DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/23/2019    Duedate: 06/05/2019

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 285

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MONEY MARK
FINGER LICKIN (8407)
(84-48895) [13-4-1,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MONEY MARK                     PRISONER 333
FINGER LICKIN (8407)           DUNGEON CELL 33 (1303)
(84-48895) [13-4-1,125]        (84-6896) [3-1-0,60]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

MAIL TRAIN                     POORLY SUHTED
A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)          SUHT YOURSELF (9407)
(84-32925) [16-7-0,105]        (84-56436) [10-20-0,73]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

AREAS IN FEAR (5451)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIXED FRUIT (7201)            27 
2. OPEN SHOP (4750)              21    DIGNITY (5773)
3. BUCKY FELLINI (7882)          19    Unchartered Team
4. SUHT YOURSELF (9407)          18 
5. WINDOW CRAWL (6373)           16    DUNGEON CELL 33 (1303)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2 SAD SPRING XIII (9663)    12   2  1 85.7   1/18 AREAS IN FEAR (5451)      4  0 0
 2- 3 REIGN 2 (3149)             9   3  1 75.0   2/ 5 THE BIG BLEED (8732)      4  2 0
 3/ 1*DUNGEON CELL 33 (1303)     3   1  0 75.0   3/19 MIXED FRUIT (7201)        4  3 2
 4/ 5 DIGNITY (5773)            31  13  3 70.5   4- 1 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      4  4 0
 5/ 0 THIRSTY THUGS 0511 (6319) 14   6  1 70.0   5/11 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      4  8 0
 6/ 6 WC ALLSTARS (5444)        26  12  0 68.4   6/17 GO NOW (5910)             3  0 0
 7/11 AREAS IN FEAR (5451)      19  10  0 65.5   7- 7 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)  3  1 0
 8- 8 THE MOTHERSHIP CH  (8336) 43  24  2 64.2   8- 2 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 3  1 0
 9/ 9 GO NOW (5910)             25  14  2 64.1   9- 3 INTERNATIONAL DRIV (7165) 3  2 0
10/10 FINGER LICKIN (8407)      30  17  3 63.8  10/43 BUCKY FELLINI (7882)      3  3 0
11-12*OBELISK 001 (8138)        11   7  0 61.1  11/ 8*ERB VICTORS (6419)        3  4 0
12-13 BEST TP EVER! (7092)      12   8  1 60.0  12-13 BEST TP EVER! (7092)      2  0 1
13/14 REVIEW 2 (8408)           22  15  2 59.5  13/23 HOME BREWS (5449)         2  0 1
14-15 THE SUPERHEROES (8635)    11   8  1 57.9  14-14 DOODS II (847)            2  0 1
15-16 ABSURD HEROES XI (8369)   16  12  2 57.1  15-15 SAD SPRING XIII (9663)    2  0 0
16-17 INTERNATIONAL DRIV (7165) 63  53  4 54.3  16/24 XCOM BETA (7965)          2  0 0
17-18 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     64  59  1 52.0  17- 6 ABSURD HEROES XI (8369)   2  0 0
18/20 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     41  38  2 51.9  18/26 REVIEW 2 (8408)           2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19 XCOM OPS (7968)           17  16  0 51.5  19-16 NAMED BY HANNAH (6426)    2  0 0
20/21 DEAD WORLD (7602)         32  31  1 50.8  20/29 STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)   2  0 0
21-22 4-LETTER TOYS (8500)       6   6  0 50.0  21/31*LED ZEPPELIN (4455)       2  0 0
22/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 1513 (9167)  3   3  0 50.0  22- 4 ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    2  1 0
23/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 1504 (9176)  1   1  0 50.0  23/36 LEGEND CONTINUES (9257)   2  1 0
24-24 NAMED BY HANNAH (6426)     8   9  0 47.1  24/38 FINGER LICKIN (8407)      2  1 0
25-25 REIGN (2949)              15  17  1 46.9  25/41 DIGNITY (5773)            2  1 0
26/28 BUCKY FELLINI (7882)      29  33  0 46.8  26-20*OBELISK 001 (8138)        2  2 0
27-26 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    42  49  3 46.2  27/48 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       2  2 0
28/23 DUNGEON CELL 43 (1837)     6   7  0 46.2  28/49 WC ALLSTARS (5444)        2  2 0
29/31 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       23  27  0 46.0  29/ 9 DUNGEON CELL 43 (1837)    2  2 0
30/35 HOME BREWS (5449)         15  19  3 44.1  30-21 THE MOTHERSHIP CH  (8336) 2  3 0
31-30 THE DONALD (9408)         57  73  3 43.8  31-10 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   2  5 0
32-32 DOODS II (847)             7   9  1 43.7  32-34 REIGN 2 (3149)            1  0 1
33/37*OPEN SHOP (4750)           7   9  0 43.7  33/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 1513 (9167) 1  0 0
34/29 THE BIG BLEED (8732)      17  22  1 43.6  34/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 1504 (9176) 1  0 0
35/ 4*ERB VICTORS (6419)         3   4  0 42.9  35-25 XCOM OPS (7968)           1  0 0
36-34 BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 51  69  2 42.5  36/ 0 THIRSTY THUGS 0511 (6319) 1  0 0
37/41 LEGEND CONTINUES (9257)    8  11  1 42.1  37-35 THE SUPERHEROES (8635)    1  1 0
38/39 XCOM BETA (7965)          10  14  0 41.7  38-37 4-LETTER TOYS (8500)      1  1 0
39/27 QUEEZY (6866)              5   7  0 41.7  39-39 COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    1  1 0
40/33 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       49  69  6 41.5  40/51 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     1  1 0
41-36 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)  20  29  3 40.8  41/52*OPEN SHOP (4750)          1  1 0
42-38 ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    28  43  0 39.4  42/33*DUNGEON CELL 33 (1303)    1  1 0
43/42 STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)   17  29  0 37.0  43/47 DEAD WORLD (7602)         1  2 0
44/46 MIXED FRUIT (7201)        13  23  3 36.1  44/40 QUEEZY (6866)             1  2 0
45/44 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      45  86  2 34.4  45-44*JEWISH BUFFET (5887)      1  3 0
46-45 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      43  86  3 33.3  46-45 EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     1  4 0
47-47 GOD'S SON (6913)           7  17  0 29.2  47-22 THE DONALD (9408)         1  7 0
48/52*LED ZEPPELIN (4455)        2   6  0 25.0  48/12 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       1 10 0
49-49*JEWISH BUFFET (5887)       5  16  0 23.8  49-46 GOD'S SON (6913)          0  4 0
50-50 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   24  86  1 21.8  50/ 0*LEVEE CRASH (5763)        0  1 0
51/ 0*LEVEE CRASH (5763)         1   4  0 20.0  51-42 REIGN (2949)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt BLACKSTONE will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as UNGENTLE BENS is pushed out of top team by AREAS IN FEAR, who came 
from 18th with a 2-0-0 this turn.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as AREAS IN FEAR's 19-10-0 has earned them 1st 
place in the ranks.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for 
MIXED FRUIT tonight, to honor their rise to 3rd after this turns 2-1-1.  Hmmm.  Now, 
what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  GO NOW has turned a 1-0-0 into 
6th place from 17th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for 
who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as BUCKY FELLINI's 29-33-0 has earned them 
10th place in the ranks.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks 
for LEGEND CONTINUES tonight, to honor their rise to 23rd after this turns 1-0-0.  
Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, 
seeing as FINGER LICKIN's 30-17-3 has earned them 24th place in the ranks.  Now, what 
did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  DIGNITY has turned a 1-0-0 into 25th 
place from 41st.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as WINDOW CRAWL's 23-27-0 has earned them 27th 
place in the ranks.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for WC 
ALLSTARS tonight, to honor their rise to 28th after this turns 2-0-0.  Hmmm.  DUNGEON 
CELL 43 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 9th to 29th this turn, 
with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this 
morning?  A LOT TO LAUGH has turned a 1-0-0 into 40th place from 51st.  Give me the 
recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping 
Blade, seeing as OPEN SHOP's 7-9-0 has earned them 41st place in the ranks.  It 
doesn't rain, but it pours for BODY BY OTTO this turn, a 0-3-0 causing a 36 flight 
drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  And let's see, SCHMEARACLE 
fought DANGEROUS CRIMINAL and gained 21 points and contributed to OPEN SHOP's 1-0-0.  
PRISONER 431 has lost to KANE, falling 8 points, while helping make DUNGEON CELL 43 a 
0-1-0 turn.  Due to its absence and inability to defend the throne, THE WEED WHACKER 
has lost the title of Duelmaster.  We should ask MONEY MARK about the thrill of 
victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, he's now the one to 
ask.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing 
fighters do dishes at The Dripping Blade until they win.  Maybe?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  DUNGEON CELL 43 has cause to stand 
tall, as they were BLACKSTONE's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a 
team to beat.  And avoiding DUNGEON CELL 43 more than any other team we find WINDOW 
CRAWL.  BLACKSTONE, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most 
challenged warrior this turn was SUHT YOURSELF's warrior POORLY SUHTED.  More 
fighters challenged her than challenged the Duelmaster!   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  BLURRY BEE must have surprised 
MIXED FRUIT this turn, after they sent him to the Dark Arena, but the Dark Arena 
couldn't hold him!  Is it really true that BLACKSTONE has more dishwashers per capita 
that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, BLACKSTONE, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in BLACKSTONE, but never good to 
wear out my welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my 
pen sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MONEY MARK 48895             13   4  1 125         FINGER LICKIN (8407)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE WEED WHACKER 36766        8   9  0 193         NAMED BY HANNAH (6426)    
-DRAFTY BAFFOON 4340           7   9  1 191         DOODS II (847)            
-TURLTE TRILL 55928           12   2  1 118         SAD SPRING XIII (9663)    
-YO SOY FIESTA 48206          11   1  0 117         THE MOTHERSHIP CH I (8336)
-BOJANGLES 47034              17  12  3 106         INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
 MAIL TRAIN 32925             16   7  0 105         A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)     
-ROCKET POWER 51330           14   7  0 104         ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    
 KANE 53757                    8   3  1 103         LEGEND CONTINUES (9257)   
-POINTY STICK 56893           13   8  0 102         BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 
 TIN WOMAN 42604              15   4  0 100         WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       
 EAZY 30921                   12   2  0  97         WC ALLSTARS (5444)        
 GUILTY CONSCIENCE 33739      11   4  1  97         GO NOW (5910)             
 SOFTY CHEESE 43781           15  16  0  96         DEAD WORLD (7602)         
 STOAT STOUT 56991            11   9  3  95         HOME BREWS (5449)         
 STEALING 48901               11   7  1  93         REVIEW 2 (8408)           

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOC 57111                    14   4  0  88         WC ALLSTARS (5444)        
 SHAWNA 56524                  7   2  0  88         THIRSTY THUGS 0511 (6319) 
-GIG 54537                    12  27  0  86         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
 BLACKHEART WIND 32921        12   6  3  85         DIGNITY (5773)            
 PRISONER 431 10161            6   6  0  81         DUNGEON CELL 43 (1837)    
-QUEENSBRIDGE 57361            7   1  0  78         COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    
-ANY QUIZ 33742                9   5  0  74         GO NOW (5910)             
-RAYMUNDO 56930                5   2  0  74         ONLY THAT REAL! (8813)    
 POORLY SUHTED 56436          10  20  0  73         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
 THE BLUE ROOM 56997           6   0  0  72         AREAS IN FEAR (5451)      
 LOTTO 54527                  12  16  3  71         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
-IHOP 50248                   12   8  0  70         INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
 TSUHNAMI 56852                9  18  1  70         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
-FRACTURE 47070                7   2  0  70         OBELISK 001 (8138)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FAT OLD SUN 56360            10  24  1  69         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TROPHY WIFE 54521            11  19  0  62         THE DONALD (9408)         
-BERRY THE CHOPPER 47036       6   2  1  62         INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
-PARAGON 41955                 4   9  0  62         THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)  
-CARS 49565                    6   6  0  60         4-LETTER TOYS (8500)      
 PRISONER 333 6896             3   1  0  60         DUNGEON CELL 33 (1303)    
 AORTA 50838                   5   9  1  59         THE BIG BLEED (8732)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLYING THUNDER 56613          5   5  0  56         XCOM OPS (7968)           
 VOMIT 39348                   5   7  0  56         QUEEZY (6866)             
 CUP O TEA 57312               3   1  0  55         STUCK IN THE MUD (5452)   
 STARRY BREW 47173             4   4  0  54         MIXED FRUIT (7201)        
 WATCHING SCOTTY DIE 45465     4   2  0  54         BUCKY FELLINI (7882)      
-THE LAW FIRM 48205            8   8  1  53         THE MOTHERSHIP CH I (8336)
-NOSE-FACE KILLER 48203        9   7  1  52         THE MOTHERSHIP CH I (8336)
 SCHMEARACLE 57354             3   3  0  52         OPEN SHOP (4750)          
 DOUBLE DOWN 57437             4   1  0  50         XCOM BETA (7965)          
-ZULU 57239                    4   6  0  49         THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)  
-MALCORN MATZAH BALL 33625     4   3  0  49         JEWISH BUFFET (5887)      
-WINDI 16701                   6   8  0  46         REIGN (2949)              
-TIME 57052                    6  16  0  46         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   
-CAPTAIN PARADISE 48655        2   3  1  46         ABSURD HEROES XI (8369)   
 POKEY 56464                   8   4  0  41         THE BIG BLEED (8732)      
 PEELING MOON 42608            2   2  0  41         WINDOW CRAWL (6373)       
 CUSS EPEE 53202               3   3  0  40         THIRSTY THUGS 1513 (9167) 
 THE RED ROOM 56995            5   2  0  39         AREAS IN FEAR (5451)      
-DIAPER MAN 50292              3   3  0  37         THE SUPERHEROES (8635)    
-SLOPPY STEVE 57550            5   1  0  34         THE DONALD (9408)         

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COTTONTAIL 57050              6   9  0  33         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
-SWEATY FIST 57561             4   0  1  33         BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0 (5896) 
 BLURRY BEE 47174              2   4  1  33         MIXED FRUIT (7201)        
-BIG 57538                     2   0  0  32         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
-ARBY'S 57418                  8   6  0  31         INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
-GRAB 'EM BY THE 57205         6   9  0  31         THE DONALD (9408)         
-BIG UPS 48204                 6   4  0  30         THE MOTHERSHIP CH I (8336)
 BUCK RATE 57084               1   5  0  30         BUCKY FELLINI (7882)      
-MUY CALIENTE 57463            1   2  0  27         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
-MUSHROOM STAMP 57527          1   0  0  27         THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)  
-NEFARIOUS BEN 57568           3   0  0  24         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BREAD MISTRESS 48656          2   2  0  23         ABSURD HEROES XI (8369)   
-EMELIO 47072                  2   0  0  23         OBELISK 001 (8138)        
 THE RAIN SONG 25069           2   2  0  22         LED ZEPPELIN (4455)       
 CAUTERIZER 56841              2   0  0  22         THE BIG BLEED (8732)      
 OTTOMAN EMPIRE 57541          4   4  0  20         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
-LITTLE KATY 57532             4   4  0  20         THE DONALD (9408)         
-CESPEDES 57305                3   2  1  20         THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)  
-SHAMBLING MOUND 57524         0   1  0  17         COLLEGE RADIO X (7282)    
 ALBERT EINSTEIN 36727         1   1  0  16         ERB VICTORS (6419)        
-SESAME BAGEL 57026            1   0  0  15         JEWISH BUFFET (5887)      
-FRANKLIN 57557                1   2  0  15         UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      
-THE CROSS 47042               0   1  0  15         GOD'S SON (6913)          
 KIM JON-IL 36729              1   1  0  14         ERB VICTORS (6419)        
-GUAPO 57493                   4   1  0  13         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
-MUY MALO 57553                1   0  0  13         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
 HOME NAVEL 53244              1   0  0  11         THIRSTY THUGS 1504 (9176) 
-DARTH VADER 36728             1   0  0   9         ERB VICTORS (6419)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEAN FLOOD 34439              0   1  0   7         LEVEE CRASH (5763)        
-THE DAWG 47069                1   1  0   6         OBELISK 001 (8138)        
-RELENTLESS 56798              0   1  0   5         GOD'S SON (6913)          
-BURRITO 57554                 1   1  0   4         EL CAMINO:TRES (5118)     
-HURMPH 56795                  1   1  0   4         OBELISK 001 (8138)        
-SESAME BAGEL 56876            0   1  0   1         JEWISH BUFFET (5887)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GROTTO 57440            6  2 0 BODY BY OTTO 9409    DRAFTY BAFFOON 4340   283   
OTTOBOX 57540           2  2 0 BODY BY OTTO 9409    CAPTAIN PARADIS 48655 281  NOT REVENGED
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           BLURRY BEE 47174      285  NONE
MR T 36726              0  1 0 ERB VICTORS 6419     STONE GOLEM           285  NONE
SAINT PLAN 41389        3  3 1 MIXED FRUIT 7201     DARK CHAMPION         285  NONE
NON SUHT 57222          2  4 0 SUHT YOURSELF 9407   PRO IZZ 54712         281  NOT REVENGED
GRONK SPIKE 48207       8  4 0 THE MOTHERSHIP  8336 STOAT STOUT 56991     284   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SAINT PLAN was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BLURRY BEE dispatched HIGH ELF in a action packed 3 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
MR T was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
AORTA was bested by POORLY SUHTED in a popular 4 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
POKEY was demolished by TSUHNAMI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
TIN WOMAN viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 7 minute mismatched fight.
SOFTY CHEESE overcame VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a action packed 5 minute expert's fight.
KANE vanquished PRISONER 431 in a 1 minute uneven duel.
STOAT STOUT savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute gory duel.
GUILTY CONSCIENCE overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
MAIL TRAIN savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 3 minute mismatched match.
EAZY demolished LOTTO in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
MONEY MARK handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided Title conflict.
LOC defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gruesome expert's struggle.
STEALING overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SHAWNA devastated PRISONER 333 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLACKHEART WIND demolished VOMIT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE BLUE ROOM overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CUP O TEA overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WATCHING SCOTTY DIE demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
STARRY BREW devastated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
DOUBLE DOWN overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
OTTOMAN EMPIRE was overpowered by CUSS EPEE in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
PEELING MOON overpowered COTTONTAIL in a 1 minute uneven match.
BUCK RATE luckily beat SUHTURE in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
SCHMEARACLE handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
THE RED ROOM overpowered KIM JON-IL in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
CAUTERIZER overcame ALBERT EINSTEIN in a 2 minute fight.
LAWSUHT was savagely defeated by THE RAIN SONG in a 2 minute gory match.
MEAN FLOOD was overpowered by HOME NAVEL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         STRIKING ATTACK   45 -  19 -  3      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         PARRY-LUNGE       25 -  14 -  1      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  12 -  3      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  35 -  2      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  13 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         AIMED BLOW        59 -  54 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  30 -  3      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  19 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  16 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   4 -  0      20  |

Turn 285 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         5 -  6         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  MONEY MARK -16641          13   4  1  125 FINGER LICKIN (8407)
WALL OF STEEL    MAIL TRAIN -32611          16   7  0  105 A LOT TO LAUGH (5774)
AIMED BLOW       KANE -11779                 8   3  1  103 LEGEND CONTINUES (9257)
TOTAL PARRY      TIN WOMAN -22932           15   4  0  100 WINDOW CRAWL (6373)
SLASHING ATTACK  STOAT STOUT -8545          11   9  3   95 HOME BREWS (5449)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE BLUE ROOM -8539         6   0  0   72 AREAS IN FEAR (5451)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MAIL TRAIN -32611.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was POORLY SUHTED -9100.  The ten other most popular fighters were AORTA -14698, 
MAIL TRAIN -32611, SUHTURE -8002, STOAT STOUT -8545, GUILTY CONSCIENCE -31797, EAZY 
30921, LOC -8425, THE BLUE ROOM -8539, WATCHING SCOTTY DIE -20071, and THE RAIN SONG 
25069.

The least popular fighter this week was MEAN FLOOD -31097.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KIM JON-IL -28807, COTTONTAIL -8486, VOMIT -26188, PRISONER 333 
6896, LOTTO -11009, PRISONER 431 10161, POKEY -9072, CAUTERIZER -8695, OTTOMAN EMPIRE 
-7995, and STEALING -16635.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MEGA GATOR VS PREDAT (84--31868) BASHUR BRIGADE 2.0