ADVANCED DUELMASTERS

Date   : 01/06/2004    Duedate: 01/19/2004

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-454

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-DARK TOADS 65/4805      6    2  0 75.0      MY THIRD PARENT 82/4654               
  2 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796   15    7  1 68.2      RIVER WARDENS 46/2010                 
    FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709                OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808              
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      WORKING MEN 63/4752                   
  3 UNTOUCHABLES 18/3633    2    1  0 66.7      LOST SOULS II 9/2309                  
  4 THE BOLT 62/4779      349  192  5 64.5      SURPRISE! 63/4736                     
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       CARE PACKAGE 56/4442                  
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                        SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 62/4816              
    MY ROCK BAND 60/3110                     15 CHRIS'S TOYS 40/4239  190  149  3 56.0
    THE PEOPLE 82/4137                          SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543                
    MONSTER RANCHER 62/4288                     BLOOD RELATED 60/4344                 
    MIKE'S INK 62/4677                          CAVITY CREEPS II 33/3949              
    MONSTER RANCHER 71/4817                     GORGONITES II 82/4335                 
  5-NEOGNOSIS 12/4374      67   37  0 64.4      THE OLD TESTAMENT 43/3602             
    CHURCH OF STEEL 25/1182                  16 OBSIDIAN HAL 33/1640   10    8  1 55.6
    THE MUPPETS 62/4669                         THE HOLY LEGION 10/1422               
  6-EVENGATE 21/3909      679  405  7 62.6   17 WICKED MARTYR 7/3170  295  238  5 55.3
  7 CORPS 74/3405        2455 1563 43 61.1      ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                 
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                      18 IRON CURTAIN 50/4351   22   18  0 55.0
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             OPHIDIAN ORDER 39/4233                
    THE BEARS 35/2674                        19 BOOK OF STIN 21/4774  108   89  2 54.8
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY 17/4596           
    BABES 36/3876                            20 FRUIT PUPPET 37/2520  257  214  1 54.6
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430                 
  8-LADIES 82/4778          6    4  0 60.0   21 NUMBERS GAME 31/4642  201  171  0 54.0
  9 TOWNSVILLAIN 10/4484    3    2  0 60.0      FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622             
    POWERPUFF GIRLS 12/4515                     CAMERON CRAZIES 9/3908                
 10 KA-POW! 15/3970      1112  768 13 59.1      METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     PLACES TO GO 51/4178                  
 11 NIGHTMARES 99/4725    290  201  6 59.1      ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
    EAGLES CLAW 38/1613                      22-THE NOVICES 2/4097    870  776  9 52.9
    PANSY DIVISION 51/3406                      THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! 82/4202           
    SCRAGITARIOUS 21/3327                    23 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680   20   18  1 52.6
    CLUB CULTURE 60/4637                        CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734              
 12 FARSCAPE 10/4155       20   14  0 58.8   24 SPECIAL ED 17/4525    190  172  0 52.5
    GUARDIANS 43/4082                           SPECIAL ED 23/2722                    
 13 W.T.P. 70/3465       1478 1091 14 57.5      KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471               
    BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305                   25 VERMIN! 82/4813       882  803 10 52.3
    STOOPID MOVIES 82/4759                      SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    MY EX WIFE 68/4181                          TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    CROSS BREED 82/4784                         TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
    KANSAS 70/4612                              VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
    WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5/2978                26 ROCK ETTS 22/2971     188  175  2 51.8
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   ROCK-ETTS II 78/4814                  
    D.O.A. 97/2605                           27 BOXES 60/4147        1450 1355 17 51.7
    THE GUYS 68/4180                            2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647         
 14 GET SMART 27/4066     881  679 13 56.5      THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    MAIN COURSE 82/4440                         DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345                    THE LAST STRAW V 71/4420              
    RUSTY NAILS 82/4363                         NO MORE TEARS 82/4773                 
    ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744                    ODD SQUAD 69/4769                     
    PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987                  28-ARENA FELINE 33/4464  126  118  0 51.6
    NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822                   ARENA FELINES 12/1060                 
    LOST SOULS II 4/2818                     29-1988 DODGERS 74/4753   16   15  0 51.6

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
 30 CARTOUCHE 51/3495     290  276  8 51.2      PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
    FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331                     THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                 
    ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583                45 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      242  316  1 43.4
    EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452               46-INSIGNIFICAN 74/4811   47   62  2 43.1
 31 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778     123  121  1 50.4   47 BIRDS 41/4735         129  174  1 42.6
    82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                       THE OFFENDERS 17/1987                 
    ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                        RESCUE 77/3887                        
 32 BOOGIE NIGHT 43/2800  689  684  5 50.2      ERRATA 25/3564                        
    WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433                  EL EQUIDO 13/3225                     
    DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608                    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                 
    BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD 49/1310                48 BLADE ZEN 74/4492      35   48  0 42.2
 33 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  557  552  6 50.2      FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                  
    SUPERIOR FORCES IJ 65/4610                  DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/3757                  GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                 
    DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/4670              49 KREWE OF DRUI 6/4679   24   33  1 42.1
    SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q 82/4402               50-PBA 78/4685            76  106  0 41.8
    SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411               51-KELLUMBO'S K 22/4810   58   86  1 40.3
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/2429                  52 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    486  732  5 39.9
    SUPERIOR FORCES 6D 82/4619                  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 70/3555          
    SUPERIOR FORCES II 60/3049                  LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                
    SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145                  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536                  OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 71/4414                  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571                   MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
 34 GENOCIDE 51/4423       27   27  1 50.0      WILD KINGDOM 35/4193                  
    THE WARRIORS 10/438                         SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    FROM THE FACE 18/4803                       REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
 35 LUST MUPPETS 32/4248   86   91  1 48.6   53 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   10   16  1 38.5
    MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/4246              54-HAWKS 1/3721           68  111  1 38.0
 36 FIRESIGN THE 48/2803   77   85  0 47.5   55-WICKED DESTI 74/4808   23   41  0 35.9
 37 LEGALESE 75/4658      126  145  3 46.5   56-THE EXPLORER 59/2235   16   29  0 35.6
    GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595                       57 MEN 29/4412           559 1039 11 35.0
    THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                      TALES 43/2584                         
 38 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  224  264  6 45.9      JOHNS 5/3510                          
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     STORIES 49/2835                       
 39 GIFTED 69/3978        740  885  8 45.5      HABIT 78/4547                         
    BLOOD MOON 69/3649                          WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        MIKES 14/3982                         
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   58-CASINO HAMME 33/4801    3    6  0 33.3
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                  59 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   48  101  0 32.2
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     60 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507    14   30  0 31.8
 40 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  682  826  8 45.2      JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683                 
 41-ENEMA MINE 6/4296     212  259  2 45.0   61 SAND DANCERS 75/2258  413  895  4 31.6
    ESTIMATED PROPHETS 12/4516                  FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069                 
    LUNATIC FRINGE 22/78                        DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
    SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT 7/4710                   GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481                  
    LIQUOR CABINET II 7/4518                    HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
 42 SONS OF SATAN 21/69    46   57  0 44.7      CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697                
    CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706                   62-ASTRONOMICAL 7/4802     1    7  0 12.5
 43-FORCE OF FIV 74/4812    7    9  0 43.8      IRON TIGERS 36/4806                   
 44 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  108  140  0 43.5   63-EINHERJAR IV 74/4809    2    0  0  100
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                    64 FERROUS MEN 35/723      0    2  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

          + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Eye of the Storm #71 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

In the Far West:

     Ashon Chang studied the coastline.  It was barely visible in the twilight, but
close enough that he could smell turned earth and mown hay.  "We're taking a risk
anchoring here," he murmured.  "Even if we're not seen from the land, I would expect
passing ships...."
     "You have a better idea?" Werre growled.
     Startled, the samurai glanced over his shoulder.  He hadn't realized that anyone
was near enough to hear him.  "No, I was talking to myself.  Worrying out loud."
     "Plenty to worry about," the Adantri agreed.  "But it's a wasted effort.
Doesn't change anything.  Know the risks and what could go wrong, know what your
options are in dealing with them, and then relax."
     Ashon Chang glanced farther along the rail, to where Rughal was pacing and
looking about as relaxed as a tiger in a cage.  "Easy to say, not so easy for some to
do...."
     Werre followed his gaze and laughed.  "Too bad there's no way to harness that
energy!  The people who took Shania had better watch out--Rughal will be nearly
berserk by the time we get there."
     "Assuming we can find her," the samurai said somberly.  "We don't have much to
go on."
     Werre laughed again.  "We can use Rughal as a hunting dog, if we have to!"  Then
he sobered, too.  "If she's still alive, we'll find her.  But I wish we knew more
about the people we'll be dealing with."
                       ***     *****     ***     *****     ***
     "These people are insane!" Shania muttered.  She kept her head down for the
properly submissive appearance, but that didn't stop her from seeing and hearing
enough of what was going on around her.  They were crossing a medium-sized plaza
overlooking the inner harbor.  It was crowded with jostling merchants and sailors and
housewives shopping, petty nobles surrounded by their retinues of servants and
soldiers.  A colorful crowd, and a noisy one, and a crowd that seemed unmoved by the
sacrifices being carried out on a raised platform to one side.  "They're killing
children," she hissed.  "Babies!"
     Zakar, who had one hand locked around her wrist, pulling her forward steadily,
shrugged slightly.  "They're desperate.  And most of the babies wouldn't live to
their second birthday anyway.  None will, if the Arcanum isn't stabilized.  End of
the world as we know it.  Besides, being sacrificed is an honor.  Ask any of the
priests."  He towed her into an alley behind the sacrificial platform, along the
narrow way at a fast trot that left her breathless, and out into another, smaller,
plaza.
     "They're killing babies.  It isn't--"
     Zakar stopped, forcing her to look at him.  "Fair?  Is that what you were going
to say?  LIFE isn't fair.  We couldn't have saved any of those babies, woman.  We'd
just have added our deaths to theirs--which might have amused the gods, but it
wouldn't have accomplished anything worth doing."
     "But--"
     "They tell me you're centuries old, elf woman.  How did you last so long without
recognizing the facts?  Life is HARD, woman.  The universe is a cannibal.  It brings
us to life, and then it eats us without a qualm.  There is no such thing as 'fair' in
life."
     "If you really believe that, why do anything at all?  Why not just curl up and
die?"
     "Because I won't give the universe, or the gods, or the priests, or ANYBODY the
satisfaction of seeing ME surrender.  I am nobody's easy meat!"  Apparently
considering the subject closed, he glanced up at the sky, gauging time by the stars.
"Almost dawn.  We wouldn't get ten steps trying to leave the city before dawn, but
after it...we've got a chance."
     "Good!  The sooner I'm out of this city, the better I'll feel," Shania muttered.
     Zakar laughed.  "Me, too!  I feel like a mouse trying to move inconspicuously
through a crowd of cats."  He glanced around the plaza, which was nearly deserted,
and picked a doorway to darkness on the left, heading in that direction.
     Once through the arch, the darkness was as complete as blindness.  The air was
cold, uninhabited, and smelled faintly of old blood.
     "We can wait for dawn here," Zakar said.  "No one will disturb us.  You said you
can contact your companions, if you have a place to be quiet and concentrate.  This
is it.  Tell 'em we're leaving the city on the west side and will move along the
shore till we meet them."
     "I may be able to contact them," Shania corrected him.  She reached out her free
hand, found a wall, and slid down to a sitting position.  "I will try, but I make no
promises."

          + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Tides of Magic #19 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

Various places in the Multiverse:

     The Dwarf scowled across his desk, a slab of polished granite that would have
looked over-large in front of a giant.  His chief wizards looked back at him calmly.
Their employer was a hard man, but he didn't penalize messengers for the bad news
they brought.  Usually.  "It's HER, isn't it?  This it the kind of low, underhanded,
nasty action I'd expect from someone who's part Orc and part Elf.  The two worst
races you could find!  How bad is it?"
     "She's found all the obvious gates," the wizard Skaefin said.  "From the power
flux, I assume she plans to close them.  This will cause more problems for her than
for us, but still..." his frown was almost as formidable as the Dwarf's.  "It's a
matter of principle!  We should strike back!"
     "Could be dangerous, that," the sorceress Lilinith murmured.  "Now that she's
terminating her Kaikwok project, she'll have the manpower to do...many violent
things.  We don't NEED that kind of trouble.  Sir."
     "The real problem will be our manpower."  The lizard mage Frilz's voice was dry,
as always, but there was a hint of genuine concern.  "Those of our people who
immigrated here from Ghea may find themselves dragged back against their wills.  It
could weaken our defense."
     "She can retrieve the immigrants?"  The Dwarf visibly shrugged off his anger to
concentrate on the immediate threat.  "What are the parameters?"
     "Not as bad as it might be," Skaefin said promptly.  "My researches indicate
there's a time limit.  I don't know what, exactly, that limit is--the flux between
dimensions makes it difficult to--"
     "Don't make excuses," the Dwarf snapped.  "I assume you did your best.  What's
the approximate time limit?"
     "Six months or so, I think."  Skaefin glanced at his fellow wizards for
confirmation.
     Both nodded.
     "More or less," Frilz confirmed.  "It depends on how much of her own power she
wants to expend.  Those who came of their own choice and were properly integrated
will be resistant even if they haven't been here long.  The ones who stumbled through
gates accidentally...."  He spread his hands in the gesture that served his race for
a shrug.
     "Loss of the involuntary immigrants won't be a problem," Lilinith agreed.  "But
there is a chance, a good one I believe, that people who are closely associated with
them when they are, shall we say, retrieved may be hauled away with them."
     "And because they came by chance, we don't know where they are," the Dwarf
finished, "or who they're with."  He shrugged.  "If that's all she can do, we'll be
fine.  She needs us more than we need her.  But she's got more than one trick up her
sleeve.  The situation will have to be watched closely."
     The Dwarf's fourth adviser, the giant Hadrubal, stirred finally.  "We might send
a counter-force into HER universe," he rumbled.
     "No."  The Dwarf's voice was emphatic.  "Right now, we're in the right.  WE
aren't taking hostile actions, we're the DEFENDERS.  That gives us a potent edge in
the forum of multiversal opinion.  I won't risk that unless I can be sure that such a
stance would gain us much more.  There will be no invasion from here.  Not now,
anyway."

