DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/27/2020 Duedate: 03/11/2020
BLACKSTONE ARENA
DM 84 TURN 305
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PRODIGY
HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)
(84-45719) [11-10-1,168]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PRODIGY ROBERT PAULSON 125
HALFWAY CROOKS (7898) PROJECT MAYHEM 39 (8977)
(84-45719) [11-10-1,168] (84-52221) [5-2-0,73]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
TSUHNAMI STANK PLUNGER
SUHT YOURSELF (9407) BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822)
(84-56852) [16-24-1,91] (84-39128) [6-4-0,58]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
POSITION IS EMPTY
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ROOKIE METALLICA 20 (3292) 47
2. DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714) 23 ORL 2013T (7002)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715) 19 Unchartered Team
4. DEVIL DOGS (2867) 18
5. MEDAL OF HONOR AAE (5191) 17 MEDAL OF HONOR J5 (719)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR J5 (719) 2 0 0 100. 1/ 1*DRIPPING WITH... (9163) 5 3 0
2- 2*PUB CRAWLERS 11 (7678) 1 0 0 100. 2/ 2 DEVIL DOGS (2867) 5 3 0
3/ 0*ROOKIE METALLICA 2 (3292) 1 0 0 100. 3/13*MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715) 4 2 0
4/ 5 ORL 2013T (7002) 8 2 0 80.0 4- 3*R.I.P. (7164) 4 4 1
5/ 8*THE MENTORS RETURN (6784) 4 1 0 80.0 5- 4 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287) 4 4 0
6- 4*ERROR X (4343) 4 1 0 80.0 6/50 WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814) 3 3 0
7/11*MEDAL OF HONOR AAB (3714) 6 2 0 75.0 7/14 BRIGHT (8337) 3 7 0
8- 7*BUBBA'S FACTION (6824) 3 1 0 75.0 8/19 THE DONALD (9408) 2 0 0
9/14*EVIL CLOWNS (4715) 3 1 0 75.0 9-11 ERRTWO (8232) 2 0 0
10- 9 THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235) 15 6 1 71.4 10-12 ERRFIVE (8235) 2 0 0
11/19*MEDAL OF HONOR AAE (5191) 5 2 0 71.4 11/22*BEAST UNIT (7157) 2 0 0
12/13 070910H (2754) 7 3 0 70.0 12- 5 DUB O DUBS (5446) 2 0 0
13-12 ERR11 (9265) 9 4 0 69.2 13/47 HALFWAY CROOKS (7898) 2 1 1
14/10 08JL25A (857) 10 5 0 66.7 14/ 8 THIRSTY THUGS 1451 (8850) 2 1 0
15/ 0*DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714) 4 2 1 66.7 15/39 MARGANA MAET (9193) 2 1 0
16/41*CRAZY 88 14 (2085) 2 1 0 66.7 16/ 9 BEER BEFORE BEER (7929) 2 1 0
17/23*BEAST UNIT (7157) 5 3 0 62.5 17/41 ORL 2013T (7002) 2 1 0
18-17 AM02 (7058) 18 11 1 62.1 18/49 THIRSTY THUGS 0504 (6459) 2 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-18 ERRONE (8231) 13 8 0 61.9 19/43*THE MENTORS RETURN (6784) 2 1 0
20/15 BRIGHT (8337) 46 30 2 60.5 20/46*CRAZY 88 14 (2085) 2 1 0
21/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR K2 (726) 3 2 1 60.0 21/36*MEDAL OF HONOR AAF (5198) 2 2 1
22-20*ERROR J (4169) 3 2 0 60.0 22/40 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410) 2 2 0
23/24 MARGANA MAET (9193) 10 7 0 58.8 23/10*PROJECT MAYHEM 12 (8172) 2 2 0
24-22 DUB O DUBS (5446) 20 15 0 57.1 24/58*MEDAL OF HONOR AAE (5191) 2 2 0
25/29 BEER BEFORE BEER (7929) 14 11 0 56.0 25/48 SUHT YOURSELF (9407) 2 4 0
26-25 ERROR U (4344) 10 8 1 55.6 26-17*MRI (8681) 1 0 0
27/36*PROJECT MAYHEM 39 (8977) 5 4 0 55.6 27-18*BEFORE & AFTER (8747) 1 0 0
28-26*ERRSIX (8236) 5 4 0 55.6 28- 7 ERR11 (9265) 1 0 0
29/ 0 420 B.C.A (2347) 6 5 0 54.5 29-20 ERRONE (8231) 1 0 0
30-32 ERRTWO (8232) 21 19 0 52.5 30-21*PUB CRAWLERS 11 (7678) 1 0 0
