ADVANCED DUELMASTERS
Date : 07/22/2003 Duedate: 08/04/2003
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-442
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 MURDEROUS CR 27/1611 4 1 0 80.0 SOUL WARRIORS 38/1586
FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709 THE TAKEN 29/1122
2 CAER SIDHE 41/4712 7 2 0 77.8 HERO ALLIANCE 35/1833
CALL TO THUNDER 7/4711 18 THE PLUG UGL 70/2644 90 74 2 54.9
3 DARK TOADS 9/4715 6 2 0 75.0 CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY 17/4596
4 SORROW'S HAR 51/4713 62 30 0 67.4 MINIONS OF MILO 17/2487
5-MYSTIC LODGE 6/3073 725 355 10 67.1 19 R AND D 82/4544 268 228 4 54.0
6 THE GREENHOU 30/4716 2 1 0 66.7 ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632
7 TEAM FLOYD 38/741 651 379 6 63.2 WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170
SAND KINGS 69/4611 VICIOUS VANDALS 12/3712
FRIDGE OF DOOM 58/3367 THIRSTY THUGS 10/3299
TERRAPIN STATION 10/2351 WAY TOO MUCH BEER 11/4017
DEATH REALM 69/4105 20 FRUIT PUPPET 37/2520 228 196 1 53.8
LEAGUE ARCANE 15/2436 MEET MY MOOSE 18/2540
MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/4621 21-DAMAGE INC. 59/3483 42 36 0 53.8
8 EVENGATE 21/3909 667 397 7 62.7 MASTER BLASTERS 50/3542
STAR GUARDIANS 56/2554 BUSHMASTERS 31/1323
9 THE GUILD 29/1531 758 461 9 62.2 22 LOBOTOMATION 12/4403 242 214 1 53.1
THE NIGHT'S WATCH 9/3579 HELPLESS ANIMALS 16/54
MURDER BY MUSIC II 40/3211 ANIMAL PHARM 18/4526
DREAD EMPIRE 49/1547 23 SPECIAL ED 17/4525 149 135 0 52.5
10 CORPS 74/3405 2394 1536 42 60.9 AVERAGE JOES 96/3007
UNRELATED 9/3947 THE PURPLE POSIES 98/4501
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 SPECIAL ED 23/2722
BOY O'S 51/4027 KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471
11 STYROFOAM 82/4482 6 4 0 60.0 24 SIR AGLIO 10/2079 850 774 10 52.3
BURN N' PILLAGE 18/1459 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
12 EAGLES CLAW 38/1613 275 188 5 59.4 JOKA MASHER! 60/3570
CLUB CULTURE 60/4637 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
SCRAGITARIOUS 21/3327 25 ROCK ETTS 22/2971 183 167 2 52.3
PANSY DIVISION 51/3406 26 SIBKO 82/3841 1421 1313 17 52.0
13 KA-POW! 15/3970 1098 757 12 59.2 THE LAST STRAW V 71/4420
BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647
14 SHH! HITZ 82/4540 1458 1075 14 57.6 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
MY HEROES! 82/4199 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628 BOXES 60/4147
GUARDIAN'S SLAVES 42/4051 27-THE INEPTS 33/419 141 130 0 52.0
BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305 CAMERON CRAZIES 9/3908
PLAGIARISM 82/4541 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622
MY EX WIFE 68/4181 PLACES TO GO 51/4178
ARROGANCE 73/4491 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488
THE GUARDIANS 19/774 METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862
MYTH AND MIGHT 2/1019 NUMBERS GAME 31/4642
WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5/2978 28-ACT OF MALIC 36/4700 113 105 2 51.8
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 THE NINTH PLANE 40/2417
15 LOST SOULS II 4/2818 829 642 13 56.4 29 CARTOUCHE 51/3495 237 223 4 51.5
PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987 ARSENIC & OLD MACE 76/3499
OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808 ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583
LOST SOULS II 9/2309 FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331
16-GORGONITES I 82/4335 170 132 2 56.3 30 ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175 104 101 0 50.7
SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543 82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384
BLOOD RELATED 60/4344 31 FEVER PITCH 21/3240 659 655 5 50.2
CAVITY CREEPS II 33/3949 DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608
17 RED FURY 9/3475 491 383 2 56.2 WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
32 SUPERIOR 5K 82/4538 505 504 4 50.0 PIG BATTALION 33/4717
SUPERIOR FORCES IX 82/4667 48 RESCUE 77/3887 96 128 1 42.9
SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q 82/4402 TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704
SUPERIOR FORCES 75/2152 THE OFFENDERS 17/1987
SUPERIOR FORCES 2Q 77/4286 ERRATA 25/3564
SUPERIOR FORCES 6D 82/4619 EL EQUIDO 13/3225
SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/3582 49 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 6 8 0 42.9
SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145 50 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 229 308 1 42.6
SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 71/4414 51 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397 15 21 0 41.7
SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536 52-THE ROCKERS 7/347 35 51 1 40.7
SUPERIOR FORCES B103 82/4714 53 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 429 658 5 39.5
SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571 LEGENDS OF TKE 70/4190
33 KREWE OF DRUI 6/4679 13 13 0 50.0 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
34 SADISTS 74/4438 4 4 0 50.0 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
35 FEFF-M 106 43/1959 51 52 0 49.5 WILD KINGDOM 35/4193
THE UNDERWORLD 76/2956 LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197
GRAPHIC VIOLENCE 62/4691 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
36 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 157 165 3 48.8 54 HAWKS 1/3721 61 102 1 37.4
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 55-DEATH ON A ST 4/4706 18 32 0 36.0
37 GRAVEYARD GL 15/4362 435 462 5 48.5 56 MEN 29/4412 524 973 11 35.0
38-FASCINATIN' 82/4599 83 88 1 48.5 JOHNS 5/3510
39-THE COLORED PE 36/28 76 84 0 47.5 TALES 43/2584
THE BLACK COMPANY 37/576 STORIES 49/2835
FIRESIGN THEATRE 48/2803 HABIT 78/4547
40 THE WARRIORS 10/438 12 14 1 46.2 MIKES 14/3982
41 CARNIVAL 19/581 389 465 2 45.6 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
CARNIVAL 40/4316 57 KNIGHTS OF V 11/2857 49 98 0 33.3
42 GIFTED 69/3978 712 852 8 45.5 DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE 11/4510
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 58 SAND DANCERS 75/2258 384 852 4 31.1
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481
43 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 676 820 8 45.2 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767
44 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 77 94 0 45.0 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697
PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 59 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 35 78 0 31.0
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 60-THE MC5 24/4699 2 6 0 25.0
THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 61 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680 1 4 0 20.0
45 SPARE-A-DIME 7/4710 200 245 2 44.9 62 JOYS OF BOOZ 33/4683 0 3 0 0.0
46 SHADOW SIGNS 60/4718 16 20 0 44.4 63-TRIP OUT 30/4707 1 0 0 100
47 THE EXPLORER 59/2235 10 13 0 43.5
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hellooooo, Talahya!
