ADVANCED DUELMASTERS

Date   : 05/13/2003    Duedate: 05/26/2003

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-437

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 DARK TOADS 1/4660       6    2  0 75.0      THE LAST STRAW V 71/4420              
    DARK TOADS 38/4673                          2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647         
  2-THE MUPPETS 62/4669    62   30  0 67.4      MEN OF FEW WORDS 69/3587              
  3 MIKE'S INK 62/4677    318  176  4 64.4      THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
  4 TERRAPIN STA 10/2351  637  370  6 63.3      DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/4621                    BOXES 60/4147                         
  5 EVENGATE 21/3909      662  392  7 62.8      YOU FEEL THAT! 82/4314                
    STAR GUARDIANS 56/2554                   20 SIR AGLIO 10/2079     837  767 10 52.2
  6 GENOCIDE III 72/4675  229  145  2 61.2      TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
  7-CORPS 74/3405        2374 1526 42 60.9      JOKA MASHER! 60/3570                  
    UNRELATED 9/3947                            TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
    BOY O'S 51/4027                          21 ROCK-ETTS 18/4672     180  165  2 52.2
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                      22-VEGETABLES 40/2890    317  297  3 51.6
    VEGGIES 33/4058                          23-NUMBERS GAME 31/4642  122  115  0 51.5
  8-STRAY CATS 97/1912     79   53  0 59.8      ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
    7TH INNING STRETCH 32/2435                  PLACES TO GO 51/4178                  
    CREME DE LA CREME 67/2244                   FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622             
    KEGLER TALK 57/1691                         METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                
    PROTECTION FOR HIRE 75/2866              24 ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175   97   94  0 50.8
    STRANGER BREW 42/1283                    25 CARTOUCHE 51/3495     211  208  3 50.4
    BLIND DATE 96/2601                          FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331               
  9 KA-POW! 15/3970      1090  753 12 59.1      ARSENIC & OLD MACE 76/3499            
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                  26 SPECIAL ED 17/4525    125  124  0 50.2
 10 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483    37   26  0 58.7      AVERAGE JOES 96/3007                  
 11 DEATH HORDE  82/4676  124   89  2 58.2      SPECIAL ED 23/2722                    
 12-W.T.P. 70/3465       1435 1063 14 57.4      KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471               
    WANNABEES 71/4626                           THE PURPLE POSIES 98/4501             
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                       27 FEVER PITCH 21/3240   649  649  5 50.0
    GUARDIAN'S SLAVES 42/4051                   DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608              
    MY EX WIFE 68/4181                          BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800                 
    BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305                   28-DREAM MASTER 75/4663    3    3  0 50.0
    ARROGANCE 73/4491                        29 LUROCIANS XI 74/4674    3    3  0 50.0
    THE GUARDIANS 19/774                        F-LLOD BLADES 51/4668                 
    SHH! HITZ 82/4540                        30 STYROFOAM 82/4482       3    3  0 50.0
    MYTH AND MIGHT 2/1019                    31 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  131  133  3 49.6
    WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5/2978                   CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052               
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                32 SUPERIOR 5K 82/4538   476  485  4 49.5
 13-GORGONITES I 82/4335  166  125  2 57.0      DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/4670           
    SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543                      SUPERIOR FORCES IX 82/4667            
    BLOOD RELATED 60/4344                       SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q 82/4402            
    CAVITY CREEPS II 33/3949                    SUPERIOR FORCES 75/2152               
 14 LOST SOULS II 9/2309  822  631 13 56.6      SUPERIOR FORCES 2Q 77/4286            
    OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808                    SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145            
    PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987                     SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/3582             
 15-DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587    5    4  0 55.6      SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
 16 FRUIT PUPPET 37/2520  217  179  1 54.8      SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 71/4414            
    MEET MY MOOSE 18/2540                       SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
 17 THE PLUG UGL 70/2644   80   69  2 53.7   33 THE IRON LEGIO 34/42   73   75  0 49.3
    CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY 17/4596                 THE COLORED PEOPLE 36/28              
    MINIONS OF MILO 17/2487                     THE BLACK COMPANY 37/576              
 18 WICKED MARTYR 7/3170  253  222  3 53.3      FIRESIGN THEATRE 48/2803              
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                    34-SHERWOOD FOR 26/4661   19   20  1 48.7
    WAY TOO MUCH BEER 11/4017                35 GRAVEYARD GL 15/4362  433  459  5 48.5
 19 SIBKO 82/3841        1411 1294 17 52.2   36 FASCINATIN'  82/4599   81   87  1 48.2

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/4246                 THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                
 37 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427   65   72  0 47.4      HEROESANDFOUNDONES 17/4487            
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       BLUE MEANIES 7/172                    
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       SUPREME COURT 1/4471                  
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                    49-THE DARK DOM 25/3588    2    3  0 40.0
 38 JUBS 7/2556          1396 1583 16 46.9   50 NATURAL DISA 14/1454   33   51  0 39.3
    MOLES 63/2365                               THE WASTING FIELD 33/4548             
    ARENAS 22/3479                           51 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    400  632  5 38.8
    CHARACTERS 48/3372                          LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                
    BETTER OFF DEAD 65/2571                     LEGENDS OF TKE 70/4190                
    GENERAL MAYHEM 65/2505                      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    WILD AMINALS 74/2169                        FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
 39-MAROON MIDGE 66/3364   91  105  1 46.4      WILD KINGDOM 35/4193                  
 40 CARNIVAL 19/581       385  459  2 45.6      ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
    CARNIVAL 40/4316                            REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
 41 GIFTED 69/3978        700  839  7 45.5   52-HAWKS 1/3721           59   93  1 38.8
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     53 THE WARRIORS 10/438     6   10  1 37.5
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   54 MEN 29/4412           506  951 11 34.7
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        JOHNS 5/3510                          
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     TALES 43/2584                         
 42-THE EXPLORER 59/2235    5    6  0 45.5      STORIES 49/2835                       
 43 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  673  818  8 45.1      HABIT 78/4547                         
 44-PETS ON FIRE 49/893   199  245  2 44.8      MIKES 14/3982                         
    ESTIMATED PROPHETS 12/4516               55 BAD HAND 24/4659        3    6  0 33.3
    HOMERIC MMMMMMS... 16/4430                  WASTELAND 18/1887                     
    22 ACACIA AVENUE 35/330                     SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    LIQUOR CABINET II 7/4518                 56 KNIGHTS OF V 11/2857   39   80  0 32.8
 45-RESCUE 77/3887         82  105  1 43.9   57 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   31   67  0 31.6
    THE OFFENDERS 17/1987                    58 SAND DANCERS 75/2258  378  828  4 31.3
    ERRATA 25/3564                              DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
    EL EQUIDO 13/3225                           FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069                 
 46 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      224  303  1 42.5      HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
 47-PARANOID ASY 75/4625   45   61  2 42.5      GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481                  
 48-LEGALESE 75/4658       77  112  3 40.7      CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697                
    GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595                       59-A MOTLEY CRE 45/4550    1   12  0  7.7

