ADVANCED DUELMASTERS
Date : 10/14/2003 Duedate: 10/27/2003
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-448
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 OBSIDIAN HAL 33/1640 6 2 1 75.0 LOST SOULS II 4/2818
2 SIMPLY DESSER 3/4728 3 1 0 75.0 OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808
3 PIMPS 9/4318 16 6 0 72.7 LOST SOULS II 9/2309
LAME ALLIANCES 74/4747 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744
HARM NONE 82/4757 17 RED FURY 9/3475 502 393 2 56.1
ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321 SOUL WARRIORS 38/1586
DEADLY ATTACKS II 82/4758 THE TAKEN 29/1122
ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309 18 BLOOD RELATE 60/4344 178 141 2 55.8
4 ALL FINESSE 38/4746 8 3 0 72.7 CAVITY CREEPS II 33/3949
FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709 19 I AM SUCK 82/4760 285 234 5 54.9
5 MIKE'S INK 62/4677 328 185 5 63.9 WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170
THEIVES GUILD 61/4328 WAY TOO MUCH BEER 2 82/4649
THIEVES GUILD 60/4312 WAY TOO MUCH BEER 11/4017
BLOOD & IRON 40/3442 GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763
MY ROCK BAND 60/3110 ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632
THE PEOPLE 82/4137 20 THE PLUG UGL 70/2644 100 82 2 54.9
6 SAND KINGS 69/4611 672 386 8 63.5 MINIONS OF MILO 17/2487
DEATH REALM 69/4105 CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY 17/4596
THE MOTHERSHIP II 19/3104 21 FRUIT PUPPET 37/2520 243 204 1 54.4
FRIDGE OF DOOM 58/3367 MEET MY MOOSE 18/2540
TERRAPIN STATION 10/2351 22 BLADES OF MIS 4/3793 486 423 4 53.5
LEAGUE ARCANE 15/2436 23 NUMBERS GAME 31/4642 169 150 0 53.0
MUSIC TO KILL BY 96/4621 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622
7 EVENGATE 21/3909 674 403 7 62.6 CAMERON CRAZIES 9/3908
STAR GUARDIANS 56/2554 PLACES TO GO 51/4178
8 EXACTLY! 35/4443 121 74 1 62.1 METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862
9-THE GUILD 29/1531 770 471 9 62.0 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488
THE NIGHT'S WATCH 9/3579 24 SPECIAL ED 17/4525 171 152 0 52.9
MURDER BY MUSIC II 40/3211 AVERAGE JOES 96/3007
DREAD EMPIRE 49/1547 SPECIAL ED 23/2722
MURDER BY MUSIC 25/2921 KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471
10 CORPS 74/3405 2423 1547 43 61.0 25-THE NOVICES 2/4097 863 774 9 52.7
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 26 GORMENGHAST 69/4514 251 225 1 52.7
UNRELATED 9/3947 HELPLESS ANIMALS 16/54
NASTY MOB 21/4730 ANIMAL PHARM 18/4526
BOY O'S 51/4027 LOBOTOMATION 12/4403
BABES 36/3876 27 SIR AGLIO 10/2079 865 786 10 52.4
11 DESERT WASTE 56/1882 14 9 0 60.9 JOKA MASHER! 60/3570
12-LUROCIANS XI 74/4674 6 4 0 60.0 JOKA MASHER 82/3791
LUROCIANS XII 82/4655 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
13 KA-POW! 15/3970 1104 763 12 59.1 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 28 ROCK ETTS 22/2971 186 170 2 52.2
GIFTED GODS 16/4754 29 CARTOUCHE 51/3495 267 245 5 52.1
14 REVELATIONS 25/4577 15 11 0 57.7 ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583
REVELATIONS 36/4371 ARSENIC & OLD MACE 76/3499
15 D.O.A. 71/4770 1466 1083 14 57.5 FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331
BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305 30 SIBKO 82/3841 1440 1333 17 51.9
THE GUARDIANS 19/774 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647
MY EX WIFE 68/4181 THE LAST STRAW V 71/4420
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 NO MORE TEARS 82/4773
STOOPID MOVIES 82/4759 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
MY HEROES! 82/4199 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
16 WORKING MEN 63/4752 845 659 13 56.2 BOXES 60/4147
PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987 ODD SQUAD 69/4769
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
31 KREWE OF DRUI 6/4679 20 19 0 51.3 ERRATA 25/3564
32 PARTY ANIMALS 5/4766 182 178 1 50.6 EL EQUIDO 13/3225
33 ENIGMA 62/4768 114 112 0 50.4 TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704
TECHNOLOGY 5/1778 52 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 91 124 0 42.3
ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175 PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391
82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384 THE PENTARCHY 28/4604
34 FEVER PITCH 21/3240 674 670 5 50.1 THE PENTARCHY 34/4406
DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608 53-BLADE ZEN 74/4492 26 36 0 41.9
WISH YOU WERE BEER 7/4719 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875
WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433 DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706
35 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 535 532 4 50.1 54-SLYTHERIN HO 74/4748 35 51 1 40.7
DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/4670 55 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 459 694 5 39.8
SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q 82/4402 LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197
SUPERIOR FORCES 2Q 77/4286 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
SUPERIOR FORCES IX 82/4667 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 82/4697 WILD KINGDOM 35/4193
SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/3582 LEGENDS OF TKE 70/4190
SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145 MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756
SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 71/4414 56 SADISTS 74/4438 5 8 0 38.5
SUPERIOR FORCES 4I 65/4692 SADISTS F2F 61/4739
SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571 57 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397 16 26 0 38.1
36 SUNNYLAND 40/4767 14 14 0 50.0 58-HAWKS 1/3721 65 107 1 37.8
1988 DODGERS 74/4753 59-RELENTLESS 9/135 23 41 0 35.9
37 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680 10 10 1 50.0 60 THE EXPLORER 59/2235 13 24 0 35.1
CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734 PIG BATTALION 33/4717
38 BURN N' PILL 18/1459 8 8 0 50.0 61 MEN 29/4412 542 1005 11 35.0
39 4-LETTER EPI 82/4761 83 88 1 48.5 TALES 43/2584
4-LETTER FLUIDS 82/4762 JOHNS 5/3510
4-LETTER DESCRIPTION 82/4764 STORIES 49/2835
WHY WE LOVE TUM 82/4755 HABIT 78/4547
40 GRAVEYARD GL 15/4362 437 466 5 48.4 MIKES 14/3982
41 SONS OF SATAN 21/69 36 40 0 47.4 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706 62 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 7 13 0 35.0
42 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 186 214 3 46.5 63 ADDICTED 3/4765 3 6 0 33.3
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 DIABLO ALSO 24/4740
43 CARNIVAL 40/4316 390 465 2 45.6 SANDS OF TIME 38/4666
44 GIFTED 69/3978 722 872 8 45.3 64 SAND DANCERS 75/2258 401 871 4 31.5
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767
45 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 680 822 8 45.3 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697
46-LIQUOR CABINE 7/4518 203 247 2 45.1 65 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 40 91 0 30.5
SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT 7/4710 66-PROJECT DARK 4/4742 110 254 1 30.2
47 THE WARRIORS 10/438 17 21 1 44.7 67 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507 4 16 0 20.0
48 SCARLET KNIG 11/4372 46 59 0 43.8 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
49 LEGALESE 75/4658 100 129 3 43.7 68 STORM WARNIN 21/4751 2 8 0 20.0
GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595 69 WENSINWASIN 15/4772 2 0 0 100
THE REPUBLICANS 22/114 WENSINWASIN L.K. 10/4771
50 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 237 312 1 43.2 70-UNTOUCHABLES 18/3633 1 1 0 50.0
51-BIRDS 41/4735 114 153 1 42.7 71-WHEN DOGMA F 33/4750 1 1 0 50.0
THE OFFENDERS 17/1987 72-MEGAWARRIORS 10/2200 0 2 0 0.0
RESCUE 77/3887 73-DELTA DOOM 17/4745 0 1 0 0.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Tides of Magic #14 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
Not Talahya:
The Ghean gladiators once again positioned themselves for combat, spreading out
enough that each warrior should have room to act independently. The lizard man,
Thristle, took the leading position on the path, with the others fanned out to the
sides where the ground was flat and clear enough.
The mist roiled and disgorged the Ardaunar.
There were half a dozen of them, in scale-mail and helms, armed with short,
straight swords. Like Thristle, they were humanoid but not human. Unlike Thristle,
they were not reptilian.
"Narsh Uttur?" Carris Fallstar asked, remembering a few of the werewolves of
Lyratilan that he'd met on the Isle.
"They certainly smell like wolves," Rogan answered with a grimace.
"The teeth that bite," Scarlatti agreed, eyeing the fanged snouts uneasily.
"The claws that rend. I shudder to think of fighting them," he added, shuddering
conspicuously. His sword was steady in his hand.
Moonjumper, beside him, laughed.
At that sound, the Ardaunar reared back, exchanging uneasy glances. They
weren't used to being laughed at. The hesitation was brief, however. The one in the
center of the pack stepped forward and began a long...well, it was probably a
harangue. In the growly voice of the creature, it was hard to tell if it was
boastful, hostile, or emotionally neutral.
Thristle broke in on the speech with one of his own, all whistles and chirps and
hissing sounds.
The leading Ardaunar made a 'cut it off' gesture and spoke, with difficulty, in
the local version of Isle cant. "Thizz ourr path. You getd off, grrovel, and we
notd kill."
"No," Carris said, stepping up beside Thristle. "Grovel for a pack of mangy
curs? We will not."
The leading Ardaunar howled fury and lunged forward, his companions close
behind. Contrary to the gladiators' expectations, they did not each engage one enemy
but concentrated at one end of the line, where Moonjumper and Scarlatti held down the
right. It was quickly obvious that the Ardaunar were used to fighting as a unit,
rather than one-on-one. They stayed together, covered each other's flanks, moved
forward and back so that each got a chance to rest when the battle was hottest.
The gladiators changed their own half-formed plan and moved to encircle the
compact group of opponents. Each gladiator picked one of the dog-men and tried to
entice him out to where he could be fought in the way they were used to. A futile
effort, as the Ardaunar wouldn't break their pack; it was their strength, and they
knew it.
"This isn't working," Carris said, disgusted. He spoke Fratsfan rather than
Isle cant and hoped that the two Free Blades warriors would understand it well
enough--and the dogs not at all. "Thristle was right, we've got to fight as a team.
And we've got to break them up. So, Rogan, Scarlatti, work with me, we'll split this
pack in two. Moonjumper, you and Thristle keep them distracted so they won't guess
what we're up to until it's too late."
"What about me?" Fizban asked.
"You're no warrior," the elf said bluntly. "Do you have any spells that can
help here?"
"At such close quarters with risk to my own side, and without preparation...."
The old wizard shrugged, looking embarrassed.
"That's what I thought. Stay out of the way, then." Carris disengaged from the
Ardaunar he was fencing with. "We act...NOW." He lunged.
Rogan and Scarlatti fell in on either side of him and a little behind, making a
wedge to split the pack. The Ardaunar howled, and one went down from Carris's
initial lunge-and-thrust. No way, no time to tell if the blow was fatal, but the dog
was out of the fight. The others howled and drew back a little, trying to reform
their tight group. The wedge of gladiators forced itself deeper, and there was
another howl as Moonjumper and Thristle attacked on the flank. Two of the Ardaunar
grabbed their fallen comrade, and they all began to back away.
"This is the most dangerous moment," Thristle warned. "They will retreat if we
allow them to do so, but if the attack is pressed, they will fight, and more fiercely
for being desperate."
"We don't need to drive home this victory," Fizban urged behind them. "We don't
need bitter enemies here in this strange place!"
"I'd like to see a clear surrender," Carris Fallstar growled.
"Ah, let 'em go," Scarlatti muttered. "We whipped 'em, and they know it. We've
got other things to do."
"A place to rest," Fizban agreed with a small groan. Age got no easier to bear
with experience.
"Food," added Scarlatti.
"And most of all, information," Carris Fallstar finished.
"I will take you to the compound of my team," Thristle said. "You will be able
to rest and refresh yourselves, and our managers will doubtless bend their minds to
solving your problems. This routing of the Ardaunar," he gestured at the patch of
blood on the walkway, "is perhaps a small thing, but it will amuse my comrades and
dispose them to be helpful. Come."
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
My friends,
It was all pretty simple and straightforward this cycle...except down in the
Grand Initiates, but we'll get to that. Our most avoided guild was the Republicans
et al, ranked 49th in the team list, avoided by Special Ed, ranked 24th.
There was one death: GLACIER (75-2046) (59-37-2,187) of FORCE OF NATURE fought
POPE (5-4090) (42-45-2,191) of JOHNS. GLACIER assassinated POPE in a 1 minute
mismatched fight. Contrary to what you might think from the name, Glacier is a
basher, in fact our top-ranked basher this cycle. A spray of dried lilies was sent
to Pope, to remind him to be more careful.
Talahya saw five (5) TV challenge fights, more than Darkholm:
BELIAL (7-3838) (91-68-2,247) of WICKED MARTYRS TV challenged BOUNCY BOTTOM
(9-4393) (60-30-3,392) of UNRELATED. Top Aimed Blow BELIAL was viciously subdued by
lunger BOUNCY BOTTOM in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
GOOD OL' HERB (77-2647) (49-35-1,274) of SUPERIOR FORCES 2Q TV challenged
THE CREEPER (29-2738) (69-38-2,300) of THE TAKEN. GOOD OL' HERB demolished THE
CREEPER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
RUTH OF JUDAH (36-5192) (26-16-1,104) of REVELATIONS TV challenged GIGANTA
(62-3197) (30-37-2,135) of SUPERIOR FORCES IQ. RUTH OF JUDAH was vanquished by
GIGANTA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
STONE KILLER (21-5245) (21-7-1,103) of NASTY MOB TV challenged SLAP HAPPY
(60-6031) (19-25-0,104) of BUMS 'R' US. STONE KILLER overpowered SLAP HAPPY in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TAPS (96-841) (14-9-5,98) of MUSIC TO KILL BY TV challenged JONES (14-1283)
(18-100-4,40) of MIKES. TAPS devastated JONES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge
duel.
As usual, our overall popularity leader remains Ho-Chan the Axe. HO-CHAN THE
AXE (75-670) (99-139-2,199) of SAND DANCERS fought DARK CHAMPION (100-24) (0-0-0,200)
of Arena Stand-Ins. HO-CHAN THE AXE demolished DARK CHAMPION in an exciting 2 minute
mismatched duel. Dark Champion, always a crowd favorite as well, would have made the
most popular list if stand-ins were allowed. Something about the way he tosses that
mane of ragged black hair, I think.
And this cycle's scum-sympathy vote went to Similde. SIMILDE (51-4248) (46-82-
0,236) of DARK HORSEMEN fought PITT (33-4709) (53-29-0,243) of CAVITY CREEPS II.
SIMILDE was outlasted by PITT in an action packed 7 minute duel.
Speaking of scum, THE ETERNAL PLEDGE (62-2931) (30-20-0,173) of LEGENDS OF TKE
fought E AHO LAULA (21-4224) (33-20-0,176) of FEVER PITCH. THE ETERNAL PLEDGE was
handily defeated by E AHO LAULA in a 9 minute one-sided fight. Both of these
warriors topped the least popular list as they finished their wearisome scumfest. It
was only our third longest fight but it was still plenty too long.
And now, down to the cycle's greatest mystery. You will recall that I commented
on Kevin Petta who was our lowest-ranked warrior last cycle. I wondered how he could
have come to the Isle with only (at that time) eight fights. No answer was
forthcoming. I'm pleased to note that Mr. Petta has risen from the bottom spot:
KEVIN PETTA (82-2480) (7-2-0,26) of WAY TOO MUCH BEER 2 fought DRY KEG (33-6679) (17-
27-0,38) of JOYS OF BOOZE. KEVIN PETTA overpowered DRY KEG in an action packed 1
minute bloody mismatched duel. But this still doesn't tell us what he's doing here
in the first place. And now, look at the bottom spot in the warrior list!
WESTON 65-5719 4 3 0 24 SUPERIOR FORCES 4I (4692) DAL SHANG
Seven fights! Which means he entered the arena with only six fights to his name!
Clearly the man has been fighting in tournaments...hasn't he? IN THE PIG! (96-864)
(14-11-5,66) of HOWIE'S DARK PAST fought WESTON (65-5719) (4-2-0,14) of SUPERIOR
FORCES 4I. IN THE PIG! beat WESTON in an exciting 1 minute bout. They won't tell me
how this happens. It is driving me insane.
I should give you some parting advice. I don't know...be nice to your dog. Be
kind and gentle, don't try to make him mean. A mean dog, no matter how badly cowed,
may one day hurt you or someone you love. The same principle applies to human
beings, by the way.
That's all then, TTFN!
Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BOUNCY BOTTOM 9-4393 61 30 3 412 UNRELATED (3947) ZUKAL
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEFERTARI 51-3853 80 40 1 427 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
JEJUNE FLAMINGO 75-1045 83 62 0 310 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
GOOD OL' HERB 77-2647 50 35 1 301 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Q (4286) MAZGOURRAH
SLANT EDISON 60-2598 48 18 1 279 MY ROCK BAND (3110) ARADI
SPARAFUCILE 56-1431 56 48 2 269 STAR GUARDIANS (2554) ROCANIS
SANYO 74-2838 51 22 0 266 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810 43 37 1 261 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (4017) ARUAK CITY
SHADOW 82-1706 21 4 0 257 MY HEROES! (4199) DWES EG
PITT 33-4709 54 29 0 251 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRASS MUNCH 18-3971 70 47 0 250 MEET MY MOOSE (2540) TALCAMA
KILLER JOE 96-611 34 17 5 249 AVERAGE JOES (3007) OLD VALAMANTIS
GLACIER 75-2046 60 37 3 243 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
-KARIE 29-3094 48 44 0 240 THE GUILD (1531) LAPUR
DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 41 31 0 237 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
MIDNIGHT IMP 18-4731 88 64 3 235 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
BELLADONNA 76-1798 65 56 2 234 ARSENIC & OLD MACE (3499) SIMTAKKA
X-MAS COMES EARLY 17-4290 51 39 1 234 MINIONS OF MILO (2487) ALJAFIR
HEADACHE 60-3300 47 36 0 234 JOKA MASHER! (3570) ARADI
NEOPHYTE 3-5573 44 19 0 233 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651 60 49 3 231 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
PLAYDO GOLEM 33-4567 42 41 0 225 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 38 46 0 219 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
D. FILER 9-4721 32 8 1 218 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
B HURLEY 9-4350 44 39 3 217 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
KHIRZA 7-1862 104 128 3 216 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
MARCO 51-5008 31 15 2 216 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 45 26 0 215 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
LORD OF THE FLOYDS 19-3638 34 3 1 215 THE GUARDIANS (774) ZUWAYZA
FIREHEART 7-1741 83 111 1 214 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
IN YOU AGAIN 12-4740 39 29 1 214 LOBOTOMATION (4403) RIZTAB
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 100 139 2 213 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 60 50 1 212 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-DOMINO 17-3227 50 37 2 211 THE OFFENDERS (1987) ALJAFIR
SENGIR VAMPIRE 15-2872 38 28 1 211 WENSINWASIN (4772) MALCORN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
J.J. PARRODOTE 70-5939 47 27 1 210 LEGENDS OF TKE (4190) SENTERN
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 39 22 0 210 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 69 35 0 209 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MISTY 1-6840 36 25 0 207 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
WOOD-LEG DANCER 40-3660 33 19 1 205 CARNIVAL (4316) ZENSU
BELIAL 7-3838 91 69 2 204 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
RANDOM 10-3353 69 26 2 204 TERRAPIN STATION (2351) KOLACT
SIMILDE 51-4248 46 83 0 204 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 31 27 1 204 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC
ANKLEBITER 22-1163 43 38 3 203 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
FOG 21-4416 72 71 0 202 EVENGATE (3909) SUNSET
BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162 33 11 0 202 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
LITTLE CROW 82-5418 27 12 0 202 THE PEOPLE (4137) DWES EG
-ARCANE 29-3363 63 30 1 201 THE GUILD (1531) LAPUR
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 60 38 1 201 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
GORDON 36-4536 41 16 0 201 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
NICK NITRO 60-4767 33 38 0 201 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
MARCINKO 97-961 18 10 5 201 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 75 49 0 200 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
LEATHER REBEL 60-5400 49 29 1 200 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI
-LANCELOT 25-3794 35 28 1 200 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
SOULCATCHER 29-3814 27 12 1 200 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
RICO 51-5016 25 12 1 200 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
CRIP 70-3540 63 46 1 199 THE PLUG UGLIES (2644) SENTERN
KRARSHT 21-750 26 11 3 199 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
THE EXPLOITER 22-1226 45 32 1 198 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 45 27 0 198 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 38 24 2 198 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
ZAGNUT 10-4745 33 6 4 198 TERRAPIN STATION (2351) KOLACT
5-STAR RATING 31-4264 31 9 0 198 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
SERAPH 69-5725 23 8 1 198 DEATH REALM (4105) CIMMERIAC
GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254 45 45 0 197 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
THE BEAST 3-5547 44 61 0 197 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 42 25 2 197 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 40 32 0 197 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
LOUANNSALLY 18-4564 39 36 3 197 OUT OF THE HILLS (2808) TALCAMA
LEITZITH 16-4444 22 20 0 197 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
NOFX 19-3180 60 31 2 196 THE MOTHERSHIP II (3104) ZUWAYZA
-WHISPER 29-1555 59 58 3 196 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
ASEROTH 71-2821 35 19 0 196 THE LAST STRAW V (4420) KYR'TERR
PEEG 43-2613 123 120 3 195 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
-ODESSA KHOMER 49-2055 75 50 1 195 DREAD EMPIRE (1547) VITHICAR
THE CREEPER 29-2738 69 39 2 195 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
-SIDAHS 77-176 30 19 1 195 RESCUE (3887) MAZGOURRAH
-RAK 9-4188 25 10 1 195 THE NIGHT'S WATCH (3579) ZUKAL
-KID FEARS 40-2867 50 33 0 194 MURDER BY MUSIC II (3211) ZENSU
EVERSTORM 69-641 40 39 2 193 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
THE BIG 'E' 9-4474 37 30 0 192 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
-BOOZEHOUND 7-871 32 21 0 192 LIQUOR CABINET II (4518) BONSUR
-STONEWALL 25-3895 30 29 1 192 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636 41 29 4 191 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 27 14 0 191 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402) DWES EG
EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 79 52 1 190 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
-LITTLE WING 25-2408 33 34 0 190 MURDER BY MUSIC (2921) LYRATILAN
-ARCOS 13-3373 29 50 2 190 EL EQUIDO (3225) DULLENS
SANDSTORM 56-103 28 14 0 190 DESERT WASTES (1882) ROCANIS
F-ARUBA 51-4601 46 34 1 189 PLACES TO GO (4178) TRICORUS
-DUSK 38-2887 53 33 0 188 SOUL WARRIORS (1586) CLIFFHOME
NECROMANCER 15-3037 43 28 1 188 LEAGUE ARCANE (2436) MALCORN
E AHO LAULA 21-4224 34 20 0 187 FEVER PITCH (3240) SUNSET
CARPET BURN 3-5698 32 23 0 187 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
POPE 5-4090 42 46 2 185 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
SALAMI GOLEM 58-5579 34 24 0 185 FRIDGE OF DOOM (3367) DELARQ TOR
-BURST 25-3654 32 22 0 185 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
ZIN 3-4197 43 64 0 184 GAMES LIBRARY (3481) OSKSI
SUPERIORBOY 71-3640 34 59 1 183 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (4414) KYR'TERR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 32 20 3 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAGMA 75-2049 60 40 0 180 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 48 30 1 180 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 42 40 2 180 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
MAELSTROM 75-2202 42 23 0 180 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
PEACE 19-4280 23 20 1 180 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
THE HANGED MAN 29-1475 41 42 2 178 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
JIMBY 42-3777 37 32 1 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539 33 30 0 178 FORCE OF NATURE (3397) LAPUR
OCTAVIUS 9-4084 26 14 1 178 RED FURY (3475) ZUKAL
BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 40 65 16 176 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 39 32 3 176 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
KILLER KARCH 69-5668 14 6 2 176 SAND KINGS (4611) CIMMERIAC
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 31 15 0 174 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SPYDER 61-2675 14 10 0 174 THEIVES GUILD (4328) JURINE
-KRYTEN 1-6782 44 31 1 169 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
THE PINK RANGER 68-9166 26 16 1 169 SUPERIOR FORCES X (3582) FIREHOLD
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 26 14 1 169 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
-STILLWATER 25-3762 25 40 0 169 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
UNBRIDLED 15-3923 37 24 1 168 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
CHARLIE 61-2873 46 40 0 166 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
ROTTEN 68-8189 18 8 1 166 MY EX WIFE (4181) FIREHOLD
VORTEX 75-1870 63 63 0 165 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941 43 36 6 165 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 30 21 0 165 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
HATSHEPSUT 51-4157 51 62 1 164 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
D'WEASEL ZAPPA 16-4457 23 21 0 164 HELPLESS ANIMALS (54) WILLAF
BLUE MEANIE 60-4814 31 17 0 163 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
JOHN 29-4177 41 48 0 162 MEN (4412) LAPUR
GLORY 1-6847 38 32 0 160 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
TOE-PAZ #2 22-5608 32 22 0 160 ROCK ETTS (2971) SOLVEN
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 31 15 1 160 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 30 14 1 160 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
-FRATER PILUM 34-3269 34 34 0 159 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
PISTOL 65-6205 41 31 1 158 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
THE DUCK 82-12670 20 10 1 156 SUPERIOR FORCES IX (4667) DWES EG
SEITAN 17-4403 30 29 1 155 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR
SMALL CAT 13-4200 41 64 1 154 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
RONALD REAGAN 22-831 25 11 1 153 CONSPIRACY INC. (706) SOLVEN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VERUCA SALT 10-3033 34 25 1 149 WENSINWASIN L.K. (4771) KOLACT
MAGELLAN 59-126 27 24 0 149 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
VELVET VIXEN 9-3275 28 30 0 148 LOST SOULS II (2309) ZUKAL
JACOB 10-233 51 62 2 147 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
CULUBRA 10-235 46 60 0 147 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
PIVOT 60-4811 23 12 1 147 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
WOBBLENUT 18-6650 58 47 0 145 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
FLAMESTRIKE 82-3130 20 10 0 145 SIBKO (3841) DWES EG
GIGANTA 62-3197 31 37 2 143 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145) VALAMANTIS
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 36 35 0 142 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
DAMN DOG 17-6242 25 19 1 142 CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY (4596) ALJAFIR
-MORELLA 29-3830 21 13 0 140 THE GUILD (1531) LAPUR
EASTWOOD 7-4788 28 19 1 139 GUNFIGHTERS (4595) BONSUR
YORGO 40-3071 35 10 1 137 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 32 31 1 137 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
PEGASUS 6-4161 20 18 1 137 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
MALT LICKER 7-4919 22 11 1 135 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4719) BONSUR
BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856 27 22 1 130 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873 18 7 1 129 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG
HOFFA 49-3185 54 74 0 125 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-GOTTM BEERBALLS 7-864 35 24 6 124 LIQUOR CABINET II (4518) BONSUR
TAXES 22-1661 21 16 1 123 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
GRAY WIND 6-5201 18 14 1 123 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 46 45 4 122 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
FLUFFY 18-7185 26 35 1 118 BURN N' PILLAGE (1459) TALCAMA
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 22 17 0 117 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
VANK IRONHART 69-7141 20 8 0 116 GORMENGHAST (4514) CIMMERIAC
STONE KILLER 21-5245 22 7 1 115 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
HEARSAY 75-2721 22 7 3 112 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 20 6 5 111 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
GODIVA 74-2800 20 9 0 109 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 19 21 1 108 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
THANATAR 21-749 19 18 3 104 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 20 41 2 103 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
RYANATOR 33-3462 27 20 0 102 OBSIDIAN HALL (1640) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
RUTH OF JUDAH 36-5192 26 17 1 102 REVELATIONS (4371) JHANS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LARCENY 75-2720 23 12 0 100 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
QUICKSAND 3-6102 22 19 2 100 SIMPLY DESSERTS (4728) OSKSI
VIAGORILLA 18-7225 20 17 2 100 ANIMAL PHARM (4526) TALCAMA
WETBOX 60-5229 16 9 1 100 BOXES (4147) ARADI
TAPS 96-841 15 9 5 100 MUSIC TO KILL BY (4621) OLD VALAMANTIS
-PINK HEART 62-3643 12 2 2 100 MIKE'S INK (4677) VALAMANTIS
VICTORY 75-757 12 8 1 100 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
-MATA HARI 41-3812 27 18 0 99 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509 19 6 2 97 CARNAGE CANARIES (4734) SUNSET
SLAP HAPPY 60-6031 19 26 0 97 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953 19 13 0 97 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG
-XINGARA 63-2352 25 21 0 96 THE EXILED ONES (1713) AMEN-TEI
-CHURCH GIRL 2-3610 25 14 2 95 THE NOVICES (4097) NIANIA
LEMON DROP 33-6685 25 20 0 94 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DARKSOL 25-4438 20 6 1 93 REVELATIONS (4577) LYRATILAN
-TROTLINE 32-3962 18 35 3 92 FISHERMAN'S WHARF (3776) ARVAT
<MELISSA> 7-5151 15 2 1 92 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (4670 BONSUR
COINSPINNER 65-4495 10 5 0 92 BOOK OF SWORDS (4305) DAL SHANG
SPUTTER 82-15095 22 9 1 91 JOKA MASHER (3791) DWES EG
-ROGERS 59-1609 15 9 0 91 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DIESEL 1-6973 23 19 1 89 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
MR. SMITH 60-5207 16 8 1 89 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 33 19 0 88 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
-BLISS 74-2940 20 8 0 88 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 27 26 1 86 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-WILL DUEL FOR FOOD 7-4827 19 8 0 84 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710) BONSUR
-DUNE 3-6095 19 10 0 84 SIMPLY DESSERTS (4728) OSKSI
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 28 30 1 83 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
SOVEREIGN SOLDIER 36-5310 24 11 1 83 REVELATIONS (4371) JHANS
-WISHFUL THINKER 12-5556 22 16 1 83 DREAMERS (804) RIZTAB
-JACKASS 21-4526 21 16 0 82 TRIAL & ERROR (4704) SUNSET
-FOOTSORE 41-3910 21 19 0 82 WANDERERS (4272) KATI-TEI
REDEMPTION 4-4868 20 13 1 82 BLADES OF MIST (3793) JHELUM
BLONDIE 36-5723 15 11 0 82 BABES (3876) JHANS
LAWN DART GOALIE 17-6214 20 12 0 81 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 19 13 0 81 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 22 15 0 80 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
-COUSIN OG 9-2034 25 30 0 79 RELENTLESS (135) ZUKAL
F. TIM 78-2315 22 27 1 78 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
CLINTON 22-2516 22 12 1 77 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
-SARA DIVINE 21-5364 21 13 1 77 SWORD OPERA (4211) SUNSET
SHERRI 82-15114 10 8 0 77 SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 (4697 DWES EG
ROBERT BORK 22-920 24 8 0 74 CONSPIRACY INC. (706) SOLVEN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-WRATH OF ONE 82-11628 9 2 0 74 LUROCIANS XII (4655) DWES EG
NEPHRON 30-4147 20 21 1 72 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
ASHANTI 6-5352 16 17 3 72 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
-DOUBLE-BLIND BAT 18-7281 16 4 1 71 ANIMAL PHARM (4526) TALCAMA
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 26 36 0 70 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN 7-4839 21 12 0 70 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710) BONSUR
-ONOMOTAPOEIA 60-6551 18 12 1 70 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744) ARADI
UNDEAD SENSEI 15-4340 20 19 0 69 GRAVEYARD GLORY (4362) MALCORN
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 18 12 0 69 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
IN THE PIG! 96-864 15 11 5 68 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
ZOMBIE STOMP 82-2617 14 3 0 68 NO MORE TEARS (4773) DWES EG
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 25 10 1 67 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
MAGENTA 3-5711 36 54 0 66 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
-KITTY KAT 12-5700 20 4 1 65 ARENA FELINES II (4494) RIZTAB
-A-10 33-2563 17 22 1 64 PIG BATTALION (4717) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-BETHUNES 8-4083 23 19 1 62 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
ENDYMION 6-4163 21 18 1 61 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 26 62 1 60 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR
COL SALOMON 17-5290 19 15 1 60 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
KNIGHT 74-2918 17 12 0 60 SADISTS (4438) DAIYLA KIV
BIG BROTHER 3-5568 42 61 0 59 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
ARMSTRONG 59-1291 22 14 1 59 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
-APATHY 33-6913 17 8 0 59 WHEN DOGMA FAILS (4750) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-FLESH RIPPER 74-3375 10 3 0 59 LUROCIANS XI (4674) DAIYLA KIV
-PREMEDITATION 75-2765 15 11 1 58 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
-SULACCO 4-5128 19 11 2 57 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
-AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 14 8 1 57 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
-HERC LASARA 10-271 24 18 0 56 MEGAWARRIORS (2200) KOLACT
-MR. YUCK 29-3994 16 6 0 56 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
-MONSOON 21-5407 15 9 2 56 STORM WARNING (4751) SUNSET
AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 24 8 0 53 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
PIPE LAYER 63-2406 16 4 0 52 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928 15 11 0 52 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
-DUSK 17-6119 15 7 0 52 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR
-ZIGGY 1-6965 24 16 1 51 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
MARK 5-4088 32 56 2 50 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
-A. CAPONE 18-3228 14 14 3 50 UNTOUCHABLES (3633) TALCAMA
PLA Y. TEX 60-5662 20 22 1 48 BLOOD RELATED (4344) ARADI
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 19 22 0 48 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
TEXAS GLITTER 35-3509 18 7 0 48 EXACTLY! (4443) MURSKA
JONES 14-1283 18 101 4 47 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
ED 209 5-3955 19 21 3 46 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 19 20 2 46 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
KEVIN PETTA 82-2480 8 2 0 43 WAY TOO MUCH BEER 2 (4649) DWES EG
WEIRD WILLIAM 8-4017 23 29 0 31 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
FRANK 3-5707 35 56 1 29 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
DRY KEG 33-6679 17 28 0 24 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
WESTON 65-5719 4 3 0 24 SUPERIOR FORCES 4I (4692) DAL SHANG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
POPE 5-4090 42 46 2 JOHNS 3510 GLACIER 75-2046 448
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Domino -- Touche! Seems like you like to fight my warriors, and they like to fight
you (although you've gotten the better of them). Expect to continue to see
challenges from us and we will expect the same from you! -- D. Noble
Bouncy Bottom -- Of course we knew way back when in Zukal that you were a handful and
would likely have an immensely successful career. Congrats on your great success
here! -- Warriors of Cameron Crazies
Lord of The Floyds -- Even with that superior name you have to try to win--you can't
just coast on your past accomplishments. Three losses...you should be ashamed. --
Comfortably Numb
D'Weasel Zappa -- Wow, rough way to learn! That was a brave challenge though. --
Khirza
Choking Chicken -- That wasn't a fortunate matchup for you. I wish you better luck
next time around. -- Fireheart
D. Filer -- Well, you've got that one filed to a sharp point. (wincing) A very
sharp point. -- Zin
Little Wing -- I thought you would sing. You probably should have. -- Similde
Rigor Mortis -- Yep, like rock. Damn near broke my wrist trying to hit you. -- Ho-
Chan
John -- You're worthless and weak. You don't belong here. -- Glory
In Talahya? Nono, this isn't Darkholm. We do allow the worthless and the weak
here.
The Bismarck -- Drat, disappointed again. I thought you were one of those oblong
sweet rolls with maple frosting, and I was all set to take a bite, and then you hit
me. -- Charlie
Sonora Mountain -- Cats can get out of the way of slithering things. -- Small Cat
Judge -- How's that? I spank Axis in basic and in advanced. Now I have to choose
who to target next. -- Al Gore
Taps -- Good fight. Very close. See you around. -- C. Canary
Sudsy -- That was easy. Thanks for the skill. -- Al Gore
Judge -- I'm game if you are! No avoids in both arenas. -- Al Gore
15 September 2003
An Announcement Concerning the Brotherhood of the Blade Alliance:
I have chosen to withdraw my membership from the Brotherhood of the Blade
alliance. The years I have spent in the alliance have been the best of my DM career.
I leave the alliance with many great friends and will always remain close to my
former brethren.
The Brotherhood of the Blade will not skip a beat without my membership. It
remains in very capable hands and its roster is among the strongest in the game.
With the return on some of its founding members to DM, I know the BOB will continue
to grow in strength and prestige in the years to come. -- The Sandman
29 September 2003
All -- Let it be known that the Firm accepts SOL into its ranks. The Firm is:
SunGod, Dark Spirit, Youngblood, Tripwire, and SOL.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BELIAL was viciously subdued by BOUNCY BOTTOM in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
GOOD OL' HERB demolished THE CREEPER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
RUTH OF JUDAH was vanquished by GIGANTA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
STONE KILLER overpowered SLAP HAPPY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TAPS devastated JONES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DROOLING GOOBER viciously subdued CRIP in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
SERAPH was narrowly defeated by KHIRZA in a action packed 2 minute Challenge melee.
LEATHER REBEL was vanquished by NEFERTARI in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MIDNIGHT IMP viciously subdued FOG in a popular 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
SANYO handily defeated ROAD TO DAKAR in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BED-WETTING FREAK bested AFGHAN REBEL in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK was bested by B HURLEY in a exciting 3 minute Challenge battle.
D. FILER overpowered LEITZITH in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
MARCO overpowered THE BEAST in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RICO vanquished YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
GORDON was bested by SLANT EDISON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.
SIR VIVOR savagely defeated MARCINKO in a 12 minute brutal Challenge bout.
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD narrowly defeated ANKLEBITER in a 5 minute Challenge bout.
ZAGNUT handily defeated ZIN in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
PLAYDO GOLEM overpowered EARTHQUAKE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
5-STAR RATING was overcome by LORD OF THE FLOYDS in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
SEITAN was devastated by SUPERIORBOY in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
KILLER KARCH vanquished CULUBRA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BLUE MEANIE was overpowered by FRERE MAIN ROUJ in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TY DEL-WAVE lost to SOULCATCHER in a action packed 1 minute Challenge bout.
D'WEASEL ZAPPA was handily defeated by PEEG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
JACOB handily defeated GRAY WIND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TAXES overpowered WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GODIVA was handily defeated by PEGASUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
COMFORTABLY NUMB demolished MR. SMITH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
VIAGORILLA was beaten by HOFFA in a popular 5 minute Challenge bout.
CLINTON viciously subdued MAGENTA in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge match.
PLA Y. TEX was defeated by BIG BROTHER in a exciting 2 minute Challenge struggle.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY devastated F. TIM in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
DARKSOL demolished CEREBRAL JANITOR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
LAWN DART GOALIE vanquished AXIS OF EVIL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SOVEREIGN SOLDIER vanquished ED 209 in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
ASEROTH was handily defeated by GRASS MUNCH in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SIMILDE was outlasted by PITT in a action packed 7 minute duel.
JEJUNE FLAMINGO bested PAPAYA BALROG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
JAMES FLETCHER won victory over SANDSTORM in a popular 1 minute conflict.
THE EXPLOITER was bested by JUST A JOB TO DO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
SPARAFUCILE handily defeated MEADOW VOLE in a popular 3 minute one-sided match.
BELLADONNA demolished SALAMI GOLEM in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
SHADOW overpowered GUAVA NICE DAY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fray.
KILLER JOE vanquished EVERSTORM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
RIGOR MORTIS savagely defeated COUCH POTATO in a popular 5 minute gory battle.
X-MAS COMES EARLY handily defeated JOHN HOLMES in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
HEADACHE demolished SERVLET SALLY in a popular 2 minute mismatched battle.
SENGIR VAMPIRE devastated GLORY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
LOUANNSALLY was bested by J.J. PARRODOTE in a popular 4 minute bout.
TICKLE ME HOFFA viciously subdued OCTAVIUS in a popular 3 minute gory struggle.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD devastated UNBRIDLED in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
AFROSLEAZIAC was overpowered by CARPET BURN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WHITE WATER HIPPO was demolished by CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
IN YOU AGAIN overpowered F-ARUBA in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
RANDOM subdued MAELSTROM in a action packed 2 minute duel.
NOFX was overpowered by NEOPHYTE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
THE BIG 'E' vanquished SMALL CAT in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
KRARSHT overpowered ROTTEN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HO-CHAN THE AXE demolished DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 2 minute mismatched duel.
JIMBY was overpowered by NICK NITRO in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
GLACIER assassinated POPE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
FIREHEART vanquished TOE-PAZ #2 in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WOOD-LEG DANCER handily defeated THE HANGED MAN in a 2 minute one-sided match.
LITTLE CROW savagely defeated THE PINK RANGER in a popular 13 minute gruesome fight.
SPOTTED PONY viciously subdued PEACE in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gruesome match.
BLOODSTONE was demolished by THE DUCK in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
JIM PENGOUIN was handily defeated by HATSHEPSUT in a 1 minute uneven match.
NECROMANCER vanquished PIVOT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
PISTOL was viciously subdued by AUDIE MURPHY in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE was handily defeated by E AHO LAULA in a 9 minute one-sided fight.
YORGO was savagely defeated by JOHN in a popular 4 minute brutal contest.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE beat THE BISMARCK in a action packed 2 minute brutal duel.
SPYDER vanquished FLAMESTRIKE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
VORTEX beat VELVET VIXEN in a exciting 1 minute competition.
MAGMA devastated MAGELLAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
DAMN DOG was overpowered by CHARLIE in a 1 minute gory uneven competition.
BIG STRONG MAN overpowered VANK IRONHART in a exciting 3 minute one-sided bout.
FLUFFY lost to SONORA MOUNTAIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
WOBBLENUT overpowered WIMPY WIND in a action packed 1 minute mismatched duel.
HEARSAY was overpowered by RONALD REAGAN in a 5 minute gory mismatched duel.
FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY was overpowered by RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
EASTWOOD slimly won victory over BAWDY BUZZ BUD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
MALT LICKER was vanquished by YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute uneven melee.
LEMON DROP was handily defeated by ALVIN YORK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
VERUCA SALT overpowered WETBOX in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
RYANATOR luckily beat SHERRI in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal competition.
ROMUALD B TUNE was narrowly defeated by QUICKSAND in a 2 minute competition.
REDEMPTION was overpowered by VICTORY in a 1 minute uneven contest.
THANATAR handily defeated ARMSTRONG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
<MELISSA> overpowered PIPE LAYER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
UNDEAD SENSEI was devastated by SPUTTER in a 2 minute uneven match.
WEIRD WILLIAM was handily defeated by CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KNIGHT was handily defeated by S. MARY ROSE in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
COL SALOMON was luckily beaten by ZOMBIE STOMP in a exciting 4 minute bloody duel.
LARCENY handily defeated ROBERT BORK in a 2 minute gruesome uneven contest.
DUCK RUBBER handily defeated FRANK in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ASHANTI overpowered SWINGDADDY-O in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ENDYMION was vanquished by BLONDIE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KEVIN PETTA overpowered DRY KEG in a action packed 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
COOKIE SNORT overpowered TEXAS GLITTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX viciously subdued FURTIVE RETURNS in a 2 minute bloody match.
MARK was overpowered by NEPHRON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
SUDSY DEODORANT was demolished by COINSPINNER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
IN THE PIG! beat WESTON in a exciting 1 minute bout.
H.P. LOVECRAFTED handily defeated VAJRA VALMEJAR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 63 PARRY-RIPOSTE 41 - 17 - 1 71 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 37 PARRY-STRIKE 30 - 22 - 0 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 26 SLASHING ATTACK 202 - 162 - 4 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 23 LUNGING ATTACK 332 - 294 - 2 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 20 WALL OF STEEL 135 - 134 - 2 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 16 STRIKING ATTACK 91 - 99 - 2 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 13 TOTAL PARRY 85 - 105 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 BASHING ATTACK 33 - 43 - 1 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 72 - 103 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 44 - 80 - 0 35 |
Turn 448 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 11 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 5 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 36 - 27 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 16 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 16 AIMED BLOW 3 - 13 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 11 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK BOUNCY BOTTOM 9-4393 61 30 3 412 UNRELATED (3947)
SLASHING ATTACK NEFERTARI 51-3853 80 40 1 427 CARTOUCHE (3495)
TOTAL PARRY SLANT EDISON 60-2598 48 18 1 279 MY ROCK BAND (3110)
STRIKING ATTACK SPARAFUCILE 56-1431 56 48 2 269 STAR GUARDIANS (2554)
WALL OF STEEL SANYO 74-2838 51 22 0 266 CORPS (3405)
BASHING ATTACK GLACIER 75-2046 60 37 3 243 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
PARRY-STRIKE RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651 60 49 3 231 LOST SOULS II (2818)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505 45 26 0 215 SPECIAL ED (2722)
PARRY-LUNGE SENGIR VAMPIRE 15-2872 38 28 1 211 WENSINWASIN (4772)
AIMED BLOW BELIAL 7-3838 91 69 2 204 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was SIMILDE 51-4248. The ten other most popular fighters were SPOTTED PONY
4-3975, LITTLE CROW 82-5418, THE EXPLOITER 22-1226, VIAGORILLA 18-7225, RIGOR MORTIS
4-3651, SPARAFUCILE 56-1431, DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467, CLINTON 22-2516, BOUNCY BOTTOM
9-4393, and ANKLEBITER 22-1163.
The least popular fighter this week was THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931. The other ten
least popular fighters were E AHO LAULA 21-4224, MAGENTA 3-5711, SUDSY DEODORANT
42-3930, TEXAS GLITTER 35-3509, DRY KEG 33-6679, SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921, FRANK 3-5707,
WEIRD WILLIAM 8-4017, PIPE LAYER 63-2406, and ARMSTRONG 59-1291.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 TI(23) 2 0 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 1 0
OSKSI(3) 7 5 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 2 0
JHELUM(4) 2 1 0 CALEAM(26) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 3 7 0
KALTOS(5) 0 3 0 MORYA(28) 0 2 0 JURINE(61) 2 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 2 0 LAPUR(29) 2 4 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 1 0
BONSUR(7) 4 2 0 IAYE(30) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 2 2 0
ZUKAL(9) 4 2 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 2 0
KOLACT(10) 5 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 3 2 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 3 4 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 SENTERN(70) 1 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 2 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 1 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 JHANS(36) 2 2 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 1 2 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 2 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 7 3 1
MALCORN(15) 2 3 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 SIMTAKKA(76) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 0 3 0 ZENSU(40) 1 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 3 3 0 RODEKI(42) 3 3 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 7 7 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 7 4 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 2 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 4 0 0
SUNSET(21) 5 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 4 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 3 6 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GLORY 1-6847 38 32 0 160 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
NEOPHYTE 3-5573 44 19 0 233 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651 60 49 3 231 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
POPE 5-4090 42 46 2 185 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
PEGASUS 6-4161 20 18 1 137 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
KHIRZA 7-1862 104 128 3 216 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 39 22 0 210 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BOUNCY BOTTOM 9-4393 61 30 3 412 UNRELATED (3947) ZUKAL
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 69 35 0 209 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
JAMES FLETCHER 11-3810 43 37 1 261 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (4017) ARUAK CITY
IN YOU AGAIN 12-4740 39 29 1 214 LOBOTOMATION (4403) RIZTAB
SMALL CAT 13-4200 41 64 1 154 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
JONES 14-1283 18 101 4 47 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
SENGIR VAMPIRE 15-2872 38 28 1 211 WENSINWASIN (4772) MALCORN
LEITZITH 16-4444 22 20 0 197 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
X-MAS COMES EARLY 17-4290 51 39 1 234 MINIONS OF MILO (2487) ALJAFIR
GRASS MUNCH 18-3971 70 47 0 250 MEET MY MOOSE (2540) TALCAMA
LORD OF THE FLOYDS 19-3638 34 3 1 215 THE GUARDIANS (774) ZUWAYZA
FOG 21-4416 72 71 0 202 EVENGATE (3909) SUNSET
ANKLEBITER 22-1163 43 38 3 203 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 41 31 0 237 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
DARKSOL 25-4438 20 6 1 93 REVELATIONS (4577) LYRATILAN
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 45 27 0 198 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 19 21 1 108 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
SOULCATCHER 29-3814 27 12 1 200 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 20 21 1 72 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
5-STAR RATING 31-4264 31 9 0 198 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 32 31 1 137 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
PITT 33-4709 54 29 0 251 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 36 35 0 142 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 42 40 2 180 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
GORDON 36-4536 41 16 0 201 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 75 49 0 200 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 20 41 2 103 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
WOOD-LEG DANCER 40-3660 33 19 1 205 CARNIVAL (4316) ZENSU
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 32 20 3 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
PEEG 43-2613 123 120 3 195 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
HOFFA 49-3185 54 74 0 125 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
NEFERTARI 51-3853 80 40 1 427 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
SPARAFUCILE 56-1431 56 48 2 269 STAR GUARDIANS (2554) ROCANIS
SALAMI GOLEM 58-5579 34 24 0 185 FRIDGE OF DOOM (3367) DELARQ TOR
MAGELLAN 59-126 27 24 0 149 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
SLANT EDISON 60-2598 48 18 1 279 MY ROCK BAND (3110) ARADI
SPYDER 61-2675 14 10 0 174 THEIVES GUILD (4328) JURINE
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 30 21 0 165 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
PIPE LAYER 63-2406 16 4 0 52 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
PISTOL 65-6205 41 31 1 158 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
THE PINK RANGER 68-9166 26 16 1 169 SUPERIOR FORCES X (3582) FIREHOLD
TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 31 27 1 204 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC
J.J. PARRODOTE 70-5939 47 27 1 210 LEGENDS OF TKE (4190) SENTERN
ASEROTH 71-2821 35 19 0 196 THE LAST STRAW V (4420) KYR'TERR
SANYO 74-2838 51 22 0 266 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
JEJUNE FLAMINGO 75-1045 83 62 0 310 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
BELLADONNA 76-1798 65 56 2 234 ARSENIC & OLD MACE (3499) SIMTAKKA
GOOD OL' HERB 77-2647 50 35 1 301 SUPERIOR FORCES 2Q (4286) MAZGOURRAH
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 27 26 1 86 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
SHADOW 82-1706 21 4 0 257 MY HEROES! (4199) DWES EG
KILLER JOE 96-611 34 17 5 249 AVERAGE JOES (3007) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 18 10 5 201 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 18 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:
CAFFEINE JUNKIE (3-6110) ADDICTED
CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) PARTY ANIMALS
MATTAHOOPLE (16-4203) GIFTED GODS
SWEET JANE (53-6535) THE DARK TEMPLE
LIL NOIR (62-3311) ENIGMA
NARCISSISTIC NUN (69-8644) ODD SQUAD
LEGION '8' (71-2369) D.O.A.
RAW SEX APPEAL (82-1331) WHY WE LOVE TUM
ZOMBIE STOMP (82-2617) NO MORE TEARS
VIOLENT VOLE (82-4565) MAMMAL MILITIA
LADY OF THE MOON (82-5481) HARM NONE
KAMIKAZI GNAT (82-6073) DEADLY ATTACKS II
THE 13TH WARRIOR (82-6346) STOOPID MOVIES
SIRTON (82-9190) I AM SUCK
DUNE (82-10414) 4-LETTER EPICS
FLEM (82-12614) 4-LETTER FLUIDS
GREENHOUSE EFFECT (82-12996) GLOBAL WARMING
UGLY (82-14501) 4-LETTER DESCRIPTION
-- Green Eyes