Today we welcome a new Tower Guardian to the throne (which is actually a very
comfortably upholstered chair that sits in a shaded box in the stands, with two
servants waving ostrich feather fans at the successful warrior). Belial did not
write a column which is probably why he lost in a random matchup to a far less
experienced warrior. BELIAL (7-3838) (87-66-2,237) of WICKED MARTYRS fought SERVLET
SALLY (82-5895) (25-9-0,231) of SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q. BELIAL was devastated by SERVLET
SALLY in an exciting 2 minute one-sided Title brawl. Well done, Sally, and we all
look forward to reading your account of how you came to be so successful with only 35
fights altogether (at least, according to your visible record), and being a striker!
There was just one TV challenge today. I can't account for such a limp showing.
Good Ol' Herb was a Tournament victor but he couldn't beat Rigor Mortis. GOOD OL'
HERB (77-2647) (44-34-1,204) of SUPERIOR FORCES 2Q TV challenged RIGOR MORTIS (4-
3651) (54-48-3,209) of LOST SOULS II. GOOD OL' HERB was devastated by RIGOR MORTIS
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Rigor Mortis, by the way, is our top
parry-striker.
I'm sorry to say that we had a death this cycle. ROGERS (59-1609) (13-7-0,74)
of THE EXPLORERS fought SACRED REICH (38-3669) (31-20-1,72) of EAGLES CLAW. ROGERS
was barely slain by SACRED REICH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome bout. As it
was a random match, there seems to have been no grudge or ill will. Rogers, please
accept my sympathy for your unpleasant awakening, and a wreath of dried carnations
which is yours to keep.
Most avoided...hmm...when did Suave become so feared? Center for Olds (of the
guild ranked 36th this cycle) was avoided by The Democrats (61st). Tax that, Al
Gore! Our most challenged warrior this cycle was FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT's warrior COUCH
POTATO. More fighters challenged him than challenged the Tower Guardian! And let's
see who got through...GORDON (36-4536) (38-12-0,195) of BARNYARD BRUTES challenged
COUCH POTATO (3-2985) (56-35-1,235) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT. GORDON overcame COUCH
POTATO in an action packed 4 minute Challenge fight. I wonder why he was most
challenged? He has a rather good record; he doesn't look like a pushover.
Ho-Chan the Axe gave us another in a long series of darned good fights to watch.
LORD OF THE FLOYDS (19-3638) (28-2-1,218) of THE GUARDIANS fought HO-CHAN THE AXE
(75-670) (97-135-2,189) of SAND DANCERS. LORD OF THE FLOYDS demolished HO-CHAN THE
AXE in a 3 minute one-sided melee. Got to say, I really liked the acrobatics.
As usual, our title of "This Week's Favorite" falls to someone who was perceived
as being scummed. COINSPINNER (65-4495) (8-5-0,86) of BOOK OF SWORDS fought SSSS
(82-14051) (6-23-0,72) of SUPERIOR FORCES 6D. COINSPINNER outlasted SSSS in an
exciting 7 minute bout. And so the crowd voted for Ssss.
Oh, least popular this cycle was poor Alvin York. The crowd didn't like the way
he failed to handle F. Tim, who didn't look that tough. F. TIM (78-2315) (19-23-
1,80) of HABIT fought ALVIN YORK (3-6156) (18-14-0,79) of OUR HIGHEST HONOR. F. TIM
handily defeated ALVIN YORK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
It seems a bit futile to be reporting on the foundation spot in the continued
absence of F-a'Krill. However, we have Jones to congratulate or console, depending
on how you look at it. H.P. LOVECRAFTED (12-5182) (18-12-0,27) of WISH YOU WERE BEER
challenged JONES (14-1283) (17-95-4,38) of MIKES. H.P. LOVECRAFTED vanquished JONES
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray. As well he might.
That's it. I'm going to bed now. Good night!
Galen
P.S. Aha, this cycle's advice! If you have a chair that you often fall asleep in,
make sure it has soft, comfortable armrests. You don't want to wake up and find your
forearms have gone all pins and needles.
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 26 9 0 255 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEFERTARI 51-3853 74 40 1 307 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
SANYO 74-2838 46 21 0 286 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
PEEG 43-2613 119 118 3 277 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
D. FILER 9-4721 29 5 1 271 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
BOUNCY BOTTOM 9-4393 55 30 2 254 UNRELATED (3947) ZUKAL
THE CREEPER 29-2738 65 38 2 249 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
SHADOW 82-1706 20 4 0 245 MY HEROES! (4199) DWES EG
W. AXL ROSE 43-2410 36 26 1 243 FEFF-M 106 (1959) VEASTIAN
GLACIER 75-2046 56 35 2 240 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 66 32 0 238 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 57 47 1 236 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 41 25 0 233 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
C.O. JONES 29-3626 34 13 0 232 THE GUILD (1531) LAPUR
FIREHEART 7-1741 79 109 1 230 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 48 24 1 230 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC
-SACTO 60-6017 25 9 0 230 BLOOD RELATED (4344) ARADI
LORD OF THE FLOYDS 19-3638 29 2 1 228 THE GUARDIANS (774) ZUWAYZA
JEJUNE FLAMINGO 75-1045 77 62 0 227 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
ASEROTH 71-2821 33 15 0 226 THE LAST STRAW V (4420) KYR'TERR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KILLER JOE 96-611 30 15 5 226 AVERAGE JOES (3007) OLD VALAMANTIS
RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651 55 48 3 225 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
CARPET BURN 3-5698 30 19 0 224 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
-SID 12-3449 48 36 0 223 VICIOUS VANDALS (3712) RIZTAB
SOUND ADVICE 38-3251 57 47 4 222 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
FOG 21-4416 71 66 0 221 EVENGATE (3909) SUNSET
E AHO LAULA 21-4224 32 16 0 220 FEVER PITCH (3240) SUNSET
KID FEARS 40-2867 49 31 0 219 MURDER BY MUSIC II (3211) ZENSU
GORDON 36-4536 39 12 0 217 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 29 23 1 215 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC
MOE 82-52 25 9 1 215 SUPERIOR 5K (4538) DWES EG
X-MAS COMES EARLY 17-4290 46 38 1 214 MINIONS OF MILO (2487) ALJAFIR
-B HURLEY 9-4350 40 37 3 214 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
DOMINO 17-3227 47 35 2 213 THE OFFENDERS (1987) ALJAFIR
J.J. PARRODOTE 70-5939 42 26 1 213 LEGENDS OF TKE (4190) SENTERN
-ARCH-ANGEL 6-3670 59 23 1 211 MYSTIC LODGE (3073) TRANSEL
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 32 36 0 211 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIMILDE 51-4248 42 81 0 210 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941 41 32 6 208 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 40 25 0 207 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
