DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/12/2020    Duedate: 03/25/2020

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 306

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EFFUSE AIRLINE
ORL 2013T (7002)
(84-40173) [8-2-0,156]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

EFFUSE AIRLINE                 ROBERT PAULSON 125
ORL 2013T (7002)               PROJECT MAYHEM 39 (8977)
(84-40173) [8-2-0,156]         (84-52221) [6-2-0,94]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

TSUHNAMI                       EFFUSE AIRLINE
SUHT YOURSELF (9407)           ORL 2013T (7002)
(84-56852) [17-24-1,97]        (84-40173) [8-2-0,156]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PROJECT MAYHEM 39 (8977)      21 
2. DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714)      21    ORL 2013T (7002)
3. ERRFIVE (8235)                21    Unchartered Team
4. ROOKIE METALLICA 20 (3292)    19 
5. AGE COUNTS (3411)             18 ROOKIE METALLICA 20 (3292)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3*ROOKIE METALLICA 2 (3292)  2   0  0 100.   1- 1*DRIPPING WITH... (9163)   5  3 0
 2- 2*PUB CRAWLERS 11 (7678)     1   0  0 100.   2/ 3*MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715) 5  3 0
 3/ 4 ORL 2013T (7002)           9   2  0 81.8   3/ 6 WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)    5  5 0
 4- 5*THE MENTORS RETURN (6784)  4   1  0 80.0   4/13 HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)     3  0 1
 5- 6*ERROR X (4343)             4   1  0 80.0   5/16 BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)   3  0 0
 6/15*DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714)   6   2  1 75.0   6/41*DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714)  3  1 1
 7- 8*BUBBA'S FACTION (6824)     3   1  0 75.0   7/10 ERRFIVE (8235)            3  1 0
 8- 9*EVIL CLOWNS (4715)         3   1  0 75.0   8/21*MEDAL OF HONOR AAF (5198) 3  3 2
 9/16*CRAZY 88 14 (2085)         3   1  0 75.0   9/25 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      3  5 0
10-11*MEDAL OF HONOR AAE (5191)  5   2  0 71.4  10- 7 BRIGHT (8337)             3  7 0
11/10 THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235) 15   7  1 68.2  11/37*ERROR S (4146)            2  0 1
12/ 7*MEDAL OF HONOR AAB (3714)  6   3  0 66.7  12-15 MARGANA MAET (9193)       2  0 0
13/22*ERROR J (4169)             4   2  0 66.7  13-11*BEAST UNIT (7157)         2  0 0
14/ 1*MEDAL OF HONOR J5 (719)    2   1  0 66.7  14/35 ERROR U (4344)            2  0 0
15/13 ERR11 (9265)               9   5  0 64.3  15/36*ERROR J (4169)            2  0 0
16/12 070910H (2754)             7   4  0 63.6  16/38*ROOKIE METALLICA 2 (3292) 2  0 0
17/14 08JL25A (857)             10   6  0 62.5  17/14 THIRSTY THUGS 1451 (8850) 2  1 0
18-17*BEAST UNIT (7157)          5   3  0 62.5  18/52*PROJECT MAYHEM 39 (8977)  2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-20 BRIGHT (8337)             46  30  2 60.5  19/ 8 THE DONALD (9408)         2  1 0
20/27*PROJECT MAYHEM 39 (8977)   6   4  0 60.0  20/23*PROJECT MAYHEM 12 (8172)  2  1 0
21/28 ERRSIX (8236)              6   4  0 60.0  21/ 9 ERRTWO (8232)             2  1 0
22-21*MEDAL OF HONOR K2 (726)    3   2  1 60.0  22/17 ORL 2013T (7002)          2  1 0
23/19 ERRONE (8231)             13   9  0 59.1  23- 4*R.I.P. (7164)             2  1 0
24-23 MARGANA MAET (9193)       10   7  0 58.8  24/43*ANIME LEGENDS 10 (6358)   2  1 0
25/26 ERROR U (4344)            11   8  1 57.9  25/18 THIRSTY THUGS 0504 (6459) 2  1 0
26/25 BEER BEFORE BEER (7929)   15  11  0 57.7  26/20*CRAZY 88 14 (2085)        2  1 0
27-24 DUB O DUBS (5446)         20  15  0 57.1  27/42 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 2  2 0
28/36*ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677)      5   4  0 55.6  28- 5 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)  2  2 0
29/31 HALFWAY CROOKS (7898)     12  10  1 54.5  29-24*MEDAL OF HONOR AAE (5191) 2  2 0
