ADVANCED DUELMASTERS

Date   : 08/05/2003    Duedate: 08/18/2003

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-443

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 MURDEROUS CR 27/1611    5    1  0 83.3      OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808              
    FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709                LOST SOULS II 9/2309                  
  2-CAER SIDHE 41/4712      7    2  0 77.8   19 RED FURY 9/3475       493  385  2 56.2
    CALL TO THUNDER 7/4711                      SOUL WARRIORS 38/1586                 
  3 DARK TOADS 9/4715       6    2  0 75.0      THE TAKEN 29/1122                     
    DARK TOADS 78/4720                          HERO ALLIANCE 35/1833                 
  4 OBSIDIAN HAL 33/1640    5    2  1 71.4   20 GORGONITES I 82/4335  172  134  2 56.2
  5 DESERT WASTE 56/1882   14    6  0 70.0      SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543                
  6-SORROW'S HAR 51/4713   62   30  0 67.4      BLOOD RELATED 60/4344                 
  7-MYSTIC LODGE 6/3073   725  355 10 67.1      CAVITY CREEPS II 33/3949              
  8-THE GREENHOU 30/4716    2    1  0 66.7   21 THE PLUG UGL 70/2644   93   74  2 55.7
  9 SOLSDEAD2 99/4726       7    4  0 63.6      CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY 17/4596           
    REVELATIONS 36/4371                         MINIONS OF MILO 17/2487               
    REVELATIONS 25/4577                      22 BURN N' PILL 18/1459    6    5  0 54.5
 10 TEAM FLOYD 38/741     654  380  6 63.2   23 R AND D 82/4544       272  228  4 54.4
    FRIDGE OF DOOM 58/3367                      ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                 
    SAND KINGS 69/4611                          WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                 
    TERRAPIN STATION 10/2351                    VICIOUS VANDALS 12/3712               
    DEATH REALM 69/4105                         THIRSTY THUGS 10/3299                 
    LEAGUE ARCANE 15/2436                       WAY TOO MUCH BEER 11/4017             
    MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/4621                 24 FRUIT PUPPET 37/2520  231  196  1 54.1
    COLLEGE RADIO 98/4722                       MEET MY MOOSE 18/2540                 
 11 EVENGATE 21/3909      668  399  7 62.6   25-DAMAGE INC. 59/3483    42   36  0 53.8
    STAR GUARDIANS 56/2554                      MASTER BLASTERS 50/3542               
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                       BUSHMASTERS 31/1323                   
 12 THE GUILD 29/1531     761  462  9 62.2   26 LOBOTOMATION 12/4403  244  215  1 53.2
    THE NIGHT'S WATCH 9/3579                    HELPLESS ANIMALS 16/54                
    MURDER BY MUSIC II 40/3211                  ANIMAL PHARM 18/4526                  
    DREAD EMPIRE 49/1547                     27 SPECIAL ED 17/4525    153  138  0 52.6
 13 CORPS 74/3405        2397 1537 42 60.9      THE PURPLE POSIES 98/4501             
    UNRELATED 9/3947                            AVERAGE JOES 96/3007                  
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         SPECIAL ED 23/2722                    
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471               
 14 NIGHTMARES 99/4725    275  189  5 59.3   28 SIR AGLIO 10/2079     853  775 10 52.4
    EAGLES CLAW 38/1613                         TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    SCRAGITARIOUS 21/3327                       JOKA MASHER! 60/3570                  
    PANSY DIVISION 51/3406                      TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
    CLUB CULTURE 60/4637                     29 ROCK ETTS 22/2971     183  168  2 52.1
 15 KA-POW! 15/3970      1099  758 12 59.2   30 THE INEPTS 33/419     146  134  0 52.1
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622             
 16 BLACKEST PRI 21/4033  178  130  3 57.8      PLACES TO GO 51/4178                  
 17 SHH! HITZ 82/4540    1459 1077 14 57.5      ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                          CAMERON CRAZIES 9/3908                
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                
    GUARDIAN'S SLAVES 42/4051                   NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
    BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305                   31 SIBKO 82/3841        1425 1315 17 52.0
    PLAGIARISM 82/4541                          THE LAST STRAW V 71/4420              
    ARROGANCE 73/4491                           2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647         
    MY EX WIFE 68/4181                          THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    THE GUARDIANS 19/774                        DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    MYTH AND MIGHT 2/1019                       BOXES 60/4147                         
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                32 CARTOUCHE 51/3495     240  228  4 51.3
 18 LOST SOULS II 4/2818  830  645 13 56.3      ARSENIC & OLD MACE 76/3499            
    PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987                     ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583             

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331                     PIG BATTALION 33/4717                 
 33 ARENA FELINES 9/4441  123  117  0 51.3   47 SADISTS 74/4438         4    5  0 44.4
    ARENA FELINES 16/4379                    48 RESCUE 77/3887        100  132  1 43.1
    ARENA FELINES II 12/4494                    THE OFFENDERS 17/1987                 
    ARENA FELINES 61/4435                       TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                 
    HORROR FILMS 11/1941                        ERRATA 25/3564                        
    ARENA FELINES 13/4376                       EL EQUIDO 13/3225                     
    ARENA FELINES 12/1060                    49 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427   77  102  0 43.0
    ARENA FELINES 33/4464                       PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
    ARENA FELINES 38/4563                       THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
    ARENA FELINES 7/4486                        THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                 
 34 FEFF-M 106 43/1959     54   52  0 50.9   50 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      231  308  1 42.9
    GRAPHIC VIOLENCE 62/4691                 51 THE WARRIORS 10/438    12   16  1 42.9
    THE UNDERWORLD 76/2956                   52 HARBINGERS 32/4727      6    8  0 42.9
 35 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778     105  103  0 50.5   53 LEGALESE 75/4658       81  114  3 41.5
    82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                       GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595                    
    ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                        THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                
 36 FEVER PITCH 21/3240   662  657  5 50.2   54-THE ROCKERS 7/347      35   51  1 40.7
    DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608                 55 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   15   22  0 40.5
    WISH YOU WERE BEER 7/4719                56 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587    6    9  0 40.0
    WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433               57 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    434  664  5 39.5
 37 SUPERIOR 5K 82/4538   511  509  4 50.1      LEGENDS OF TKE 70/4190                
    SUPERIOR FORCES IX 82/4667                  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q 82/4402                  WILD KINGDOM 35/4193                  
    SUPERIOR FORCES 6D 82/4619                  OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    SUPERIOR FORCES 75/2152                     LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                
    SUPERIOR FORCES 2Q 77/4286                  REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/3582                58-HAWKS 1/3721           61  102  1 37.4
    SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145               59-DEATH ON A ST 4/4706   18   32  0 36.0
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 71/4414               60 MEN 29/4412           526  979 11 35.0
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536                  JOHNS 5/3510                          
    SUPERIOR FORCES B103 82/4714                TALES 43/2584                         
    SUPERIOR KILLZ 98/4723                      STORIES 49/2835                       
    SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571                   HABIT 78/4547                         
 38 GRAVEYARD GL 15/4362  435  463  5 48.4      MIKES 14/3982                         
 39 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  158  177  3 47.2   61-KNIGHTS OF V 11/2857   49   98  0 33.3
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  62 MY DRUGS 98/4721        3    6  0 33.3
 40 KREWE OF DRUI 6/4679   13   15  0 46.4      SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
 41-CARNIVAL 19/581       389  465  2 45.6   63 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680    2    4  0 33.3
    CARNIVAL 40/4316                         64 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   37   79  0 31.9
 42 GIFTED 69/3978        712  857  8 45.4   65 SAND DANCERS 75/2258  388  854  4 31.2
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069                 
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481                  
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
 43 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  677  820  8 45.2      CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697                
 44 SPARE-A-DIME  7/4710  201  245  2 45.1   66 JOYS OF BOOZ 33/4683    0    5  0  0.0
 45-SHADOW SIGNS 60/4718   16   20  0 44.4   67-TRIP OUT 30/4707        1    0  0  100
 46 THE EXPLORER 59/2235   12   15  0 44.4

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

          + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Tides of Magic #11 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

Talahya?