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

          + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Eye of the Storm #58 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

In the Far West:

     Herlas sat at one side of the boat next to the rail, wrapped in his cloak and
staring out to sea; he ignored everybody.  Shania sat in the bow, wrapped in her
cloak, staring out to sea, and ignoring everybody.  The rest of the group, Ashon
Chang, Werre, Rughal, Vurand, and Jammies, went about the business of getting the
boat ready to sail.  When the tide turned and started outward just before sunset, the
boat went with it.
     Werre, Rughal, and Jammies handled the actual sailing, two on and the third
resting in rotation.  Werre had sailed before, Rughal had some knowledge of boats,
and Jammies was a fast learner.  It would turn out to be an exhausting schedule,
which they all realized, but Vurand was worse than useless on a boat, Shania didn't
have the strength to help, and Ashon Chang's job was to keep a close and constant
watch on Herlas.
     The sun set before they were out of sight of the coast, coloring the sea before
them like blood.
     "A bad omen," Vurand muttered, staring westward past Shania's motionless form.
     Ashon Chang hesitated, looking away from Herlas to the red sea beyond.  One
could not deny the reality of omens, but....  "Our journey will be what we make of
it, my friend."
     "And we're nearing the end of it," Jammies added, coming up behind the two.
"Praise Mantor for that!"
     "Geographically, we may be coming to the end," Ashon Chang corrected him, "but
in terms of actions to be taken and problems to be solved, I suspect we aren't even
half-way."
     "I didn't want to hear that," Jammies told him.  He shrugged.  "I know you're
right, but can't you let me keep an illusion or two for another few days?"
     The last burning rim of the sun disappeared under the horizon, and night
unrolled from the east.  The speed with which darkness fell was unnerving.
     "The moon'll be up in a couple of hours," Vurand muttered uneasily.  "I'm not
afraid of the dark."  He sounded unsure of that, and yet all the party knew that it
was true.  The Orc had moved through the darkness of the mountains and forests
without hesitation.  But there was something about this night....
     Ashon Chang glanced back at Herlas, but the Fratsfan merely shifted his position
a little and continued to stare into the distance.  At the bow, Shania was invisible.
"Lady Silverstar should go into the cabin and sleep," he said suddenly.  Saying her
name focused his vague alarm, and he stared forward, trying to pierce the darkness.
     "I'll remind her," Vurand agreed.  He braced himself on the side of the cabin
against the movement of the deck and edged forward.  A horse was easier to ride.
Hell, if a horse made trouble, started pitching, you could get off and walk.
"Shania, you need to....  Shania?  Shania!  Rughal, Ashon, she's not here!  Shania's
gone!"
     "She...she just went into the cabin when it got dark, and we didn't notice,"
Jammies said quickly.  He scrambled down into the low doorway to check.
     Ashon Chang moved in a different direction; the samurai had his own suspicions,
and he'd been against including Herlas in their party once the man had confessed.
The Fratsfan mage hadn't moved except to stand up and stare forward.  The gladiator
saw his face pale as pearl in the darkness.  He grabbed Herlas' shoulder.  "Where is
she?"
     "I don't know--"
     "TELL ME, damn you!"  He shook the mage hard.
     "I.  Don't.  Know," Herlas repeated.  "I've been under your eye the whole time--
yours or one of the others.  What could I have done, how could I have spirited her
away--"
     "Magic."
     "Not in the current state of the Arcanum," Herlas snarled.  "My powers are not
so great that I can draw from Outside sources.  And would I do something to Shania
and stay here to receive your vengeance?  I'm not such a fool!"
     "Very nearly, though," Rughal said grimly.  He grabbed Herlas' other shoulder.
"You may not have taken her away, but you can make a guess as to who did, how, why...
and where.  If you want to see the sun rise again--"
     "The triumph of brawn over brain?" Herlas sneered.  Then he let out his breath
in a sigh.  "I can make guesses," he admitted, "but they won't do you any good.  If
she was taken as I think, none of you could get near her."  He sighed again.  "I do
not wish Shania Silverstar ill, but some things are too important for personal
considerations--the restoration of the Arcanum is one of them.  Shania understood
that herself.  It is her goal.  She's dying, as you know whether you admit it or not.
What better use for her life than to--"
     Rughal's free hand closed around the magician's throat, choking off any further
words.
     "Don't kill him yet, Rughal," Ashon Chang said grimly.  "First let him tell us
his 'guesses' on what has happened to Lady Shania.  Then I'll help you kill him."
One hand ran along the sheathed curve of his sword.
     Rughal relaxed his grip a little.  Herlas sucked in air.  "Start with who took
her," the ranger said.
     "I don't know names," Herlas gasped.  "A coalition of wizards and priests--"
     "Think of some names," the samurai growled.  His dagger gleamed silver in the
starlight as he brought it up to prick the Fratsfan's cheek just below his eye.
     "I don't know names!  Just...Murluvir, the one who came to see me in Zensu.  He
isn't the principal, just an agent, as I was to be--"
     "Don't lie," Rughal said.  His voice was cold and smooth as ice.  Or steel.  "As
you WERE an agent.  For whom?"
     "I don't know!  I didn't ask.  Some things it's better not to know...."
     "Guess," Ashon Chang ordered implacably.
     "I don't know!"  Herlas panted, perhaps gathering strength for more denials.
But he finally said, "I suspect...Folstrom.  Or someone like them.  Someone who can
draw on power from Outside."
     "So that's who...for now.  Tell us why," Rughal demanded.  Before the Fratsfan
could answer, he added, "And don't tell us it's another thing you don't know!"
     "But I don't!" he wailed.  "All I can do is guess--"
     "So guess."  Ashon Chang leaned closer.  "But guess right."
     "Maybe...because she's from Outside, too.  Or because she's a seer.  Because she
knows things that other people don't understand how to know.  Or because she's linked
to the Ghean Arcanum even though she's an Outsider.  Some of those reasons, all of
them, none of them.  I swear I don't know!"
     "And how was it done?" Ashon Chang asked.  "We assume magic of some kind--
nothing else would make sense.  But under current circumstances--"
     "They have no fear, no discretion, no patience!"  Herlas' exasperation seemed
genuine.  "It must have been some kind of small Gate, but to open one NOW...the
risks...."
     "And the last question," Rughal said in a soft voice that sounded no less
dangerous for its softness.  "Where have they taken her?"
     There was a long silence.
     "You don't know," Ashon Chang said.  His grip on the man's shoulder tightened;
he could feel bones grinding against each other under his fingers.  "Guess."
     "To the Eye of the West.  Wherever it is."

