DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/29/2024    Duedate: 12/12/2024

NOBLISH ISLAND ARENA

DM 93    TURN 675

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WILD BOAR BIN
FRESH MEAT (1929)
(93-11292) [4-3-1,52]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PROTON                         WILD BOAR BIN
UBER ACES (1903)               FRESH MEAT (1929)
(93-11144) [5-5-0,39]          (93-11292) [4-3-1,52]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

ASSURS HONOR                   DOCTOR BROWN
UBER ACES (1903)               COLORITES (1938)
(93-11145) [3-7-1,26]          (93-11351) [1-1-1,5]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

COLORITES (1938)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)      40 
2. FRESH MEAT (1929)             26    UBER ACES (1903)
3. UBER ACES (1903)              19    Unchartered Team
4. JJKIER (1935)                 4  
5. COLORITES (1938)              -8    BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)   4   1  0 80.0   1/ 3*COLORITES (1938)          6  4 2
 2/ 1*COLORITES (1938)           6   4  2 60.0   2/ 4*FRESH MEAT (1929)         5  5 2
 3/ 3*FRESH MEAT (1929)         17  18  4 48.6   3/ 0*BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)  4  1 0
 4/ 0 UBER ACES (1903)          21  28  1 42.9   4/ 0 UBER ACES (1903)          4  1 0
 5- 0*EMU'S STRAIN (1931)       14  23  1 37.8   5- 0*EMU'S STRAIN (1931)       4  5 0
 6/ 0*JJKIER (1935)              0   4  0  0.0   6/ 0*JJKIER (1935)             0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                  Bash Bros Country

It's time to put on some good old Country Music.  I know that brings to mind for 
almost everyone a STEREOTYPE.  And that is what my first warrior is named... This 
warrior was given to me as 12-5-16-11-9-8-9.  This warrior is clearly an offensive 
type of warrior, with highest stat of size, lowest stat of con and everything else 
kind of in the middle.  Looking at the endurance, striker is the best choice 
(actually, striker is often going to be the best choice, regardless, when you make a 
pure offensive.  They are just the best of the pure offensives). Adding 6 to wit and 2 
to deftness leaves 6 points left.  I add three to strength for endurance and the 
attack skill there.  Adding one or two more to strength would have hit two breakpoints 
for damage, but I wanted an extra decise skill, so added two to speed.  That leaves 
one point.  Will puts him mode at poor endurance and Strength remove the possibility 
to get good damage.  I chose the will and hoped for the best on the damage roll.  How 
to add those last 6 points? Many combinations of str/wil/spd/dft make sense.  My 
choices make this warrior's stats come out at 15-5-16-17-10-10-11.

Next up...  9-12-9-10-13-5-12.  The numbers themselves look pretty even across the 
board, but these are the warriors you will come to love and hate...  To this day, the 
arguments on how to design guys like this continue.  Lots of options and lots of ways 
to go.  To start, don't add speed to guys like this.  As you play longer, you'll find 
speed is a less important stat and you'll love the guys who start low.  I'm going to 
start with 17 will on this one and because his endurance is strong, all styles are 
available.  So I'm looking at LU/TP/WS as the stronger styles.  (Nothing wrong with 
going another style, but all styles are NOT equal).  Because I'm going to have two 
more TP's, I'm going LU.  Next points go to have the LO well suited.  11 str and 13 
wit.  5 points left.  A point for the skills at 13 deftness and that leaves me with 4 
points.  Lots of choices to go with these last 4 points.  Wit or deftness gives a 
bunch of skills. In general I prefer physicals, so I'm going to add all four to str 
and con. I chose to add most of them to con and one point to str.  This is such a 
generic setup, that I have to name him PICKUP TRUCK, because it seems like so many 
songs feature those and so many warriors feature stats like 12-15-9-13-17-5-13.

The next two warriors are big 'uns.  4-7-19-8-10-12-10 and 5-14-18-9-12-4-8. The first 
of these is an inferior version of the first warrior (with the majority of the 
inferiority having to do with the wit).  I choose to give him the same striker 
treatment.  I add 5 to wit, 1 to deftness.  At this point I add 5 points to strength 
to get scimitar or shortspear well suited.  I add two more points to deftness for an 
extra attack skills and the final point goes to will for endurance.  That leaves me 
with a 9-7-19-13-11-12-13 striker.  He almost certainly has a DRAWL, right?

The 18 size guy is problematic.  The strength and speed and size do not cooperate well 
at all.  On most teams, I'd DA this guy without looking at his overview.  He is truly 
LAME (like so many songs of all genres, let alone country).  Here is where we're 
supposed to train you new/returning players. I'm going to give him the total parry 
scum treatment.  And because I've had some limited success, I choose to go the 7 
strength route.  7 strength, 17 will, and 11 deftness leaves 4 points.  I add all four 
to constitution and end with a scum that will plate up in spite of his carry ability 
with stats of 7-18-18-9-17-4-11.

My final warrior comes as 13-13-14-3-13-7-7.  Now this is a total parry scum meant to 
be!  The super low wit and low speed and high physicals is just begging to be a scum.  
I add points to get 15-17-14-3-17-7-11.  Most of his opponents will be DRINKING after 
the fight.  Avoid those AB's!!!

                                          -- Assur

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Sweet, sweet 10-0!!!

We'll see if Assur loves me enough to send me to an initiates tourney before he runs 
me to graduation...  I'm learning 2.4 skills per fight, which is very strong, 
especially for 17 wit.  And I'm learning those skills in the right place.

Can I compete in a tourney?!?  That is another story.  Tourneys are very tough.  But a 
strong argument can be made that I've got what it takes...

                                          -- Weather Delay

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt NOBLISH ISLAND will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as BB CONSTRUCTION is pushed out of top team by COLORITES, who came from 
3rd with a 2-3-1 this turn.  On their very first turn, BASH BROS COUNTRY had a 4-1-0, 
and with this kind of luck or skill, should do well.  Welcome to NOBLISH ISLAND.  And 
let's see, HERBIE HANBARK fought DAME JEDI and gained 14 points and contributed to 
FRESH MEAT's 3-2-1.  DAME JEDI has lost to HERBIE HANBARK, falling 11 points, while 
helping make UBER ACES a 4-1-0 turn.  And not without some honor, WILD BOAR BIN now 
claims the title and throne of Duelmaster of NOBLISH ISLAND.  Can someone confirm a 
rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Warty 
Toad until they win.  Maybe?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Is it really true that NOBLISH ISLAND has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Always good to rest in NOBLISH ISLAND, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILD BOAR BIN 11292           4   3  1  52         FRESH MEAT (1929)         

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ASTRID 11332                  5   0  0  59         EMU'S STRAIN (1931)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERBIE HANBARK 11296          3   4  1  44         FRESH MEAT (1929)         
 PROTON 11144                  5   5  0  39         UBER ACES (1903)          
 BIG LUG 11146                 5   5  0  35         UBER ACES (1903)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALLY SQUIRREL 11295          5   2  2  28         FRESH MEAT (1929)         
-AURORA 11331                  3   2  1  28         EMU'S STRAIN (1931)       
 LADY SCARLET 11352            2   0  0  27         COLORITES (1938)          
 ASSURS HONOR 11145            3   7  1  26         UBER ACES (1903)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DAHLIA 11330                  2   3  0  23         EMU'S STRAIN (1931)       
 DAME JEDI 11147               6   4  0  22         UBER ACES (1903)          
 BOBBIE BRISKET 11294          3   4  0  19         FRESH MEAT (1929)         
 PETER RABBIT 11293            2   5  0  17         FRESH MEAT (1929)         
 ZOGI 11187                    2   1  0  16         UBER ACES (1903)          
 MR BRASS 11353                1   1  1  13         COLORITES (1938)          
 MISS PINK 11349               1   1  0  13         COLORITES (1938)          
 LAME 11357                    1   0  0  12         BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)  
 DRAWL 11355                   1   0  0  10         BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)  
 PICKUP TRUCK 11358            1   0  0  10         BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)  
-ANNA 11305                    0   8  0   8         EMU'S STRAIN (1931)       
 DRINKING 11359                1   0  0   7         BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)  
 DOCTOR BROWN 11351            1   1  1   5         COLORITES (1938)          
 SGT BLACK 11350               1   1  0   5         COLORITES (1938)          
 BASHER 11338                  0   1  0   1         JJKIER (1935)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHIELDER 11336                0   1  0   1         JJKIER (1935)             
 BLOWER 11334                  0   1  0   1         JJKIER (1935)             
 STRIKER 11337                 0   1  0   1         JJKIER (1935)             

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      SALLY SQUIRREL 11295   675 NONE
STEREOTYPE 11356        0  1 0 BASH BROS COUNT 1939 MR BRASS 11353         675  
NAGINI 11290            5  5 0 HOGWARTS VILLAI 1928 WILD BOAR BIN 11292    673  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WILD BOAR BIN viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute bloody Title fight.
HERBIE HANBARK vanquished DAME JEDI in a 1 minute uneven battle.
BIG LUG narrowly defeated BOBBIE BRISKET in a 3 minute gruesome fight.
PROTON devastated PETER RABBIT in a 2 minute gory one-sided contest.
SALLY SQUIRREL murdered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ASSURS HONOR won victory over MISS PINK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal fight.
ZOGI bested SGT BLACK in a 2 minute novice's competition.
MR BRASS easily killed STEREOTYPE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
LADY SCARLET vanquished BLOWER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DOCTOR BROWN was unbelievably bested by LAME in a 6 minute gory novice's duel.
BASHER was overpowered by DRINKING in a slow 6 minute one-sided melee.
STRIKER was demolished by DRAWL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHIELDER was handily defeated by PICKUP TRUCK in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   8 -  0      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    28 -  20 -  3      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  19 -  4      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  22 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  30 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   8 -  0      27  |

Turn 675 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1                                       2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   WILD BOAR BIN 11292         4   3  1   52 FRESH MEAT (1929)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ASSURS HONOR 11145.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DOCTOR BROWN 11351.  The ten other most popular fighters were BOBBIE BRISKET 
11294, PROTON 11144, WILD BOAR BIN 11292, BIG LUG 11146, ASSURS HONOR 11145, MR BRASS 
11353, LADY SCARLET 11352, HERBIE HANBARK 11296, SGT BLACK 11350, and DRAWL 11355.

The least popular fighter this week was DRINKING 11359.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LAME 11357, SHIELDER 11336, STRIKER 11337, BLOWER 11334, STEREOTYPE 
11356, PETER RABBIT 11293, DAME JEDI 11147, PICKUP TRUCK 11358, BASHER 11338, and 
ZOGI 11187.