RIGOR MORTIS 76-1108 27 8 0 207 THE UNDERWORLD (2956) SIMTAKKA
-PUNCH IT 82-1193 26 11 1 207 GORGONITES II (4335) DWES EG
-C LAETTNER 9-4353 46 41 1 206 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
GRASS MUNCH 18-3971 65 46 0 204 MEET MY MOOSE (2540) TALCAMA
ARCANE 29-3363 60 29 1 204 THE GUILD (1531) LAPUR
CRIP 70-3540 60 43 1 202 THE PLUG UGLIES (2644) SENTERN
EVERSTORM 69-641 38 35 2 202 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
PISTOL 65-6205 38 28 1 202 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
ROPER 29-2462 74 45 0 201 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
WHISPER 29-1555 57 56 3 201 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 34 22 2 201 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
-ELVIS 7-612 33 19 0 201 THE ROCKERS (347) BONSUR
STONEWALL 25-3895 29 25 1 201 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
-ODESSA KHOMER 49-2055 74 49 1 200 DREAD EMPIRE (1547) VITHICAR
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 56 36 1 200 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
POPE 5-4090 41 41 2 200 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
CORINA HONORBLADE 11-3301 40 60 2 199 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857) ARUAK CITY
NEOPHYTE 3-5573 40 17 0 199 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
-THE BIG 'E' 9-4474 34 27 0 199 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
MARCO 51-5008 27 14 2 199 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 75 50 1 198 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
-MRS. IPPY 60-4766 35 35 0 198 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 30 27 1 198 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162 29 9 0 198 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
BELLADONNA 76-1798 61 54 2 196 ARSENIC & OLD MACE (3499) SIMTAKKA
THE BEAST 3-5547 43 56 0 196 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 38 28 0 196 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
WOOD-LEG DANCER 40-3660 32 19 1 196 CARNIVAL (4316) ZENSU
-5-STAR RATING 31-4264 27 7 0 196 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
-LEATHER REBEL 60-5400 44 28 1 195 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI
DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 38 28 0 195 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
UNBRIDLED 15-3923 36 19 1 195 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
JIMBY 42-3777 35 28 1 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
BELIAL 7-3838 87 67 2 194 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
-STORMBRINGER 29-1431 81 76 2 194 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
SPARAFUCILE 56-1431 50 48 2 194 STAR GUARDIANS (2554) ROCANIS
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 37 18 0 194 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539 32 25 0 194 FORCE OF NATURE (3397) LAPUR
GOOD OL' HERB 77-2647 44 35 1 193 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Q (4286) MAZGOURRAH
PRORIARITY 21-4159 43 31 3 193 SCRAGITARIOUS (3327) SUNSET
-SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730 46 47 1 192 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-VERENDRA 29-3647 27 17 1 192 THE GUILD (1531) LAPUR
DUSK 38-2887 51 31 0 191 SOUL WARRIORS (1586) CLIFFHOME
-PLAYDO GOLEM 33-4567 39 38 0 191 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 36 42 0 191 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
-SALAMI GOLEM 58-5579 34 23 0 191 FRIDGE OF DOOM (3367) DELARQ TOR
ARCOS 13-3373 28 46 2 191 EL EQUIDO (3225) DULLENS
KHIRZA 7-1862 100 126 3 190 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
CASSIDY HEALINGANK 11-3707 41 35 0 190 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857) ARUAK CITY
IN YOU AGAIN 12-4740 37 26 1 190 LOBOTOMATION (4403) RIZTAB
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 36 29 3 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-POWERHAUS 35-1911 34 33 1 190 HERO ALLIANCE (1833) MURSKA
-ISRAEL'S SON 60-5542 26 33 0 190 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI
-BONG 82-1745 10 8 0 190 SHH! HITZ (4540) DWES EG
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 97 136 2 189 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
-RANDOM 10-3353 68 26 2 189 TERRAPIN STATION (2351) KOLACT
-F-ARUBA 51-4601 44 30 1 189 PLACES TO GO (4178) TRICORUS
MISTY 1-6840 34 24 0 189 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
-DR BOERNER 17-5383 24 19 2 189 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
PEACE 19-4280 22 15 1 189 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 38 61 16 188 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
HEADACHE 60-3300 42 35 0 187 JOKA MASHER! (3570) ARADI
LOUANNSALLY 18-4564 37 32 3 186 OUT OF THE HILLS (2808) TALCAMA
MAGMA 75-2049 58 36 0 185 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
-PITT 33-4709 49 28 0 185 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-ERIC THE RED 36-399 44 27 0 184 THE COLORED PEOPLE (28) JHANS
LANCELOT 25-3794 33 25 1 184 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
ANGELA SILVERBLADE 11-3370 45 50 0 183 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857) ARUAK CITY
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 29 16 0 183 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
VELVET VIXEN 9-3275 27 25 0 182 LOST SOULS II (2309) ZUKAL
DANGER BOX 60-4963 29 31 0 181 BOXES (4147) ARADI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-NECROMANCER 15-3037 42 28 1 180 LEAGUE ARCANE (2436) MALCORN
SERAPH 69-5725 19 6 1 180 DEATH REALM (4105) CIMMERIAC
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 39 22 2 179 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
-TONIE FISK 37-1752 34 30 2 178 THE BLACK COMPANY (576) SIBIKHAS
-ANACONDA 31-1255 29 28 0 178 BUSHMASTERS (1323) CHIMLEVTAL
KRYTEN 1-6782 43 29 1 177 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
ZIN 3-4197 41 60 0 176 GAMES LIBRARY (3481) OSKSI
RAK 9-4188 23 9 1 176 THE NIGHT'S WATCH (3579) ZUKAL
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 70 48 0 175 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
SUPERIORBOY 71-3640 32 55 1 175 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (4414) KYR'TERR
-OCTAVIUS 9-4084 26 13 1 173 RED FURY (3475) ZUKAL
HATSHEPSUT 51-4157 49 58 1 170 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
JACOB 10-233 48 59 2 169 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 40 36 2 169 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
I AM GOD 73-2164 19 9 2 168 ARROGANCE (4491) ERINIKA
