DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/16/2020 Duedate: 07/29/2020
BLACKSTONE ARENA
DM 84 TURN 315
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BAD HABIT JACKRABBIT
STATES OF MIND (2910)
(84-16473) [20-19-0,119]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
IMNOTA GOAT ATTACK
ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261) ROOKIE METALLICA 6 (3278)
(84-41767) [14-21-0,193] (84-18494) [4-1-0,53]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
BAD HABIT JACKRABBIT MUY LOCO VATO
STATES OF MIND (2910) STATES OF MIND (2910)
(84-16473) [20-19-0,119] (84-27410) [9-8-1,89]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
STATES OF MIND (2910)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BAD SPOTS (5433) 113
2. WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (3693) 55 MEDAL OF HONOR HK (6015)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR AAF (5198) 25 Unchartered Team
4. ERRFIVE (8235) 20
5. ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261) 20 ROOKIE CRUE 6 (4195)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*MEDAL OF HONOR L11 (3341) 4 0 0 100. 1/ 1 STATES OF MIND (2910) 6 6 0
2- 3*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (9258) 2 0 0 100. 2/49 ERRFIVE (8235) 3 1 1
3/ 5*ROOKIE CRUE 6 (4195) 2 0 0 100. 3/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715) 3 1 0
4- 6*PHILANTHROPISTS 88 (3323) 1 0 0 100. 4/21 BODY BY OTTO (9409) 3 3 0
5- 7*LAB TESTS (922) 1 0 0 100. 5- 4 DRIPPING WITH... (9163) 2 0 0
6-10*ROOKIE METALLICA 2 (3292) 7 1 0 87.5 6/26 FOOLS 2014 - XV (7833) 2 0 0
7-12*SUPE FORCES AA12 (2942) 4 1 0 80.0 7/27 ERRTWO (8232) 2 0 0
8/ 2*ROOKIE METALLICA 6 (3278) 4 1 0 80.0 8/28 ERRSIX (8236) 2 0 0
9/27*SPRING! XVI (9733) 3 1 0 75.0 9/30 APRIL MAIL-IN 14S (7659) 2 0 0
10-17 SUPE FORCES AA14 (2944) 11 4 0 73.3 10-13 PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5199) 2 0 0
11/20 MEDAL OF HONOR HK (6015) 8 3 0 72.7 11/ 0 BIRDEMIC (5439) 2 0 0
12-18*LUROCIANS FTF12F (5475) 5 2 1 71.4 12/32 MEDAL OF HONOR HK (6015) 2 0 0
13-19*PHILANTHROPISTS49 (1655) 5 2 1 71.4 13/33*ROOKIE CRUE 6 (4195) 2 0 0
14-22 SUPE FORCES AA08 (2938) 24 11 0 68.6 14/34 011411L (3847) 2 0 0
15/23 011411L (3847) 19 9 2 67.9 15- 6 SUPE FORCES AA14 (2944) 2 0 0
16/ 0 CHI 2014 AA (8323) 8 4 0 66.7 16- 9*ROOKIE QUEEN 38 (704) 2 0 0
17-24*ROOKIE QUEEN 38 (704) 6 3 0 66.7 17/64*PHILLY V (5628) 2 1 1
18-25*LUROCIAN RELATIVES (7162) 4 2 0 66.7 18/10*SPRING! XVI (9733) 2 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-26*MEDAL OF HONOR Y1 (2003) 4 2 0 66.7 19/11 THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216) 2 1 0
20/13*MEDAL OF HONOR Y3 (2005) 4 2 0 66.7 20/62 MEDAL OF HONOR HT (6024) 2 1 0
21-28*CHI 2014O (8311) 2 1 0 66.7 21/66 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (4764) 2 1 0
22/ 0*KOLACTICUS (5293) 2 1 0 66.7 22/54*ROOKIE METALLICA 8 (3280) 2 1 0
23/21 ERR11 (9265) 11 6 0 64.7 23/55 MEDAL OF HONOR T11 (1141) 2 1 0
24/ 0 107TH DIRE LANCERS (7232) 7 4 0 63.6 24/ 7 ROOKIES STYX 19 (1218) 2 1 0
25-32 PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5199) 7 4 0 63.6 25/70 WARRIORS 11 (412) 2 1 0
26/35 FOOLS 2014 - XV (7833) 10 6 0 62.5 26-19 DEVIL DOGS (2867) 2 2 0
27-34 SUPE FORCES 7806 (918) 8 5 2 61.5 27-23*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (9258) 1 0 0
28/41 ERRSIX (8236) 8 5 0 61.5 28-47 SUHT YOURSELF (9407) 1 0 0
29/40 MEDAL OF HONOR T11 (1141) 14 9 0 60.9 29-29*CHI 2014O (8311) 1 0 0
30/39 MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715) 20 13 0 60.6 30/ 0*KOLACTICUS (5293) 1 0 0
31-36 LUROCIAN IDIOTS (1703) 9 6 0 60.0 31/ 0 BAD SPOTS (5433) 1 0 0
32-37*PHILANTHROPISTS 12 (6629) 6 4 0 60.0 32/ 0 BUSINESS CLASS (5753) 1 0 0
33/15*ROOKIE QUEEN 48 (714) 3 2 1 60.0 33- 5*MEDAL OF HONOR L11 (3341) 1 0 0
34-38*PHILANTHROPISTS 12 (6630) 3 2 0 60.0 34-36 SUPE FORCES AA08 (2938) 1 0 0
35/16*ROOKIE METALLICA 4 (3276) 3 2 0 60.0 35-37*SUPE FORCES AA12 (2942) 1 0 0
36/33 MEDAL OF HONOR AAB (3714) 10 7 0 58.8 36-39*ROOKIE METALLICA 2 (3292) 1 0 0
37/47 THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216) 15 11 1 57.7 37-40*PHILANTHROPISTS 88 (3323) 1 0 0
38-42 LUROCIAN DEMONS (2646) 8 6 0 57.1 38- 3 LUROCIAN IDIOTS (1703) 1 0 0
39-44*MEDAL OF HONOR GB (4813) 4 3 0 57.1 39-43 SUPE FORCES 7806 (918) 1 0 0
40-46 MEDAL OF HONOR W10 (1665) 9 7 0 56.2 40-44*LAB TESTS (922) 1 0 0
41/49 ERRONE (8231) 14 11 0 56.0 41- 8*PHILNTHROPISTS23 (1404) 1 0 0
42/ 0 BUSINESS CLASS (5753) 58 49 2 54.2 42-45 PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635) 1 0 0
43/ 0 WAY OF THE SWORD C (3693) 28 24 2 53.8 43/24 ERR11 (9265) 1 1 0
44/ 0 BAD SPOTS (5433) 8 7 0 53.3 44/82 ERRONE (8231) 1 1 0
45/52 ERRTWO (8232) 23 21 0 52.3 45-59*LUROCIAN RELATIVES (7162) 1 1 0
46-51 DRIPPING WITH... (9163) 18 17 0 51.4 46-63*LUROCIANS FTFT12C (5478) 1 1 0
47/53 THIRSTY THUGS 1356 (6834) 23 23 1 50.0 47-65*MEDAL OF HONOR GB (4813) 1 1 0
48/62 ERRFIVE (8235) 19 19 1 50.0 48/35*ERROR S (4146) 1 1 0
49/ 0 DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714) 8 8 1 50.0 49-15 LUROCIAN DEMONS (2646) 1 1 0
50/50 ROOKIES STYX 19 (1218) 7 7 0 50.0 50/38*ROOKIE METALLICA 6 (3278) 1 1 0
51-57*PHILNTHROPISTS23 (1404) 4 4 0 50.0 51-17*MEDAL OF HONOR Y1 (2003) 1 1 0
52/82*PHILLY V (5628) 2 2 1 50.0 52-69 MEDAL OF HONOR W10 (1665) 1 1 0
53/81*NAMED BY TDO (7044) 2 2 0 50.0 53/48 PROJECT MAYHEM 12 (8172) 1 2 0
54-58*LUROCIANS TEMPE 13 (6345) 2 2 0 50.0 54/58*NAMED BY TDO (7044) 1 2 0
55/29*NATURE IV (6431) 2 2 0 50.0 55/12*NATURE IV (6431) 1 2 0
56/83*ROOKIE METALLICA 8 (3280) 2 2 0 50.0 56/71 MEDAL OF HONOR AAF (5198) 1 2 0
57-59*SUPERIOR FORCES 20 (7508) 1 1 0 50.0 57/14 MEDAL OF HONOR AAB (3714) 1 2 0
58/ 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261) 123 124 1 49.8 58/53*ROOKIE METALLICA 4 (3276) 1 2 0
59/54 SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2314) 12 13 0 48.0 59/16 MEDAL OF HONOR AAG (1938) 1 2 0
60/ 0 BIRDEMIC (5439) 55 61 3 47.4 60/18*MEDAL OF HONOR Y3 (2005) 1 2 0
61/67 MEDAL OF HONOR HT (6024) 9 10 0 47.4 61/57*ROOKIE QUEEN 48 (714) 1 2 0
62/ 0 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 20 23 1 46.5 62/ 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261) 1 3 0
63-64 SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8270) 6 7 1 46.2 63/72 THIRSTY THUGS 1356 (6834) 0 3 0
64/63 STATES OF MIND (2910) 59 70 1 45.7 64/67 SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2314) 0 3 0
65-65 SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8671) 5 6 0 45.5 65/68 MEDAL OF HONOR W4 (1659) 0 3 0
66-66 PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635) 8 10 1 44.4 66/ 0 DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714) 0 2 0
67/56*ERROR S (4146) 4 5 1 44.4 67-73 SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8270) 0 2 0
68-68*ROOKIE METALLICA 3 (3302) 4 5 1 44.4 68-60*PHILANTHROPISTS 12 (6629) 0 2 0
69-69*SUPERIOR FORCES 1E (9260) 4 5 0 44.4 69-61*PHILANTHROPISTS 12 (6630) 0 2 0
70-70*LUROCIANS FTFT12C (5478) 4 5 0 44.4 70-77 SUPERIOR FORCES DA (8671) 0 1 0
71/77 MEDAL OF HONOR AAF (5198) 8 11 2 42.1 71-79*SUPERIOR FORCES 1E (9260) 0 1 0
72/72 PROJECT MAYHEM 12 (8172) 7 10 2 41.2 72/ 0 CHI 2014 AA (8323) 0 1 0
73/73 MEDAL OF HONOR W4 (1659) 7 10 0 41.2 73-83*LUROCIAN MISFITS (7163) 0 1 0
74/75 BODY BY OTTO (9409) 72 104 7 40.9 74/ 0 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 0 1 0
75-76 DEVIL DOGS (2867) 22 32 0 40.7 75/ 0 107TH DIRE LANCERS (7232) 0 1 0
76/74 MEDAL OF HONOR AAG (1938) 6 9 0 40.0 76-84*SUPERIOR FORCES 20 (7508) 0 1 0
77-78 SUHT YOURSELF (9407) 70 117 3 37.4 77-50*LUROCIANS TEMPE 13 (6345) 0 1 0
78-80 NOT THAT LANE! (990) 4 7 0 36.4 78-85*PHILANTHROPISTS 11 (5194) 0 1 0
79/86 APRIL MAIL-IN 14S (7659) 5 13 0 27.8 79-51*LUROCIANS FTF12F (5475) 0 1 0
80/85 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (4764) 8 21 1 27.6 80-75*LUROCIAN MMA1 (5992) 0 1 0
81/89 WARRIORS 11 (412) 3 12 0 20.0 81-52*DOTS (4507) 0 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
82-87*DOTS (4507) 1 4 0 20.0 82-89*PHILANTHROPISTS 96 (3564) 0 1 0
83-90*PHILANTHROPISTS 11 (5194) 0 2 0 0.0 83/ 0 WAY OF THE SWORD C (3693) 0 1 0
84-91*LUROCIAN MMA1 (5992) 0 2 0 0.0 84-92*ROOKIE METALLICA 3 (3302) 0 1 0
85-92*NMMI 3 (1928) 0 2 0 0.0 85-76*NMMI 3 (1928) 0 1 0
86-94*LUROCIAN MISFITS (7163) 0 1 0 0.0 86-94 NOT THAT LANE! (990) 0 1 0
87-95*PHILANTHROPISTS 96 (3564) 0 1 0 0.0 87-56*PHILANTHROPISTS49 (1655) 0 1 0
88/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR N10 (764) 0 1 0 0.0 88/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR N10 (764) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon BLACKSTONE,
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet
pond, ERRFIVE blew up the rankings to 47! Managers were muttering after BODY BY OTTO
showed BLACKSTONE what they could do: 1-1-0 to move up by 17. Perhaps it is FOOLS
2014 - XV members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 26th to 6th last
week... (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond,
ERRTWO blew up the rankings to 20! Managers were muttering after ERRSIX showed
BLACKSTONE what they could do: 1-0-0 to move up by 20. Like a chunk of francium
heaved into a wet pond, APRIL MAIL-IN 14S blew up the rankings to 21! Perhaps it is
MEDAL OF HONOR HK members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 32nd to 12th
last week... (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet
pond, ROOKIE CRUE 6 blew up the rankings to 20! Managers were muttering after
011411L showed BLACKSTONE what they could do: 1-0-0 to move up by 20. Perhaps it is
PHILLY V members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 64th to 17th last
week... (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond,
MEDAL OF HONOR HT blew up the rankings to 42! Perhaps it is SUPERIOR FORCES 72
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 66th to 21st last week...
(Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after ROOKIE METALLICA 8 showed
BLACKSTONE what they could do: 1-0-0 to move up by 32. Perhaps it is MEDAL OF HONOR
T11 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 55th to 23rd last week...
(Less time in the sun...) The boys at ROOKIES STYX 19 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch
we all know and love, after suffering a 17 drop last week. Like a chunk of francium
heaved into a wet pond, WARRIORS 11 blew up the rankings to 45! Thinking about
sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is ERR11, after suffering a 19 drop in
ranking. Managers were muttering after ERRONE showed BLACKSTONE what they could do:
1-0-0 to move up by 38. Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of
ERROR S. Note their drop in the rankings from 35th to 48th. Watch out!!! The boys
at ROOKIE METALLICA 6 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after
suffering a 12 drop last week. Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark
Arena is NATURE IV, after suffering a 43 drop in ranking. Perhaps it is MEDAL OF
HONOR AAF members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 71st to 56th last
week... (Less time in the sun...) The boys at MEDAL OF HONOR AAB aren't the
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 43 drop last week.
Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of MEDAL OF HONOR AAG. Note
their drop in the rankings from 16th to 59th. Watch out!!! Thinking about sending
their team manager to the Dark Arena is MEDAL OF HONOR Y3, after suffering a 42 drop
in ranking. BAD SPOTS had cause to celebrate, after QUICKSAND! got 113 points by
beating ROBERT PAULSON 40. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and
practice more, after losing 17 points to SERGEANT 2. (Discrete enough, ARDLE?) You
could cut the tension with a scimitar as GREAT WHITE HOPE of ROOKIES STYX 19 met the
Duelmaster. GREAT WHITE HOPE found out that BLACKSTONE isn't a democracy. You've
gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! Word has it one team in BLACKSTONE is
taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from
the lion, so did the "warriors" in BLACKSTONE avoid WARRIORS 11. Like a pup with its
tail between its legs, BODY BY OTTO scurried away from WARRIORS 11. Oh, the shame!
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Q: What's a record like 11-7-1 get you? A: A free trip to the Dark Arena!
This week's winner: RAEM of WAY OF THE SWORD C4! You've heard about WALTER WILL of
MEDAL OF HONOR W4. Death plays no favorites, and neither do I. What was a 7-10-0
doing on the fields in the first place? Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will
pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor.
Do not think spyreporting in BLACKSTONE is the highlight of my life. My fingers
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable
character. Do not despair! I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BAD HABIT JACKRABBIT 16473 20 19 0 119 STATES OF MIND (2910)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IMNOTA GOAT 41767 14 21 0 193 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)
QUICKSAND! 30870 8 4 0 180 BAD SPOTS (5433)
ECO POWER 51863 12 4 0 135 BIRDEMIC (5439)
CEO 32817 15 7 0 110 BUSINESS CLASS (5753)
-HERO OF THE DAY 18564 7 1 0 106 ROOKIE METALLICA 20 (3292)
-SERGEANT 4 20869 9 2 0 104 MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715)
LAIR CHIME 47541 15 11 1 102 THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216)
HTN 47645 12 12 1 102 ERRFIVE (8235)
GROTTO 57440 13 7 0 100 BODY BY OTTO (9409)
SSG 4 34311 8 3 0 100 MEDAL OF HONOR HK (6015)
WHISTLER 26863 8 21 1 95 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (4764)
BLOODY MAYHEM 56647 12 5 0 94 BIRDEMIC (5439)
-SSG 20 9190 9 7 0 94 MEDAL OF HONOR W10 (1665)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GREAT WHITE HOPE 6452 4 6 0 90 ROOKIES STYX 19 (1218)
MUY LOCO VATO 27410 9 8 1 89 STATES OF MIND (2910)
-SSG 9 18811 4 0 0 86 MEDAL OF HONOR L11 (3341)
SERGEANT 1 20862 10 7 0 85 MEDAL OF HONOR AAB (3714)
BEAR 47627 7 7 0 84 ERRTWO (8232)
KAMMEREIS 13169 12 13 0 81 SUPERIOR FORCES 4A0 (2314)
MODRIC 39190 12 16 1 79 THIRSTY THUGS 1356 (6834)
DUCKY RERUN 45142 10 2 0 78 FOOLS 2014 - XV (7833)
-SWAGOO 53183 6 5 0 77 DRIPPING WITH... (9163)
-DUMGUM 9404 5 3 0 76 LUROCIAN IDIOTS (1703)
PURIAS 41560 7 4 0 75 107TH DIRE LANCERS (7232)
-SKOACH 30600 7 3 0 75 PHILANTHROPISTS 104 (5199)
MORGANOR 41533 7 14 0 73 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227)
-JUSTALYNE AIRIS 31092 5 2 1 73 LUROCIANS FTF12F (5475)
SERGEANT 5 20868 9 8 0 72 MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715)
SIBLE 53804 10 6 0 71 ERR11 (9265)
MINION 50725 6 4 1 71 DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714)
-TRADICK 16620 10 5 0 69 SUPE FORCES AA08 (2938)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PFC 25 34355 9 7 0 66 MEDAL OF HONOR HT (6024)
SALEH 47647 7 5 0 66 ERRSIX (8236)
-FRIED CHEESE 53180 8 3 0 63 DRIPPING WITH... (9163)
-I'LL BITE YOU!! 35360 5 3 0 63 DEVIL DOGS (2867)
WATER 56764 9 5 0 62 ERRONE (8231)
COTTONTAIL 57050 11 21 1 61 BODY BY OTTO (9409)
ROBERT PAULSON 40 47320 7 7 2 60 PROJECT MAYHEM 12 (8172)
-ATHER 47832 6 7 1 60 SUPERIOR FORCES 700 (8270)
SOUND SHOWGIRL 44100 5 9 0 59 APRIL MAIL-IN 14S (7659)
-CHANC 50476 5 6 0 59 SUPERIOR FORCES DA0 (8671)
CRAPPY SATIRE 2089 3 12 0 59 WARRIORS 11 (412)
BKA 47643 4 4 0 57 ERRFIVE (8235)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GUENE MITAR 31104 4 4 0 55 LUROCIANS FTFT12C (5478)
-BROWN BAGGER 5184 4 7 0 53 NOT THAT LANE! (990)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SERGEANT 4 11058 4 2 0 53 MEDAL OF HONOR Y1 (2003)
ATTACK 18494 4 1 0 53 ROOKIE METALLICA 6 (3278)
-ALGARICEPT 15021 8 6 0 52 LUROCIAN DEMONS (2646)
SERGEANT 2 29359 4 7 1 52 MEDAL OF HONOR AAF (5198)
-MAXIM MIST 37873 6 3 0 51 PHILANTHROPISTS 121 (6629)
JAGGED SANDMAN 48101 8 4 0 49 CHI 2014 AA (8323)
-YOY SMILEBLOOM 9037 5 5 1 49 PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635)
-THAT DARF TOO 53774 4 4 0 48 SUPERIOR FORCES 1E1 (9260)
-STEALIN' 3619 6 3 0 45 ROOKIE QUEEN 38 (704)
-SSG 1 27135 4 3 0 45 MEDAL OF HONOR GB (4813)
-THANDOR NENANU 7598 4 3 0 44 PHILNTHROPISTS23 (1404)
R.I.P. 44819 9 15 0 43 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)