31/34 HALFWAY CROOKS (7898) 11 10 1 52.4 31-42 AM02 (7058) 1 0 0
32/28*DRIPPING WITH... (9163) 14 13 0 51.9 32-23*BUBBA'S FACTION (6824) 1 0 0
33-33 ERRFIVE (8235) 15 15 0 50.0 33-25 THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235) 1 0 0
34/44*MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715) 9 9 0 50.0 34-28*ERROR X (4343) 1 0 0
35-35*PROJECT MAYHEM 48 (8986) 5 5 0 50.0 35-29 ERROR U (4344) 1 0 0
36/ 0*ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677) 4 4 0 50.0 36-45*ERROR J (4169) 1 0 0
37-39*CRAZY 88 10 (2081) 1 1 1 50.0 37-31*ERROR S (4146) 1 0 0
38/ 3*LEFTOVER LEGION (4640) 1 1 0 50.0 38/ 0*ROOKIE METALLICA 2 (3292) 1 0 0
39/ 0 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 17 18 1 48.6 39/ 0 420 B.C.A (2347) 1 0 0
40-42 CRAZY 88 15 (2086) 8 9 2 47.1 40/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR J5 (719) 1 0 0
41/46 THIRSTY THUGS 0504 (6459) 14 16 0 46.7 41/ 0*DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714) 1 1 1
42-45 DUNGEON DONT'S (5888) 15 18 2 45.5 42/ 0 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 1 1 0
43/43 THIRSTY THUGS 1451 (8850) 8 10 0 44.4 43/26*ANIME LEGENDS 10 (6358) 1 1 0
44/47 THE DONALD (9408) 65 82 3 44.2 44/66*EVIL CLOWNS (4715) 1 1 0
45-49 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287) 29 39 4 42.6 45/30*LEFTOVER LEGION (4640) 1 1 0
46/50 BODY BY OTTO (9409) 67 93 7 41.9 46/67*MEDAL OF HONOR AAB (3714) 1 1 0
47/53 DEVIL DOGS (2867) 20 30 0 40.0 47-15 CRAZY 88 15 (2086) 1 1 0
48-52*ERROR S (4146) 2 3 0 40.0 48/35 UNGENTLE BENS (9411) 1 2 1
49/55 SUHT YOURSELF (9407) 66 108 3 37.9 49/44 BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822) 1 2 0
50-57 WILD THINGS (6974) 59 103 5 36.4 50/59 070910H (2754) 1 2 0
51/51*PROJECT MAYHEM 12 (8172) 4 7 2 36.4 51-52 DUNGEON DONT'S (5888) 1 3 0
52/56 BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822) 6 11 0 35.3 52/54*PROJECT MAYHEM 39 (8977) 1 4 0
53/58 UNGENTLE BENS (9411) 53 99 4 34.9 53/51 BODY BY OTTO (9409) 1 5 0
54/59 ARREST ASSURED (9413) 14 28 1 33.3 54-55*OTTODROME 134 (7172) 0 4 0
55/65*MEDAL OF HONOR AAF (5198) 2 4 1 33.3 55/60*MEDAL OF HONOR AAG (1938) 0 4 0
56-61*OTTODROME 134 (7172) 2 4 0 33.3 56/61 ARREST ASSURED (9413) 0 2 0
57/38*MEDAL OF HONOR AAG (1938) 2 4 0 33.3 57-57 WILD THINGS (6974) 0 2 0
58/40*AGE COUNTS (3411) 1 2 0 33.3 58/68*AGE COUNTS (3411) 0 2 0
59/60*ANIME LEGENDS 10 (6358) 3 7 0 30.0 59/70 08JL25A (857) 0 2 0
60-63*R.I.P. (7164) 7 19 1 26.9 60-38*PROJECT MAYHEM 48 (8986) 0 1 0
61/69 WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814) 7 21 2 25.0 61-64*THIRSTY THUGS 1502 (9178) 0 1 0
62-64*BEFORE & AFTER (8747) 2 6 0 25.0 62-63*THIRSTY THUGS 1504 (9176) 0 1 0
63-66*THIRSTY THUGS 1504 (9176) 1 3 0 25.0 63-65*ERRSIX (8236) 0 1 0
64/67 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410) 35 107 2 24.6 64-37*CRAZY 88 10 (2081) 0 1 0
65-68*MRI (8681) 1 4 0 20.0 65/ 0*ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677) 0 1 0
66-70*THIRSTY THUGS 1502 (9178) 0 1 0 0.0 66/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR K2 (726) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, BLACKSTONE? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks
for WHO DO YA LOVE?'s good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A
2-0-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and
join THE DONALD's celebration over their good record this turn. 8th place, not bad.