VORTEX 75-1870 60 60 0 166 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 29 11 0 166 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-LEITZITH 16-4444 20 17 0 166 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
-SIMBACK 59-834 47 23 0 165 DAMAGE INC. (3483) ILLIS
ROTTEN 68-8189 18 6 1 165 MY EX WIFE (4181) FIREHOLD
-JEKYLL 27-2082 32 29 1 164 MURDEROUS CROWS (1611) POINT
WOBBLENUT 18-6650 55 44 0 163 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
RICO 51-5016 22 10 1 163 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
SPIDERSILK 29-2878 43 38 0 160 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
-SOULCATCHER 29-3814 25 11 1 160 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
FRATER PILUM 34-3269 33 31 0 157 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
GLORY 1-6847 37 27 0 155 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
GIGANTA 62-3197 30 32 2 155 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145) VALAMANTIS
GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254 41 43 0 153 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
-FLAMESTRIKE 82-3130 20 9 0 153 SIBKO (3841) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIDAHS 77-176 28 16 1 152 RESCUE (3887) MAZGOURRAH
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAELSTROM 75-2202 39 20 0 150 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 33 32 0 150 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
D'WEASEL ZAPPA 16-4457 22 17 0 150 HELPLESS ANIMALS (54) WILLAF
THE PINK RANGER 68-9166 23 13 1 149 SUPERIOR FORCES X (3582) FIREHOLD
BEAUTIFUL THING 51-3874 39 39 1 148 PANSY DIVISION (3406) TRICORUS
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 29 17 3 147 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
TOE-PAZ #2 22-5608 29 19 0 146 ROCK ETTS (2971) SOLVEN
NICK NITRO 60-4767 28 37 0 144 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
CULUBRA 10-235 44 56 0 143 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
BURST 25-3654 29 20 0 143 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
-PICKY URCHIN 33-3152 26 11 0 143 THE INEPTS (419) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
STILLWATER 25-3762 23 37 0 142 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
MAGELLAN 59-126 26 21 0 141 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
ASHON CHANG 11-3677 33 33 2 138 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857) ARUAK CITY
-PLUTO 50-329 33 17 1 138 MASTER BLASTERS (3542) SNOWBOUND
CHARLIE 61-2873 42 38 0 134 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
SEITAN 17-4403 28 25 1 134 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR
-KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823 16 24 0 134 SMALL SOLDIERS (4543) DWES EG
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 23 11 1 132 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
HOFFA 49-3185 51 71 0 130 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
SKIANA RAVENWING 11-3663 38 41 0 127 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857) ARUAK CITY
-ASANOWAKA 1-6783 28 43 1 124 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
-THE CONGA 16-4803 22 14 0 123 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
-CANIS BOGO 82-3726 13 2 0 121 R AND D (4544) DWES EG
FLUFFY 18-7185 24 31 1 111 BURN N' PILLAGE (1459) TALCAMA
DAMN DOG 17-6242 23 15 1 111 CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY (4596) ALJAFIR
-THE DUCK 82-12670 19 10 1 111 SUPERIOR FORCES IX (4667) DWES EG
-THE BISMARCK 16-4481 28 12 1 110 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
-AFTERBIRTH 10-4277 12 2 0 108 THIRSTY THUGS (3299) KOLACT
SMALL CAT 13-4200 38 61 1 106 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 26 12 1 106 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953 17 9 0 106 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG
GRAY WIND 6-5201 15 11 1 106 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
-YENSI TWOFINGER 78-2292 26 25 1 104 SAND DANCERS (2368) LIN TIRIAN
TIMMAAAY 98-647 21 10 3 104 THE PURPLE POSIES (4501) SYVYN'S HILL
-MADAM BUTTERFLY 21-5158 18 48 1 103 SWORD OPERA (4211) SUNSET
-RYRELEE 59-478 21 13 0 102 DAMAGE INC. (3483) ILLIS
PEGASUS 6-4161 17 15 1 102 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CAMERON VIRTUEBLAD 11-4720 26 15 1 100 DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (4510) ARUAK CITY
SHAMPOO 51-4073 24 24 2 100 PANSY DIVISION (3406) TRICORUS
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 23 6 1 100 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-HITCHING POST 11-4219 18 45 1 100 KRILL CAVALRY (4359) ARUAK CITY
BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856 24 19 1 99 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810 37 37 1 97 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (4017) ARUAK CITY
MAGENTA 3-5711 35 49 0 97 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
SACRED REICH 38-3669 32 20 2 97 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
ZAGNUT 10-4745 28 5 4 97 TERRAPIN STATION (2351) KOLACT
-TIGER JIM 14-3899 25 22 0 97 THE DOGHOUSE (4165) TOBIR
-SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873 16 5 1 97 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG
-SAM STICKS 82-1758 10 2 0 97 PLAGIARISM (4541) DWES EG
-DEAF SMITH 22-5775 24 24 0 96 THE ZOO (3925) SOLVEN
-STREET SWEEPER 74-2980 21 29 2 94 SAND DANCERS (2198) DAIYLA KIV
-TY BRINSON 17-5777 22 25 2 93 LO' DOWN (3780) ALJAFIR
F. TIM 78-2315 20 23 1 92 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
GODIVA 74-2800 18 5 0 92 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARCINKO 97-961 14 8 4 92 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BETSY 4-5214 20 27 3 90 DOGS OF WAR (3959) JHELUM
COINSPINNER 65-4495 9 5 0 90 BOOK OF SWORDS (4305) DAL SHANG
KILLER KARCH 69-5668 9 5 0 90 SAND KINGS (4611) CIMMERIAC
-INDIGO 9-4775 24 17 0 89 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
-SARGENT SUGAR 22-2928 23 19 1 89 SWEET MARINES (4702) SOLVEN
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 24 32 0 87 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
ARMSTRONG 59-1291 22 10 1 87 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
-VIKING 24-4334 21 18 3 84 SAVAGES (4195) ZORPUNT
-COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 15 5 5 84 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 30 16 0 83 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
-MISTY BLUE 74-2944 18 9 2 83 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
-CHILLY CHARLIE 75-2713 21 16 3 82 THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (4524) JADE MOUNTAIN
-FORLA 65-6368 21 19 0 82 REFUGEES (3122) DAL SHANG
MARK 5-4088 31 51 2 81 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
BIG BROTHER 3-5568 40 57 0 77 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
FRANK 3-5707 34 51 1 77 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
ZIGGY 1-6965 23 14 1 77 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
BETHUNES 8-4083 22 16 1 77 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
-LAST RESORT 36-5448 21 11 2 76 HELTER SKELTER (2379) JHANS
ENDYMION 6-4163 18 15 1 75 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
KNIGHT 74-2918 16 8 0 75 SADISTS (4438) DAIYLA KIV
SSSS 82-14051 6 24 0 75 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (4619) DWES EG
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 43 42 4 74 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
LAWN DART GOALIE 17-6214 18 8 0 74 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
IN THE PIG! 96-864 14 6 5 74 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
-FLOWBEE 12-5154 21 10 0 73 HELL-MART (4462) RIZTAB
-BAKY PARFUM 60-3137 19 14 2 73 OGRES ARE US (2925) ARADI
JACKASS 21-4526 17 15 0 73 TRIAL & ERROR (4704) SUNSET
-ANGRY WASHINGTON 36-5115 20 9 3 72 5440 OR FIGHT! (3737) JHANS
ROGERS 59-1609 13 8 0 72 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
TAPS 96-841 10 8 5 72 MUSIC TO KILL BY (4621) OLD VALAMANTIS
WILL DUEL FOR FOOD 7-4827 17 8 0 71 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710) BONSUR
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 15 9 0 71 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-GINGER BROWN 16-3584 20 9 1 70 COLOR ME (4705) WILLAF
-PLA Y. TEX 60-5662 20 18 1 69 BLOOD RELATED (4344) ARADI
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 18 15 0 69 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
JOHN 29-4177 37 46 0 67 MEN (4412) LAPUR
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 24 58 1 66 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR
-SNEAKER PIMP 38-3517 15 9 0 65 TEAM FLOYD (741) CLIFFHOME
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 25 27 1 64 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
WEIRD WILLIAM 8-4017 23 23 0 64 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
A-10 33-2563 17 19 1 63 PIG BATTALION (4717) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 17 9 0 63 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
IMMINENT DEATH 38-4008 16 15 1 63 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
-SCUMMY 50-1054 20 13 0 62 MASTER BLASTERS (3542) SNOWBOUND
-SULACCO 4-5128 17 9 2 62 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223 13 10 0 62 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 17 17 1 61 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
-IMA MAROON 16-3631 17 9 0 60 COLOR ME (4705) WILLAF
-MIDNIGHT RAMBLER 63-2469 17 9 0 60 WAYFARERS (3705) AMEN-TEI
SEVEN MARY THREE 38-3580 14 8 2 60 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 25 22 1 59 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
TYBALT 62-3696 13 9 0 58 GRAPHIC VIOLENCE (4691) VALAMANTIS
UNDEAD SENSEI 15-4340 18 15 0 57 GRAVEYARD GLORY (4362) MALCORN
-BIG FUN 7-5046 17 4 2 57 FLOWER CHILDREN (314) BONSUR
-PIOTR WYSMYK 11-4595 14 15 0 57 'CROSSED UP (4509) ARUAK CITY
-SUNNY SIDE UP 10-4985 16 8 0 56 SPRINGBORN (3219) KOLACT
-P.B. BLASTER 62-3718 16 5 2 55 AS SEEN ON TV (4499) VALAMANTIS
-WHITE CHRISTMAS 82-13930 15 8 2 55 SUPERIOR FORCES B103 (4714 DWES EG
THE CURE 38-4085 20 10 0 54 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VIAGORILLA 18-7225 17 15 2 54 ANIMAL PHARM (4526) TALCAMA
-REAP THE FIELD 51-5088 15 9 0 54 SORROW'S HARVEST (4713) TRICORUS
-FINN 35-3719 15 7 1 53 CHILDREN OF LLYR (3107) MURSKA
-CATHERWOOD 48-2225 15 14 1 52 FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803) CAER
-SMOOCHY 60-6079 15 6 0 51 DEATH STUDS VII (3551) ARADI
DRY KEG 33-6679 17 22 0 49 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
NEPHRON 30-4147 18 17 1 47 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
TAXES 22-1661 16 15 0 47 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 18 17 0 46 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 19 12 0 44 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
MERRY DEMENTE 19-3889 16 25 1 43 CARNIVAL (581) ZUWAYZA
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 18 15 2 40 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
JONES 14-1283 17 96 4 24 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
ROGERS 59-1609 13 8 0 THE EXPLORERS 2235 SACRED REICH 38-3669 442
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
See Pegasus, I told you. You think you can withstand the beast known as Culubra.
He'll eat you alive as you did Ezri Dax. You coward. Kill and run. I found you and
I will sustain a blistering assault upon all you hold true, your soul included. --
Shocking Toad, the Manager
Bed-Wetting Freak -- It's disgusting of you to boast about it. -- Similde
Everstorm -- (sigh) See what you did? Didn't you REALIZE that silk spots badly in
rain? I don't know if this can be fixed. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
Headache -- Oh, right, SHARE it why don't you? Sheesh. -- Glory, reaching for the
aspirins (but I won't call you in the morning, kid)
Dark Origin -- If your bathtub is that dark, no wonder you find monsters in it. I
see you as a monster who climbed out of it. -- Zin
Hatshepsut -- Well, I WOULD have stayed in bed today, but Mati can be really creative
in finding reasons and techniques to get us all up and onto the sands. The choice
was an easy one, better to fight and get creamed than stay in bed and dread what
horrid idea she might put into effect. -- Charlie
Canis Bogo -- I'm no good with dogs. -- Small Cat
Galen -- I have stayed on my diet, I have ruthlessly pinned it to the ground with an
elbow to the throat and a knee to, um, another place. But it doesn't help. It's a
boring diet. And there's a strawberry shortcake with cream beckoning me from the
other side of the room.... -- Mati
Mati -- A slip of a girl like you doesn't need to fight the strawberry shortcake
urge. I only meant that advice for, you know, middle-aged ladies and what-not.
But any middle-aged ladies (or gentlemen) should certainly stay on their diet
even if it means ignoring the strawberry shortcake. -- Galen (virtuously)
I Like Taxes. I think we need more. -- Al Gore
P.S. Galen, your audit is enroute.
Mr. Gore -- I didn't order an audit. I'll just send it back. -- Galen
P.S. On the other hand, considering what spyreporters are paid, audit away.
I'm sure the government owes me money.
Cerebral Janitor -- Ugh, that was ugly. Not you, the fight. Good luck. -- Al Gore
Galen -- What? An insult to be in the shining spotlight of last place? Nonsense!
The legendary F-A'Krill brought honor to last place. He was about to create a golden
trophy that was to go to the holder of last place before he was called away to
Andorak. I, myself, would welcome last place. -- Merry Demente, Carnival
Merry -- Well, third up from the foundation spot isn't bad. I didn't intend to
imply that it was necessarily an insult to be in that position, only that some
people do not appreciate the honor. -- Galen
Merry -- I second that! -- Wood-Leg Dancer, Carnival
Wood-Leg -- Thank you! The motion is passed. -- Merry
Angelela Silverblade -- A bold battle, oh knight of the fair city of Aruak. May your
aim be true. -- Wood-Leg, Kings Guard
Lawn Dart -- You were a bit too much for me but a good coach indeed. -- Merry Demente
Powerhaus -- You didn't really stand a chance against someone with my experience.
Better luck next time. -- Fireheart
Road to Dakar -- You turned my mood nose white! I hate when that happens, it gets
all cold and clammy. You do know what a mood nose is? Cats with pale noses, if they
get all riled up their noses turn red, but if they're sleepy or in shock, the nose
gets white. And then after you turned it white, you used it as a target! BAD, NASTY
dwarf! -- Khirza
P.S. You might like me when my nose is hot pink. But to see that, you must refrain
from hitting me.
26 June 2003
STOP THINKING TOGS!!!!! It's here. Well, almost here anyway. We're looking at
a start date of the first turn in Aradi (DM 60) following the Fall Mail-In. This
should give everyone sufficient time to study the new ultra-improved T#%S IV rules
and prep accordingly. So without further ado, here is your handy-dandy guide to
winning your very own Golden Scrod (and some other very cool prizes to be announced
officially before the start of the tourney that must not be named):
1. Each T#%S team consists of two managers. After the tourney starts, there will be
no switching partners whatsoever, so choose your partners wisely. T#%S IV will
last for 13 turns, so pick a partner you can stand for 6 months or so. The only
team I know of so far is last TOGS winners: Ganolus Oakleaf/Hombre of Blood
Related/Thieves Guild. Hey, this is fun!
2. The T#%S entry fee is 2 team setups per manager. This means 4 setups per T#%S
team. This entry fee is required before the start of the tourney with no
exceptions being made. This is to ensure that nobody gets screwed if a team or
manager decides to back out early. To pay the entry fee either:
a) send $10 cash/check/money order/ or whatever to me personally at:
Andy Salveson
6812 Romanzo Way
Elk Grove, CA 95758
b) get RSI to send me 2 team setup gift certificates. Sorry, no credit cards and
no old teams you have lying around will be accepted.
3. T#%S point system:
10 points for winning on your up-challenge against another T#%S warrior.
7 points for winning on your even challenge of another T#%S warrior.
7 points for winning on another T#%S warriors challenge.
7 points for winning a random matchup against another T#%S warrior.
4 points for winning on your down-challenge of another T#%S warrior.
4 points for winning a random matchup against a non-T#%S warrior. Do not fight
your team mate, you will not get any points. Also, you will not get any points
if you challenge or get challenged by a non-T#%S team, so use your avoids
wisely if you think someone is out to get you.
10 points for being the Duelmaster. This is in addition to all points listed
above and will begin turn 1, so prep accordingly.
5 points for every spotlight written by any team member, 1 per manager per turn.
The minimum length of a spotlight to receive points is 1/2 column in the
newsletter (that's 31 lines-each line 85 characters across) and I will be
completely firm on this. In addition to the length criteria, spotlights will
not be given points if they are in any way plagiarized or if they are not
Duelmasters or fantasy related. I will be the sole judge of this. If you're
unsure if I will judge something to be Duelmasters or fantasy related, then
e-mail me before you write the spotlight and ask me. I reserve the right to
take points away from a spotlight after they are given if I judge at a later
time that the spotlight has been plagiarized.
-5 points per manager per turn every time a manager does not at least write one
personal ad.
-5 points for being the team that avoided the most.
If you participated in TOGS III, you'll notice some slight changes in the points
structure. The main things are points for random match ups against non T#%S
warriors, bonus points for being the Duelmaster, new spotlight criteria, and no
points given for being the most avoided team.
4. I already mentioned this, but T#%S IV will start the first turn in arena 60 after
the Fall Mail-In runs and it will last for 13 turns. There will not be a
Survivor format this time around, meaning no eliminations. I will still be doing
the multipliers at the end, however. This means that all points accumulated by a
team on turns 10 and 11 will be multiplied by 1.5 and all points accumulated by
each team on turns 12 and 13 will be multiplied by 2.
5. Prizes are yet to be determined, but I'll tell you what I know. There will be
prizes given out each turn to whichever team scores the most combined points on a
given turn. Tie breakers will go to the team with the most wins on that turn and
then to the team with most overall points. I have asked RSI for the same prizes
as last TOGS which were transferring any warrior to arena 60 and renaming Aradi
for approximately 6 months, but we'll see what they come back with. I haven't
decided how to split the prizes up, partly because I don't know how many teams
will be entering yet, but I do know the prizes will be split among the top 3
teams at the end. I will announce the exact breakdown of everything when I know
more.
6. And just like TOGS III, Death Stud and I will be the sole arbiters of any dispute
that may arise. Whine all you like, but as Nuln told you last time, that's how
it is.
7. M & RR Clause (go ahead, read between the capitals): I reserve the right to
disallow entry to this tourney if you have a previous history of being a big fat
mouth about everything.
I think that pretty much covers it. I will be accepting team entries as of now
and then posting them in the newsletters as I receive entry fees. Please feel free
to e-mail me regarding any questions or comments at Ganolus@aol.com. So everyone don
your best pair of leg warmers, hop on your favorite farm animal, and ride to Aradi
for the 4th kinda-annual Tournament that must not be named for no apparent reason
whatsoever, or T#%S IV, for short. See ya'll there!
-- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish
18 July 2003
To All Managers -- I would like to take this time to announce that my alliance, The
Association, is no more. Due to the dead weight managers of the alliance and their
lack of participation, DarkSpirit and I have formed a new alliance: The Firm. We
have taken on two members so far and are looking for a few more. If you would like
to find out more about The Firm, you can diplo Dark Spirit, Unknowns XX in arena 15
or myself, Sungod, Sadists F2FII in arena 62.