30-29 420 B.C.A (2347)           6   5  0 54.5  30- 2 DEVIL DOGS (2867)         2  2 0
31-32*DRIPPING WITH... (9163)   14  13  0 51.9  31/22 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   2  4 0
32/30 ERRTWO (8232)             21  20  0 51.2  32-27*BEFORE & AFTER (8747)     1  0 0
33/33 ERRFIVE (8235)            16  16  0 50.0  33-30*PUB CRAWLERS 11 (7678)    1  0 0
34/34*MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715) 10  10  0 50.0  34-32*BUBBA'S FACTION (6824)    1  0 0
35/48*ERROR S (4146)             3   3  1 50.0  35-12 DUB O DUBS (5446)         1  0 0
36/58*AGE COUNTS (3411)          2   2  0 50.0  36-34*ERROR X (4343)            1  0 0
37/66*THIRSTY THUGS 1502 (9178)  1   1  0 50.0  37-39 420 B.C.A (2347)          1  0 0
38-38*LEFTOVER LEGION (4640)     1   1  0 50.0  38/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J7 (721)   1  0 0
39/39 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 18  19  1 48.6  39/26*MRI (8681)                1  1 0
40/41 THIRSTY THUGS 0504 (6459) 15  16  0 48.4  40/61*THIRSTY THUGS 1502 (9178) 1  1 0
41/43 THIRSTY THUGS 1451 (8850)  9  10  0 47.4  41/28 ERR11 (9265)              1  1 0
42-40 CRAZY 88 15 (2086)         8   9  2 47.1  42/29 ERRONE (8231)             1  1 0
43-42 DUNGEON DONT'S (5888)     15  18  2 45.5  43/63 ERRSIX (8236)             1  1 0
44/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J7 (721)   11  14  0 44.0  44/33 THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235) 1  1 0
45/44 THE DONALD (9408)         65  83  3 43.9  45-19*THE MENTORS RETURN (6784) 1  1 0
46-45 THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)  29  39  4 42.6  46-44*EVIL CLOWNS (4715)        1  1 0
47/51*PROJECT MAYHEM 12 (8172)   5   7  2 41.7  47-45*LEFTOVER LEGION (4640)    1  1 0
48/46 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       67  94  7 41.6  48/65*ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677)     1  1 0
49-47 DEVIL DOGS (2867)         20  30  0 40.0  49/40*MEDAL OF HONOR J5 (719)   1  1 0
50/49 SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      67 109  3 38.1  50/56 ARREST ASSURED (9413)     1  2 0
51/55*MEDAL OF HONOR AAF (5198)  3   5  2 37.5  51/46*MEDAL OF HONOR AAB (3714) 1  2 0
52/59*ANIME LEGENDS 10 (6358)    4   7  0 36.4  52/58*AGE COUNTS (3411)         1  2 0
53-52 BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822)     6  11  0 35.3  53/50 070910H (2754)            1  2 0
54/54 ARREST ASSURED (9413)     15  28  1 34.9  54/48 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      1  3 1
55/53 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)      53 100  4 34.6  55-51 DUNGEON DONT'S (5888)     1  3 0
56-56*OTTODROME 134 (7172)       2   4  0 33.3  56/53 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       1  6 0
57/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR M1 (745)    1   2  0 33.3  57/55*MEDAL OF HONOR AAG (1938) 0  5 0
58/57*MEDAL OF HONOR AAG (1938)  2   5  0 28.6  58-54*OTTODROME 134 (7172)      0  4 0
59/61 WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)     9  23  2 28.1  59/59 08JL25A (857)             0  3 0
60-60*R.I.P. (7164)              7  19  1 26.9  60/62*THIRSTY THUGS 1504 (9176) 0  2 0
61-62*BEFORE & AFTER (8747)      2   6  0 25.0  61-49 BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822)    0  2 0
62/64 PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   35 109  2 24.3  62/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR 113 (4249) 0  1 0
63/63*THIRSTY THUGS 1504 (9176)  1   4  0 20.0  63-47 CRAZY 88 15 (2086)        0  1 0
64/65*MRI (8681)                 1   5  0 16.7  64-66*MEDAL OF HONOR K2 (726)   0  1 0
65/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR 113 (4249)  1   7  0 12.5  65/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR L10 (744)  0  1 0
66/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR L10 (744)   0   1  0  0.0  66/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR M1 (745)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  BLACKSTONE needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, DRIPPING 
