DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/30/2020    Duedate: 08/12/2020

BLACKSTONE ARENA

DM 84    TURN 316

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GROTTO
BODY BY OTTO (9409)
(84-57440) [14-7-1,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GROTTO                         ATTACK
BODY BY OTTO (9409)            ROOKIE METALLICA 6 (3278)
(84-57440) [14-7-1,117]        (84-18494) [4-2-0,54]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LAIR CHIME                     COBWEBS
THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216)      DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714)
(84-47541) [16-11-1,105]       (84-50724) [2-5-0,17]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BODY BY OTTO (9409)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STATES OF MIND (2910)         36 
2. BODY BY OTTO (9409)           24    CHI 2014 AA (8323)
3. APRIL MAIL-IN 14S (7659)      24    Unchartered Team
4. 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227)     22 
5. WARRIORS 11 (412)             18    ROOKIE CRUE 6 (4195)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3*ROOKIE CRUE 6 (4195)       3   0  0 100.   1/ 4 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       5  2 1
 2/ 0*GLORIOUS TEAM #28 (9086)   1   0  0 100.   2/ 1 STATES OF MIND (2910)     5  6 1
 3/ 0*FOOLS 2014 - X (7828)      1   0  0 100.   3/ 9 APRIL MAIL-IN 14S (7659)  3  0 0
 4/ 0*WINTER 2013 XIX (7361)     1   0  0 100.   4/13*ROOKIE CRUE 6 (4195)      3  0 0
 5- 4*PHILANTHROPISTS 88 (3323)  1   0  0 100.   5/14 011411L (3847)            3  0 0
 6- 5*LAB TESTS (922)            1   0  0 100.   6/22*ROOKIE METALLICA 8 (3280) 3  0 0
 7/ 9*SPRING! XVI (9733)         4   1  0 80.0   7- 2 ERRFIVE (8235)            2  0 1
 8-10 SUPE FORCES AA14 (2944)   11   4  0 73.3   8- 5 DRIPPING WITH... (9163)   2  0 0
 9-11 MEDAL OF HONOR HK (6015)   8   3  0 72.7   9-20 MEDAL OF HONOR HT (6024)  2  0 0
10/16 CHI 2014 AA (8323)         9   4  0 69.2  10-11 BIRDEMIC (5439)           2  0 0
11/15 011411L (3847)            20   9  2 69.0  11-12 MEDAL OF HONOR HK (6015)  2  0 0
12-17*ROOKIE QUEEN 38 (704)      6   3  0 66.7  12- 3 MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715) 2  0 0
13-18*LUROCIAN RELATIVES (7162)  4   2  0 66.7  13-23 MEDAL OF HONOR T11 (1141) 2  0 0
14/35*ROOKIE METALLICA 4 (3276)  4   2  0 66.7  14/18*SPRING! XVI (9733)        2  1 0
15/ 8*ROOKIE METALLICA 6 (3278)  4   2  0 66.7  15/ 6 FOOLS 2014 - XV (7833)    2  1 0
16-19*MEDAL OF HONOR Y1 (2003)   4   2  0 66.7  16/19 THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216) 2  1 0
17-20*MEDAL OF HONOR Y3 (2005)   4   2  0 66.7  17/21 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (4764) 2  1 0