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hail and well met Lord Protectors of Talahya!

     We had sixty-some fights this cycle, which is not a lot.  I think a lot of you 
must be out with the flu or something.  According to Zontani, if exactly six die in 
duels this week the whole city shall perish.  Luckily, only one warrior died.  BELIAL 
(7-3838) (83-65-1,208) of WICKED MARTYRS fought CHARLIE (61-2873) (40-34-0,158) of 
FAVORITE GUYS.  The tricky Aimed Blow practitioner easily killed CHARLIE in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.  Sorry, Charlie.
     Zontani actually had very little to say.  He did, of course, comment on the 
title match.  With Parting the Silk gone on to bigger things,  GRASS MUNCH (18-3971) 
(62-43-0,259) of MEET MY MOOSE fought ROAD TO DAKAR (15-3978) (31-19-2,190) of KA-
POW!.  GRASS MUNCH devastated ROAD TO DAKAR in a popular 2 minute uneven Title brawl.  
I have an idea.  To honor Grass Munch, let's all wear something green to the arena 
next cycle.
     Zontani actually mentioned only one other fight.  CORWIN (48-3437) (61-60-1,205) 
of CHARACTERS fought PISTOL (65-6205) (35-25-1,156) of TOO GOOD FOR ME.  CORWIN was 
handily defeated by PISTOL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  He said it was one of the 
week's more notable duels.  Well... I guess it was a real come-from-behind, all 
right.
     There were NO (zero!) TV challenge fights, and just two challenges altogether!  
All right, I think I've got this figured out.  Sorry but I've been a little out of 
the loop in the last few weeks.  There's a tourney coming up and everyone is being 
crazy careful to stay in the lowest possible class.  However, here were two warriors 
who weren't afraid to challenge up and take a chance of winning.  They didn't win, 
but at least they took the chance:
          HELMUT DARKSWORD (34-622) (34-22-1,186) of THE IRON LEGION challenged 
SYNAPTICS (7-3638) (83-112-1,201) of JUBS.  HELMUT DARKSWORD slimly lost to SYNAPTICS 
in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
          TONIE FISK (37-1752) (33-27-2,173) of THE BLACK COMPANY challenged THE 
BEAST (3-5547) (41-52-0,184) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT.  TONIE FISK was demolished by THE 
BEAST in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
     What else?  Oh, Ho-Chan the Axe is still our most loved warrior.  Let's see how 
he did... EARTHQUAKE (75-1663) (70-49-1,188) of FORCE OF NATURE fought HO-CHAN THE 
AXE (75-670) (96-131-2,189) of SAND DANCERS.  EARTHQUAKE overpowered HO-CHAN THE AXE 
in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.  Not much time to feast your eyes on the Axe's 
twilight blue, silver-embroidered kichai.
     It was a fairly exciting fight but some people always think a fast warrior is at 
an unfair disadvantage against a more defensive one.  So there are sympathy votes:  
SIR VIVOR (10-4065) (60-32-0,193) of SIR AGLIO fought E AHO LAULA (21-4224) (27-15-
0,163) of FEVER PITCH.  SIR VIVOR defeated E AHO LAULA in an exciting 6 minute duel.  
And E Aho Laula is our most popular warrior this cycle.
     JOHN (29-4177) (35-42-0,48) of MEN fought SUDSY DEODORANT (42-3930) (16-11-2,41) 
of COLOR ME SUAVE.  JOHN was overpowered by SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute mismatched 
fight.  I mention this because John was the least appreciated warrior this cycle.  He 
stumbled out onto the sands still fidgeting with his armor, which didn't seem to fit 
right.  He dropped his glove and then, when he bent down to pick it up, his helmet 
fell off.  Sudsy struck him on the posterior and knocked him headfirst into the sand 
where he broke his nose on his own helmet.  End of fight.  (sigh) Maybe you'll do 
better next time, John.
     And then there is Jones of Mikes.  Oh my, look at that 16-82-4 record.  Jones is 
one of those experimental warriors, isn't he?  He has won Talahya's foundation spot 
today.  <MELISSA> (7-5151) (11-2-1,36) of DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES fought JONES (14-1283) 
(16-91-4,39) of MIKES.  <MELISSA> overpowered JONES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  
We may be privileged to see Jones in the foundation spot for some time to come.
     But I have saved the most stunning news for last!  F-a'Krill, though no longer a 
competitor in this arena, has written a personal ad!  He said this: "Ho-Chan The Axe 
-- Change your name to Ho-Chan the Small Shield and you would be welcome to join me 
in Andorak. -- F-A'Krill"   Unfair!  He's trying to lure away our most popular 
warrior!  Luckily, Ho-Chan isn't likely to change his name to Ho-Chan the Small 
Shield.  Still, F-a', that attempt does you no credit at all!
     My sources listed no "Most Challenged" or "Most avoided."  I take this to mean 
that there were no avoids this cycle, and since the only two challenges went to 
different warriors, those two were tied for most challenged.  It's a sad state of 
affairs.  I hope to see everyone having more fun next cycle.