     They found a flagstone path that paralleled the shoreline and flipped a coin,
turned to the right (as calculated when facing the shore), and strode along briskly
through thinning fog.
     "It's going to be a hot day once this fog clears," Scarlatti said, with the air
of one who will make conversation at any cost.  "If we could find a hill or a tower,
we might see for miles."
     Fizban's eyebrows rose.  "Now that is a good idea, an excellent idea!"  The old
wizard looked around hopefully.  "I would really LIKE to be able to see for miles.
We might guess where we are, if we can do that."
     "We won't see anything we recognize," Carris Fallstar predicted.  This is
somewhere else entirely.  I can feel it in my bones."  The elf shrugged.  "But a long
view to put ourselves in some kind of geographical context might be useful."
     After five minutes of walking, it became apparent that the geographical context
was flat, and that if there were any buildings nearby, they were hidden by a belt of
trees that lay just inland of the path they'd found.  The best they'd managed in the
way of a height was a hill that rose about ten feet above the beach.  Fog lingered
under the trees, but over the water to their left, it was clearing fast.  It was
already clearer than they had ever seen the air between the Isle of the Eye and
Alastari.  The water went on to the horizon, but it was blotched with wooded islands
in the middle distance.  Some of the islands had castles on them, shining cream and
golden and red as coral in the morning sun.  There were boats, too, or perhaps they
were ships:  big vessels and small, with sails, or banks of oars, or less obvious
means of propulsion.
     "Well, at least it isn't an uninhabited world we've come to, apparently."
Moonjumper studied the scene critically.  "But--"
     "The path already told us there are people here," Scarlatti said.
     "But," Moonjumper persisted, "it's a damned large one.  We're going to have to
find someone to talk to, and people aren't exactly lining up on the path to meet us."
     Rogan, who naturally had not been staring around, tensed suddenly.  "Someone is
coming along the path," he said.

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

     Wow, who would have thought that an unmaxed Striker would smack down a 2-time
Eligibles Runner-Up and take the throne?  I don't have anything to say except it's
nice to see a lot of the old faces that pop in here from time to time.  Even if all
of you don't plan to play with any regularity, it's good that you drop in from time
to time.  My manager does notice, even if he doesn't say anything.  I don't think I
can beat anyone in the GCC's but my challenge is going to #1 Nefartari.  I wouldn't
be shocked if someone else challenges me though.

Toodles,

Servlet Sally

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

"Dear Mr. Shanmarrik,

You may not remember us, but you were a passenger on our boat, the 'Naiad's Dream,' a
few months ago.  Maybe it is that slight connection that led to a strange case of
mistaken identity yesterday.  Our boat had been docked for some time due to the
magical disturbances around the Isle.  Khirza (my partner) and I had visited the dock
to do some routine maintenance when we met a person who apparently mistook me for
you.  She called me by your name, and identified herself as Jolane.

Mr. Shanmarrik, this person seemed quite unnatural and might in fact be one of the
lake-dwelling undead that we have been warned about.  Therefore if you decide to
investigate this incident I urge you to use extreme caution.  If you wish further
information or help, please contact Khirza at the Castaways guildhouse affiliated
with the Talahya arena, or myself, Phetmolge, at the Up To No Good guildhouse,
affiliated with the Lirin Kiv arena.  We stand ready to give any assistance within
our power.

                                                         Your Servant,
                                                          Phetmolge"

     Galen's hands trembled as he read the letter.  She was back.  She was dead.
Somehow it was his fault.  He had to meet with her if possible.  He would go to the
Naiad's Dream as soon as he had finished the spyreport.

My friends and fellow Talahyans,

     I'll need to keep this brief.  I'm glad to report that our most challenged
warrior this cycle was Servlet Sally, the Tower Guardian.  She was challenged eight
times, and it was Aseroth who got through to her.  ASEROTH (71-2821) (33-15-0,226) of
THE LAST STRAW V challenged SERVLET SALLY (82-5895) (26-9-0,255) of SUPERIOR FORCES
7Q.  ASEROTH handily defeated SERVLET SALLY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title
fight.  Congratulations, Aseroth.  I hope you will write a column for us.
     There were four TV challenges this cycle.  That's an improvement, isn't it?
          MOE (82-52) (25-9-1,215) of SUPERIOR 5K TV challenged TICKLE ME HOFFA (69-
6127) (29-23-1,215) of DARK CIRCLE TOYS.  MOE viciously subdued TICKLE ME HOFFA in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
          GOOD OL' HERB (77-2647) (44-35-1,193) of SUPERIOR FORCES 2Q TV challenged
TY DEL-WAVE (29-3539) (32-25-0,194) of FORCE OF NATURE.  GOOD OL' HERB demolished TY
DEL-WAVE in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
          COMFORTABLY NUMB (96-855) (15-5-5,84) of FLOYD'S PINK BRO' TV challenged 
KILLER KARCH (69-5668) (9-5-0,90) of SAND KINGS.  COMFORTABLY NUMB unbelievably
bested KILLER KARCH in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
          WHITE CHRISTMAS (82-13930) (15-8-2,55) of SUPERIOR FORCES B103 TV
challenged TYBALT (62-3696) (13-9-0,58) of GRAPHIC VIOLENCE.  WHITE CHRISTMAS was
overpowered by TYBALT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
     Our most avoided guild this cycle was Sir Aglio (ranked 28th at the moment), and
it was Gorgonites II (20th) who avoided them.  I don't know what that means.

LUNGING ATTACK   ASEROTH 71-2821            34  15  0 246 THE LAST STRAW V (4420)
SLASHING ATTACK  NEFERTARI 51-3853          75  40  1 317 CARTOUCHE (3495)
WALL OF STEEL    SANYO 74-2838              47  21  0 301 CORPS (3405)
BASHING ATTACK   GLACIER 75-2046            57  35  2 254 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
TOTAL PARRY      SIR VIVOR 10-4065          67  32  0 249 SIR AGLIO (2079)
PARRY-STRIKE     RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651        56  48  3 244 LOST SOULS II (2818)
AIMED BLOW       GORDON 36-4536             40  12  0 226 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)
PARRY-LUNGE      MOE 82-52                  26   9  1 226 SUPERIOR 5K (4538)
STRIKING ATTACK  CHESTER CHEETAH 12-1552    56  36  1 219 ARENA FELINES
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SIMILDE 51-4248            43  81  0 219 DARK HORSEMEN (4217)

     The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular
warrior this turn was C LAETTNER 9-4353.  The ten other most popular fighters were
MAGELLAN 59-126, GLACIER 75-2046, THE BEAST 3-5547, SIMILDE 51-4248, ANKLEBITER 22-
1163, KHIRZA 7-1862, SSSS 82-14051, X-MAS COMES EARLY 17-4290, NEOPHYTE 3-5573, and
KUNG-FU KAT 9-4700.
     As usual, Ho-Chan the Axe is our most watched warrior.  It's nice that he won
this time.  HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (97-136-2,189) of SAND DANCERS fought ROTTEN
(68-8189) (18-6-1,165) of MY EX WIFE.  HO-CHAN THE AXE luckily beat ROTTEN in a 2
minute gruesome duel.
     And the crowd felt that C Laettner deserved some votes for being scummed...C
LAETTNER (9-4353) (46-41-1,206) of CAMERON CRAZIES challenged SIR VIVOR (10-4065)
(66-32-0,238) of SIR AGLIO.  C LAETTNER was outwaited by SIR VIVOR in a popular 8
minute Challenge duel.
     In one of the less looked-forward-to matchups, FREDDY KRUEGER (11-1732) (24-18-
0,90) of HORROR FILMS fought MARK OF THE BEAST (1-2887) (18-10-0,86) of THE
REVELATION.  FREDDY KRUEGER handily defeated MARK OF THE BEAST in a 1 minute one-
sided bout.  The crowd thought Mark looked so incompetent in this fight that they
voted him least popular.
     You will note that Arena Felines (ranked 33rd) sports most of the lowest-ranked
warriors in the arena, including the holder of the foundation spot, who actually has
a fairly impressive record.  CAT A. TONIC (12-5548) (14-7-2,51) of ARENA FELINES
fought THE USEROUS MERCHANT (100-10) (0-0-0,0) of Arena Stand-Ins.  CAT A. TONIC was
overpowered by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven duel.  I'm confident that
Mr. Tonic will soon rise in the ranks.
     Alarond the Scribe did some of the preliminary work on this report, and he had a
very strange thing to say about it.  I'd appreciate some help with this.  "A brave
warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight
is over.  Consider well."
     Consider well, indeed.

