DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/20/2023 Duedate: 11/02/2023
NOBLISH ISLAND ARENA
DM 93 TURN 646
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
POSITION IS EMPTY
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY POSITION IS EMPTY
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
GIBRALTER ASSURS HONOR
BANGERS & MASH (1901) UBER ACES (1903)
(93-11132) [5-4-1,26] (93-11145) [2-3-1,33]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS SUPERSTARS (1908)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. UBER ACES (1903) 49
2. STRANGER DANGER (1905) 29 BRUTE STRENGTH (491)
3. CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909) 3 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS SUPERSTARS (1908) 1
5. BANGERS & MASH (1901) -12BASH BROS SUPERSTARS (1908)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BASH BROS SUPERSTA (1908) 12 3 1 80.0 1/ 1*BASH BROS SUPERSTA (1908)12 3 1
2- 2*THE NORSE (1864) 11 4 0 73.3 2/ 2*CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909) 9 6 1
3/ 3*CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909) 9 6 1 60.0 3/ 4*UBER ACES (1903) 7 8 1
4/ 4*BANGERS & MASH (1901) 22 23 1 48.9 4/ 3*BANGERS & MASH (1901) 5 5 0
5/ 6*STRANGER DANGER (1905) 4 5 0 44.4 5/ 7*STRANGER DANGER (1905) 4 5 0
6/ 7*UBER ACES (1903) 10 15 1 40.0 6- 5*THE NORSE (1864) 3 2 0
7- 5*PINDERTON THUGS (335) 4 6 0 40.0 7- 6*RENO'S TROOPS (1906) 0 5 0
8- 8*RENO'S TROOPS (1906) 3 7 0 30.0 8- 8*PLASTIC BOYS (1866) 0 2 0
9- 9*PLASTIC BOYS (1866) 1 4 0 20.0 9- 9*PINDERTON THUGS (335) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in NOBLISH ISLAND this turn, and
let's start with a look at some of the teams. And let's see, SIR CHAFESALOT fought
OVERPAID and gained 18 points and contributed to STRANGER DANGER's 2-2-0. HOWDY
DOODY has lost to PROTON, falling 12 points, while helping make CHILDHOOD T.V. a
2-3-0 turn. Our last turn's Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to VETERAN MERCENARY,
and BIG LUG has made the way for a new Duelmaster! Can someone confirm a rumor for
me? I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Swinging
Aardvark until they win. Maybe?
Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.'
Inscrutable, but true. BASH BROS SUPERSTARS has cause to stand tall, as they were
NOBLISH ISLAND's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.
And avoiding BASH BROS SUPERSTARS more than any other team we find CHILDHOOD T.V..
NOBLISH ISLAND, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? Well, sports
fans, take notice that CONCEITED from BASH BROS SUPERSTARS was NOBLISH ISLAND's most
challenged warrior this turn.
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. Had I not seen it, it would be hard
to believe. ASSURS HONOR was sent to the Dark Arena and lived to tell about it!
Makes you think, no? A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to
cover or hide when the fight is over. Consider well.
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. Well, I'm burning daylight here in NOBLISH ISLAND and I've a long road
ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until you see my quill in NOBLISH ISLAND again,
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIG LUG 11146 3 2 0 33 UBER ACES (1903)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ASSURS HONOR 11145 2 3 1 33 UBER ACES (1903)
PORKY 11134 6 3 0 31 BANGERS & MASH (1901)
GIBRALTER 11132 5 4 1 26 BANGERS & MASH (1901)
-ERIK 10917 3 0 0 26 THE NORSE (1864)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SIR CHAFESALOT 11155 2 0 0 23 STRANGER DANGER (1905)
DAME JEDI 11147 3 2 0 22 UBER ACES (1903)
PERRY MASON 11178 3 0 0 21 CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909)
ELMO EL TICKLER 11159 2 0 0 21 STRANGER DANGER (1905)
CONCEITED 11170 3 0 0 20 BASH BROS SUPERSTAR (1908)
PROTON 11144 2 3 0 19 UBER ACES (1903)
-SKARDE 10921 2 1 0 19 THE NORSE (1864)
COSMETIC SURGERY 11173 2 1 0 17 BASH BROS SUPERSTAR (1908)
ENTITLED 11171 3 0 1 16 BASH BROS SUPERSTAR (1908)
-BJORN 10920 2 1 0 16 THE NORSE (1864)
XENA 11133 3 6 0 15 BANGERS & MASH (1901)
WALTER 11131 3 6 0 15 BANGERS & MASH (1901)
-GORM 10919 2 1 0 14 THE NORSE (1864)
FLASH GORDON 11177 2 1 0 14 CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909)
NO LOYALTY 11172 2 1 0 13 BASH BROS SUPERSTAR (1908)
HOWDY DOODY 11176 2 1 1 8 CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909)
TWILIGHT ZONE 11175 1 2 0 8 CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909)
-ASMUND 10918 2 1 0 7 THE NORSE (1864)
OVERPAID 11174 2 1 0 7 BASH BROS SUPERSTAR (1908)
-SIGMUND 10929 1 4 0 7 PLASTIC BOYS (1866)
MAVERICK 11179 1 2 0 5 CHILDHOOD T.V. (1909)
-NAPALM 1860 1 2 0 5 PINDERTON THUGS (335)
ZULUNI 11143 0 5 0 5 UBER ACES (1903)
-GAWEE GUYGAX 11161 1 1 0 4 RENO'S TROOPS (1906)
-NUNTU BRITE 11160 1 1 0 4 RENO'S TROOPS (1906)
-FAYR SKINN 11163 1 1 0 4 RENO'S TROOPS (1906)
FATE 11185 0 2 0 2 BANGERS & MASH (1901)
-THIN LIZZY 11162 0 2 0 2 RENO'S TROOPS (1906)
OPRAHWINDFURY 11157 0 2 0 2 STRANGER DANGER (1905)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JOBLASS 11156 0 2 0 2 STRANGER DANGER (1905)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HIGH ELF 0 0 0 DARK ARENA ASSURS HONOR 11145 646 NONE
HAFF WITT 11164 0 2 0 RENO'S TROOPS 1906 HOWDY DOODY 11176 644
KARL 11158 0 1 0 STRANGER DANGER 1905 ENTITLED 11171 644
PERSONAL ADS
Big Lug! We salute a Duelmaster with a name of pure power. -- Tank
Assur well done ! Hijacked two of my T.V. shows. Jumped up above the T.V. and twisted
the antennae. Belittled the black and white guys. Salute! -- Tank
Cosmetic Surgery, how in the heck did you know I needed it? -- Flash Gordon (thinking
something must be wrong with his decoder ring)
Conceited? And picking on poor T.V. shows, too. Tsk. Tsk. -- Twilight Zone
(considering using Conceited as the victim in an Alfred Hitchcock murder)
From a lucky 5-0 to a less-than-mediocre 2-3, we recommit ourselves to better writing
and acting on each of our series. -- Childhood TVers
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ASSURS HONOR viciously butchered HIGH ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
XENA was subdued by DAME JEDI in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
MAVERICK was subdued by ENTITLED in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
TWILIGHT ZONE was unbelievably bested by CONCEITED in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
FLASH GORDON devastated ZULUNI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
BIG LUG was savagely defeated by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute struggle.
PORKY was savagely defeated by CAPTURED ORC in a action packed 7 minute melee.
GIBRALTER won victory over OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute duel.
WALTER was defeated by ELMO EL TICKLER in a dull 4 minute gory duel.
PROTON defeated HOWDY DOODY in a 1 minute beginner's match.
SIR CHAFESALOT overpowered OVERPAID in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JOBLASS was demolished by PERRY MASON in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
OPRAHWINDFURY was bested by NO LOYALTY in a 1 minute novice's battle.
COSMETIC SURGERY bested FATE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 5 - 1 79 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 18 - 9 - 1 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 11 - 0 61 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 15 - 4 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 34 - 2 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 24 - 1 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 15 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 8 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
Turn 646 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GIBRALTER 11132. The most popular warrior this turn
was ASSURS HONOR 11145. The ten other most popular fighters were TWILIGHT ZONE
11175, COSMETIC SURGERY 11173, MAVERICK 11179, ENTITLED 11171, DAME JEDI 11147, FLASH
GORDON 11177, PROTON 11144, SIR CHAFESALOT 11155, PERRY MASON 11178, and NO LOYALTY
11172.
The least popular fighter this week was PORKY 11134. The other ten least popular
fighters were ELMO EL TICKLER 11159, FATE 11185, OPRAHWINDFURY 11157, JOBLASS 11156,
WALTER 11131, ZULUNI 11143, XENA 11133, OVERPAID 11174, HOWDY DOODY 11176, and
GIBRALTER 11132.