257)
STOAT STOUT 56991 10 9 3 92 HOME BREWS (5449)
GUILTY CONSCIENCE 33739 10 4 1 92 GO NOW (5910)
EAZY 30921 11 2 0 91 WC ALLSTARS (5444)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRISONER 431 10161 6 5 0 89 DUNGEON CELL 43 (1837)
STEALING 48901 10 7 1 88 REVIEW 2 (8408)
GIG 54537 12 27 0 86 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)
BLACKHEART WIND 32921 11 6 3 81 DIGNITY (5773)
LOC 57111 13 4 0 79 WC ALLSTARS (5444)
QUEENSBRIDGE 57361 7 1 0 78 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)
ANY QUIZ 33742 9 5 0 74 GO NOW (5910)
-RAYMUNDO 56930 5 2 0 74 ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)
LOTTO 54527 12 15 3 70 BODY BY OTTO (9409)
IHOP 50248 12 8 0 70 INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
FRACTURE 47070 7 2 0 70 OBELISK 001 (8138)
FAT OLD SUN 56360 10 24 1 69 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CARD SHARK 40444 10 11 1 68 FEARSOME 5 (6653)
POORLY SUHTED 56436 9 20 0 67 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE BLUE ROOM 56997 5 0 0 65 AREAS IN FEAR (5451)
TROPHY WIFE 54521 11 19 0 62 THE DONALD (9408)
BERRY THE CHOPPER 47036 6 2 1 62 INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
PARAGON 41955 4 9 0 62 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)
-DIO 38496 4 2 0 62 IMMORTAL METAL (6718)
TSUHNAMI 56852 8 18 1 60 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)
CARS 49565 6 6 0 60 4-LETTER TOYS (8500)
-BULY 56423 8 8 0 59 FAMILY PETS (5780)
AORTA 50838 5 8 1 59 THE BIG BLEED (8732)
PRISONER 333 6896 3 0 0 59 DUNGEON CELL 33 (1303)
VOMIT 39348 5 6 0 58 QUEEZY (6866)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLYING THUNDER 56613 5 5 0 56 XCOM OPS (7968)
THE LAW FIRM 48205 8 8 1 53 THE MOTHERSHIP CH I (8336)
NOSE-FACE KILLER 48203 9 7 1 52 THE MOTHERSHIP CH I (8336)
ZULU 57239 4 6 0 49 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)
MALCORN MATZAH BALL 33625 4 3 0 49 JEWISH BUFFET (5887)
POKEY 56464 8 3 0 48 THE BIG BLEED (8732)
-WINDI 16701 6 8 0 46 REIGN (2949)
TIME 57052 6 16 0 46 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)
STARRY BREW 47173 3 4 0 46 MIXED FRUIT (7201)
-CAPTAIN PARADISE 48655 2 3 1 46 ABSURD HEROES XI (8369)
CUP O TEA 57312 2 1 0 46 STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)
DOUBLE DOWN 57437 3 1 0 41 XCOM BETA (7965)
WATCHING SCOTTY DIE 45465 3 2 0 40 BUCKY FELLINI (7882)
DIAPER MAN 50292 3 3 0 37 THE SUPERHEROES (8635)
SLOPPY STEVE 57550 5 1 0 34 THE DONALD (9408)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWEATY FIST 57561 4 0 1 33 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896)
SAINT PLAN 41389 3 2 1 33 MIXED FRUIT (7201)
COTTONTAIL 57050 6 8 0 32 BODY BY OTTO (9409)
THE RED ROOM 56995 4 2 0 32 AREAS IN FEAR (5451)
BIG 57538 2 0 0 32 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)
ARBY'S 57418 8 6 0 31 INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
GRAB 'EM BY THE 57205 6 9 0 31 THE DONALD (9408)
SCHMEARACLE 57354 2 3 0 31 OPEN SHOP (4750)
BIG UPS 48204 6 4 0 30 THE MOTHERSHIP CH I (8336)
PEELING MOON 42608 1 2 0 27 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)
MUY CALIENTE 57463 1 2 0 27 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)
MUSHROOM STAMP 57527 1 0 0 27 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)
BUCK RATE 57084 0 5 0 25 BUCKY FELLINI (7882)
OTTOMAN EMPIRE 57541 4 3 0 24 BODY BY OTTO (9409)
NEFARIOUS BEN 57568 3 0 0 24 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BREAD MISTRESS 48656 2 2 0 23 ABSURD HEROES XI (8369)
EMELIO 47072 2 0 0 23 OBELISK 001 (8138)
LITTLE KATY 57532 4 4 0 20 THE DONALD (9408)
CESPEDES 57305 3 2 1 20 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)
THE RAIN SONG 25069 1 2 0 18 LED ZEPPELIN (4455)
CAUTERIZER 56841 1 0 0 17 THE BIG BLEED (8732)
-BLABBER MOUTH 38446 1 4 0 17 WORDY ONE (6710)
SHAMBLING MOUND 57524 0 1 0 17 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)
-FROM 707 56980 2 4 0 16 ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)
ALBERT EINSTEIN 36727 1 0 0 15 ERB VICTORS (6419)
FRANKLIN 57557 1 2 0 15 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)
SESAME BAGEL 57026 1 0 0 15 JEWISH BUFFET (5887)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE CROSS 47042 0 1 0 15 GOD'S SON (6913)
GUAPO 57493 4 1 0 13 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)
KIM JON-IL 36729 1 0 0 13 ERB VICTORS (6419)
MUY MALO 57553 1 0 0 13 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)
BLURRY BEE 47174 1 4 0 11 MIXED FRUIT (7201)
DARTH VADER 36728 1 0 0 9 ERB VICTORS (6419)
THE DAWG 47069 1 1 0 6 OBELISK 001 (8138)
RELENTLESS 56798 0 1 0 5 GOD'S SON (6913)
BURRITO 57554 1 1 0 4 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)
HURMPH 56795 1 1 0 4 OBELISK 001 (8138)
SESAME BAGEL 56876 0 1 0 1 JEWISH BUFFET (5887)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CRAZY TOWN 57571 0 1 0 BASHUR BRIGADE 5896 BLACK ORC 284 NONE
GROTTO 57440 6 2 0 BODY BY OTTO 9409 DRAFTY BAFFOON 4340 283
OTTOBOX 57540 2 2 0 BODY BY OTTO 9409 CAPTAIN PARADIS 48655 281
A 57082 0 1 0 BUCKY FELLINI 7882 BANDIT PRINCE 284 NONE
B 57083 0 1 0 BUCKY FELLINI 7882 ARENAMASTER 284 NONE
BLACK ORC 0 0 0 DARK ARENA SAINT PLAN 41389 284 NONE
CLARENCE 57510 0 1 0 DEAD WORLD 7602 STONE GOLEM 284 NONE
SILVER SAND 32922 0 1 0 DIGNITY 5773 ARENAMASTER 284 NONE
SARAH PALIN 36725 0 1 0 ERB VICTORS 6419 HIGH ELF 284 NONE
PETE THE PUMA 57456 0 1 0 FINGER LICKIN 8407 HIGH ELF 284 NONE
ARCHER 57098 0 1 0 GOD'S SON 6913 BANDIT PRINCE 284 NONE
BLAH 222 57029 0 1 0 GOD'S SON 6913 MOUNTAIN TROLL 284 NONE
DENNY'S 57579 0 1 0 INTERNATIONAL D 7165 ARENAMASTER 284 NONE
PLAIN BAGEL 57018 0 1 0 JEWISH BUFFET 5887 HIGH ELF 284 NONE
SWAN 56649 0 1 0 LEGEND CONTINUE 9257 BLACK ORC 284 NONE
GREAT NINE 57529 0 1 0 MIXED FRUIT 7201 DARK CHAMPION 284 NONE
NON SUHT 57222 2 4 0 SUHT YOURSELF 9407 PRO IZZ 54712 281
GRONK SPIKE 48207 8 4 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 8336 STOAT STOUT 56991 284
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LINT butchered BANDIT PRINCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
SAINT PLAN narrowly killed BLACK ORC in a exciting 7 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
GREAT NINE was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
ARCHER was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
B was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
A was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
DENNY'S was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
PETE THE PUMA was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
BLAH 222 was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
PLAIN BAGEL was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
CLARENCE was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
CRAZY TOWN was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
SILVER SAND was executed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SARAH PALIN was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
SWAN was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
LOTTO was demolished by DRAFTY BAFFOON in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
GIG was beaten by THE WEED WHACKER in a 2 minute master's Challenge Title conflict.
TIME was vanquished by BERRY THE CHOPPER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
TSUHNAMI was viciously subdued by ANY QUIZ in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge fray.
POORLY SUHTED was devastated by PRISONER 431 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
COTTONTAIL was overpowered by FLYING THUNDER in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BOJANGLES viciously subdued SOFTY CHEESE in a popular 2 minute master's competition.
LOC was vanquished by POINTY STICK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TURLTE TRILL handily defeated MAIL TRAIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven duel.
TIN WOMAN was savagely defeated by YO SOY FIESTA in a 6 minute veteran's fight.
MONEY MARK overpowered SALSA CALIENTE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
EAZY was demolished by MEGA GATOR VS PREDAT in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
IHOP was vanquished by GUILTY CONSCIENCE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
BLACKHEART WIND overpowered THE LAW FIRM in a 1 minute uneven competition.
STEALING overpowered FAT OLD SUN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KANE vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
VOMIT was overpowered by QUEENSBRIDGE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
STOAT STOUT executed GRONK SPIKE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FRACTURE viciously subdued CARS in a action packed 1 minute gory master's match.
TROPHY WIFE was bested by THE BLUE ROOM in a 2 minute battle.
MALCORN MATZAH BALL was demolished by AORTA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BIG UPS was defeated by STARRY BREW in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
OTTOMAN EMPIRE was demolished by CUP O TEA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NOSE-FACE KILLER overpowered PEELING MOON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
PRISONER 333 handily defeated CESPEDES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PARAGON overpowered SLOPPY STEVE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
POKEY vanquished LITTLE KATY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ZULU handily defeated SCHMEARACLE in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
WATCHING SCOTTY DIE devastated GRAB 'EM BY THE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DOUBLE DOWN handily defeated MUY CALIENTE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GUAPO was overpowered by BIG in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
DIAPER MAN overpowered US AND THEM in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ARBY'S viciously subdued BLURRY BEE in a exciting 3 minute brutal duel.
SWEATY FIST viciously subdued BUCK RATE in a 4 minute novice vs. veteran upset bout.
THE RED ROOM handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
THE RAIN SONG beat LAWSUHT in a 2 minute struggle.
FRANKLIN subdued BURRITO in a 2 minute amateur's battle.
NEFARIOUS BEN narrowly defeated RELENTLESS in a exciting 4 minute novice's brawl.
HURMPH was devastated by SUHTURE in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
EMELIO won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
THE DAWG was defeated by CAUTERIZER in a 3 minute brawl.
KIM JON-IL unbelievably bested SESAME BAGEL in a exciting 2 minute brutal contest.
DARTH VADER defeated SHAMBLING MOUND in a exciting 3 minute duel.
ALBERT EINSTEIN unbelievably bested THE CROSS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
MUSHROOM STAMP overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MUY MALO overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SESAME BAGEL vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 23 STRIKING ATTACK 37 - 18 - 4 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 18 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 10 - 4 62 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 16 PARRY-LUNGE 23 - 15 - 1 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 15 PARRY-RIPOSTE 16 - 13 - 1 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 LUNGING ATTACK 46 - 38 - 3 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 AIMED BLOW 63 - 53 - 1 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 TOTAL PARRY 23 - 30 - 2 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 18 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 16 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
Turn 284 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 3 AIMED BLOW 11 - 12 3 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 10 3 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 4 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 5 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 12 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK MONEY MARK -16641 12 4 1 123 FINGER LICKIN (8407)
AIMED BLOW MEGA GATOR VS PRED -31868 22 17 1 117 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896)
PARRY-LUNGE SALSA CALIENTE -30208 20 18 0 108 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)
WALL OF STEEL MAIL TRAIN -32611 15 7 0 102 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)
LUNGING ATTACK POINTY STICK -8643 13 8 0 102 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896)
TOTAL PARRY TIN WOMAN -22932 14 4 0 98 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)
SLASHING ATTACK STOAT STOUT -8545 10 9 3 92 HOME BREWS (5449)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SALSA CALIENTE -30208. The most popular warrior
this turn was ANY QUIZ -31794. The ten other most popular fighters were YO SOY
FIESTA -17330, SWEATY FIST -7975, THE WEED WHACKER -28770, ARBY'S -8118, SESAME BAGEL
-8660, RELENTLESS -8738, BOJANGLES -18502, TURLTE TRILL -9608, STARRY BREW -18363,
and FRACTURE -18466.
The least popular fighter this week was SHAMBLING MOUND -8012. The other ten least
popular fighters were HURMPH -8741, BUCK RATE -8452, US AND THEM -7990, GRAB 'EM BY
THE -8331, SLOPPY STEVE -7986, CESPEDES -8231, PEELING MOON -22928, OTTOMAN EMPIRE
-7995, GRONK SPIKE -17329, and FAT OLD SUN -9176.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
MEGA GATOR VS PREDAT (84--31868) BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.