ADVANCED DUELMASTERS
Date : 05/13/2003 Duedate: 05/26/2003
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-438
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-DARK TOADS 38/4673 6 2 0 75.0 PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987
2-THE MUPPETS 62/4669 62 30 0 67.4 17 THE TAKEN 29/1122 481 376 2 56.1
3 SLOW PLAY 65/4015 722 354 10 67.1 SOUL WARRIORS 38/1586
QUEEN'S QUEST 73/4455 18 KREWE OF DRUI 6/4679 10 8 0 55.6
GNARLED BONES 82/4365 19 THE NUKES 3/1445 219 187 1 53.9
NO INDICATION 63/3581 FRUIT PUPPETS 37/2520
RELIGIOUS HERALD 40/3911 MEET MY MOOSE 18/2540
SCAVENGERS 78/3463 OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430
DISEASED ONES 29/4293 MEAT PUPPETS 6/2336
MYSTIC LODGE 6/3073 20 THE PLUG UGL 70/2644 82 70 2 53.9
THE JAGGED EDGE 75/3343 CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY 17/4596
NO SURRENDER 74/2772 MINIONS OF MILO 17/2487
4-MIKE'S INK 62/4677 318 176 4 64.4 21 LOBOTOMATION 12/4403 237 207 1 53.4
5 TERRAPIN STA 10/2351 637 372 6 63.1 ANIMAL PHARM 18/4526
MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/4621 HELPLESS ANIMALS 16/54
6 EVENGATE 21/3909 662 394 7 62.7 22 WICKED MARTYR 7/3170 253 225 3 52.9
STAR GUARDIANS 56/2554 WAY TOO MUCH BEER 11/4017
7-GENOCIDE III 72/4675 229 145 2 61.2 ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632
8 STRAY CATS 97/1912 85 54 0 61.2 23 ROCK ETTS 22/2971 181 165 2 52.3
7TH INNING STRETCH 32/2435 ROCK-ETTS 18/4672
CREME DE LA CREME 67/2244 24 SIBKO 82/3841 1412 1295 17 52.2
KEGLER TALK 57/1691 THE LAST STRAW V 71/4420
STRANGER BREW 42/1283 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647
PROTECTION FOR HIRE 75/2866 MEN OF FEW WORDS 69/3587
BLIND DATE 96/2601 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
9 CORPS 74/3405 2379 1529 42 60.9 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
UNRELATED 9/3947 BOXES 60/4147
BOY O'S 51/4027 YOU FEEL THAT! 82/4314
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 25 SIR AGLIO 10/2079 840 768 10 52.2
VEGGIES 33/4058 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
10 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483 38 26 0 59.4 JOKA MASHER! 60/3570
11 KA-POW! 15/3970 1092 754 12 59.2 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 26 IRON CURTAIN 50/4351 14 13 0 51.9
COAL, INC. 71/4576 OPHIDIAN ORDER 39/4233
12-DEATH HORDE 82/4676 124 89 2 58.2 27 NUMBERS GAME 31/4642 125 117 0 51.7
13-W.T.P. 70/3465 1435 1063 14 57.4 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622
WANNABEES 71/4626 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488
MY HEROES! 82/4199 PLACES TO GO 51/4178
GUARDIAN'S SLAVES 42/4051 METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862
MY EX WIFE 68/4181 28 CARTOUCHE 51/3495 217 210 3 50.8
BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305 ARSENIC & OLD MACE 76/3499
ARROGANCE 73/4491 FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331
THE GUARDIANS 19/774 29 SPECIAL ED 17/4525 130 126 0 50.8
SHH! HITZ 82/4540 AVERAGE JOES 96/3007
MYTH AND MIGHT 2/1019 SPECIAL ED 23/2722
WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5/2978 THE PURPLE POSIES 98/4501
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471
14 STYROFOAM 82/4482 4 3 0 57.1 30 ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175 98 95 0 50.8
15-GORGONITES I 82/4335 166 125 2 57.0 31 FEVER PITCH 21/3240 651 649 5 50.1
SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543 DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608
BLOOD RELATED 60/4344 BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800
CAVITY CREEPS II 33/3949 32 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 5 5 0 50.0
16 LOST SOULS II 9/2309 824 632 13 56.6 33-LUROCIANS XI 74/4674 3 3 0 50.0
OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808 F-LLOD BLADES 51/4668
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
34 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 137 138 3 49.8 IMMORTAL ASYLUM 69/2950
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 49 RESCUE 77/3887 83 111 1 42.8
35 SUPERIOR 5K 82/4538 483 488 4 49.7 THE OFFENDERS 17/1987
DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/4670 ERRATA 25/3564
SUPERIOR FORCES IX 82/4667 EL EQUIDO 13/3225
SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q 82/4402 50 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397 14 19 0 42.4
SUPERIOR FORCES 75/2152 51 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 224 305 1 42.3
SUPERIOR FORCES 2Q 77/4286 52 PBA 78/4685 76 105 0 42.0
SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145 53-LEGALESE 75/4658 77 112 3 40.7
SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/3582 GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595
SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536 THE REPUBLICANS 22/114
SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 71/4414 54 NATURAL DISA 14/1454 34 51 0 40.0
SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571 THE WASTING FIELD 33/4548
36 THE IRON LEGIO 34/42 74 78 0 48.7 55 PB MAX 27/4281 22 33 1 40.0
THE COLORED PEOPLE 36/28 JELLO TIME 72/2280
THE BLACK COMPANY 37/576 THE BALROGS 3/1011
FIRESIGN THEATRE 48/2803 ABBY NORMAL 4/1012
37 GRAVEYARD GL 15/4362 433 460 5 48.5 EMOTIONAL FISH 39/1674
38 FASCINATIN' 82/4599 82 87 1 48.5 56 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 407 636 5 39.0
MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/4246 LEGENDS OF TKE 70/4190
39 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 68 75 0 47.6 LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 WILD KINGDOM 35/4193
40 PHILANTHROPI 35/4687 15 17 0 46.9 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
41 JUBS 7/2556 1397 1589 16 46.8 57 HAWKS 1/3721 60 96 1 38.5
MOLES 63/2365 58 THE EXPLORER 59/2235 5 8 0 38.5
ARENAS 22/3479 59 BLADES OF WO 22/4681 41 74 0 35.7
CHARACTERS 48/3372 60 MEN 29/4412 508 957 11 34.7
BETTER OFF DEAD 65/2571 JOHNS 5/3510
GENERAL MAYHEM 65/2505 TALES 43/2584
WILD AMINALS 74/2169 STORIES 49/2835
42-MAROON MIDGE 66/3364 91 105 1 46.4 HABIT 78/4547
43 CARNIVAL 19/581 386 460 2 45.6 MIKES 14/3982
CARNIVAL 40/4316 61 KNIGHTS OF V 11/2857 43 82 0 34.4
44 GIFTED 69/3978 702 842 7 45.5 DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE 11/4510
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 62 THE WARRIORS 10/438 6 12 1 33.3
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 63-WASTELAND 18/1887 3 6 0 33.3
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 SANDS OF TIME 38/4666
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 64 SAND DANCERS 75/2258 379 833 4 31.3
45 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 674 818 8 45.2 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217
46-PETS ON FIRE 49/893 199 245 2 44.8 FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069
ESTIMATED PROPHETS 12/4516 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767
HOMERIC MMMMMMS... 16/4430 GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481
22 ACACIA AVENUE 35/330 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697
LIQUOR CABINET II 7/4518 65 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 31 70 0 30.7
47 THE ASININE 24/4682 4 5 0 44.4 66 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680 0 1 0 0.0
48 PARANOID ASY 75/4625 47 62 2 43.1 67 SWIFT CURREN 60/4684 0 1 0 0.0
IMMORTAL ASYLUM 17/2685
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Eye of the Storm #59 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
Rithakar:
As the lancer came nearer, Onuphre drew his sword and awaited the charge with
bared steel. A thunder of hooves burst out of the silence of the night. The horse
staggered and seemed to have trouble regaining a smooth stride. The lance wobbled
and missed the Shew as the man closed with him. Onuphre sidestepped and his sword
licked out.
Bellerophon kept his attention on the main body of the ghost troop. They had
shown no awareness when Onuphre drew his sword, but when Bellerophon and the rest of
the gladiators armed themselves, the company faltered in its steady progress. It
seemed to ripple in their vision, as though they were looking at it through running
water.
"They are barely in this world," Tamea Soulkeeper murmured behind the
gladiators. "I had heard of such things but never expected to see it."
Ultraist glanced over his shoulder at her. "What do you know about it?"
"About this particular example, not a thing," she answered calmly. "About the
phenomenon... a little." She returned his look from half-closed eyes. "Why should I
share my hard-won knowledge with you?"
"Why shouldn't you?" Debby Tonte asked from farther back. The well-tanned spy
report could be just glimpsed coming up, mostly by the large umbrella she carried.
"I mean, we're comrades, right? We're, like, unallajous together."
"I wouldn't have put it QUITE like that," Mr. Testosterone muttered, "but then
again, she does have a point." He looked at Tamea expectantly.
Shrugging as though it didn't matter (though her frown said otherwise), Tamea
said, "It's a kind of stasis, half pocket universe, half time-stop. At least, that's
what I've heard. There are usually some specific signals that end the spell--a time
limit, or some triggering event. Or two events, here, apparently. Whatever set them
in motion to begin with, and the Shew drawing steel on them to finalize the, hmm,
reconnection." She glanced over at Onuphre.
The Shew was having no trouble with his opponent. The man's movements were slow
and awkward, though definitely hostile in intent. The horse was in serious trouble,
stumbling, overshooting turns, and seeming to sag with exhaustion or age as they
watched.
"But the others haven't emerged from their, um, pocket universe," E.A. Polecat
argued. "So--"
"Part of the same problem," the witch said with an airy wave of her hand.
"Sloppy workmanship is what *I* would call it. Even in stasis, people and horses
don't last forever, you know. I guess whoever set this up expected it to be
triggered sooner--a LOT sooner--and didn't put a final time limit on it." She looked
at the ghost troop and bared her sharp white teeth. "So these fine fellows have
passed their peak. Lile wine too long in the cellar. If they can break out of the
stasis completely--which seems to be giving them trouble--they'll be easy meat. One
might learn many interesting things from an examination of their souls...."
"That would be totally necrophilatilous!" Debby Tonte said in a shocked voice.
"I don't think you should."
Before anyone could reply to this, a thin cry of anguish jerked their attention
back to Onuphre, who had kept his mind focused on his job: killing the lancer who
was trying to kill him. The man had been unhorsed, and they saw that he had drawn a
sword of his own and made battle on foot. But the Shew was too big, too fast, and
too vigorous for him.
Onuphre had disarmed the man and was now holding him in an iron grip to prevent
him bleeding to death from the stump. Seeing that he had his companions' attention
again, the Shew said, "I thought we might want to ask this fellow some questions."
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Tides of Magic #7 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
The Isle of the Eye, Talahya:
It didn't take them long to bring Carris Fallstar up to date on what they had
deduced; the elf had managed to guess a lot of it on his own. When Fizban started
adding speculations and guesses, Carris held up a hand to stop him. "Save the
guessing till you've got more facts, old man," he suggested. "The important thing
now is action--"
"Such as?" Scarlatti demanded truculently.
"We need to reconnect the Isle to Alastari," Carris said calmly, "or to some
other world that can supply us with the food needed to support the population."
"And you think we can do this?" Rogan's skepticism was obvious. "It's true
that Fizban's a wizard, but--"
"But not knowledgeable or powerful enough to accomplish that," the old man
agreed. "I learned my art in another place, and even there where the pattern was as
familiar to me as the shape of my hand, I might not have been able to..." he
shrugged, "to do whatever it would take to forge such links. It's my thought that
the Lady Greywand may be the only one with the knowledge we need and the control."
Scarlatti blew out his breath in something a little more than a sigh. "Yeah,
that's what I've been figuring right along. And I'm assuming that she knows what's
happening and is doing whatever she wants to and can do about the situation, and
we're still in trouble here. So...." He shrugged.
"So we need to come up with something ourselves," Rogan said coolly. He seemed
to sense the doubt in his companions and turned his blind face from one to another.
"Why not, after all? We are none of us stupid, unimaginative, or lacking in
potentially useful skills. Therefore let us use them."
"Good points," Moonjumper murmured. "Because of my nature, I can sense the
presence of Gates... at least active ones. And I can also sense the linkage with
Alastari, when it is operating. What other skills may be part of my design I do not
know. I have never had an opportunity to speak with my designer," the golem said,
"nor do I know the designer's identity or purpose."
Scarlatti nodded. "That's about what I figured. I, uh, have some skills in
gathering information...."
"A spy?" Rogan asked.
"I prefer to think of myself as an observer," the Lapurian answered with
dignity. "I also have some knowledge of the political chessboard that is eastern
Alastari, though I admit I don't see how that can be useful."
"Very well, a trained observer," Rogan said. "That may be quite useful in
itself. I am, as you see, Aruaki, and I can shapeshift at need. Also, my senses
other than sight are much sharper than is normal." He paused for a moment, then went
on more slowly, "I suspect that I may extend the range of my other senses beyond even
that of most who are born blind... or perhaps I have some other sense that I cannot
give a name to. But I become... aware of things, sometimes."
"Interesting," Fizban said. "Perhaps we could set up some experiments to
determine the full range of you-- Oh, all right," he shrugged at Scarlatti's frown,
"some other time. My skills that might be useful are simple: I am a wizard. Not
the greatest, perhaps, but not the least, either. And I have a lot of information
picked up in odd, sometimes VERY odd, places." He looked at the last member of the
group, Carris, expectantly.
The elf shrugged. "I have a lot of skills, you could say I collect them! I
know a little of sorcery, and more of surviving in strange corners of the universes.
We probably all have abilities that we don't yet realize will be valuable. No way to
list them till we know what we're going to DO with them. So...?"
"Two angles of attack on the problem occur to me," Fizban said after a moment.
"We can find where the magical links USED to be anchored and look for significant
facts about the anchors, how they worked and why they aren't now. And we can find
Gates that are working now and study THEM to find out the how and why."
"And from those two sets of facts," Carris agreed, "we should be able to draw
conclusions and form plans of action. Sounds good to me. Let's get started."
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf
Modeen. I return to TALAHYA once again! What's with WHITE WATER HIPPO? He actually
beat EMOTIONAL FISH's LUSTY LOX, and walked away with 38 more points from the fight.
Laughs were big at ROCK ETTS while they watched TOE-PAZ #2 clobber JACOB. He lost 34
points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. MINIONS OF MILO's hatred
of MEET MY MOOSE surfaced again as X-MAS COMES EARLY TV challenged TALAHYA's top dog.
X-MAS COMES EARLY was reminded on the sands why GRASS MUNCH is Duelmaster. Advice to
fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... How well I know the
feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive, FRUIT
PUPPETS! Management must be dealin', as the boys at KEGLER TALK ain't reelin'!
FRUIT PUPPETS' mad! How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged
warrior, KHIRZA! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you. Maybe THE
PLUG UGLIES' CRIP is one of those beasts who likes pain, or something. That's what
it'll get next week, after challenging up 56 to FIREHEART. FIREHEART must not been
fighting well, cause he lost to CRIP of THE PLUG UGLIES. Sometimes you just have a
bad day where things get, um, mixed up. Keep challenging up 51 points, PEACE, and I
won't have to write about you much longer. HEADACHE always accepts those kind of
challenges... PEACE found one way to advance: challenging HEADACHE and losing, but
getting 8 points. No brain, no pain. Maybe ERRATA's STILLWATER is one of those guys
who likes pain, or something. That's what he'll get next week, after challenging up
37 to SIR VIVOR. I don't get it. STILLWATER goes and challenges SIR VIVOR, way
above him, but gets 15 points after he loses! Is this a new strategy? Keep
challenging up 37 points, STONEWALL, and I won't have to write about you much longer.
HELMUT DARKSWORD always accepts those kind of challenges... STONEWALL did pretty
good last week in beating HELMUT DARKSWORD to get 33 points. Why did HELMUT
DARKSWORD lose, you ask? Simple: he wasn't good enough.
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? How long have I been here? I got people to see, places to
go...
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. Are you
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm writing it
before you read it. Oh, well. Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and
good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GRASS MUNCH 18-3971 64 43 0 290 MEET MY MOOSE (2540) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KILLER JOE 96-611 27 14 5 291 AVERAGE JOES (3007) OLD VALAMANTIS
DEMENTHA 4-2907 33 15 2 268 ABBY NORMAL (1012) JHELUM
LEATHER REBEL 60-5400 42 27 1 263 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI
NEOPHYTE 3-5573 37 16 0 262 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
JEJUNE FLAMINGO 75-1045 74 61 0 250 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
-PLAYDO GOLEM 33-4567 39 36 0 249 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SANYO 74-2838 43 21 0 245 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
D. FILER 9-4721 26 5 1 236 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
NOMOREMRNICEGUY 42-1513 28 17 1 235 STRANGER BREW (1283) RODEKI
CORINA HONORBLADE 11-3301 39 57 2 227 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857) ARUAK CITY
GLACIER 75-2046 53 34 2 224 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
ERIC THE RED 36-399 43 26 0 224 THE COLORED PEOPLE (28) JHANS
SIMBACK 59-834 46 21 0 222 DAMAGE INC. (3483) ILLIS
-SHADOW 82-1706 18 4 0 220 MY HEROES! (4199) DWES EG
WOOD-LEG DANCER 40-3660 29 18 1 217 CARNIVAL (4316) ZENSU
TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 27 21 1 217 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC
ENOCH 40-2789 30 10 1 215 RELIGIOUS HERALD (3911) ZENSU
-SACTO 60-6017 24 9 0 214 BLOOD RELATED (4344) ARADI
THE RINGER 57-2878 45 35 0 213 KEGLER TALK (1691) ANDOR
HEADACHE 60-3300 40 33 0 213 JOKA MASHER! (3570) ARADI
THE CREEPER 29-2738 61 38 2 212 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
GOOD OL' HERB 77-2647 42 33 1 212 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Q (4286) MAZGOURRAH
PEEG 43-2613 115 118 3 211 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
-PITT 33-4709 48 27 0 211 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEFERTARI 51-3853 70 40 0 210 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
CRIP 70-3540 57 42 1 209 THE PLUG UGLIES (2644) SENTERN
BOUNCY BOTTOM 9-4393 52 30 2 209 UNRELATED (3947) ZUKAL
CHARLIE HUSTLE 32-2498 35 23 1 209 7TH INNING STRETCH (2435) ARVAT
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 35 16 0 208 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
ROPER 29-2462 73 44 0 207 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
ALLEY CAT 97-103 42 41 5 207 STRAY CATS (1912) SHADOW GROVE
ANGELA SILVERBLADE 11-3370 45 46 0 205 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857) ARUAK CITY
EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 72 49 1 204 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 45 23 1 204 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 32 20 2 204 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
PATIENCE 74-1734 63 43 0 203 NO SURRENDER (2772) DAIYLA KIV
MOE 82-52 22 8 1 203 SUPERIOR 5K (4538) DWES EG
FIREHEART 7-1741 75 109 1 202 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
SPARAFUCILE 56-1431 47 47 2 201 STAR GUARDIANS (2554) ROCANIS
BELIAL 7-3838 84 66 2 200 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 37 24 0 200 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 62 32 0 199 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
DOMINO 17-3227 45 33 2 199 THE OFFENDERS (1987) ALJAFIR
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 36 26 0 199 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 34 40 0 199 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
3-7-2-D-S 82-5727 30 20 0 199 FASCINATIN' RYTHYM (4599) DWES EG
ASEROTH 71-2821 31 13 0 198 THE LAST STRAW V (4420) KYR'TERR
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 29 35 0 198 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 23 8 0 198 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402) DWES EG
-SILK 5-3342 29 33 2 197 WORTHLESS MANAGERS (2978) KALTOS
BELLADONNA 76-1798 58 53 2 196 ARSENIC & OLD MACE (3499) SIMTAKKA
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 53 35 1 196 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SNAKEROOT 75-1364 52 26 0 196 THE JAGGED EDGE (3343) JADE MOUNTAIN
PISTOL 65-6205 36 26 1 196 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
COMPUTER LAB 7-3360 101 93 2 195 JUBS (2556) BONSUR
X-MAS COMES EARLY 17-4290 43 37 1 195 MINIONS OF MILO (2487) ALJAFIR
-THE EXPLOITER 22-1226 41 30 1 195 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
ASHON CHANG 11-3677 33 29 2 195 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857) ARUAK CITY
SIMILDE 51-4248 41 78 0 194 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
-DANGER BOX 60-4963 29 27 0 194 BOXES (4147) ARADI
BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162 26 8 0 194 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
-I AM GOD 73-2164 19 5 2 194 ARROGANCE (4491) ERINIKA
KHIRZA 7-1862 99 123 3 193 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
SYNAPTICS 7-3638 84 113 1 193 JUBS (2556) BONSUR
BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 38 57 16 193 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
GORDON 36-4536 36 11 0 193 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 97 132 2 192 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
-GROND 69-8678 56 52 0 192 MEN OF FEW WORDS (3587) CIMMERIAC
MOTIONLESS 63-1489 55 11 0 192 NO INDICATION (3581) AMEN-TEI
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 35 26 3 192 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
ARCOS 13-3373 27 43 2 192 EL EQUIDO (3225) DULLENS
-HARD CORE 43-3023 22 11 1 192 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN
F-ARUBA 51-4601 43 29 1 191 PLACES TO GO (4178) TRICORUS
POPE 5-4090 39 39 2 191 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
J.J. PARRODOTE 70-5939 39 25 1 191 LEGENDS OF TKE (4190) SENTERN
LOUANNSALLY 18-4564 37 28 3 191 OUT OF THE HILLS (2808) TALCAMA
JIGGLE 72-231 30 13 1 191 JELLO TIME (2280) DRAGONHEAD
COOLER 82-7277 22 7 0 191 STYROFOAM (4482) DWES EG
FOG 21-4416 69 64 0 190 EVENGATE (3909) SUNSET
DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 36 26 0 190 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
SNARE 29-2337 32 27 0 190 DISEASED ONES (4293) LAPUR
-LORD OF THE FLOYDS 19-3638 25 2 1 190 THE GUARDIANS (774) ZUWAYZA
-ROTTEN 68-8189 18 5 1 190 MY EX WIFE (4181) FIREHOLD
-ANKLEBITER 22-1163 40 35 3 189 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
UNBRIDLED 15-3923 34 17 1 189 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 38 19 2 188 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
-SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730 46 44 1 187 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
DUSK 38-2887 51 30 0 186 SOUL WARRIORS (1586) CLIFFHOME
AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941 38 31 6 186 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
MARCO 51-5008 26 12 2 186 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
-PUNCH IT 82-1193 25 10 1 186 GORGONITES II (4335) DWES EG
THE BEAST 3-5547 42 53 0 185 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
EVERSTORM 69-641 36 33 2 185 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
-BAILEYS IRISH CHRE 70-1865 16 9 0 185 W.T.P. (3465) SENTERN
TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539 31 23 0 184 FORCE OF NATURE (3397) LAPUR
STONEWALL 25-3895 27 23 1 184 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
GOUDA ARYAN 65-3130 80 105 3 183 GENERAL MAYHEM (2505) DAL SHANG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WILD FLOWER 78-262 51 26 0 183 SCAVENGERS (3463) LIN TIRIAN
LANCELOT 25-3794 32 22 1 183 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 68 46 0 182 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
CARPET BURN 3-5698 27 18 0 181 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAGMA 75-2049 56 34 0 180 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
WOBBLENUT 18-6650 54 41 0 180 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 53 47 1 179 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254 39 41 0 178 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
MAELSTROM 75-2202 38 17 0 178 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
IN YOU AGAIN 12-4740 34 25 1 178 LOBOTOMATION (4403) RIZTAB
-BOOZEHOUND 7-871 31 21 0 178 LIQUOR CABINET II (4518) BONSUR
E AHO LAULA 21-4224 28 16 0 178 FEVER PITCH (3240) SUNSET
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 39 33 2 177 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
MISTY 1-6840 33 23 0 177 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
5-STAR RATING 31-4264 26 5 0 175 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
STILLWATER 25-3762 23 33 0 175 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
NICK NITRO 60-4767 27 34 0 174 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
CORWIN 48-3437 62 61 1 173 CHARACTERS (3372) CAER
-AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636 38 26 4 173 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
TRIXIE TREET 75-1211 30 20 0 173 PROTECTION FOR HIRE (2866) JADE MOUNTAIN
HATSHEPSUT 51-4157 47 56 1 172 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
TOURNIQUET 6-3990 47 34 1 172 MYSTIC LODGE (3073) TRANSEL
SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 32 32 2 171 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
VORTEX 75-1870 59 57 0 170 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
CASSIDY HEALINGANK 11-3707 39 33 0 170 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857) ARUAK CITY
TONIE FISK 37-1752 33 29 2 170 THE BLACK COMPANY (576) SIBIKHAS
JHEREG 4-4144 28 30 4 170 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
SIDAHS 77-176 26 14 1 169 RESCUE (3887) MAZGOURRAH
HELMUT DARKSWORD 34-622 34 24 1 168 THE IRON LEGION (42) MONUNTIAL
PEACE 19-4280 21 12 1 167 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
-FLAMESTRIKE 82-3130 19 7 0 167 SIBKO (3841) DWES EG
NIANIA 22-5216 75 79 1 166 ARENAS (3479) SOLVEN
LUSTY LOX 39-1477 32 22 1 166 EMOTIONAL FISH (1674) XOCHITHLAN
NAJA 39-2825 31 19 0 166 OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233) XOCHITHLAN
STONE 65-1724 26 11 0 166 SLOW PLAY (4015) DAL SHANG
KRYTEN 1-6782 43 27 1 165 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
-DARK ORIGIN 42-2770 23 15 0 164 GUARDIAN'S SLAVES (4051) RODEKI
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 32 29 0 163 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 29 24 1 161 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
VELVET VIXEN 9-3275 26 22 0 159 LOST SOULS II (2309) ZUKAL
LUGH 4-3809 33 18 3 158 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
GLORY 1-6847 37 23 0 155 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
JIMBY 42-3777 34 25 1 153 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
CHARLIE 61-2873 40 36 0 152 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 27 9 0 148 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-BEDLAM'S BARD 2-4144 27 19 2 147 MYTH AND MIGHT (1019) NIANIA
PURE SNOW 65-2137 100 128 0 146 BETTER OFF DEAD (2571) DAL SHANG
SAVAGE SAGE 17-4022 25 24 0 145 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (2685) ALJAFIR
FRATER PILUM 34-3269 32 28 0 144 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
MATANZA 69-7148 29 33 0 140 IMMORTAL ASYLUM (2950) CIMMERIAC
SKIANA RAVENWING 11-3663 36 39 0 139 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857) ARUAK CITY
MAGELLAN 59-126 25 19 0 139 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
-BONG 82-1745 7 8 0 137 SHH! HITZ (4540) DWES EG
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 26 15 0 134 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
RICO 51-5016 20 9 1 133 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
TOE-PAZ #2 22-5608 27 17 0 132 ROCK ETTS (2971) SOLVEN
TOTO 74-2195 65 122 2 129 WILD AMINALS (2169) DAIYLA KIV
THE CONGA 16-4803 22 13 0 129 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
YUMPIN YIMINI 3-4140 19 7 0 127 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUPERIORBOY 71-3640 30 53 1 125 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (4414) KYR'TERR
GIGANTA 62-3197 29 29 2 125 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145) VALAMANTIS
CERASTES 39-3181 20 12 1 125 OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233) XOCHITHLAN
AMAX 71-3590 20 17 0 124 COAL, INC. (4576) KYR'TERR
ZIN 3-4197 39 58 0 123 GAMES LIBRARY (3481) OSKSI
D'WEASEL ZAPPA 16-4457 20 15 0 121 HELPLESS ANIMALS (54) WILLAF
HOFFA 49-3185 49 69 0 119 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
-GOTTM BEERBALLS 7-864 35 23 6 119 LIQUOR CABINET II (4518) BONSUR
-KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823 15 23 0 117 SMALL SOLDIERS (4543) DWES EG
ASANOWAKA 1-6783 28 42 1 116 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
SMALL CAT 13-4200 38 57 1 115 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
JACOB 10-233 46 57 2 114 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
CULUBRA 10-235 40 56 0 114 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
MAGENTA 3-5711 35 45 0 109 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
GREEN IRIS 73-3149 18 2 0 108 QUEEN'S QUEST (4455) ERINIKA
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 27 15 3 107 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-EASTWOOD 7-4788 26 15 1 106 GUNFIGHTERS (4595) BONSUR
SOULCATCHER 29-3814 23 10 1 102 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SEITAN 17-4403 26 23 1 100 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR
BURST 25-3654 25 20 0 100 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
PSYCHIC BREAD 27-2883 17 3 1 100 PB MAX (4281) POINT
DAMN DOG 17-6242 21 13 1 99 CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY (4596) ALJAFIR
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 21 9 1 99 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
ATREUS 67-1402 21 13 0 98 CREME DE LA CREME (2244) BARIKALA
ZAGNUT 10-4745 25 4 4 96 TERRAPIN STATION (2351) KOLACT
PEGASUS 6-4161 16 12 1 96 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
-MIDNIGHT DANCER 12-5185 22 26 0 92 SWEET MAGIC (3445) RIZTAB
PANCREOSIS 4-4241 24 18 2 91 ABBY NORMAL (1012) JHELUM
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SERRIN 4-4234 31 15 1 90 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
CAMERON VIRTUEBLAD 11-4720 25 14 1 90 DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (4510) ARUAK CITY
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 24 10 1 90 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
-PLA Y. TEX 60-5662 20 16 1 89 BLOOD RELATED (4344) ARADI
THE PINK RANGER 68-9166 20 12 1 88 SUPERIOR FORCES X (3582) FIREHOLD
DRUHD 3-6054 18 10 0 88 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
TIMMAAAY 98-647 17 10 3 87 THE PURPLE POSIES (4501) SYVYN'S HILL
STEWART 50-3127 22 10 0 86 IRON CURTAIN (4351) SNOWBOUND
JAW BONE 82-2853 16 8 1 86 GNARLED BONES (4365) DWES EG
ZIGGY 1-6965 23 12 1 85 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
GODIVA 74-2800 16 4 0 85 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
-MINDBENDER 59-491 22 17 1 84 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
-FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953 14 8 0 82 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG
SEIZURE 75-2542 19 17 2 81 PARANOID ASYLUM (4625) JADE MOUNTAIN
SALTY RIVERS 33-6481 19 22 1 81 THE WASTING FIELD (4548) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
THE DUCK 82-12670 17 10 1 81 SUPERIOR FORCES IX (4667) DWES EG
-COINSPINNER 65-4495 7 5 0 81 BOOK OF SWORDS (4305) DAL SHANG
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 22 30 0 79 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CHECK PLEASE! 96-320 16 13 4 79 BLIND DATE (2601) OLD VALAMANTIS
LAWN DART GOALIE 17-6214 16 6 0 79 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 13 4 5 79 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARK 5-4088 29 49 2 77 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
-SARU SKINK 22-5813 21 13 0 76 THE ZOO (3925) SOLVEN
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 20 5 1 76 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
MISS FILE 3-3461 19 12 0 76 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
MISTY BLUE 74-2944 17 8 2 76 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
BIG BROTHER 3-5568 39 54 0 74 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
KARMAKAZI 4-4255 24 16 0 74 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
LACKING 4-5071 21 7 0 74 ABBY NORMAL (1012) JHELUM
POCKET FISSION 3-6066 20 8 2 74 THE NUKES (1445) OSKSI
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 17 12 0 74 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 21 5 0 72 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
HOT TOMATO 33-6305 17 16 0 72 VEGGIES (4058) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
NEPHRON 30-4147 17 14 1 70 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 23 25 0 69 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
MARCINKO 97-961 10 8 4 69 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 28 14 0 68 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
-BLAMELESS COOK 71-2362 10 2 0 68 WANNABEES (4626) KYR'TERR
ARMSTRONG 59-1291 19 10 1 65 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
<MELISSA> 7-5151 13 2 1 65 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (4670 BONSUR
JUIBLEX 3-5975 20 12 0 64 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
-GRAY WIND 6-5201 12 10 1 64 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
VIAGORILLA 18-7225 17 11 2 63 ANIMAL PHARM (4526) TALCAMA
CATHERWOOD 48-2225 15 12 1 63 FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803) CAER
DOUBLE-BLIND BAT 18-7281 14 4 1 63 ANIMAL PHARM (4526) TALCAMA
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 41 40 4 61 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
-IN THE PIG! 96-864 12 4 5 61 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
ABRULA 3-6027 20 6 0 60 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 18 11 2 60 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
MERRY DEMENTE 19-3889 16 21 1 60 CARNIVAL (581) ZUWAYZA
FRANK 3-5707 32 49 1 59 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
MISS NOMER 3-3355 19 15 0 58 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
-MR TACO WORKS 18-7620 15 8 1 58 WASTELAND (1887) TALCAMA
CAVITY CREEP 6-4230 21 13 2 56 MEAT PUPPETS (2336) TRANSEL
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 16 14 1 56 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
-EYE OF THE TIGER 33-6780 16 6 1 55 ARENA FELINES (4464) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-JEHANNUM 24-2777 15 8 2 55 THE ASININE (4682) ZORPUNT
-HURFOON 60-5999 14 12 1 55 SWIFT CURRENT (4684) ARADI
-HEARSAY 75-2721 17 6 3 54 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
-COLOSSUS 22-5820 16 5 0 53 BLADES OF WONDER (4681) SOLVEN
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 23 55 1 52 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR
TAXES 22-1661 15 12 0 50 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
TAPS 96-841 8 6 5 50 MUSIC TO KILL BY (4621) OLD VALAMANTIS
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 18 13 0 48 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-TAX REFUND 22-5728 18 18 1 46 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
F. TIM 78-2315 17 22 1 45 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 25 18 1 43 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-KERMIT 62-3267 13 7 0 43 THE MUPPETS (4669) VALAMANTIS
-VINCENZO 51-5031 16 9 0 42 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810 34 36 0 39 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (4017) ARUAK CITY
JONES 14-1283 16 93 4 34 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
UNDEAD SENSEI 15-4340 16 13 0 34 GRAVEYARD GLORY (4362) MALCORN
JOHN 29-4177 35 44 0 33 MEN (4412) LAPUR
-FLESH RIPPER 74-3375 9 2 0 29 LUROCIANS XI (4674) DAIYLA KIV
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
MISTY BLUE 74-2944 17 8 2 CORPS 3405 PSYCHIC BREAD 27-2883 438
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
May I have your attention please! This is your arena reporter. Please note the
(lack of) length of our personal ads column. This cycle we had, what, two
guilds contributing? Who do I have to kick in the butt to get some noise in
here? Transvestites! Frat boys! Blue Meanies! Let's wake up and smell the
sweat socks, people! -- Galen
Belial -- Pah. Martyrdom is VASTLY over-rated. -- Charlie
Earthquake -- Shake it up, baby! Way to go, fellow Mountaineer. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
Angela Silverblade -- Well met, sword-sister. -- Similde
Hatshepsut -- (expletives deleted) -- Glory
Servlet Sally -- Servlet? What's that refer to? -- Zin
Bloodstone -- Oh...as in you can't get blood from a? -- Small Cat
F-A'Krill -- I wouldn't USE a small shield, either. Not my kind of thing at all. --
Ho-Chan
P.S. Besides, who wants to go to Andorak, home of the Andorian Assassins' Guild?
That's not my idea of an honorable community.
Frank -- I won my first fight here. Is it the first of many? The first and last?
First of a long string? Or a short rope? -- Merry Demente
#3 -- I noticed you are working on a short note that you will soon post. My pleasure
to inform you that you sing a note, or pluck a note or tweedle a note. Never do you
post a note. -- Merry Demente
Drooling Goober -- Um...sorry about that. No, really, I'm quite sorry. Look where I
am now. Up here so high in the ranks, I'm a very large target. Good grief! Better
luck next time to both of us. -- Fireheart
Fog -- Wow, that was fun! It's always a little funner when you win, but it was a
good fight anyway, don't you think? I'd like to fight you again. -- Khirza
30 April 2003
All -- Remember to put your arena number on your strategy sheets. Strategies turned
in without an arena number run the risk of missing the turn. -- NAIEI
10 May 2003
To All -- Fellow managers, I humbly request your help. My team (Ex Oblivione) was
started in Monuntial (DM 34) back in '92. They were active for seven months. I have
lost all early traces of them. If any of you can help with copies of relevant
newsletters or, if you fought one of my warriors, copies of the fights, I would
greatly appreciate it. I only have one of my original warriors left from the early
team now active in DM 60. You can diplo me with any info here in the wonderful city
of Aradi. Thank you in advance. -- Enigma, manager Ex Oblivione
15 May 2003
Assurnasirbanipal invites all to use his computerized warrior management tool. The
program is the most extensive management tool ever created. It was meant to run on a
PALM OS PDA, but will run (emulated) on a PC or MAC. You can get this program on the
web at: http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir
27 May 2003
A note to everyone regarding manager names and manager lists -- If you're running a
team incognito, all you have to do is let me know and I won't put your name on any
manager lists. It has seemed though, that more people want their names listed, even
if they do not announce themselves, than the other way around. Also, I do maintain
the list more or less by hand and errors do creep in. You have but to say I've made
an error and no one will be the wiser (except thee and me, of course). -- The Saint,
keeper of lists
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
X-MAS COMES EARLY was devastated by GRASS MUNCH in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
NOMOREMRNICEGUY demolished KHIRZA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
LEATHER REBEL won victory over BELIAL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
MOE defeated MICHELLE RROSTARR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
CRIP slimly won victory over FIREHEART in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
DOMINO was savagely defeated by ERIC THE RED in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
CHARLIE HUSTLE viciously subdued COMPUTER LAB in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
LANCELOT was vanquished by FRERE MAIN ROUJ in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ALLEY CAT vanquished THE BEAST in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ARCOS was overcome by EARTHQUAKE in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
PEACE was savagely defeated by HEADACHE in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
SIDAHS was handily defeated by SERVLET SALLY in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
CASSIDY HEALINGANKH was subdued by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
STILLWATER was outwaited by SIR VIVOR in a popular 7 minute Challenge conflict.
STONEWALL slimly won victory over HELMUT DARKSWORD in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
SKIANA RAVENWING viciously subdued TOTO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge bout.
THE DUCK devastated RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ATREUS demolished DUCK RUBBER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CHECK PLEASE! overpowered MERRY DEMENTE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BELLADONNA was bested by JOHN HOLMES in a popular 2 minute contest.
GLACIER defeated PISTOL in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
SPARAFUCILE was overcome by SIMBACK in a action packed 1 minute duel.
DEMENTHA bested F-ARUBA in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
NEOPHYTE overpowered TY DEL-WAVE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ASHON CHANG was vanquished by ENOCH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
JEJUNE FLAMINGO won victory over SPOTTED PONY in a action packed 2 minute bout.
KILLER JOE overpowered GORDON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
SANYO vanquished FOG in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
ASEROTH was overcome by WOOD-LEG DANCER in a exciting 1 minute fight.
SNARE was demolished by ARENAMASTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
D. FILER overpowered BED-WETTING FREAK in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
CHOKING CHICKEN was vanquished by TICKLE ME HOFFA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SYNAPTICS was demolished by THE RINGER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
BOUNCY BOTTOM handily defeated SIMILDE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
POPE was handily defeated by ROPER in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
GOUDA ARYAN was savagely defeated by COOLER in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
MOTIONLESS was savagely defeated by CORINA HONORBLADE in a 3 minute competition.
PATIENCE overpowered TONIE FISK in a action packed 3 minute uneven battle.
SNAKEROOT devastated NIANIA in a action packed 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
SNIPE HUNTER was defeated by MAELSTROM in a 2 minute brawl.
GOOD OL' HERB savagely defeated WILD FLOWER in a action packed 1 minute competition.
MARCO was narrowly defeated by ANGELA SILVERBLADE in a popular 4 minute brutal match.
ROAD TO DAKAR defeated PAPAYA BALROG in a 2 minute gory duel.
PEEG overpowered AFROSLEAZIAC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
LUSTY LOX was vanquished by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DUSK was handily defeated by NEFERTARI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
LOUANNSALLY was overpowered by THE CREEPER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GUAVA NICE DAY was devastated by BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MEADOW VOLE was demolished by 3-7-2-D-S in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
COUCH POTATO savagely defeated KRYTEN in a exciting 13 minute brutal brawl.
MISTY was bested by BIG STRONG MAN in a 2 minute brawl.
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD overpowered VORTEX in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DROOLING GOOBER viciously subdued STONE in a popular 5 minute bloody fight.
GLORY was overcome by EVERSTORM in a 2 minute contest.
CARPET BURN savagely defeated JHEREG in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
E AHO LAULA demolished THE CONGA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MAGMA handily defeated SAVAGE SAGE in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched bout.
LUGH was viciously subdued by 5-STAR RATING in a action packed 2 minute match.
TRIXIE TREET was savagely defeated by JIGGLE in a popular 6 minute gory fight.
J.J. PARRODOTE viciously subdued JUST A JOB TO DO in a exciting 4 minute brutal duel.
TOURNIQUET demolished PURE SNOW in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE was devastated by BLOODSTONE in a 1 minute uneven match.
JIM PENGOUIN overpowered ZIN in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided match.
CHARLIE was defeated by NAJA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
WOBBLENUT vanquished GIGANTA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NICK NITRO handily defeated FRATER PILUM in a action packed 2 minute one-sided match.
IN YOU AGAIN demolished MAGELLAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
UNBRIDLED handily defeated JIMBY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
HATSHEPSUT subdued SMALL CAT in a popular 2 minute duel.
CORWIN savagely defeated ASANOWAKA in a exciting 1 minute gruesome conflict.
BURST was handily defeated by AMAX in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
YUMPIN YIMINI was overpowered by VELVET VIXEN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
HOFFA savagely defeated SEITAN in a popular 8 minute gruesome match.
CERASTES was outlasted by VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 7 minute match.
MAGENTA was savagely defeated by D'WEASEL ZAPPA in a popular 4 minute brutal contest.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK overpowered SUPERIORBOY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MATANZA demolished ZAGNUT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JACOB was overpowered by TOE-PAZ #2 in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CULUBRA was handily defeated by RICO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched battle.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE overpowered LACKING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROMUALD B TUNE was handily defeated by PEGASUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CRAZED GOBLIN was overpowered by DRUHD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DAMN DOG vanquished CATHERWOOD in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched fight.
SOULCATCHER devastated MARK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
HOT TOMATO was devastated by PANCREOSIS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SERRIN was viciously subdued by GREEN IRIS in a exciting 4 minute gruesome struggle.
MISTY BLUE was assassinated by PSYCHIC BREAD in a 1 minute gruesome uneven brawl.
JAMES FLETCHER was vanquished by GODIVA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided competition.
DOUBLE-BLIND BAT lost to TIMMAAAY in a 4 minute fight.
KARMAKAZI lost to THE PINK RANGER in a action packed 4 minute fray.
ARMSTRONG was overpowered by AUDIE MURPHY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LAWN DART GOALIE demolished CAVITY CREEP in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
CAMERON VIRTUEBLADE beat FRANK in a 4 minute contest.
NEPHRON vanquished UNDEAD SENSEI in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FURTIVE RETURNS was savagely defeated by JUIBLEX in a popular 8 minute brutal fight.
JOHN was devastated by SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute uneven match.
ALVIN YORK was overcome by STEWART in a action packed 2 minute duel.
SEIZURE viciously subdued MARCINKO in a action packed 1 minute gory match.
POCKET FISSION overpowered F. TIM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
ABRULA was viciously subdued by ZIGGY in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
S. MARY ROSE was handily defeated by <MELISSA> in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
JONES was demolished by COMFORTABLY NUMB in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JAW BONE overpowered VIAGORILLA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TAXES was vanquished by MISS FILE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
SALTY RIVERS overpowered SWINGDADDY-O in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BIG BROTHER viciously subdued MISS NOMER in a 10 minute bloody match.
TAPS was beaten by YELLOWJACKET in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody duel.
WIMPY WIND was demolished by PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 62 PARRY-RIPOSTE 41 - 33 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 40 STRIKING ATTACK 75 - 62 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 28 LUNGING ATTACK 362 - 300 - 4 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 21 AIMED BLOW 83 - 71 - 1 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 17 SLASHING ATTACK 156 - 148 - 1 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 15 PARRY-LUNGE 68 - 74 - 0 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 13 WALL OF STEEL 114 - 133 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 BASHING ATTACK 32 - 43 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 TOTAL PARRY 66 - 109 - 1 38 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 26 - 46 - 1 36 |
Turn 438 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 24 - 16 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 7 7 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 4 3 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 27 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 9 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 14
WALL OF STEEL 14 - 14 AIMED BLOW 5 - 12
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK GRASS MUNCH 18-3971 64 43 0 290 MEET MY MOOSE (2540)
SLASHING ATTACK KILLER JOE 96-611 27 14 5 291 AVERAGE JOES (3007)
WALL OF STEEL SANYO 74-2838 43 21 0 245 CORPS (3405)
BASHING ATTACK GLACIER 75-2046 53 34 2 224 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
PARRY-LUNGE THE RINGER 57-2878 45 35 0 213 KEGLER TALK (1691)
STRIKING ATTACK EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 72 49 1 204 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
TOTAL PARRY PATIENCE 74-1734 63 43 0 203 NO SURRENDER (2772)
AIMED BLOW BELIAL 7-3838 84 66 2 200 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505 37 24 0 200 SPECIAL ED (2722)
PARRY-STRIKE SNARE 29-2337 32 27 0 190 DISEASED ONES (4293)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was COUCH POTATO 3-2985. The ten other most popular fighters were DROOLING
GOOBER 23-3467, STILLWATER 25-3762, D'WEASEL ZAPPA 16-4457, PISTOL 65-6205, TRIXIE
TREET 75-1211, GREEN IRIS 73-3149, ERIC THE RED 36-399, HOFFA 49-3185, FIREHEART
7-1741, and SKIANA RAVENWING 11-3663.