SERGEANT 5 10722 6 7 0 43 MEDAL OF HONOR AAG (1938)
-ARVEK NENANU 9139 5 2 1 41 PHILANTHROPISTS49 (1655)
-BELSER 16640 4 1 0 40 SUPE FORCES AA12 (2942)
ARDLE 23437 4 5 1 38 ERROR S (4146)
DON'T GO AWAU MAD 23684 2 0 0 38 ROOKIE CRUE 6 (4195)
ENTER SANDMAN 18503 2 2 0 37 ROOKIE METALLICA 8 (3280)
ERNEST DERVISHIAN 11065 4 2 0 36 MEDAL OF HONOR Y3 (2005)
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN 3670 3 2 1 36 ROOKIE QUEEN 48 (714)
-NEHIR 53763 2 0 0 35 SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (9258)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RYAN 41096 3 2 0 29 LUROCIAN RELATIVES (7162)
SORE 40384 2 2 0 29 NAMED BY TDO (7044)
FINN THE HUMAN 34477 2 0 0 29 011411L (3847)
SSG 20 36741 2 1 0 28 MEDAL OF HONOR T11 (1141)
-WIX 37877 3 2 0 27 PHILANTHROPISTS 122 (6630)
-LORD BYRON 45697 3 1 0 27 DEVIL DOGS (2867)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JAMES 4789 2 0 0 22 SUPE FORCES 7806 (918)
-RELOAD 57649 2 3 0 20 ROOKIE METALLICA 30 (3302)
-ARMBAR 36319 2 2 0 20 LUROCIANS TEMPE 13C (6345)
BLITZKRIEG 18483 3 2 0 19 ROOKIE METALLICA 4 (3276)
WEBBED ROSE 32037 2 2 1 16 PHILLY V (5628)
COBWEBS 50724 2 4 0 16 DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714)
PEPE 29948 1 0 0 16 KOLACTICUS (5293)
OBESE BANANAS 56275 3 1 0 15 SPRING! XVI (9733)
-GNARL 29337 0 1 0 15 PHILANTHROPISTS 113 (5194)
POISON OAK 36793 2 2 0 12 NATURE IV (6431)
-RIP 3 4810 1 0 0 12 LAB TESTS (922)
-LOYAL UNIT 48040 1 0 0 11 CHI 2014O (8311)
-HEARTSWEET 43163 1 1 0 8 SUPERIOR FORCES 200 (7508)
-PARADISE PUNCH 25396 1 1 0 8 DOTS (4507)
-SCORBINK 18718 1 0 0 7 PHILANTHROPISTS 88 (3323)
-CRUNK 41101 0 1 0 7 LUROCIAN MISFITS (7163)
NUMB 57706 1 3 0 6 STATES OF MIND (2910)
-JAMES ROGERS 10672 0 2 0 6 NMMI 3 (1928)
-KENDO 34186 0 2 0 6 LUROCIAN MMA1 (5992)
-PITBULL 57714 1 0 0 5 DEVIL DOGS (2867)
-DEEP TREE 20026 0 1 0 5 PHILANTHROPISTS 96 (3564)
-CUJO 57719 0 1 0 1 DEVIL DOGS (2867)
SGT 24 3919 0 1 0 1 MEDAL OF HONOR N10 (764)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DEEP DISH 54726 0 1 0 CHICAGO BOUND 2 9448 NO MORE WEEDS 2710 312
WALTER WILL 9161 7 10 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 1659 HTN 47645 315
PRETTY HATE MAC 46080 1 3 0 STATES OF MIND 2910 WEBBED ROSE 32037 315
RAEM 20700 11 8 1 WAY OF THE SWOR 3693 ARENAMASTER 315 NONE
BYE 57739 0 1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI 7261 WURM KIN 315 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SEE YA 57738 0 1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI 7261 ARENAMASTER 315 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RAEM was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SEE YA was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
BYE was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GREAT WHITE HOPE was vanquished by BAD HABIT JACKRABBIT in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
COTTONTAIL was overpowered by BEAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DUCKY RERUN bested KAMMEREIS in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
CEO bested MORGANOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's match.
MUY LOCO VATO was defeated by SSG 4 in a action packed 4 minute expert's melee.
IMNOTA GOAT won victory over SERGEANT 1 in a action packed 3 minute veteran's duel.
ECO POWER vanquished MODRIC in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LAIR CHIME savagely defeated MINION in a popular 2 minute brutal veteran's melee.
GROTTO demolished PURIAS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched competition.
HTN murdered WALTER WILL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SIBLE was overpowered by WHISTLER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
QUICKSAND! overpowered ROBERT PAULSON 40 in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLOODY MAYHEM devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
SALEH devastated SERGEANT 5 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SERGEANT 5 subdued ATTACK in a exciting 2 minute veteran's bout.
PFC 25 narrowly defeated JAGGED SANDMAN in a 2 minute master's conflict.
WATER devastated GOD SAVE THE QUEEN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CRAPPY SATIRE unbelievably bested R.I.P. in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's match.
ARDLE was vanquished by SERGEANT 2 in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
ERNEST DERVISHIAN was savagely defeated by SOUND SHOWGIRL in a 3 minute gory fight.
BKA won victory over THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
ENTER SANDMAN overpowered COBWEBS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DON'T GO AWAU MAD vanquished POISON OAK in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
SORE overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SSG 20 handily defeated NUMB in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
FINN THE HUMAN overpowered BLITZKRIEG in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WEBBED ROSE assassinated PRETTY HATE MACHINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OBESE BANANAS overpowered SGT 24 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PEPE beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a exciting 1 minute bloody beginner's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 19 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 11 - 0 69 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 13 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 5 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 STRIKING ATTACK 76 - 52 - 3 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 15 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 76 - 72 - 0 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 23 - 1 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 72 - 83 - 3 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 22 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 3 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
Turn 315 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 9 - 10 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 6 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 6 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW BAD HABIT JACKRABBI 16473 20 19 0 119 STATES OF MIND (2910)
TOTAL PARRY QUICKSAND! 30870 8 4 0 180 BAD SPOTS (5433)
STRIKING ATTACK ECO POWER -13673 12 4 0 135 BIRDEMIC (5439)
LUNGING ATTACK LAIR CHIME -17995 15 11 1 102 THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216)
PARRY-LUNGE SERGEANT 1 20862 10 7 0 85 MEDAL OF HONOR AAB (3714)
SLASHING ATTACK DUCKY RERUN -20394 10 2 0 78 FOOLS 2014 - XV (7833)
WALL OF STEEL MINION -14811 6 4 1 71 DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BAD HABIT JACKRABBIT 16473. The most popular
warrior this turn was MUY LOCO VATO 27410. The ten other most popular fighters were
SERGEANT 5 20868, SSG 4 -31225, SERGEANT 1 20862, LAIR CHIME -17995, BKA -17893, BAD
HABIT JACKRABBIT 16473, BLOODY MAYHEM -8889, PFC 25 -31181, SOUND SHOWGIRL -21436,
and CEO -32719.
The least popular fighter this week was PRETTY HATE MACHINE -19456. The other ten
least popular fighters were BLITZKRIEG 18483, NUMB -7830, COBWEBS -14812, GOD SAVE
THE QUEEN 3670, SIBLE -11732, WALTER WILL 9161, MINION -14811, MODRIC -26346,
MORGANOR -24003, and COTTONTAIL -8486.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BAD HABIT JACKRABBIT (84-16473) STATES OF MIND
Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update
The Commission's administrative office on the Isle was in a big square building
that looked like any other administrative office building in any national capital.
Standard, boring. Except for the goats. Half a dozen goats were wandering free,
eating the landscaping, and as many clerks were chasing them. A clerk saw them
coming, he looked like a Trustworthy Scribe, and he rushed over to the approaching
gladiators. "Do you know anything about goats?" He gestured helplessly at the hungry
goats. "They're here because of the Name-Change-o-Rama. We donate them to help change
the world, you know."
The gladiators nodded. They'd heard about it, but hadn't thought it would be so
funny to see. "How did you deal with them last time?"
The clerk made a disgusted gesture. "People came and took them away. But the
people didn't come this time. They sent a message about being quarantined! Aren't we
all? And WE get to work! Goats are not in our job description."
One of the gladiators snorted laughter. "We'll help," he said. "Where do you
want them?"
* * * *
Embric, relieved that he had not been appointed goat-herder this afternoon,
carefully dipped his pen in ink and began to write. "It is our pleasure and honor
to note that one hundred and twenty-seven gladiators and teams have elected to change
their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving people. With the
Commission's matching funds, this has purchased six goats--a good goat can't be
purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to their new homes,
where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very welcome. We wish all
the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."