DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/21/2025    Duedate: 03/06/2025

NOBLISH ISLAND ARENA

DM 93    TURN 681

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BIGGIE BEAR
SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)
(93-11369) [3-0-0,40]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              BIGGIE BEAR
                               SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)
                               (93-11369) [3-0-0,40]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

MR BRASS                       RIZZER OF OZ
COLORITES (1938)               SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)
(93-11353) [5-3-1,37]          (93-11469) [1-0-0,8]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WHEREWOLVES (1942)            54 
2. SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)       35    DYSERAY (312)
3. COLORITES (1938)              6     Unchartered Team
4. LUCY'S LADIES (248)           5  
5. TROUBLEMAKERS (1958)          -7    WHEREWOLVES (1942)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)  25   4  0 86.2   1/ 3*SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)   9  4 0
 2/ 0*WHEREWOLVES (1942)         3   1  0 75.0   2- 1*BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)  8  2 0
 3/ 2*SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)    9   4  0 69.2   3/ 2*COLORITES (1938)          6  5 0
 4/ 3*COLORITES (1938)          19  17  3 52.8   4/ 0*WHEREWOLVES (1942)        3  1 0
 5- 4*JJKIER (1935)              0   8  0  0.0   5- 4*JJKIER (1935)             0  4 0
 6- 5*REMDISIR (1777)            0   1  0  0.0   6- 5*REMDISIR (1777)           0  1 0
 7/ 0*LUCY'S LADIES (248)        0   1  0  0.0   7/ 0*LUCY'S LADIES (248)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Duelmistress! Again! Eat your hearts out, Bash Brothers. And I plan to stay here. 
You think Pickup Truck is going to get a shot at me? Not if I can help it. We Southern 
Bimbos know some stuff, Hotties. Not on my clock!  

                                          -- Miss Scarlet, DMIII

A joke told in the Noblish Bar:  A busty southern gal drinking her first rum and coke, 
says to her companion, "I don't think it is fair! My brother has four sisters. Why do 
I only have three?!"

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in NOBLISH ISLAND!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Like, BASH BROS COUNTRY 
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by SKIBIDI RIZZLERS!  Way 
to go SKIBIDI RIZZLERS!  Talk about hot teams!  WHEREWOLVES goes out, the very first 
time, and goes 3-1-0!  Like, what do you guys eat for breakfast?  MVP award for 
LITTLE PIG 2?  WHEREWOLVES' proud of her after beating EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and getting 
20 points.  What a putz!  LADY SCARLET fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits 
fighting and loses the title.  No one said she was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw 
in BIGGIE BEAR's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't FRATSFA SLAVE fit 
to be tied!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  
They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  COLORITES was 
NOBLISH ISLAND's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there some 
deep dark secret why SKIBIDI RIZZLERS' been avoiding COLORITES so much?  Or is it 
just that they're too scared?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIGGIE BEAR 11369             3   0  0  40         SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LADY SCARLET 11352            5   2  1  66         COLORITES (1938)          
-PICKUP TRUCK 11358            6   0  0  57         BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DRAWL 11355                   6   0  0  54         BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)  
-LAME 11357                    6   0  0  37         BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)  
 MR BRASS 11353                5   3  1  37         COLORITES (1938)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BABY BIGGER BACK 11372        3   0  0  31         SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)   
-DOCTOR BROWN 11351            3   4  1  25         COLORITES (1938)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DRINKING 11359                5   1  0  21         BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)  
 LITTLE PIG 2 11375            1   0  0  20         WHEREWOLVES (1942)        
 LITTLE PIG 3 11376            1   0  0  20         WHEREWOLVES (1942)        
-SENIORITA YELLOW 11367        2   1  0  19         COLORITES (1938)          
-MISS PINK 11349               3   4  0  13         COLORITES (1938)          
 LITTLE PIG 4 11374            1   0  0  13         WHEREWOLVES (1942)        
 WHACK-A-MOLEY 11368           1   2  0  11         SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)   
-AUTO TUNE 11365               2   2  0  10         BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)  
 RIZZER OF OZ 11469            1   0  0   8         SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)   
-BLOODY MEWER 11371            1   1  0   8         SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)   
-BASHER 11338                  0   2  0   2         JJKIER (1935)             
-BLOWER 11334                  0   2  0   2         JJKIER (1935)             
-SHIELDER 11336                0   2  0   2         JJKIER (1935)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAPLH 11377                   0   1  0   1         WHEREWOLVES (1942)        
-DRAKE 10392                   0   1  0   1         REMDISIR (1777)           

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
XANDRA 1373             0  1 0 LUCY'S LADIES 248    BLACK ORC              681 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jeezo wheezo, Assur! Cut it out! -- Colonel Mustard

Remdiser, welcome to The Isle. If there is anything we can do to help, just ask. -- 
Colonel Mustard and The Colorites
P.S. But, perhaps you may rather wish to ask Assur and his Bash Bros; he certainly 
seems to know more what he is doing.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

XANDRA was butchered by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BIGGIE BEAR demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
MR BRASS overpowered WHACK-A-MOLEY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BABY BIGGER BACK devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LITTLE PIG 4 demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LITTLE PIG 2 vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LITTLE PIG 3 overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
RAPLH was narrowly defeated by RIZZER OF OZ in a 3 minute beginner's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   4 -  0      79  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -   9 -  1      68  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  11 -  2      65  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  11 -  2      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  18 -  2      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   7 -  1      36  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   5 -  0      29  |

Turn 681 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BIGGIE BEAR 11369           3   0  0   40 SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)
SLASHING ATTACK  MR BRASS 11353              5   3  1   37 COLORITES (1938)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MR BRASS 11353.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RIZZER OF OZ 11469.  The ten other most popular fighters were RAPLH 11377, MR 
BRASS 11353, BIGGIE BEAR 11369, LITTLE PIG 4 11374, LITTLE PIG 2 11375, LITTLE PIG 3 
11376, XANDRA 1373, BABY BIGGER BACK 11372, WHACK-A-MOLEY 11368, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was WHACK-A-MOLEY 11368.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BABY BIGGER BACK 11372, XANDRA 1373, LITTLE PIG 3 11376, LITTLE 
PIG 2 11375, LITTLE PIG 4 11374, BIGGIE BEAR 11369, MR BRASS 11353, RAPLH 11377, 
RIZZER OF OZ 11469, and  0.