                                                          Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ASEROTH 71-2821             34  15  0  246  THE LAST STRAW V (4420)    KYR'TERR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEFERTARI 51-3853           75  40  1  317  CARTOUCHE (3495)           TRICORUS
 SANYO 74-2838               47  21  0  301  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
 PEEG 43-2613               120 118  3  290  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 BOUNCY BOTTOM 9-4393        56  30  2  270  UNRELATED (3947)           ZUKAL
 THE CREEPER 29-2738         66  38  2  254  THE TAKEN (1122)           LAPUR
 GLACIER 75-2046             57  35  2  254  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           67  32  0  249  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    42  25  0  249  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 W. AXL ROSE 43-2410         37  26  1  249  FEFF-M 106 (1959)          VEASTIAN
-SHADOW 82-1706              20   4  0  245  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
 RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651         56  48  3  244  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 FIREHEART 7-1741            80 109  1  241  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 LORD OF THE FLOYDS 19-3638  30   2  1  239  THE GUARDIANS (774)        ZUWAYZA
 JEJUNE FLAMINGO 75-1045     78  62  0  236  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          31  19  0  236  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SID 12-3449                 49  36  0  231  VICIOUS VANDALS (3712)     RIZTAB
 X-MAS COMES EARLY 17-4290   47  38  1  230  MINIONS OF MILO (2487)     ALJAFIR
 KID FEARS 40-2867           50  31  0  226  MURDER BY MUSIC II (3211)  ZENSU
 GORDON 36-4536              40  12  0  226  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 MOE 82-52                   26   9  1  226  SUPERIOR 5K (4538)         DWES EG
 GRASS MUNCH 18-3971         66  46  0  223  MEET MY MOOSE (2540)       TALCAMA
 THE CAT'S MEOW 12-2073      40  25  1  223  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
 ARCANE 29-3363              61  29  1  222  THE GUILD (1531)           LAPUR
-SOUND ADVICE 38-3251        57  47  4  222  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 RIGOR MORTIS 76-1108        28   8  0  222  THE UNDERWORLD (2956)      SIMTAKKA
 LEATHER REBEL 60-5400       45  28  1  221  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 CRIP 70-3540                61  43  1  220  THE PLUG UGLIES (2644)     SENTERN
 5-STAR RATING 31-4264       28   7  0  220  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 CHESTER CHEETAH 12-1552     56  36  1  219  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
 SIMILDE 51-4248             43  81  0  219  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 J.J. PARRODOTE 70-5939      43  26  1  217  LEGENDS OF TKE (4190)      SENTERN
 F-ARUBA 51-4601             45  30  1  214  PLACES TO GO (4178)        TRICORUS
 PLAYDO GOLEM 33-4567        40  38  0  214  CAVITY CREEPS II (3949)    NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ROPER 29-2462               75  45  0  213  THE TAKEN (1122)           LAPUR
 BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162   30   9  0  212  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
-ARCH-ANGEL 6-3670           59  23  1  211  MYSTIC LODGE (3073)        TRANSEL
 GOOD OL' HERB 77-2647       45  35  1  211  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Q (4286)  MAZGOURRAH
 NEOPHYTE 3-5573             41  17  0  211  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   32  36  0  211  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHIRZA 7-1862              101 126  3  209  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  41  25  0  209  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 UNBRIDLED 15-3923           37  19  1  209  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         57  36  1  208  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 C LAETTNER 9-4353           46  42  1  207  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
 BELLADONNA 76-1798          62  54  2  205  ARSENIC & OLD MACE (3499)  SIMTAKKA
 DOMINO 17-3227              47  36  2  204  THE OFFENDERS (1987)       ALJAFIR
 BELIAL 7-3838               88  67  2  203  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 THE EXPLOITER 22-1226       42  30  1  203  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 PISTOL 65-6205              38  29  1  203  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          30  28  1  202  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     39  28  0  201  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
-ELVIS 7-612                 33  19  0  201  THE ROCKERS (347)          BONSUR
 D. FILER 9-4721             29   6  1  201  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
-ODESSA KHOMER 49-2055       74  49  1  200  DREAD EMPIRE (1547)        VITHICAR
 FOG 21-4416                 71  67  0  200  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
 THE BEAST 3-5547            43  57  0  200  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         38  29  0  200  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127     29  24  1  200  DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608)    CIMMERIAC
-CORINA HONORBLADE 11-3301   40  60  2  199  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857)   ARUAK CITY
 AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636        39  26  4  199  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 SIDAHS 77-176               29  16  1  199  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
-MARCO 51-5008               27  14  2  199  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    57  48  1  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PITT 33-4709                50  28  0  198  CAVITY CREEPS II (3949)    NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 B HURLEY 9-4350             40  38  3  198  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
 JIMBY 42-3777               35  29  1  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-MRS. IPPY 60-4766           35  35  0  198  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 SPARAFUCILE 56-1431         51  48  2  196  STAR GUARDIANS (2554)      ROCANIS
-WOOD-LEG DANCER 40-3660     32  19  1  196  CARNIVAL (4316)            ZENSU
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670      98 136  2  195  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE BLOB 11-1730            45  28  0  195  HORROR FILMS (1941)        ARUAK CITY
 ANKLEBITER 22-1163          40  36  3  195  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 KILLER JOE 96-611           30  16  5  195  AVERAGE JOES (3007)        OLD VALAMANTIS
 SERVLET SALLY 82-5895       26  10  0  195  SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402)  DWES EG
 AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941        41  33  6  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 EVERSTORM 69-641            38  36  2  194  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 THE BIG 'E' 9-4474          34  28  0  194  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
 SANDSTORM 56-103            28  11  0  194  DESERT WASTES (1882)       ROCANIS
 DECLAWED CALICO 12-1440     52  54  1  193  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
-PRORIARITY 21-4159          43  31  3  193  SCRAGITARIOUS (3327)       SUNSET
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       34  23  2  193  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 C.O. JONES 29-3626          34  14  0  193  THE GUILD (1531)           LAPUR
-SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         46  47  1  192  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 HEADACHE 60-3300            43  35  0  192  JOKA MASHER! (3570)        ARADI
-VERENDRA 29-3647            27  17  1  192  THE GUILD (1531)           LAPUR
 PUNCH IT 82-1193            26  12  1  192  GORGONITES II (4335)       DWES EG
 JOHN HOLMES 69-7255         48  25  1  191  GIFTED (3978)              CIMMERIAC
-SALAMI GOLEM 58-5579        34  23  0  191  FRIDGE OF DOOM (3367)      DELARQ TOR
 STONEWALL 25-3895           29  26  1  191  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254      42  43  0  190  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 POPE 5-4090                 41  42  2  190  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
-CASSIDY HEALINGANK 11-3707  41  35  0  190  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857)   ARUAK CITY
 IN YOU AGAIN 12-4740        37  27  1  190  LOBOTOMATION (4403)        RIZTAB
-POWERHAUS 35-1911           34  33  1  190  HERO ALLIANCE (1833)       MURSKA
-ISRAEL'S SON 60-5542        26  33  0  190  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 SERAPH 69-5725              20   6  1  190  DEATH REALM (4105)         CIMMERIAC
-BONG 82-1745                10   8  0  190  SHH! HITZ (4540)           DWES EG
-RANDOM 10-3353              68  26  2  189  TERRAPIN STATION (2351)    KOLACT
-MISTY 1-6840                34  24  0  189  HAWKS (3721)               MORDANT
-DR BOERNER 17-5383          24  19  2  189  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 DUSK 38-2887                51  32  0  188  SOUL WARRIORS (1586)       CLIFFHOME
 E AHO LAULA 21-4224         32  17  0  188  FEVER PITCH (3240)         SUNSET
 PEACE 19-4280               22  16  1  188  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   36  43  0  187  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 LANCELOT 25-3794            33  26  1  187  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  30  16  0  187  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035       71  48  0  186  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 LOUANNSALLY 18-4564         37  33  3  186  OUT OF THE HILLS (2808)    TALCAMA
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   36  30  3  186  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         32  26  0  186  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 ARCOS 13-3373               28  47  2  186  EL EQUIDO (3225)           DULLENS
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      38  62 16  185  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 DANGER BOX 60-4963          29  32  0  185  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
-ANGELA SILVERBLADE 11-3370  45  50  0  183  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857)   ARUAK CITY
 FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082      37  19  0  183  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 SUPERIORBOY 71-3640         33  55  1  181  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (4414)  KYR'TERR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-NECROMANCER 15-3037         42  28  1  180  LEAGUE ARCANE (2436)       MALCORN
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     39  23  2  180  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 VELVET VIXEN 9-3275         27  26  0  180  LOST SOULS II (2309)       ZUKAL
 WHISPER 29-1555             57  57  3  179  THE TAKEN (1122)           LAPUR
 ZIN 3-4197                  42  60  0  178  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI
-ANACONDA 31-1255            29  28  0  178  BUSHMASTERS (1323)         CHIMLEVTAL
-KRYTEN 1-6782               43  29  1  177  HAWKS (3721)               MORDANT
-RAK 9-4188                  23   9  1  176  THE NIGHT'S WATCH (3579)   ZUKAL
-OCTAVIUS 9-4084             26  13  1  173  RED FURY (3475)            ZUKAL
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         40  37  2  171  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   29  12  0  171  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 EARTHQUAKE 75-1663          75  51  1  168  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 D'WEASEL ZAPPA 16-4457      23  17  0  168  HELPLESS ANIMALS (54)      WILLAF
-I AM GOD 73-2164            19   9  2  168  ARROGANCE (4491)           ERINIKA
 STILLWATER 25-3762          24  37  0  167  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 ROTTEN 68-8189              18   7  1  167  MY EX WIFE (4181)          FIREHOLD
 BURST 25-3654               30  20  0  166  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-SIMBACK 59-834              47  23  0  165  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 THE PINK RANGER 68-9166     24  13  1  165  SUPERIOR FORCES X (3582)   FIREHOLD
-JEKYLL 27-2082              32  29  1  164  MURDEROUS CROWS (1611)     POINT
 LEITZITH 16-4444            20  18  0  164  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           55  45  0  163  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-RICO 51-5016                22  10  1  163  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 HATSHEPSUT 51-4157          49  59  1  160  CARTOUCHE (3495)           TRICORUS
-SPIDERSILK 29-2878          43  38  0  160  THE TAKEN (1122)           LAPUR
-SOULCATCHER 29-3814         25  11  1  160  THE TAKEN (1122)           LAPUR
 MAGMA 75-2049               58  37  0  159  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 PUNISHING PERSIAN 12-1583   24  30  1  157  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
 GIGANTA 62-3197             30  33  2  156  SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145)  VALAMANTIS
 GLORY 1-6847                37  28  0  155  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
-FLAMESTRIKE 82-3130         20   9  0  153  SIBKO (3841)               DWES EG
 MORELLA 29-3830             21  11  0  152  THE GUILD (1531)           LAPUR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BEAUTIFUL THING 51-3874     39  39  1  148  PANSY DIVISION (3406)      TRICORUS
 VORTEX 75-1870              60  61  0  147  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 CHARLIE 61-2873             43  38  0  147  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
 NICK NITRO 60-4767          29  37  0  146  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 JACOB 10-233                48  60  2  145  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 FRATER PILUM 34-3269        33  32  0  144  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 MAELSTROM 75-2202           39  21  0  143  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 MAGELLAN 59-126             27  21  0  143  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
-PICKY URCHIN 33-3152        26  11  0  143  THE INEPTS (419)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    29  18  3  141  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        27  12  1  141  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             22  10  3  139  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
-ASHON CHANG 11-3677         33  33  2  138  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857)   ARUAK CITY
-PLUTO 50-329                33  17  1  138  MASTER BLASTERS (3542)     SNOWBOUND
 FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953  18   9  0  136  2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        29  12  1  135  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823        16  24  0  134  SMALL SOLDIERS (4543)      DWES EG
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         23  12  1  133  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-SKIANA RAVENWING 11-3663    38  41  0  127  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (2857)   ARUAK CITY
-ASANOWAKA 1-6783            28  43  1  124  HAWKS (3721)               MORDANT
-LIFE SENTANCE 12-2919       36  15  0  123  THE LAWMEN (1397)          RIZTAB
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            16  11  1  123  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 RUTH OF JUDAH 36-5192       25  13  1  122  REVELATIONS (4371)         JHANS
-CANIS BOGO 82-3726          13   2  0  121  R AND D (4544)             DWES EG
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        33  33  0  120  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 TOE-PAZ #2 22-5608          29  20  0  120  ROCK ETTS (2971)           SOLVEN
 FLUFFY 18-7185              24  32  1  117  BURN N' PILLAGE (1459)     TALCAMA
 CULUBRA 10-235              44  57  0  116  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 SEITAN 17-4403              28  26  1  116  KINDRED OF KAOS (2471)     ALJAFIR
 DAMN DOG 17-6242            24  15  1  113  CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY (4596) ALJAFIR
 HOFFA 49-3185               51  72  0  111  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
-THE DUCK 82-12670           19  10  1  111  SUPERIOR FORCES IX (4667)  DWES EG
 PUMMELING PUMA 12-2308      31  23  0  109  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
 MENACING MOUSER 12-3264     25  22  3  109  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
 BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856      25  19  1  108  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
-AFTERBIRTH 10-4277          12   2  0  108  THIRSTY THUGS (3299)       KOLACT
 SMALL CAT 13-4200           38  62  1  106  CARDOW HUNTERS (3697)      DULLENS
 JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810      38  37  1  106  WAY TOO MUCH BEER (4017)   ARUAK CITY
 ZAGNUT 10-4745              29   5  4  105  TERRAPIN STATION (2351)    KOLACT
-YENSI TWOFINGER 78-2292     26  25  1  104  SAND DANCERS (2368)        LIN TIRIAN
 GODIVA 74-2800              19   5  0  103  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
-MADAM BUTTERFLY 21-5158     18  48  1  103  SWORD OPERA (4211)         SUNSET
 MARCINKO 97-961             15   8  4  103  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
-RYRELEE 59-478              21  13  0  102  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            44  42  4  100  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 RYANATOR 33-3462            26  20  0  100  OBSIDIAN HALL (1640)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FREDDY KRUEGER 11-1732      25  18  0  100  HORROR FILMS (1941)        ARUAK CITY
-SHAMPOO 51-4073             24  24  2  100  PANSY DIVISION (3406)      TRICORUS
 MAGENTA 3-5711              35  50  0   99  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         15  53  1   99  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 PEGASUS 6-4161              17  16  1   98  KREWE OF DRUID (4679)      TRANSEL
-SACRED REICH 38-3669        32  20  2   97  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 EASTWOOD 7-4788             26  16  1   97  GUNFIGHTERS (4595)         BONSUR
-SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873     16   5  1   97  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG
-SAM STICKS 82-1758          10   2  0   97  PLAGIARISM (4541)          DWES EG
 THE MISSING LYNX 12-4744    22  16  3   95  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
 COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855     16   5  5   95  FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 JOHN 29-4177                38  46  0   94  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 PINK PANTHER 12-1818        30  36  1   94  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
-STREET SWEEPER 74-2980      21  29  2   94  SAND DANCERS (2198)        DAIYLA KIV
-TY BRINSON 17-5777          22  25  2   93  LO' DOWN (3780)            ALJAFIR
 PUNISHING POUNCER 9-4701    19   6  0   91  ARENA FELINES (4441)       ZUKAL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        22   5  0   90  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
-BETSY 4-5214                20  27  3   90  DOGS OF WAR (3959)         JHELUM
-FARMER'S GIRL 41-3884       20  29  1   90  WANDERERS (4272)           KATI-TEI
-COINSPINNER 65-4495          9   5  0   90  BOOK OF SWORDS (4305)      DAL SHANG
 BRUTAL BURMESE 12-2074      23  21  3   89  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
-BO PEEP 18-7392             25  13  0   88  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
 GOT YOUR TONGUE 12-4818     24  16  1   88  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
 PANTHERA 12-5577            24  11  0   88  ARENA FELINES II (4494)    RIZTAB
 CANDYMAN 11-4271            23  11  0   88  HORROR FILMS (1941)        ARUAK CITY
 KAMIKAZE KITTEN 61-3003     22   8  2   88  ARENA FELINES (4435)       JURINE
 KILLER KARCH 69-5668         9   6  0   88  SAND KINGS (4611)          CIMMERIAC
 TONY THE TIGER 12-5676      17   6  2   87  ARENA FELINES II (4494)    RIZTAB
 ROGERS 59-1609              14   8  0   87  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SSSS 82-14051                7  24  0   87  SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (4619)  DWES EG
 F. TIM 78-2315              20  24  1   86  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      30  17  0   85  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   23   7  1   84  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-VIKING 24-4334              21  18  3   84  SAVAGES (4195)             ZORPUNT
 CAT WOMAN 38-4206           19   5  4   84  ARENA FELINES (4563)       CLIFFHOME
 JACKASS 21-4526             18  15  0   83  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 TAPS 96-841                 11   8  5   83  MUSIC TO KILL BY (4621)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 FAT CAT 38-4257             20   5  1   82  ARENA FELINES (4563)       CLIFFHOME
 KING OF THE JUNGLE 12-3382  19  12  3   82  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
 FRANK 3-5707                35  51  1   81  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 CAT IN THE HAT 12-5571      23  17  2   81  ARENA FELINES II (4494)    RIZTAB
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         24  33  0   80  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-MX 3-6055                   23  11  0   80  THE NUKES (1445)           OSKSI
 ARMSTRONG 59-1291           22  11  1   80  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
 STIMPY 61-3004              22  13  1   79  ARENA FELINES (4435)       JURINE
 HEARSAY 75-2721             18   6  3   79  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 MALT LICKER 7-4919          18  10  1   79  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4719)  BONSUR
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    18  11  0   79  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 WILL DUEL FOR FOOD 7-4827   18   8  0   78  SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710)  BONSUR
-ZIGGY 1-6965                23  14  1   77  HAWKS (3721)               MORDANT
-JUVENAL 29-4351             21  10  4   77  EQUESTORS (1376)           LAPUR
 KUNG-FU KAT 9-4700          20  12  2   77  ARENA FELINES (4441)       ZUKAL
 MARK 5-4088                 31  52  2   75  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SOUR PUSS 12-5572           17   9  0   75  ARENA FELINES II (4494)    RIZTAB
 WHITE LION 33-6331          16   8  1   75  ARENA FELINES (4464)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SCRATCHY 12-3185            26  19  1   74  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
 TROUNCING TORTASHE 33-6332  26  12  0   74  ARENA FELINES (4464)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    16   9  0   74  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-FLOWBEE 12-5154             21  10  0   73  HELL-MART (4462)           RIZTAB
-MIMIC BLENNY 18-7541        20  12  1   73  BIG MEAN FISH (1304)       TALCAMA
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    20  12  0   73  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 FREDDY COUGAR 9-4697        16  12  3   73  ARENA FELINES (4441)       ZUKAL
 MONGO 61-3001               16  12  0   73  ARENA FELINES (4435)       JURINE
 BIG BROTHER 3-5568          40  58  0   72  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-ANGRY WASHINGTON 36-5115    20   9  3   72  5440 OR FIGHT! (3737)      JHANS
-LARCENY 75-2720             20  12  0   72  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 TYBALT 62-3696              14   9  0   72  GRAPHIC VIOLENCE (4691)    VALAMANTIS
-SCUMBAG 60-6174             21   6  2   71  WIMPS OF DEATH (1393)      ARADI
 MORRIS 12-5574              18   6  3   71  ARENA FELINES II (4494)    RIZTAB
 KNIGHT 74-2918              16   9  0   71  SADISTS (4438)             DAIYLA KIV
 BETHUNES 8-4083             22  17  1   70  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 EYE OF THE TIGER 33-6780    17   6  1   70  ARENA FELINES (4464)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          14   7  5   70  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 WETBOX 60-5229              13   7  1   70  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
 BLACKIE 7-4952              19   9  0   69  ARENA FELINES (4486)       BONSUR
-ZEPHYRE 41-3917             19  12  0   69  WANDERERS (4272)           KATI-TEI
 VIAGORILLA 18-7225          18  15  2   69  ANIMAL PHARM (4526)        TALCAMA
 BILL THE CAT 12-5573        16   7  1   69  ARENA FELINES II (4494)    RIZTAB
 SLASHING SIAMESE 12-3050    27  13  3   68  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          17  18  1   68  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 LAWN DART GOALIE 17-6214    18   9  0   66  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 ED 209 5-3955               19  16  3   65  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           18  16  0   65  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-SNEAKER PIMP 38-3517        15   9  0   65  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 TIGER SPLASH 38-4207        22  13  0   64  ARENA FELINES (4563)       CLIFFHOME
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          23  17  0   63  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TIDY CAT 16-4412            19   4  2   63  ARENA FELINES (4379)       WILLAF
 ENDYMION 6-4163             18  16  1   63  KREWE OF DRUID (4679)      TRANSEL
 A-10 33-2563                17  20  1   63  PIG BATTALION (4717)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-IMMINENT DEATH 38-4008      16  15  1   63  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 SOVEREIGN SOLDIER 36-5310   21   9  1   62  REVELATIONS (4371)         JHANS
-SCUMMY 50-1054              20  13  0   62  MASTER BLASTERS (3542)     SNOWBOUND

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223    13  10  0   62  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        17  10  0   61  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PURR-FECT 16-4415           15  12  0   61  ARENA FELINES (4379)       WILLAF
 VICTORY 75-757               9   8  1   61  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
-DUNE 3-6095                 17   9  0   60  SIMPLY DESSERTS (4728)     OSKSI
-SEVEN MARY THREE 38-3580    14   8  2   60  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 DARKSOL 25-4438             16   5  1   57  REVELATIONS (4577)         LYRATILAN
-SUNNY SIDE UP 10-4985       16   8  0   56  SPRINGBORN (3219)          KOLACT
 PLA Y. TEX 60-5662          20  19  1   55  BLOOD RELATED (4344)       ARADI
-P.B. BLASTER 62-3718        16   5  2   55  AS SEEN ON TV (4499)       VALAMANTIS
-THE CURE 38-4085            20  10  0   54  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 WHAT ABOUT BOBCAT? 12-2822  18  14  2   54  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         17  12  1   54  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       25  28  1   52  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     24  59  1   52  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 WEIRD WILLIAM 8-4017        23  24  0   52  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        18  18  0   52  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 TAXES 22-1661               17  15  0   51  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
-SMOOCHY 60-6079             15   6  0   51  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        25  23  1   50  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 FURBALL 61-3002             19  13  3   50  ARENA FELINES (4435)       JURINE
 WHITE CHRISTMAS 82-13930    15   9  2   48  SUPERIOR FORCES B103 (4714 DWES EG
 MANLY MANX 12-4733          18  12  2   47  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
 NEPHRON 30-4147             18  18  1   46  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 UNDEAD SENSEI 15-4340       18  16  0   46  GRAVEYARD GLORY (4362)     MALCORN
 THE SICKNESS 21-5327        15   7  1   46  BLACKEST PRIDE (4033)      SUNSET
 DRY KEG 33-6679             17  23  0   44  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JESS SCOTT SPAID 13-4592    15  10  0   44  ARENA FELINES (4376)       DULLENS
-MERRY DEMENTE 19-3889       16  25  1   43  CARNIVAL (581)             ZUWAYZA
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     18  16  2   39  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FIGHTING FELINE 7-4956      15  20  0   38  ARENA FELINES (4486)       BONSUR
 FLOYD 99-1041                9   2  4   35  NIGHTMARES (4725)          SOUTH RIDGE
 BASHER 99-1063               8   3  3   26  SOLSDEAD2 (4726)           SOUTH RIDGE
 TERRIBLE TABBY 9-4777       17   9  0   24  ARENA FELINES (4441)       ZUKAL
 ODD-EYED TABBY 38-4238      16   7  1   22  ARENA FELINES (4563)       CLIFFHOME
 JONES 14-1283               17  97  4   21  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 SYLVESTER 12-3207           21  23  1   19  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
 CAT A. TONIC 12-5548        14   8  2   15  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Pope -- Please don't excommunicate me! -- C. O. Jones

X-Mas Comes Early -- Um, can you say "spank"?  Well done. -- Rak

Proriarity -- Nice fight, you can take a hell of a beating. -- Arcane

Kryten -- That was fun. -- Kid Fears

Stranger -- A belated welcome back.  I tried to email your AOL address, but it
bounced.  Anyway, good to see you back. -- Manager

Guido -- Welcome back to you as well! -- Manager

Dominator -- Welcome back to yourself as well!  Must be old home week in Talahya. --
Manager

Crazed Goblin -- Good fight, we should try again sometime. -- Taxes

Galen -- I avoided C. Janitor for a good reason, and you are gonna be meeting an
agent of the IRS for an even better reason, I'm a Democrat. -- Al Gore

     Mr. Gore -- That sounds like a bad thing to be.  Does it mean that you are
     affiliated with some particular little principality in eastern Alastari?  Or are
     you from elsewhere? -- Galen, not (thank the gods) a Democrat, but a loyal
     Delarquan

Lord of the Floyds -- Remind me not to offend any floyds in the future. -- Ho-Chan
the Axe

Lancelot -- A good attempt, sir, but my experience sometimes pays off. -- Similde
P.S.  But the skills come so slowly!

Papaya Balrog -- I never did like papaya much.  Now I see why. -- Glory

Jim Pengouin -- How odd.  You didn't LOOK like a flightless bird.  And yet...you did.
Perhaps it's your color scheme? -- Charlie

Mr. Wrinklefree -- Being wrinkle-free means an occasional encounter with an iron, you
know. -- Zin

Nick Nitro -- (surprised look)  Boom! -- Small Cat

Galen -- Acrobatics are all well and good, but I think I sprained my big toe. -- Ho
Chan

     Ho-Chan -- That would account for the lack of significant jumping in today's
     fight. -- Galen

     Drat!  I was hoping to catch Khirza after her fight, but she and her teammate
     didn't hang around to do any personals.  They've probably hurried back to the
     dock.  Maybe I can catch them there....

18 July 2003
To All Managers -- I would like to take this time to announce that my alliance, The
Association, is no more.  Due to the dead weight managers of the alliance and their
lack of participation, DarkSpirit and I have formed a new alliance:  The Firm.  We
have taken on two members so far and are looking for a few more.  If you would like
to find out more about The Firm, you can diplo Dark Spirit, Unknowns XX in arena 15
or myself, Sungod, Sadists F2FII in arena 62.
                               --*  The Firm *--
                    Sungod -- Sadists F2FII -- 62
                    Dark Spirit -- Unknowns XX -- 15
                    Youngblood -- Wensinwasin -- 43
                    Tripwire -- Of Wolf and Man -- 1

26 July 2003
     Citizens of Alastari, a bright dawn has risen.  While you slept, a pernicious
force has entered the once-fair City of Aruak.  It fought alongside their treasured
warriors, it drank with their fans, and it slept with their women.  Now the masks are
coming off.
     Warriors, be afraid...be very afraid.  After years of Andorian managers ranting
that Aruak is the safest city in Alastari, the Frothingslosh Syndicate has selected
Aruak City as the home for its next epic 'contest'--Murder by Numbers II.  Our spies
have selected the warriors for extermination, and the executioners have had several
months to prepare.  Now a new age of darkness will descend upon Aruak, as the
Syndicate and its allies bring an entirely new level of competition to the arena!
Downchallenges!  Assassinations!  Small poodles as hors d'oeuvres!
     The Murder by Numbers II 'rules' will be announced next cycle.  However, we
invite all managers, from all corners of Alastari, to come to Aruak City and take
part...in one way or another.  Help defend the honor of a long heralded haven for the
pure, or join the forces of change in their siege of the ice-cream and cake
stronghold of the Dukes of Nerf-Dueling!
     This exercise is not for either the faint of heart or the weak willed.  Blood
will flow, brains will leak, and beer will be chugged.  Either way, we welcome you
with open arms and gleaming blades.
     This public service announcement has been brought to you by Frothingslosh Epic
Contests (tm), the number 86, and the letter 'K'.

The Frothingslosh Syndicate

29 July 2003
           *     *     *     *The Third Annual Turf War*     *     *     *
     Yes, it's time again for alliances to go to war!  TW3 will be held in DM 47
(North Fork) at a date to be  specified later--right after Crip's Incomprehensible
Contest is over...but I'm sure everyone wants to get their teams there soon!  Here
are the rules:

1.  Each alliance must have a leader declare the arrival of his alliance.  The leader
    will be responsible for verifying any and all teams/managers who declare to the
    alliance he/she is leading.
2.  Each manager, team declaring for the contest must have approval of the leader,
    donate one Roll-up Certificate ($5) to the prize pot (send it to me by diplo, by
    snail, or a note to customer service), and declare his/her team by diplo, p-ad or
    snail.
3.  Each team may declare one warrior as champion.  All points scored by a champ are
    double!
4.  Prizes are as follows (mostly...there WILL be some things added as the prize pot
    grows with entry donations--this list is not final!)
    *  Highest scoring alliance -- Rename Arena 47 for a period of 6 months, one half
       of the total prize pot donated; roll-up certs.
    *  The Alliance with the most returns from the DA will get to re-name the DA
       monsters for a period of 6 months.
    *  The alliance with the most warriors listed as style masters will get to pick
       the Alastari city/arena to host the next Grand Tournament.
    *  The warrior with the most front page honors/awards will have the Arenamaster
       named after him for a period of 6 months.
    *  The Alliance with the most front page Honors/Awards will have the honor of
        picking the *slow* arena to host the Fifth Annual Turf War.
    *  The team with the most listings as Style Master will find out the favorites of
       one of their warriors.
    *  The warrior with the most listings as Style Master will fight at my expense
       for five turns (I will transfer to the manager's account).
    *  The Alliance with the most kills will be able to re-name the stand-in warriors
       for a period of 6 months.
    *  The warrior that scores the most total points will fight at my expense for 5
       turns (I will transfer $7.50 to the manager's account).
    *  The team that scores the most total points will receive an extra share of
       roll-up certs from the prize pot.
     There may be more categories to come, and the prize pot still has to be
divided...I'm open to category/prize ideas--and further donations to the prize pot.
     The contest will run for *TEN* turns; prizes will be awarded at the end of the
11th turn.
     Scoring will be as follows:
* 5 points per fight, doubled for each of the following conditions met:
     -- Two Alliance     -- Champion
     -- Challenge        -- Two Champions
     -- Bloodfeud        -- Challenger losing
     -- Kill
     (Note:  DA losses are exempt, but DA wins will be *tripled*!!!  Ex:  Happy
Slasher goes to the DA and dies, no points are lost.  If he wins, his team scores 60
points!  If he was a champ, he scores 120 points!)
     Use the following chart to calculate scores:
Conditions Met:       0     1     2     3     4     5     6     7
Points Per Fight:     5    10    20    40    80   160   320   640
* Awards/Honors and Style Masters will each be awarded points also.  Find the total
number of each (do note add Awards and Style Masters together) and consult the graph
below.  Champs that score an award or style master count as two.
     1 --   5      7 --  320
     2 --  10      8 --  640
     3 --  20      9 -- 1280
     4 --  40     10 -- 2560
     5 --  80     11 -- 5280
     6 -- 100     (x2 for each extra)
Note -- These categories *count as "triple"*--they will be figured for each team,
*AND* again for each alliance *as well as* for each warrior!
*  Each and every mention in the Spy Report is worth 5 points...period.
*  TVs will be scored on the same scale as Awards/Style Masters, but the total points
will be x10.  TC's will be scored as TV's, but x10 more.
Number of TV/TC's          Points Scored (TV/TC)
     1      50/ 500
     2     100/1000
     3     200/2000
     4     400/4000
     +     x2/ x2 (for each extra)
     Each alliance will start with 5000 points, scores for *fights* will be added to
the winner's total *AND* deducted from the losers.
     Come  one and all, defend your turf and the honor of your alliance...or your
own!
                    Asmo Dius, TCB
                    Arenas, DM 47, DM 73

1 August 2003
     Assurnasirbanipal invites you to Talcama to participate in the third BATTLE
ROYAL contest.  It is a Delarquan contest so brutal that even some of Talcama's most
notable managers will refuse to participate.  The rules are simpler than any other
contest:  You may not avoid any other contest team.  There are no silly rules for who
can and can't compete.  Any team in Talcama is eligible to compete.  The scoring is
also quite simple (+1 for a win, +1 for a kill (+1 for the win), -1 for a loss) and
the first team to reach 25 points is the winner.
     Scoring will be live--the results for the turn posted in the newsletter.  The
winner will be able to fight their contest team in Talcama for free for 6 months but
more importantly will win a contest against some of the best managers who play the
game in one of the hardest contests in the game.
     First turn for BATTLE ROYAL 3 is Talcama Turn 465, which is due August 30.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MOE viciously subdued TICKLE ME HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
GOOD OL' HERB demolished TY DEL-WAVE in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
COMFORTABLY NUMB unbelievably bested KILLER KARCH in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
WHITE CHRISTMAS was overpowered by TYBALT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
B HURLEY was vanquished by SANYO in a exciting 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ASEROTH handily defeated SERVLET SALLY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
LEATHER REBEL vanquished JOHN HOLMES in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
C LAETTNER was outwaited by SIR VIVOR in a popular 8 minute Challenge duel.
PLAYDO GOLEM overpowered FRERE MAIN ROUJ in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
THE BIG 'E' was demolished by RIGOR MORTIS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ARCANE handily defeated JUST A JOB TO DO in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
PEACE was savagely defeated by SIMILDE in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
PUNCH IT was vanquished by RIGOR MORTIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
STONEWALL was handily defeated by PEEG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
LANCELOT was overpowered by NEFERTARI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LEITZITH was overpowered by PAPAYA BALROG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
THE BISMARCK devastated SEITAN in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge contest.
BURST vanquished VORTEX in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
STILLWATER vanquished JACOB in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
D'WEASEL ZAPPA savagely defeated HATSHEPSUT in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
ZAGNUT savagely defeated MAGENTA in a action packed 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
GODIVA overpowered F. TIM in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge match.
JACKASS viciously subdued BIG BROTHER in a action packed 4 minute Challenge bout.
IN THE PIG! was handily defeated by JAMES FLETCHER in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
TAXES overpowered JONES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TAPS defeated MARK in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge match.
SSSS savagely defeated KNIGHT in a exciting 4 minute gory Challenge bout.
VIAGORILLA handily defeated UNDEAD SENSEI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
J.J. PARRODOTE viciously subdued DECLAWED CALICO in a 2 minute bloody fight.
X-MAS COMES EARLY savagely defeated THE BLOB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
DOMINO was viciously subdued by GLACIER in a exciting 8 minute brutal fight.
LORD OF THE FLOYDS overcame PISTOL in a action packed 1 minute match.
BOUNCY BOTTOM overpowered IN YOU AGAIN in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven bout.
E AHO LAULA was demolished by F-ARUBA in a 1 minute uneven competition.
FOG was savagely defeated by NEOPHYTE in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
FIREHEART vanquished POPE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
D. FILER was overcome by CRIP in a 2 minute duel.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK handily defeated AFROSLEAZIAC in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE CREEPER handily defeated BLACK ORC in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
C.O. JONES was demolished by 5-STAR RATING in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
CARPET BURN overpowered WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JEJUNE FLAMINGO overpowered BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
KILLER JOE was vanquished by CHESTER CHEETAH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SID handily defeated ARCOS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GORDON subdued BLOODSTONE in a popular 2 minute fight.
THE CAT'S MEOW overcame JIMBY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal contest.
KID FEARS outwaited THE BEAST in a exciting 8 minute battle.
W. AXL ROSE devastated VELVET VIXEN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
COUCH POTATO subdued ANKLEBITER in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody battle.
ROPER beat SPOTTED PONY in a action packed 1 minute bloody bout.
WHISPER was overpowered by AFGHAN REBEL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
BELLADONNA devastated WOBBLENUT in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
MAGMA was demolished by GUAVA NICE DAY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
EARTHQUAKE was handily defeated by SIDAHS in a popular 1 minute mismatched bout.
SANDSTORM was beaten by UNBRIDLED in a 2 minute brawl.
HO-CHAN THE AXE luckily beat ROTTEN in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
ROAD TO DAKAR was narrowly defeated by KHIRZA in a popular 6 minute gory fight.
SPARAFUCILE vanquished GIGANTA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
EVERSTORM was demolished by BED-WETTING FREAK in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
DUSK was overpowered by GRASS MUNCH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD viciously subdued DANGER BOX in a exciting 1 minute brutal bout.
LOUANNSALLY was beaten by DROOLING GOOBER in a popular 1 minute fight.
BIG STRONG MAN was overpowered by BELIAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl.
HEADACHE beat MEADOW VOLE in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
THE EXPLOITER subdued YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 2 minute duel.
PITT bested CHOKING CHICKEN in a popular 3 minute battle.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE overpowered PUNISHING PERSIAN in a 2 minute uneven duel.
SERAPH demolished GLORY in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
FRATER PILUM was viciously subdued by MORELLA in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
SUPERIORBOY demolished AUDIE MURPHY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
ZIN demolished FLUFFY in a exciting 2 minute mismatched bout.
FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY devastated CULUBRA in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
THE PINK RANGER overpowered MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 1 minute uneven match.
YELLOWJACKET demolished TOE-PAZ #2 in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
PEGASUS was subdued by BAWDY BUZZ BUD in a action packed 1 minute bout.
PUMMELING PUMA was vanquished by CHARLIE in a action packed 2 minute uneven match.
GRAY WIND vanquished EASTWOOD in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
NICK NITRO devastated SMALL CAT in a 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
JIM PENGOUIN was overpowered by TIMMAAAY in a popular 1 minute uneven competition.
DAMN DOG beat PINK PANTHER in a popular 1 minute bout.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by RUTH OF JUDAH in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
MAGELLAN savagely defeated RYANATOR in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gruesome duel.
MAELSTROM was overpowered by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
MARCINKO savagely defeated ROMUALD B TUNE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
MENACING MOUSER vanquished ARMSTRONG in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX lost to RIFF-RAFF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
COOKIE SNORT was demolished by PUNISHING POUNCER in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
SUDSY DEODORANT was vanquished by BLACKIE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
SWINGDADDY-O was defeated by STIMPY in a 2 minute competition.
FAT CAT handily defeated ENDYMION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
ODD-EYED TABBY was beaten by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a action packed 1 minute contest.
TIGER SPLASH was viciously subdued by HEARSAY in a popular 5 minute gory fight.
CAT WOMAN overpowered LEMON DROP in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SOVEREIGN SOLDIER was demolished by TONY THE TIGER in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
ROGERS vanquished ED 209 in a 1 minute uneven duel.
EYE OF THE TIGER overpowered CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DRY KEG was overpowered by TIDY CAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
WETBOX devastated MANLY MANX in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TROUNCING TORTASHELL was viciously subdued by JOHN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
PLA Y. TEX was demolished by SOUR PUSS in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
WHITE LION overpowered THE SICKNESS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
MONGO handily defeated FURTIVE RETURNS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FURBALL was devastated by H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
KAMIKAZE KITTEN vanquished ALVIN YORK in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
A-10 was subdued by KUNG-FU KAT in a exciting 5 minute gory contest.
NEPHRON was beaten by DARKSOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
WIMPY WIND was unbelievably bested by PANTHERA in a exciting 2 minute brutal brawl.
AXIS OF EVIL unbelievably bested CAT IN THE HAT in a exciting 2 minute competition.
CEREBRAL JANITOR handily defeated FIGHTING FELINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DUCK RUBBER was beaten by CANDYMAN in a 2 minute bout.
LAWN DART GOALIE was defeated by MALT LICKER in a popular 1 minute fight.
COL SALOMON was subdued by BILL THE CAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
PURR-FECT demolished BASHER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
JESS SCOTT SPAID handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
VICTORY was subdued by SLASHING SIAMESE in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
MORRIS overpowered WEIRD WILLIAM in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CAT A. TONIC was overpowered by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GOT YOUR TONGUE narrowly defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a action packed 5 minute struggle.
THE MISSING LYNX demolished BETHUNES in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
S. MARY ROSE was overpowered by FREDDY COUGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KING OF THE JUNGLE overcame FRATSFA SLAVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
SYLVESTER was demolished by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
SCRATCHY overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WHAT ABOUT BOBCAT? was overcome by FRANK in a action packed 3 minute duel.
BRUTAL BURMESE overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a action packed 1 minute uneven contest.
FREDDY KRUEGER handily defeated MARK OF THE BEAST in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TERRIBLE TABBY lost to THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute struggle.
FLOYD was handily defeated by WILL DUEL FOR FOOD in a 3 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  62         PARRY-RIPOSTE     38 -  27 -  1      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 42         LUNGING ATTACK   343 - 279 -  4      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 31         SLASHING ATTACK  187 - 154 -  2      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   31         STRIKING ATTACK   76 -  75 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     23         WALL OF STEEL    125 - 134 -  2      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                      21         PARRY-STRIKE      29 -  33 -  1      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         BASHING ATTACK    35 -  40 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     11         TOTAL PARRY       78 - 107 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         AIMED BLOW        66 -  91 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       52 -  86 -  0      38  |

Turn 443 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  0     WALL OF STEEL     15 - 16         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   19 - 12     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         3  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    34 - 28     TOTAL PARRY        9 - 14         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     8 -  7     AIMED BLOW         8 - 13         1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK   22 - 20     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  9         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ASEROTH 71-2821            34  15  0  246 THE LAST STRAW V (4420)
SLASHING ATTACK  NEFERTARI 51-3853          75  40  1  317 CARTOUCHE (3495)
WALL OF STEEL    SANYO 74-2838              47  21  0  301 CORPS (3405)
BASHING ATTACK   GLACIER 75-2046            57  35  2  254 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
TOTAL PARRY      SIR VIVOR 10-4065          67  32  0  249 SIR AGLIO (2079)
PARRY-STRIKE     RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651        56  48  3  244 LOST SOULS II (2818)
AIMED BLOW       GORDON 36-4536             40  12  0  226 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)
PARRY-LUNGE      MOE 82-52                  26   9  1  226 SUPERIOR 5K (4538)
STRIKING ATTACK  CHESTER CHEETAH 12-1552    56  36  1  219 ARENA FELINES (1060)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SIMILDE 51-4248            43  81  0  219 DARK HORSEMEN (4217)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was C LAETTNER 9-4353.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAGELLAN 
59-126, GLACIER 75-2046, THE BEAST 3-5547, SIMILDE 51-4248, ANKLEBITER 22-1163, 
KHIRZA 7-1862, SSSS 82-14051, X-MAS COMES EARLY 17-4290, NEOPHYTE 3-5573, and KUNG-FU 
KAT 9-4700.

The least popular fighter this week was MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were S. MARY ROSE 78-2313, BETHUNES 8-4083, WEIRD WILLIAM 
8-4017, BASHER 99-1063, FIGHTING FELINE 7-4956, ALVIN YORK 3-6156, CRAZED GOBLIN 
82-9051, ED 209 5-3955, SOVEREIGN SOLDIER 36-5310, and LEMON DROP 33-6685.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  2 0  TI(23)               2  0 0  ILLIS(59)            2  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             6  5 0  LYRATILAN(25)        3  2 0  ARADI(60)            4  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  JURINE(61)           4  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  3 0  MORYA(28)            0  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       3  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  2 0  LAPUR(29)            5  4 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            6  2 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  3 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  5 0  
ZUKAL(9)             4  6 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  SENTERN(70)          2  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  2 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  4  5 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  1 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  2 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       2  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)          17 10 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  5 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  2 0  JHANS(36)            2  1 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         2  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         2  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       2  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  3 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           4  1 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          3  4 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          3  4 0  RODEKI(42)           0  6 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3 10 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  3 0  TRICORUS(51)         3  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  2 0  
SOLVEN(22)           4  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GLORY 1-6847                37  28  0  155  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          31  19  0  236  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651         56  48  3  244  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 41  42  2  190  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            16  11  1  123  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 FIREHEART 7-1741            80 109  1  241  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082      37  19  0  183  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 BOUNCY BOTTOM 9-4393        56  30  2  270  UNRELATED (3947)           ZUKAL
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           67  32  0  249  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 THE BLOB 11-1730            45  28  0  195  HORROR FILMS (1941)        ARUAK CITY
 SID 12-3449                 49  36  0  231  VICIOUS VANDALS (3712)     RIZTAB
 ARCOS 13-3373               28  47  2  186  EL EQUIDO (3225)           DULLENS
 JONES 14-1283               17  97  4   21  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 UNBRIDLED 15-3923           37  19  1  209  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 D'WEASEL ZAPPA 16-4457      23  17  0  168  HELPLESS ANIMALS (54)      WILLAF
 X-MAS COMES EARLY 17-4290   47  38  1  230  MINIONS OF MILO (2487)     ALJAFIR
 GRASS MUNCH 18-3971         66  46  0  223  MEET MY MOOSE (2540)       TALCAMA
 LORD OF THE FLOYDS 19-3638  30   2  1  239  THE GUARDIANS (774)        ZUWAYZA
 FOG 21-4416                 71  67  0  200  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
 THE EXPLOITER 22-1226       42  30  1  203  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  41  25  0  209  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 STONEWALL 25-3895           29  26  1  191  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    42  25  0  249  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      30  17  0   85  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 THE CREEPER 29-2738         66  38  2  254  THE TAKEN (1122)           LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             18  18  1   46  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 5-STAR RATING 31-4264       28   7  0  220  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          30  28  1  202  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 PLAYDO GOLEM 33-4567        40  38  0  214  CAVITY CREEPS II (3949)    NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FRATER PILUM 34-3269        33  32  0  144  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         40  37  2  171  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              40  12  0  226  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254      42  43  0  190  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 DUSK 38-2887                51  32  0  188  SOUL WARRIORS (1586)       CLIFFHOME
 KID FEARS 40-2867           50  31  0  226  MURDER BY MUSIC II (3211)  ZENSU
 JIMBY 42-3777               35  29  1  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PEEG 43-2613               120 118  3  290  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 HOFFA 49-3185               51  72  0  111  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 NEFERTARI 51-3853           75  40  1  317  CARTOUCHE (3495)           TRICORUS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPARAFUCILE 56-1431         51  48  2  196  STAR GUARDIANS (2554)      ROCANIS
 MAGELLAN 59-126             27  21  0  143  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
 LEATHER REBEL 60-5400       45  28  1  221  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 CHARLIE 61-2873             43  38  0  147  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  30  16  0  187  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 PISTOL 65-6205              38  29  1  203  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 ROTTEN 68-8189              18   7  1  167  MY EX WIFE (4181)          FIREHOLD
 TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127     29  24  1  200  DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608)    CIMMERIAC
 CRIP 70-3540                61  43  1  220  THE PLUG UGLIES (2644)     SENTERN
 ASEROTH 71-2821             34  15  0  246  THE LAST STRAW V (4420)    KYR'TERR
 SANYO 74-2838               47  21  0  301  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
 GLACIER 75-2046             57  35  2  254  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 RIGOR MORTIS 76-1108        28   8  0  222  THE UNDERWORLD (2956)      SIMTAKKA
 GOOD OL' HERB 77-2647       45  35  1  211  SUPERIOR FORCES 2Q (4286)  MAZGOURRAH
 F. TIM 78-2315              20  24  1   86  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 MOE 82-52                   26   9  1  226  SUPERIOR 5K (4538)         DWES EG
 KILLER JOE 96-611           30  16  5  195  AVERAGE JOES (3007)        OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             15   8  4  103  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             22  10  3  139  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
 FLOYD 99-1041                9   2  4   35  NIGHTMARES (4725)          SOUTH RIDGE