The least popular fighter this week was MISS NOMER 3-3355. The other ten least
popular fighters were VIAGORILLA 18-7225, JOHN 29-4177, UNDEAD SENSEI 15-4340, CAVITY
CREEP 6-4230, ARMSTRONG 59-1291, MISTY BLUE 74-2944, HOT TOMATO 33-6305, CRAZED
GOBLIN 82-9051, ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519, and JACOB 10-233.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 4 0 POINT(27) 1 0 1 ILLIS(59) 1 2 0
OSKSI(3) 9 9 0 MORYA(28) 0 2 0 ARADI(60) 3 1 0
JHELUM(4) 2 7 0 LAPUR(29) 3 4 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 0 2 0 IAYE(30) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 5 0 ARVAT(32) 2 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 4 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 1 0 BARIKALA(67) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 3 0 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 1 2 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 3 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 4 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 4 3 0 JHANS(36) 1 1 0 SENTERN(70) 2 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 3 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 2 0
DULLENS(13) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 2 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
MALCORN(15) 2 1 0 ZENSU(40) 2 0 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 3 2 0
WILLAF(16) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 8 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 2 5 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 0 SIMTAKKA(76) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 6 6 0 CAER(48) 1 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 2 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 3 0
SUNSET(21) 1 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 6 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 3 3 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 3 1 0
TI(23) 2 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 3 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MISTY 1-6840 33 23 0 177 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
NEOPHYTE 3-5573 37 16 0 262 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
DEMENTHA 4-2907 33 15 2 268 ABBY NORMAL (1012) JHELUM
POPE 5-4090 39 39 2 191 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
TOURNIQUET 6-3990 47 34 1 172 MYSTIC LODGE (3073) TRANSEL
FIREHEART 7-1741 75 109 1 202 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 35 16 0 208 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
D. FILER 9-4721 26 5 1 236 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 62 32 0 199 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
CORINA HONORBLADE 11-3301 39 57 2 227 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857) ARUAK CITY
IN YOU AGAIN 12-4740 34 25 1 178 LOBOTOMATION (4403) RIZTAB
ARCOS 13-3373 27 43 2 192 EL EQUIDO (3225) DULLENS
JONES 14-1283 16 93 4 34 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 32 20 2 204 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
THE CONGA 16-4803 22 13 0 129 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
DOMINO 17-3227 45 33 2 199 THE OFFENDERS (1987) ALJAFIR
GRASS MUNCH 18-3971 64 43 0 290 MEET MY MOOSE (2540) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 21 12 1 167 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
FOG 21-4416 69 64 0 190 EVENGATE (3909) SUNSET
NIANIA 22-5216 75 79 1 166 ARENAS (3479) SOLVEN
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 37 24 0 200 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
STONEWALL 25-3895 27 23 1 184 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
PSYCHIC BREAD 27-2883 17 3 1 100 PB MAX (4281) POINT
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 28 14 0 68 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
THE CREEPER 29-2738 61 38 2 212 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 17 14 1 70 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
5-STAR RATING 31-4264 26 5 0 175 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
CHARLIE HUSTLE 32-2498 35 23 1 209 7TH INNING STRETCH (2435) ARVAT
SALTY RIVERS 33-6481 19 22 1 81 THE WASTING FIELD (4548) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
HELMUT DARKSWORD 34-622 34 24 1 168 THE IRON LEGION (42) MONUNTIAL
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 39 33 2 177 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
ERIC THE RED 36-399 43 26 0 224 THE COLORED PEOPLE (28) JHANS
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 68 46 0 182 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
DUSK 38-2887 51 30 0 186 SOUL WARRIORS (1586) CLIFFHOME
LUSTY LOX 39-1477 32 22 1 166 EMOTIONAL FISH (1674) XOCHITHLAN
WOOD-LEG DANCER 40-3660 29 18 1 217 CARNIVAL (4316) ZENSU
NOMOREMRNICEGUY 42-1513 28 17 1 235 STRANGER BREW (1283) RODEKI
PEEG 43-2613 115 118 3 211 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
CORWIN 48-3437 62 61 1 173 CHARACTERS (3372) CAER
HOFFA 49-3185 49 69 0 119 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
STEWART 50-3127 22 10 0 86 IRON CURTAIN (4351) SNOWBOUND
NEFERTARI 51-3853 70 40 0 210 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
SPARAFUCILE 56-1431 47 47 2 201 STAR GUARDIANS (2554) ROCANIS
THE RINGER 57-2878 45 35 0 213 KEGLER TALK (1691) ANDOR
SIMBACK 59-834 46 21 0 222 DAMAGE INC. (3483) ILLIS
LEATHER REBEL 60-5400 42 27 1 263 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI
CHARLIE 61-2873 40 36 0 152 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 26 15 0 134 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
MOTIONLESS 63-1489 55 11 0 192 NO INDICATION (3581) AMEN-TEI
PISTOL 65-6205 36 26 1 196 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
ATREUS 67-1402 21 13 0 98 CREME DE LA CREME (2244) BARIKALA
THE PINK RANGER 68-9166 20 12 1 88 SUPERIOR FORCES X (3582) FIREHOLD
TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 27 21 1 217 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC
CRIP 70-3540 57 42 1 209 THE PLUG UGLIES (2644) SENTERN
ASEROTH 71-2821 31 13 0 198 THE LAST STRAW V (4420) KYR'TERR
JIGGLE 72-231 30 13 1 191 JELLO TIME (2280) DRAGONHEAD
GREEN IRIS 73-3149 18 2 0 108 QUEEN'S QUEST (4455) ERINIKA
SANYO 74-2838 43 21 0 245 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
JEJUNE FLAMINGO 75-1045 74 61 0 250 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
BELLADONNA 76-1798 58 53 2 196 ARSENIC & OLD MACE (3499) SIMTAKKA
GOOD OL' HERB 77-2647 42 33 1 212 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Q (4286) MAZGOURRAH
WILD FLOWER 78-262 51 26 0 183 SCAVENGERS (3463) LIN TIRIAN
MOE 82-52 22 8 1 203 SUPERIOR 5K (4538) DWES EG
KILLER JOE 96-611 27 14 5 291 AVERAGE JOES (3007) OLD VALAMANTIS
ALLEY CAT 97-103 42 41 5 207 STRAY CATS (1912) SHADOW GROVE
TIMMAAAY 98-647 17 10 3 87 THE PURPLE POSIES (4501) SYVYN'S HILL