DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/15/2021 Duedate: 07/28/2021
BLACKSTONE ARENA
DM 84 TURN 341
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HORRIBLE HAIRMONSTER
MARK'S MASTERPIECE (8636)
(84-50289) [7-2-0,195]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PUKE HORRIBLE HAIRMONSTER
4-LETTER VOMIT (2567) MARK'S MASTERPIECE (8636)
(84-14599) [15-6-1,119] (84-50289) [7-2-0,195]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
SORE KAAN
NAMED BY TDO (7044) BROKEN SWORDS (9244)
(84-40384) [13-17-0,73] (84-53694) [9-8-0,98]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ROOKIE METALLICA 1 (3273)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MARK'S MASTERPIECE (8636) 102
2. 4-LETTER VOMIT (2567) 25 DUDES 11 (8599)
3. BUM RUSH (6116) 21 Unchartered Team
4. ARCANE FOLLY (5894) 20
5. DUDES 11 (8599) 11 BUM RUSH (6116)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*TEO'S TROUBLES (6168) 2 0 0 100. 1- 1*JEWISH BUFFET (5887) 4 0 0
2/ 0*BUM RUSH (6116) 1 0 0 100. 2/ 3 ROOKIE METALLICA 1 (3273) 3 0 1
3/ 2 DUDES 11 (8599) 13 1 0 92.9 3/ 4 DUDES 11 (8599) 3 0 0
4/ 3 4-LETTER VOMIT (2567) 22 6 1 78.6 4/10 115TH DREAM (5771) 3 0 0
5/ 0*MARK'S MASTERPIECE (8636) 7 2 0 77.8 5- 2*GET PERSONAL (3422) 2 0 1
6/ 5 ROOKIE METALLICA 1 (3273) 15 6 1 71.4 6/20 4-LETTER VOMIT (2567) 2 1 1
7/ 4 ROOKIE CRUE 6 (4195) 12 6 0 66.7 7/ 8 BROKEN SWORDS (9244) 2 1 0
8- 6*2011 PLAYOFFS (3419) 2 1 0 66.7 8/24 ARCANE FOLLY (5894) 2 1 0
9- 8 MEDAL OF HONOR Y3 (2005) 9 5 0 64.3 9/11 ROOKIE CRUE 6 (4195) 2 1 0
10/ 9 011312R (4936) 13 8 0 61.9 10/13 MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739) 2 1 0
11-10*GET PERSONAL (3422) 3 2 2 60.0 11-15*COLLEGE RADIO* (7281) 2 3 0
12/12 115TH DREAM (5771) 24 18 0 57.1 12/ 0*MARK'S MASTERPIECE (8636) 1 0 0
13/11 BROKEN SWORDS (9244) 9 8 0 52.9 13- 5*TEO'S TROUBLES (6168) 1 0 0
14/14 ROOKIE METALLICA 8 (3280) 17 17 1 50.0 14/ 0*BUM RUSH (6116) 1 0 0
15/13 NIGHT STALKERS (3485) 6 6 0 50.0 15- 6*2011 PLAYOFFS (3419) 1 0 0
16-16 ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677) 17 20 0 45.9 16- 7 ROOKIE QUEEN 11 (677) 1 0 0
17/17 NAMED BY TDO (7044) 13 17 0 43.3 17/18 UNGENTLE BENS (9411) 1 2 0
18/20 ARCANE FOLLY (5894) 12 16 1 42.9 18/ 9 NAMED BY TDO (7044) 1 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/19 MEDAL OF HONOR L5 (739) 21 31 0 40.4 19/19 011312R (4936) 1 2 0
20-22*COLLEGE RADIO* (7281) 9 16 2 36.0 20/12 ROOKIE METALLICA 8 (3280) 1 2 0
21-23*JEWISH BUFFET (5887) 9 16 0 36.0 21/21 WARRIORS 11 (412) 1 2 0
22/21 ROOKIE QUEEN 38 (704) 11 20 0 35.5 22/14 ROOKIE QUEEN 38 (704) 1 2 0
23/24 UNGENTLE BENS (9411) 59 108 5 35.3 23-22 DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714) 0 2 0
24-25 DARKHEART DUNGEON (8714) 23 44 2 34.3 24/25 NIGHT STALKERS (3485) 0 2 0
25/26 WARRIORS 11 (412) 10 31 1 24.4 25-26*SERPENTS HOLD 1216 (3230) 0 1 0
26-27*SERPENTS HOLD 1216 (3230) 0 1 0 0.0 26-17 MEDAL OF HONOR Y3 (2005) 0 1 0
27/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09- (1437) 0 1 0 0.0 27/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 09- (1437) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! JEWISH BUFFET? Who? ROOKIE METALLICA 1 is
the top team these days, buddies! Managers were muttering after 4-LETTER VOMIT
showed BLACKSTONE what they could do: 1-0-1 to move up by 14. Like a chunk of
francium heaved into a wet pond, ARCANE FOLLY blew up the rankings to 16! Those
betting on 2011 PLAYOFFS lost their shirt, as 2011 PLAYOFFS lost their fighting
abilities: 0-0-0. Practice pays for HORRIBLE HAIRMONSTER, who pummelled DON'T GO
AWAU MAD, to pocket 102 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, HORRIBLE
HAIRMONSTER was winsome, after beating DON'T GO AWAU MAD and seeing him lose 11
points. WORKABLE THERMALS successfully staved off a grab for the roses by ENTER
SANDMAN of ROOKIE METALLICA 8. Does BLACKSTONE have no one talented enough to
dethrone it? So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and
ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like the noble eagle soaring amongst
the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of WARRIORS 11, alone and unchallenged. The
warriors of WARRIORS 11 found their efforts at combat frustrated as 011312R
apparently had more important things to do than fight. Everyone is famous for
fifteen minutes, and YUKIO OKUTSU is it right now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't
MEDAL OF HONOR L5 proud!
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! PUKE of 4-LETTER VOMIT spared YUKIO OKUTSU (21-31-0) from having to lose any
more fights. What's your next plan, MEDAL OF HONOR L5? Ask not a spymaster for
counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious
stupor.
Do not think spyreporting in BLACKSTONE is the highlight of my life. My fingers
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable
character. Do not despair! I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HORRIBLE HAIRMONSTER 50289 7 2 0 195 MARK'S MASTERPIECE (8636)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PUKE 14599 15 6 1 119 4-LETTER VOMIT (2567)
FORCED SUBTEXT 27798 13 8 0 105 011312R (4936)
JUSTICE FOR ALL 18470 13 6 1 102 ROOKIE METALLICA 1 (3273)
CRAPPY SATIRE 2089 10 31 1 102 WARRIORS 11 (412)
KAAN 53694 9 8 0 98 BROKEN SWORDS (9244)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ERNEST DERVISHIAN 11065 9 5 0 87 MEDAL OF HONOR Y3 (2005)
ENTER SANDMAN 18503 17 13 1 86 ROOKIE METALLICA 8 (3280)
DON'T GO AWAU MAD 23684 12 6 0 86 ROOKIE CRUE 6 (4195)
SORE 40384 13 17 0 73 NAMED BY TDO (7044)
STEALIN' 3619 11 20 0 71 ROOKIE QUEEN 38 (704)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GUARDIAN'S BAR TAB 33661 6 3 1 70 ARCANE FOLLY (5894)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MALCORN MATZAH BALL 33625 5 3 0 63 JEWISH BUFFET (5887)
NOT SHORT 57478 11 3 0 57 115TH DREAM (5771)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOVER 57687 6 8 1 55 UNGENTLE BENS (9411)
-SOUL KISS 24095 3 0 2 47 GET PERSONAL (3422)
-CRANGER 56883 3 0 0 47 COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)
THE PHANTOM 19622 6 6 0 44 NIGHT STALKERS (3485)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GOOGLE GIRLFRIEND 35200 2 0 0 31 TEO'S TROUBLES (6168)
-BLOWOUT 19269 2 1 0 28 2011 PLAYOFFS (3419)
-ANGUISH 41923 3 1 1 25 COLLEGE RADIO* (7281)
-SESAME BAGEL 57026 2 0 0 24 JEWISH BUFFET (5887)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BEARDED FREAK 34930 1 0 0 21 BUM RUSH (6116)
-LAPUR LOX 57597 1 0 0 14 JEWISH BUFFET (5887)
-SESAME BAGEL 56876 1 1 0 7 JEWISH BUFFET (5887)
-SERPENT 3 18203 0 1 0 1 SERPENTS HOLD 1216 (3230)
RADDI 7777 0 1 0 1 KELLUMBOS KIDS 09-1 (1437)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
COBWEBS 50724 10 21 0 DARKHEART DUNGE 8714 SOUL KISS 24095 340
YUKIO OKUTSU 3795 21 31 0 MEDAL OF HONOR L 739 PUKE 14599 341
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FORCED SUBTEXT bested KAAN in a action packed 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
PUKE murdered YUKIO OKUTSU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
THE PHANTOM was outlasted by NOT SHORT in a 13 minute master's Challenge duel.
WORKABLE THERMALS overpowered ENTER SANDMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HORRIBLE HAIRMONSTER devastated DON'T GO AWAU MAD in a 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
JUSTICE FOR ALL devastated SORE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match.
CRAPPY SATIRE handily defeated STEALIN' in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
GUARDIAN'S BAR TAB vanquished DOVER in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
BEARDED FREAK overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TALON'S BARBER handily defeated RADDI in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 4 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 9 - 3 78 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 24 - 2 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 46 - 42 - 2 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 23 - 24 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 19 - 3 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 10 - 0 23 |
Turn 341 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK HORRIBLE HAIRMONST -15247 7 2 0 195 MARK'S MASTERPIECE (8636)
STRIKING ATTACK PUKE 14599 15 6 1 119 4-LETTER VOMIT (2567)
TOTAL PARRY FORCED SUBTEXT 27798 13 8 0 105 011312R (4936)
BASHING ATTACK KAAN -11842 9 8 0 98 BROKEN SWORDS (9244)
AIMED BLOW ENTER SANDMAN 18503 17 13 1 86 ROOKIE METALLICA 8 (3280)
WALL OF STEEL DON'T GO AWAU MAD 23684 12 6 0 86 ROOKIE CRUE 6 (4195)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SORE -25152. The most popular warrior this turn was
KAAN -11842. The ten other most popular fighters were GUARDIAN'S BAR TAB -31875,
HORRIBLE HAIRMONSTER -15247, JUSTICE FOR ALL 18470, CRAPPY SATIRE 2089, FORCED
SUBTEXT 27798, PUKE 14599, BEARDED FREAK -30606, SORE -25152, STEALIN' 3619, and
DOVER -7849.
The least popular fighter this week was NOT SHORT -8058. The other ten least popular
fighters were THE PHANTOM 19622, RADDI 7777, DON'T GO AWAU MAD 23684, ENTER SANDMAN
18503, TALON'S BARBER -8160, DOVER -7849, STEALIN' 3619, SORE -25152, BEARDED FREAK
-30606, and PUKE 14599.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
YUKIO OKUTSU (84-3795) MEDAL OF HONOR L5