ADVANCED DUELMASTERS
Date : 12/23/2003 Duedate: 01/05/2004
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-453
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-DARK TOADS 65/4805 6 2 0 75.0 CARE PACKAGE 56/4442
2 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 13 6 0 68.4 13-COLD STEEL I 65/4793 159 123 6 56.4
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 14-THE TAKEN 29/1122 510 398 2 56.2
FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709 15 CAVITY CREEP 33/3949 185 147 2 55.7
3 MIKE'S INK 62/4677 343 189 5 64.5 16-ANDORIAN WIM 22/4798 5 4 0 55.6
THIEVES GUILD 60/4312 17 WICKED MARTYR 7/3170 294 237 5 55.4
BLOOD & IRON 40/3442 ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632
MY ROCK BAND 60/3110 18-BOOK OF STIN 21/4774 107 87 2 55.2
THE PEOPLE 82/4137 CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY 17/4596
4-NEOGNOSIS 12/4374 67 37 0 64.4 19 FRUIT PUPPET 37/2520 257 211 1 54.9
CHURCH OF STEEL 25/1182 OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430
THE MUPPETS 62/4669 20 NUMBERS GAME 31/4642 194 170 0 53.3
5 EVENGATE 21/3909 679 405 7 62.6 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622
6 CORPS 74/3405 2450 1561 43 61.1 CAMERON CRAZIES 9/3908
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862
BOY O'S 51/4027 PLACES TO GO 51/4178
THE BEARS 35/2674 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488
NASTY MOB 21/4730 21-THE NOVICES 2/4097 870 776 9 52.9
BABES 36/3876 THE METAL MILITIA 21/4787
DEATH THREAT 29/4804 THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! 82/4202
7 FARSCAPE 10/4155 20 13 0 60.6 HOUSE OF PAIN 76/3097
GUARDIANS 43/4082 METAL SHOP 37/4791
8-LADIES 82/4778 6 4 0 60.0 22 SPECIAL ED 17/4525 187 168 0 52.7
9 NIGHTMARES 99/4725 285 196 6 59.3 SPECIAL ED 23/2722
EAGLES CLAW 38/1613 KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471
SCRAGITARIOUS 21/3327 23 VERMIN! 82/4813 879 800 10 52.4
PANSY DIVISION 51/3406 SIR AGLIO 10/2079
CLUB CULTURE 60/4637 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
10 KA-POW! 15/3970 1111 767 13 59.2 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 VERMIN!! 82/4315
11 KANSAS 70/4612 1474 1089 14 57.5 24 ROCK ETTS 22/2971 188 173 2 52.1
BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305 ROCK-ETTS II 78/4814
CROSS BREED 82/4784 25 BOXES 60/4147 1448 1354 17 51.7
MY EX WIFE 68/4181 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647
STOOPID MOVIES 82/4759 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
D.O.A. 97/2605 THE LAST STRAW V 71/4420
DARK CIRCLE PETS II 73/4794 NO MORE TEARS 82/4773
12 GET SMART 27/4066 874 676 13 56.4 ODD SQUAD 69/4769
MAIN COURSE 82/4440 26 ARENA FELINE 33/4464 126 118 0 51.6
MY THIRD PARENT 82/4654 ARENA FELINES 12/1060
SURPRISE! 29/4789 27 SUNNYLAND 40/4767 16 15 0 51.6
GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345 1988 DODGERS 74/4753
RUSTY NAILS 82/4363 DREAM PARK 9/4786
ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744 28 CARTOUCHE 51/3495 287 270 6 51.5
I TRAINED THEM 30/3047 FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331
PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987 ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583
NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822 EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452
LOST SOULS II 4/2818 29 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680 18 17 1 51.4
WORKING MEN 63/4752 CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734
RIVER WARDENS 46/2010 30 GENOCIDE 51/4423 26 25 1 51.0
OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808 THE WARRIORS 10/438
LOST SOULS II 9/2309 FROM THE FACE 18/4803
SURPRISE! 63/4736 31 FEVER PITCH 21/3240 688 680 5 50.3
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608 REDHORSE 56/3727
WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433 49 INSIGNIFICAN 74/4811 47 62 2 43.1
BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800 50-BIRDS 41/4735 125 169 1 42.5
BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD 49/1310 THE OFFENDERS 17/1987
32 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 549 548 6 50.0 RESCUE 77/3887
SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q 82/4402 ERRATA 25/3564
SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145 EL EQUIDO 13/3225
SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536 TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704
SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 71/4414 51-BLADE ZEN 74/4492 33 45 0 42.3
SUPERIOR FORCES 78/4795 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875
SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571 DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706
33 OBSIDIAN HAL 33/1640 8 8 1 50.0 GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581
THE HOLY LEGION 10/1422 52-PBA 78/4685 76 106 0 41.8
IRON CATHEDRAL 52/4792 53-KELLUMBO'S K 22/4810 58 86 1 40.3
DWARVEN LEGION 21/4788 54 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 10 15 1 40.0
34 TOWNSVILLAIN 10/4484 2 2 0 50.0 55 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 481 724 5 39.9
POWERPUFF GIRLS 12/4515 LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197
35 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778 120 121 0 49.8 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175 WILD KINGDOM 35/4193
36-LUST MUPPETS 32/4248 85 90 1 48.6 MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756
MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/4246 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
37 FIRESIGN THE 48/2803 76 85 0 47.2 56 HAWKS 1/3721 68 111 1 38.0
38 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 217 256 5 45.9 57-FLAGG'S FIVE 41/4607 4 7 0 36.4
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 58-WICKED DESTI 74/4808 23 41 0 35.9
39 GIFTED 69/3978 737 882 8 45.5 59 THE EXPLORER 59/2235 16 29 0 35.6
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 60 MEN 29/4412 556 1033 11 35.0
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 TALES 43/2584
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 JOHNS 5/3510
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 STORIES 49/2835
40 LEGALESE 75/4658 120 144 3 45.5 HABIT 78/4547
GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595 MIKES 14/3982
THE REPUBLICANS 22/114 61-AT WORK 26/4785 3 6 0 33.3
41 SONS OF SATAN 21/69 45 54 0 45.5 SANDS OF TIME 38/4666
CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706 62-CASINO HAMME 33/4801 3 6 0 33.3
42 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 682 825 8 45.3 63 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 47 99 0 32.2
43 ENEMA MINE 6/4296 212 259 2 45.0 64 SAND DANCERS 75/2258 413 889 4 31.7
ESTIMATED PROPHETS 12/4516 FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069
LUNATIC FRINGE 22/78 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217
SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT 7/4710 GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481
LIQUOR CABINET II 7/4518 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767
44-SCARLET KNIG 11/4372 48 60 0 44.4 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697
45 KREWE OF DRUI 6/4679 24 30 1 44.4 65 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507 12 28 0 30.0
46 FORCE OF FIV 74/4812 7 9 0 43.8 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
47 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 105 137 0 43.4 66-SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 3 8 0 27.3
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 67-IRON TIGERS 36/4806 1 7 0 12.5
PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 ASTRONOMICAL 7/4802
THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 68 EINHERJAR IV 74/4809 2 0 0 100
48 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 241 316 1 43.3
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Eye of the Storm #70 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
In the Far West:
"Roofs?" Herlas leaned across the rail and peered down into the water. "I've
heard of the Drowned Land, of course, but I hadn't realized it would be on our
course, and so close to the surface--"
Ashon Chang grabbed the wizard's belt and hauled him back. "You can't swim,
remember? And we aren't stopping here to explore, even if you can. We have more
important things to do." He glanced across at Werre. "As soon as the wind changes,
we should be able to get loose."
The Adantri nodded. "Sooner, I think. You might not realize it, but even here
in the middle of this sea, there are tides, and the tide is rising. We should float
off any time now." He frowned at the plain of water around them, and the distant
line of darkness on the horizon that was probably land. "I just hope we don't hit
any other...roof before we get away from this place."
"So do we all," Vurand growled. "Roofs instead of reefs! Drowned cities! The
sooner we get our feet back on dry land, the happier I'll be."