                                                      
                           Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GRASS MUNCH 18-3971         63  43  0  275  MEET MY MOOSE (2540)       TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KILLER JOE 96-611           26  14  5  267  AVERAGE JOES (3007)        OLD VALAMANTIS
 FIREHEART 7-1741            75 108  1  257  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 BELIAL 7-3838               84  65  2  254  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 NEOPHYTE 3-5573             36  16  0  250  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-PLAYDO GOLEM 33-4567        39  36  0  249  CAVITY CREEPS II (3949)    NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 KHIRZA 7-1862               99 122  3  246  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
-LEATHER REBEL 60-5400       41  27  1  245  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 JEJUNE FLAMINGO 75-1045     73  61  0  236  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
-SANYO 74-2838               42  21  0  231  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
 X-MAS COMES EARLY 17-4290   43  36  1  226  MINIONS OF MILO (2487)     ALJAFIR
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     38  18  2  225  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
-NOMOREMRNICEGUY 42-1513     27  17  1  224  STRANGER BREW (1283)       RODEKI
-SHADOW 82-1706              18   4  0  220  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
 SPARAFUCILE 56-1431         47  46  2  218  STAR GUARDIANS (2554)      ROCANIS
 BELLADONNA 76-1798          58  52  2  217  ARSENIC & OLD MACE (3499)  SIMTAKKA
 SIMBACK 59-834              45  21  0  215  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 GORDON 36-4536              36  10  0  215  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
-D. FILER 9-4721             25   5  1  215  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
-FERRET INFERNO 49-361       35  27  2  214  PETS ON FIRE (893)         VITHICAR
-MRS. IPPY 60-4766           34  34  0  214  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
-SACTO 60-6017               24   9  0  214  BLOOD RELATED (4344)       ARADI
 GLACIER 75-2046             52  34  2  213  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 ASHON CHANG 11-3677         33  28  2  212  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857)   ARUAK CITY
 ASEROTH 71-2821             31  12  0  212  THE LAST STRAW V (4420)    KYR'TERR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYNAPTICS 7-3638            84 112  1  211  JUBS (2556)                BONSUR
-PITT 33-4709                48  27  0  211  CAVITY CREEPS II (3949)    NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEADACHE 60-3300            39  33  0  210  JOKA MASHER! (3570)        ARADI
 ERIC THE RED 36-399         42  26  0  209  THE COLORED PEOPLE (28)    JHANS
 AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941        38  30  6  206  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         36  25  0  205  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   29  34  0  205  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
-MARCO 51-5008               26  11  2  205  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 GOUDA ARYAN 65-3130         80 104  3  202  GENERAL MAYHEM (2505)      DAL SHANG
 EARTHQUAKE 75-1663          71  49  1  202  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 CRIP 70-3540                56  42  1  201  THE PLUG UGLIES (2644)     SENTERN
-WOOD-LEG DANCER 40-3660     28  18  1  201  CARNIVAL (4316)            ZENSU
-THE RINGER 57-2878          44  35  0  200  KEGLER TALK (1691)         ANDOR
-BOUNCY BOTTOM 9-4393        51  30  2  199  UNRELATED (3947)           ZUKAL
-DOMINO 17-3227              45  32  2  199  THE OFFENDERS (1987)       ALJAFIR
 BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162   26   7  0  199  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 COMPUTER LAB 7-3360        101  92  2  198  JUBS (2556)                BONSUR
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           61  32  0  197  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 THE BEAST 3-5547            42  52  0  197  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SIMILDE 51-4248             41  77  0  197  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
-SILK 5-3342                 29  33  2  197  WORTHLESS MANAGERS (2978)  KALTOS
-THE EXPLOITER 22-1226       41  30  1  195  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
-ALLEY CAT 97-103            41  41  5  194  STRAY CATS (1912)          SHADOW GROVE
 POPE 5-4090                 39  38  2  194  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254      39  40  0  194  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
-CHARLIE HUSTLE 32-2498      34  23  1  194  7TH INNING STRETCH (2435)  ARVAT
 FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082      34  16  0  194  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
-DANGER BOX 60-4963          29  27  0  194  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
-I AM GOD 73-2164            19   5  2  194  ARROGANCE (4491)           ERINIKA
 GOOD OL' HERB 77-2647       41  33  1  193  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Q (4286)  MAZGOURRAH
 LOUANNSALLY 18-4564         37  27  3  193  OUT OF THE HILLS (2808)    TALCAMA
-HINDENBIRD 49-1277          34  16  0  193  PETS ON FIRE (893)         VITHICAR
 MOE 82-52                   21   8  1  193  SUPERIOR 5K (4538)         DWES EG
 PEEG 43-2613               114 118  3  192  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 FOG 21-4416                 69  63  0  192  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
-GROND 69-8678               56  52  0  192  MEN OF FEW WORDS (3587)    CIMMERIAC
 CORINA HONORBLADE 11-3301   38  57  2  192  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857)   ARUAK CITY
 TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  36  24  0  192  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127     26  21  1  192  DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608)    CIMMERIAC
-HARD CORE 43-3023           22  11  1  192  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
 PISTOL 65-6205              36  25  1  190  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
-LORD OF THE FLOYDS 19-3638  25   2  1  190  THE GUARDIANS (774)        ZUWAYZA
-FORBIDDEN DONUT 16-4788     20  18  1  190  HOMERIC MMMMMMS... (4430)  WILLAF
-ROTTEN 68-8189              18   5  1  190  MY EX WIFE (4181)          FIREHOLD
 JOHN HOLMES 69-7255         44  23  1  189  GIFTED (3978)              CIMMERIAC
-ANKLEBITER 22-1163          40  35  3  189  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         39  32  2  189  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
-F-ARUBA 51-4601             43  28  1  188  PLACES TO GO (4178)        TRICORUS
-SNAP CRACKLE PUP 49-738     35  30  1  188  PETS ON FIRE (893)         VITHICAR
 HELMUT DARKSWORD 34-622     34  23  1  188  THE IRON LEGION (42)       MONUNTIAL
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       31  20  2  188  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
-ARCOS 13-3373               27  42  2  188  EL EQUIDO (3225)           DULLENS
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         52  35  1  187  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         46  44  1  187  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-LANCELOT 25-3794            32  21  1  186  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-PUNCH IT 82-1193            25  10  1  186  GORGONITES II (4335)       DWES EG
-BAILEYS IRISH CHRE 70-1865  16   9  0  185  W.T.P. (3465)              SENTERN
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670      96 132  2  184  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035       68  45  0  182  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   33  40  0  182  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-MISTY 1-6840                33  22  0  182  HAWKS (3721)               MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SERVLET SALLY 82-5895       22   8  0  182  SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402)  DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    53  46  1  180  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      37  57 16  180  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 UNBRIDLED 15-3923           33  17  1  180  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     35  26  0  179  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 3-7-2-D-S 82-5727           29  20  0  179  FASCINATIN' RYTHYM (4599)  DWES EG
 MAGMA 75-2049               55  34  0  178  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           53  41  0  178  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 J.J. PARRODOTE 70-5939      38  25  1  178  LEGENDS OF TKE (4190)      SENTERN
 EVERSTORM 69-641            35  33  2  178  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
-BOOZEHOUND 7-871            31  21  0  178  LIQUOR CABINET II (4518)   BONSUR
 ANGELA SILVERBLADE 11-3370  44  46  0  177  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857)   ARUAK CITY
 NEFERTARI 51-3853           69  40  0  176  CARTOUCHE (3495)           TRICORUS
 E AHO LAULA 21-4224         27  16  0  176  FEVER PITCH (3240)         SUNSET
-AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636        38  26  4  173  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
-SIDAHS 77-176               26  13  1  173  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
 VORTEX 75-1870              59  56  0  172  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 CORWIN 48-3437              61  61  1  171  CHARACTERS (3372)          CAER
 HATSHEPSUT 51-4157          46  56  1  170  CARTOUCHE (3495)           TRICORUS
 CASSIDY HEALINGANK 11-3707  39  32  0  170  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857)   ARUAK CITY
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          26  18  0  169  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-TRIXIE TREET 75-1211        30  19  0  168  PROTECTION FOR HIRE (2866) JADE MOUNTAIN
 TONIE FISK 37-1752          33  28  2  167  THE BLACK COMPANY (576)    SIBIKHAS
-FLAMESTRIKE 82-3130         19   7  0  167  SIBKO (3841)               DWES EG
 COOLER 82-7277              21   7  0  166  STYROFOAM (4482)           DWES EG
 CHARLIE 61-2873             40  35  0  164  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
-DARK ORIGIN 42-2770         23  15  0  164  GUARDIAN'S SLAVES (4051)   RODEKI
 NIANIA 22-5216              75  78  1  162  ARENAS (3479)              SOLVEN
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        31  29  0  161  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 NICK NITRO 60-4767          26  34  0  161  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
-STILLWATER 25-3762          23  32  0  160  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 MAELSTROM 75-2202           37  17  0  159  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
-PEACE 19-4280               21  11  1  159  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
-KRYTEN 1-6782               43  26  1  156  HAWKS (3721)               MORDANT
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   34  26  3  154  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JIMBY 42-3777               34  24  1  152  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  26  14  0  152  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 GLORY 1-6847                37  22  0  151  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
-STONEWALL 25-3895           26  23  1  151  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FRATER PILUM 34-3269        32  27  0  150  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
-5-STAR RATING 31-4264       25   5  0  149  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 PURE SNOW 65-2137          100 127  0  148  BETTER OFF DEAD (2571)     DAL SHANG
 JACOB 10-233                46  56  2  148  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
-BEDLAM'S BARD 2-4144        27  19  2  147  MYTH AND MIGHT (1019)      NIANIA
 CULUBRA 10-235              40  55  0  143  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 VELVET VIXEN 9-3275         25  22  0  143  LOST SOULS II (2309)       ZUKAL
-TOUCH MY MONK, EH? 12-5112  25  19  0  142  ESTIMATED PROPHETS (4516)  RIZTAB
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   26   9  0  140  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-MAGELLAN 59-126             25  18  0  138  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
-BONG 82-1745                 7   8  0  137  SHH! HITZ (4540)           DWES EG
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          28  24  1  135  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 TOTO 74-2195                65 121  2  132  WILD AMINALS (2169)        DAIYLA KIV
 MAGENTA 3-5711              35  44  0  132  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 SKIANA RAVENWING 11-3663    35  39  0  130  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857)   ARUAK CITY
 SUPERIORBOY 71-3640         30  52  1  127  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (4414)  KYR'TERR
 LOOMING BIRD 82-424         38  52  3  124  YOU FEEL THAT! (4314)      DWES EG
 A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258   24  12  0  123  MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (4246) DWES EG
-THE CONGA 16-4803           22  12  0  123  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 ZIN 3-4197                  39  57  0  122  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BURST 25-3654               25  19  0  120  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-GOTTM BEERBALLS 7-864       35  23  6  119  LIQUOR CABINET II (4518)   BONSUR
-KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823        15  23  0  117  SMALL SOLDIERS (4543)      DWES EG
 GIGANTA 62-3197             29  28  2  116  SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145)  VALAMANTIS
 HOFFA 49-3185               48  69  0  113  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
-EASTWOOD 7-4788             26  15  1  106  GUNFIGHTERS (4595)         BONSUR
-ASANOWAKA 1-6783            28  41  1  104  HAWKS (3721)               MORDANT
 SMALL CAT 13-4200           38  56  1  102  CARDOW HUNTERS (3697)      DULLENS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SWEET CHASTITY 35-504       29  23  1  100  22 ACACIA AVENUE (330)     MURSKA
 ZAGNUT 10-4745              25   3  4  100  TERRAPIN STATION (2351)    KOLACT
-RICO 51-5016                19   9  1  100  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 SEITAN 17-4403              26  22  1   99  KINDRED OF KAOS (2471)     ALJAFIR
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      28  13  0   97  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-HOT TOMATO 33-6305          17  15  0   96  VEGGIES (4058)             NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       23  24  0   94  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
-MISTY BLUE 74-2944          17   7  2   94  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
-DAMN DOG 17-6242            20  13  1   93  CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY (4596) ALJAFIR
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    26  15  3   91  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PLA Y. TEX 60-5662          20  16  1   89  BLOOD RELATED (4344)       ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        23  10  1   88  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         22  29  0   88  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         20   9  1   88  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-XAVIER 25-3551              21  11  1   86  THE DARK DOMINION (3588)   LYRATILAN
-ATREUS 67-1402              20  13  0   86  CREME DE LA CREME (2244)   BARIKALA
-JESSIE 61-3086              23  15  1   85  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
-GODIVA 74-2800              15   4  0   83  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
-FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953  14   8  0   82  2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG
 MARK 5-4088                 29  48  2   81  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 MARCINKO 97-961             10   7  4   81  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
-COINSPINNER 65-4495          7   5  0   81  BOOK OF SWORDS (4305)      DAL SHANG
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             16  10  3   80  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
-COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855     12   4  5   77  FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-ZIGGY 1-6965                22  12  1   75  HAWKS (3721)               MORDANT
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           17  11  0   75  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SALTY RIVERS 33-6481        18  22  1   73  THE WASTING FIELD (4548)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        21   5  0   72  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            41  39  4   71  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 MERRY DEMENTE 19-3889       16  20  1   71  CARNIVAL (581)             ZUWAYZA
 BIG BROTHER 3-5568          38  54  0   68  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-THE PINK RANGER 68-9166     19  12  1   68  SUPERIOR FORCES X (3582)   FIREHOLD
-THE DUCK 82-12670           16  10  1   68  SUPERIOR FORCES IX (4667)  DWES EG
-BLAMELESS COOK 71-2362      10   2  0   68  WANNABEES (4626)           KYR'TERR
-COTTONMOUTH 26-4061         19  10  0   67  VENOM (2172)               CALEAM
-CHECK PLEASE! 96-320        15  13  4   67  BLIND DATE (2601)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 NEPHRON 30-4147             16  14  1   66  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
-PIPE BOMB 82-8012           14   9  1   66  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
-SEIZURE 75-2542             18  17  2   65  PARANOID ASYLUM (4625)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 CATHERWOOD 48-2225          15  11  1   64  FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803)    CAER
-GRAY WIND 6-5201            12  10  1   64  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-MANGLER 7-1408              19  12  1   62  BLUE MEANIES (172)         BONSUR
-IN THE PIG! 96-864          12   4  5   61  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MR TACO WORKS 18-7620       15   8  1   58  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     23  54  1   57  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
-POINTY 16-4427              27  21  0   56  HOMERIC MMMMMMS... (4430)  WILLAF
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     17  11  2   55  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-HEARSAY 75-2721             17   6  3   54  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
-STONE COLD 25-3572          18  13  0   53  THE DARK DOMINION (3588)   LYRATILAN
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        18  12  0   53  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        25  17  1   52  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FRANK 3-5707                32  48  1   51  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 <MELISSA> 7-5151            12   2  1   48  DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (4670 BONSUR
 F. TIM 78-2315              17  21  1   47  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-TAX REFUND 22-5728          18  18  1   46  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
-KIT CARSON 17-5738          20  15  1   43  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
-BANSHEE 45-2999             19  16  1   43  A MOTLEY CREW (4550)       STORMCROWE
-KERMIT 62-3267              13   7  0   43  THE MUPPETS (4669)         VALAMANTIS
-VINCENZO 51-5031            16   9  0   42  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
-TAPS 96-841                  8   5  5   38  MUSIC TO KILL BY (4621)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 JOHN 29-4177                35  43  0   36  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
-SCALIA 1-6978               15  11  0   36  SUPREME COURT (4471)       MORDANT
 UNDEAD SENSEI 15-4340       16  12  0   35  GRAVEYARD GLORY (4362)     MALCORN
 JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810      34  35  0   33  WAY TOO MUCH BEER (4017)   ARUAK CITY
 JONES 14-1283               16  92  4   30  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
-FLESH RIPPER 74-3375         9   2  0   29  LUROCIANS XI (4674)        DAIYLA KIV
-ONION RINGS 40-3138         12  30  1   23  VEGETABLES (2890)          ZENSU

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
CHARLIE 61-2873            40  35  0 FAVORITE GUYS 4069     BELIAL 7-3838          437

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Joka Masher! -- That was one for me for a change. -- Wood-Leg Dancer

Onion Rings -- The path to the top is serpentine, slippery and slushy. -- F-A'Krill, 
DM and holder of the honor of last

Ho-Chan The Axe -- Change your name to Ho-Chan the Small Shield and you would be 
welcome to join me in Andorak. -- F-A'Krill

Pip the Troll -- Lots of challenges last cycle.  My guy 2-1-0 against your guys last 
cycle.  Let's see what happens this round. -- Judge

Parting the Silk -- (startled look)  I was in a title match in Talahya?  I am totally 
honored by that, but hardly worthy.  Hmm, I may also have been self-defeated by my 
less than stellar opinion of my abilities.  Perhaps I should work on that.... -- 
Similde

Ashon Chang -- You sure as heck don't LOOK like a Dwarf.  You look Mirani to me.  Why 
not set the Commission straight on that?  Even if you're from some other world and so 
not REALLY Mirani, that'd be closer to reality than calling you a DWARF.  Wouldn't 
it? -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Audie Murphy -- Not your kind of battlefield, perhaps?  Good try, though.  -- Zin

Hindenbird -- May you burn to a cinder, you crispy critter. -- Charlie the not amused

Looming Bird -- Flightless, though, aren't you? -- Small Cat

To All -- Anyone for another skum-fest? -- #3

Eastern Horde -- I am working on a short note.  Soon I will post it.  Thanx. -- #3

Forbidden Donut -- Don't you hate it when the announcer starts shouting out your body 
parts?  I wish they'd be more vague, like: "SO-AND-SO takes a hit in a PERSONAL AREA!  
That looked like it hurt!"  Et cetera. -- Khirza

Eric the Red -- I don't know Chanur, but thanks for the compliment. -- Khirza
P.S.  I assume it was a compliment.