--* The Firm *--
Sungod -- Sadists F2FII -- 62
Dark Spirit -- Unknowns XX -- 15
Youngblood -- Wensinwasin -- 43
Tripwire -- Of Wolf and Man -- 1
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GOOD OL' HERB was devastated by RIGOR MORTIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK demolished FRERE MAIN ROUJ in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
WOOD-LEG DANCER was devastated by SANYO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
IN YOU AGAIN was overpowered by PEEG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
JEJUNE FLAMINGO overpowered TY DEL-WAVE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
GORDON overcame COUCH POTATO in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
PEACE was viciously subdued by TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
TICKLE ME HOFFA overpowered MAGMA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
JACOB was overpowered by THE BEAST in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge fight.
D'WEASEL ZAPPA overpowered HOFFA in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
CULUBRA devastated PEGASUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
TAXES was subdued by CRAZED GOBLIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
MERRY DEMENTE was overpowered by LAWN DART GOALIE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
VIAGORILLA was overpowered by FRANK in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
H.P. LOVECRAFTED vanquished JONES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
BELIAL was devastated by SERVLET SALLY in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Title brawl.
NEFERTARI overpowered NEOPHYTE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
E AHO LAULA viciously subdued CORINA HONORBLADE in a 2 minute competition.
POPE was defeated by C.O. JONES in a exciting 1 minute gory duel.
SHADOW handily defeated SPYMASTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BELLADONNA was devastated by D. FILER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
FIREHEART defeated ARCOS in a exciting 1 minute duel.
KILLER JOE overpowered SPARAFUCILE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
LORD OF THE FLOYDS demolished HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 3 minute one-sided melee.
GLACIER overpowered UNBRIDLED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
DROOLING GOOBER was vanquished by ASEROTH in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
W. AXL ROSE vanquished CHOKING CHICKEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
BOUNCY BOTTOM subdued EVERSTORM in a popular 2 minute fight.
THE CREEPER overpowered LOUANNSALLY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SIR VIVOR overcame BLOODSTONE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome match.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD was overpowered by MICHELLE RROSTARR in a 2 minute struggle.
JUST A JOB TO DO luckily beat DUSK in a exciting 3 minute gruesome struggle.
BED-WETTING FREAK was narrowly defeated by J.J. PARRODOTE in a 3 minute match.
ROAD TO DAKAR was savagely defeated by SOUND ADVICE in a popular 7 minute gory duel.
JOHN HOLMES won victory over JIMBY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
CRIP demolished SPIDERSILK in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
DOMINO savagely defeated BIG STRONG MAN in a action packed 9 minute gruesome battle.
X-MAS COMES EARLY devastated RAK in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
ROTTEN was handily defeated by CASSIDY HEALINGANKH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PISTOL overpowered I AM GOD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven competition.
DANGER BOX was demolished by ROPER in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided match.
GRASS MUNCH vanquished ANGELA SILVERBLADE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
AFROSLEAZIAC defeated MEADOW VOLE in a 2 minute competition.
WHITE WATER HIPPO lost to STONEWALL in a exciting 2 minute match.
HEADACHE was handily defeated by RIGOR MORTIS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
VELVET VIXEN was overpowered by MOE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
EARTHQUAKE viciously subdued KHIRZA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
MARCO was subdued by FOG in a popular 4 minute bloody brawl.
SIMILDE demolished LANCELOT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.
PRORIARITY was savagely defeated by ARCANE in a action packed 3 minute bloody bout.
SPOTTED PONY overpowered VORTEX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
CARPET BURN devastated MISTY in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
KID FEARS vanquished KRYTEN in a exciting 4 minute bloody mismatched match.
WHISPER beat HATSHEPSUT in a popular 2 minute struggle.
GLORY was overpowered by PAPAYA BALROG in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SERAPH vanquished GIGANTA in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
FRATER PILUM was overpowered by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a 2 minute uneven fight.
ASHON CHANG was subdued by THE PINK RANGER in a action packed 4 minute battle.
SUPERIORBOY overpowered DAMN DOG in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CHARLIE was savagely defeated by JIM PENGOUIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
WOBBLENUT savagely defeated AUDIE MURPHY in a popular 3 minute gory match.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE was overpowered by ZIN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
MAELSTROM was bested by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 1 minute match.
SMALL CAT was handily defeated by NICK NITRO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TOE-PAZ #2 demolished YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BEAUTIFUL THING vanquished BAWDY BUZZ BUD in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BURST overcame PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a exciting 1 minute melee.
SIDAHS viciously subdued SHAMPOO in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
RICO demolished STILLWATER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
MAGELLAN narrowly defeated FLUFFY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
MAGENTA was overpowered by SKIANA RAVENWING in a exciting 3 minute one-sided struggle.
GUAVA NICE DAY viciously subdued SEITAN in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.
TIMMAAAY demolished CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY demolished BETHUNES in a 1 minute uneven bout.
GRAY WIND vanquished IN THE PIG! in a action packed 2 minute brutal uneven match.
JAMES FLETCHER vanquished RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
KILLER KARCH savagely defeated BIG BROTHER in a exciting 1 minute gory brawl.
UNDEAD SENSEI was overpowered by MARK in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
COINSPINNER outlasted SSSS in a exciting 7 minute bout.
GODIVA overpowered NEPHRON in a 1 minute uneven battle.
TYBALT was defeated by MARCINKO in a exciting 2 minute contest.
KNIGHT viciously subdued FURTIVE RETURNS in a action packed 1 minute gory contest.
ZAGNUT vanquished ZIGGY in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
VICTOR CALDERONE handily defeated SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ROGERS was barely slain by SACRED REICH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome bout.
WEIRD WILLIAM lost to DUCK RUBBER in a 2 minute duel.
WILL DUEL FOR FOOD overcame SEVEN MARY THREE in a exciting 3 minute gruesome match.
ARMSTRONG defeated COOKIE SNORT in a 1 minute duel.
ENDYMION overcame A-10 in a popular 2 minute fray.
JACKASS viciously subdued WIMPY WIND in a exciting 2 minute brutal competition.
S. MARY ROSE slimly lost to ROMUALD B TUNE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome bout.
F. TIM handily defeated ALVIN YORK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SWINGDADDY-O was luckily beaten by THE CURE in a 2 minute brutal bout.
TAPS unbelievably bested IMMINENT DEATH in a action packed 5 minute match.
