DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/13/2020 Duedate: 02/26/2020
BLACKSTONE ARENA
DM 84 TURN 304
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SAROKITH
DUB O DUBS (5446)
(84-30929) [20-11-0,176]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SAROKITH EFFUSE AIRLINE
DUB O DUBS (5446) ORL 2013T (7002)
(84-30929) [20-11-0,176] (84-40173) [6-2-0,140]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
TSUHNAMI RACECAR
SUHT YOURSELF (9407) MARGANA MAET (9193)
(84-56852) [16-23-1,111] (84-53419) [9-3-0,92]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DRIPPING WITH... (9163)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DRIPPING WITH... (9163) 61
2. DUNGEON DONT'S (5888) 33 THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235)
3. ERRONE (8231) 29 Unchartered Team
4. R.I.P. (7164) 26
5. MRI (8681) 22 POSITION IS EMPTY
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*GENERATION Y (2421) 7 0 0 100. 1/ 0*DRIPPING WITH... (9163) 4 1 0
2/ 0*PUB CRAWLERS 11 (7678) 1 0 0 100. 2/ 3 DEVIL DOGS (2867) 4 3 0
3/ 0*LEFTOVER LEGION (4640) 1 0 0 100. 3/ 9*R.I.P. (7164) 4 4 1
4/ 0*ERROR X (4343) 4 1 0 80.0 4/ 8 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287) 4 4 0
5/ 4*ORL 2013T (7002) 7 2 0 77.8 5/ 1 DUB O DUBS (5446) 3 0 0
6- 6*MOMMA'S BOY (9166) 6 2 0 75.0 6- 4*EL CAMINO GUAPO (5116) 3 2 0
7/ 0*BUBBA'S FACTION (6824) 3 1 0 75.0 7/15 ERR11 (9265) 2 0 0
8/ 2*THE MENTORS RETURN (6784) 3 1 0 75.0 8/34 THIRSTY THUGS 1451 (8850) 2 1 0
9/ 0 THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235) 15 6 1 71.4 9/ 7 BEER BEFORE BEER (7929) 2 1 0
10/ 5 08JL25A (857) 10 4 0 71.4 10/39*PROJECT MAYHEM 12 (8172) 2 1 0
11/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR AAB (3714) 5 2 0 71.4 11/30 ERRTWO (8232) 2 1 0
12/ 9 ERR11 (9265) 9 4 0 69.2 12/35 ERRFIVE (8235) 2 1 0
13/ 7*070910H (2754) 6 3 0 66.7 13/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715) 2 1 0
14/ 0*EVIL CLOWNS (4715) 2 1 0 66.7 14/ 0 BRIGHT (8337) 2 3 0
15/ 0 BRIGHT (8337) 45 26 2 63.4 15/12 CRAZY 88 15 (2086) 2 5 0
16-10 LESS THAN ZERO (6197) 10 6 0 62.5 16-38*PROJECT MAYHEM 3 (8163) 1 0 1
17-11 AM02 (7058) 18 11 1 62.1 17/ 0*MRI (8681) 1 0 0
18/ 0 ERRONE (8231) 13 8 0 61.9 18/ 0*BEFORE & AFTER (8747) 1 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR AAE (5191) 3 2 0 60.0 19/46 THE DONALD (9408) 1 0 0
20/25*ERROR J (4169) 3 2 0 60.0 20/ 0 ERRONE (8231) 1 0 0
21-12 THE PRODUCERS (5447) 24 17 0 58.5 21/ 0*PUB CRAWLERS 11 (7678) 1 0 0
22/14 DUB O DUBS (5446) 20 15 0 57.1 22/ 0*BEAST UNIT (7157) 1 0 0
23/ 0*BEAST UNIT (7157) 4 3 0 57.1 23/ 0*BUBBA'S FACTION (6824) 1 0 0
24/17 MARGANA MAET (9193) 9 7 0 56.2 24-18 LESS THAN ZERO (6197) 1 0 0
25/ 0 ERROR U (4344) 10 8 1 55.6 25/ 0 THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235) 1 0 0
26/ 0*ERRSIX (8236) 5 4 0 55.6 26/41*ANIME LEGENDS 10 (6358) 1 0 0
27-15 DIVINE HERITAGE (2945) 45 38 2 54.2 27-20 THE PRODUCERS (5447) 1 0 0
28/ 0*DRIPPING WITH... (9163) 13 11 0 54.2 28/ 0*ERROR X (4343) 1 0 0
29/19 BEER BEFORE BEER (7929) 13 11 0 54.2 29/ 0 ERROR U (4344) 1 0 0
30-16*EL CAMINO GUAPO (5116) 14 12 2 53.8 30/ 0*LEFTOVER LEGION (4640) 1 0 0
31-18 INTERNATIONAL DRIV (7165) 73 65 5 52.9 31/ 0*ERROR S (4146) 1 0 0
32/20 ERRTWO (8232) 21 19 0 52.5 32-21 DIVINE HERITAGE (2945) 1 0 0
33/30 ERRFIVE (8235) 15 15 0 50.0 33-23*GENERATION Y (2421) 1 0 0
34/27 HALFWAY CROOKS (7898) 10 10 1 50.0 34-26*JAKARI'S TT04 (540) 1 0 0
35-22*PROJECT MAYHEM 48 (8986) 5 5 0 50.0 35/28 UNGENTLE BENS (9411) 1 1 1
36/13*PROJECT MAYHEM 39 (8977) 4 4 0 50.0 36/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR AAF (5198) 1 1 1
37-24*BUBBA'S 16TH ARMY (2895) 3 3 0 50.0 37-27*CRAZY 88 10 (2081) 1 1 1
38/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR AAG (1938) 2 2 0 50.0 38-11*PROJECT MAYHEM 48 (8986) 1 1 0
39-26*CRAZY 88 10 (2081) 1 1 1 50.0 39/44 MARGANA MAET (9193) 1 1 0
40/ 0*AGE COUNTS (3411) 1 1 0 50.0 40/ 6 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410) 1 1 0
41/ 3*CRAZY 88 14 (2085) 1 1 0 50.0 41/16*ORL 2013T (7002) 1 1 0
42/21 CRAZY 88 15 (2086) 8 9 2 47.1 42-31 AM02 (7058) 1 1 0
43/32 THIRSTY THUGS 1451 (8850) 8 9 0 47.1 43/19*THE MENTORS RETURN (6784) 1 1 0
44/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715) 7 8 0 46.7 44/17*BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822) 1 1 0
45/ 0 DUNGEON DONT'S (5888) 15 18 2 45.5 45/32*ERROR J (4169) 1 1 0
46/31 THIRSTY THUGS 0504 (6459) 13 16 0 44.8 46/24*CRAZY 88 14 (2085) 1 1 0
47/33 THE DONALD (9408) 64 82 3 43.8 47/43 HALFWAY CROOKS (7898) 1 2 1
48-35 ROOKIE QUEEN 29 (695) 6 8 0 42.9 48/ 2 SUHT YOURSELF (9407) 1 2 0
49/37 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287) 29 39 4 42.6 49/36 THIRSTY THUGS 0504 (6459) 1 2 0
50/34 BODY BY OTTO (9409) 67 91 7 42.4 50/ 0 WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814) 1 3 0
51/44*PROJECT MAYHEM 12 (8172) 4 6 2 40.0 51/37 BODY BY OTTO (9409) 1 3 0
52/ 0*ERROR S (4146) 2 3 0 40.0 52/ 0 DUNGEON DONT'S (5888) 1 3 0
53/39 DEVIL DOGS (2867) 19 30 0 38.8 53-40 ROOKIE QUEEN 29 (695) 1 4 0
54-41*JAKARI'S TT04 (540) 8 13 0 38.1 54/42*PROJECT MAYHEM 39 (8977) 0 4 0
55/40 SUHT YOURSELF (9407) 65 106 3 38.0 55/ 0*OTTODROME 134 (7172) 0 4 0
56/38*BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822) 6 10 0 37.5 56-10 INTERNATIONAL DRIV (7165) 0 3 0
57-42 WILD THINGS (6974) 59 103 5 36.4 57- 5 WILD THINGS (6974) 0 2 0
58/43 UNGENTLE BENS (9411) 53 98 4 35.1 58/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR AAE (5191) 0 2 0
59/ 0 ARREST ASSURED (9413) 14 27 1 34.1 59/49*070910H (2754) 0 2 0
60/46*ANIME LEGENDS 10 (6358) 3 6 0 33.3 60/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR AAG (1938) 0 2 0
61/ 0*OTTODROME 134 (7172) 2 4 0 33.3 61/ 0 ARREST ASSURED (9413) 0 1 0
62-45*PROJECT MAYHEM 3 (8163) 2 5 1 28.6 62-29*MOMMA'S BOY (9166) 0 1 0
63/48*R.I.P. (7164) 7 19 1 26.9 63/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 1504 (9176) 0 1 0
64/ 0*BEFORE & AFTER (8747) 2 6 0 25.0 64/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 1502 (9178) 0 1 0
65/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR AAF (5198) 1 3 1 25.0 65/ 0*ERRSIX (8236) 0 1 0
66/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 1504 (9176) 1 3 0 25.0 66/ 0*EVIL CLOWNS (4715) 0 1 0
67/47 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410) 34 106 2 24.3 67/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR AAB (3714) 0 1 0
68/ 0*MRI (8681) 1 4 0 20.0 68/ 0*AGE COUNTS (3411) 0 1 0
69/ 0 WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814) 5 21 2 19.2 69-33*BUBBA'S 16TH ARMY (2895) 0 1 0
70/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 1502 (9178) 0 1 0 0.0 70/25 08JL25A (857) 0 1 0
71-50*OF WOLF & MAN 40 (623) 0 1 0 0.0 71-50*OF WOLF & MAN 40 (623) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Dark Stoicism
The giant sword cut a furrow into the dirt. The night's light reflected from a few
patches on its slowly rusting blade, which rose out through an upturned mouth. The
ricasso head stretched past a crossguard of outstretched hands. The stylized fighter
handle stood on a pommel skull. Two beefy hands grasped the figure's body. The sword
was massive, like the warrior holding it, called Stoic. The sword was sleek and
battle-worn, the warrior was bloated and uncertain. Towering though he was, even under
plates of armor, fat rolls peeked out. One might wonder if the cook decided to go to
war while the soldiers stayed in the kitchen.
Stoic looked back. His manager, memory, had been there just a moment ago, but the tree
line had misted over, obscuring the entrance. He shrugged under the weight of the
armor and looked through his helmet. The moonlight was bright on a clearing in the
forest. All was deadly quiet, night mist roiling. His sollrets clunking through patchy
grass occasionally broke the silence. It would be serene, but he could feel eyes
everywhere and the promise of death. This was not a quiet forest and certainly not the
boisterous and sandy arena he normally fought in. This was the Dark Arena, final
resting spot of the failed gladiator.
* * *
"I can do better. I can! Please!" Stoic pleaded but memory was unmoved. "My decision
is final. You don't have the desire to live a life of war. You have not grown into the
gladiator name I gave you." Stoic was on his knees, begging, searching memory's
unseeing eyes for hope. Memory's mouth tightened as he let out an almost imperceptible
sigh. He pulled the hood of his tight black cloak over his head, turned, and drifted
away.
"Wyvern, please. Surely you can save me?" The trainer put a hand on his shoulder. With
Stoic on his knees, he and the diminutive trainer were eye to eye. An immortal warrior
with many years and many deaths behind her, she did not harbor his fear of the
unknown. "Today's fight is over. Tomorrow we will train for the next." She locked eyes
with him, passing on some of her inner resolve. "Come," she bade, as she led him from
the infirmary back to their training hall.
* * *
A biting pain seared through an exposed flap of skin on his stomach. His mind had
wandered away from the fight. His opponent, a Dark Arena champion, had entered
silently. An elf stood before him, two feet shorter, but standing tall and towering
above Stoic by confidence and bearing if not physical height. He might have been a
glimmering angel, moonbeams dancing on exquisite silver mail. The elf brought his
needle-thin sword up, hilt to face, blade skyward, in honorable warrior salute. He was
sure he had won, and everyone knew it. He had time to honor the walking dead.
* * *
Old Wyvern snaked a short spear under his guard, stopping just short of cutting. She
always used her deadly spear, even in training, such was her skill and control. He had
a greatsword, blunted for training, but massive. "I can barely move it. How can I
train or fight if it's too heavy?" He felt a familiar and painful whack from the blunt
end of Wyvern's spear. "Don't blame the sword. Desire victory and the sword will
move." She struck again and he moved to the side, not moving the sword so much as
standing it in the path of the attack. The parry was unorthodox but successful.
"That'll do. Now strike!"
* * *
Stoic tried to recall his training as the fight continued. It wasn't working. He was
bleeding profusely. He fell back on his reserves of strength and willpower. Slash,
cut, smash... the elf was striking every weak spot in his armor, inflicting damage at
will. Circle, stab, circle, slash, circle, cut. Stoic had been on the ground twice
before struggling to his feet, stumbling and throwing up defenses with little success.
He felt frustrated and clumsy but kept defending. Maybe the attacks were coming more
slowly...
* * *
The arena crowd was restless, only moderately attentive to the morning's rookie
warriors. The sand worked its way between his toes. He was just a boy. His parents did
not love their son so much as an arena bounty. Stoic was scared and slow and the man
in front of him wished him harm. And harm he did. Stoic cowered behind his shield,
without even a weapon. "It's better this way. Rely on your hands. I want to see what
you can do," memory had said. Stoic was bruised and bleeding. His opponent was more
tired than injured, exhausted, really. Under a slowly diminishing rain of blows, Stoic
heard calls from his teammates. "Now strike!" They were yelling frantically. He peered
over his shield to see his opponent, sweating, breathing heavily, grip loosening on
his sword. The attacking gladiator overextended above his head, ready to deliver
another hacking, unopposed blow. Stoic roared upward to his full height, at the same
time sending his shield through the surprised gladiator's face. Blood spattered, he
flipped once and landed face down with a thud, sword flying end over end to land ten
feet away. The crowd gasped for a moment then roared. His team roared. He looked to
see memory, gazing forward blindly as always, but clearly smiling at him.
* * *
Back in the night mist, he was tired and hurt. After a long fight, minutes under this
barrage. It must happen soon. Stoic knew he would die. But he wasn't dead yet. He saw
the elf circling, waiting for another attack. He saw the moonlight and the trees. He
felt the watching eyes. He felt memory and old Wyvern and his team. He knew they could
see. He felt his opponents and all the gladiators in him for this moment. He felt his
parents, who only saw in him a mouth to feed. He saw the high elf, still glistening,
now with sweat -- still looking down on Stoic -- looking down not with haughty
indignation as before, but the desperation of a man trying to chop down a stone tower
and just realizing his error. Stoic saw not confidence but desperation. For the first
time, resignation gave way to fury. "Strike Now," he heard in his mind.
The elf leapt forward, blade flashing. Stoic spun to his right, pulling the massive
blade in his wake. The elf and his blade shot through the spot Stoic had been, then
turned back in disbelief at the unexpected life in his easy quarry. "Strike Now,"
Stoic thought, as he continued his spin, continued his fury, pulling the blade full
circle, letting out a roar that called all the judging eyes to witness.
The blade felt warm in his hand. He struggled to catch his breath. The arc of the
blade had pulled him another half circle away from his opponent. He looked back at the
elf, ready for the next attack. The elf's body stood, head lying on its shoulder, neck
detached entirely where the blade had hewn through. The head's eyes were still open,
judging differently now, askew. Immortal these Dark Arena champions were, and
immortality makes death an odd thing. Stoic fell to his knees, sobbing. The fight was
over. And it might never end.
-- memory
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for BLACKSTONE. Too bad, DUB O DUBS, but
DRIPPING WITH... was just too good to be stopped. I couldn't believe it. Did
THIRSTY THUGS 1451 really go up by 26? If only those guys didn't have so may missing
teeth... Gross! PROJECT MAYHEM 12 had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks
got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 10th team! I couldn't believe it. Did ERRTWO really go
up by 19? If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... Gross! ERRFIVE
had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks got a 2-0-0 and wound up as 12th
team! I couldn't believe it. Did THE DONALD really go up by 27? If only those guys
didn't have so may missing teeth... Gross! ANIME LEGENDS 10 had like a really
albendranius week! Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 26th team! See if I even
talk to any of those losers in PINKEST OF FLOYD again! Didja see where they got
1-1-0? Somebody musta won a lotta fights! Wanna hear about a real loser? Listen to
this--ORL 2013T got 0-1-0 and dropped 25. Didn't see much of them after the fights!
Really, just how far can one team drop in one round? THE MENTORS RETURN dropped 24,
which I think's more than all the other teams combined! Wanna hear about a real
loser? Listen to this--BUBBA'S CREW AA got 0-1-0 and dropped 27. Didn't see much of
them after the fights! See if I even talk to any of those losers in ERROR J again!
Didja see where they got 1-0-0? Somebody musta won a lotta fights! Wanna hear about
a real loser? Listen to this--CRAZY 88 14 got 0-1-0 and dropped 22. Didn't see much
of them after the fights! Really, just how far can one team drop in one round? SUHT
YOURSELF dropped 46, which I think's more than all the other teams combined! See if
I even talk to any of those losers in THIRSTY THUGS 0504 again! Didja see where they
got 0-1-0? Somebody musta won a lotta fights! Wanna hear about a real loser?
Listen to this--BODY BY OTTO got 1-3-0 and dropped 14. Didn't see much of them after
the fights! MVP award for FORGET TORCHES? DUNGEON DONT'S' proud of him after
beating FAT OLD SUN and getting 33 points. Talk about yer big time losers! STEPHEN
HAWKING got smashed by WATER, and lost 23 points! What a putz! CRAZY 54 fights so
hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title. No one said he was a
genius... And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) Oh
well, welcome SAROKITH. Aren't DUB O DUBS proud. (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really
being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? CRAZY 88 15 was the most avoided
team. Is a 8-9-2 record really that scary? I don't know what 08JL25A's been doing.
They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from CRAZY 88 15, that's fer sher.
Like, is BILLY JOE popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of
BLACKSTONE! He's got a 13-16-0, is that good? I'm not so sure OTTOMAN EMPIRE knew
all the facts when he challenged PRODIGY of HALFWAY CROOKS. I saw OTTOMAN EMPIRE
stumbling and dribbling at The Welcome Wench last week... PRODIGY put to death
OTTOMAN EMPIRE, and was I surprised (right!). But its a good thing PRODIGY could
stop laughing long enough to give OTTOMAN EMPIRE a good pounding.
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All BLACKSTONE ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. I'm always kinda bummed when a decent warrior gets killed.
OTTOMAN EMPIRE, of BODY BY OTTO had a 12-8-0 when he got bumped off by PRODIGY. It
was kind of sad, seeing old ZULU stumbling around the arena, before GIG finished it
off. Oh well! I see OTTOMAN EMPIRE got killed by PRODIGY of HALFWAY CROOKS. Now I
want to see some serious Bloodfeud action out there! It was so gross when GIG of
UNGENTLE BENS killed ZULU. They should start making warriors use safer weapons, or
more shields, or something... What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be
out of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAROKITH 30929 20 11 0 176 DUB O DUBS (5446)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRODIGY 45719 10 10 1 161 HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)
BALTIMORE ZOO 45874 12 8 0 156 BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)
-CRAZY 54 11494 8 4 2 148 CRAZY 88 15 (2086)
EFFUSE AIRLINE 40173 6 2 0 140 ORL 2013T (7002)
-DOMINION 16670 15 10 0 113 DIVINE HERITAGE (2945)
TSUHNAMI 56852 16 23 1 111 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)
VAINLY ASSAULT 51536 8 9 0 107 THIRSTY THUGS 1451 (8850)
-BILLABONG 13804 6 0 0 107 GENERATION Y (2421)
UNION 24492 10 8 1 102 ERROR U (4344)
TROPHY WIFE 54521 15 25 0 97 THE DONALD (9408)
BILLY JOE 36935 13 16 0 97 THIRSTY THUGS 0504 (6459)
TEARJERKER 4392 10 4 0 92 08JL25A (857)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RACECAR 53419 9 3 0 92 MARGANA MAET (9193)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LOTTO 54527 15 25 3 89 BODY BY OTTO (9409)
TIME 57052 11 23 0 89 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)
WATER 56764 8 2 0 89 ERRONE (8231)
FAT OLD SUN 56360 13 33 1 87 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)
POORLY SUHTED 56436 13 28 0 87 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)
-BERRY THE CHOPPER 47036 10 5 1 86 INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
-PROPHET'S SONG 3573 6 4 0 86 ROOKIE QUEEN 29 (695)
UNSAVED GOBBLER 15593 6 3 0 79 070910H (2754)
-OEDIPUT REX 53194 6 2 0 77 MOMMA'S BOY (9166)
GROTTO 57440 9 3 0 70 BODY BY OTTO (9409)
FRIED CHEESE 53180 6 0 0 70 DRIPPING WITH... (9163)
SIBLE 53804 8 4 0 69 ERR11 (9265)
HTN 47645 10 10 0 68 ERRFIVE (8235)
-DOS 28839 4 4 2 68 EL CAMINO GUAPO (5116)
STEPHEN HAWKING 48216 12 6 1 67 BRIGHT (8337)
MUSHROOM STAMP 57527 4 2 1 67 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-IHOP 50248 13 11 0 66 INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
ROBERT PAULSON 125 52221 4 2 0 65 PROJECT MAYHEM 39 (8977)
A CANDLE 48208 9 5 0 59 BRIGHT (8337)
SERGEANT 5 20868 4 3 0 59 MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715)
STANK PLUNGER 39128 6 3 0 57 BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COTTONTAIL 57050 10 16 1 53 BODY BY OTTO (9409)
-SLIZZARD 16395 3 2 0 53 BUBBA'S 16TH ARMY (2895)
SWAGOO 53183 3 3 0 52 DRIPPING WITH... (9163)
STOCK EXCHANGE TRADE 47048 2 2 0 52 R.I.P. (7164)
AGENT ORANGE 41037 4 3 0 51 BEAST UNIT (7157)
-ARBY'S 57418 10 10 1 50 INTERNATIONAL DRIVE (7165)
GEORGE BURNS 41109 4 3 1 49 R.I.P. (7164)
SOLICITATION 54546 9 8 1 48 ARREST ASSURED (9413)
ROBERT PAULSON 40 47320 4 3 2 48 PROJECT MAYHEM 12 (8172)
TEXAS SYN 51337 4 6 2 46 WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)
YELLOW SWEATER 48211 5 1 1 45 BRIGHT (8337)
ELFMAN STRAUSS 36405 3 3 0 45 ANIME LEGENDS 10 (6358)
-ELIXEM 3121 3 1 0 44 JAKARI'S TT04 (540)
SERGEANT 1 20862 5 2 0 43 MEDAL OF HONOR AAB (3714)
WEARING BELLS 33632 4 4 0 38 DUNGEON DONT'S (5888)
PARAGON 41955 5 13 0 36 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)
XRVIER 24487 3 1 0 36 ERROR X (4343)
I'LL BITE YOU!! 35360 3 3 0 36 DEVIL DOGS (2867)
SERGEANT 4 20869 2 2 0 36 MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARDLE 23437 2 3 0 33 ERROR S (4146)
SALEH 47647 4 4 0 32 ERRSIX (8236)
MOUNTEBANK 26562 2 1 0 31 EVIL CLOWNS (4715)
BKA 47643 2 2 0 30 ERRFIVE (8235)
MY SMILE 48210 4 1 0 29 BRIGHT (8337)
MEA CULPA 39137 3 1 0 29 BUBBA'S FACTION (6824)
CESPEDES 57305 6 4 1 28 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)
LORD BYRON 45697 3 0 0 27 DEVIL DOGS (2867)
-CRAZY 36 11467 1 1 1 27 CRAZY 88 10 (2081)
FLAT EARTH 57444 4 1 0 26 ERRTWO (8232)
BLOOD CLOT 50540 1 4 0 26 MRI (8681)
SERGEANT 5 10722 2 1 0 25 MEDAL OF HONOR AAG (1938)
PIT DELTA 41163 2 1 0 25 OTTODROME 134 (7172)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JOKER 32175 3 2 0 24 ERROR J (4169)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OPEN BAR 38917 3 1 0 23 THE MENTORS RETURN (6784)
SERGEANT 1 20867 1 3 0 23 MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715)
M.I.T. GRAD 48209 3 0 0 22 BRIGHT (8337)
BONUSES! 57616 1 0 0 20 DRIPPING WITH... (9163)
SERGEANT 1 29320 2 1 0 19 MEDAL OF HONOR AAE (5191)
AMY WINEHOUSE 41108 1 2 0 19 R.I.P. (7164)
SARCASM 53181 2 4 0 18 DRIPPING WITH... (9163)
SERGEANT 1 29355 1 2 1 18 MEDAL OF HONOR AAF (5198)
SERGEANT 4 29322 1 1 0 18 MEDAL OF HONOR AAE (5191)
TURKEY CLUB 26097 1 0 0 17 LEFTOVER LEGION (4640)
FAT SKINNY 51881 1 1 0 17 BEFORE & AFTER (8747)
-SNIP SNIP 56483 1 0 0 16 EL CAMINO GUAPO (5116)
-ROBERT PAULSON 10 47275 2 2 1 15 PROJECT MAYHEM 3 (8163)
OOZE 57615 1 0 0 15 DRIPPING WITH... (9163)
HOME NAVEL 53244 1 2 0 15 THIRSTY THUGS 1504 (9176)
DECREPID 19232 1 1 0 14 AGE COUNTS (3411)
-POISON OAK 57536 2 2 0 12 WILD THINGS (6974)
SERGEANT 2 29359 0 1 0 11 MEDAL OF HONOR AAF (5198)
PACK ELEPHANT 39591 2 2 1 9 DUNGEON DONT'S (5888)
PICKWICKS 44207 1 0 0 9 PUB CRAWLERS 11 (7678)
ROZZA 57627 1 0 0 7 THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235)
CRAZY 103 57664 0 1 0 7 CRAZY 88 15 (2086)
WHITE CLIFFS 57622 1 3 0 6 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)
CRAZY 50 11489 1 1 0 5 CRAZY 88 14 (2085)
SERGEANT 3 10724 0 1 0 5 MEDAL OF HONOR AAG (1938)
STEWART GOON 53252 0 1 0 3 THIRSTY THUGS 1502 (9178)
BOX THIS UP 41160 0 1 0 1 OTTODROME 134 (7172)
GOT HOMIES 56484 0 1 0 1 WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
OTTOMAN EMPIRE 57541 12 8 0 BODY BY OTTO 9409 PRODIGY 45719 304
PAWS 57373 1 1 0 DEVIL DOGS 2867 SERGEANT 1 29355 304
BLAH 666 57295 0 1 0 DUNGEON DONT'S 5888 SPYMASTER 304 NONE
LOCO GUAPO 56384 0 1 0 EL CAMINO GUAPO 5116 ROBERT PAULSON 47275 302
YIRAT 3188 0 1 0 OF WOLF & MAN 40 623 CRAZY 36 11467 302
DATA 1 41162 0 1 0 OTTODROME 134 7172 SPYMASTER 304 NONE
DATA 2 41159 0 1 0 OTTODROME 134 7172 HIGH ELF 304 NONE
ROBERT PAULSON 52268 3 3 0 PROJECT MAYHEM 8986 GEORGE BURNS 41109 303
LAWSUHT 57409 8 9 0 SUHT YOURSELF 9407 ARBY'S 57418 301
ZULU 57239 6 8 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 7287 GIG 54537 304
GLOCK STASHER 57140 0 1 0 WHO DO YA LOVE? 8814 SHEWISH GIANT 304 NONE
PINKY SWEAR 54600 0 1 0 WHO DO YA LOVE? 8814 SHEWISH GIANT 304 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DATA 1 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BLAH 666 was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
PINKY SWEAR was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DATA 2 was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a popular 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
GLOCK STASHER was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
TEARJERKER slimly lost to TSUHNAMI in a exciting 1 minute master's Challenge fight.
LOTTO was devastated by VAINLY ASSAULT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
OTTOMAN EMPIRE was slaughtered by PRODIGY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TROPHY WIFE defeated BILLY JOE in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
WHITE CLIFFS was overpowered by AMY WINEHOUSE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FORGET TORCHES handily defeated FAT OLD SUN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
BALTIMORE ZOO subdued EFFUSE AIRLINE in a 1 minute master's competition.
GIG murdered ZULU in a 2 minute mismatched match.
SAROKITH overpowered UNSAVED GOBBLER in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title conflict.
UNION viciously subdued POORLY SUHTED in a action packed 1 minute master's bout.
RACECAR beat ROBERT PAULSON 125 in a crowd pleasing 3 minute master's brawl.
STEPHEN HAWKING was overpowered by WATER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TIME beat VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a popular 1 minute veteran's bout.
MUSHROOM STAMP viciously subdued STANK PLUNGER in a 1 minute master's competition.
FRIED CHEESE vanquished GEORGE BURNS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SIBLE handily defeated SERGEANT 4 in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BEAR devastated SUHTURE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GROTTO overpowered SERGEANT 1 in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
HTN vanquished I'LL BITE YOU!! in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TEXAS SYN subdued WEARING BELLS in a exciting 1 minute gruesome melee.
SWAGOO overcame SALEH in a action packed 2 minute bout.
SOLICITATION was beaten by STOCK EXCHANGE TRADE in a 2 minute competition.
YELLOW SWEATER was defeated by SERGEANT 5 in a 1 minute fight.
MY SMILE was vanquished by ROBERT PAULSON 40 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
COTTONTAIL was demolished by A CANDLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
AGENT ORANGE overpowered OPEN BAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PARAGON was handily defeated by ELFMAN STRAUSS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PIT DELTA lost to CESPEDES in a 1 minute fight.
SERGEANT 5 was devastated by BLOOD CLOT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
XRVIER handily defeated HOME NAVEL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SERGEANT 1 was demolished by ARDLE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BKA vanquished SERGEANT 4 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FLAT EARTH viciously subdued CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute bloody bout.
MEA CULPA demolished DECREPID in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SARCASM was beaten by JOKER in a exciting 1 minute fight.
SERGEANT 1 dispatched PAWS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
MOUNTEBANK was demolished by SERGEANT 1 in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
FAT SKINNY unbelievably bested CRAZY 50 in a 2 minute amateur's fight.
M.I.T. GRAD beat GOT HOMIES in a 3 minute bloody beginner's competition.
LORD BYRON demolished CRAZY 103 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PACK ELEPHANT was demolished by BONUSES! in a 1 minute uneven fight.
STEWART GOON was beaten by TURKEY CLUB in a action packed 1 minute bout.
PICKWICKS savagely defeated BOX THIS UP in a exciting 4 minute beginner's competition.
ROZZA overcame SERGEANT 2 in a 2 minute bout.
OOZE subdued SERGEANT 3 in a popular 4 minute battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 22 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 3 - 1 70 |
|AIMED BLOW 21 STRIKING ATTACK 43 - 28 - 3 61 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 19 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 12 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 15 - 2 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 AIMED BLOW 47 - 49 - 2 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 LUNGING ATTACK 51 - 55 - 4 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 23 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 9 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 17 - 0 35 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 12 - 1 20 |
Turn 304 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 9 - 12 3 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 6 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 5 3 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 9 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 11
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW SAROKITH 30929 20 11 0 176 DUB O DUBS (5446)
LUNGING ATTACK BALTIMORE ZOO -19662 12 8 0 156 BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)
SLASHING ATTACK EFFUSE AIRLINE -25363 6 2 0 140 ORL 2013T (7002)
STRIKING ATTACK RACECAR -12117 9 3 0 92 MARGANA MAET (9193)
TOTAL PARRY ROBERT PAULSON 125 -13315 4 2 0 65 PROJECT MAYHEM 39 (8977)
WALL OF STEEL SOLICITATION -10990 9 8 1 48 ARREST ASSURED (9413)
PARRY-LUNGE SERGEANT 1 20862 5 2 0 43 MEDAL OF HONOR AAB (3714)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TSUHNAMI -8684. The most popular warrior this turn
was RACECAR -12117. The ten other most popular fighters were SERGEANT 3 10724,
PICKWICKS -21329, STOCK EXCHANGE TRADE -18488, EFFUSE AIRLINE -25363, SALEH -17889,
BOX THIS UP -24376, TROPHY WIFE -11015, BALTIMORE ZOO -19662, ZULU -8297, and ROBERT
PAULSON 125 -13315.
The least popular fighter this week was PACK ELEPHANT -25945. The other ten least
popular fighters were CRAZY 103 -7872, MOUNTEBANK 26562, DECREPID 19232, SERGEANT 4
29322, SERGEANT 1 29320, HOME NAVEL -12292, PARAGON -23581, OPEN BAR -26619,
COTTONTAIL -8486, and I'LL BITE YOU!! -30176.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
RACECAR (84--12117) MARGANA MAET