WITH... had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by MEDAL OF HONOR 
AAC!  Way to go MEDAL OF HONOR AAC!  BEER BEFORE BEER had like a really albendranius 
week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 5th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
DARKHEART DUNGEON really go up by 35?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  MEDAL OF HONOR AAF had like a really albendranius week!  Those 
hunks got a 1-1-1 and wound up as 8th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did SUHT 
YOURSELF really go up by 16?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  ERROR S had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-1 and 
wound up as 11th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did ERROR U really go up by 21?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  ERROR J had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 15th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did ROOKIE METALLICA 20 really go up by 22?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  PROJECT MAYHEM 39 had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 18th team!  Really, just 
how far can one team drop in one round?  THE DONALD dropped 11, which I think's more 
than all the other teams combined!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in 
ERRTWO again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did ANIME LEGENDS 10 really go up by 19?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  102ND DIRE LANCERS had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-1-0 and wound up as 27th team!  Wanna hear 
about a real loser?  Listen to this--MRI got 0-1-0 and dropped 13.  Didn't see much 
of them after the fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did THIRSTY THUGS 1502 really go 
up by 21?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Really, 
just how far can one team drop in one round?  ERR11 dropped 13, which I think's more 
than all the other teams combined!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in 
ERRONE again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  
ERRSIX had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 
43rd team!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--THIRSTY THUGS 1340 got 
0-1-0 and dropped 11.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  I couldn't believe 
it.  Did ROOKIE QUEEN 11 really go up by 17?  If only those guys didn't have so may 
missing teeth...  Gross!  MVP award for ROBERT PAULSON 125?  PROJECT MAYHEM 39's 
proud of him after beating WATER and getting 21 points.  Talk about yer big time 
losers!  WATER got smashed by ROBERT PAULSON 125, and lost 17 points!  Like, TROPHY 
WIFE must be pretty gutsy!  She challenged the Duelmaster from HALFWAY CROOKS.  Does 
this gal have a death wish or what!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  PRODIGY 
stopped TROPHY WIFE dead in hers tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob 
to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  070910H was 
the most avoided team.  Is a 7-4-0 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of 
warriors are THE DONALD?  070910H, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get 
them to accept an invitation!  Like, is BALTIMORE ZOO popular, or what?  He was 
challenged the most in all of BLACKSTONE!  He's got a 14-8-0, is that good?  I'm not 
so sure POORLY SUHTED knew all the facts when she challenged  BALTIMORE ZOO of BEER 
BEFORE BEER.  I saw POORLY SUHTED stumbling and dribbling at The Swinging Aardvark 
last week...  What did POORLY SUHTED expect, anyway!  Of course BALTIMORE ZOO won.  
Next time stick to people you have a chance against, dummy!  Ooh!  Did LOTTO really 
know what he was doing when he challenged EFFUSE AIRLINE?  A 15-27-3 speaks volumes.  
(Zontoni said that.  I don't know what it means.) LOTTO lost to EFFUSE AIRLINE, but 
he got 1 points.  EFFUSE AIRLINE won, and got 5 points.  I don't get it.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EFFUSE AIRLINE 40173          8   2  0 156         ORL 2013T (7002)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BILLY JOE 36935              15  16  0 115         THIRSTY THUGS 0504 (6459) 
 UNION 24492                  11   8  1 113         ERROR U (4344)            
 TSUHNAMI 56852               17  24  1  97         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      
 TROPHY WIFE 54521            16  26  0  97         THE DONALD (9408)         
 VAINLY ASSAULT 51536          9  10  0  97         THIRSTY THUGS 1451 (8850) 
 FRANCES PIERCE 3704          11  14  0  94         MEDAL OF HONOR J7 (721)   
 ROBERT PAULSON 125 52221      6   2  0  94         PROJECT MAYHEM 39 (8977)  
 LOTTO 54527                  15  27  3  91         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
 FAT OLD SUN 56360            14  34  1  91         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POORLY SUHTED 56436          14  29  0  91         SUHT YOURSELF (9407)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HTN 47645                    11  10  0  88         ERRFIVE (8235)            
 TEARJERKER 4392              10   6  0  84         08JL25A (857)             
 UNSAVED GOBBLER 15593         7   4  0  79         070910H (2754)            
-A CANDLE 48208               10   5  0  78         BRIGHT (8337)             
 TIME 57052                   11  25  0  73         PINKEST OF FLOYD (9410)   
 MINION 50725                  5   1  1  73         DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714)  
 WATER 56764                   8   3  0  72         ERRONE (8231)             
-STEPHEN HAWKING 48216        12   7  1  68         BRIGHT (8337)             
-MUSHROOM STAMP 57527          4   2  1  67         THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)  

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERO OF THE DAY 18564         2   0  0  66         ROOKIE METALLICA 20 (3292)
-GROTTO 57440                  9   4  0  65         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
 MORGANOR 41533                6  11  0  63         102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 
-FRIED CHEESE 53180            6   1  0  63         DRIPPING WITH... (9163)   
 SIBLE 53804                   8   5  0  62         ERR11 (9265)              
 ELFMAN STRAUSS 36405          4   4  0  61         ANIME LEGENDS 10 (6358)   
 SOLICITATION 54546           10   9  1  59         ARREST ASSURED (9413)     
-STANK PLUNGER 39128           6   4  0  58         BUBBA'S CREW AA (6822)    
 SERGEANT 4 20869              4   2  0  58         MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715) 
 TEXAS SYN 51337               6   6  2  57         WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)    
-CUERVO GOLD 13347             6   5  0  57         420 B.C.A (2347)          

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SWAGOO 53183                  4   3  0  56         DRIPPING WITH... (9163)   
-AGENT ORANGE 41037            5   3  0  55         BEAST UNIT (7157)         
-I'LL BITE YOU!! 35360         4   3  0  54         DEVIL DOGS (2867)         
-COTTONTAIL 57050             10  16  1  53         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
-STOCK EXCHANGE TRADE 47048    2   2  0  52         R.I.P. (7164)             
 ROBERT PAULSON 40 47320       5   4  2  49         PROJECT MAYHEM 12 (8172)  
-GEORGE BURNS 41109            4   3  1  49         R.I.P. (7164)             
 SERGEANT 1 20862              6   3  0  48         MEDAL OF HONOR AAB (3714) 
 ONE VISION 3484               5   4  0  47         ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677)     
 SALEH 47647                   5   4  0  41         ERRSIX (8236)             
 SERGEANT 5 20868              4   5  0  40         MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715) 
 ARDLE 23437                   3   3  1  39         ERROR S (4146)            
-MOUNTEBANK 26562              3   1  0  39         EVIL CLOWNS (4715)        
-WEARING BELLS 33632           4   4  0  38         DUNGEON DONT'S (5888)     
-PARAGON 41955                 5  13  0  36         THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)  
-XRVIER 24487                  3   1  0  36         ERROR X (4343)            

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LEON VANCE 3730               2   1  1  33         MEDAL OF HONOR K2 (726)   
 DECREPID 19232                2   2  0  33         AGE COUNTS (3411)         
-SERGEANT 1 20867              2   3  0  32         MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715) 
 BKA 47643                     2   3  0  31         ERRFIVE (8235)            
-MY SMILE 48210                4   2  0  30         BRIGHT (8337)             
-OPEN BAR 38917                4   1  0  30         THE MENTORS RETURN (6784) 
 LIONSHU 41535                 3   2  1  29         102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 
-SERGEANT 1 29320              3   1  0  29         MEDAL OF HONOR AAE (5191) 
-MEA CULPA 39137               3   1  0  29         BUBBA'S FACTION (6824)    
-CESPEDES 57305                6   4  1  28         THE MOTHERSHIP ZU (7287)  
 BLOOD CLOT 50540              1   5  0  28         MRI (8681)                
-LORD BYRON 45697              3   0  0  27         DEVIL DOGS (2867)         
 SERGEANT 5 10722              2   3  0  27         MEDAL OF HONOR AAG (1938) 
-FLAT EARTH 57444              4   1  0  26         ERRTWO (8232)             
 JOKER 32175                   4   2  0  26         ERROR J (4169)            
 SERGEANT 1 29355              2   3  1  26         MEDAL OF HONOR AAF (5198) 
-SERGEANT 4 29322              2   1  0  25         MEDAL OF HONOR AAE (5191) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PIT DELTA 41163               2   1  0  25         OTTODROME 134 (7172)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SFC12 23960                   1   3  0  23         MEDAL OF HONOR 113 (4249) 
 RAYMOND ZUSSMAN 3696          2   1  0  21         MEDAL OF HONOR J5 (719)   
-BONUSES! 57616                1   0  0  20         DRIPPING WITH... (9163)   
 CRAZY 50 11489                3   1  0  19         CRAZY 88 14 (2085)        
-AMY WINEHOUSE 41108           1   2  0  19         R.I.P. (7164)             
-SARCASM 53181                 2   4  0  18         DRIPPING WITH... (9163)   
 SERGEANT 2 29359              1   2  1  18         MEDAL OF HONOR AAF (5198) 
-TURKEY CLUB 26097             1   1  0  18         LEFTOVER LEGION (4640)    
-FAT SKINNY 51881              1   1  0  17         BEFORE & AFTER (8747)     
 COBWEBS 50724                 1   1  0  16         DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714)  
-OOZE 57615                    1   1  0  16         DRIPPING WITH... (9163)   
 PFC19 3819                    0   1  0  15         MEDAL OF HONOR L10 (744)  
 PFC22 3826                    1   2  0  13         MEDAL OF HONOR M1 (745)   
-M.I.T. GRAD 48209             3   1  0  10         BRIGHT (8337)             
-PACK ELEPHANT 39591           2   2  1   9         DUNGEON DONT'S (5888)     
 YOUNG JB 57685                2   0  0   9         WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)    
-PICKWICKS 44207               1   0  0   9         PUB CRAWLERS 11 (7678)    
 ROZZA 57627                   1   1  0   8         THIRSTY THUGS 1340 (6235) 
 STEWART GOON 53252            1   1  0   8         THIRSTY THUGS 1502 (9178) 
-CRAZY 103 57664               0   1  0   7         CRAZY 88 15 (2086)        
-SERGEANT 3 10724              0   2  0   6         MEDAL OF HONOR AAG (1938) 
 GOT HOMIES 56484              0   2  0   2         WHO DO YA LOVE? (8814)    
-BOX THIS UP 41160             0   1  0   1         OTTODROME 134 (7172)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
YELLOW SWEATER 48211    5  2 1 BRIGHT 8337          MINION 50725          305   
PAWS 57373              1  1 0 DEVIL DOGS 2867      SERGEANT 1 29355      304   
LOCO GUAPO 56384        0  1 0 EL CAMINO GUAPO 5116 ROBERT PAULSON  47275 302  NOT REVENGED
YIRAT 3188              0  1 0 OF WOLF & MAN 40 623 CRAZY 36 11467        302  NOT REVENGED
ROBERT PAULSON  52268   3  3 0 PROJECT MAYHEM  8986 GEORGE BURNS 41109    303   
HOME NAVEL 53244        1  3 0 THIRSTY THUGS 1 9176 ARDLE 23437           306   
WHITE CLIFFS 57622      1  5 0 UNGENTLE BENS 9411   SERGEANT 2 29359      306   
THE LOW-LOW 57686       0  1 0 WHO DO YA LOVE? 8814 MOUNTAIN TROLL        306  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE LOW-LOW was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TROPHY WIFE was bested by PRODIGY in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
FAT OLD SUN was handily defeated by BILLY JOE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
POORLY SUHTED was viciously subdued by BALTIMORE ZOO in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
LOTTO was subdued by EFFUSE AIRLINE in a 2 minute Challenge Title competition.