18-21*CHI 2014O (8311)           2   1  0 66.7  18/25 WARRIORS 11 (412)         2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-22*KOLACTICUS (5293)          2   1  0 66.7  19-26 DEVIL DOGS (2867)         2  2 0
20-23 ERR11 (9265)              11   6  0 64.7  20/ 0*GLORIOUS TEAM #28 (9086)  1  0 0
21-25 PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5199)  7   4  0 63.6  21/ 0*FOOLS 2014 - X (7828)     1  0 0
22-28 ERRSIX (8236)              8   5  0 61.5  22-44 ERRONE (8231)             1  0 0
23-29 MEDAL OF HONOR T11 (1141) 14   9  0 60.9  23- 7 ERRTWO (8232)             1  0 0
24-30 MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715) 20  13  0 60.6  24- 8 ERRSIX (8236)             1  0 0
25-32*PHILANTHROPISTS 12 (6629)  6   4  0 60.0  25-29*CHI 2014O (8311)          1  0 0
26-34*PHILANTHROPISTS 12 (6630)  3   2  0 60.0  26-45*LUROCIAN RELATIVES (7162) 1  0 0
27/56*ROOKIE METALLICA 8 (3280)  3   2  0 60.0  27/ 0*WINTER 2013 XIX (7361)    1  0 0
28/37 THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216) 16  11  1 59.3  28-10 PHILANTHROPISTS 10 (5199) 1  0 0
29/26 FOOLS 2014 - XV (7833)    10   7  0 58.8  29-30*KOLACTICUS (5293)         1  0 0
30-36 MEDAL OF HONOR AAB (3714) 10   7  0 58.8  30-31 BAD SPOTS (5433)          1  0 0
31/24 107TH DIRE LANCERS (7232)  7   5  0 58.3  31-32 BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     1  0 0
32-38 LUROCIAN DEMONS (2646)     8   6  0 57.1  32-37*PHILANTHROPISTS 88 (3323) 1  0 0
33-39*MEDAL OF HONOR GB (4813)   4   3  0 57.1  33-49 LUROCIAN DEMONS (2646)    1  0 0
34-40 MEDAL OF HONOR W10 (1665)  9   7  0 56.2  34-15 SUPE FORCES AA14 (2944)   1  0 0
35-41 ERRONE (8231)             14  11  0 56.0  35-52 MEDAL OF HONOR W10 (1665) 1  0 0
36-42 BUSINESS CLASS (5753)     58  49  2 54.2  36-40*LAB TESTS (922)           1  0 0
37-43 WAY OF THE SWORD C (3693) 28  24  2 53.8  37-42 PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635)  1  0 0
38-44 BAD SPOTS (5433)           8   7  0 53.3  38-16*ROOKIE QUEEN 38 (704)     1  0 0
39-45 ERRTWO (8232)             23  21  0 52.3  39/72 CHI 2014 AA (8323)        1  1 0
40-46 DRIPPING WITH... (9163)   18  17  0 51.4  40/74 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 1  1 0
41/47 THIRSTY THUGS 1356 (6834) 24  23  1 51.1  41-56 MEDAL OF HONOR AAF (5198) 1  1 0
42-48 ERRFIVE (8235)            19  19  1 50.0  42-57 MEDAL OF HONOR AAB (3714) 1  1 0
43/33*ROOKIE QUEEN 48 (714)      3   3  1 50.0  43-59 MEDAL OF HONOR AAG (1938) 1  1 0
44-58 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)   123 124  1 49.8  44/17*PHILLY V (5628)           1  2 1
45/62 102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 21  23  1 47.7  45/54*NAMED BY TDO (7044)       1  2 0
46-60 BIRDEMIC (5439)           55  61  3 47.4  46/63 THIRSTY THUGS 1356 (6834) 1  2 0
47-61 MEDAL OF HONOR HT (6024)   9  10  0 47.4  47/58*ROOKIE METALLICA 4 (3276) 1  2 0
48/64 STATES OF MIND (2910)     62  70  2 47.0  48/50*ROOKIE METALLICA 6 (3278) 1  2 0
49/59 SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2314) 12  14  0 46.2  49-62 ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)    1  3 0
50-63 SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8270)  6   7  1 46.2  50/24 ROOKIES STYX 19 (1218)    1  3 0
51/49 DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714)   8  10  1 44.4  51/66 DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714)  0  4 0
52-66 PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635)   8  10  1 44.4  52/53 PROJECT MAYHEM 12 (8172)  0  3 0
53-67*ERROR S (4146)             4   5  1 44.4  53/55*NATURE IV (6431)          0  3 0
54-70*LUROCIANS FTFT12C (5478)   4   5  0 44.4  54/64 SUPERIOR FORCES 4A (2314) 0  3 0
55/50 ROOKIES STYX 19 (1218)     7   9  0 43.7  55/61*ROOKIE QUEEN 48 (714)     0  3 0
56-71 MEDAL OF HONOR AAF (5198)  8  11  2 42.1  56/75 107TH DIRE LANCERS (7232) 0  2 0
57/74 BODY BY OTTO (9409)       74 105  8 41.3  57-60*MEDAL OF HONOR Y3 (2005)  0  2 0
58-73 MEDAL OF HONOR W4 (1659)   7  10  0 41.2  58-65 MEDAL OF HONOR W4 (1659)  0  2 0
59-75 DEVIL DOGS (2867)         22  32  0 40.7  59-43 ERR11 (9265)              0  1 0
60-76 MEDAL OF HONOR AAG (1938)  6   9  0 40.0  60-67 SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (8270) 0  1 0
61/52*PHILLY V (5628)            2   3  1 40.0  61-73*LUROCIAN MISFITS (7163)   0  1 0
62/53*NAMED BY TDO (7044)        2   3  0 40.0  62-68*PHILANTHROPISTS 12 (6629) 0  1 0
63/55*NATURE IV (6431)           2   3  0 40.0  63-69*PHILANTHROPISTS 12 (6630) 0  1 0
64/72 PROJECT MAYHEM 12 (8172)   7  11  2 38.9  64-46*LUROCIANS FTFT12C (5478)  0  1 0
65-78 NOT THAT LANE! (990)       4   7  0 36.4  65-47*MEDAL OF HONOR GB (4813)  0  1 0
66/79 APRIL MAIL-IN 14S (7659)   6  13  0 31.6  66-82*PHILANTHROPISTS 96 (3564) 0  1 0
67/80 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (4764)  8  22  1 26.7  67-83 WAY OF THE SWORD C (3693) 0  1 0
68/81 WARRIORS 11 (412)          4  12  0 25.0  68-48*ERROR S (4146)            0  1 0
69-86*LUROCIAN MISFITS (7163)    0   1  0  0.0  69-51*MEDAL OF HONOR Y1 (2003)  0  1 0
70-87*PHILANTHROPISTS 96 (3564)  0   1  0  0.0  70-86 NOT THAT LANE! (990)      0  1 0
71-88*MEDAL OF HONOR N10 (764)   0   1  0  0.0  71-88*MEDAL OF HONOR N10 (764)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Mark your schedule for Jan2021 (the first turn after The FACE)

Probable:

Two Man Teams
     12 Rounds (IT IS TURF WAR 12!)
     Rather simple scoring based on:
          Winning
          Full Warrior Participation
     Turf Wars have long had prizes and certs.
     Of course this will continue.

Final rules will be posted in the near future. (Sometime this summer.)

Plan now, so you don't get left out!

                                          -- Those Magnificent TW Coordinators

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
BLACKSTONE brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, STATES OF MIND, since 
BODY BY OTTO took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  If The 
Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for ROOKIE METALLICA 8's good turn, I'm afraid the 
place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join CHI 2014 AA's celebration over their good 
record this turn.  39th place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks 
for 102ND DIRE LANCERS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 
1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  PHILLY V has fallen 
to 44th place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join THIRSTY THUGS 1356's celebration over their 
good record this turn.  46th place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying 
drinks for ROOKIE METALLICA 4's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before 
long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Look out below!  ROOKIES STYX 19 is on the 
way down, falling to 50th from 24th with a 0-2-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join DARKHEART DUNGEON's celebration over their 
good record this turn.  51st place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying 
drinks for 107TH DIRE LANCERS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before 
long.  A 0-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to 
see MORGANOR win a fight and gain 22 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, MORGANOR beat 
WHISTLER and WHISTLER lost 21 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is 
the spice of life, BLACKSTONE may be getting bland, as BAD HABIT JACKRABBIT stays top 
dog in the city.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  
You want to know what's new, don't you, BLACKSTONE?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, GREAT WHITE HOPE was 
this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  I suspect 
either a 21 will or a 21 ego on this one, but SOUND SHOWGIRL has challenged up by 31 
in an attempt against GREAT WHITE HOPE.  Well, ok, the upstart knave (where've I 
heard that before?) won this match and gained 24 points to boot!  Ha ha ha, GREAT 
WHITE HOPE.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  And what a stunning loss we have here, 
boys and girls, KAMMEREIS of SUPERIOR FORCES 4A06 has added the final loss to his 
12-13-0.  Tee hee!  Bye bye, warrior, bye bye...  PURIAS, a glorious 7-4-0 fighter, 
has passed away.  Gee, too bad 107TH DIRE LANCERS.  We're all going to die in the 
end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the BLACKSTONE arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I 
must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GROTTO 57440                 14   7  1 117         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ECO POWER 51863              12   4  0 135         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
 MUY LOCO VATO 27410          10   8  2 106         STATES OF MIND (2910)     
 LAIR CHIME 47541             16  11  1 105         THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216) 
-HTN 47645                    12  12  1 102         ERRFIVE (8235)            
-SSG 4 34311                   8   3  0 100         MEDAL OF HONOR HK (6015)  
 MORGANOR 41533                8  14  0  95         102ND DIRE LANCERS (7227) 
 LOTTO 54527                  15  30  3  94         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       
-BLOODY MAYHEM 56647          12   5  0  94         BIRDEMIC (5439)           
-SSG 20 9190                   9   7  0  94         MEDAL OF HONOR W10 (1665) 

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREAT WHITE HOPE 6452         4   7  0  87         ROOKIES STYX 19 (1218)    
-SERGEANT 1 20862             10   7  0  85         MEDAL OF HONOR AAB (3714) 
 MODRIC 39190                 13  16  1  84         THIRSTY THUGS 1356 (6834) 
-BEAR 47627                    7   7  0  84         ERRTWO (8232)             
 SOUND SHOWGIRL 44100          6   9  0  83         APRIL MAIL-IN 14S (7659)  
 DUCKY RERUN 45142            10   3  0  80         FOOLS 2014 - XV (7833)    
-SWAGOO 53183                  6   5  0  77         DRIPPING WITH... (9163)   
 CRAPPY SATIRE 2089            4  12  0  77         WARRIORS 11 (412)         
-SKOACH 30600                  7   3  0  75         PHILANTHROPISTS 104 (5199)
 WHISTLER 26863                8  22  1  74         SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (4764) 
-SERGEANT 5 20868              9   8  0  72         MEDAL OF HONOR AAC (3715) 
-SIBLE 53804                  10   6  0  71         ERR11 (9265)              
 COTTONTAIL 57050             12  21  1  67         BODY BY OTTO (9409)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PFC 25 34355                  9   7  0  66         MEDAL OF HONOR HT (6024)  
-SALEH 47647                   7   5  0  66         ERRSIX (8236)             
-FRIED CHEESE 53180            8   3  0  63         DRIPPING WITH... (9163)   
-I'LL BITE YOU!! 35360         5   3  0  63         DEVIL DOGS (2867)         
-WATER 56764                   9   5  0  62         ERRONE (8231)             
 ROBERT PAULSON 40 47320       7   8  2  61         PROJECT MAYHEM 12 (8172)  
-ATHER 47832                   6   7  1  60         SUPERIOR FORCES 700 (8270)
 MINION 50725                  6   5  1  60         DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714)  
 JAGGED SANDMAN 48101          9   4  0  58         CHI 2014 AA (8323)        
-BKA 47643                     4   4  0  57         ERRFIVE (8235)            

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GUENE MITAR 31104             4   4  0  55         LUROCIANS FTFT12C (5478)  
 ATTACK 18494                  4   2  0  54         ROOKIE METALLICA 6 (3278) 
-BROWN BAGGER 5184             4   7  0  53         NOT THAT LANE! (990)      
-SERGEANT 4 11058              4   2  0  53         MEDAL OF HONOR Y1 (2003)  
-ALGARICEPT 15021              8   6  0  52         LUROCIAN DEMONS (2646)    
-SERGEANT 2 29359              4   7  1  52         MEDAL OF HONOR AAF (5198) 
-MAXIM MIST 37873              6   3  0  51         PHILANTHROPISTS 121 (6629)
-YOY SMILEBLOOM 9037           5   5  1  49         PHILANTHROPISTS29 (1635)  
 DON'T GO AWAU MAD 23684       3   0  0  47         ROOKIE CRUE 6 (4195)      
 ENTER SANDMAN 18503           3   2  0  47         ROOKIE METALLICA 8 (3280) 
-STEALIN' 3619                 6   3  0  45         ROOKIE QUEEN 38 (704)     
-SSG 1 27135                   4   3  0  45         MEDAL OF HONOR GB (4813)  
-R.I.P. 44819                  9  15  0  43         ZOMBIE SQUAD XI (7261)    
-SERGEANT 5 10722              6   7  0  43         MEDAL OF HONOR AAG (1938) 
 FINN THE HUMAN 34477          3   0  0  40         011411L (3847)            
-ARDLE 23437                   4   5  1  38         ERROR S (4146)            
 GOD SAVE THE QUEEN 3670       3   3  1  37         ROOKIE QUEEN 48 (714)     
-ERNEST DERVISHIAN 11065       4   2  0  36         MEDAL OF HONOR Y3 (2005)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RYAN 41096                    3   2  0  29         LUROCIAN RELATIVES (7162) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SSG 20 36741                  2   1  0  28         MEDAL OF HONOR T11 (1141) 
-WIX 37877                     3   2  0  27         PHILANTHROPISTS 122 (6630)
-LORD BYRON 45697              3   1  0  27         DEVIL DOGS (2867)         
 OBESE BANANAS 56275           4   1  0  24         SPRING! XVI (9733)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLITZKRIEG 18483              4   2  0  23         ROOKIE METALLICA 4 (3276) 
 SORE 40384                    2   3  0  23         NAMED BY TDO (7044)       
 NUMB 57706                    2   3  0  19         STATES OF MIND (2910)     
 COBWEBS 50724                 2   5  0  17         DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714)  
-PEPE 29948                    1   0  0  16         KOLACTICUS (5293)         
 GREAT EXPECTATIONS 6451       3   2  0  15         ROOKIES STYX 19 (1218)    
 SLEEK MIDTOWN 45118           1   0  0  15         FOOLS 2014 - X (7828)     
 INANE MATTER 52777            1   0  0  14         GLORIOUS TEAM #28 (9086)  
 POISON OAK 36793              2   3  0  13         NATURE IV (6431)          
-RIP 3 4810                    1   0  0  12         LAB TESTS (922)           
 HERMETIC POORBOY 42363        1   0  0  11         WINTER 2013 XIX (7361)    
-LOYAL UNIT 48040              1   0  0  11         CHI 2014O (8311)          
 WEBBED ROSE 32037             2   3  1  10         PHILLY V (5628)           
-SCORBINK 18718                1   0  0   7         PHILANTHROPISTS 88 (3323) 
-CRUNK 41101                   0   1  0   7         LUROCIAN MISFITS (7163)   
-PITBULL 57714                 1   0  0   5         DEVIL DOGS (2867)         
-DEEP TREE 20026               0   1  0   5         PHILANTHROPISTS 96 (3564) 
-CUJO 57719                    0   1  0   1         DEVIL DOGS (2867)         
-SGT 24 3919                   0   1  0   1         MEDAL OF HONOR N10 (764)  

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PURIAS 41560            7  5 0 107TH DIRE LANC 7232 MUY LOCO VATO 27410   316   
DEEP DISH 54726         0  1 0 CHICAGO BOUND 2 9448 NO MORE WEEDS 2710    312  NOT REVENGED
WALTER WILL 9161        7 10 0 MEDAL OF HONOR  1659 HTN 47645             315   
PRETTY HATE MAC 46080   1  3 0 STATES OF MIND 2910  WEBBED ROSE 32037     315   
KAMMEREIS 13169        12 14 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 2314 GROTTO 57440          316   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SOUND SHOWGIRL viciously subdued GREAT WHITE HOPE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
FINN THE HUMAN handily defeated SORE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BAD HABIT JACKRABBIT slimly won victory over LOTTO in a 3 minute veteran's fight.
WHISTLER was devastated by MORGANOR in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
GROTTO butchered KAMMEREIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title match.
LAIR CHIME defeated DUCKY RERUN in a 1 minute expert's melee.
MODRIC vanquished ROBERT PAULSON 40 in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PURIAS was assassinated by MUY LOCO VATO in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
MINION was overpowered by CRAPPY SATIRE in a 2 minute uneven match.
COTTONTAIL beat ATTACK in a 2 minute brutal veteran's fight.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN was devastated by JAGGED SANDMAN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ENTER SANDMAN demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DON'T GO AWAU MAD overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
POISON OAK was defeated by BLITZKRIEG in a 2 minute gory duel.
COBWEBS was viciously subdued by OBESE BANANAS in a action packed 5 minute duel.
GREAT EXPECTATIONS was bested by NUMB in a 2 minute brawl.
WEBBED ROSE slimly lost to INANE MATTER in a 2 minute brutal novice's fight.
HERMETIC POORBOY beat PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute novice's bout.
SLEEK MIDTOWN defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute amateur's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      10         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  12 -  0      66  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         STRIKING ATTACK   73 -  46 -  4      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  16 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  19 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    74 -  73 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW        76 -  80 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  22 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   6 -  3      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   5 -  0      29  |

Turn 316 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         5  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         6 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  GROTTO -8096               14   7  1  117 BODY BY OTTO (9409)
LUNGING ATTACK   LAIR CHIME -17995          16  11  1  105 THIRSTY THUGS 1413 (8216)
SLASHING ATTACK  DUCKY RERUN -20394         10   3  0   80 FOOLS 2014 - XV (7833)
WALL OF STEEL    MINION -14811               6   5  1   60 DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714)
TOTAL PARRY      ATTACK 18494                4   2  0   54 ROOKIE METALLICA 6 (3278)
AIMED BLOW       ENTER SANDMAN 18503         3   2  0   47 ROOKIE METALLICA 8 (3280)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LAIR CHIME -17995.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was COBWEBS -14812.  The ten other most popular fighters were OBESE BANANAS 
-9261, SOUND SHOWGIRL -21436, GREAT WHITE HOPE 6452, NUMB -7830, FINN THE HUMAN 
-31059, COTTONTAIL -8486, BLITZKRIEG 18483, WEBBED ROSE 32037, LOTTO -11009, and 
MORGANOR -24003.

The least popular fighter this week was GOD SAVE THE QUEEN 3670.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ROBERT PAULSON 40 -18216, POISON OAK -28743, DON'T GO AWAU MAD 
23684, ENTER SANDMAN 18503, ATTACK 18494, MINION -14811, DUCKY RERUN -20394, 
KAMMEREIS 13169, SORE -25152, and SLEEK MIDTOWN -20418.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

IMNOTA GOAT (84--23769) ZOMBIE SQUAD XIOF MIND