DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/20/2024    Duedate: 10/03/2024

NOBLISH ISLAND ARENA

DM 93    TURN 670

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BLUE BARBARIAN
DRAGON BLOOD (1914)
(93-11206) [6-2-1,72]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MORGIUS                        BLUE BARBARIAN
VAMPIRE POSSUMS (1922)         DRAGON BLOOD (1914)
(93-11252) [5-4-0,27]          (93-11206) [6-2-1,72]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BLACK BARD                     JUNIUS PULLUS
DRAGON BLOOD (1914)            LEGIONARII (1927)
(93-11208) [4-4-0,21]          (93-11323) [0-2-0,2]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DRAGON BLOOD (1914)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EMU'S STRAIN (1931)           35 
2. LEGIONARII (1927)             19    VAMPIRE POSSUMS (1922)
3. BB CONSTRUCTION (1932)        14    Unchartered Team
4. DRAGON BLOOD (1914)           11 
5. HOGWARTS VILLAINS (1928)      1     DRAGON BLOOD (1914)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*DRAGON BLOOD (1914)       28  12  2 70.0   1/ 1*DRAGON BLOOD (1914)      11  4 1
 2/ 3*BB CONSTRUCTION (1932)    20  10  0 66.7   2/ 3*BB CONSTRUCTION (1932)   11  4 0
 3/ 2*HOGWARTS VILLAINS (1928)  21  13  0 61.8   3/ 2*HOGWARTS VILLAINS (1928)  8  6 0
 4/ 4*LEGIONARII (1927)         18  25  0 41.9   4/ 5 VAMPIRE POSSUMS (1922)    6  7 0
 5- 5*FRESH MEAT (1929)          8  12  2 40.0   5/ 4*LEGIONARII (1927)         6  7 0
 6/ 6*EMU'S STRAIN (1931)        7  11  0 38.9   6/ 6*EMU'S STRAIN (1931)       5  8 0
 7/ 7 VAMPIRE POSSUMS (1922)    10  34  0 22.7   7- 7*FRESH MEAT (1929)         1  9 0
 8/ 8*GOTHIC HORRORS (1926)      0   6  0  0.0   8/ 8*GOTHIC HORRORS (1926)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Down three steep flights of stone sairs, underneath the main gladiatorial arena on 
will find a single small basement.  Poorly lit, reeking of ammonia and chemicals, 
torches holding sentry along three of the walls, the last wall adorned with six 
cabinet doors set into the wall, all forming a single horizontal line.  Sitting on the 
floor in front of each door sat a long mahogany table waiting in silence, tilting 
toward the rear wall.  The table's surface so finely polished, you felt as if you were 
seeing the insides of some strange animal through its translucent skin.

Each tabletop bore a shallow scaloped center, as if someone had started to carve out a 
tree trunk for a dugout canoe and gave up the notion quickly. The tables bore no 
straps, no belts, none would be needed.  These tables only would hold one in one's 
final rest.  Whoever found their way here -- and all of us will at some point -- there 
would be no protest, no attempt to leave. Deep gutters were carved down both long 
sides of each table, ready to collect, separate, and ingurgitate all manner of fluids 
and flesh, and all materials that could be recollected.  And reused.  And 
redistributed.  Some mixed.  Some wasted.

Life itself did not rest here, only death.  Such was the lot of the morgue on Noblish 
Isle.

Death had found its way in tonight.  Yet, tonight there was some life present.

Emu and Birta stood silently.

Gudrun and Hildur both were destined, their formulations wrong.  Off.  Wasted. Birta 
knew before the calescence had completed that there would be issues. Both would need 
to be destroyed and reprocessed back into future attempts at formulations.  It is rare 
that a formulation mixes well enough to cause excitement, to deliver hope.

Yet tonight, Helga also claimed her table.  A final lucky blow ending everything in a 
split second.

"Helga's formulation, Emu.  I don't understand," stated Birta.

Staring and watching his lost warrior, Emu was sure his intensity would be enough to 
will Helga to open her eyes.

He gave up, closed his eyes.  This Isle made Emu's skin crawl.  Damn the gods for 
landing him on the accursed Isle.  He knew his chances of ever reaching the walls of 
Jhans were slowly slipping away.  Why had he been cursed, forced to this gull-scat of 
an isle.  He could only wonder.

The medallion held proof of his destiny, it was his life-compass, finally revealing to 
him -- after all these years -- which way home was.  And now. Those directions were 
now fading away, growing murkier.  Unless he is able to work out the permutations and 
find the correct formulations necessary -- the ones needed to lift him off this speck 
of land and finally get him to Jhans -- this would all be a failure.

With them, without them, or in spite of them, he would get there.  That he promised 
himself.  He had a destiny.  His and his alone.

"Where is Anna?" asked Emu.

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Double-B is Back!!!

I just wanted to say, I got to use a Great Axe in my last fight as I needed a can-
opener! Niiice! All of those Flat Bladed Chops and Dangerous Slices made short work of 
my opponent! You guys gotta get you one of these! They even work for short, stubby 
guys!

"Why are you Still here?" you may be asking yourself? Well, once again, that is a 
short, easy answer...

"Read the Team Spotlights!"

Do you remember the article about Advantageous Challenging and increasing your chance 
to Win? It mentions using your Avoids Intelligently.

Well, I would like to expand on that.

If you are Duelmaster and all Challengers are from the same team, Avoiding That Team 
increases your chances of getting matched against a somewhat easier Computer Opponent.

Some might call it cowardly, others may call it an Intelligent Tactic--you decide. But 
I have fought two Computer Opponents in a row, and I'm Still Here!

May you Feast upon the Corpses of your Enemies!!

                                          -- Blue Barbarian

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in NOBLISH ISLAND!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Our Duelmaster has lost, 
folks, lost to VENEMOUS CONCUBINE, BUT BLUE BARBARIAN is still the Duelmaster because 
he has the most recognition points!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to 
his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of HOGWARTS VILLAINS 
must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something 
that I don't?  Is there some deep dark secret why BB CONSTRUCTION's been avoiding 
HOGWARTS VILLAINS so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Can BB 
CONSTRUCTION's WEATHER DELAY be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, 
but is that really the same?  For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out RED 
ROGUE challenged NO SHOW.  After all, haven't DRAGON BLOOD and BB CONSTRUCTION had a 
long standing duel in NOBLISH ISLAND?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, 
but NO SHOW wants me to write about it since he was defeated by RED ROGUE.  
Satisfied?  BRASS MONK must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He 
challenged UMBRIDGE.  12 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I 
thought BRASS MONK showed great skill and promise when he overcame UMBRIDGE.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUE BARBARIAN 11206          6   2  1  72         DRAGON BLOOD (1914)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WEATHER DELAY 11309           6   0  0  58         BB CONSTRUCTION (1932)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHITE WARLOCK 11205           6   2  1  54         DRAGON BLOOD (1914)       
 RED ROGUE 11207               6   2  0  43         DRAGON BLOOD (1914)       
 NAGINI 11290                  5   2  0  41         HOGWARTS VILLAINS (1928)  
 BRASS MONK 11285              6   1  0  40         DRAGON BLOOD (1914)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DECIMUS PUGIO 11282           4   5  0  32         LEGIONARII (1927)         
 NO SHOW 11310                 4   2  0  32         BB CONSTRUCTION (1932)    
 ARAGOG 11287                  5   2  0  27         HOGWARTS VILLAINS (1928)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MORGIUS 11252                 5   4  0  27         VAMPIRE POSSUMS (1922)    
 FURIUS PACILUS 11324          2   0  0  27         LEGIONARII (1927)         
 BUDGET OVERRUN 11311          4   2  0  25         BB CONSTRUCTION (1932)    
 QUINTUS TURRIS 11283          4   5  0  25         LEGIONARII (1927)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GREYBACK 11288                4   2  0  22         HOGWARTS VILLAINS (1928)  
 BLACK BARD 11208              4   4  0  21         DRAGON BLOOD (1914)       
 MARCUS LORICA 11281           4   5  0  17         LEGIONARII (1927)         
 MISTAKES 11313                4   2  0  17         BB CONSTRUCTION (1932)    
 PETTIGREW 11286               4   3  0  15         HOGWARTS VILLAINS (1928)  
-SALLY SQUIRREL 11295          3   1  1  15         FRESH MEAT (1929)         
 NYWYRMA 11319                 2   1  0  14         VAMPIRE POSSUMS (1922)    
 UMBRIDGE 11289                3   4  0  13         HOGWARTS VILLAINS (1928)  
-HERBIE HANBARK 11296          1   3  1  13         FRESH MEAT (1929)         
 DAHLIA 11330                  1   0  0  13         EMU'S STRAIN (1931)       
 AURORA 11331                  1   0  0  13         EMU'S STRAIN (1931)       
 SHODDY WORK 11312             2   4  0  12         BB CONSTRUCTION (1932)    
-BOBBIE BRISKET 11294          2   2  0  12         FRESH MEAT (1929)         
-WILD BOAR BIN 11292           1   3  0  10         FRESH MEAT (1929)         
-PETER RABBIT 11293            1   3  0  10         FRESH MEAT (1929)         
 BIRTA 11306                   2   2  0   8         EMU'S STRAIN (1931)       
 ASTRID 11332                  1   0  0   7         EMU'S STRAIN (1931)       
 HERRINGBONE 11291             1   4  0   7         VAMPIRE POSSUMS (1922)    
 SPUDGE 11320                  1   2  0   5         VAMPIRE POSSUMS (1922)    
 ANNA 11305                    0   4  0   4         EMU'S STRAIN (1931)       
 JUNIUS PULLUS 11323           0   2  0   2         LEGIONARII (1927)         
 ZARD 11276                    0   2  0   2         GOTHIC HORRORS (1926)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FAIDA 11308             0  1 0 EMU'S STRAIN 1931    HERBIE HANBARK 11296   667 REVENGED
HELGA 11307             2  1 0 EMU'S STRAIN 1931    WHITE WARLOCK 11205    669  
ZERO 11297              0  1 0 FIEND FACTION 1930   SALLY SQUIRREL 11295   666 NOT REVENGED
CAIUS NAVARCHUS 11280   4  2 0 LEGIONARII 1927      BLUE BARBARIAN 11206   667  
UNCLE LEO 11254         1  8 0 VAMPIRE POSSUMS 1922 MOUNTAIN TROLL         670 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Emu, nice spot. Obregon -- a terrific analysis of the piker. Kudos, you guys. -- the 
Sorting Hat

Weather Delay, drat you! Drat your manager. I'm coming for you both. Better get out 
those silver bullets! -- Gteyback

Shoddy Work, you are so much fun. And you give rainchecks. -- Pettigrew

It's gonna be a close finish, Mr. Assur. Gotta put my thinking hat on. -- the Sorting 
Hat

All -- We have had enough!!  These blasphemous rumors must stop now!  Although we 
Draconians are new to Noblish Island...

We are NOT eating your DOGS and CATS!!

We prefer bi-pedal food flavored by our own breath weapon...like human, Dwarf, Elf... 
or emu.  So, if you've lost an Osksi Noble, Mordant Deserter, or Persistent Beggar 
come see us, but stop knocking on our door because you lost a cute, furry quadriped! : 
-- Runefang *with a big, toothy grin*

Helga's Ghost -- They said I was mad for being a lunger wearing scalemail!  But who's 
mad now!  Bwa, ha, ha, ha, ha!  I'm not mad, you're mad! -- (Unbalanced) White Warlock

Thank you Consortium for the information on slashers!  Responsiveness huh? I never 
would have thought... -- Runefang

Last turn's team spotlights were all great!  Obregon, Emu, and Assure, thanks and good 
job! -- Runefang

Valerius -- ...understood.  Best of luck! -- Blue Barbarian

Lorica -- I'm only getting better!  Don't make me compose a dark, lamenting poem for 
you... -- Black Bard

Pugio -- Next time!  What is that language?  It's not Draconic. -- Red Rogue 

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

UNCLE LEO was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DECIMUS PUGIO was vanquished by WEATHER DELAY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
RED ROGUE subdued NO SHOW in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BLACK BARD was vanquished by NAGINI in a 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
BRASS MONK overpowered UMBRIDGE in a 4 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
MORGIUS won victory over MARCUS LORICA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
HERRINGBONE was devastated by FURIUS PACILUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ANNA was defeated by SHODDY WORK in a action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.
NYWYRMA viciously subdued BIRTA in a 2 minute gory beginner's Challenge duel.
SPUDGE was vanquished by QUINTUS TURRIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLUE BARBARIAN was overpowered by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven Title match.
WHITE WARLOCK overpowered ARAGOG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PETTIGREW was demolished by BUDGET OVERRUN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MISTAKES devastated JUNIUS PULLUS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute one-sided battle.
ZARD was beaten by ASTRID in a popular 1 minute amateur's conflict.
DAHLIA vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
AURORA vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  17 -  5      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  15 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         BASHING ATTACK    30 -  22 -  1      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        17 -  13 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  14 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  27 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  30 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  10 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 670 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  5         3  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  BLUE BARBARIAN 11206        6   2  1   72 DRAGON BLOOD (1914)
BASHING ATTACK   WEATHER DELAY 11309         6   0  0   58 BB CONSTRUCTION (1932)
LUNGING ATTACK   WHITE WARLOCK 11205         6   2  1   54 DRAGON BLOOD (1914)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RED ROGUE 11207             6   2  0   43 DRAGON BLOOD (1914)
AIMED BLOW       BRASS MONK 11285            6   1  0   40 DRAGON BLOOD (1914)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLACK BARD 11208.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was JUNIUS PULLUS 11323.  The ten other most popular fighters were MORGIUS 
11252, BRASS MONK 11285, SHODDY WORK 11312, ASTRID 11332, UNCLE LEO 11254, FURIUS 
PACILUS 11324, NYWYRMA 11319, WEATHER DELAY 11309, RED ROGUE 11207, and NO SHOW 
11310.

The least popular fighter this week was MISTAKES 11313.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were UMBRIDGE 11289, PETTIGREW 11286, ARAGOG 11287, BLUE BARBARIAN 11206, 
SPUDGE 11320, BIRTA 11306, ANNA 11305, BLACK BARD 11208, AURORA 11331, and ZARD 
11276.