DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/24/2025 Duedate: 02/06/2025
NOBLISH ISLAND ARENA
DM 93 TURN 679
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LADY SCARLET
COLORITES (1938)
(93-11352) [4-2-1,56]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SALLY SQUIRREL LADY SCARLET
FRESH MEAT (1929) COLORITES (1938)
(93-11295) [6-4-2,34] (93-11352) [4-2-1,56]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
SALLY SQUIRREL LADY SCARLET
FRESH MEAT (1929) COLORITES (1938)
(93-11295) [6-4-2,34] (93-11352) [4-2-1,56]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941) 54
2. FRESH MEAT (1929) 24 FRESH MEAT (1929)
3. BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939) 10 Unchartered Team
4. JJKIER (1935) 4
SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941) 4 0 0 100. 1/ 1*BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939) 12 3 0
2/ 1*BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939) 20 4 0 83.3 2/ 2*COLORITES (1938) 7 8 0
3/ 2*COLORITES (1938) 15 15 3 50.0 3/ 3 FRESH MEAT (1929) 5 10 2
4/ 3 FRESH MEAT (1929) 22 28 6 44.0 4/ 0*SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941) 4 0 0
5/ 0*JJKIER (1935) 0 8 0 0.0 5/ 0*JJKIER (1935) 0 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Not fair. Not fair! I sneak into the DM spot and have to write a column? Sheesh.
Why shouldn't Assur, The Southern Boy, have to write the column? I mean, HE has the
90% w/l record, doesn't he? Why me? It is unfair for The Commission to have placed us
poor Colorites in an arena with Assur and his godlings. The meanirs! Perhaps The
Commission doesn't know that Assur is homeless, and may never find a house to live in.
I won't tell, though, because I am a nice little gal.
-- Lady Scarlet, Duelmistress
SPY REPORT
Welcome NOBLISH ISLAND. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the
fights have I fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... A team with
purpose! A team with the skill to back up their boasts! Getting a 4-0-0 their first
time out is SKIBIDI RIZZLERS. What's with BIGGIE BEAR? He actually beat BASH BROS
COUNTRY's DRINKING, and walked away with 17 more points from the fight. Major
screwup at BASH BROS COUNTRY. DRINKING lost 9 points to BIGGIE BEAR. Some new
strategies, perhaps? Maybe DRINKING will provide more easy wins... Our Duelmaster
has lost, folks, lost to M. CHARDINEE, BUT LADY SCARLET is still the Duelmaster
because she has the most recognition points! I suppose you want to hear some rumors
and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough!
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... The most avoided team
was COLORITES. In my day, no team with a 13-12-3 would scare me off! What's the
problem, BASH BROS COUNTRY? How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged
warrior, LAME! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting
younger every day? To die so young, so gloriously!
Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt.
NOBLISH ISLAND is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. I
don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LADY SCARLET 11352 4 2 1 56 COLORITES (1938)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRAWL 11355 5 0 0 50 BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)
PICKUP TRUCK 11358 5 0 0 50 BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)
SALLY SQUIRREL 11295 6 4 2 34 FRESH MEAT (1929)
LAME 11357 5 0 0 34 BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HERBIE HANBARK 11296 4 6 1 33 FRESH MEAT (1929)
WILD BOAR BIN 11292 4 6 1 31 FRESH MEAT (1929)
BOBBIE BRISKET 11294 4 6 1 29 FRESH MEAT (1929)
PETER RABBIT 11293 4 6 1 29 FRESH MEAT (1929)
DOCTOR BROWN 11351 3 3 1 27 COLORITES (1938)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MR BRASS 11353 3 3 1 23 COLORITES (1938)
MISS PINK 11349 3 3 0 19 COLORITES (1938)
BIGGIE BEAR 11369 1 0 0 17 SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)
DRINKING 11359 4 1 0 13 BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)
BABY BIGGER BACK 11372 1 0 0 13 SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)
WHACK-A-MOLEY 11368 1 0 0 12 SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)
BLOODY MEWER 11371 1 0 0 12 SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)
SENIORITA YELLOW 11367 1 1 0 11 COLORITES (1938)
AUTO TUNE 11365 1 2 0 5 BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)
BASHER 11338 0 2 0 2 JJKIER (1935)
BLOWER 11334 0 2 0 2 JJKIER (1935)
SHIELDER 11336 0 2 0 2 JJKIER (1935)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
STEREOTYPE 11356 0 1 0 BASH BROS COUNT 1939 MR BRASS 11353 675 REVENGED
SGT BLACK 11350 1 3 0 COLORITES 1938 PETER RABBIT 11293 677 REVENGED
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
STRIKER 11337 0 2 0 JJKIER 1935 BOBBIE BRISKET 11294 679
PERSONAL ADS
Thanks for the battles everyone. Uber Aces took a break for a few months due to life
outside the arena, then recently completed our last battle here and are venturing out
into a new arena. Just wanted to pop back in to say thanks for the games and help!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LADY SCARLET was bested by M. CHARDINEE in a 3 minute Title fight.
DRAWL devastated WILD BOAR BIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HERBIE HANBARK was handily defeated by PICKUP TRUCK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MR BRASS was vanquished by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DOCTOR BROWN was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LAME bested SALLY SQUIRREL in a 2 minute beginner vs. veteran upset brawl.
BOBBIE BRISKET butchered STRIKER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PETER RABBIT handily defeated AUTO TUNE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MISS PINK won victory over OSKSI NOBLE in a 2 minute duel.
BASHER was vanquished by BABY BIGGER BACK in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SHIELDER was vanquished by BLOODY MEWER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLOWER was overpowered by WHACK-A-MOLEY in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
SENIORITA YELLOW subdued MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute amateur's match.
DRINKING was viciously subdued by BIGGIE BEAR in a tiresome 8 minute novice's contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 5 - 0 76 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 14 - 1 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 16 - 2 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 17 - 2 54 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 18 - 2 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 9 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 6 - 0 14 |
Turn 679 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 4 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK LADY SCARLET 11352 4 2 1 56 COLORITES (1938)
LUNGING ATTACK PICKUP TRUCK 11358 5 0 0 50 BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)
TOTAL PARRY LAME 11357 5 0 0 34 BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SALLY SQUIRREL 11295. The most popular warrior this
turn was LADY SCARLET 11352. The ten other most popular fighters were BABY BIGGER
BACK 11372, WHACK-A-MOLEY 11368, PICKUP TRUCK 11358, SALLY SQUIRREL 11295, BLOODY
MEWER 11371, SENIORITA YELLOW 11367, DRAWL 11355, PETER RABBIT 11293, MISS PINK
11349, and DOCTOR BROWN 11351.
The least popular fighter this week was DRINKING 11359. The other ten least popular
fighters were BIGGIE BEAR 11369, SHIELDER 11336, AUTO TUNE 11365, STRIKER 11337, MR
BRASS 11353, HERBIE HANBARK 11296, WILD BOAR BIN 11292, BLOWER 11334, BASHER 11338,
and BOBBIE BRISKET 11294.