Louansally -- You should use a weapon.  We cat folk have natural weaponry if we want 
to use it, but you humans don't. -- Kharos

Lord of the Floyds -- It grieves me (a little) to have been matched against such an 
inexperienced warrior.  I hope you'll get a more equitable match next time. -- 
Fireheart

30 April 2003
All -- Remember to put your arena number on your strategy sheets.  Strategies turned
in without an arena number run the risk of missing the turn. -- NAIEI

10 May 2003
To All -- Fellow managers, I humbly request your help.  My team (Ex Oblivione) was
started in Monuntial (DM 34) back in '92.  They were active for seven months.  I have
lost all early traces of them.  If any of you can help with copies of relevant
newsletters or, if you fought one of my warriors, copies of the fights, I would
greatly appreciate it.  I only have one of my original warriors left from the early
team now active in DM 60.  You can diplo me with any info here in the wonderful city
of Aradi.  Thank you in advance. -- Enigma, manager Ex Oblivione

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HELMUT DARKSWORD slimly lost to SYNAPTICS in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
TONIE FISK was demolished by THE BEAST in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
COUCH POTATO was devastated by BELLADONNA in a popular 2 minute one-sided contest.
GRASS MUNCH devastated ROAD TO DAKAR in a popular 2 minute uneven Title brawl.
NEOPHYTE devastated FRERE MAIN ROUJ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
SPARAFUCILE defeated GUAVA NICE DAY in a action packed 1 minute melee.
X-MAS COMES EARLY vanquished TICKLE ME HOFFA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
CHOKING CHICKEN won victory over POPE in a popular 1 minute fight.
KILLER JOE overpowered GOOD OL' HERB in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
CRIP was savagely defeated by JEJUNE FLAMINGO in a crowd pleasing 6 minute match.
KHIRZA viciously subdued FOG in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
FIREHEART overpowered DROOLING GOOBER in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
COMPUTER LAB was viciously subdued by ASHON CHANG in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout.
BELIAL easily killed CHARLIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
GLACIER unbelievably bested MEADOW VOLE in a 2 minute brutal fight.
VORTEX was demolished by TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
EARTHQUAKE overpowered HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SIR VIVOR defeated E AHO LAULA in a exciting 6 minute duel.
ASEROTH overpowered MAGMA in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
J.J. PARRODOTE was devastated by AFROSLEAZIAC in a popular 2 minute one-sided bout.
SPOTTED PONY viciously subdued LOUANNSALLY in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
JOHN HOLMES was overpowered by GORDON in a action packed 2 minute one-sided bout.
GOUDA ARYAN won victory over PEEG in a popular 3 minute gruesome fray.
MICHELLE RROSTARR beat PAPAYA BALROG in a 2 minute gruesome competition.
SIMBACK overpowered BIG STRONG MAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
BED-WETTING FREAK handily defeated CASSIDY HEALINGANKH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SIMILDE savagely defeated ANGELA SILVERBLADE in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
NEFERTARI was handily defeated by HEADACHE in a 2 minute mismatched match.
WOBBLENUT lost to MOE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD was narrowly defeated by CORINA HONORBLADE in a 4 minute match.
CORWIN was handily defeated by PISTOL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ERIC THE RED demolished 3-7-2-D-S in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GLORY lost to HATSHEPSUT in a 3 minute bout.
SERVLET SALLY overpowered ZIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAELSTROM demolished LOOMING BIRD in a 1 minute uneven competition.
JIM PENGOUIN was beaten by EVERSTORM in a 2 minute fight.
NIANIA was demolished by UNBRIDLED in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal uneven duel.
VELVET VIXEN was overcome by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
PURE SNOW was overpowered by COOLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
NICK NITRO was overcome by CARPET BURN in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
JUST A JOB TO DO savagely defeated FRATER PILUM in a exciting 5 minute gory fight.
ROMUALD B TUNE was vanquished by SUPERIORBOY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HOFFA was handily defeated by JACOB in a exciting 3 minute bloody one-sided duel.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE overpowered TOTO in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
GIGANTA handily defeated DUCK RUBBER in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
MAGENTA was savagely defeated by JIMBY in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
SMALL CAT was devastated by BLOODSTONE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
SKIANA RAVENWING was narrowly defeated by CULUBRA in a 3 minute contest.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK savagely defeated A DIFFERENT GRAPE in a 5 minute duel.
SEITAN overpowered S. MARY ROSE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
AUDIE MURPHY was bested by ZAGNUT in a exciting 1 minute bout.
F. TIM was overpowered by TIMMAAAY in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
SALTY RIVERS was handily defeated by MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
MARK viciously subdued BIG BROTHER in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
MERRY DEMENTE subdued FRANK in a action packed 2 minute duel.
<MELISSA> overpowered JONES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NEPHRON overpowered JAMES FLETCHER in a exciting 1 minute uneven melee.
MR TACO WORKS subdued UNDEAD SENSEI in a action packed 1 minute battle.
CRAZED GOBLIN overpowered SWINGDADDY-O in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ALVIN YORK savagely defeated FURTIVE RETURNS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal duel.
MARCINKO luckily beat RIFF-RAFF in a popular 3 minute gory match.
JOHN was overpowered by SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
YELLOWJACKET won victory over CATHERWOOD in a exciting 1 minute struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  35         AIMED BLOW        87 -  68 -  1      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 24         STRIKING ATTACK   76 -  61 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         LUNGING ATTACK   358 - 308 -  4      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     41 -  36 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         PARRY-LUNGE       74 -  70 -  1      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         SLASHING ATTACK  148 - 147 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     10         WALL OF STEEL    111 - 133 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         BASHING ATTACK    35 -  46 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-STRIKE      30 -  43 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       67 - 108 -  2      38  |