TIME was devastated by VAINLY ASSAULT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MINION unbelievably bested SIBLE in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
SOLICITATION slimly won victory over SERGEANT 1 in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
LIONSHU overpowered RAYMOND ZUSSMAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
UNION overpowered TEARJERKER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TSUHNAMI handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
UNSAVED GOBBLER was subdued by HTN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's competition.
ROBERT PAULSON 125 demolished WATER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BEAR was overpowered by FRANCES PIERCE in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MORGANOR was vanquished by HERO OF THE DAY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SERGEANT 5 was handily defeated by ELFMAN STRAUSS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SERGEANT 4 devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
TEXAS SYN beat BLOOD CLOT in a 2 minute bout.
ONE VISION beat SERGEANT 1 in a 2 minute fight.
ROBERT PAULSON 40 handily defeated SFC12 in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SERGEANT 5 was overpowered by SALEH in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
JOKER beat PFC22 in a action packed 1 minute fray.
BKA was handily defeated by DECREPID in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ARDLE murdered HOME NAVEL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SERGEANT 2 dispatched WHITE CLIFFS in a 2 minute match.
COBWEBS luckily beat ROZZA in a popular 5 minute novice's duel.
CRAZY 50 demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
GOT HOMIES was viciously subdued by STEWART GOON in a 2 minute gruesome novice's fray.
YOUNG JB luckily beat PFC19 in a 2 minute gruesome competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  14 -  2      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  1      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  13 -  0      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         STRIKING ATTACK   50 -  40 -  4      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   8 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    60 -  63 -  4      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  25 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        44 -  56 -  3      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  19 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -  11 -  0      21  |

Turn 306 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  4         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  8         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  7         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  3                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  3                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  EFFUSE AIRLINE -25363       8   2  0  156 ORL 2013T (7002)
LUNGING ATTACK   UNION 24492                11   8  1  113 ERROR U (4344)
TOTAL PARRY      ROBERT PAULSON 125 -13315   6   2  0   94 PROJECT MAYHEM 39 (8977)
BASHING ATTACK   HTN -17891                 11  10  0   88 ERRFIVE (8235)
STRIKING ATTACK  UNSAVED GOBBLER 15593       7   4  0   79 070910H (2754)
WALL OF STEEL    MINION -14811               5   1  1   73 DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SERGEANT 4 20869            4   2  0   58 MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715)
PARRY-LUNGE      SERGEANT 1 20862            6   3  0   48 MEDAL OF HONOR AAB (3714)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TSUHNAMI -8684.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was EFFUSE AIRLINE -25363.  The ten other most popular fighters were SERGEANT 1 
20862, ROZZA -7909, COBWEBS -14812, SOLICITATION -10990, SERGEANT 1 29355, FRANCES 
PIERCE 3704, HERO OF THE DAY 18564, SERGEANT 4 20869, TEXAS SYN -14199, and JOKER 
32175.

The least popular fighter this week was HOME NAVEL -12292.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BKA -17893, PFC22 3826, SFC12 23960, SERGEANT 5 20868, WATER 
-8772, TEARJERKER 4392, RAYMOND ZUSSMAN 3696, TIME -8484, THE LOW-LOW -7850, and GOT 
HOMIES -9052.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

UNION (84-24492) ERROR U