DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/28/2020    Duedate: 03/12/2020

NOBLISH ISLAND ARENA

DM 93    TURN 551

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ALASKA
STATELY (1761)
(93-10305) [9-1-0,77]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ALASKA                         POSITION IS EMPTY
STATELY (1761)                 
(93-10305) [9-1-0,77]          

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

CHAT ROOM                      CHAT ROOM
BASH BROS SPOILERS (1762)      BASH BROS SPOILERS (1762)
(93-10307) [6-4-0,43]          (93-10307) [6-4-0,43]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STATELY (1761)                19 
2. BASH BROS SPOILERS (1762)     15    STATELY (1761)
                                       Unchartered Team

                                       POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 STATELY (1761)            35  15  0 70.0   1/ 2 BASH BROS SPOILERS (1762) 8  7 0
 2/ 3 BASH BROS SPOILERS (1762) 23  26  1 46.9   2/ 1 STATELY (1761)            8  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                   Bash Bros Dishes

What is wrong with Assur's dishes?  In short, plenty.  Below is a preview of my next 
team and how I went about creating this group based on what I received.

Obviously breaking dishes is the single worst thing that can happen (hopefully they 
weren't expensive).  My 'Broken' dish came as 3-9-15-13-3-11-16.  Whenever you see a 
21 deftness capable warrior, you should at least cosider Aimed Blow. This guy also has 
a starting strength and will of 3.  This was MADE to be an Aimed Blow.  In fact, I 
wouldn't even try to make it anything else.  Aimed Blows are the ONE style that deals 
well such low strength.  After deciding the style, the rest of the points fall into 
place quickly: wit to 17, deftness to 21, and will to 7.  That leaves one point which 
I chose to put on con. Strength, Speed, or Will could also make sense.  Final design: 
3-10-15-17-7-11-21 AB.  There is another design I could endorse and if it got lucky 
with endurance, I like it better.  5-9-15-17-9-12-17 ST.  But it really needs a lucky 
endurance roll to be viable (lucky would start with poor).

Less devastating than broken, but still potentially career ending is a cracked dish.  
'Cracked' came ot me 13-5-10-6-15-12-9.  21 will is my favorite 21. With 21 will, you 
should always 'consider' the Lunging style.  My prototype lunter is 11+ str, medium 
con, 13+ wit, 21 will, and 11 deftness.  This guy can sort of get all of those except 
con.  So I will make him a Lunger! 13-5-10-12-21-12-11 LU.  I will train wit once and 
con twice and then skills. The wit train does 'burn' skills, but I'm going into this 
warrior's career knowing I'm going to do that.

Over years, without aquiring completely new sets, you will invariably have "Unmatched" 
sets of dishes.  Of course, your original sets were discontinued years ago, so re-
completing out of the question.  The numbers? 10-12-12-13-3-9-11.  Another low will 
warrior.  I am immediately thinking the endurance conserving styles (ST, AB, TP, PR, 
PS).  This one is 17 deftness capable, so Aimed Blow is an option here and getting Wit 
and WIll to breakpoints works with that.  17 wit, 7 will, 17 deftness and I'm out of 
points, but the other numbers look just fine.  10-12-12-17-7-9-17 AB is my final 
design.

"Cleaning" dishes may not be super fun, but it is super necessary.  Even if you let 
them sit for long periods of time, I would clean them before use because of collected 
dust.  8-8-11-14-3-17-9.  I guess all the wlll on this team was given to Cracked.  
Harsh set of warriors!  See above for the style choices I will consider.  With that 
speed, I'm only going to consider ST (PS and BA might also work).  In this case, wit 
to 17, will to 9, and deftness to 11 are the breakpoints I want.  3 'discretionary 
points' to str and spd give me a final design of 10-8-11-17-9-18-11 ST.

You'll notice I chose 9 will as the breakpoint for my striker and 7 will as the 
breakpoint for my aimed blow.  This is because 9 will only gives a single decise 
skill.  7 will is the 'big' breakpoint in that region for will and skills.  So unless 
you want that decise skill, 7 is fine from a 'skills' standpoint.  Note that endurance 
with 7 will is almost always a concern.  The next skill on will comes at 15, so there 
is a fairly big dead zone from 9-15 (or 7-15 if your style/ design doesn't care about 
decise) 

I hinted at dishes being "Discontinued," but it isn't just replacing dishes that is 
problematic.  What if you want another piece?  Or to be able to serve more people?  
You need more dishes.  And being discontinued makes that harder. Sometimes impossible.  
12-7-12-6-6-18-9.  Another high speed, low will/con warrior.  Offensive again.  I 
should make this a striker, but I'm going basher this time.  I like bashers better 
(but they aren't as good).  Breakpoints for this warrior are wit 11, will 9, and 
deftness 11.  Final design: 15-7-12-11-10-18-11 BA

So there you see what I did with this will-challenged team... -- Assur

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Six titles? From a tiny little state at 12(+1)-11-9-15-10-21-7 striker, poor 
endurance, normal damage,+4 riposte, +4 defense? (sigh)

                                          -- Vermont, DMVI

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in NOBLISH ISLAND!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for OHIO?  
STATELY's proud of it after beating CHAT ROOM and getting 15 points.  Talk about yer 
big time losers!  CHAT ROOM got smashed by OHIO, and lost 8 points!  Our last turn's 
Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to CONVICTED ASSASSIN, and VERMONT has made the way 
for a new Duelmaster!  ALASKA of STATELY takes VERMONT's place.  (But seriously, who 
could ever take the place of VERMONT?  Oh, all right.) I hear the top team insists 
all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR 
photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  STATELY was the most avoided team.  Is a 35-15-0 record really that 
scary?  Is there some deep dark secret why BASH BROS SPOILERS' been avoiding STATELY 
so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Can BASH BROS SPOILERS' CHAT ROOM 
be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALASKA 10305                  9   1  0  77         STATELY (1761)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VERMONT 10303                 6   4  0  66         STATELY (1761)            

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OHIO 10302                    8   2  0  51         STATELY (1761)            
 SERMON 10309                  5   5  0  46         BASH BROS SPOILERS (1762) 
 CHAT ROOM 10307               6   4  0  43         BASH BROS SPOILERS (1762) 
 AFTERASKINGFORNONE 10310      5   5  0  41         BASH BROS SPOILERS (1762) 
 MISSOURI 10301                7   3  0  35         STATELY (1761)            

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEWS 10308                    4   6  1  28         BASH BROS SPOILERS (1762) 
 TIME ZONE 10306               3   6  0  27         BASH BROS SPOILERS (1762) 

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEVADA 10304                  5   5  0  20         STATELY (1761)            

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I would say "well done", Assur, but maybe it would be too inappropriate, so I won't. 
-- Statesman

On to a new batch. The Stately days are done. -- Statesman

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VERMONT was devastated by CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ALASKA vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
CHAT ROOM was outlasted by OHIO in a action packed 7 minute fight.
AFTERASKINGFORNONE devastated NEVADA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
TIME ZONE was luckily beaten by MISSOURI in a 3 minute match.
SERMON devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
NEWS overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  10 -  0      70  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  19 -  1      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 551 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ALASKA 10305                9   1  0   77 STATELY (1761)
TOTAL PARRY      OHIO 10302                  8   2  0   51 STATELY (1761)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CHAT ROOM 10307.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CHAT ROOM 10307.  The ten other most popular fighters were TIME ZONE 10306, 
AFTERASKINGFORNONE 10310, SERMON 10309, ALASKA 10305, NEWS 10308, OHIO 10302, VERMONT 
10303, NEVADA 10304, MISSOURI 10301, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was MISSOURI 10301.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NEVADA 10304, VERMONT 10303, OHIO 10302, NEWS 10308, ALASKA 10305, 
SERMON 10309, AFTERASKINGFORNONE 10310, TIME ZONE 10306, CHAT ROOM 10307, and  0.

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

     Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest 
petitioner.  This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.  
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
     "Name change.  I heard we can do that.  I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
     "I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly.  "The Commission has actually 
been thinking about this.  It isn't FREE, mind you!  It takes money to run our office, 
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
     "I don't care about goats!"  He made a crude suggestion about goats.
     "Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
     "I had a talk with my manager.  He'll find the money.  I want to change my name 
to Jane Ralph.  I'm no doe!"  He thumped a fist on the counter.
     "Er, yes.  Jane Ralph.  Fill out this form, please."  He pushed the paper across 
the counter.  "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and 
can be submitted through the end of May.  With the payment.  No change without the 
goat, ah, the gold."

                                  *   *   *   *   *  

     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing 
throughout the month of May.  The cost will be $2 per name change.  All proceeds will 
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.  
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI