DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/01/2021 Duedate: 07/14/2021
BLACKSTONE ARENA
DM 84 TURN 340
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WORKABLE THERMALS
DUDES 11 (8599)
(84-50059) [10-1-0,142]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WORKABLE THERMALS MALCORN MATZAH BALL
DUDES 11 (8599) JEWISH BUFFET (5887)
(84-50059) [10-1-0,142] (84-33625) [5-3-0,63]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
YUKIO OKUTSU KAAN
MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739) BROKEN SWORDS (9244)
(84-3795) [21-30-0,111] (84-53694) [9-7-0,103]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
JEWISH BUFFET (5887)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. COLLEGE RADIO* (7281) 56
2. JEWISH BUFFET (5887) 43 DUDES 11 (8599)
3. GET PERSONAL (3422) 22 Unchartered Team
4. DUDES 11 (8599) 15
5. MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739) 14 GET PERSONAL (3422)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*TEO'S TROUBLES (6168) 2 0 0 100. 1/ 0*JEWISH BUFFET (5887) 4 0 0
2/ 2 DUDES 11 (8599) 12 1 0 92.3 2/ 4*GET PERSONAL (3422) 3 0 2
3/ 3 4-LETTER VOMIT (2567) 21 6 0 77.8 3/ 2 ROOKIE METALLICA 1 (3273) 3 0 1
4/ 4 ROOKIE CRUE 6 (4195) 12 5 0 70.6 4/ 1 DUDES 11 (8599) 3 0 0
5/ 5 ROOKIE METALLICA 1 (3273) 14 6 1 70.0 5- 5*TEO'S TROUBLES (6168) 2 0 0
6- 6*2011 PLAYOFFS (3419) 2 1 0 66.7 6- 7*2011 PLAYOFFS (3419) 2 0 0
7- 7 ROOKIE METALLICA 6 (3278) 13 7 0 65.0 7- 3 ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677) 2 0 0
8- 8 MEDAL OF HONOR Y3 (2005) 9 5 0 64.3 8/18 BROKEN SWORDS (9244) 2 1 0
9/ 9 011312R (4936) 12 8 0 60.0 9/19 NAMED BY TDO (7044) 2 1 0
10/15*GET PERSONAL (3422) 3 2 2 60.0 10/20 115TH DREAM (5771) 2 1 0
11/12 BROKEN SWORDS (9244) 9 7 0 56.2 11/21 ROOKIE CRUE 6 (4195) 2 1 0
12/11 115TH DREAM (5771) 23 18 0 56.1 12/22 ROOKIE METALLICA 8 (3280) 2 1 0
13/ 0 NIGHT STALKERS (3485) 6 5 0 54.5 13/24 MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739) 2 1 0
14/13 ROOKIE METALLICA 8 (3280) 17 16 1 51.5 14/25 ROOKIE QUEEN 38 (704) 2 1 0
15-16*THIRSTY THUGS 1332 (6227) 1 1 0 50.0 15/ 0*COLLEGE RADIO* (7281) 2 3 0
16-18 ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677) 17 20 0 45.9 16- 6 ROOKIE METALLICA 6 (3278) 1 0 0
17/20 NAMED BY TDO (7044) 13 16 0 44.8 17- 9 MEDAL OF HONOR Y3 (2005) 1 1 0
18-19 071709AA (1789) 14 18 0 43.7 18/17 UNGENTLE BENS (9411) 1 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/21 MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739) 21 30 0 41.2 19/ 8 011312R (4936) 1 2 0
20/ 0 ARCANE FOLLY (5894) 10 16 1 38.5 20/23 4-LETTER VOMIT (2567) 1 2 0
21/24 ROOKIE QUEEN 38 (704) 11 19 0 36.7 21/10 WARRIORS 11 (412) 1 2 0
22/ 0*COLLEGE RADIO* (7281) 9 16 2 36.0 22/11 DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714) 1 6 1
23/ 0*JEWISH BUFFET (5887) 9 16 0 36.0 23-15*THIRSTY THUGS 1332 (6227) 0 1 0
24/22 UNGENTLE BENS (9411) 59 107 5 35.5 24/ 0 ARCANE FOLLY (5894) 0 1 0
25/23 DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714) 23 44 2 34.3 25/ 0 NIGHT STALKERS (3485) 0 1 0
26/26 WARRIORS 11 (412) 9 31 1 22.5 26/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD 1216 (3230) 0 1 0
27/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD 1216 (3230) 0 1 0 0.0 27-16 071709AA (1789) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Say good-bye
to DUDES 11, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the JEWISH BUFFET
stable. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny)
is MEDAL OF HONOR L5, who swept up 11 places in the ranks. Take a look at ROOKIE
QUEEN 38's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 11 places in the team ranking.
Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 8th to 19th place were the 011312R.
Keep trying! A seasoned team is steady in the lists. But to WARRIORS 11, which fell
to 21st, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena. What goes up, must
come down. Watch out BLACKSTONE! DARKHEART DUNGEON may fall on you as it crushes
past the teams below it to fall on the 22nd spot. Hey everybody, watch out for
CRANGER, who flew up 34 points in the rankings after mashing PERSISTANT BEGGAR like a
melon. Keep your eye on this beast. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out
on the sands. THE PHANTOM was defeated by MALCORN MATZAH BALL and drops 11 points.
Our battling duelmaster WORKABLE THERMALS has managed to hold the title, fending off
PUKE's none too subtle advances. Better luck next time, 4-LETTER VOMIT. Advice to
bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Did you hear that WARRIORS 11 was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the
personal hygiene of WARRIORS 11's warriors, I'm not surprised! And you guys like to
boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause 011312R beats feet every time WARRIORS
11 smiles at them. Try farming, eh? And who is this FORCED SUBTEXT you ask, with 98
points and a 12-8-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! In a mismatch, our friend
SOUL KISS of GET PERSONAL got heroic notions and challenged COBWEBS. What did it get
her? A 3-0-2 record, that's what. I heard SOUL KISS laughed all the way to the inn
as hers new point total of 47 was posted in the arena. I guess beating COBWEBS
really pays!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Carrion Bird Cinematic Humor: COBWEBS II:
THE REMATCH. Carrion Bird Frustration: COBWEBS in platemail. Ask not the elves for
counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in BLACKSTONE have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Well, there goes another Spy
Report. Good luck in next week's fights. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat
it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WORKABLE THERMALS 50059 10 1 0 142 DUDES 11 (8599)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YUKIO OKUTSU 3795 21 30 0 111 MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739)
KAAN 53694 9 7 0 103 BROKEN SWORDS (9244)
-ATTACK 18494 13 7 0 100 ROOKIE METALLICA 6 (3278)
FORCED SUBTEXT 27798 12 8 0 98 011312R (4936)
DON'T GO AWAU MAD 23684 12 5 0 97 ROOKIE CRUE 6 (4195)
CRAPPY SATIRE 2089 9 31 1 97 WARRIORS 11 (412)
JUSTICE FOR ALL 18470 12 6 1 96 ROOKIE METALLICA 1 (3273)
PUKE 14599 14 6 0 94 4-LETTER VOMIT (2567)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ENTER SANDMAN 18503 17 12 1 91 ROOKIE METALLICA 8 (3280)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ERNEST DERVISHIAN 11065 9 5 0 87 MEDAL OF HONOR Y3 (2005)
SORE 40384 13 16 0 76 NAMED BY TDO (7044)
STEALIN' 3619 11 19 0 74 ROOKIE QUEEN 38 (704)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MALCORN MATZAH BALL 33625 5 3 0 63 JEWISH BUFFET (5887)
GUARDIAN'S BAR TAB 33661 5 3 1 60 ARCANE FOLLY (5894)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOT SHORT 57478 10 3 0 55 115TH DREAM (5771)
DOVER 57687 6 7 1 55 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)
SOUL KISS 24095 3 0 2 47 GET PERSONAL (3422)
CRANGER 56883 3 0 0 47 COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)
THE PHANTOM 19622 6 5 0 43 NIGHT STALKERS (3485)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GOOGLE GIRLFRIEND 35200 2 0 0 31 TEO'S TROUBLES (6168)
-BLOWOUT 19269 2 1 0 28 2011 PLAYOFFS (3419)
ANGUISH 41923 3 1 1 25 COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)
SESAME BAGEL 57026 2 0 0 24 JEWISH BUFFET (5887)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-EUWE 35593 1 1 0 20 THIRSTY THUGS 1332 (6227)
LAPUR LOX 57597 1 0 0 14 JEWISH BUFFET (5887)
SESAME BAGEL 56876 1 1 0 7 JEWISH BUFFET (5887)
SERPENT 3 18203 0 1 0 1 SERPENTS HOLD 1216 (3230)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
KHALHUMS DWARF 0 0 0 JUSTICE FOR ALL 18470 340 NONE
BING BING 57285 0 1 0 COLLEGE RADIO* 7281 BANDIT PRINCE 340 NONE
DING DING 57276 0 1 0 COLLEGE RADIO* 7281 BANDIT PRINCE 340 NONE
STICK AND MOVE 57255 0 1 0 COLLEGE RADIO* 7281 BLACK ORC 340 NONE
COBWEBS 50724 10 21 0 DARKHEART DUNGE 8714 SOUL KISS 24095 340
CLARENCE CRAFT 6013 2 14 0 MEDAL OF HONRO 1134 COKE JUNKIE 35406 336 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BING BING was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
STICK AND MOVE was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DING DING was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
YUKIO OKUTSU vanquished FORCED SUBTEXT in a 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
DOVER was overpowered by SORE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SOUL KISS viciously butchered COBWEBS in a 3 minute bloody one-sided Challenge duel.
WORKABLE THERMALS overpowered PUKE in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
KAAN savagely defeated CRAPPY SATIRE in a action packed 2 minute expert's melee.
DON'T GO AWAU MAD vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
STEALIN' defeated GUARDIAN'S BAR TAB in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's fight.
ENTER SANDMAN overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JUSTICE FOR ALL savagely slew KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute master's competition.
THE PHANTOM was demolished by MALCORN MATZAH BALL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
NOT SHORT overcame DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 4 minute conflict.
CRANGER vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ANGUISH vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SESAME BAGEL devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SESAME BAGEL savagely defeated SERPENT 3 in a 2 minute brutal novice's bout.
LAPUR LOX overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 10 - 2 76 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 LUNGING ATTACK 32 - 27 - 2 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 AIMED BLOW 49 - 42 - 2 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 18 - 3 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 26 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 10 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 9 - 0 31 |
Turn 340 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 5 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK WORKABLE THERMALS -15477 10 1 0 142 DUDES 11 (8599)
BASHING ATTACK KAAN -11842 9 7 0 103 BROKEN SWORDS (9244)
TOTAL PARRY FORCED SUBTEXT 27798 12 8 0 98 011312R (4936)
WALL OF STEEL DON'T GO AWAU MAD 23684 12 5 0 97 ROOKIE CRUE 6 (4195)
LUNGING ATTACK JUSTICE FOR ALL 18470 12 6 1 96 ROOKIE METALLICA 1 (3273)
AIMED BLOW ENTER SANDMAN 18503 17 12 1 91 ROOKIE METALLICA 8 (3280)
SLASHING ATTACK CRANGER -8653 3 0 0 47 COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is YUKIO OKUTSU 3795. The most popular warrior this
turn was KAAN -11842. The ten other most popular fighters were JUSTICE FOR ALL
18470, COBWEBS -14812, STEALIN' 3619, LAPUR LOX -7939, YUKIO OKUTSU 3795, DON'T GO
AWAU MAD 23684, GUARDIAN'S BAR TAB -31875, SESAME BAGEL -8660, SORE -25152, and SOUL
KISS 24095.
The least popular fighter this week was SERPENT 3 18203. The other ten least popular
fighters were THE PHANTOM 19622, PUKE 14599, DOVER -7849, FORCED SUBTEXT 27798, DING
DING -8260, STICK AND MOVE -8281, BING BING -8251, NOT SHORT -8058, SESAME BAGEL
-8510, and ANGUISH -23613.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
YUKIO OKUTSU (84-3795) MEDAL OF HONOR L5