*** ***** *** ***** ***
"You could never pass yourself off as Tzaltakkan," Zakar said. "Your coloring
is wrong--we could fix that, maybe, but your face is the wrong shape, too. And
everybody in this city who isn't Tzaltakkan by blood is a slave. Besides, you don't
speak the language."
Shania Silverstar scowled, already not liking where this seemed to be going.
"There must be, I don't know, traders from other lands? Travelers--big cities always
have foreign travelers--"
"Not in Zinaco-Lal. No foreigner gets into this city as a free man. Traders
and travelers don't get past the outer harbor and the Foreigners' Quarter. We're in
the heart of the city here, woman. And no matter when we leave the shrine, you will
be seen. Count on it. So you have to be--to at least look like--something that
won't raise questions. The slave of someone of true Tzaltakkan blood. And," he went
on before she could answer, "people will be looking for you. You specifically--
blonde, fair-skinned. So we have to make you unmemorable. As much as possible,
anyway. So we'll dye your hair black and darken your skin as much as we can, too."
He studied her, frowning.
Shania could see that now he had forgotten whatever personal pleasure he took in
the thought of her posing as his slave and was considering the practical aspects.
She turned her own thoughts to the practical aspects. Distasteful as the proposed
ruse was, Zakar was probably right when he said it was the only thing that would work
here and now. She could change her appearance magically...no, better not. That
change could be made as well with simple physical means. Better save what magical
energy she had at the moment for a serious need. "Soot will do for my hair if you
can't find anything better," she said briskly. "Red ochre, maybe, for my skin? And
tea or something like it, to take the white out of this shift."
He nodded. "I've got a contact who can get what we'll need." He smiled without
humor. "In a brothel." He moved to the exit from the shrine. "It shouldn't take me
long to get the stuff. Stay here and stay out of sight until I get back."
He was gone before she could utter any of the remarks that sprang to mind, such
as that she was smart enough not to go out and be recognized, and wasn't his servant,
and....
*** ***** *** ***** ***
It was the tide that finally got their ship off the roof. Imperceptible so far
from shore, the waters rose. The only sign of it was the slow drag and the final
lift that freed the vessel. Though it was late in the day, Werre sent the ship
shoreward--according to their charts, at least--as quickly as possible. He put
Jammies and Vurand in the bow to watch for other obstacles so long as there was light
enough to see them. But apparently the tower that had caught them was the tallest
building left in the drowned city. By sunset, there were no more roofs to be
glimpsed in the water.
"Some day," Herlas muttered, "I will come back here. There are spells that
would permit exploration of that which is sunken, if it does not lie to deep. To be
the first man in millennia to look upon the towers of vanished Melantea...."
"There are probably lots of western wizards who've dived on these ruins," Ashon
Chang countered. "Why not? It's right in their back yard."
"Never!" the Fratsfan responded immediately. "The gods could not do that to
me--"
Vurand's scornful laughter cut across his words. "Why should the gods care if
you're the first or the ninety-first?" The Orc squinted at the shore, red hills and
black shadows in the sunset light. As far east along it as he could see, at the
limit of the light was an area where the shapes of light and shadow were straight-
edged, square-cornered. "Will we try to reach that city tonight?"
"No. Too dangerous to go sailing around here in the dark," Werre answered.
"Rocks, ruins, or reefs, we don't want to hit anything else."
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Tides of Magic #18 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
Not Talahya:
Carris Fallstar glanced around the interior quickly. The light was red and
seemed dim, though it was hot. Five free-standing hearths burned aromatic wood, or
maybe it would be better to say that aromatic woods smoldered on the hearths. There
was more smoke than flame and light coming from them. What little he could make out
seemed slightly blurred--three large lizard men and some anonymous pieces of
furniture. It smelled strange, spicy, musty, cloying without being sweet, an acrid
undernote. Reptilian, he supposed. "I suppose those three are the leaders, chiefs
or captains or whatever--"
"But they aren't reptiles," Moonjumper murmured, standing close behind him. Not
that she would have been overheard, as Thristle was making a long statement in his
own language. "At least, not what we'd call reptiles--they're warm-blooded."
"Then why do they keep it so blasted hot?" Scarlatti growled in his other ear.
"Must be what they're used to from their own world," Rogan suggested. "And...
there are more than three of them and Thristle here. I can sense several more at the
back of this space."
"Can't see 'em," Carris said after a moment. "The light's too dim, and all this
smoke...." He sneezed. "Not that I'm doubting you." Before he could say more,
Thristle's introduction came to an end.
One of the three lizard men they could see made a gesture. Thristle stepped
aside, allowing the man to face the gladiators without obstruction. "The young one
tells me that you are warriors in your own land," he said. His voice was deep, his
words heavily accented, but clear enough. "That you wish to return to your own
land."
The tone of the last sentence made it a question. "This is true," Carris said.
"It seems that our world is in some ways much like this one, but in others much
different. And the biggest difference is that this is not...home."
A sort of whistling sigh ran around the room, every lizard man sharing in it.
"We understand this distinction," the leader said. "We also feel it. If you
will help us to regain our Home, our Great Triliske, which is primarily a matter of
fighting, then we will call upon the priests and power-workers of Great Triliske to
help you to your Home."
"Seems like a fair deal," Scarlatti muttered quietly.
"There is more to it than shows," Fizban whispered back. "Else they would need
no help."
Carris Fallstar nodded very slightly. "I see that your men are all warriors,
and Thristle has told us that you are trained to it," he said, "and I wonder what
difference a few more could make."
The lizard man's head dipped in acknowledgment. "It is true that we are
fearsome in battle. But we cannot fight until we have reached the battlefield, and
the way to it lies through a realm of such cold that we would be nearly helpless. We
know this because we have made the attempt, and nearly half our number died in it.
We need those who can withstand the cold long enough to open the door for us."
"Presumably after fighting our way TO the door," Carris murmured. "And in
return for this, you will ask your wizards to open OUR door."
"That is the bargain we offer you," the big lizard agreed. "Of course, our
'wizards' cannot serve you until we have fought our way through to Great Triliske,
and your aid in that fighting may also be important, but..." the man spread his hands
in a curiously human gesture, "that is the best we can do--for you AND for
ourselves."
"It's difficult to be sure with an unfamiliar life form," Rogan said after the
silence had stretched into a full minute, "but I think, if this man is holding
anything back, it is not a critical fact or..." the blind Aruaki hesitated and then
shrugged, "not something of critical importance. I think he is truly offering the
best deal he can."
There was no need to consult his companions formally. Carris could feel that
the humans were in agreement. Probably it was an aspect of their short lives that
they made up their minds so quickly. The elf shrugged in his turn. "We'll take your
deal," he said. "When do we start?"
The Isle of the Eye, truly Talahya:
"The Arcanum with respect to the Isle has stabilized for the moment," the wizard
Tanrith reported. "But I don't know--"
"I am not interested in what you don't know," Sheila Greywand snapped. "Tell me
what you do know. Where are the gladiators who were caught by wandering Gates during
the first flux? Or don't you know that?"
"I'm not certain, but indications are that they ended up somewhere in the
Thallian realm. It is, after all, one of the other universes most closely tied to
ours."
Sheila's brows snapped together in a truly formidable frown, one that emphasized
the orcish part of her heritage. "It's HIM, isn't it? That damned Dwarf is doing
this to me, and I won't stand for it! I will take him DOWN."
"Er...shouldn't we see about getting the displaced gladiators back, first?"
"Nonsense. A mere half dozen? They're easily replaced," she snarled.
"Besides, I need to make an example. After they way gladiators failed to retrieve
the Eyes--"
"That was not their fault," the old wizard argued. "Nothing lasts forever--that
is a fundamental law of the multiverse. The Eyes have reached the end of their
span."
Sheila fixed him with a hard stare that had a glint of...almost madness. "I
could have extended them, IF they had been brought to me in time. Get me the
coordinates for all the Gates that link Ghea with Thallia. Do it NOW, old man."
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
This place is too big. Everywhere I look, there are warriors and fights and
managers. Spread out, move into Home Guard and the regionals. It's no wonder
Galen's wierd, he's suffocating. (Especially from that "over-crowded locker room"
smell.) By the way, if you don't know already, Galen is visiting family for the
holiday. He should return in even wierder mode, that being the general effect of
family and holidays when combined. Something for you all to look forward to.
One hundred four fights? No way I'm gonna talk about all them. The challenge
matches, maybe--three tv and twenty-seven radio. Other interesting or noteworthy
fights, like the deaths, and the longest fight (eleven minutes, unless I slept
through a longer one, which is possible).
Dark Pantheon was avoided by those notorious atheists, Legalese. I'm not sure,
these notes are a mess, but I think Hoffa of Stories got the most challenges. Gods
know why.
Hmm, let's see what else might be worth noting. Gods, you have SIXTY lungers
here! Shocking, totally shocking. Over twice as many as the next-most-common, walls
of steel.
So, here are your challenge matches, in brief.
VERISIMILITUDE (60-6550) (20-16-0,55) of ELOQUENT KNIGHTS challenged F. TIM (78-
2315) (24-29-1,57) of HABIT. Up 2. VERISIMILITUDE overpowered F. TIM in an exciting
1 minute bloody uneven Challenge bout.
RHYTHM METHOD (63-2400) (15-6-1,43) of SURPRISE! challenged FRANK (3-5707) (36-
59-1,47) of TRANSVESTITES. Up 4. RHYTHM METHOD savagely defeated FRANK in a popular
4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
MALLIA (21-748) (21-23-1,83) of SONS OF SATAN challenged CLINTON (22-2516) (24-
14-1,87) of THE DEMOCRATS. Up 4. MALLIA was defeated by CLINTON in a 3 minute
Challenge match.
BLONDIE (36-5723) (16-14-0,65) of BABES challenged BIGGLES (60-6032) (18-31-
0,70) of BUMS 'R' US. Up 5. BLONDIE was overpowered by BIGGLES in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge fight.
MIKE BELIEVE (12-5552) (19-21-0,51) of POWERPUFF GIRLS challenged E. VICTOR (9-
4864) (14-11-0,56) of LETTER BOMBS. Up 5. MIKE BELIEVE beat E. VICTOR in an action
packed 4 minute Challenge competition.
KA D'ARGO (10-4270) (20-9-1,100) of FARSCAPE challenged HOFFA (49-3185) (54-78-
0,133) of STORIES. Up 33. KA D'ARGO was vanquished by HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided
Challenge fray.
Most challenged
AXIS OF EVIL (22-5827) (27-9-0,92) of THE REPUBLICANS challenged WILL DUEL FOR
FOOD (7-4827) (20-8-0,94) of SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT. Up 2. AXIS OF EVIL overpowered
WILL DUEL FOR FOOD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY (21-1509) (22-7-2,149) of CARNAGE CANARIES challenged VAL
BEMERIKI (51-5018) (40-26-3,152) of GENOCIDE. Up 3. CARNIVOROUS CANARY vanquished
VAL BEMERIKI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BLOODSTONE (32-3383) (34-33-1,133) of PRECIOUS LADIES challenged RIFF-RAFF (3-
5710) (49-46-4,138) of TRANSVESTITES. Up 5. BLOODSTONE overpowered RIFF-RAFF in a
popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HEARSAY (75-2721) (23-10-3,137) of LEGALESE challenged STING (10-429) (21-18-
2,143) of THE HOLY LEGION. Up 6. HEARSAY viciously subdued STING in an action
packed 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
EASTWOOD (7-4788) (30-21-1,124) of GUNFIGHTERS challenged TAXES (22-1661) (22-
19-1,128) of THE DEMOCRATS. Up 4. EASTWOOD subdued TAXES in a 1 minute Challenge
bout.
LARCENY (75-2720) (25-14-0,116) of LEGALESE challenged ALVIN YORK (3-6156) (23-
20-0,156) of OUR HIGHEST HONOR. Up 40. LARCENY narrowly defeated ALVIN YORK in an
action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
MAGELLAN (59-126) (28-26-0,159) of THE EXPLORERS challenged TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD
(23-3505) (47-28-0,191) of SPECIAL ED. Up 32. MAGELLAN handily defeated TONGUE-
FLAPPIN' TARD in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
GODIVA (74-2800) (23-10-0,180) of CORPS challenged BAWDY BUZZ BUD (12-4856) (29-
24-1,180) of WISH YOU WERE BEER. Straight across. GODIVA was overpowered by BAWDY
BUZZ BUD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CULUBRA (10-235) (48-62-0,169) of THE WARRIORS challenged PEGASUS (6-4161) (21-
21-1,139) of KREWE OF DRUID. Down 30. CULUBRA overpowered PEGASUS in an exciting 1
minute one-sided Challenge bout.
KRARSHT (21-750) (27-14-3,206) of SONS OF SATAN challenged RIGOR MORTIS (4-3651)
(64-49-3,272) of LOST SOULS II. Up 66. KRARSHT was devastated by RIGOR MORTIS in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. Rigor Mortis is the top p-striker out of a
field of five.
CARE-LESS (56-3356) (40-12-0,202) of CARE PACKAGE challenged D. FILER (9-4721)
(35-9-1,204) of LETTER BOMBS. Up 2. CARE-LESS was overpowered by D. FILER in a 2
minute uneven Challenge struggle.
RONALD REAGAN (22-831) (28-12-1,194) of CONSPIRACY INC. challenged SNIPE HUNTER
(4-3708) (34-36-2,196) of OUT OF FAEYRIE. Up 2. RONALD REAGAN handily defeated
SNIPE HUNTER in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
ANKLEBITER (22-1163) (44-41-3,191) of THE REPUBLICANS challenged PAPAYA BALROG
(37-3035) (78-50-0,191) of FRUIT PUPPETS. Straight across. ANKLEBITER was
demolished by PAPAYA BALROG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PEACE (19-4280) (25-22-1,196) of DRUNKEN TOAD challenged SIMILDE (51-4248) (47-
86-0,188) of DARK HORSEMEN. Down 8. PEACE murdered SIMILDE in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched Challenge competition. The first of two deaths. Why was the crowd
pleased? Who can know the mind of a crowd?
PLAYDO GOLEM (33-4567) (43-44-0,198) of CAVITY CREEPS II challenged FRERE MAIN
ROUJ (8-4082) (42-23-0,224) of LA PENTARCHIE. Up 26. PLAYDO GOLEM was overcome by
FRERE MAIN ROUJ in a popular 1 minute Challenge bout.
SORROW (1-2863) (35-23-2,225) of SWEORDMASTERS challenged PITT (33-4709) (57-30-
0,235) of CAVITY CREEPS II. Up 10. SORROW was outlasted by PITT in an exciting 7
minute Challenge fight. Pit is the top total parry out of twenty practitioners.
RICO (51-5016) (29-12-1,290) of BOY O'S challenged GUAVA NICE DAY (37-3254) (49-
45-0,240) of FRUIT PUPPETS. Down 50. RICO was defeated by GUAVA NICE DAY in an
action packed 2 minute Challenge duel. Guava is the top basher out of ten.
THE BIG 'E' (9-4474) (40-31-0,226) of CAMERON CRAZIES challenged MARCINKO (97-
961) (20-12-5,227) of ROGUE WARRIOR. Up 1. THE BIG 'E' viciously subdued MARCINKO in
an action packed 4 minute Challenge duel. The Big E is Mr. Slice-n-dice out of a
field of twenty-seven.
5-STAR RATING (31-4264) (33-11-0,212) of NUMBERS GAME challenged THE CAT'S MEOW
(12-2073) (41-25-1,233) of ARENA FELINES. Up 21. 5-STAR RATING overpowered THE
CAT'S MEOW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
LITTLE CROW (82-5418) (30-12-0,240) of THE PEOPLE challenged BELIAL (7-3838)
(95-69-2,273) of WICKED MARTYRS. Up 33. LITTLE CROW was devastated by BELIAL in a
popular 2 minute uneven Challenge brawl. Belial, Mr. Accuracy in person, is the top
aimed blow out of eighteen active today.
AFGHAN REBEL (22-1636) (44-30-4,219) of THE REPUBLICANS challenged JACOB (10-
233) (55-62-2,184) of THE WARRIORS. Down 35. AFGHAN REBEL devastated JACOB in a
popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
And our three TV challenges (with congratulations to those who won the right to
use them):
COMFORTABLY NUMB (96-855) (22-8-5,147) of FLOYD'S PINK BRO' TV challenged PIVOT
(60-4811) (25-12-1,177) of THIEVES GUILD. Up 30. COMFORTABLY NUMB slimly won
victory over PIVOT in a popular 5 minute Challenge match.
STONE KILLER (21-5245) (26-7-1,187) of NASTY MOB TV challenged VELVET VIXEN (9-
3275) (31-32-0,189) of LOST SOULS II. Up 2. STONE KILLER bested VELVET VIXEN in an
exciting 1 minute Challenge duel.
MARCO (51-5008) (35-15-2,289) of BOY O'S TV challenged LEATHER REBEL (60-5400)
(52-30-1,249) of METAL MELTDOWN. Down 40. MARCO bested LEATHER REBEL in a 2 minute
Challenge Title fight. Besides being Captain of the Guard or whatever you call it
here, ah, Tower Guardian, right, besides being Tower Guardian, Marco is the top
lunger out of sixty. That takes some doing! And congratulations to him for the
whole package.
And then a few fights which were memorable one way or another, or managed to
tickle my funnybone.
THE EXPLOITER (22-1226) (48-33-1,223) of THE REPUBLICANS fought SIR CUITOUS (10-
4514) (39-25-0,201) of SIR AGLIO. THE EXPLOITER was luckily beaten by SIR CUITOUS in
an exciting 3 minute struggle. This falls under the heading of "tickled my
funnybone." It's the names and the way they play against each other.
LINDA LOVELACE (43-3149) (39-17-1,251) of BOOGIE NIGHTS fought F-ARUBA (51-4601)
(48-36-1,198) of PLACES TO GO. LINDA LOVELACE defeated F-ARUBA in a 2 minute match.
This one gets noted because Linda Lovelace is the top parry-lunger out of fifteen.
B HURLEY (9-4350) (46-41-3,226) of CAMERON CRAZIES fought SMALL CAT (13-4200)
(44-65-1,192) of CARDOW HUNTERS. B HURLEY demolished SMALL CAT in an action packed 1
minute gory one-sided conflict. B Hurley is the steeliest wall of steel out of
twenty-eight, a tough trick.
PRORIARITY (21-4159) (44-31-3,215) of SCRAGITARIOUS fought SIR VIVOR (10-4065)
(71-37-0,196) of SIR AGLIO. PRORIARITY was savagely defeated by SIR VIVOR in an
exciting 6 minute gruesome fight. Proriarity is the most popular warrior in Talahya
today, which means he must have given up that fight very reluctantly. Unless, of
course, he's getting the "scummed warrior sympathy" vote. Either way, there it is.
EARTHQUAKE (75-1663) (82-53-2,257) of FORCE OF NATURE fought MISTY (1-6840) (37-
25-0,210) of HAWKS. EARTHQUAKE devastated MISTY in an action packed 1 minute
mismatched match. Earthquake is the top striker out of twenty.
ROAD TO DAKAR (15-3978) (41-25-2,198) of KA-POW! fought SPOTTED PONY (4-3975)
(40-36-0,184) of TRIBAL COUNCIL. ROAD TO DAKAR demolished SPOTTED PONY in an
exciting 2 minute mismatched match. This one tickled me. Okay, so I've got a wierd
sense of humor, so sue me. But I can just see that Pony staggering down the
seemingly endless Road....
TICKLE ME HOFFA (69-6127) (33-29-1,200) of DARK CIRCLE TOYS fought BEAUTIFUL
THING (51-3874) (40-39-1,162) of PANSY DIVISION. TICKLE ME HOFFA was handily
defeated by BEAUTIFUL THING in a 1 minute match. Obvious ticklement here, but maybe
I'd better not go into details.
BARETTA (46-1854) (33-33-0,186) of RIVER WARDENS fought YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK (18-
7355) (33-17-0,156) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BARETTA demolished YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict. Baretta is top ripper out of three.
JOHN HOLMES (69-7255) (51-31-1,187) of GIFTED fought COUCH POTATO (3-2985) (61-
41-1,192) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT. JOHN HOLMES overpowered COUCH POTATO in a popular 1
minute one-sided struggle. Wrestled him down off the couch and PINNED him to the
floor.
HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (101-142-2,200) of SAND DANCERS fought HATSHEPSUT (51-
4157) (53-64-1,187) of CARTOUCHE. HO-CHAN THE AXE viciously subdued HATSHEPSUT in an
exciting 4 minute brutal duel. As usual, our Well Dressed Overall Popularity Leader.
KRYTEN (1-6782) (45-31-1,171) of HAWKS fought MEADOW VOLE (35-2944) (43-43-
2,175) of WILD KINGDOM. KRYTEN was savagely defeated by MEADOW VOLE in an exciting
11 minute gruesome contest. The longest fight.
CHARLIE (61-2873) (49-41-0,158) of FAVORITE GUYS fought VICTORY (75-757) (14-8-
1,150) of SUPERIOR FORCES. CHARLIE overpowered VICTORY in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
How can a warrior named "Victory" lose?
H.P. LOVECRAFTED (12-5182) (24-17-0,128) of WISH YOU WERE BEER fought SUDSY
DEODORANT (42-3930) (21-22-3,100) of COLOR ME SUAVE. H.P. LOVECRAFTED overpowered
SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute one-sided contest. Myself, I'd've bet on the Sudsy
Deodorant to be overpowering, but what do I know?
WIMPY WIND (28-3517) (21-23-1,138) of THE PENTARCHY fought GRAY WIND (6-5201)
(18-17-1,115) of DARK PANTHEON. WIMPY WIND slimly won victory over GRAY WIND in a 2
minute bloody match. We should've made 'em fight in a wind tunnel.
FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY (82-1953) (20-15-0,99) of 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II fought DARK
GERBIL (82-6762) (13-6-2,79) of CROSS BREED. FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY was devastated by
DARK GERBIL in a 1 minute one-sided melee. Sounds like one of those sicko comics,
doesn't it?
WOUNDHEALER (65-4496) (5-4-0,19) of BOOK OF SWORDS fought KING BEAR (35-3629)
(19-4-1,86) of THE BEARS. WOUNDHEALER devastated KING BEAR in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided bout. Looks like Woundhealer may not live up to his name.
THE CURE (38-4085) (20-11-0,47) of EAGLES CLAW fought DUCK RUBBER (18-7196) (27-
39-0,65) of CENTER FOR OLDS. THE CURE slaughtered DUCK RUBBER in a 1 minute gruesome
mismatched match. The second death, and a sure cure for anything. And no, I'm not
doing dried flower wreaths. They make me sneeze.
IN THE PIG! (96-864) (16-11-5,76) of HOWIE'S DARK PAST fought LAME AIM (22-5656)
(15-8-1,82) of GLADIATION FOLLY. IN THE PIG! was devastated by LAME AIM in a 1
minute mismatched match. In the Pig is our least popular warrior this week, probably
due to some unmerited personal bias on the part of our voting public.
But in any case, there it is. Another cycle of fights come and gone, and now
I'm gone, too. Galen should be back next time.
Olaf Modeen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARCO 51-5008 36 15 2 306 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BELIAL 7-3838 96 69 2 295 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651 65 49 3 290 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 83 53 2 274 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 40 17 1 262 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN
GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254 50 45 0 257 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
PITT 33-4709 58 30 0 249 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DUMBASS 49-1361 47 60 0 248 BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310) VITHICAR
BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162 36 13 0 241 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
IGNATIUS MAX 40-3037 34 23 1 239 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU
THE BIG 'E' 9-4474 41 31 0 238 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
B HURLEY 9-4350 47 41 3 237 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
SOUND ADVICE 38-3251 58 47 4 233 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
D. FILER 9-4721 36 9 1 231 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
5-STAR RATING 31-4264 34 11 0 231 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 43 23 0 229 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
FOG 21-4416 75 73 0 226 EVENGATE (3909) SUNSET
AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636 45 30 4 226 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 63 52 1 222 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 45 27 2 217 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 44 33 0 217 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 40 25 0 215 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
NICK NITRO 60-4767 36 40 0 214 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 72 37 0 213 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
VORTEX 75-1870 65 66 0 213 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
PEACE 19-4280 26 22 2 212 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 52 31 1 211 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941 47 37 6 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GLACIER 75-2046 62 40 3 209 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 42 25 2 209 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 29 17 0 209 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402) DWES EG
RONALD REAGAN 22-831 29 12 1 206 CONSPIRACY INC. (706) SOLVEN
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 102 142 2 205 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
PRORIARITY 21-4159 44 32 3 205 SCRAGITARIOUS (3327) SUNSET
SORROW 1-2863 35 24 2 205 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 79 50 0 204 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
KHIRZA 7-1862 107 130 3 202 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
THE EXPLOITER 22-1226 48 34 1 202 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
MAELSTROM 75-2202 45 25 0 202 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
LEATHER REBEL 60-5400 52 31 1 201 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI
-SLANT EDISON 60-2598 48 20 1 201 MY ROCK BAND (3110) ARADI
F-ARUBA 51-4601 48 37 1 201 PLACES TO GO (4178) TRICORUS
UNBRIDLED 15-3923 40 26 1 201 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
MARCINKO 97-961 20 13 5 201 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
PLAYDO GOLEM 33-4567 43 45 0 200 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GLORY 1-6847 40 35 0 199 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
EVERSTORM 69-641 44 40 2 198 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
MISTY 1-6840 37 26 0 198 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 46 28 0 197 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
CARE-LESS 56-3356 40 13 0 197 CARE PACKAGE (4442) ROCANIS
BARETTA 46-1854 34 33 0 197 RIVER WARDENS (2010) ARDIVENT
BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856 30 24 1 197 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
LITTLE CROW 82-5418 30 13 0 197 THE PEOPLE (4137) DWES EG
RICO 51-5016 29 13 1 197 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
THE CAT'S MEOW 12-2073 41 26 1 196 ARENA FELINES (1060) RIZTAB
COM DOT 65-6217 40 24 0 196 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
-E AHO LAULA 21-4224 35 22 0 195 FEVER PITCH (3240) SUNSET
MAGELLAN 59-126 29 26 0 195 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
THE BEAST 3-5547 47 63 0 194 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
BEAUTIFUL THING 51-3874 41 39 1 194 PANSY DIVISION (3406) TRICORUS
KRARSHT 21-750 27 15 3 194 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
STONE KILLER 21-5245 27 7 1 194 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
NEVERMORE 1-5260 25 21 2 194 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
MAGMA 75-2049 61 44 0 193 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
WOBBLENUT 18-6650 61 49 0 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 33 18 1 191 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
GORDON 36-4536 44 18 1 190 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 44 43 2 189 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
POPE 5-4090 43 50 2 189 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 34 37 2 189 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
HATSHEPSUT 51-4157 53 65 1 188 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
C LAETTNER 9-4353 49 44 1 188 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
ANKLEBITER 22-1163 44 42 3 188 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 38 51 0 188 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
VELVET VIXEN 9-3275 31 33 0 188 LOST SOULS II (2309) ZUKAL
-BLACK HOLE SCRAG 43-3220 28 16 1 188 GUARDIANS (4082) VEASTIAN
LEITZITH 16-4444 24 23 0 188 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
SMALL CAT 13-4200 44 66 1 187 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
DALI PARTON 18-3274 40 36 3 186 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PEEG 43-2613 126 122 3 185 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 61 42 1 184 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 32 24 0 184 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 40 37 0 183 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
METEOR SHOWER 60-4563 32 18 0 183 NATURAL DISASTERS (1822) ARADI
JACOB 10-233 55 63 2 182 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
SIMILDE 51-4248 47 87 0 182 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-STRONGEST #3 40-173 46 90 1 180 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 29 16 1 178 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 23 8 5 177 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
-BLUE MEANIE 60-4814 33 17 0 176 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
-BANGED UP BUNNY 97-369 24 30 6 176 D.O.A. (2605) SHADOW GROVE
LOUANNSALLY 18-4564 41 39 3 175 OUT OF THE HILLS (2808) TALCAMA
JIMBY 42-3777 39 35 1 175 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 39 37 0 175 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
CULUBRA 10-235 49 62 0 172 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 34 23 4 172 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 33 30 1 172 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC
GODIVA 74-2800 23 11 0 172 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
CHARLIE 61-2873 50 41 0 170 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
KRYTEN 1-6782 45 32 1 170 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509 23 7 2 169 CARNAGE CANARIES (4734) SUNSET
ZIN 3-4197 43 69 0 167 GAMES LIBRARY (3481) OSKSI
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 47 29 0 166 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
SELEX 40-3039 25 7 0 166 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU
-GRUUMSH 21-313 37 28 4 165 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 41 35 3 164 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PIVOT 60-4811 25 13 1 164 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
ALADAR 82-13483 22 6 0 163 RUSTY NAILS (4363) DWES EG
GIGANTA 62-3197 33 40 2 160 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145) VALAMANTIS
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 23 25 0 159 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
-TOE-PAZ #2 22-5608 33 24 0 158 ROCK ETTS (2971) SOLVEN
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 32 17 1 158 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
-FARATI 21-1330 33 17 3 155 THE METAL MILITIA (4787) SUNSET
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 32 31 1 155 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 33 18 0 154 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-HYRAXUS 25-1410 32 19 0 154 CHURCH OF STEEL (1182) LYRATILAN
-NIGHTSHADE 29-3773 21 12 0 152 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 35 33 1 149 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
ROTTEN 68-8189 19 9 1 149 MY EX WIFE (4181) FIREHOLD
HEARSAY 75-2721 24 10 3 148 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
SEITAN 17-4403 31 33 1 147 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR
VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 40 27 3 144 GENOCIDE (4423) TRICORUS
LARCENY 75-2720 26 14 0 144 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873 19 11 1 144 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG
VICTORY 75-757 14 9 1 144 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
PISTOL 65-6205 42 35 1 143 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
HOFFA 49-3185 55 78 0 142 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
-DAMN DOG 17-6242 27 21 1 142 CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY (4596) ALJAFIR
STING 10-429 21 19 2 142 THE HOLY LEGION (1422) KOLACT
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 22 23 1 140 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 23 21 0 137 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
PEGASUS 6-4161 21 22 1 137 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
LEMON DROP 33-6685 27 23 0 135 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
EASTWOOD 7-4788 31 21 1 133 GUNFIGHTERS (4595) BONSUR
H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 25 17 0 132 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
TSUNAMI 75-2214 23 5 1 132 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
JOHN 29-4177 42 52 0 131 MEN (4412) LAPUR
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 49 47 4 127 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
-MATA HARI 41-3812 29 20 0 127 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 20 15 0 126 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PINK HEART 62-3643 14 2 2 126 MIKE'S INK (4677) VALAMANTIS
ELEKTRA 4-3652 25 10 0 125 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
TAXES 22-1661 22 20 1 124 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
CARPET BURN 3-5698 32 28 0 123 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
RYANATOR 33-3462 29 23 0 120 OBSIDIAN HALL (1640) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
LAWN DART GOALIE 17-6214 24 13 0 117 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 30 31 0 116 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
GRAY WIND 6-5201 18 18 1 116 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 21 16 0 115 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
APRIL FRESH 6-1535 24 21 4 114 ENEMA MINE (4296) TRANSEL
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 30 28 1 112 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-OFFICE POLITICS 76-1967 19 12 0 112 HOUSE OF PAIN (3097) SIMTAKKA
-BLISS 74-2940 22 10 0 111 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 28 9 0 110 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
-GO FISH 3-6020 23 39 1 109 GAMES LIBRARY (3481) OSKSI
-CHURCH GIRL 2-3610 27 15 2 107 THE NOVICES (4097) NIANIA
SACRED REICH 38-3669 33 21 2 106 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 37 20 0 104 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
SCREAMIN' JAY 22-670 26 22 0 102 LUNATIC FRINGE (78) SOLVEN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SULACCO 4-5128 22 12 2 100 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
MR. SMITH 60-5207 18 8 1 100 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
DARK GERBIL 82-6762 14 6 2 100 CROSS BREED (4784) DWES EG
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 21 23 3 99 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
WETBOX 60-5229 17 11 1 99 BOXES (4147) ARADI
KA D'ARGO 10-4270 20 10 1 98 FARSCAPE (4155) KOLACT
-SYR-DAVAN 74-3053 24 23 2 97 SAND DANCERS (2198) DAIYLA KIV
-STINKALOGICAL 21-5409 21 11 1 94 BOOK OF STINK (4774) SUNSET
EYE OF THE TIGER 33-6780 19 6 1 94 ARENA FELINES (4464) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
PIPE LAYER 63-2406 19 6 0 93 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
LAME AIM 22-5656 16 8 1 93 GLADIATION FOLLY (4345) SOLVEN
CLINTON 22-2516 25 14 1 92 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
-SNOWMAN 29-3460 21 20 1 92 THE TAKEN (1122) LAPUR
DRY KEG 33-6679 20 30 0 91 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GANGLARE 74-3324 16 9 2 90 EINHERJAR IV (4809) DAIYLA KIV
COL SALOMON 17-5290 21 18 1 89 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104 26 15 0 88 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
WILL DUEL FOR FOOD 7-4827 20 9 0 88 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710) BONSUR
-DROPPED SOAP 29-4208 18 3 1 88 SURPRISE! (4789) LAPUR
SEVEN MARY THREE 38-3580 16 8 2 88 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
-PEOPLE'S ELBOW 18-6352 21 22 2 87 UNTOUCHABLES (3633) TALCAMA
OREL HERSHISER 74-3180 15 11 0 86 1988 DODGERS (4753) DAIYLA KIV
-WHERE'S MY TOURNEY 82-2893 14 0 0 85 THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! (4202) DWES EG
-THANATAR 21-749 20 21 3 84 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223 15 10 0 84 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
-STAPLE GUN 30-3836 15 5 1 83 I TRAINED THEM (3047) IAYE
MAGENTA 3-5711 39 56 0 82 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
MALLIA 21-748 21 24 1 82 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
THE CURE 38-4085 21 11 1 82 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 19 10 0 82 GET SMART (4066) POINT
RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN 7-4839 23 13 0 81 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710) BONSUR
FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953 20 16 0 81 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG
BIGGLES 60-6032 19 31 0 81 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
AUTOMAN 82-10032 4 22 0 81 MY THIRD PARENT (4654) DWES EG
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 28 12 1 80 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
ROBERT BORK 22-920 26 11 0 80 CONSPIRACY INC. (706) SOLVEN
SLAP HAPPY 60-6031 20 30 0 77 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661 19 4 0 75 MAIN COURSE (4440) DWES EG
WOUNDHEALER 65-4496 6 4 0 74 BOOK OF SWORDS (4305) DAL SHANG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PERSONAL BEJEEZUS 12-5451 15 5 0 73 ESTIMATED PROPHETS (4516) RIZTAB
CHYNA 1-7052 21 9 0 72 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
ASHANTI 6-5352 18 20 4 72 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
TWO GLASS EYES 17-6272 18 14 0 72 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
MARK 5-4088 35 58 2 70 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
IN THE PIG! 96-864 16 12 5 70 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
-SANTO STINKO 21-5400 23 10 0 67 BOOK OF STINK (4774) SUNSET
VERISIMILITUDE 60-6550 21 16 0 67 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744) ARADI
O PAUL 78-2403 15 5 1 67 ROCK-ETTS II (4814) LIN TIRIAN
WOF-A-MIT 22-5639 24 18 0 66 ROCK ETTS (2971) SOLVEN
ENDYMION 6-4163 22 22 1 66 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
ZIGGY 1-6965 25 17 1 65 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 21 5 0 65 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
ED 209 5-3955 20 25 3 65 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
-SCREAMING EYEBALL 12-4768 18 7 1 65 NEOGNOSIS (4374) RIZTAB
-ROGERS 59-1609 15 11 0 65 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 20 26 0 64 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-GUTTERBALL 78-2344 19 14 1 64 PBA (4685) LIN TIRIAN
-IVANMOE 6-3874 17 8 4 63 SOUL STRIPPERS II (1723) TRANSEL
-TORRI 82-22851 13 10 0 63 LADIES (4778) DWES EG
ACK VERT 18-7429 26 19 1 62 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
MIKE BELIEVE 12-5552 20 21 0 62 POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515) RIZTAB
-SNAKE IN THE GRASS 22-5952 19 5 0 62 SERPENTINE INC. (642) SOLVEN
-SMELLY CAT 12-5742 18 5 1 60 ARENA FELINES (1060) RIZTAB
-BLACK CAT 60-6268 17 9 0 60 SHADOW SIGNS (4718) ARADI
EAGLE'S NEST 38-4271 16 6 1 60 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 11 4 0 60 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
-GRIESEMAN 22-667 24 20 1 59 LUNATIC FRINGE (78) SOLVEN
-DURANY 74-3213 16 8 2 58 WICKED DESTINY (4808) DAIYLA KIV
THE 13TH WARRIOR 82-6346 3 0 0 58 STOOPID MOVIES (4759) DWES EG
-CARNAL 21-5388 21 14 0 57 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
-HOTTA WATTA 10-5038 18 6 0 57 TOWNSVILLAINS (4484) KOLACT
BLONDIE 36-5723 16 15 0 56 BABES (3876) JHANS
-ASH 17-6145 16 4 1 53 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR
RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400 16 6 1 53 SURPRISE! (4736) AMEN-TEI
-CHASITY BELT 18-6507 16 5 0 53 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
ARMSTRONG 59-1291 22 15 1 52 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
-POTOMACC 21-5489 15 8 0 52 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
-PERFECT LOVER 70-7341 8 5 0 52 KANSAS (4612) SENTERN
NEPHRON 30-4147 22 24 1 51 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
E. VICTOR 9-4864 14 12 0 51 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
-KERMIT 62-3267 14 10 0 50 THE MUPPETS (4669) VALAMANTIS
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 27 40 0 49 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
INBRED FRED 17-6253 20 13 0 49 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
F. TIM 78-2315 24 30 1 47 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
BIG BROTHER 3-5568 44 64 0 46 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
FRANK 3-5707 36 60 1 46 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
COBRA 29-4355 15 9 1 45 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
KING BEAR 35-3629 19 5 1 43 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
JONES 14-1283 18 106 4 43 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
FLOYD 99-1041 9 4 4 30 NIGHTMARES (4725) SOUTH RIDGE
CATHERWOOD 48-2225 15 15 1 27 FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803) CAER
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 27 40 0 CENTER FOR OLDS 4052 THE CURE 38-4085 453
SIMILDE 51-4248 47 87 0 DARK HORSEMEN 4217 PEACE 19-4280 453
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
F-Aruba -- Sorry for scumming you. I'm just a take-my-sweet-time kinda warrior, I
like to fight but I like plenty of time to plan out my strategy. -- Khirza
All, especially Personal Bejeezus -- My warrior Hotta Watta, who fought against
Personal Bejeezus last turn, wasn't supposed to have even been here. I intended to
retire him, but somehow, my instructions for HW's last turn in Kolact ended up here
in Talahya. My apologies to Personal Bejeezus and anyone who tried to challenge
Hotta Watta this turn. -- The Narrator, mgr. Townsvillains and Powerpuff Girls
Krarsht -- You sound like somebody who'd be a follower of Mytori, and you fight like
one, too. Shierah save us all. Go away. -- Similde
Leitzith -- All time great what? -- Small Cat
P.S. Cool id number.
Domino -- Once we passed ten minutes, I knew you were going to win. -- Ho-Chan the
Axe
P.S. Can we get a turtle for that thirteen minute fight, do you think?
Pivot -- You kept turning this way and that (very smoothly, too) so that I was
confused. Um, more confused than usual, I mean. Good fight. -- Zin
Pistol -- Too good for whom? (curled lip of scorn) I will shoot you down again, if
you like. -- Glory
Lemon Drop -- Gods, don't tell me there's a DRINK by that name! How awful.
Blasphemy or something. -- Charlie
Gazelle -- No, it's his ego that's big. The rest is pathetic. -- Glory
Ankelbiter -- Good fight. Let me get some more skills and I will try to make a fight
of it. -- C. Canary
Slap Happy -- Thanks for all those lovely skills. I could make a career out of
fighting you. -- Clinton
Fluffy Wonder Bunny -- Ha ha! I stole your weapon! Too bad you don't teach well. --
Taxes
2 December 2003
ZalCon2, ZalCon Reloaded
Where: Jhelum, DM 4
When: February 9th or 23rd, 2003 (TBA when Mail In date set)
How Long: 20 Turns
Restrictions: Zero FE at start of contest. Must announce warrior styles by second
arena fight to receive points. No prize modified warriors. No entry to July Face,
No TV Challenges. All prizes to be used exclusively on warriors from the contest
team only.
Awards:
First Initiate Duelmaster (FID): First warrior announced in the contest to
reach the throne.
Prize: Limited Damage Potion, increasing damage for 1 warrior by one rating to
max for ST/SZ.
Warrior MVP: Top warrior based on MVP points accrued in the contest.
Prize: Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge for any warrior on team, +1
to bonus in any skill area up to max for style for 1 warrior on team, 2
nights stay at Winter FTF Hotel.
Team MVP: Top Team based on MVP points accrued in contest by all the teams
warriors.
Prize: Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge, +1 to Bonus, 6 Months Free
Play, 20 Rollups.
Warrior MVP Top 11: Next 10 warriors on MVP list at the end of the contest.
Prize: +1 to Bonus
Style Master: Top warrior in each style based on Style Master points accrued in
the contest.
Prize: Favorites Knowledge of any warrior on team.
Iron Manager Award: Minimum 95 fights in contest by any team.
Prize: Choice of free entry for team to 2005 Winter Face or +1 to Bonus for one
warrior.
MVP Point System: +1 for Win, Fight, Kill, Recognition Leader (after Round 3), -1
Death, +2 Duelmaster, +2 each 3 Consecutive turns as DM, +1 Quality Win (any win over
opponent with 5 or more Rec), +1 for each 10 Rec points over 5 in win (+1 for 5-14
above, +2 for 15-24 above, +3 for 25-34 above).
Style Master Point System: +2 Style Master, +1 Win vs. Same Style Opponent, +1 Win
vs. Same Style Master, +1 for 3 Consecutive Turns as Style Master (rolling).
Please direct any question about rules or clarifications to me, Robert
Occhipinti, via Diplo to DM74, 1988 Dodgers or email to zalgor@hotmail.com. All
rules decisions made by me are final and binding within the confines of this contest.
8 December 2003
Greetings! I would like to invite everyone to Jhans (DM 36) for the first annual kLk
St. Valentine's Day Massacre (kill contest). We will start the contest off with the
ceremonial burning of the Andorian flag on turn 450. (Six turns away. Roughly mid-
February.) The contest will run for 10 turns. On turn 461, 3 separate victors will
be announced. Team with the most kills, warrior with the most kills, and alliance
with the most kills. Prizes will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most
kills and to the manager of the warrior with the most kills. The prizes will
probably be team roll-ups. The number of roll-ups has yet to be determined. The
contest is sponsored by Jhans' newest, (but by the time the contest starts) largest
alliance, the kLk (pronounced "klick"). -- Polarius, mgr. of Blitzkrieg DM 36
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MARCO bested LEATHER REBEL in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
STONE KILLER bested VELVET VIXEN in a exciting 1 minute Challenge duel.
COMFORTABLY NUMB slimly won victory over PIVOT in a popular 5 minute Challenge match.
AFGHAN REBEL devastated JACOB in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
LITTLE CROW was devastated by BELIAL in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
5-STAR RATING overpowered THE CAT'S MEOW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
THE BIG 'E' viciously subdued MARCINKO in a action packed 4 minute Challenge duel.
RICO was defeated by GUAVA NICE DAY in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
SORROW was outlasted by PITT in a exciting 7 minute Challenge fight.
PLAYDO GOLEM was overcome by FRERE MAIN ROUJ in a popular 1 minute Challenge bout.
PEACE murdered SIMILDE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
ANKLEBITER was demolished by PAPAYA BALROG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RONALD REAGAN handily defeated SNIPE HUNTER in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
CARE-LESS was overpowered by D. FILER in a 2 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
KRARSHT was devastated by RIGOR MORTIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CULUBRA overpowered PEGASUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GODIVA was overpowered by BAWDY BUZZ BUD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MAGELLAN handily defeated TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
LARCENY narrowly defeated ALVIN YORK in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
EASTWOOD subdued TAXES in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
HEARSAY viciously subdued STING in a action packed 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
BLOODSTONE overpowered RIFF-RAFF in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY vanquished VAL BEMERIKI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
AXIS OF EVIL overpowered WILL DUEL FOR FOOD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
KA D'ARGO was vanquished by HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
MIKE BELIEVE beat E. VICTOR in a action packed 4 minute Challenge competition.
BLONDIE was overpowered by BIGGLES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MALLIA was defeated by CLINTON in a 3 minute Challenge match.
RHYTHM METHOD savagely defeated FRANK in a popular 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
VERISIMILITUDE overpowered F. TIM in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge bout.
IGNATIUS MAX vanquished GORDON in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
THE EXPLOITER was luckily beaten by SIR CUITOUS in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
LINDA LOVELACE defeated F-ARUBA in a 2 minute match.
B HURLEY demolished SMALL CAT in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided conflict.
DUMBASS beat C LAETTNER in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
FOG subdued POPE in a action packed 2 minute competition.
PRORIARITY was savagely defeated by SIR VIVOR in a exciting 6 minute gruesome fight.
KHIRZA slimly lost to GLACIER in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
SOUND ADVICE won victory over WOBBLENUT in a popular 1 minute conflict.
EARTHQUAKE devastated MISTY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
BED-WETTING FREAK overcame MAELSTROM in a exciting 3 minute match.
COM DOT defeated BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a popular 3 minute battle.
NEVERMORE vanquished WHITE WATER HIPPO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
UNBRIDLED was defeated by CHOKING CHICKEN in a action packed 1 minute competition.
ROAD TO DAKAR demolished SPOTTED PONY in a exciting 2 minute mismatched match.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE was demolished by GLORY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
EVERSTORM overpowered ZIN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TICKLE ME HOFFA was handily defeated by BEAUTIFUL THING in a 1 minute match.
DALI PARTON was bested by CARTHORIS JEDDAK in a 2 minute fight.
LOUANNSALLY was bested by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a exciting 2 minute match.
JUST A JOB TO DO bested MAGMA in a popular 4 minute gory brawl.
AFROSLEAZIAC vanquished GIGANTA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE BEAST was overpowered by DROOLING GOOBER in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
PEEG was devastated by SERVLET SALLY in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
BARETTA demolished YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JOHN HOLMES overpowered COUCH POTATO in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
VORTEX devastated METEOR SHOWER in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
NICK NITRO overpowered ALADAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
HO-CHAN THE AXE viciously subdued HATSHEPSUT in a exciting 4 minute brutal duel.
MIGHTY MITE subdued CEREBRAL JANITOR in a popular 3 minute duel.
KRYTEN was savagely defeated by MEADOW VOLE in a exciting 11 minute gruesome contest.
AUDIE MURPHY was bested by THE BISMARCK in a exciting 5 minute bout.
JIM PENGOUIN demolished S. MARY ROSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHARLIE overpowered VICTORY in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
YELLOWJACKET was devastated by LEITZITH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
SELEX demolished PISTOL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
JIMBY defeated SONORA MOUNTAIN in a action packed 2 minute fight.
ROTTEN handily defeated JOHN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TSUNAMI vanquished APRIL FRESH in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
COOKIE SNORT was overpowered by SEITAN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SACRED REICH was viciously subdued by PINK HEART in a action packed 2 minute conflict.
H.P. LOVECRAFTED overpowered SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CRAZED GOBLIN devastated CARPET BURN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LEMON DROP savagely defeated RYANATOR in a popular 4 minute brutal fray.
WIMPY WIND slimly won victory over GRAY WIND in a 2 minute bloody match.
LAWN DART GOALIE overpowered THE LIMELIGHT in a 2 minute one-sided match.
WETBOX was vanquished by M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
PARADISE PARROT was savagely defeated by ELEKTRA in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
SCREAMIN' JAY narrowly defeated TWO GLASS EYES in a 2 minute brawl.
ACK VERT was demolished by COL SALOMON in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
MR. SMITH handily defeated SLAP HAPPY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROMUALD B TUNE overpowered EAGLE'S NEST in a 1 minute uneven battle.
MARK was defeated by THERMODYNAMICS in a exciting 2 minute gruesome contest.
FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY was devastated by DARK GERBIL in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
WOUNDHEALER devastated KING BEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
PIPE LAYER bested CHYNA in a action packed 1 minute battle.
BIG BROTHER was overpowered by RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN in a 2 minute uneven brawl.
VICTOR CALDERONE handily defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OREL HERSHISER overpowered VIOLENT VOLE in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven duel.
GANGLARE overcame PERSONAL BEJEEZUS in a exciting 2 minute brutal competition.
ARMSTRONG was devastated by AUTOMAN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MAGENTA unbelievably bested PUDDING PARADE in a popular 8 minute conflict.
CATHERWOOD was overpowered by NEPHRON in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX demolished JONES in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
SWINGDADDY-O viciously subdued INBRED FRED in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
ZIGGY was overpowered by EYE OF THE TIGER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE CURE slaughtered DUCK RUBBER in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
O PAUL devastated COBRA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SEVEN MARY THREE handily defeated ED 209 in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
THE 13TH WARRIOR demolished FLOYD in a exciting 2 minute brutal uneven bout.
FRIED CHICKEN defeated ENDYMION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
DRY KEG handily defeated WOF-A-MIT in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
IN THE PIG! was devastated by LAME AIM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ASHANTI was beaten by ROBERT BORK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 60 PARRY-STRIKE 27 - 19 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 28 PARRY-RIPOSTE 31 - 25 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 27 SLASHING ATTACK 179 - 148 - 3 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 20 LUNGING ATTACK 331 - 306 - 4 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 20 STRIKING ATTACK 103 - 97 - 3 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 18 AIMED BLOW 88 - 91 - 2 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 15 WALL OF STEEL 131 - 144 - 2 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 10 BASHING ATTACK 35 - 40 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 TOTAL PARRY 90 - 114 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 53 - 80 - 1 40 |
Turn 453 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 6 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 15 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 8 - 10 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 33 - 27 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 17 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 11 - 9 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 10 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MARCO 51-5008 36 15 2 306 BOY O'S (4027)
AIMED BLOW BELIAL 7-3838 96 69 2 295 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
PARRY-STRIKE RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651 65 49 3 290 LOST SOULS II (2818)
STRIKING ATTACK EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 83 53 2 274 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
PARRY-LUNGE LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 40 17 1 262 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)
BASHING ATTACK GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254 50 45 0 257 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)
TOTAL PARRY PITT 33-4709 58 30 0 249 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949)
SLASHING ATTACK THE BIG 'E' 9-4474 41 31 0 238 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)
WALL OF STEEL B HURLEY 9-4350 47 41 3 237 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)
PARRY-RIPOSTE BARETTA 46-1854 34 33 0 197 RIVER WARDENS (2010)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was PRORIARITY 21-4159. The ten other most popular fighters were LEMON
DROP 33-6685, PUDDING PARADE 42-3902, SORROW 1-2863, MAGMA 75-2049, THE BIG 'E'
9-4474, COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855, MEADOW VOLE 35-2944, PIVOT 60-4811, E. VICTOR
9-4864, and RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400.
The least popular fighter this week was IN THE PIG! 96-864. The other ten least
popular fighters were ED 209 5-3955, COBRA 29-4355, DUCK RUBBER 18-7196, JONES
14-1283, ARMSTRONG 59-1291, EAGLE'S NEST 38-4271, CARPET BURN 3-5698, SUDSY DEODORANT
42-3930, COOKIE SNORT 42-3954, and JOHN 29-4177.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 5 0 TI(23) 1 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 2 0 0
OSKSI(3) 1 9 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 2 5 0
JHELUM(4) 2 2 0 POINT(27) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 0 3 0 MORYA(28) 2 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 0 5 0 LAPUR(29) 0 2 0 ARADI(60) 5 6 0
BONSUR(7) 3 2 0 IAYE(30) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 2 0
ZUKAL(9) 3 3 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 2 0 0
KOLACT(10) 3 3 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 4 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 2 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 3 2 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 1 0 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 3 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 JHANS(36) 0 2 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
MALCORN(15) 1 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 2 0 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 2 1 0
WILLAF(16) 2 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 3 2 1 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 7 3 0
ALJAFIR(17) 4 2 0 ZENSU(40) 2 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 9 0 RODEKI(42) 3 4 0 DWES EG(82) 7 4 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 1 VEASTIAN(43) 1 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 3 3 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 7 4 0 CAER(48) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SORROW 1-2863 35 24 2 205 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
THE BEAST 3-5547 47 63 0 194 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651 65 49 3 290 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
POPE 5-4090 43 50 2 189 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
PEGASUS 6-4161 21 22 1 137 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 96 69 2 295 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 43 23 0 229 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
THE BIG 'E' 9-4474 41 31 0 238 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 40 25 0 215 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856 30 24 1 197 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
SMALL CAT 13-4200 44 66 1 187 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
JONES 14-1283 18 106 4 43 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 42 25 2 209 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 33 18 1 191 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162 36 13 0 241 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 63 52 1 222 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 26 22 2 212 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
FOG 21-4416 75 73 0 226 EVENGATE (3909) SUNSET
AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636 45 30 4 226 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 44 33 0 217 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 46 28 0 197 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 19 10 0 82 GET SMART (4066) POINT
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 22 23 1 140 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
JOHN 29-4177 42 52 0 131 MEN (4412) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 22 24 1 51 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
5-STAR RATING 31-4264 34 11 0 231 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 35 33 1 149 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
PITT 33-4709 58 30 0 249 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 39 37 0 175 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 44 43 2 189 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
GORDON 36-4536 44 18 1 190 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254 50 45 0 257 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
SOUND ADVICE 38-3251 58 47 4 233 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
IGNATIUS MAX 40-3037 34 23 1 239 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU
JIMBY 42-3777 39 35 1 175 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 40 17 1 262 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN
BARETTA 46-1854 34 33 0 197 RIVER WARDENS (2010) ARDIVENT
CATHERWOOD 48-2225 15 15 1 27 FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803) CAER
DUMBASS 49-1361 47 60 0 248 BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310) VITHICAR
MARCO 51-5008 36 15 2 306 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
CARE-LESS 56-3356 40 13 0 197 CARE PACKAGE (4442) ROCANIS
MAGELLAN 59-126 29 26 0 195 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
NICK NITRO 60-4767 36 40 0 214 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
CHARLIE 61-2873 50 41 0 170 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 32 24 0 184 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
PIPE LAYER 63-2406 19 6 0 93 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
COM DOT 65-6217 40 24 0 196 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
ROTTEN 68-8189 19 9 1 149 MY EX WIFE (4181) FIREHOLD
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 45 27 2 217 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 30 31 0 116 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
GODIVA 74-2800 23 11 0 172 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 83 53 2 274 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 30 28 1 112 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 29 17 0 209 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402) DWES EG
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 23 8 5 177 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 20 13 5 201 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
FLOYD 99-1041 9 4 4 30 NIGHTMARES (4725) SOUTH RIDGE