Turn 437 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  6         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         7 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      6 -  9         3  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    20 - 15     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  8         1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK   12 - 12     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   GRASS MUNCH 18-3971        63  43  0  275 MEET MY MOOSE (2540)
SLASHING ATTACK  KILLER JOE 96-611          26  14  5  267 AVERAGE JOES (3007)
AIMED BLOW       BELIAL 7-3838              84  65  2  254 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
WALL OF STEEL    KHIRZA 7-1862              99 122  3  246 CASTAWAYS (1083)
STRIKING ATTACK  SPARAFUCILE 56-1431        47  46  2  218 STAR GUARDIANS (2554)
BASHING ATTACK   GLACIER 75-2046            52  34  2  213 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
PARRY-LUNGE      GOUDA ARYAN 65-3130        80 104  3  202 GENERAL MAYHEM (2505)
TOTAL PARRY      SIR VIVOR 10-4065          61  32  0  197 SIR AGLIO (2079)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SIMILDE 51-4248            41  77  0  197 DARK HORSEMEN (4217)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     HELMUT DARKSWORD 34-622    34  23  1  188 THE IRON LEGION (42)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was E AHO LAULA 21-4224.  The ten other most popular fighters were JEJUNE 
FLAMINGO 75-1045, KHIRZA 7-1862, SIMILDE 51-4248, CULUBRA 10-235, FRATER PILUM 
34-3269, SYNAPTICS 7-3638, YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355, RIFF-RAFF 3-5710, CRIP 70-3540, 
and ASHON CHANG 11-3677.

The least popular fighter this week was JOHN 29-4177.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921, JONES 14-1283, A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258, DUCK 
RUBBER 18-7196, 3-7-2-D-S 82-5727, CORWIN 48-3437, BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619, TICKLE ME 
HOFFA 69-6127, CATHERWOOD 48-2225, and UNDEAD SENSEI 15-4340.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  TI(23)               1  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  7 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            0  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       3  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  1 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            5  1 1  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  SENTERN(70)          0  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  3 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           4  0 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  4 0  JHANS(36)            2  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  3 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          3  0 0  CAER(48)             0  2 0  DWES EG(82)          4  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)          6  5 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GLORY 1-6847                37  22  0  151  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 NEOPHYTE 3-5573             36  16  0  250  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         36  25  0  205  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 39  38  2  194  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 FIREHEART 7-1741            75 108  1  257  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082      34  16  0  194  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 VELVET VIXEN 9-3275         25  22  0  143  LOST SOULS II (2309)       ZUKAL
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           61  32  0  197  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 ASHON CHANG 11-3677         33  28  2  212  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857)   ARUAK CITY
 SMALL CAT 13-4200           38  56  1  102  CARDOW HUNTERS (3697)      DULLENS
 JONES 14-1283               16  92  4   30  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       31  20  2  188  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 X-MAS COMES EARLY 17-4290   43  36  1  226  MINIONS OF MILO (2487)     ALJAFIR
 GRASS MUNCH 18-3971         63  43  0  275  MEET MY MOOSE (2540)       TALCAMA
 MERRY DEMENTE 19-3889       16  20  1   71  CARNIVAL (581)             ZUWAYZA
 FOG 21-4416                 69  63  0  192  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
 NIANIA 22-5216              75  78  1  162  ARENAS (3479)              SOLVEN
 TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  36  24  0  192  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      28  13  0   97  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     23  54  1   57  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             16  14  1   66  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          28  24  1  135  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 SALTY RIVERS 33-6481        18  22  1   73  THE WASTING FIELD (4548)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 HELMUT DARKSWORD 34-622     34  23  1  188  THE IRON LEGION (42)       MONUNTIAL
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         39  32  2  189  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              36  10  0  215  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254      39  40  0  194  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 JIMBY 42-3777               34  24  1  152  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PEEG 43-2613               114 118  3  192  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 CORWIN 48-3437              61  61  1  171  CHARACTERS (3372)          CAER

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOFFA 49-3185               48  69  0  113  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 SIMILDE 51-4248             41  77  0  197  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 SPARAFUCILE 56-1431         47  46  2  218  STAR GUARDIANS (2554)      ROCANIS
 SIMBACK 59-834              45  21  0  215  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 HEADACHE 60-3300            39  33  0  210  JOKA MASHER! (3570)        ARADI
 CHARLIE 61-2873             40  35  0  164  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  26  14  0  152  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 GOUDA ARYAN 65-3130         80 104  3  202  GENERAL MAYHEM (2505)      DAL SHANG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     38  18  2  225  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 CRIP 70-3540                56  42  1  201  THE PLUG UGLIES (2644)     SENTERN
 ASEROTH 71-2821             31  12  0  212  THE LAST STRAW V (4420)    KYR'TERR
 TOTO 74-2195                65 121  2  132  WILD AMINALS (2169)        DAIYLA KIV
 JEJUNE FLAMINGO 75-1045     73  61  0  236  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 BELLADONNA 76-1798          58  52  2  217  ARSENIC & OLD MACE (3499)  SIMTAKKA
 GOOD OL' HERB 77-2647       41  33  1  193  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Q (4286)  MAZGOURRAH
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        25  17  1   52  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 MOE 82-52                   21   8  1  193  SUPERIOR 5K (4538)         DWES EG
 KILLER JOE 96-611           26  14  5  267  AVERAGE JOES (3007)        OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             10   7  4   81  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             16  10  3   80  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL