DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/21/2025 Duedate: 03/06/2025
NOBLISH ISLAND ARENA
DM 93 TURN 681
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BIGGIE BEAR
SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)
(93-11369) [3-0-0,40]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY BIGGIE BEAR
SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)
(93-11369) [3-0-0,40]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
MR BRASS RIZZER OF OZ
COLORITES (1938) SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)
(93-11353) [5-3-1,37] (93-11469) [1-0-0,8]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WHEREWOLVES (1942) 54
2. SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941) 35 DYSERAY (312)
3. COLORITES (1938) 6 Unchartered Team
4. LUCY'S LADIES (248) 5
5. TROUBLEMAKERS (1958) -7 WHEREWOLVES (1942)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939) 25 4 0 86.2 1/ 3*SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941) 9 4 0
2/ 0*WHEREWOLVES (1942) 3 1 0 75.0 2- 1*BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939) 8 2 0
3/ 2*SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941) 9 4 0 69.2 3/ 2*COLORITES (1938) 6 5 0
4/ 3*COLORITES (1938) 19 17 3 52.8 4/ 0*WHEREWOLVES (1942) 3 1 0
5- 4*JJKIER (1935) 0 8 0 0.0 5- 4*JJKIER (1935) 0 4 0
6- 5*REMDISIR (1777) 0 1 0 0.0 6- 5*REMDISIR (1777) 0 1 0
7/ 0*LUCY'S LADIES (248) 0 1 0 0.0 7/ 0*LUCY'S LADIES (248) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Duelmistress! Again! Eat your hearts out, Bash Brothers. And I plan to stay here.
You think Pickup Truck is going to get a shot at me? Not if I can help it. We Southern
Bimbos know some stuff, Hotties. Not on my clock!
-- Miss Scarlet, DMIII
A joke told in the Noblish Bar: A busty southern gal drinking her first rum and coke,
says to her companion, "I don't think it is fair! My brother has four sisters. Why do
I only have three?!"
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in NOBLISH ISLAND! I still haven't told Mom I'm
writing Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... Like, BASH BROS COUNTRY
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by SKIBIDI RIZZLERS! Way
to go SKIBIDI RIZZLERS! Talk about hot teams! WHEREWOLVES goes out, the very first
time, and goes 3-1-0! Like, what do you guys eat for breakfast? MVP award for
LITTLE PIG 2? WHEREWOLVES' proud of her after beating EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and getting
20 points. What a putz! LADY SCARLET fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits
fighting and loses the title. No one said she was a genius... Was that a tear I saw
in BIGGIE BEAR's eye, as he took over Duelmastership? And wasn't FRATSFA SLAVE fit
to be tied! I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.
They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. COLORITES was
NOBLISH ISLAND's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Is there some
deep dark secret why SKIBIDI RIZZLERS' been avoiding COLORITES so much? Or is it
just that they're too scared?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. What if they had a fight and nobody showed
up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. I had a fun
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIGGIE BEAR 11369 3 0 0 40 SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LADY SCARLET 11352 5 2 1 66 COLORITES (1938)
-PICKUP TRUCK 11358 6 0 0 57 BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DRAWL 11355 6 0 0 54 BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)
-LAME 11357 6 0 0 37 BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)
MR BRASS 11353 5 3 1 37 COLORITES (1938)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BABY BIGGER BACK 11372 3 0 0 31 SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)
-DOCTOR BROWN 11351 3 4 1 25 COLORITES (1938)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DRINKING 11359 5 1 0 21 BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)
LITTLE PIG 2 11375 1 0 0 20 WHEREWOLVES (1942)
LITTLE PIG 3 11376 1 0 0 20 WHEREWOLVES (1942)
-SENIORITA YELLOW 11367 2 1 0 19 COLORITES (1938)
-MISS PINK 11349 3 4 0 13 COLORITES (1938)
LITTLE PIG 4 11374 1 0 0 13 WHEREWOLVES (1942)
WHACK-A-MOLEY 11368 1 2 0 11 SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)
-AUTO TUNE 11365 2 2 0 10 BASH BROS COUNTRY (1939)
RIZZER OF OZ 11469 1 0 0 8 SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)
-BLOODY MEWER 11371 1 1 0 8 SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)
-BASHER 11338 0 2 0 2 JJKIER (1935)
-BLOWER 11334 0 2 0 2 JJKIER (1935)
-SHIELDER 11336 0 2 0 2 JJKIER (1935)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RAPLH 11377 0 1 0 1 WHEREWOLVES (1942)
-DRAKE 10392 0 1 0 1 REMDISIR (1777)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
XANDRA 1373 0 1 0 LUCY'S LADIES 248 BLACK ORC 681 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Jeezo wheezo, Assur! Cut it out! -- Colonel Mustard
Remdiser, welcome to The Isle. If there is anything we can do to help, just ask. --
Colonel Mustard and The Colorites
P.S. But, perhaps you may rather wish to ask Assur and his Bash Bros; he certainly
seems to know more what he is doing.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
XANDRA was butchered by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BIGGIE BEAR demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
MR BRASS overpowered WHACK-A-MOLEY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BABY BIGGER BACK devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LITTLE PIG 4 demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LITTLE PIG 2 vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LITTLE PIG 3 overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
RAPLH was narrowly defeated by RIZZER OF OZ in a 3 minute beginner's melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 4 - 0 79 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 9 - 1 68 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 11 - 2 65 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 11 - 2 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 18 - 2 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 7 - 1 36 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
Turn 681 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 4 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW BIGGIE BEAR 11369 3 0 0 40 SKIBIDI RIZZLERS (1941)
SLASHING ATTACK MR BRASS 11353 5 3 1 37 COLORITES (1938)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MR BRASS 11353. The most popular warrior this turn
was RIZZER OF OZ 11469. The ten other most popular fighters were RAPLH 11377, MR
BRASS 11353, BIGGIE BEAR 11369, LITTLE PIG 4 11374, LITTLE PIG 2 11375, LITTLE PIG 3
11376, XANDRA 1373, BABY BIGGER BACK 11372, WHACK-A-MOLEY 11368, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was WHACK-A-MOLEY 11368. The other ten least
popular fighters were BABY BIGGER BACK 11372, XANDRA 1373, LITTLE PIG 3 11376, LITTLE
PIG 2 11375, LITTLE PIG 4 11374, BIGGIE BEAR 11369, MR BRASS 11353, RAPLH 11377,
RIZZER OF OZ 11469, and 0.