DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/10/2019    Duedate: 05/23/2019

NOBLISH ISLAND ARENA

DM 93    TURN 530

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SLOW
BASH BROS DRIVING (1753)
(93-10251) [7-2-0,69]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              SLOW
                               BASH BROS DRIVING (1753)
                               (93-10251) [7-2-0,69]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

KIA SOUL                       KIA SOUL
C CARS (1752)                  C CARS (1752)
(93-10245) [3-6-0,15]          (93-10245) [3-6-0,15]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS DRIVING (1753)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS DRIVING (1753)      9  
2. C CARS (1752)                 -20   S.O.N. (28)
                                       Unchartered Team

                                       BASH BROS DRIVING (1753)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BASH BROS DRIVING (1753)  29  14  0 67.4   1/ 1*BASH BROS DRIVING (1753)  9  6 0
 2/ 2*C CARS (1752)             21  24  0 46.7   2/ 2*C CARS (1752)             8  7 0
 3- 3*SHADOWBORN (1751)         11  14  2 44.0   3- 3*SHADOWBORN (1751)         2  3 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                           Weapons Suitability per Style

Aimed Blows
Well Suited Weapons: Dagger, Epee, Fist, Longsword, Longspear, Quarterstaff, Scimitar, 
Shortsword, Shortspear
Marginally Suited Weapons: Broadsword, Hatchet

Bashers
Well Suited Weapons: Great Axe, Greatsword, Halbard, Large Shield, Mace, Medium 
Shield, Maul, Morning Star, Quarterstaff, War Flail, War Hammer
Marginally Suited Weapons: Battle Axe, Broadsword, Fist, Small Shield

Lungers
Well Suited Weapons: Epee, Longsword, Longspear, Shortsword, Shortspear
Marginally Suited Weapons: Dagger, Halbard, Scimitar

Parry Lungers
Well Suited Weapons: Epee, Longsword, Longspear, Scimitar, Shortsword, Shortspear
Marginally Suited Weapons: Broadsword, Quarterstaff

Parry Ripostes
Well Suited Weapons: Epee, Longsword, Longspear, Scimitar, Shortsword, Shortspear
Marginally Suited Weapons: none

Parry Strikes
Well Suited Weapons: Battle Axe, Broadsword, Epee, Greatsword, Longsword, 
Quarterstaff, Scimitar, Shortsword, Small Shield, Shortspear, War Hammer
Marginally Suited Weapons: Great Axe, Hatchet, Large Shield, Longspear, Mace, Medium 
Shield

Slashers
Well Suited Weapons: Battle Axe, Broadsword, Epee, Great Axe, Hatchet, Longsword, 
Scimitar, Shortsword
Marginally Suited Weapons: Dagger, Greatsword, Small Shield, Shortspear, War Flail

Strikers
Well Suited Weapons: Everything but Large Shield, Medium Shield
Marginally Suited Weapons: Large Shield, Medium Shield

Total Parries
Well Suited Weapons: Battle Axe, Broadsword, Epee, Greatsword, Large Shield, 
Longsword, Longspear, Medium Shield, Quarterstaff, Scimitar, Shortsword, Small Shield
Marginally Suited Weapons: Dagger, Great Axe, Shortspear, War Hammer

Walls of Steel
Well Suited Weapons: Battle Axe, Broadsword, Great Axe, Greatsword, Morning Star, 
Quarterstaff, Scimitar, War Flail
Marginally Suited Weapons: none

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Warriors perform very differently.  It is possible to get a warrior with the 
exact same numbers and style and the results will vary, sometimes a lot more than 
you'd expect.  Why is this?
     1) Favorites (especially learn) differ, and even without favorites, your learning 
will be different.  Take me, for example.  In 8 turns, I've learned 3 initiative 
skills, 1 riposte skill, 2 attack skills, and 11 defense skills. That suggests my 
favorite learn is defense.  Another lunger Assur has with 17 learned skills has 7 
initiative skills, 2 riposte skills, 4 attack skills, 3 defense skills, and 1 
decisiveness skill.
     2) Warriors roll differently.  With 12 str and 11 siz like me, something like 68% 
will roll good damage, 23% normal damage (me), and 9% great damage.  Endurance also 
rolls differently.  And skill bonuses vary a lot (and most warriors have at least one 
bonus or curse area).  I rolled +3 attack and +4 init (There are generators and charts 
which help you understand and determine these things).
     3) Matchups differ.  I've been on the throne most of my time here, but I have 
mostly faced the 'easier' champion level stand ins.  I have managed to beat them and 
hence I am 7-1.  It is very unlikely that I'd beat Khalhums Dwarf any time early in my 
career.  (Lungers tend to struggle with warriors who try to take fights into later 
minutes in the fight).  So if I'd faced the Dwarf 3 times, I'd have 3 more losses.
     4) Fights themselves are random.  Fight the same person twice and the fights can 
look different.  Fight them ten times in a row and it is very likely both parties will 
win some.

                                          -- Slow

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of NOBLISH ISLAND!  Once again I've been called out of 
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  What's with SUNDAY 
DRIVER?  He actually beat C CARS' DODGE CHARGER, and walked away with 10 more points 
from the fight.  Major screwup at C CARS.  DODGE CHARGER lost 9 points to SUNDAY 
DRIVER.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe DODGE CHARGER will provide more easy 
wins...  Our Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to VETERAN MERCENARY, BUT SLOW is still 
the Duelmaster because he has the most recognition points!  Wouldn't it be nice to 
have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of 
convicted prisoners.   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  How 
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of 
practive, C CARS!  Management must be dealin', as the boys at BASH BROS DRIVING ain't 
reelin'!  C CARS' mad!  What do people see in KIA SOUL?  Its 3-6-0?  C CARS ain't 
talkin', but it's got 15 points.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Death is no stranger to a warrior.  C CARS' JEEP CHEROKEE led 
a good life before leaving NOBLISH ISLAND.  Many would be proud to leave behind a 
6-3-0.  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
All work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLOW 10251                    7   2  0  69         BASH BROS DRIVING (1753)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAR TROUBLES 10255            6   0  0  43         BASH BROS DRIVING (1753)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FORD GRENADA 10244            4   5  0  33         C CARS (1752)             
 SUNDAY DRIVER 10253           5   3  0  29         BASH BROS DRIVING (1753)  
 RAV 4 TOYOTA 10247            4   5  0  26         C CARS (1752)             
-DUNKEN BLACKROSE 10239        3   2  1  25         SHADOWBORN (1751)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRIM SHADOW 10240             4   1  0  23         SHADOWBORN (1751)         
 SPEEDING TICKET 10254         6   2  0  20         BASH BROS DRIVING (1753)  
 DODGE CHARGER 10246           4   5  0  19         C CARS (1752)             
 ALMOST HIT 10252              4   5  0  17         BASH BROS DRIVING (1753)  
 KIA SOUL 10245                3   6  0  15         C CARS (1752)             
-ERIC VAN QUNN 10238           2   3  1  10         SHADOWBORN (1751)         
-GWEN NIGHTROSE 10236          2   3  0  10         SHADOWBORN (1751)         
-ASHER BLACK 10256             0   2  0   2         SHADOWBORN (1751)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JEEP CHEROKEE 10248     6  3 0 C CARS 1752          AMBITIOUS GUARD       530  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

3-2! Yes! Only 10 more wins to go. I may make a full-fledged Consortiumite yet. -- Joe 
Jalopy

Got me a Sunday Driver! Scooted him right off the road. -- Ford Granada

Speeding Ticket, my lawyer cancelled that one out for me. Phbbbttt! Who says a 
scimitar cannot be wielded nicely with only 5 strength? Who needs strength? -- Dodge 
Charger  (blasting out a full 440HP!)

Health. Humility. Honor. 10 to go1 -- Joe Jalopy

Joe Jalopy -- 2-2 even last turn! -- Assur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SUNDAY DRIVER bested DODGE CHARGER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SPEEDING TICKET outwaited KIA SOUL in a monotonous 9 minute Challenge duel.
SLOW was handily defeated by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
FORD GRENADA lost to CAR TROUBLES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
JEEP CHEROKEE was savagely slain by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute brutal fight.
ALMOST HIT was viciously subdued by RAV 4 TOYOTA in a 3 minute gruesome brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        15 -   4 -  0      79  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   7 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  14 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 530 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SLOW 10251                  7   2  0   69 BASH BROS DRIVING (1753)
AIMED BLOW       CAR TROUBLES 10255          6   0  0   43 BASH BROS DRIVING (1753)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KIA SOUL 10245.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KIA SOUL 10245.  The ten other most popular fighters were RAV 4 TOYOTA 10247, CAR 
TROUBLES 10255, SUNDAY DRIVER 10253, DODGE CHARGER 10246, FORD GRENADA 10244, SLOW 
10251, JEEP CHEROKEE 10248, ALMOST HIT 10252, SPEEDING TICKET 10254, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was SPEEDING TICKET 10254.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ALMOST HIT 10252, JEEP CHEROKEE 10248, SLOW 10251, FORD GRENADA 
10244, DODGE CHARGER 10246, SUNDAY DRIVER 10253, CAR TROUBLES 10255, RAV 4 TOYOTA 
10247, KIA SOUL 10245, and  0.

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.