DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/24/2019 Duedate: 11/06/2019
BLACKSTONE ARENA
DM 84 TURN 296
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CASSANDRA SMASHYOUUP
FLOWER CHILDREN (6249)
(84-35703) [12-4-0,123]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CASSANDRA SMASHYOUUP FLORA CAPASSO
FLOWER CHILDREN (6249) SIMPLY THE BEST (1935)
(84-35703) [12-4-0,123] (84-10708) [5-3-1,87]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
TSUHNAMI BILLY JOE
SUHT YOURSELF (9407) THIRSTY THUGS 0504 (6459)
(84-56852) [12-22-1,81] (84-36935) [9-12-0,88]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BODY BY OTTO (9409)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BODY BY OTTO (9409) 24
2. AM02 (7058) 22 FLOWER CHILDREN (6249)
3. SIMPLY THE BEST (1935) 21 Unchartered Team
4. SUHT YOURSELF (9407) 20
5. THE HEADHUNTERS (7920) 13 INVERSION THERAPY (4734)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*NOT A WORD (7947) 2 0 0 100. 1/ 4 BODY BY OTTO (9409) 5 4 0
2/ 3 FLOWER CHILDREN (6249) 12 4 0 75.0 2/ 3 SUHT YOURSELF (9407) 4 5 0
3/ 2 THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235) 14 5 1 73.7 3/ 5 THIRSTY THUGS 1460 (8841) 3 0 0
4/ 5 THIRSTY THUGS 1460 (8841) 15 6 0 71.4 4/ 6 FLOWER CHILDREN (6249) 3 0 0
5/ 4 SONG FIRE ICE 1 (4330) 8 4 1 66.7 5/14 ALGOPHOBIACS (6250) 3 0 0
6/ 8*INVERSION THERAPY (4734) 6 3 1 66.7 6-10*DRIPPING WITH... (9163) 3 3 0
7- 6*BUBBA'S 20TH ARMY (3157) 2 1 2 66.7 7/ 2 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410) 3 6 1
8- 7*WORLD BLADES (7946) 2 1 0 66.7 8/19*SIMPLY THE BEST (1935) 2 0 1
9/10 AM02 (7058) 15 9 1 62.5 9/11 THIRSTY THUGS 1508 (9172) 2 1 0
10/12*SIMPLY THE BEST (1935) 5 3 1 62.5 10/26 ARREST ASSURED (9413) 2 1 0
11/ 9 SOUP FORCES 31 (3753) 13 9 0 59.1 11/12 THE HEADHUNTERS (7920) 2 1 0
12/13 ALGOPHOBIACS (6250) 10 7 0 58.8 12/23 AM02 (7058) 2 1 0
13/14 THE HEADHUNTERS (7920) 18 14 0 56.2 13/15 THIRSTY THUGS 0504 (6459) 2 1 0
14/18 THIRSTY THUGS 1508 (9172) 9 9 2 50.0 14/24*INVERSION THERAPY (4734) 2 1 0
15-16 MORNING FIX (9445) 16 17 1 48.5 15/ 7 SONG FIRE ICE 1 (4330) 2 1 0
16-17*DRIPPING WITH... (9163) 9 10 0 47.4 16/18 UNGENTLE BENS (9411) 2 2 0
17/ 0 THIRSTY THUGS 1323 (6218) 10 12 0 45.5 17-20*NOT A WORD (7947) 1 0 0
18/20 THE DONALD (9408) 61 80 3 43.3 18/ 0 THIRSTY THUGS 1323 (6218) 1 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/19 THIRSTY THUGS 0504 (6459) 9 12 0 42.9 19-22*BUBBA'S 20TH ARMY (3157) 1 1 1
20/21 BODY BY OTTO (9409) 59 80 6 42.4 20-25 MORNING FIX (9445) 1 1 0
21/24 SUHT YOURSELF (9407) 54 97 2 35.8 21/13 THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235) 1 2 0
22/26 ARREST ASSURED (9413) 14 26 1 35.0 22/16 SOUP FORCES 31 (3753) 1 2 0
23/25 UNGENTLE BENS (9411) 48 93 3 34.0 23/28 THE DONALD (9408) 0 3 0
24/28 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410) 29 100 2 22.5 24-29*WORLD BLADES (7946) 0 1 0
25-30*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (6703) 0 2 0 0.0 25-30*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (6703) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon BLACKSTONE,
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! BODY BY OTTO, in a display of the humbleness
and generosity for which they are known throughout BLACKSTONE, missed the turn to
give up Top Spot! Managers were muttering after SIMPLY THE BEST showed BLACKSTONE
what they could do: 1-0-0 to move up by 11. Like a chunk of francium heaved into a
wet pond, ARREST ASSURED blew up the rankings to 16! Perhaps it is AM02 members'
intannibility that enabled them to move from 23rd to 12th last week... (Less time in
the sun...) He who laughs last didn't get the joke. Speaking of laughing at jokes,
observe SONG FIRE ICE 1. Last week they got 0-1-0 to drop by 8! Win some, lose
some. Speaking of which, FLORA CAPASSO was winsome, after beating ENTRAILS and
seeing it lose 16 points. The arena was more crowded than usual this time, as FAT
OLD SUN faced BLACKSTONE's Duelmaster. THENDYRA successfully staved off a grab for
the roses by FAT OLD SUN of PINKEST OF FLOYD. Does BLACKSTONE have no one talented
enough to dethrone her? Word has it one team in BLACKSTONE is using psychics to
predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! To quell some nasty rumors, the guys
in SUHT YOURSELF are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. As
a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of SONG FIRE ICE 1, so did that sorry
team shy from SUHT YOURSELF Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities?
Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, ENTRAILS is the most challenged warrior. Place
your bets! TROPHY WIFE is the long shot of the week: they challenged MUDDY HERETIC,
up by 75. It's not whether you win or lose, but how many points you get (1). Right,
TROPHY WIFE? KANPOV found himself challenged by a warrior 18 below: TERRIFIC.
TERRIFIC of AM02 kept hers wits as she subdued KANPOV.
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the
arena. A certain tavern in BLACKSTONE would I avoid!
Leave me now, you base fools! As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my
control, I must take my leave of this place. BLACKSTONE, I leave you now. The
Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Warty Toad. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny
Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CASSANDRA SMASHYOUUP 35703 12 4 0 123 FLOWER CHILDREN (6249)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CAHILL 45826 13 6 0 114 THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)
TERRIFIC 40487 15 9 1 109 AM02 (7058)
KANPOV 35631 14 5 1 106 THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235)
DIZZY GREED 53226 9 9 2 100 THIRSTY THUGS 1508 (9172)
CUCUMBER 21062 13 9 0 96 SOUP FORCES 31 (3753)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FAT OLD SUN 56360 11 30 1 90 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)
BILLY JOE 36935 9 12 0 88 THIRSTY THUGS 0504 (6459)
FLORA CAPASSO 10708 5 3 1 87 SIMPLY THE BEST (1935)
TSUHNAMI 56852 12 22 1 81 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)
LOTTO 54527 13 22 3 80 BODY BY OTTO (9409)
POORLY SUHTED 56436 12 24 0 80 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUBINSTEIN 35548 9 12 0 76 THIRSTY THUGS 1323 (6218)
TROPHY WIFE 54521 12 23 0 69 THE DONALD (9408)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ENTRAILS 24421 8 4 1 64 SONG FIRE ICE 1 (4330)
OTTOMAN EMPIRE 57541 10 5 0 60 BODY BY OTTO (9409)
-FRIED CHEESE 53180 5 0 0 60 DRIPPING WITH... (9163)
TIME 57052 8 21 0 57 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOLICITATION 54546 9 7 1 55 ARREST ASSURED (9413)
COTTONTAIL 57050 9 12 0 55 BODY BY OTTO (9409)
LAWSUHT 57409 6 7 0 39 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)
STATIONARY GIANT 26663 3 1 1 39 INVERSION THERAPY (4734)
-SWAGOO 53183 2 3 0 37 DRIPPING WITH... (9163)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CHILLAX 45981 2 0 0 27 NOT A WORD (7947)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LUCKY LOU 38400 0 2 0 18 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 7 (6703)
-SARCASM 53181 2 3 0 17 DRIPPING WITH... (9163)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ALBERT EINSTEIN 36727 1 3 0 ERB VICTORS 6419 POKEY 56464 292 NOT REVENGED
BIG 57538 4 2 0 UNGENTLE BENS 9411 FLORA CAPASSO 10708 294
SAN LUCAS 45974 2 1 0 WORLD BLADES 7946 US AND THEM 57546 295
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FAT OLD SUN was devastated by THENDYRA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TROPHY WIFE was demolished by MUDDY HERETIC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TERRIFIC vanquished KANPOV in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
FLORA CAPASSO overpowered ENTRAILS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CASSANDRA SMASHYOUUP devastated LOTTO in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
DIZZY GREED devastated POORLY SUHTED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
CAHILL overpowered CUCUMBER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
GIG viciously subdued BILLY JOE in a popular 5 minute gruesome expert's duel.
RUBINSTEIN vanquished TIME in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
TSUHNAMI overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SOLICITATION overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OTTOMAN EMPIRE devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
COTTONTAIL demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gory mismatched match.
US AND THEM was handily defeated by STATIONARY GIANT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LAWSUHT defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute expert vs. beginner struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 1 - 1 80 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 14 - 1 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 42 - 26 - 5 62 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 7 - 2 59 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 8 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 42 - 31 - 3 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 LUNGING ATTACK 31 - 29 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 21 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 15 - 0 29 |
Turn 296 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK CASSANDRA SMASHYOU -29833 12 4 0 123 FLOWER CHILDREN (6249)
SLASHING ATTACK CAHILL -19710 13 6 0 114 THE HEADHUNTERS (7920)
AIMED BLOW KANPOV -29905 14 5 1 106 THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CUCUMBER 21062 13 9 0 96 SOUP FORCES 31 (3753)
STRIKING ATTACK FLORA CAPASSO 10708 5 3 1 87 SIMPLY THE BEST (1935)
WALL OF STEEL SOLICITATION -10990 9 7 1 55 ARREST ASSURED (9413)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TSUHNAMI -8684. The most popular warrior this turn
was BILLY JOE -28601. The ten other most popular fighters were GIG -10999,
COTTONTAIL -8486, DIZZY GREED -12310, FLORA CAPASSO 10708, CASSANDRA SMASHYOUUP
-29833, RUBINSTEIN -29988, STATIONARY GIANT 26663, LAWSUHT -8127, TERRIFIC -25049,
and ENTRAILS 24421.
The least popular fighter this week was US AND THEM -7990. The other ten least
popular fighters were CUCUMBER 21062, LOTTO -11009, KANPOV -29905, TIME -8484, POORLY
SUHTED -9100, TROPHY WIFE -11015, FAT OLD SUN -9176, OTTOMAN EMPIRE -7995,
SOLICITATION -10990, and TSUHNAMI -8684.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MUDDY HERETIC (84--14045) THIRSTY THUGS 1460