     Scarlatti had expected them to go by ship to some other island, or to the
mainland of this world, whatever it was.  But the lizard men were leading the way to
high ground, and from the arrangement of the trees and stones on that knoll, he
realized that the transportation was going to be magical.  Teleportation, perhaps--he
had to remind himself that the instability that made teleportation on Ghea so
dangerous did not apply here.  Wherever here was.  Possibly a true Gate.  Would that
mean that the home of the lizard folk was in a different world, just as Ghea was in a
different world from this one?
     "If they can open this Gate," Carris Fallstar muttered, "they can open a Gate to
Ghea."
     "It's easier to open a Gate that is already there," Fizban pointed out.  "As
this one which will lead us to their home clearly is.  The Gate to OUR home will have
to be found or created first.  We must do this their way--their Gates first."
     "That is the bargain we agreed to," Rogan added.
     "I wasn't suggesting we break it," Carris snapped.  "You humans are too damned
touchy about things like that--which shows your race's basic unreliability.  I was
just making an observation."
     The oldest of the lizard men, the one that might be a wizard, though his regalia
of bones and shells and odd bits of this and that seemed more like the gear of a
witchdoctor, gestured them forward.  They took positions at his direction, along with
an equal number of lizard warriors.
     The old lizard shook his rattle and whistled a call into the sky.  Power rippled
around him.  Around them.  The world faded to gray.

     Power rippled across the sea, turning blue water to steel gray and the clear sky
to a dome of white glass.
     "Sorcery!" the ship's captain gasped.  He made a sign to avert ill fortune.
     A futile sign, Shylock knew.  The power that gripped this ship, the power he
could feel all around him, was too great for such a simple preventive measure.  There
was power enough here to turn the world inside out.
     And that was what it was doing.

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ladies and Gentlemen of Talahya Arena, Happy New Year!

     I'm sorry I couldn't be with you last cycle, but I hear that Olaf Modeen did an
excellent job on the spyreport.  Thanks, Olaf.  And let's get right to it, shall we?
     Cameron Crazies (21st on today's team list) avoided Boy O's (7th).  Nick Nitro
was most challenged.  SIR CUITOUS (10-4514) (40-25-0,215) of SIR AGLIO challenged
NICK NITRO (60-4767) (36-40-0,214) of ARADI'S DEAD.  SIR CUITOUS was viciously
subdued by NICK NITRO in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
     No one was killed, thank Ruvian.
     In our title battle, MARCO (51-5008) (36-15-2,306) of BOY O'S TV challenged
LINDA LOVELACE (43-3149) (40-17-1,262) of BOOGIE NIGHTS.  MARCO viciously subdued
LINDA LOVELACE in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.  To judge by these two warriors'
records it was a very appropriate challenge and I see that Ms. Lovelace was not taken
down easily.  I'm sorry to note that our most dangerous lunger produced no column
last cycle.  I hope, Marco, that you will write one this time.
     That was a Tournament Victor challenge and there were two others this cycle.
STONE KILLER (21-5245) (27-7-1,194) of NASTY MOB TV challenged KRARSHT (21-750) (27-
15-3,194) of SONS OF SATAN.  STONE KILLER demolished KRARSHT in a popular 1 minute
one-sided Challenge melee.  I note that both of these warriors hail from the deadly
Sunset Arena and I wonder if there may have been some personal rivalry between them?
In any case, it was a spectacular fight if a short one.  And then,  COMFORTABLY NUMB
(96-855) (23-8-5,177) of FLOYD'S PINK BRO' TV challenged SMALL CAT (13-4200) (44-66-
1,187) of CARDOW HUNTERS.  COMFORTABLY NUMB viciously subdued SMALL CAT in a 3 minute
Challenge brawl.  C.N. was obviously hoping the Cat would teach him something, and I
hope she did.
     As always, our overall popularity leader is Ho-Chan the Axe.  In this cycle's
arena appearance, Ho-Chan wore an outfit of buff-colored linen with dark blue trim,
neat but rather plain.  I did like the cream-colored fringe on his boots that matched
the tassel on the hilt of his weapon.  SORROW (1-2863) (35-24-2,205) of SWEORDMASTERS
challenged HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (102-142-2,205) of SAND DANCERS.  SORROW
overpowered HO-CHAN THE AXE in a popular 2 minute gory uneven Challenge match.  After
a brief stop in the infirmary, Ho-Chan joined Sorrow for a cup of cheer at the Misty
Moon.
     Hatshepsut received the crowd's scum sympathy vote.  JUST A JOB TO DO (18-6575)
(63-52-1,222) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought HATSHEPSUT (51-4157) (53-65-1,188) of
CARTOUCHE.  JUST A JOB TO DO narrowly defeated HATSHEPSUT in a crowd pleasing 7
minute battle.
     Everyone thought Two Glass Eyes looked especially inept out on the sands, which
is why TGE was voted least popular.  TWO GLASS EYES (17-6272) (18-14-0,72) of SPECIAL
ED fought LEVITICUS (43-2328) (25-19-2,76) of THE OLD TESTAMENT.  TWO GLASS EYES was
overpowered by LEVITICUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.  I don't know, I think Two was
just having a bad day.  Hang in there, kid; it'll get better.
     Speaking of ineptitude...our very bottom spot was held by Truman Capote, and
would someone PLEASE tell me how a warrior with a 0-1 record ended up on the Isle?
Am I right in assuming this fellow died on his first arena fight and was brought back
in a tourney of the dead?   TRUMAN CAPOTE (68-5454) (0-1-0,14) of THE GUYS fought
GORDIAN (63-2104) (18-7-0,61) of WHY KNOT.  TRUMAN CAPOTE was savagely defeated by
GORDIAN in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.  How could he not lose, and lose badly,
considering the large gap in experience?  We must suppose that Mr. Capote's manager
has tremendous faith in his potential, but this warrior will have to do a lot of
losing before he can begin to win.  It looks like a hard road ahead.  Good luck,
young man.
     I think we are all finished except for the advice.  What advice shall I share
with you today?  Hmm.  Well, for those of you who do a lot of traveling, how about
this:  Horses, like humans, have mood swings.  Just because a horse is in a bad mood,
don't assume it's a bad horse.  They can have bad days.  Try to be understanding,
give them a little extra petting and oats on those days even if they are acting
like...well, like asses.  Oh, and if you change the oats to some other kind of treat,
say chocolates, this procedure is also helpful to humans who are having a bad day.
     That's all for now!  I wish you all a joyous and prosperous new year!

                                                   Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARCO 51-5008               37  15  2  326  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIDNIGHT IMP 18-4731        91  66  3  474  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 BELIAL 7-3838               97  69  2  308  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651         66  49  3  305  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 THE REAPER 69-8774          61  33  0  276  BLOOD MOON (3649)          CIMMERIAC
 PITT 33-4709                59  30  0  262  CAVITY CREEPS II (3949)    NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 PUNCH IT 82-1193            27  12  2  257  GORGONITES II (4335)       DWES EG
 MAELSTROM 75-2202           46  25  1  254  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    47  28  1  253  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162   37  13  0  252  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 B HURLEY 9-4350             48  41  3  246  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
 FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082      44  23  0  246  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 DOC STEELE 5-3033           28  31  2  246  WORTHLESS MANAGERS (2978)  KALTOS
 D. FILER 9-4721             37   9  1  243  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 5-STAR RATING 31-4264       35  11  0  242  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941        48  37  7  241  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SOUND ADVICE 38-3251        59  47  4  239  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
-IGNATIUS MAX 40-3037        34  23  1  239  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     46  27  2  234  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636        46  30  4  232  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 NICK NITRO 60-4767          37  40  0  230  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 THE EXPLOITER 22-1226       49  34  1  228  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    64  52  1  227  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-FOG 21-4416                 75  73  0  226  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
 SERVLET SALLY 82-5895       30  17  0  226  SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402)  DWES EG
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           73  37  0  221  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 PLAYDO GOLEM 33-4567        44  45  0  221  CAVITY CREEPS II (3949)    NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 UNDERGROUND EDDIE 70-5974   67  47  0  220  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (3555 SENTERN
 KHIRZA 7-1862              108 130  3  219  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SORROW 1-2863               36  24  2  218  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 JOHN HOLMES 69-7255         53  31  1  217  GIFTED (3978)              CIMMERIAC
 THE BEAST 3-5547            48  63  0  214  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 LITTLE CROW 82-5418         31  13  0  212  THE PEOPLE (4137)          DWES EG
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        28   7  1  211  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEATHER REBEL 60-5400       53  31  1  207  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 BAILEYS IRISH CHRE 70-1865  18   9  0  205  W.T.P. (3465)              SENTERN
 F-ARUBA 51-4601             49  37  1  204  PLACES TO GO (4178)        TRICORUS
 BEAUTIFUL THING 51-3874     42  39  1  204  PANSY DIVISION (3406)      TRICORUS
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        34  18  1  204  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         62  42  1  203  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      40  18  1  202  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
-SLANT EDISON 60-2598        48  20  1  201  MY ROCK BAND (3110)        ARADI
 THE BIG 'E' 9-4474          41  32  0  201  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
 ANKLEBITER 22-1163          45  42  3  200  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   39  51  0  200  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856      30  25  1  200  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 MASKED SHREW 29-3514        53  72  3  199  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 GORDON 36-4536              45  18  1  199  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 RONALD REAGAN 22-831        29  13  1  199  CONSPIRACY INC. (706)      SOLVEN
 GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254      50  46  0  198  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
-MISTY 1-6840                37  26  0  198  HAWKS (3721)               MORDANT
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            25  22  2  198  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
-CARE-LESS 56-3356           40  13  0  197  CARE PACKAGE (4442)        ROCANIS
-BARETTA 46-1854             34  33  0  197  RIVER WARDENS (2010)       ARDIVENT
-RICO 51-5016                29  13  1  197  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 PEACE 19-4280               26  23  2  197  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 LEITZITH 16-4444            25  23  0  197  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 EARTHQUAKE 75-1663          83  54  2  196  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 VORTEX 75-1870              65  67  0  196  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 DUMBASS 49-1361             47  61  0  196  BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310)   VITHICAR
-THE CAT'S MEOW 12-2073      41  26  1  196  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
 SIR CUITOUS 10-4514         40  26  0  196  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 PRORIARITY 21-4159          44  33  3  195  SCRAGITARIOUS (3327)       SUNSET
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       42  26  2  195  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 UNBRIDLED 15-3923           40  27  1  195  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 VELVET VIXEN 9-3275         32  33  0  195  LOST SOULS II (2309)       ZUKAL
-MAGELLAN 59-126             29  26  0  195  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
 PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035       79  51  0  194  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     102 143  2  193  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 EVERSTORM 69-641            44  41  2  193  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 GLORY 1-6847                40  36  0  193  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 NAJA 39-2825                33  21  0  193  OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233)      XOCHITHLAN
 HATSHEPSUT 51-4157          53  66  1  192  CARTOUCHE (3495)           TRICORUS
 GLACIER 75-2046             62  41  3  191  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         40  37  3  191  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     44  34  0  190  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127     34  30  1  190  DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608)    CIMMERIAC
 MARCINKO 97-961             20  14  5  190  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           61  50  0  189  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 KRARSHT 21-750              27  16  3  189  SONS OF SATAN (69)         SUNSET
 MAGMA 75-2049               61  45  0  188  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
-C LAETTNER 9-4353           49  44  1  188  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
-BLACK HOLE SCRAG 43-3220    28  16  1  188  GUARDIANS (4082)           VEASTIAN
 COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855     24   8  5  188  FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 COM DOT 65-6217             40  25  0  187  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 PEEG 43-2613               126 123  3  186  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  48  29  0  186  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708         34  38  2  185  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 SMALL CAT 13-4200           44  67  1  184  CARDOW HUNTERS (3697)      DULLENS
-METEOR SHOWER 60-4563       32  18  0  183  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LOUANNSALLY 18-4564         42  39  3  182  OUT OF THE HILLS (2808)    TALCAMA
 KYLIE 18-6057               25  20  1  182  UNTOUCHABLES (3633)        TALCAMA
 JACOB 10-233                55  64  2  181  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 SIMILDE 51-4248             47  88  0  181  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         44  44  2  181  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TSUNAMI 75-2214             24   5  2  180  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 POPE 5-4090                 43  51  2  179  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         29  17  1  179  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 BLUE MEANIE 60-4814         34  17  0  178  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  32  25  0  178  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         40  38  0  177  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        39  38  0  177  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
-BANGED UP BUNNY 97-369      24  30  6  176  D.O.A. (2605)              SHADOW GROVE
 PIVOT 60-4811               26  13  1  175  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 VICTORY 75-757              15   9  1  175  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
-GODIVA 74-2800              23  11  0  172  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
 SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873     20  11  1  172  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG
-KRYTEN 1-6782               45  32  1  170  HAWKS (3721)               MORDANT
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          36  33  1  169  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 SELEX 40-3039               26   7  0  169  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        32  18  1  167  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 CULUBRA 10-235              49  63  0  166  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 JIMBY 42-3777               39  36  1  165  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 GIGANTA 62-3197             33  41  2  163  SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145)  VALAMANTIS
 LARCENY 75-2720             27  14  0  163  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
-ALADAR 82-13483             22   6  0  163  RUSTY NAILS (4363)         DWES EG
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        24  25  0  162  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509  23   8  2  161  CARNAGE CANARIES (4734)    SUNSET
 ROTTEN 68-8189              20   9  1  156  MY EX WIFE (4181)          FIREHOLD
-HYRAXUS 25-1410             32  19  0  154  CHURCH OF STEEL (1182)     LYRATILAN

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    34  24  4  150  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HEARSAY 75-2721             24  11  3  150  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 CHARLIE 61-2873             50  42  0  149  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
 ZIN 3-4197                  43  70  0  149  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI
 PISTOL 65-6205              43  35  1  148  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018        41  27  3  148  GENOCIDE (4423)            TRICORUS
 DAMN DOG 17-6242            27  22  1  148  CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY (4596) ALJAFIR
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   33  19  0  147  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           23  22  0  147  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 STING 10-429                22  19  2  147  THE HOLY LEGION (1422)     KOLACT
 JAICHIM 40-3355             26   9  0  146  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 IMNOTA GOD 33-4801          26   9  0  145  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (3757)  NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    21  15  0  145  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HOFFA 49-3185               56  78  0  144  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   41  36  3  143  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 EASTWOOD 7-4788             32  21  1  142  GUNFIGHTERS (4595)         BONSUR
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        29   9  0  142  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       32  32  1  140  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 ELEKTRA 4-3652              26  10  0  140  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 RYANATOR 33-3462            30  23  0  138  OBSIDIAN HALL (1640)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TAXES 22-1661               23  20  1  137  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 MATA HARI 41-3812           30  20  0  136  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            50  47  4  135  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    25  18  0  135  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          27  24  0  132  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 BLISS 74-2940               23  10  0  132  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823        16  25  0  131  SMALL SOLDIERS (4543)      DWES EG
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          22  24  1  130  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PEGASUS 6-4161              21  23  1  126  KREWE OF DRUID (4679)      TRANSEL

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PINK HEART 62-3643          14   2  2  126  MIKE'S INK (4677)          VALAMANTIS
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      42  74 16  124  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 SEITAN 17-4403              31  34  1  124  KINDRED OF KAOS (2471)     ALJAFIR
 LAWN DART GOALIE 17-6214    24  14  0  121  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        21  17  0  118  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 STEWART 50-3127             26  10  0  117  IRON CURTAIN (4351)        SNOWBOUND
 SMALL SOLDIER 40-3282       25  17  0  116  CHRIS'S TOYS (4239)        ZENSU
-GRAY WIND 6-5201            18  18  1  116  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 JOHN 29-4177                42  53  0  114  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          32  29  0  114  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-APRIL FRESH 6-1535          24  21  4  114  ENEMA MINE (4296)          TRANSEL
 SACRED REICH 38-3669        33  22  2  112  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     30  32  0  111  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 CERASTES 39-3181            22  15  1  110  OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233)      XOCHITHLAN
 STINKALOGICAL 21-5409       22  11  1  110  BOOK OF STINK (4774)       SUNSET
-GO FISH 3-6020              23  39  1  109  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        30  29  1  108  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-CHURCH GIRL 2-3610          27  15  2  107  THE NOVICES (4097)         NIANIA
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     22  23  3  105  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      37  21  0  103  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-LUMMOX 60-6092              19  46  0  103  RED DOG GANG (4466)        ARADI
 CLINTON 22-2516             26  14  1  102  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
-SCREAMIN' JAY 22-670        26  22  0  102  LUNATIC FRINGE (78)        SOLVEN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PIPE LAYER 63-2406          19   7  0  100  WORKING MEN (4752)         AMEN-TEI
-MR. SMITH 60-5207           18   8  1  100  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 DARK GERBIL 82-6762         14   7  2  100  CROSS BREED (4784)         DWES EG
 SSSS 82-14051                8  26  0  100  SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (4619)  DWES EG
 THANATAR 21-749             21  21  3   99  SONS OF SATAN (69)         SUNSET
-KEPLER 10-4625              18  43  2   99  THE MOONDOGS (4361)        KOLACT
-WETBOX 60-5229              17  11  1   99  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
-SYR-DAVAN 74-3053           24  23  2   97  SAND DANCERS (2198)        DAIYLA KIV
 SEVEN MARY THREE 38-3580    17   8  2   97  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         22  18  1   96  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 SULACCO 4-5128              22  13  2   95  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 LAME AIM 22-5656            17   8  1   95  GLADIATION FOLLY (4345)    SOLVEN
 ED 209 5-3955               21  25  4   94  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
-EYE OF THE TIGER 33-6780    19   6  1   94  ARENA FELINES (4464)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ACK VERT 18-7429            27  19  1   91  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 GUESS MY STYLE 40-3407      26  12  0   91  SUPERIOR FORCES (2429)     ZENSU
 VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223    16  10  0   91  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ADOBE 17-6033               27   9  0   90  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
-GANGLARE 74-3324            16   9  2   90  EINHERJAR IV (4809)        DAIYLA KIV
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          21  30  0   89  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   29  12  1   88  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LEVITICUS 43-2328           26  19  2   88  THE OLD TESTAMENT (3602)   VEASTIAN
-WILL DUEL FOR FOOD 7-4827   20   9  0   88  SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710)  BONSUR
 THE CURE 38-4085            22  11  1   87  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
-PEOPLE'S ELBOW 18-6352      21  22  2   87  UNTOUCHABLES (3633)        TALCAMA
 BIGGLES 60-6032             20  31  0   86  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
-OREL HERSHISER 74-3180      15  11  0   86  1988 DODGERS (4753)        DAIYLA KIV
-WHERE'S MY TOURNEY 82-2893  14   0  0   85  THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! (4202) DWES EG
 FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661       20   4  0   84  MAIN COURSE (4440)         DWES EG
-RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN 7-4839   23  13  0   81  SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710)  BONSUR
-FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953  20  16  0   81  2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      19  11  0   81  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
-AUTOMAN 82-10032             4  22  0   81  MY THIRD PARENT (4654)     DWES EG
-ROBERT BORK 22-920          26  11  0   80  CONSPIRACY INC. (706)      SOLVEN
-LYSISTRATA 4-5389           23  10  1   80  DOGS OF WAR (3959)         JHELUM
 MAGENTA 3-5711              39  57  0   78  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FOGGY DEW 17-6235           22  11  1   78  KINDRED OF KAOS (2471)     ALJAFIR
-AUTOMATON 5-4327            21  15  0   78  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 KA D'ARGO 10-4270           20  11  1   77  FARSCAPE (4155)            KOLACT
 DRY KEG 33-6679             20  31  0   77  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        12   4  0   77  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          17  12  5   75  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-WOUNDHEALER 65-4496          6   4  0   74  BOOK OF SWORDS (4305)      DAL SHANG
 BLONDIE 36-5723             17  15  0   73  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-PERSONAL BEJEEZUS 12-5451   15   5  0   73  ESTIMATED PROPHETS (4516)  RIZTAB
 SANTO STINKO 21-5400        23  11  0   72  BOOK OF STINK (4774)       SUNSET
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        21  26  0   72  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-CHYNA 1-7052                21   9  0   72  HAWKS (3721)               MORDANT
 MIKE BELIEVE 12-5552        21  21  0   72  POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515)     RIZTAB
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           14  10  1   71  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 PLA Y. TEX 60-5662          22  23  1   68  BLOOD RELATED (4344)       ARADI
 GHOULSHINE 71-3893          17   9  0   68  MONSTER RANCHER (4817)     KYR'TERR
 O PAUL 78-2403              15   6  1   68  ROCK-ETTS II (4814)        LIN TIRIAN
 MARK 5-4088                 35  59  2   67  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104       26  16  0   67  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 NEPHRON 30-4147             23  24  1   67  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
-VERISIMILITUDE 60-6550      21  16  0   67  ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744)    ARADI
-MORGAN 22-5915              17  15  1   67  WOMEN OF REALITY (4703)    SOLVEN
 ENDYMION 6-4163             22  23  1   66  KREWE OF DRUID (4679)      TRANSEL
-ZIGGY 1-6965                25  17  1   65  HAWKS (3721)               MORDANT
 THE SCROD GODDESS 60-4825   21  12  0   65  SUPERIOR FORCES II (3049)  ARADI
 ASHANTI 6-5352              18  21  4   65  KREWE OF DRUID (4679)      TRANSEL
-SCREAMING EYEBALL 12-4768   18   7  1   65  NEOGNOSIS (4374)           RIZTAB
 TWO GLASS EYES 17-6272      18  15  0   65  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 WOF-A-MIT 22-5639           24  19  0   64  ROCK ETTS (2971)           SOLVEN
-GUTTERBALL 78-2344          19  14  1   64  PBA (4685)                 LIN TIRIAN
 CARNAL 21-5388              21  15  0   63  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 GORDIAN 63-2104             19   7  0   63  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
-TORRI 82-22851              13  10  0   63  LADIES (4778)              DWES EG
 ROLLERCOASTER 65-5946        9   2  1   63  SUPERIOR FORCES IJ (4610)  DAL SHANG
 <RETARDED RV> 7-5279        19   4  0   62  DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (4670 BONSUR
 SLEETBOMB 62-3234           17  11  0   62  MONSTER RANCHER (4288)     VALAMANTIS
-SLIM SHADY 24-4370          16  14  0   62  THE MC5 (4699)             ZORPUNT
 INBRED FRED 17-6253         21  13  0   61  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
-BLACK CAT 60-6268           17   9  0   60  SHADOW SIGNS (4718)        ARADI
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      21   6  0   59  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BOISE 18-6687               18   3  1   59  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
-POPCORN MACHINE 7-5091      16  10  1   59  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
 F. TIM 78-2315              25  30  1   58  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 PIVORUS 62-3235             17   8  0   58  MONSTER RANCHER (4288)     VALAMANTIS
-THE 13TH WARRIOR 82-6346     3   0  0   58  STOOPID MOVIES (4759)      DWES EG
-HOTTA WATTA 10-5038         18   6  0   57  TOWNSVILLAINS (4484)       KOLACT
-PROVIDENCE 18-6818          16   7  2   57  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         28  40  0   55  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CATHERWOOD 48-2225          16  15  1   55  FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803)    CAER
-TOO ICKY 60-5937            15  10  0   55  BLOOD RELATED (4344)       ARADI
-DENOGGINIZER 12-5702        14  12  1   55  BLOODSUCKERS (4039)        RIZTAB
 KING BEAR 35-3629           20   5  1   54  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400       16   6  1   53  SURPRISE! (4736)           AMEN-TEI
-ARMSTRONG 59-1291           22  15  1   52  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
-PERFECT LOVER 70-7341        8   5  0   52  KANSAS (4612)              SENTERN
 MALLIA 21-748               21  25  1   51  SONS OF SATAN (69)         SUNSET
-KERMIT 62-3267              14  10  0   50  THE MUPPETS (4669)         VALAMANTIS
 EAGLE'S NEST 38-4271        16   7  1   49  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 FRANK 3-5707                36  61  1   47  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 E. VICTOR 9-4864            14  13  0   44  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 BLACK WIDOW 62-3807         20  11  0   42  SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (4816)    VALAMANTIS
 POTOMACC 21-5489            15   9  0   41  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 RAY 62-3611                 14   5  0   41  THE BOLT (4779)            VALAMANTIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COBRA 29-4355               15  10  1   38  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 JONES 14-1283               18 107  4   37  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 BIG BROTHER 3-5568          44  65  0   36  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 EINSTEIN 35-279             15  16  1   34  FERROUS MEN (723)          MURSKA
 FLOYD 99-1041                9   5  4   31  NIGHTMARES (4725)          SOUTH RIDGE
 TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454        0   2  0   24  THE GUYS (4180)            FIREHOLD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
RAY 62-3611                14   5  0 THE BOLT 4779          ED 209 5-3955          454
DALI PARTON 18-3274        40  37  3 CENTER FOR OLDS 4052   MAELSTROM 75-2202      454
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050  41  36  3 CENTER FOR OLDS 4052   TSUNAMI 75-2214        454
GLORY 1-6847               40  36  0 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 3767 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-23 454
ROLEX WATCH 32-3732        42  39  1 LUST MUPPETS 4248      PUNCH IT 82-1193       454
GIGANTA 62-3197            33  41  2 SUPERIOR FORCES I 4145 AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941   454

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Glory -- Well, obviously, I'm not too good for you, but most warrioresses bow at the
mere sight of me. -- Pistol, packin' heat

The Exploiter -- Figures you'd be a republican. -- Sir Cuitous, straight to the point

Peace -- But what if I don't want peace?  What if I want riot and tumult? -- Similde
the Dissatisfied

B Hurley -- You're crazy?  It doesn't show.  You seem just about like everyone else
here. -- Small Cat

Mr. Wrinkle-Free -- (innocent look)  I was just trying to iron out some of the
creases. -- Glory

Everstorm -- Sounds kinda boring. -- Zin
P.S.  I mean, what if you want sunshine for a change?

Hatshepsut -- Easy, ma'am, we don't want to make that worse, now, do we? -- Ho-Chan
the Axe but Polite

Victory -- But not today, boy.  It gives you something to look forward to. -- Charlie

Eastwood -- Good challenge for you.  Maybe C. Canary will come down and put you in
your spot. -- Al Gore

Hal Bemeriki -- You're fast.  But not fast enuff.  Thanks for the skills. -- C.
Canary

Mallia -- Two whole skills.  Wow, thanks for sucking. -- Clinton

Galen -- What is up with your buddy Olaf Modeen referring to us as "notorious
atheists" in his spy report last cycle?  Just because the First Amendment protects
the freedom of religion does not make us atheists. -- Judge, mgr. of Legalese

     Judge -- I have no idea.  I don't know Olaf very well.  Perhaps he was past due
     for his medication. -- Galen

Will Duel For Food -- Are you a former cast member of "Burn Rights"?  I hope you got
some food after our fights. -- Axis of Evil

8 December 2003
Greetings!  I would like to invite everyone to Jhans (DM 36) for the first annual kLk
St. Valentine's Day Massacre (kill contest).  We will start the contest off with the
ceremonial burning of the Andorian flag on turn 450.  (Six turns away.  Roughly mid-
February.)  The contest will run for 10 turns.  On turn 461, 3 separate victors will
be announced.  Team with the most kills, warrior with the most kills, and alliance
with the most kills.  Prizes will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most
kills and to the manager of the warrior with the most kills.  The prizes will
probably be team roll-ups.  The number of roll-ups has yet to be determined.  The
contest is sponsored by Jhans' newest, (but by the time the contest starts) largest
alliance, the kLk (pronounced "klick"). -- Polarius, mgr. of Blitzkrieg DM 36

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MARCO viciously subdued LINDA LOVELACE in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
STONE KILLER demolished KRARSHT in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
COMFORTABLY NUMB viciously subdued SMALL CAT in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
B HURLEY defeated GUAVA NICE DAY in a 2 minute Challenge match.
SIR CUITOUS was viciously subdued by NICK NITRO in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
PEACE was devastated by BELIAL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
AFGHAN REBEL handily defeated JACOB in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
5-STAR RATING vanquished DUMBASS in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK slaughtered GLORY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SORROW overpowered HO-CHAN THE AXE in a popular 2 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
RONALD REAGAN was savagely defeated by SERVLET SALLY in a 6 minute Challenge match.
ANKLEBITER devastated POPE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
THE EXPLOITER overpowered PAPAYA BALROG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
LEITZITH won victory over SNIPE HUNTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge bout.
PLAYDO GOLEM won victory over EARTHQUAKE in a exciting 1 minute bloody Challenge fray.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY was devastated by TICKLE ME HOFFA in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
TAXES demolished CARPET BURN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LARCENY defeated YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
AXIS OF EVIL devastated SEITAN in a action packed 3 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
EASTWOOD beat LEMON DROP in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fray.
HEARSAY was viciously subdued by PIVOT in a popular 7 minute brutal Challenge contest.
CLINTON overpowered MAGENTA in a exciting 5 minute gory uneven Challenge fight.
STINKALOGICAL viciously subdued SULACCO in a popular 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
KING BEAR vanquished JONES in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
BLONDIE overpowered EAGLE'S NEST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
THANATAR handily defeated DRY KEG in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
COBRA was vanquished by INBRED FRED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
MIKE BELIEVE outlasted ASHANTI in a popular 7 minute Challenge match.
SANTO STINKO was defeated by COL SALOMON in a exciting 2 minute Challenge bout.
FRERE MAIN ROUJ overpowered PRORIARITY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
ROLEX WATCH was slaughtered by PUNCH IT in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
THE BIG 'E' was viciously subdued by LITTLE CROW in a action packed 6 minute bout.
D. FILER subdued NAJA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
MASKED SHREW was subdued by SOUND ADVICE in a 2 minute duel.
PITT beat SIDAHS in a action packed 4 minute bout.
STONEWALL was savagely defeated by THE BISMARCK in a exciting 4 minute competition.
LANCELOT lost to SIR VIVOR in a popular 3 minute match.
STILLWATER demolished SPOTTED PONY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BURST devastated MAGMA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
DROOLING GOOBER was handily defeated by KHIRZA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ARCOS was overcome by JOHN HOLMES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute melee.
DOC STEELE demolished MARCINKO in a exciting 4 minute gory one-sided match.
RIGOR MORTIS vanquished WOBBLENUT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHOKING CHICKEN overpowered UNBRIDLED in a 1 minute uneven competition.
THE REAPER demolished PEEG in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
ASEROTH demolished EVERSTORM in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BED-WETTING FREAK overpowered VORTEX in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
A DIFFERENT GRAPE overcame NEVERMORE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
JUST A JOB TO DO narrowly defeated HATSHEPSUT in a crowd pleasing 7 minute battle.
MIDNIGHT IMP bested BAWDY BUZZ BUD in a exciting 1 minute match.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD viciously subdued AUDIE MURPHY in a popular 5 minute gory brawl.
AFROSLEAZIAC slaughtered GIGANTA in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DALI PARTON was dealt death by MAELSTROM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
COUCH POTATO overpowered JACKASS in a action packed 3 minute one-sided match.
THE BEAST subdued ROAD TO DAKAR in a exciting 6 minute conflict.
GLACIER was handily defeated by UNDERGROUND EDDIE in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
BAILEYS IRISH CHREME devastated THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a 2 minute uneven match.
COM DOT was overpowered by AFRICAN GREY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LEATHER REBEL overpowered JIM PENGOUIN in a exciting 1 minute uneven melee.
F-ARUBA subdued YELLOWJACKET in a action packed 1 minute battle.
SIMILDE was overpowered by GORDON in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
BEAUTIFUL THING vanquished MEADOW VOLE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
VELVET VIXEN overpowered CULUBRA in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided match.
LOUANNSALLY overpowered FURTIVE RETURNS in a 2 minute bloody uneven brawl.
KYLIE overpowered SMALL SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CHARLIE was demolished by SONORA MOUNTAIN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD demolished JIMBY in a action packed 2 minute one-sided fight.
ZIN was handily defeated by BLOODSTONE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
WHITE WATER HIPPO was murdered by TSUNAMI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLUE MEANIE beat ALVIN YORK in a 2 minute conflict.
CRAZED GOBLIN was luckily beaten by IMNOTA GOD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fray.
MIGHTY MITE subdued H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a 2 minute bout.
SELEX bested DAMN DOG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE was overpowered by VICTORY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JOHN was overpowered by BLISS in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
MATA HARI bested LAWN DART GOALIE in a exciting 2 minute bout.
JAICHIM overpowered CERASTES in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
CEREBRAL JANITOR handily defeated PEGASUS in a popular 2 minute uneven match.
COOKIE SNORT was overcome by HOFFA in a 2 minute battle.
ROTTEN devastated KIP KILLIGAN in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
ROMUALD B TUNE was handily defeated by ELEKTRA in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
STEWART narrowly defeated PARADISE PARROT in a action packed 4 minute gory battle.
WIMPY WIND slimly lost to RYANATOR in a action packed 4 minute bloody bout.
SACRED REICH was viciously subdued by STING in a action packed 2 minute bloody fight.
PISTOL savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
VAL BEMERIKI demolished PIPE LAYER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
S. MARY ROSE was devastated by SUPERIORBOY in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
BIG STRONG MAN was viciously subdued by RIFF-RAFF in a exciting 2 minute match.
DOMINO overpowered DARK GERBIL in a action packed 8 minute gory uneven duel.
KA D'ARGO was handily defeated by SSSS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided competition.
LAME AIM bested CARNAL in a 2 minute bout.
SUDSY DEODORANT devastated WOF-A-MIT in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
TRUMAN CAPOTE was savagely defeated by GORDIAN in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
ROLLERCOASTER viciously subdued MALLIA in a action packed 2 minute bloody match.
BLACK WIDOW was vanquished by PLA Y. TEX in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
RAY was slaughtered by ED 209 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GHOULSHINE lost to GUESS MY STYLE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome match.
PIVORUS devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
SLEETBOMB was viciously subdued by BIGGLES in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
THE LIMELIGHT was vanquished by ACK VERT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FRANK was defeated by BOISE in a 2 minute duel.
POTOMACC was devastated by NEPHRON in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
SLAP HAPPY viciously subdued <RETARDED RV> in a exciting 4 minute bloody brawl.
BIG BROTHER was overpowered by F. TIM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
VICTOR CALDERONE viciously subdued THE SCROD GODDESS in a popular 3 minute battle.
O PAUL was subdued by FRIED CHICKEN in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
THERMODYNAMICS was bested by SEVEN MARY THREE in a exciting 1 minute match.
CATHERWOOD devastated EINSTEIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
VIOLENT VOLE viciously subdued PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute brutal match.
TWO GLASS EYES was overpowered by LEVITICUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
E. VICTOR was overpowered by SWINGDADDY-O in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PIPE BOMB was luckily beaten by THE CURE in a exciting 2 minute brutal brawl.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX demolished MARK in a popular 1 minute uneven conflict.
IN THE PIG! narrowly defeated ENDYMION in a popular 2 minute match.
FLOYD was viciously subdued by DUCK RUBBER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  64         PARRY-STRIKE      29 -  19 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   32         PARRY-RIPOSTE     30 -  25 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 32         AIMED BLOW        94 -  84 -  3      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 21         LUNGING ATTACK   331 - 297 -  8      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         STRIKING ATTACK  103 -  97 -  2      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      19         SLASHING ATTACK  164 - 159 -  3      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     18         WALL OF STEEL    131 - 146 -  2      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       94 - 109 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         BASHING ATTACK    35 -  41 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         PARRY-LUNGE       54 -  84 -  2      39  |

Turn 454 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       13 -  7     STRIKING ATTACK    9 - 12         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        12 -  7     WALL OF STEEL     13 - 19         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    39 - 25     PARRY-LUNGE        7 - 11         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK   10 - 22         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  3                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MARCO 51-5008              37  15  2  326 BOY O'S (4027)
SLASHING ATTACK  MIDNIGHT IMP 18-4731       91  66  3  474 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
AIMED BLOW       BELIAL 7-3838              97  69  2  308 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
PARRY-STRIKE     RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651        66  49  3  305 LOST SOULS II (2818)
TOTAL PARRY      PITT 33-4709               59  30  0  262 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949)
WALL OF STEEL    B HURLEY 9-4350            48  41  3  246 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)
PARRY-LUNGE      FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082     44  23  0  246 LA PENTARCHIE (4427)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DOC STEELE 5-3033          28  31  2  246 WORTHLESS MANAGERS (2978)
BASHING ATTACK   NICK NITRO 60-4767         37  40  0  230 ARADI'S DEAD (4175)
STRIKING ATTACK  SERVLET SALLY 82-5895      30  17  0  226 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was HATSHEPSUT 51-4157.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
GHOULSHINE 71-3893, SLAP HAPPY 60-6031, LANCELOT 25-3794, SERVLET SALLY 82-5895, 
ASHANTI 6-5352, DARK GERBIL 82-6762, PIVOT 60-4811, ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978, WIMPY WIND 
28-3517, and BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849.

The least popular fighter this week was TWO GLASS EYES 17-6272.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BIG BROTHER 3-5568, THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104, RAY 62-3611, PIPE 
LAYER 63-2406, ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519, CHARLIE 61-2873, MEADOW VOLE 35-2944, COM DOT 
65-6217, VORTEX 75-1870, and EVERSTORM 69-641.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  2 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             3  7 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 1  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  3 0  POINT(27)            0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         4  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  2 1  MORYA(28)            0  2 0  ARADI(60)            8  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  3 0  LAPUR(29)            0  4 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  1 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  6 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  2 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        3  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  4 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  4  2 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        4  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  SENTERN(70)          2  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  JHANS(36)            2  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  2 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  2 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        3  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  6 2  
ALJAFIR(17)          4  4 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  2 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         10  5 1  ZENSU(40)            3  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  0 0  DWES EG(82)          8  4 1  
SUNSET(21)           3  8 0  RODEKI(42)           3  4 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           7  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
TI(23)               1  1 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SORROW 1-2863               36  24  2  218  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 THE BEAST 3-5547            48  63  0  214  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651         66  49  3  305  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 DOC STEELE 5-3033           28  31  2  246  WORTHLESS MANAGERS (2978)  KALTOS
 PEGASUS 6-4161              21  23  1  126  KREWE OF DRUID (4679)      TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838               97  69  2  308  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082      44  23  0  246  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 B HURLEY 9-4350             48  41  3  246  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           73  37  0  221  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856      30  25  1  200  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 SMALL CAT 13-4200           44  67  1  184  CARDOW HUNTERS (3697)      DULLENS
 JONES 14-1283               18 107  4   37  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       42  26  2  195  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        34  18  1  204  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162   37  13  0  252  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 MIDNIGHT IMP 18-4731        91  66  3  474  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               26  23  2  197  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        28   7  1  211  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636        46  30  4  232  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     44  34  0  190  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    47  28  1  253  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      19  11  0   81  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          22  24  1  130  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 MASKED SHREW 29-3514        53  72  3  199  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             23  24  1   67  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 5-STAR RATING 31-4264       35  11  0  242  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          36  33  1  169  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 PITT 33-4709                59  30  0  262  CAVITY CREEPS II (3949)    NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        39  38  0  177  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         44  44  2  181  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              45  18  1  199  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254      50  46  0  198  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 SOUND ADVICE 38-3251        59  47  4  239  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 NAJA 39-2825                33  21  0  193  OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233)      XOCHITHLAN
 SELEX 40-3039               26   7  0  169  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           30  20  0  136  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 JIMBY 42-3777               39  36  1  165  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      40  18  1  202  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
 CATHERWOOD 48-2225          16  15  1   55  FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803)    CAER

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUMBASS 49-1361             47  61  0  196  BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310)   VITHICAR
 STEWART 50-3127             26  10  0  117  IRON CURTAIN (4351)        SNOWBOUND
 MARCO 51-5008               37  15  2  326  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 NICK NITRO 60-4767          37  40  0  230  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 CHARLIE 61-2873             50  42  0  149  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  32  25  0  178  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 PIPE LAYER 63-2406          19   7  0  100  WORKING MEN (4752)         AMEN-TEI
 COM DOT 65-6217             40  25  0  187  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 ROTTEN 68-8189              20   9  1  156  MY EX WIFE (4181)          FIREHOLD
 THE REAPER 69-8774          61  33  0  276  BLOOD MOON (3649)          CIMMERIAC
 UNDERGROUND EDDIE 70-5974   67  47  0  220  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (3555 SENTERN
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     30  32  0  111  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 BLISS 74-2940               23  10  0  132  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 MAELSTROM 75-2202           46  25  1  254  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        30  29  1  108  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 PUNCH IT 82-1193            27  12  2  257  GORGONITES II (4335)       DWES EG
 COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855     24   8  5  188  FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             20  14  5  190  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 FLOYD 99-1041                9   5  4   31  NIGHTMARES (4725)          SOUTH RIDGE

                       TOURNEY FREEZE CHANGE -- ADVANCE NOTICE

     Beginning at the Winter Face-to-Face in Tempe (January 2004), we will implement 
several changes affecting tournaments.  The tournament announcement for the upcoming 
FTF and future tourneys will reflect these changes.
     First, we will eliminate the tourney freeze for all regular DM warrior classes.  
Regular DM warriors will not be classed ahead of the tournament, but instead will 
fight according to their FE on the date of the tourney.  There will still be a freeze 
for the ADM classes, occurring on the same timeline as before, approximately 6 weeks 
before the tournament.
     In addition to the above change, the warrior classes will be slightly altered.  
The new tourney classes will be as follows:

                DM Tourney Classes                 ADM Tourney Classes
              ======================              ======================
                  0 FE:  Rookies                        Freshmen
                1-4 FE:  Apprentices                    ADM
               5-10 FE:  Initiates                      Eligibles
              11-20 FE:  Adepts                      ---induction---
              21-30 FE:  Champions                      Contenders
                31+ FE:  Challengers                    Primus

     All regular DM tourney classes will remain solely FE based.  All ADM classes will 
now be based on warrior characteristics (i.e., the ADM split algorithm), including the 
Freshmen class.
     The Gateway and Primus arenas will be merging before the FTF to form one top 
arena.  These warriors will be split into two tournament classes, the Contenders and 
the Primus classes, again based upon their characteristics.  More information on this 
will be published in the newsletters for those arenas.
     If you have any questions about the above changes, please contact Customer 
Service.  Good luck in your games.

                                          -- Green Eyes and the RSI staff