JOHN overcame DRY KEG in a action packed 1 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 57 PARRY-RIPOSTE 41 - 29 - 1 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 34 SLASHING ATTACK 181 - 150 - 2 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 24 LUNGING ATTACK 349 - 292 - 5 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 16 STRIKING ATTACK 65 - 68 - 0 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 16 WALL OF STEEL 121 - 134 - 3 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 15 PARRY-STRIKE 30 - 35 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 11 BASHING ATTACK 32 - 38 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 69 - 83 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 TOTAL PARRY 75 - 103 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 57 - 84 - 0 40 |
Turn 442 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 29 3 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 10 - 5 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 6 - 10 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 15 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 7 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 13 - 11 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 11 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 26 9 0 255 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402)
SLASHING ATTACK NEFERTARI 51-3853 74 40 1 307 CARTOUCHE (3495)
WALL OF STEEL SANYO 74-2838 46 21 0 286 CORPS (3405)
LUNGING ATTACK D. FILER 9-4721 29 5 1 271 LETTER BOMBS (4530)
BASHING ATTACK GLACIER 75-2046 56 35 2 240 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
TOTAL PARRY SIR VIVOR 10-4065 66 32 0 238 SIR AGLIO (2079)
PARRY-STRIKE RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651 55 48 3 225 LOST SOULS II (2818)
AIMED BLOW GORDON 36-4536 39 12 0 217 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)
PARRY-LUNGE MOE 82-52 25 9 1 215 SUPERIOR 5K (4538)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SIMILDE 51-4248 42 81 0 210 DARK HORSEMEN (4217)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was SSSS 82-14051. The ten other most popular fighters were DOMINO
17-3227, BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619, DUSK 38-2887, TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD 23-3505, IMMINENT
DEATH 38-4008, MARCO 51-5008, SOUND ADVICE 38-3251, GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254, SEVEN
MARY THREE 38-3580, and GORDON 36-4536.
The least popular fighter this week was ALVIN YORK 3-6156. The other ten least
popular fighters were SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930, FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186, NEPHRON
30-4147, UNDEAD SENSEI 15-4340, RIFF-RAFF 3-5710, BETHUNES 8-4083, BAWDY BUZZ BUD
12-4856, DAMN DOG 17-6242, GLORY 1-6847, and LOUANNSALLY 18-4564.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 4 0 TI(23) 1 1 0 ILLIS(59) 2 1 0
OSKSI(3) 4 7 0 LYRATILAN(25) 2 2 0 ARADI(60) 3 2 0
JHELUM(4) 2 0 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 MORYA(28) 1 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 3 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 1 0 LAPUR(29) 6 3 0 DAL SHANG(65) 2 0 0
BONSUR(7) 2 2 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 1 0
ARKERS(8) 0 3 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 4 2 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 2 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 2 0 SENTERN(70) 2 0 0
KOLACT(10) 3 1 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 1 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 2 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 3 3 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 2 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 3 0 0
DULLENS(13) 0 2 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 2 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 3 4 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 3 3 1 SIMTAKKA(76) 1 1 0
MALCORN(15) 0 3 0 ZENSU(40) 1 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 1 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 0 6 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 3 3 0 VEASTIAN(43) 2 0 0 DWES EG(82) 5 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 6 7 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 4 3 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 3 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MISTY 1-6840 34 24 0 189 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
CARPET BURN 3-5698 30 19 0 224 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651 55 48 3 225 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
POPE 5-4090 41 41 2 200 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
GRAY WIND 6-5201 15 11 1 106 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
FIREHEART 7-1741 79 109 1 230 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 37 18 0 194 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
D. FILER 9-4721 29 5 1 271 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 66 32 0 238 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
CORINA HONORBLADE 11-3301 40 60 2 199 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857) ARUAK CITY
IN YOU AGAIN 12-4740 37 26 1 190 LOBOTOMATION (4403) RIZTAB
ARCOS 13-3373 28 46 2 191 EL EQUIDO (3225) DULLENS
JONES 14-1283 17 96 4 24 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 34 22 2 201 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
D'WEASEL ZAPPA 16-4457 22 17 0 150 HELPLESS ANIMALS (54) WILLAF
X-MAS COMES EARLY 17-4290 46 38 1 214 MINIONS OF MILO (2487) ALJAFIR
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 57 47 1 236 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
LORD OF THE FLOYDS 19-3638 29 2 1 228 THE GUARDIANS (774) ZUWAYZA
FOG 21-4416 71 66 0 221 EVENGATE (3909) SUNSET
TOE-PAZ #2 22-5608 29 19 0 146 ROCK ETTS (2971) SOLVEN
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 40 25 0 207 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
STONEWALL 25-3895 29 25 1 201 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 41 25 0 233 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 30 16 0 83 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
THE CREEPER 29-2738 65 38 2 249 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 18 17 1 47 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 30 27 1 198 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
A-10 33-2563 17 19 1 63 PIG BATTALION (4717) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
FRATER PILUM 34-3269 33 31 0 157 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 40 36 2 169 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
GORDON 36-4536 39 12 0 217 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 70 48 0 175 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
SOUND ADVICE 38-3251 57 47 4 222 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
KID FEARS 40-2867 49 31 0 219 MURDER BY MUSIC II (3211) ZENSU
JIMBY 42-3777 35 28 1 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
PEEG 43-2613 119 118 3 277 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
HOFFA 49-3185 51 71 0 130 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
NEFERTARI 51-3853 74 40 1 307 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
SPARAFUCILE 56-1431 50 48 2 194 STAR GUARDIANS (2554) ROCANIS
MAGELLAN 59-126 26 21 0 141 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 32 36 0 211 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
CHARLIE 61-2873 42 38 0 134 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 29 16 0 183 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
PISTOL 65-6205 38 28 1 202 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
ROTTEN 68-8189 18 6 1 165 MY EX WIFE (4181) FIREHOLD
JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 48 24 1 230 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC
J.J. PARRODOTE 70-5939 42 26 1 213 LEGENDS OF TKE (4190) SENTERN
ASEROTH 71-2821 33 15 0 226 THE LAST STRAW V (4420) KYR'TERR
I AM GOD 73-2164 19 9 2 168 ARROGANCE (4491) ERINIKA
SANYO 74-2838 46 21 0 286 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
GLACIER 75-2046 56 35 2 240 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
RIGOR MORTIS 76-1108 27 8 0 207 THE UNDERWORLD (2956) SIMTAKKA
GOOD OL' HERB 77-2647 44 35 1 193 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Q (4286) MAZGOURRAH
F. TIM 78-2315 20 23 1 92 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 26 9 0 255 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402) DWES EG
KILLER JOE 96-611 30 15 5 226 AVERAGE JOES (3007) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 14 8 4 92 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
TIMMAAAY 98-647 21 10 3 104 THE PURPLE POSIES (4501) SYVYN'S HILL