If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for BEAST UNIT's good turn, I'm afraid the
place will be dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can
sneak into The Dripping Blade and join HALFWAY CROOKS' celebration over their good
record this turn. 13th place, not bad. If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for
MARGANA MAET's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 1-0-0
makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join
ORL 2013T's celebration over their good record this turn. 17th place, not bad. If
The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for THIRSTY THUGS 0504's good turn, I'm afraid
the place will be dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I
can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join THE MENTORS RETURN's celebration over
their good record this turn. 19th place, not bad. If The Dripping Blade is buying
drinks for CRAZY 88 14's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A
1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and
join MEDAL OF HONOR AAF's celebration over their good record this turn. 21st place,
not bad. If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for PINKEST OF FLOYD's good turn,
I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 1-1-0 makes for a big thirst. Oh,
this is too good to be true! PROJECT MAYHEM 12 has fallen to 23rd place after going
0-1-0 this turn. Who's bragging now? With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping
Blade and join MEDAL OF HONOR AAE's celebration over their good record this turn.
24th place, not bad. If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for SUHT YOURSELF's good
turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 1-2-0 makes for a big thirst.
Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for ANIME LEGENDS 10, who went 0-1-0
and dropped 17 into 43rd. Here's my pity, for what it's worth. With any luck, I can
sneak into The Dripping Blade and join EVIL CLOWNS' celebration over their good
record this turn. 44th place, not bad. Look out below! LEFTOVER LEGION is on the
way down, falling to 45th from 30th with a 0-1-0! Ha ha ha ha! If The Dripping
Blade is buying drinks for MEDAL OF HONOR AAB's good turn, I'm afraid the place will
be dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. Why not, I'm having a good day,
so I feel sorry for UNGENTLE BENS, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 13 into 48th. Here's
my pity, for what it's worth. With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and
join 08JL25A's celebration over their good record this turn. 59th place, not bad.
Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see HERO OF THE DAY win a fight and gain
47 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, RACECAR beat VAINLY ASSAULT and VAINLY ASSAULT lost
19 points. You're breakin' my heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as
PRODIGY takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh.
The Dripping Blade, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get
this stuff? From BLACKSTONE's trash dumps?
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. WILD
THINGS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.
Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who led the way in this mass act of
cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was AGE COUNTS. Ha ha ha ha! Ooh,
I'm frightfully impressed, PRODIGY was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch
that ego swell, sports fans. Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled into one,
TEARJERKER challenged up 69 to take on PRODIGY of HALFWAY CROOKS. Not that I'm
surprised or anything, but TEARJERKER was beat by PRODIGY, leaving the latter lower
for recognition points.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for BLACKSTONE's
morgue. More variety. Nipped in the bud, you might say, was YELLOW SWEATER of
BRIGHT this turn. Course, I wouldn't say that, so much as have a belly laugh. Heh
heh. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless
cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRODIGY 45719 11 10 1 168 HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BALTIMORE ZOO 45874 13 8 0 164 BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)
EFFUSE AIRLINE 40173 7 2 0 151 ORL 2013T (7002)
BILLY JOE 36935 14 16 0 106 THIRSTY THUGS 0504 (6459)
-UNION 24492 10 8 1 102 ERROR U (4344)
TROPHY WIFE 54521 16 25 0 100 THE DONALD (9408)
TSUHNAMI 56852 16 24 1 91 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FAT OLD SUN 56360 14 33 1 91 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)
POORLY SUHTED 56436 14 28 0 91 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)
UNSAVED GOBBLER 15593 7 3 0 91 070910H (2754)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LOTTO 54527 15 26 3 90 BODY BY OTTO (9409)
TEARJERKER 4392 10 5 0 90 08JL25A (857)
-WATER 56764 8 2 0 89 ERRONE (8231)
VAINLY ASSAULT 51536 8 10 0 88 THIRSTY THUGS 1451 (8850)
TIME 57052 11 24 0 81 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)
A CANDLE 48208 10 5 0 78 BRIGHT (8337)
ROBERT PAULSON 125 52221 5 2 0 73 PROJECT MAYHEM 39 (8977)
-SIBLE 53804 8 4 0 69 ERR11 (9265)
STEPHEN HAWKING 48216 12 7 1 68 BRIGHT (8337)
-HTN 47645 10 10 0 68 ERRFIVE (8235)
-MUSHROOM STAMP 57527 4 2 1 67 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GROTTO 57440 9 4 0 65 BODY BY OTTO (9409)
MORGANOR 41533 6 10 0 65 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227)
FRIED CHEESE 53180 6 1 0 63 DRIPPING WITH... (9163)
MINION 50725 4 1 1 61 DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714)
STANK PLUNGER 39128 6 4 0 58 BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822)
CUERVO GOLD 13347 6 5 0 57 420 B.C.A (2347)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SERGEANT 5 20868 4 4 0 56 MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715)
SWAGOO 53183 4 3 0 56 DRIPPING WITH... (9163)
TEXAS SYN 51337 5 6 2 55 WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)
AGENT ORANGE 41037 5 3 0 55 BEAST UNIT (7157)
I'LL BITE YOU!! 35360 4 3 0 54 DEVIL DOGS (2867)
-COTTONTAIL 57050 10 16 1 53 BODY BY OTTO (9409)
SERGEANT 1 20862 6 2 0 52 MEDAL OF HONOR AAB (3714)
-STOCK EXCHANGE TRADE 47048 2 2 0 52 R.I.P. (7164)
SOLICITATION 54546 9 9 1 49 ARREST ASSURED (9413)
-GEORGE BURNS 41109 4 3 1 49 R.I.P. (7164)
SERGEANT 4 20869 3 2 0 49 MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715)
HERO OF THE DAY 18564 1 0 0 47 ROOKIE METALLICA 20 (3292)
ELFMAN STRAUSS 36405 3 4 0 45 ANIME LEGENDS 10 (6358)
ONE VISION 3484 4 4 0 44 ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677)
ROBERT PAULSON 40 47320 4 4 2 40 PROJECT MAYHEM 12 (8172)
MOUNTEBANK 26562 3 1 0 39 EVIL CLOWNS (4715)
-WEARING BELLS 33632 4 4 0 38 DUNGEON DONT'S (5888)
-PARAGON 41955 5 13 0 36 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)
-XRVIER 24487 3 1 0 36 ERROR X (4343)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEON VANCE 3730 2 1 1 33 MEDAL OF HONOR K2 (726)
-ARDLE 23437 2 3 0 33 ERROR S (4146)
-SALEH 47647 4 4 0 32 ERRSIX (8236)
SERGEANT 1 20867 2 3 0 32 MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715)
MY SMILE 48210 4 2 0 30 BRIGHT (8337)
OPEN BAR 38917 4 1 0 30 THE MENTORS RETURN (6784)
-BKA 47643 2 2 0 30 ERRFIVE (8235)
SERGEANT 1 29320 3 1 0 29 MEDAL OF HONOR AAE (5191)
-MEA CULPA 39137 3 1 0 29 BUBBA'S FACTION (6824)
-CESPEDES 57305 6 4 1 28 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)
-LORD BYRON 45697 3 0 0 27 DEVIL DOGS (2867)
-CRAZY 36 11467 1 1 1 27 CRAZY 88 10 (2081)
-FLAT EARTH 57444 4 1 0 26 ERRTWO (8232)
SERGEANT 5 10722 2 2 0 26 MEDAL OF HONOR AAG (1938)
-BLOOD CLOT 50540 1 4 0 26 MRI (8681)
SERGEANT 1 29355 2 2 1 25 MEDAL OF HONOR AAF (5198)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SERGEANT 4 29322 2 1 0 25 MEDAL OF HONOR AAE (5191)
-PIT DELTA 41163 2 1 0 25 OTTODROME 134 (7172)
-JOKER 32175 3 2 0 24 ERROR J (4169)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RAYMOND ZUSSMAN 3696 2 0 0 20 MEDAL OF HONOR J5 (719)
-BONUSES! 57616 1 0 0 20 DRIPPING WITH... (9163)
-AMY WINEHOUSE 41108 1 2 0 19 R.I.P. (7164)
-SARCASM 53181 2 4 0 18 DRIPPING WITH... (9163)
TURKEY CLUB 26097 1 1 0 18 LEFTOVER LEGION (4640)
-FAT SKINNY 51881 1 1 0 17 BEFORE & AFTER (8747)
OOZE 57615 1 1 0 16 DRIPPING WITH... (9163)
LIONSHU 41535 2 2 1 15 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227)
-HOME NAVEL 53244 1 2 0 15 THIRSTY THUGS 1504 (9176)
DECREPID 19232 1 2 0 15 AGE COUNTS (3411)
-POISON OAK 57536 2 2 0 12 WILD THINGS (6974)
SERGEANT 2 29359 0 2 0 12 MEDAL OF HONOR AAF (5198)
M.I.T. GRAD 48209 3 1 0 10 BRIGHT (8337)
CRAZY 50 11489 2 1 0 10 CRAZY 88 14 (2085)
-PACK ELEPHANT 39591 2 2 1 9 DUNGEON DONT'S (5888)
-PICKWICKS 44207 1 0 0 9 PUB CRAWLERS 11 (7678)
WHITE CLIFFS 57622 1 4 0 7 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)
-ROZZA 57627 1 0 0 7 THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235)
COBWEBS 50724 0 1 0 7 DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714)
-CRAZY 103 57664 0 1 0 7 CRAZY 88 15 (2086)
SERGEANT 3 10724 0 2 0 6 MEDAL OF HONOR AAG (1938)
YOUNG JB 57685 1 0 0 5 WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)
-STEWART GOON 53252 0 1 0 3 THIRSTY THUGS 1502 (9178)
-BOX THIS UP 41160 0 1 0 1 OTTODROME 134 (7172)
-GOT HOMIES 56484 0 1 0 1 WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
OTTOMAN EMPIRE 57541 12 8 0 BODY BY OTTO 9409 PRODIGY 45719 304
YELLOW SWEATER 48211 5 2 1 BRIGHT 8337 MINION 50725 305
PAWS 57373 1 1 0 DEVIL DOGS 2867 SERGEANT 1 29355 304
LOCO GUAPO 56384 0 1 0 EL CAMINO GUAPO 5116 ROBERT PAULSON 47275 302
YIRAT 3188 0 1 0 OF WOLF & MAN 40 623 CRAZY 36 11467 302
ROBERT PAULSON 52268 3 3 0 PROJECT MAYHEM 8986 GEORGE BURNS 41109 303
LAWSUHT 57409 8 9 0 SUHT YOURSELF 9407 ARBY'S 57418 301 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OOZE was devastated by MOUNTEBANK in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
TEARJERKER was subdued by PRODIGY in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title melee.
FRIED CHEESE was overpowered by UNSAVED GOBBLER in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
SWAGOO luckily beat ELFMAN STRAUSS in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
TROPHY WIFE viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gory expert's brawl.
RACECAR devastated VAINLY ASSAULT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
BALTIMORE ZOO overpowered LOTTO in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
EFFUSE AIRLINE vanquished TSUHNAMI in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
BILLY JOE overpowered TIME in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
POORLY SUHTED overcame STEPHEN HAWKING in a 2 minute veteran's bout.
FAT OLD SUN demolished SERGEANT 5 in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GROTTO was handily defeated by A CANDLE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ROBERT PAULSON 125 savagely defeated STANK PLUNGER in a 3 minute veteran's brawl.
SOLICITATION was defeated by SERGEANT 4 in a 3 minute duel.
CUERVO GOLD overpowered SERGEANT 5 in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
SUHTURE was overcome by TEXAS SYN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
SERGEANT 1 devastated MY SMILE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ONE VISION was demolished by MORGANOR in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
ROBERT PAULSON 40 was overpowered by I'LL BITE YOU!! in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MINION delivered the death blow upon YELLOW SWEATER in a 1 minute contest.
AGENT ORANGE beat LEON VANCE in a action packed 3 minute fight.
LIONSHU was demolished by SERGEANT 1 in a 1 minute uneven bout.
OPEN BAR vanquished SERGEANT 2 in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
SERGEANT 1 overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SERGEANT 4 defeated TURKEY CLUB in a exciting 1 minute gory duel.
SERGEANT 1 vanquished DECREPID in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
RAYMOND ZUSSMAN vanquished WHITE CLIFFS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
M.I.T. GRAD was handily defeated by HERO OF THE DAY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CRAZY 50 won victory over SERGEANT 3 in a popular 1 minute novice's bout.
COBWEBS slimly lost to YOUNG JB in a 4 minute novice's fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 13 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 3 - 1 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 STRIKING ATTACK 48 - 33 - 3 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 14 - 2 59 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 13 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 LUNGING ATTACK 55 - 60 - 4 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 AIMED BLOW 46 - 51 - 2 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 25 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 9 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 17 - 0 41 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 12 - 0 14 |
Turn 305 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 7 3 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 2 AIMED BLOW 2 - 6 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 6 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY PRODIGY -19817 11 10 1 168 HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)
LUNGING ATTACK BALTIMORE ZOO -19662 13 8 0 164 BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)
SLASHING ATTACK EFFUSE AIRLINE -25363 7 2 0 151 ORL 2013T (7002)
STRIKING ATTACK UNSAVED GOBBLER 15593 7 3 0 91 070910H (2754)
WALL OF STEEL MINION -14811 4 1 1 61 DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714)
PARRY-LUNGE SERGEANT 1 20862 6 2 0 52 MEDAL OF HONOR AAB (3714)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SERGEANT 4 20869 3 2 0 49 MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TSUHNAMI -8684. The most popular warrior this turn
was STANK PLUNGER -26408. The ten other most popular fighters were ELFMAN STRAUSS
-29131, ROBERT PAULSON 125 -13315, AGENT ORANGE -24499, LEON VANCE 3730, TROPHY WIFE
-11015, STEPHEN HAWKING -17320, SERGEANT 4 20869, SWAGOO -12353, BALTIMORE ZOO
-19662, and POORLY SUHTED -9100.
The least popular fighter this week was M.I.T. GRAD -17327. The other ten least
popular fighters were WHITE CLIFFS -7914, SERGEANT 2 29359, ROBERT PAULSON 40 -18216,
MY SMILE -17326, GROTTO -8096, TIME -8484, LOTTO -11009, OOZE -7921, DECREPID 19232,
and LIONSHU -24001.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BALTIMORE ZOO (84--19662) BEER BEFORE BEER
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest
petitioner. This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
"Name change. I heard we can do that. I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
"I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly. "The Commission has actually
been thinking about this. It isn't FREE, mind you! It takes money to run our office,
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
"I don't care about goats!" He made a crude suggestion about goats.
"Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
"I had a talk with my manager. He'll find the money. I want to change my name
to Jane Ralph. I'm no doe!" He thumped a fist on the counter.
"Er, yes. Jane Ralph. Fill out this form, please." He pushed the paper across
the counter. "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and
can be submitted through the end of May. With the payment. No change without the
goat, ah, the gold."
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing
throughout the month of May. The cost will be $2 per name change. All proceeds will
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
TRILLIUM (2-6366) FLOYD'S BREWERY
DR. GIRLFRIEND (3-7105) IRATE FORMATIONS
SAUL GOODMAN (5-5832) ANTIHEROES
COURAGE (32-6353) ANGELS OF PAIN
BIG BROTHER (69-6988) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT
SPILLS (72-6855) BASH BROS THEATER
PARKING LOT (72-6868) BASH BROS FREEWAY
JANUARY JONES (73-6056) CALENDAR GIRLS
BIRGITTE (73-6755) KINGS BLADES
GUARDIAN (82-16446) WAY TOO MUCH BEER5
CRAZY 54 (84-11494) CRAZY 88 15
PAYED LATE (84-12533) TMF II
BILLABONG (84-13804) GENERATION Y
SAROKITH (84-30929) DUB O DUBS
CIEL PHANTOMHIVE (84-36380) ANIME LEGENDS 4
SWEET-N-SOUR (84-50491) SUPERIOR FORCES DA02
ROBERT PAULSON 115 (84-52207) PROJECT MAYHEM 36
THE SQUIDS (84-54746) CHICAGO BOUND 15
CAT SCRATCH FEVER (84-56886) COLLEGE RADIO X
THE ORANGE ONE (84-57256) THE MOTHERSHIP ZU
GINGER KNOWLES (85-5131) SWORDFISH
VOODOO TOAD (85-14776) DARK TOADS
HIDEYOSHI (85-21460) SAMURAI FIVE
ZOCALO (85-24610) KC FOOD XIII
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes