ADVANCED DUELMASTERS
Date : 12/09/2003 Duedate: 12/22/2003
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-452
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DARK TOADS 65/4805 6 2 0 75.0 SURPRISE! 63/4736
2 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 11 5 0 68.8 CARE PACKAGE 56/4442
FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709 17-RED FURY 9/3475 510 398 2 56.2
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 SOUL WARRIORS 38/1586
3 MIKE'S INK 62/4677 339 187 5 64.4 THE TAKEN 29/1122
THIEVES GUILD 60/4312 18 BLOOD RELATE 60/4344 184 146 2 55.8
BLOOD & IRON 40/3442 CAVITY CREEPS II 33/3949
THE PEOPLE 82/4137 19-ANDORIAN WIM 22/4798 5 4 0 55.6
MY ROCK BAND 60/3110 20 ROGUE WARRIO 97/4632 293 236 5 55.4
4 NEOGNOSIS 12/4374 67 37 0 64.4 WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170
CHURCH OF STEEL 25/1182 21 BOOK OF STIN 21/4774 107 87 2 55.2
THE MUPPETS 62/4669 CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY 17/4596
5-TERRAPIN STA 10/2351 681 391 8 63.5 22 FRUIT PUPPET 37/2520 255 210 1 54.8
THE MOTHERSHIP II 19/3104 OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430
6 EVENGATE 21/3909 678 405 7 62.6 23 NUMBERS GAME 31/4642 188 167 0 53.0
7 FARSCAPE 10/4155 20 12 0 62.5 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622
GUARDIANS 43/4082 CAMERON CRAZIES 9/3908
8 CORPS 74/3405 2447 1555 43 61.1 METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 PLACES TO GO 51/4178
BOY O'S 51/4027 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488
THE BEARS 35/2674 24 THE NOVICES 2/4097 870 776 9 52.9
NASTY MOB 21/4730 THE METAL MILITIA 21/4787
BABES 36/3876 THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! 82/4202
DEATH THREAT 29/4804 HOUSE OF PAIN 76/3097
9 LADIES 82/4778 6 4 0 60.0 METAL SHOP 37/4791
10 KA-POW! 15/3970 1110 766 13 59.2 25 SPECIAL ED 17/4525 183 165 0 52.6
BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 SPECIAL ED 23/2722
11-DESERT WASTE 56/1882 14 10 0 58.3 KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471
12 KANSAS 70/4612 1470 1088 14 57.5 26 VERMIN!! 82/4315 875 798 10 52.3
MY EX WIFE 68/4181 SIR AGLIO 10/2079
CROSS BREED 82/4784 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
STOOPID MOVIES 82/4759 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 27-ROCK ETTS 22/2971 187 172 2 52.1
D.O.A. 97/2605 28 GENOCIDE 51/4423 25 23 1 52.1
DARK CIRCLE PETS II 73/4794 THE WARRIORS 10/438
13 OBSIDIAN HAL 33/1640 8 6 1 57.1 FROM THE FACE 18/4803
THE HOLY LEGION 10/1422 29 BOXES 60/4147 1448 1351 17 51.7
IRON CATHEDRAL 52/4792 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647
DWARVEN LEGION 21/4788 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
14-IRON CURTAIN 50/4351 21 16 0 56.8 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
OPHIDIAN ORDER 39/4233 THE LAST STRAW V 71/4420
15-COLD STEEL I 65/4793 159 123 6 56.4 NO MORE TEARS 82/4773
16 SURPRISE! 29/4789 863 671 13 56.3 ODD SQUAD 69/4769
MY THIRD PARENT 82/4654 30 ARENA FELINE 33/4464 125 117 0 51.7
RUSTY NAILS 82/4363 ARENA FELINES 12/1060
I TRAINED THEM 30/3047 31 CARTOUCHE 51/3495 283 265 6 51.6
ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744 EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452
PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987 FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331
NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822 ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583
LOST SOULS II 4/2818 32 FEVER PITCH 21/3240 684 679 5 50.2
OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808 DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608
RIVER WARDENS 46/2010 WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433
WORKING MEN 63/4752 BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD 49/1310
LOST SOULS II 9/2309 33 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 548 546 6 50.1
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q 82/4402 RESCUE 77/3887
SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/3582 ERRATA 25/3564
SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145 EL EQUIDO 13/3225
SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536 TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704
SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 71/4414 50 BLADE ZEN 74/4492 33 45 0 42.3
SUPERIOR FORCES 78/4795 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875
SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571 DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706
34 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680 16 16 1 50.0 GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581
CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734 51 PBA 78/4685 76 106 0 41.8
35 SUNNYLAND 40/4767 15 15 0 50.0 52 KELLUMBO'S K 22/4810 58 86 1 40.3
1988 DODGERS 74/4753 53 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 478 717 5 40.0
DREAM PARK 9/4786 LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197
36 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778 118 120 0 49.6 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175 WILD KINGDOM 35/4193
37 LUST MUPPETS 32/4248 85 90 1 48.6 MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756
MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/4246 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
38 KREWE OF DRUI 6/4679 24 27 1 47.1 54 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 9 15 0 37.5
39 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 212 246 5 46.3 55-FLAGG'S FIVE 41/4607 4 7 0 36.4
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 56 WICKED DESTI 74/4808 23 41 0 35.9
40 GIFTED 69/3978 733 881 8 45.4 57 MEN 29/4412 555 1026 11 35.1
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 TALES 43/2584
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 JOHNS 5/3510
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 STORIES 49/2835
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 HABIT 78/4547
41 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 682 824 8 45.3 MIKES 14/3982
42 SONS OF SATAN 21/69 43 52 0 45.3 58-THE EXPLORER 59/2235 15 28 0 34.9
CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706 PIG BATTALION 33/4717
43 ENEMA MINE 6/4296 210 256 2 45.1 59-AT WORK 26/4785 3 6 0 33.3
ESTIMATED PROPHETS 12/4516 SANDS OF TIME 38/4666
LUNATIC FRINGE 22/78 60 CASINO HAMME 33/4801 3 6 0 33.3
SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT 7/4710 61 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 46 97 0 32.2
LIQUOR CABINET II 7/4518 62 SAND DANCERS 75/2258 410 886 4 31.6
44 LEGALESE 75/4658 115 142 3 44.7 FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069
GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217
THE REPUBLICANS 22/114 GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481
45-SCARLET KNIG 11/4372 48 60 0 44.4 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767
46-CAULDRON OF 18/4780 4 5 0 44.4 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697
47 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 241 315 1 43.3 63-SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 3 8 0 27.3
REDHORSE 56/3727 64 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507 9 27 0 25.0
48 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 101 135 0 42.8 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 65 TOWNSVILLAIN 10/4484 1 3 0 25.0
PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 POWERPUFF GIRLS 12/4515
THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 66 ASTRONOMICAL 7/4802 1 7 0 12.5
49 BIRDS 41/4735 125 169 1 42.5 IRON TIGERS 36/4806
THE OFFENDERS 17/1987 67 EINHERJAR IV 74/4809 1 0 0 100
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REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Fellow Immigrants to Talahya, greetings!
Here's what your spyreporter can tell you that couldn't be deduced from a close
study of the newsletters: Gordon was our most challenged warrior, and Neognosis
avoided Color Me Suave. Not much to tell, is it?
Since Gordon was also our Tower Guardian, let's take a closer look at that
fight. MARCO (51-5008) (34-15-2,264) of BOY O'S TV challenged GORDON (36-4536) (44-
16-1,284) of BARNYARD BRUTES. MARCO devastated GORDON in an action packed 1 minute
mismatched Challenge Title fight. Now, that is the Commission's official record of
the fight. Let's take an even closer look at it. From the Arenamaster's signal to
begin to his signal to stop, the fight lasted forty-one seconds. Six blows were
attempted, five of them by ace lunger Marco, and four of Marco's blows landed.
Gordon, an aimed blow, spent a little too much time choosing his opportunity and a
little too little time dodging. I'd say it served Gordon right after slaying the
popular Dali Parton last cycle and then not writing a column, not to mention the fact
that he actually walked out on the sands in a yellow quilted jacket. Mind you I am
not a fashion expert, but to the best of my ability to judge, that was a honking ugly
garment, and I'm not even counting the big smiley face on the back. Brrrrr! And
this fight returned Belial to his old post as our top aimed blow, following his match
against Magma. BELIAL (7-3838) (94-69-2,256) of WICKED MARTYRS fought MAGMA (75-
2049) (61-42-0,189) of FORCE OF NATURE. BELIAL overpowered MAGMA in a crowd pleasing
1 minute mismatched bout.
Of course, our overall popularity leader is Ho-Chan the Axe. He was also this
cycle's most popular, which means that his fight was a real doozy. DOMINO (17-3227)
(51-38-2,212) of THE OFFENDERS fought HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (101-141-2,197) of
SAND DANCERS. DOMINO savagely defeated HO-CHAN THE AXE in an exciting 13 minute
gruesome brawl. Obviously if it took thirteen minutes it wasn't all that savage or
gruesome, but it had at least a moderate amount of action throughout all the minutes
except maybe the fifth. Ho-Chan is a very gymnastic fighter and several times leaped
over Domino's weapon, which always thrills the crowd.
Now, if you like really long fights you would be in the minority, because Hotta
Watta was voted our least popular warrior this cycle. PERSONAL BEJEEZUS (12-5451)
(14-4-0,69) of ESTIMATED PROPHETS fought HOTTA WATTA (10-5038) (18-6-0,60) of
TOWNSVILLAINS. PERSONAL BEJEEZUS outwaited HOTTA WATTA in a crowd boring 19 minute
bloody fray. It was bloody, but boring. The public is so hard to please.
Just one of our number died this cycle. EARTHQUAKE (75-1663) (81-53-1,200) of
FORCE OF NATURE fought WHITE WATER HIPPO (18-7050) (41-33-3,163) of CENTER FOR OLDS.
EARTHQUAKE assassinated WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
Hippo, please accept this potted century plant as a gesture of sympathy from the
Commission. I am sure you will receive some commiseration, as well, from your
teammate Dali Parton.
Last cycle we saw Narcissistic Nun at the bottom of the rankings but I did not
mention her as such because she was inactive. This cycle she fought, but remained at
the bottom. OREL HERSHISER (74-3180) (13-11-0,50) of 1988 DODGERS fought
NARCISSISTIC NUN (69-8644) (5-2-0,19) of ODD SQUAD. OREL HERSHISER devastated
NARCISSISTIC NUN in a 2 minute bloody uneven match. That lets Swingdaddy-O off the
hook although he didn't do too well this cycle. BIG BROTHER (3-5568) (43-63-0,42) of
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT fought SWINGDADDY-O (42-3921) (19-25-0,35) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BIG
BROTHER unbelievably bested SWINGDADDY-O in an exciting 4 minute brawl. At least it
was unbelievable. The Daddy must be doing better.
There were just two successful TV challenges this cycle. One was Marco's
challenge of Gordon and the other was COMFORTABLY NUMB (96-855) (21-8-5,134) of
FLOYD'S PINK BRO' TV challenged SEITAN (17-4403) (30-32-1,144) of KINDRED OF KAOS.
COMFORTABLY NUMB narrowly defeated SEITAN in an exciting 3 minute gory Challenge
melee. We liked it, yes we did. That was a thrilling fight.
It's time to wrap up the report. Enjoy the holidays and try to remember that
it's all about finding a spirit of warmth and benevolence in your heart, not about
decorations and gifts.
With very best wishes for your health and happiness,
Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARCO 51-5008 35 15 2 289 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RICO 51-5016 29 12 1 290 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
BELIAL 7-3838 95 69 2 273 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651 64 49 3 272 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 82 53 2 257 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
LEATHER REBEL 60-5400 52 30 1 249 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI
-RANDOM 10-3353 71 26 2 241 TERRAPIN STATION (2351) KOLACT
GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254 49 45 0 240 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUMBASS 49-1361 46 60 0 240 BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310) VITHICAR
LITTLE CROW 82-5418 30 12 0 240 THE PEOPLE (4137) DWES EG
PITT 33-4709 57 30 0 235 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
THE CAT'S MEOW 12-2073 41 25 1 233 ARENA FELINES (1060) RIZTAB
-THE CREEPER 29-2738 71 39 2 227 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
MARCINKO 97-961 20 12 5 227 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
KHIRZA 7-1862 107 129 3 226 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
B HURLEY 9-4350 46 41 3 226 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
THE BIG 'E' 9-4474 40 31 0 226 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
SORROW 1-2863 35 23 2 225 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
FOG 21-4416 74 73 0 224 EVENGATE (3909) SUNSET
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 42 23 0 224 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
THE EXPLOITER 22-1226 48 33 1 223 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162 35 13 0 222 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
DOMINO 17-3227 52 38 2 219 THE OFFENDERS (1987) ALJAFIR
AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636 44 30 4 219 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
BURST 25-3654 34 23 0 218 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
ASEROTH 71-2821 38 20 0 214 THE LAST STRAW V (4420) KYR'TERR
IGNATIUS MAX 40-3037 33 23 1 213 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU
5-STAR RATING 31-4264 33 11 0 212 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAELSTROM 75-2202 45 24 0 210 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 62 52 1 208 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941 46 37 6 208 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
THE BEAST 3-5547 47 62 0 207 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
-ROPER 29-2462 77 46 0 206 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 43 33 0 206 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
KRARSHT 21-750 27 14 3 206 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
D. FILER 9-4721 35 9 1 204 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
NICK NITRO 60-4767 35 40 0 204 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 44 27 2 202 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
-CARE-LESS 56-3356 40 12 0 202 CARE PACKAGE (4442) ROCANIS
GLACIER 75-2046 61 40 3 201 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
SLANT EDISON 60-2598 48 20 1 201 MY ROCK BAND (3110) ARADI
LUBE MASTER 22-668 45 27 0 201 LUNATIC FRINGE (78) SOLVEN
LOUANNSALLY 18-4564 41 38 3 201 OUT OF THE HILLS (2808) TALCAMA
SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 39 25 0 201 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 101 142 2 200 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
LANCELOT 25-3794 36 30 1 200 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 33 29 1 200 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC
SIDAHS 77-176 31 21 1 200 RESCUE (3887) MAZGOURRAH
F-ARUBA 51-4601 48 36 1 198 PLACES TO GO (4178) TRICORUS
PLAYDO GOLEM 33-4567 43 44 0 198 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 41 25 2 198 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
STONEWALL 25-3895 31 31 1 198 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
UNBRIDLED 15-3923 40 25 1 197 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
-METEOR SHOWER 60-4563 32 17 0 197 NATURAL DISASTERS (1822) ARADI
-STORMBRINGER 29-1431 82 77 2 196 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 71 37 0 196 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 34 36 2 196 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
PEACE 19-4280 25 22 1 196 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
GORDON 36-4536 44 17 1 195 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
EVERSTORM 69-641 43 40 2 195 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
-E AHO LAULA 21-4224 35 22 0 195 FEVER PITCH (3240) SUNSET
A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258 34 18 0 195 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (4246) DWES EG
-SANDSTORM 56-103 28 15 0 195 DESERT WASTES (1882) ROCANIS
PEEG 43-2613 126 121 3 194 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
MIDNIGHT IMP 18-4731 90 65 3 194 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
RONALD REAGAN 22-831 28 12 1 194 CONSPIRACY INC. (706) SOLVEN
PLEDGE 22-669 40 27 0 193 LUNATIC FRINGE (78) SOLVEN
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 61 41 1 192 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
WOBBLENUT 18-6650 61 48 0 192 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SMALL CAT 13-4200 44 65 1 192 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 78 50 0 191 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 47 28 0 191 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
ANKLEBITER 22-1163 44 41 3 191 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 28 17 0 191 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402) DWES EG
VORTEX 75-1870 64 66 0 190 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 41 34 0 190 LUST MUPPETS (4248) ARVAT
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 34 22 4 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
MAGMA 75-2049 61 43 0 189 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
C LAETTNER 9-4353 49 43 1 189 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 45 28 0 189 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
COM DOT 65-6217 39 24 0 189 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
VELVET VIXEN 9-3275 31 32 0 189 LOST SOULS II (2309) ZUKAL
SIMILDE 51-4248 47 86 0 188 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
BLACK HOLE SCRAG 43-3220 28 16 1 188 GUARDIANS (4082) VEASTIAN
HATSHEPSUT 51-4157 53 64 1 187 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 51 31 1 187 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC
-NAJA 39-2825 33 20 0 187 OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233) XOCHITHLAN
BOOZEHOUND 7-871 32 23 0 187 LIQUOR CABINET II (4518) BONSUR
-SOULCATCHER 29-3814 27 14 1 187 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
STONE KILLER 21-5245 26 7 1 187 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
-DUSK 38-2887 53 34 0 186 SOUL WARRIORS (1586) CLIFFHOME
POPE 5-4090 43 49 2 186 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
-BARETTA 46-1854 33 33 0 186 RIVER WARDENS (2010) ARDIVENT
-OCTAVIUS 9-4084 27 15 1 186 RED FURY (3475) ZUKAL
DALI PARTON 18-3274 40 35 3 185 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 38 50 0 185 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
JACOB 10-233 55 62 2 184 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 40 36 0 184 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
NEVERMORE 1-5260 24 21 2 183 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
SUPERIORBOY 71-3640 35 62 1 181 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (4414) KYR'TERR
ARCOS 13-3373 30 52 2 181 EL EQUIDO (3225) DULLENS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-STRONGEST #3 40-173 46 90 1 180 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
-LUGH 4-3809 34 21 3 180 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856 29 24 1 180 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
GODIVA 74-2800 23 10 0 180 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 29 15 1 179 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
PIVOT 60-4811 25 12 1 177 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
BLUE MEANIE 60-4814 33 17 0 176 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
BANGED UP BUNNY 97-369 24 30 6 176 D.O.A. (2605) SHADOW GROVE
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 43 43 2 175 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
GLORY 1-6847 39 35 0 173 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 38 37 0 173 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 32 18 1 173 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 32 16 1 170 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
CULUBRA 10-235 48 62 0 169 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
ZIN 3-4197 43 68 0 169 GAMES LIBRARY (3481) OSKSI
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 41 34 3 169 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
JIMBY 42-3777 38 35 1 169 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 41 68 16 167 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
LEITZITH 16-4444 23 23 0 167 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
-GRUUMSH 21-313 37 28 4 165 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
-ALADAR 82-13483 22 5 0 162 RUSTY NAILS (4363) DWES EG
-MAGELLAN 59-126 28 26 0 159 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
CHARLIE 61-2873 49 41 0 158 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
-TOE-PAZ #2 22-5608 33 24 0 158 ROCK ETTS (2971) SOLVEN
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 22 25 0 157 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
GIGANTA 62-3197 33 39 2 156 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145) VALAMANTIS
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 33 17 0 156 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 23 20 0 156 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
-FARATI 21-1330 33 17 3 155 THE METAL MILITIA (4787) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HYRAXUS 25-1410 32 19 0 154 CHURCH OF STEEL (1182) LYRATILAN
VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 40 26 3 152 GENOCIDE (4423) TRICORUS
SELEX 40-3039 24 7 0 152 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU
-NIGHTSHADE 29-3773 21 12 0 152 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 31 24 0 151 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VICTORY 75-757 14 8 1 150 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509 22 7 2 149 CARNAGE CANARIES (4734) SUNSET
PISTOL 65-6205 42 34 1 147 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 22 8 5 147 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
JOHN 29-4177 42 51 0 145 MEN (4412) LAPUR
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 31 31 1 145 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
STING 10-429 21 18 2 143 THE HOLY LEGION (1422) KOLACT
DAMN DOG 17-6242 27 21 1 142 CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY (4596) ALJAFIR
SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873 19 10 1 141 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG
SEITAN 17-4403 30 33 1 139 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 30 30 0 139 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
PEGASUS 6-4161 21 21 1 139 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 49 46 4 138 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 21 23 1 138 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
HEARSAY 75-2721 23 10 3 137 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
RYANATOR 33-3462 29 22 0 136 OBSIDIAN HALL (1640) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
HOFFA 49-3185 54 78 0 133 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 34 33 1 133 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
STILLWATER 25-3762 25 43 0 133 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
ROTTEN 68-8189 18 9 1 131 MY EX WIFE (4181) FIREHOLD
CARPET BURN 3-5698 32 27 0 129 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
-KARMAKAZI 4-4255 27 17 0 128 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 24 17 0 128 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
TAXES 22-1661 22 19 1 128 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
MATA HARI 41-3812 29 20 0 127 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
APRIL FRESH 6-1535 24 20 4 125 ENEMA MINE (4296) TRANSEL
EASTWOOD 7-4788 30 21 1 124 GUNFIGHTERS (4595) BONSUR
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 21 15 0 120 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 20 14 0 118 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GOTTM BEERBALLS 7-864 36 25 6 116 LIQUOR CABINET II (4518) BONSUR
LARCENY 75-2720 25 14 0 116 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAY WIND 6-5201 18 17 1 115 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
TSUNAMI 75-2214 22 5 1 113 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
-OFFICE POLITICS 76-1967 19 12 0 112 HOUSE OF PAIN (3097) SIMTAKKA
PINK HEART 62-3643 13 2 2 112 MIKE'S INK (4677) VALAMANTIS
BLISS 74-2940 22 10 0 111 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
LEMON DROP 33-6685 26 23 0 110 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
WETBOX 60-5229 17 10 1 109 BOXES (4147) ARADI
-CERASTES 39-3181 22 14 1 108 OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233) XOCHITHLAN
CHURCH GIRL 2-3610 27 15 2 107 THE NOVICES (4097) NIANIA
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 30 27 1 104 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
LAWN DART GOALIE 17-6214 23 13 0 103 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
-STEWART 50-3127 25 10 0 102 IRON CURTAIN (4351) SNOWBOUND
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 36 20 0 100 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
SCREAMIN' JAY 22-670 25 22 0 100 LUNATIC FRINGE (78) SOLVEN
SULACCO 4-5128 22 12 2 100 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 21 22 3 100 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
KA D'ARGO 10-4270 20 9 1 100 FARSCAPE (4155) KOLACT
FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953 20 15 0 99 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG
-CHRISEIS 51-4989 27 13 1 95 AMAZON ELITE (4807) TRICORUS
-CUNNING CALICO 12-5628 26 14 3 95 ARENA FELINES (1060) RIZTAB
ELEKTRA 4-3652 24 10 0 95 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
MARK 5-4088 35 57 2 94 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
STINKALOGICAL 21-5409 21 11 1 94 BOOK OF STINK (4774) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WILL DUEL FOR FOOD 7-4827 20 8 0 94 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710) BONSUR
-GUANTANAMO BAY 22-5826 25 18 0 93 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 27 9 0 92 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
-THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104 26 14 0 92 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
-SNOWMAN 29-3460 21 20 1 92 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DROPPED SOAP 29-4208 18 3 1 88 SURPRISE! (4789) LAPUR
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 28 64 1 87 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR
CLINTON 22-2516 24 14 1 87 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
JACKASS 21-4526 23 17 0 87 TRIAL & ERROR (4704) SUNSET
KING BEAR 35-3629 19 4 1 86 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
WHERE'S MY TOURNEY 82-2893 14 0 0 85 THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! (4202) DWES EG
THANATAR 21-749 20 21 3 84 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
MALLIA 21-748 21 23 1 83 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
-HOW--LITE 22-5635 21 19 1 83 ROCK ETTS (2971) SOLVEN
PIPE LAYER 63-2406 18 6 0 83 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
-STAPLE GUN 30-3836 15 5 1 83 I TRAINED THEM (3047) IAYE
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 11 3 0 83 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
SLAP HAPPY 60-6031 20 29 0 82 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
EYE OF THE TIGER 33-6780 18 6 1 81 ARENA FELINES (4464) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DARK GERBIL 82-6762 13 6 2 79 CROSS BREED (4784) DWES EG
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 27 12 1 78 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
ROBERT BORK 22-920 25 11 0 77 CONSPIRACY INC. (706) SOLVEN
GANGLARE 74-3324 15 9 2 77 EINHERJAR IV (4809) DAIYLA KIV
IN THE PIG! 96-864 16 11 5 76 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN 7-4839 22 13 0 75 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710) BONSUR
-SPAWN 41-1891 16 18 0 75 FLAGG'S FIVE (4607) KATI-TEI
PERSONAL BEJEEZUS 12-5451 15 4 0 75 ESTIMATED PROPHETS (4516) RIZTAB
INBRED FRED 17-6253 20 12 0 73 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 21 4 0 72 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 15 10 1 72 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
-FASTER PUSSYCAT 12-5690 20 10 1 71 ARENA FELINES II (4494) RIZTAB
ED 209 5-3955 20 24 3 70 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
BIGGLES 60-6032 18 31 0 70 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
-AUTOMAN 82-10032 3 22 0 70 MY THIRD PARENT (4654) DWES EG
SANTO STINKO 21-5400 23 10 0 67 BOOK OF STINK (4774) SUNSET
ASHANTI 6-5352 18 19 4 67 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
-A-10 33-2563 18 22 1 66 PIG BATTALION (4717) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 27 39 0 65 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SCREAMING EYEBALL 12-4768 18 7 1 65 NEOGNOSIS (4374) RIZTAB
BLONDIE 36-5723 16 14 0 65 BABES (3876) JHANS
-ROGERS 59-1609 15 11 0 65 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
GUTTERBALL 78-2344 19 14 1 64 PBA (4685) LIN TIRIAN
MAGENTA 3-5711 38 56 0 63 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
DRY KEG 33-6679 19 30 0 63 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TORRI 82-22851 13 10 0 63 LADIES (4778) DWES EG
ENDYMION 6-4163 22 21 1 61 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
-SMELLY CAT 12-5742 18 5 1 60 ARENA FELINES (1060) RIZTAB
-GRIESEMAN 22-667 24 20 1 59 LUNATIC FRINGE (78) SOLVEN
-DURANY 74-3213 16 8 2 58 WICKED DESTINY (4808) DAIYLA KIV
F. TIM 78-2315 24 29 1 57 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
WILD CARD HAMMER 33-6864 21 16 2 57 CASINO HAMMERZ (4801) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
CARNAL 21-5388 21 14 0 57 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
HOTTA WATTA 10-5038 18 7 0 57 TOWNSVILLAINS (4484) KOLACT
-MUNCHIES 10-5053 16 9 0 57 TERRAPIN STATION (2351) KOLACT
COBRA 29-4355 15 8 1 56 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
E. VICTOR 9-4864 14 11 0 56 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
-VERISIMILITUDE 60-6550 20 16 0 55 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744) ARADI
OREL HERSHISER 74-3180 14 11 0 55 1988 DODGERS (4753) DAIYLA KIV
ZOMBIE STOMP 82-2617 14 6 0 54 NO MORE TEARS (4773) DWES EG
-ASH 17-6145 16 4 1 53 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR
-CHASITY BELT 18-6507 16 5 0 53 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CAT FANCY 12-5739 15 7 1 53 ARENA FELINES (1060) RIZTAB
-ZANTARA 36-5853 14 11 0 53 IRON TIGERS (4806) JHANS
POTOMACC 21-5489 15 8 0 52 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
-REIDI 51-5133 14 10 0 52 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
-LINDEN 32-4072 14 10 0 52 FISHERMAN'S WHARF (3776) ARVAT
PERFECT LOVER 70-7341 8 5 0 52 KANSAS (4612) SENTERN
MIKE BELIEVE 12-5552 19 21 0 51 POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515) RIZTAB
KERMIT 62-3267 14 10 0 50 THE MUPPETS (4669) VALAMANTIS
FRANK 3-5707 36 59 1 47 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
BIG BROTHER 3-5568 44 63 0 46 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
COL SALOMON 17-5290 20 18 1 46 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
-RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400 15 6 1 43 SURPRISE! (4736) AMEN-TEI
THE 13TH WARRIOR 82-6346 2 0 0 43 STOOPID MOVIES (4759) DWES EG
JONES 14-1283 18 105 4 39 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 19 26 0 35 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-PLA Y. TEX 60-5662 21 23 1 34 BLOOD RELATED (4344) ARADI
NEPHRON 30-4147 21 24 1 22 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
NARCISSISTIC NUN 69-8644 5 3 0 18 ODD SQUAD (4769) CIMMERIAC
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 41 34 3 CENTER FOR OLDS 4052 EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 452
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Glory -- In case John Holmes doesn't answer and tell you what he's gifted at...locker
room gossip has it that the gods gifted him in the area of...uhm...big biceps. --
Gazelle
Ed 209 -- That was just silly. You should not thrust with that kind of force when
you are exhausted. Bad form! -- Gazelle
Glacier -- I like the way your muscles ripple when you swing that thing. You're real
hard to parry, too. But we both looked really good out there. I was surprised
neither of us made the popularity list. The crowd was jeering, then cheering, then
gasping in horror...I thought they loved us, didn't you? -- Khirza
Ho-Chan the Axe -- A feathered hat is better than a furry one. -- Khirza
Not in winter! -- Ed., who suffers from cold ears
Scribe -- I've been following the stories and enjoying them. Well done! -- mgr.
Castaways
Big Brother -- Remind me to explain the concept of a "weapon" to you sometime. --
Mike Believe
Magellan -- A good try, but my natural feline superiority was enough...that time,
anyway. -- Small Cat
P.S. I won't teach as well if you come back again.
Sorrow -- You want skills from me, you have to lose the fight. At least, that's the
way I was taught to do it. -- Zin
Mr. Wrinkle-Free -- (leans close and presses a little crease into his sleeve) Some
declarations are just too much of a challenge. -- Similde
Just a Job to Do -- Rotten attitude. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
Baretta -- Drat. Good fight. -- Glory
The Eternal Pledge -- Your furniture always shines, right? Or is it your floors? --
Charlie
Eastwood -- Good challenge for you. Thanks for the skills though. -- Al Gore
John -- A nice and easy win that pays out two skills. Thanks. -- C. Canary
Dropped Soap -- You can use the showers first. I'll wait till you are done. --
Clinton
13 November 2003
Let it be known far and wide, that the Warrior TUM 18-7380, the Champions Runner-Up
for the recent Tournament, is managed by none other than Shocking Toad. I named this
fabulous warrior after my friend and mentor, TUM, a.k.a. Don! Sorry TUM didn't get
me my first TC; however, a runner-up with all those sandbaggers is pretty impressive,
if I do say so myself. -- Shocking Toad, The Manager
13 November 2003
All -- This is to announce that I am no longer a member of the Vendetta Cartel
Alliance. I have enjoyed my time there, and I've made some great friends. Their
company will be missed, but they will endure. I wish them well. -- Apex
2 December 2003
ZalCon2, ZalCon Reloaded
Where: Jhelum, DM 4
When: February 9th or 23rd, 2003 (TBA when Mail In date set)
How Long: 20 Turns
Restrictions: Zero FE at start of contest. Must announce warrior styles by second
arena fight to receive points. No prize modified warriors. No entry to July Face,
No TV Challenges. All prizes to be used exclusively on warriors from the contest
team only.
Awards:
First Initiate Duelmaster (FID): First warrior announced in the contest to
reach the throne.
Prize: Limited Damage Potion, increasing damage for 1 warrior by one rating to
max for ST/SZ.
Warrior MVP: Top warrior based on MVP points accrued in the contest.
Prize: Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge for any warrior on team, +1
to bonus in any skill area up to max for style for 1 warrior on team, 2
nights stay at Winter FTF Hotel.
Team MVP: Top Team based on MVP points accrued in contest by all the teams
warriors.
Prize: Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge, +1 to Bonus, 6 Months Free
Play, 20 Rollups.
Warrior MVP Top 11: Next 10 warriors on MVP list at the end of the contest.
Prize: +1 to Bonus
Style Master: Top warrior in each style based on Style Master points accrued in
the contest.
Prize: Favorites Knowledge of any warrior on team.
Iron Manager Award: Minimum 95 fights in contest by any team.
Prize: Choice of free entry for team to 2005 Winter Face or +1 to Bonus for one
warrior.
MVP Point System: +1 for Win, Fight, Kill, Recognition Leader (after Round 3), -1
Death, +2 Duelmaster, +2 each 3 Consecutive turns as DM, +1 Quality Win (any win over
opponent with 5 or more Rec), +1 for each 10 Rec points over 5 in win (+1 for 5-14
above, +2 for 15-24 above, +3 for 25-34 above).
Style Master Point System: +2 Style Master, +1 Win vs. Same Style Opponent, +1 Win
vs. Same Style Master, +1 for 3 Consecutive Turns as Style Master (rolling).
Please direct any question about rules or clarifications to me, Robert
Occhipinti, via Diplo to DM74, 1988 Dodgers or email to zalgor@hotmail.com. All
rules decisions made by me are final and binding within the confines of this contest.
8 December 2003
Greetings! I would like to invite everyone to Jhans (DM 36) for the first annual kLk
St. Valentine's Day Massacre (kill contest). We will start the contest off with the
ceremonial burning of the Andorian flag on turn 450. (Six turns away. Roughly mid-
February.) The contest will run for 10 turns. On turn 461, 3 separate victors will
be announced. Team with the most kills, warrior with the most kills, and alliance
with the most kills. Prizes will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most
kills and to the manager of the warrior with the most kills. The prizes will
probably be team roll-ups. The number of roll-ups has yet to be determined. The
contest is sponsored by Jhans' newest, (but by the time the contest starts) largest
alliance, the kLk (pronounced "klick"). -- Polarius, mgr. of Blitzkrieg DM 36
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MARCO devastated GORDON in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
COMFORTABLY NUMB narrowly defeated SEITAN in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge melee.
LITTLE CROW vanquished ROAD TO DAKAR in a popular 6 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SORROW savagely defeated SIR CUITOUS in a 7 minute Challenge competition.
5-STAR RATING overpowered SNIPE HUNTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
D. FILER viciously subdued STONEWALL in a popular 2 minute Challenge competition.
BLACK HOLE SCRAG lost to GLACIER in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
NEVERMORE lost to PEACE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
AFGHAN REBEL overpowered TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KRARSHT overpowered SIMILDE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GODIVA was bested by RONALD REAGAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
SUPERIORBOY was demolished by NICK NITRO in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SLANT EDISON was viciously subdued by LEATHER REBEL in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
B HURLEY viciously subdued SIR VIVOR in a action packed 4 minute Challenge duel.
HYRAXUS was devastated by AUDIE MURPHY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SERVLET SALLY overpowered JIM PENGOUIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY was overpowered by ANKLEBITER in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
LEITZITH was devastated by SMALL CAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
JACOB demolished HEARSAY in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge bout.
STONE KILLER handily defeated JIMBY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CULUBRA defeated PEGASUS in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
CHURCH GIRL was overpowered by SONORA MOUNTAIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
VAL BEMERIKI overpowered COOKIE SNORT in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
EASTWOOD lost to PARADISE PARROT in a popular 4 minute Challenge fray.
BLISS was overcome by RIFF-RAFF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge bout.
GIGANTA vanquished BLOODSTONE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MATA HARI was defeated by JOHN in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
THANATAR was overpowered by S. MARY ROSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
AFRICAN GREY savagely defeated MAGENTA in a exciting 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
SCREAMING EYEBALL overpowered FRANK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
CLINTON slimly won victory over SLAP HAPPY in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
WHERE'S MY TOURNEY? demolished ASHANTI in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KA D'ARGO overpowered ROBERT BORK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
MIKE BELIEVE was viciously subdued by BIGGLES in a 2 minute Challenge match.
SULACCO overpowered JACKASS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MALLIA was savagely defeated by SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
KERMIT was defeated by DUCK RUBBER in a action packed 3 minute Challenge battle.
THE BIG 'E' won victory over UNBRIDLED in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
C LAETTNER was handily defeated by IGNATIUS MAX in a popular 2 minute mismatched duel.
VELVET VIXEN was devastated by AFROSLEAZIAC in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FRERE MAIN ROUJ viciously subdued TICKLE ME HOFFA in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
PAPAYA BALROG was demolished by THE EXPLOITER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PITT overpowered LANCELOT in a popular 2 minute uneven bout.
PLAYDO GOLEM slimly lost to FOG in a exciting 5 minute brutal duel.
GUAVA NICE DAY handily defeated COM DOT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
BELIAL overpowered MAGMA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
KHIRZA viciously subdued F-ARUBA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal match.
THE CAT'S MEOW demolished SPOTTED PONY in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
PEEG was devastated by ASEROTH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
DUMBASS overpowered DALI PARTON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven bout.
RICO overpowered MIDNIGHT IMP in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
RIGOR MORTIS overpowered VORTEX in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
EVERSTORM was overcome by THE BEAST in a crowd pleasing 4 minute battle.
MARCINKO beat SIDAHS in a popular 3 minute struggle.
DOMINO savagely defeated HO-CHAN THE AXE in a exciting 13 minute gruesome brawl.
BED-WETTING FREAK vanquished BOOZEHOUND in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
LOUANNSALLY overpowered HIGH ELF in a exciting 1 minute uneven melee.
JUST A JOB TO DO luckily beat HATSHEPSUT in a action packed 10 minute battle.
WOBBLENUT was narrowly defeated by DROOLING GOOBER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD was narrowly defeated by PLEDGE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute duel.
BANGED UP BUNNY was overpowered by COUCH POTATO in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
ZIN was narrowly defeated by PIVOT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome fight.
A DIFFERENT GRAPE viciously subdued BAWDY BUZZ BUD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
MAELSTROM demolished POPE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
EARTHQUAKE assassinated WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
CHOKING CHICKEN demolished BIG STRONG MAN in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
JOHN HOLMES defeated MEADOW VOLE in a 2 minute bout.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE handily defeated MIGHTY MITE in a 1 minute uneven match.
BURST handily defeated ROLEX WATCH in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK was beaten by LUBE MASTER in a exciting 3 minute brutal struggle.
GLORY overpowered PISTOL in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
ROTTEN was demolished by ALVIN YORK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
YELLOWJACKET overpowered APRIL FRESH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CHARLIE demolished LEMON DROP in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
ARCOS vanquished GRAY WIND in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BLUE MEANIE demolished STING in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
THE BISMARCK luckily beat H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK overpowered WETBOX in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
CARPET BURN was demolished by VICTORY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GOTTM BEERBALLS was devastated by CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CEREBRAL JANITOR was luckily beaten by RYANATOR in a crowd pleasing 6 minute duel.
SELEX defeated HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal competition.
FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY was vanquished by TAXES in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LARCENY was vanquished by DAMN DOG in a 1 minute uneven melee.
TSUNAMI was overcome by WIMPY WIND in a exciting 1 minute gruesome match.
SCREAMIN' JAY was savagely defeated by PINK HEART in a action packed 2 minute duel.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE overpowered STILLWATER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LAWN DART GOALIE demolished ED 209 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided competition.
SANTO STINKO lost to VIOLENT VOLE in a 2 minute gory conflict.
PIPE LAYER overpowered POTOMACC in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
OREL HERSHISER devastated NARCISSISTIC NUN in a 2 minute bloody uneven match.
GANGLARE vanquished F. TIM in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
CARNAL was overpowered by KING BEAR in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
ELEKTRA handily defeated COBRA in a 1 minute uneven contest.
PERSONAL BEJEEZUS outwaited HOTTA WATTA in a crowd boring 19 minute bloody fray.
PERFECT LOVER was defeated by DRY KEG in a exciting 2 minute gruesome match.
JONES was overpowered by TORRI in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
MARK devastated GUTTERBALL in a 2 minute mismatched fray.
ENDYMION was overpowered by EYE OF THE TIGER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
STINKALOGICAL subdued DARK GERBIL in a exciting 2 minute gruesome contest.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX devastated WILD CARD HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ZOMBIE STOMP was savagely defeated by PUDDING PARADE in a exciting 6 minute bout.
BIG BROTHER unbelievably bested SWINGDADDY-O in a exciting 4 minute brawl.
THE 13TH WARRIOR demolished NEPHRON in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
AXIS OF EVIL vanquished E. VICTOR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided melee.
IN THE PIG! savagely defeated BLONDIE in a 2 minute gory bout.
WILL DUEL FOR FOOD savagely defeated FURTIVE RETURNS in a exciting 3 minute fight.
RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN was devastated by ROMUALD B TUNE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
COL SALOMON was handily defeated by INBRED FRED in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 67 PARRY-RIPOSTE 34 - 23 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 30 PARRY-STRIKE 26 - 20 - 0 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 25 SLASHING ATTACK 191 - 151 - 3 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 25 LUNGING ATTACK 332 - 307 - 4 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 21 STRIKING ATTACK 108 - 103 - 3 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 15 AIMED BLOW 88 - 94 - 2 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 15 WALL OF STEEL 133 - 145 - 1 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 BASHING ATTACK 38 - 42 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 TOTAL PARRY 88 - 119 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 50 - 79 - 0 39 |
Turn 452 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 10 - 5 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 16 3 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 7 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 17 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 36 - 31 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 4 2 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 7 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 10 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 13 - 12 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MARCO 51-5008 35 15 2 289 BOY O'S (4027)
AIMED BLOW BELIAL 7-3838 95 69 2 273 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
PARRY-STRIKE RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651 64 49 3 272 LOST SOULS II (2818)
STRIKING ATTACK EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 82 53 2 257 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
SLASHING ATTACK LEATHER REBEL 60-5400 52 30 1 249 METAL MELTDOWN (3862)
BASHING ATTACK GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254 49 45 0 240 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)
TOTAL PARRY PITT 33-4709 57 30 0 235 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949)
WALL OF STEEL THE CAT'S MEOW 12-2073 41 25 1 233 ARENA FELINES (1060)
PARRY-LUNGE FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 42 23 0 224 LA PENTARCHIE (4427)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505 47 28 0 191 SPECIAL ED (2722)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The ten other most popular fighters were
HATSHEPSUT 51-4157, CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729, BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849, B HURLEY
9-4350, BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856, SORROW 1-2863, PLAYDO GOLEM 33-4567, LITTLE CROW
82-5418, ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978, and LEATHER REBEL 60-5400.
The least popular fighter this week was HOTTA WATTA 10-5038. The other ten least
popular fighters were PERSONAL BEJEEZUS 12-5451, RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN 7-4839, NEPHRON
30-4147, COBRA 29-4355, CARNAL 21-5388, F. TIM 78-2315, TSUNAMI 75-2214, LARCENY
75-2720, FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY 82-1953, and CARPET BURN 3-5698.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 1 0 SOLVEN(22) 9 2 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 1 0
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 TI(23) 1 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 3 3 0
OSKSI(3) 6 4 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 4 0 ARADI(60) 5 3 0
JHELUM(4) 3 2 0 CALEAM(26) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 1 2 0 MORYA(28) 2 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 4 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 0 5 0 LAPUR(29) 1 2 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 3 4 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 2 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 3 3 0 ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 2 3 0
KOLACT(10) 3 4 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 4 3 0 SENTERN(70) 0 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 3 3 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 2 1 0
DULLENS(13) 2 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 1 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 2 2 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 JHANS(36) 0 2 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 4 6 1
MALCORN(15) 0 2 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 1 0
WILLAF(16) 1 1 0 ZENSU(40) 2 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 5 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 8 4 0
TALCAMA(18) 5 7 0 RODEKI(42) 4 3 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 VEASTIAN(43) 0 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 4 7 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SORROW 1-2863 35 23 2 225 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
CHURCH GIRL 2-3610 27 15 2 107 THE NOVICES (4097) NIANIA
THE BEAST 3-5547 47 62 0 207 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651 64 49 3 272 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
POPE 5-4090 43 49 2 186 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
PEGASUS 6-4161 21 21 1 139 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 95 69 2 273 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 42 23 0 224 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
B HURLEY 9-4350 46 41 3 226 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 39 25 0 201 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
THE CAT'S MEOW 12-2073 41 25 1 233 ARENA FELINES (1060) RIZTAB
SMALL CAT 13-4200 44 65 1 192 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
JONES 14-1283 18 105 4 39 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 41 25 2 198 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 32 18 1 173 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162 35 13 0 222 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 62 52 1 208 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 25 22 1 196 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
FOG 21-4416 74 73 0 224 EVENGATE (3909) SUNSET
THE EXPLOITER 22-1226 48 33 1 223 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 43 33 0 206 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
BURST 25-3654 34 23 0 218 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 45 28 0 189 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 21 23 1 138 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
JOHN 29-4177 42 51 0 145 MEN (4412) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 21 24 1 22 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
5-STAR RATING 31-4264 33 11 0 212 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732 41 34 0 190 LUST MUPPETS (4248) ARVAT
PITT 33-4709 57 30 0 235 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 38 37 0 173 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 43 43 2 175 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
GORDON 36-4536 44 17 1 195 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254 49 45 0 240 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
IGNATIUS MAX 40-3037 33 23 1 213 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU
MATA HARI 41-3812 29 20 0 127 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 34 22 4 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
PEEG 43-2613 126 121 3 194 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
DUMBASS 49-1361 46 60 0 240 BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310) VITHICAR
MARCO 51-5008 35 15 2 289 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
LEATHER REBEL 60-5400 52 30 1 249 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHARLIE 61-2873 49 41 0 158 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 32 16 1 170 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
PIPE LAYER 63-2406 18 6 0 83 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
COM DOT 65-6217 39 24 0 189 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
ROTTEN 68-8189 18 9 1 131 MY EX WIFE (4181) FIREHOLD
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 44 27 2 202 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
PERFECT LOVER 70-7341 8 5 0 52 KANSAS (4612) SENTERN
ASEROTH 71-2821 38 20 0 214 THE LAST STRAW V (4420) KYR'TERR
GODIVA 74-2800 23 10 0 180 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 82 53 2 257 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
SIDAHS 77-176 31 21 1 200 RESCUE (3887) MAZGOURRAH
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 30 27 1 104 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
LITTLE CROW 82-5418 30 12 0 240 THE PEOPLE (4137) DWES EG
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 22 8 5 147 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 20 12 5 227 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE