ADVANCED DUELMASTERS

Date   : 01/20/2004    Duedate: 02/02/2004

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-455

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796   15    7  1 68.2      WORKING MEN 63/4752                   
    FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709                MAIN COURSE 82/4440                   
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      SURPRISE! 63/4736                     
  2 POWERPUFF GI 12/4515    4    2  0 66.7      CARE PACKAGE 56/4442                  
  3-UNTOUCHABLES 18/3633    2    1  0 66.7   17-CHRIS'S TOYS 40/4239  190  149  3 56.0
  4-THE BOLT 62/4779      349  192  5 64.5      SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543                
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       BLOOD RELATED 60/4344                 
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                        CAVITY CREEPS II 33/3949              
    THE PEOPLE 82/4137                          GORGONITES II 82/4335                 
    MONSTER RANCHER 62/4288                     THE OLD TESTAMENT 43/3602             
    MIKE'S INK 62/4677                       18 WICKED MARTYR 7/3170  296  239  5 55.3
    MONSTER RANCHER 71/4817                     ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                 
  5 LADIES 82/4778          7    4  0 63.6      ITS JUST WRONG 82/4821                
  6 PHOBIA 97/4826        157   91  1 63.3   19-IRON CURTAIN 50/4351   22   18  0 55.0
  7-EVENGATE 21/3909      679  405  7 62.6      OPHIDIAN ORDER 39/4233                
  8 CORPS 74/3405        2460 1565 43 61.1   20 BOOK OF STIN 21/4774  109   91  2 54.5
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY 17/4596           
    BOY O'S 51/4027                          21 FRUIT PUPPET 37/2520  258  216  1 54.4
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430                 
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                        22-NUMBERS GAME 31/4642  201  171  0 54.0
    BABES 36/3876                               FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622             
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        CAMERON CRAZIES 9/3908                
  9 FARSCAPE 10/4155       21   14  0 60.0      METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                
 10 OBSIDIAN HAL 33/1640   12    8  1 60.0      PLACES TO GO 51/4178                  
    THE HOLY LEGION 10/1422                     ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
 11 KA-POW! 15/3970      1114  768 13 59.2   23 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680   22   19  1 53.7
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734              
 12-NIGHTMARES 99/4725    290  201  6 59.1   24 SMILES 97/4828        870  776  9 52.9
    EAGLES CLAW 38/1613                      25 VERMIN! 82/4813       885  806 10 52.3
    PANSY DIVISION 51/3406                      SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    SCRAGITARIOUS 21/3327                       TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    CLUB CULTURE 60/4637                        TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
 13 MEOW MIX 21/4519      178  131  3 57.6      VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
 14-W.T.P. 70/3465       1478 1091 14 57.5   26 SPECIAL ED 17/4525    191  175  0 52.2
    BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305                      SPECIAL ED 23/2722                    
    STOOPID MOVIES 82/4759                      KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471               
    MY EX WIFE 68/4181                          DUELMASTERS NICKNAME 96/4824          
    CROSS BREED 82/4784                      27 BOXES 60/4147        1452 1360 17 51.6
    WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5/2978                   2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647         
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    THE GUYS 68/4180                            DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
 15 OVERRATED 96/4825      43   32  1 57.3      THE LAST STRAW V 71/4420              
 16 GET SMART 27/4066     886  684 13 56.4      NO MORE TEARS 82/4773                 
    MY THIRD PARENT 82/4654                     ODD SQUAD 69/4769                     
    GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345                 28 ROCK ETTS 22/2971     188  176  2 51.6
    RUSTY NAILS 82/4363                         ROCK-ETTS II 78/4814                  
    ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744                 29-ARENA FELINE 33/4464  126  118  0 51.6
    PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987                     ARENA FELINES 12/1060                 
    NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822                30-1988 DODGERS 74/4753   16   15  0 51.6
    LOST SOULS II 4/2818                     31 CARTOUCHE 51/3495     295  280  8 51.3
    SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 62/4816                    ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583             
    RIVER WARDENS 46/2010                       FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331               
    OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808                    EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452            
    LOST SOULS II 9/2309                     32 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  559  555  6 50.2

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/3757               46 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      242  317  1 43.3
    SUPERIOR FORCES IJ 65/4610               47-INSIGNIFICAN 74/4811   47   62  2 43.1
    DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/4670              48 BIRDS 41/4735         134  178  1 42.9
    SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q 82/4402                  THE OFFENDERS 17/1987                 
    SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411                  RESCUE 77/3887                        
    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/2429                     ERRATA 25/3564                        
    SUPERIOR FORCES 6D 82/4619                  EL EQUIDO 13/3225                     
    SUPERIOR FORCES II 60/3049                  TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                 
    SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145               49 BLADE ZEN 74/4492      37   51  0 42.0
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536                  FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                  
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 71/4414                  DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                
    SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571                   GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                 
 33 ALCHEMY 18/4818       124  123  1 50.2   50 KREWE OF DRUI 6/4679   25   35  1 41.7
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                        51 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    491  737  5 40.0
    ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                        LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                
    82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                       ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 70/3555          
 34 BOOGIE NIGHT 43/2800  691  687  6 50.1      ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
    WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433                  OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608                    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD 49/1310                   WILD KINGDOM 35/4193                  
 35 LUST MUPPETS 32/4248   88   92  1 48.9      MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
    MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/4246                 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    WHY I PLAY DM 82/4616                       REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/4827               52-HAWKS 1/3721           68  111  1 38.0
    ORGAN ON THE SANDS 96/4823               53 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   10   17  1 37.0
 36 FIRESIGN THE 48/2803   78   85  0 47.9   54 MEN 29/4412           564 1045 11 35.1
 37 GENOCIDE 51/4423       27   30  1 47.4      JOHNS 5/3510                          
    THE WARRIORS 10/438                         TALES 43/2584                         
 38 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  238  265  6 47.3      STORIES 49/2835                       
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     HABIT 78/4547                         
 39 LEGALESE 75/4658      131  147  3 47.1      WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595                          MIKES 14/3982                         
    THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
 40 GIFTED 69/3978        741  889  8 45.5      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    BLOOD MOON 69/3649                       55 THE EXPLORER 59/2235   17   32  0 34.7
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        PIG BATTALION 33/4717                 
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   56 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698    4    8  0 33.3
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                  57 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   49  103  0 32.2
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     58 SAND DANCERS 75/2258  416  898  4 31.7
 41 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  682  827  8 45.2      FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069                 
 42-ENEMA MINE 6/4296     212  259  2 45.0      DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
    ESTIMATED PROPHETS 12/4516                  GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481                  
    LUNATIC FRINGE 22/78                        HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
    SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT 7/4710                   CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697                
 43-FORCE OF FIV 74/4812    7    9  0 43.8   59 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507    15   33  0 31.3
 44 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  111  143  0 43.7      JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683                 
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                    60 FAULTY PREMI 74/4820    2    8  0 20.0
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                    61 FERROUS MEN 35/723      0    3  0  0.0
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                    62-EINHERJAR IV 74/4809    2    0  0  100
 45 SONS OF SATAN 21/69    46   60  0 43.4   63 AMERICAN APPR 3/4822    1    0  0  100
    CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706                

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Warriors and managers of Talahya,

     Welcome to another issue of the Talahya Arena News.  It's going to be short this
time.
     Center for Olds (38) was most avoided by The Republicans (39).  Rigor Mortis was
this turn's most challenged warrior.  RONALD REAGAN (22-831) (29-13-1,199) of
CONSPIRACY INC. challenged RIGOR MORTIS (4-3651) (66-49-3,305) of LOST SOULS II.
RONALD REAGAN was overpowered by RIGOR MORTIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge
duel.
     In a random match, our Tower Guardian MARCO (51-5008) (37-15-2,326) of BOY O'S
fought KHIRZA (7-1862) (108-130-3,219) of CASTAWAYS.  MARCO savagely defeated KHIRZA
in a popular 3 minute bloody Title match.  I'll bet the cat-woman didn't know she was
going to be in a title match this cycle!  It was a pretty good fight actually.
     Strangely, there were no Tournament Victor challenges at all.  One warrior died.
LOUANNSALLY (18-4564) (42-39-3,182) of OUT OF THE HILLS fought DUMBASS (49-1361) (47-
61-0,196) of BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD.  LOUANNSALLY was executed by DUMBASS in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.  On behalf of the arena I have personally delivered
a wreath with pink silk roses and pretty blue bows to Louansally; she immediately put
the bows in her hair where they look even lovelier.
     I'm pleased to note that the ever-beloved Ho-Chan the Axe has won his fight this
cycle, meaning no offense however to Velvet Vixen who is certainly a competent young
fighter.  VELVET VIXEN (9-3275) (32-33-0,195) of LOST SOULS II fought HO-CHAN THE AXE
(75-670) (102-143-2,193) of SAND DANCERS.  VELVET VIXEN was defeated by HO-CHAN THE
AXE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
     Another fight that the crowd really liked was Marcinko vs. Linda Lovelace.
MARCINKO (97-961) (20-14-5,190) of ROGUE WARRIOR fought LINDA LOVELACE (43-3149) (40-
18-1,202) of BOOGIE NIGHTS.  MARCINKO was savagely defeated by LINDA LOVELACE in a 9
minute competition.  It was a bloody fight with a lot of courage and skill on both
sides.
     The skillful work of our top Total Parry was less well appreciated.  THE BEAST
(3-5547) (48-63-0,214) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT fought JUST A JOB TO DO (18-6575) (64-
52-1,227) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  THE BEAST was narrowly defeated by JUST A JOB TO DO in
a 18 minute competition.  I salute Just a Job To Do for doing that job well,
nevertheless.
     Let's give a few words of encouragement to Manalger, a newcomer to the arena who
has started, like many others, at the bottom.  MANALGER (96-986) (6-4-4,26) of
DUELMASTERS NICKNAME fought CATHERWOOD (48-2225) (16-15-1,55) of FIRESIGN THEATRE.
MANALGER was savagely defeated by CATHERWOOD in a 2 minute mismatched fight.  Judging
by his record, it looks like Manny comes to us by an unconventional route and is
therefore much less experienced than most warriors here.  Challenge wisely, lad, and
you will grow in skill.
     That concludes our spyreport for this issue.  I apologize for my brevity.  I
have only this to say:  If your horse does not like apples or carrots, try giving it
a handful of grass with a few slivers of apple or carrot mixed in.  It's important to
cultivate a taste for apples and carrots in your horse, because you can then use
these treats very effectively in training.

                   With best wishes, Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARCO 51-5008               38  15  2  334  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MIDNIGHT IMP 18-4731        91  66  3  474  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651         67  49  3  326  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 BELIAL 7-3838               98  69  2  320  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
-THE REAPER 69-8774          61  33  0  276  BLOOD MOON (3649)          CIMMERIAC
 D. FILER 9-4721             38   9  1  267  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082      45  23  0  266  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
-PITT 33-4709                59  30  0  262  CAVITY CREEPS II (3949)    NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-PUNCH IT 82-1193            27  12  2  257  GORGONITES II (4335)       DWES EG
 DUMBASS 49-1361             48  61  1  254  BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310)   VITHICAR
 AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941        49  37  7  253  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    47  28  1  253  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
-BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162   37  13  0  252  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
-B HURLEY 9-4350             48  41  3  246  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
-DOC STEELE 5-3033           28  31  2  246  WORTHLESS MANAGERS (2978)  KALTOS
-5-STAR RATING 31-4264       35  11  0  242  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SOUND ADVICE 38-3251        59  47  4  239  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
-IGNATIUS MAX 40-3037        34  23  1  239  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 THE EXPLOITER 22-1226       50  34  1  238  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 SERVLET SALLY 82-5895       31  17  0  237  SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402)  DWES EG
 AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636        47  30  4  235  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    65  52  1  231  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-FOG 21-4416                 75  73  0  226  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
 VORTEX 75-1870              66  67  0  224  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
-PLAYDO GOLEM 33-4567        44  45  0  221  CAVITY CREEPS II (3949)    NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035       80  51  0  220  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
-UNDERGROUND EDDIE 70-5974   67  47  0  220  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (3555 SENTERN
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        29   7  1  220  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
-SORROW 1-2863               36  24  2  218  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 ANKLEBITER 22-1163          46  42  3  216  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
-LITTLE CROW 82-5418         31  13  0  212  THE PEOPLE (4137)          DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GORDON 36-4536              46  18  1  210  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      41  18  1  210  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         63  42  1  209  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 UNBRIDLED 15-3923           41  27  1  209  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 GLORY 1-6847                41  36  0  209  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
-LEATHER REBEL 60-5400       53  31  1  207  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 GLACIER 75-2046             63  41  3  205  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIR CUITOUS 10-4514         41  26  0  205  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
-BAILEYS IRISH CHRE 70-1865  18   9  0  205  W.T.P. (3465)              SENTERN
-F-ARUBA 51-4601             49  37  1  204  PLACES TO GO (4178)        TRICORUS
-BEAUTIFUL THING 51-3874     42  39  1  204  PANSY DIVISION (3406)      TRICORUS
-THE BISMARCK 16-4481        34  18  1  204  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 KHIRZA 7-1862              108 131  3  202  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       43  26  2  202  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 POPE 5-4090                 44  51  2  201  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
-THE BIG 'E' 9-4474          41  32  0  201  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     103 143  2  200  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 PEACE 19-4280               26  24  2  200  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
-MASKED SHREW 29-3514        53  72  3  199  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 THE BEAST 3-5547            48  64  0  199  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254      50  47  0  198  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
-MISTY 1-6840                37  26  0  198  HAWKS (3721)               MORDANT
-NEVERMORE 1-5260            25  22  2  198  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 HATSHEPSUT 51-4157          53  67  1  197  CARTOUCHE (3495)           TRICORUS
 JOHN HOLMES 69-7255         53  32  1  197  GIFTED (3978)              CIMMERIAC
 EVERSTORM 69-641            45  41  2  197  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
-CARE-LESS 56-3356           40  13  0  197  CARE PACKAGE (4442)        ROCANIS
-BARETTA 46-1854             34  33  0  197  RIVER WARDENS (2010)       ARDIVENT
 BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856      30  26  1  197  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
-RICO 51-5016                29  13  1  197  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 TSUNAMI 75-2214             25   5  2  197  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
-LEITZITH 16-4444            25  23  0  197  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 MARCINKO 97-961             20  15  5  197  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     46  28  2  196  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
-THE CAT'S MEOW 12-2073      41  26  1  196  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
-PRORIARITY 21-4159          44  33  3  195  SCRAGITARIOUS (3327)       SUNSET
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         41  37  3  195  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           73  38  0  194  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 MAGMA 75-2049               62  45  0  194  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   39  52  0  194  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 NICK NITRO 60-4767          37  41  0  194  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 RONALD REAGAN 22-831        29  14  1  194  CONSPIRACY INC. (706)      SOLVEN
 TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  48  30  0  193  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
-NAJA 39-2825                33  21  0  193  OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233)      XOCHITHLAN
 EARTHQUAKE 75-1663          83  55  2  192  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 MAELSTROM 75-2202           46  26  1  190  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VELVET VIXEN 9-3275         32  34  0  190  LOST SOULS II (2309)       ZUKAL
 MAGELLAN 59-126             29  27  0  189  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
-C LAETTNER 9-4353           49  44  1  188  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
-COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855     24   8  5  188  FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     44  35  0  187  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873     21  11  1  187  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG
 TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127     34  31  1  186  DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608)    CIMMERIAC
 JACOB 10-233                55  65  2  185  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708         34  39  2  184  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 SMALL CAT 13-4200           44  68  1  183  CARDOW HUNTERS (3697)      DULLENS
-METEOR SHOWER 60-4563       32  18  0  183  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         47  90  1  182  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
-KYLIE 18-6057               25  20  1  182  UNTOUCHABLES (3633)        TALCAMA
 KRARSHT 21-750              27  17  3  181  SONS OF SATAN (69)         SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIMILDE 51-4248             47  89  0  180  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  33  25  0  180  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         40  39  0  179  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
-BLUE MEANIE 60-4814         34  17  0  178  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        30   9  0  178  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 PEEG 43-2613               126 124  3  177  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         44  45  2  177  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 LOUANNSALLY 18-4564         42  40  3  177  OUT OF THE HILLS (2808)    TALCAMA
 VICTORY 75-757              16   9  1  177  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
-PIVOT 60-4811               26  13  1  175  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509  24   8  2  175  CARNAGE CANARIES (4734)    SUNSET
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           61  51  0  174  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JIMBY 42-3777               40  36  1  174  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 COM DOT 65-6217             40  26  0  174  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 PISTOL 65-6205              44  35  1  172  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
-GODIVA 74-2800              23  11  0  172  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
 LARCENY 75-2720             28  14  0  171  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
-KRYTEN 1-6782               45  32  1  170  HAWKS (3721)               MORDANT
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        32  19  1  169  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
-SELEX 40-3039               26   7  0  169  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    22  15  0  166  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-ALADAR 82-13483             22   6  0  163  RUSTY NAILS (4363)         DWES EG
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   42  36  3  162  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        24  26  0  162  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 DAMN DOG 17-6242            28  22  1  161  CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY (4596) ALJAFIR
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           24  22  0  160  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          33  29  0  158  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 STING 10-429                23  19  2  158  THE HOLY LEGION (1422)     KOLACT
 CULUBRA 10-235              49  64  0  157  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         29  18  1  156  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 PEGASUS 6-4161              22  23  1  156  KREWE OF DRUID (4679)      TRANSEL
-ROTTEN 68-8189              20   9  1  156  MY EX WIFE (4181)          FIREHOLD
 TAXES 22-1661               24  20  1  154  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    35  24  4  152  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ZIN 3-4197                  44  70  0  151  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          36  34  1  150  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   34  19  0  149  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          23  24  1  149  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018        41  28  3  148  GENOCIDE (4423)            TRICORUS
-JAICHIM 40-3355             26   9  0  146  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 CHARLIE 61-2873             50  43  0  145  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
-IMNOTA GOD 33-4801          26   9  0  145  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (3757)  NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ELEKTRA 4-3652              27  10  0  142  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 MATA HARI 41-3812           31  20  0  141  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 SEITAN 17-4403              32  34  1  140  KINDRED OF KAOS (2471)     ALJAFIR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EASTWOOD 7-4788             32  22  1  140  GUNFIGHTERS (4595)         BONSUR
 RYANATOR 33-3462            31  23  0  140  OBSIDIAN HALL (1640)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 HEARSAY 75-2721             24  12  3  139  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        22  17  0  139  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        39  39  0  136  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 GIGANTA 62-3197             33  42  2  134  SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145)  VALAMANTIS
 HOFFA 49-3185               56  79  0  132  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        31  29  1  131  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823        16  25  0  131  SMALL SOLDIERS (4543)      DWES EG
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      42  75 16  129  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
-PINK HEART 62-3643          14   2  2  126  MIKE'S INK (4677)          VALAMANTIS
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            18  19  1  124  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 LAME AIM 22-5656            18   8  1  123  GLADIATION FOLLY (4345)    SOLVEN
 JOHN 29-4177                42  54  0  121  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
-LAWN DART GOALIE 17-6214    24  14  0  121  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 BLISS 74-2940               23  11  0  121  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       32  33  1  120  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          27  25  0  118  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 STINKALOGICAL 21-5409       22  12  1  118  BOOK OF STINK (4774)       SUNSET
-STEWART 50-3127             26  10  0  117  IRON CURTAIN (4351)        SNOWBOUND
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    25  19  0  117  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            50  48  4  116  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-SMALL SOLDIER 40-3282       25  17  0  116  CHRIS'S TOYS (4239)        ZENSU
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     23  23  3  116  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-APRIL FRESH 6-1535          24  21  4  114  ENEMA MINE (4296)          TRANSEL
-SACRED REICH 38-3669        33  22  2  112  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
-CERASTES 39-3181            22  15  1  110  OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233)      XOCHITHLAN
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           19  49  0  110  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      37  22  0  109  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     30  33  0  108  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
-ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          27  26  0  107  BEACH BABES (4207)         BONSUR
-LUMMOX 60-6092              19  46  0  103  RED DOG GANG (4466)        ARADI
-SCREAMIN' JAY 22-670        26  22  0  102  LUNATIC FRINGE (78)        SOLVEN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         22  19  1  100  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 THANATAR 21-749             21  22  3  100  SONS OF SATAN (69)         SUNSET
-MR. SMITH 60-5207           18   8  1  100  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
-DARK GERBIL 82-6762         14   7  2  100  CROSS BREED (4784)         DWES EG
 THE SCREAMING FANS 82-6495   8   4  1  100  WHY I PLAY DM (4616)       DWES EG
-SSSS 82-14051                8  26  0  100  SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (4619)  DWES EG
 ACK VERT 18-7429            28  19  1   99  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SULACCO 4-5128              22  14  2   99  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
-KEPLER 10-4625              18  43  2   99  THE MOONDOGS (4361)        KOLACT
 CLINTON 22-2516             26  15  1   98  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        22  26  0   97  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-SEVEN MARY THREE 38-3580    17   8  2   97  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 ED 209 5-3955               22  25  4   96  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
-SPEEDBUMP 63-2376           19  39  0   96  WAYFARERS (3705)           AMEN-TEI
-FIZGIGG 32-4012             23  25  1   95  FISHERMAN'S WHARF (3776)   ARVAT
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   30  12  1   94  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-EYE OF THE TIGER 33-6780    19   6  1   94  ARENA FELINES (4464)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-GUESS MY STYLE 40-3407      26  12  0   91  SUPERIOR FORCES (2429)     ZENSU
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          22  30  0   91  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
-VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223    16  10  0   91  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ADOBE 17-6033               27   9  0   90  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 GORDIAN 63-2104             20   7  0   90  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
-GANGLARE 74-3324            16   9  2   90  EINHERJAR IV (4809)        DAIYLA KIV
 FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953  21  16  0   89  2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG
-LEVITICUS 43-2328           26  19  2   88  THE OLD TESTAMENT (3602)   VEASTIAN
-WILL DUEL FOR FOOD 7-4827   20   9  0   88  SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710)  BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE CURE 38-4085            22  11  1   87  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 KA D'ARGO 10-4270           21  11  1   87  FARSCAPE (4155)            KOLACT
 FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661       21   4  0   86  MAIN COURSE (4440)         DWES EG
-OREL HERSHISER 74-3180      15  11  0   86  1988 DODGERS (4753)        DAIYLA KIV
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        13   4  0   86  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 MIKE BELIEVE 12-5552        22  21  0   85  POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515)     RIZTAB
 BUBBA 7-4833                19  42  0   83  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 WETBOX 60-5229              17  12  1   82  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
 F. TIM 78-2315              26  30  1   81  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN 7-4839   23  13  0   81  SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710)  BONSUR
 PIPE LAYER 63-2406          19   8  0   81  WORKING MEN (4752)         AMEN-TEI
-AUTOMAN 82-10032             4  22  0   81  MY THIRD PARENT (4654)     DWES EG
-ROBERT BORK 22-920          26  11  0   80  CONSPIRACY INC. (706)      SOLVEN
-LYSISTRATA 4-5389           23  10  1   80  DOGS OF WAR (3959)         JHELUM
-FOGGY DEW 17-6235           22  11  1   78  KINDRED OF KAOS (2471)     ALJAFIR
-CASIMIR 10-457              18  23  1   78  MEGAWARRIORS (2200)        KOLACT
 E. VICTOR 9-4864            15  13  0   78  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 MARK 5-4088                 36  59  2   77  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 BIGGLES 60-6032             20  32  0   77  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 TORRI 82-22851              14  10  0   77  LADIES (4778)              DWES EG
 MAGENTA 3-5711              39  58  0   75  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-IN THE PIG! 96-864          17  12  5   75  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-WOUNDHEALER 65-4496          6   4  0   74  BOOK OF SWORDS (4305)      DAL SHANG
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         29  40  0   73  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-PERSONAL BEJEEZUS 12-5451   15   5  0   73  ESTIMATED PROPHETS (4516)  RIZTAB
-CHYNA 1-7052                21   9  0   72  HAWKS (3721)               MORDANT
 CARNAL 21-5388              22  15  0   71  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-PIPE BOMB 82-8012           14  10  1   71  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 BLACK WIDOW 62-3807         21  11  0   70  SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (4816)    VALAMANTIS
-MONTY PYTHON 22-5939        21   7  0   70  SERPENTINE INC. (642)      SOLVEN
-PLA Y. TEX 60-5662          22  23  1   68  BLOOD RELATED (4344)       ARADI
-ALLOCUTION 75-2796          20   8  0   68  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 ASHANTI 6-5352              18  22  4   68  KREWE OF DRUID (4679)      TRANSEL
-GHOULSHINE 71-3893          17   9  0   68  MONSTER RANCHER (4817)     KYR'TERR
-O PAUL 78-2403              15   6  1   68  ROCK-ETTS II (4814)        LIN TIRIAN
-THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104       26  16  0   67  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 NEPHRON 30-4147             23  25  1   67  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
-VERISIMILITUDE 60-6550      21  16  0   67  ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744)    ARADI
-ZIGGY 1-6965                25  17  1   65  HAWKS (3721)               MORDANT
-THE SCROD GODDESS 60-4825   21  12  0   65  SUPERIOR FORCES II (3049)  ARADI
-TWO GLASS EYES 17-6272      18  15  0   65  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 BLONDIE 36-5723             17  16  0   65  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-WOF-A-MIT 22-5639           24  19  0   64  ROCK ETTS (2971)           SOLVEN
 FRANK 3-5707                37  61  1   63  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-ULTRA ENDEAVOR 74-3187      18   9  0   63  FAULTY PREMISES (4820)     DAIYLA KIV
-ROLLERCOASTER 65-5946        9   2  1   63  SUPERIOR FORCES IJ (4610)  DAL SHANG
-<RETARDED RV> 7-5279        19   4  0   62  DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (4670 BONSUR
-LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     17  10  1   62  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
-SLEETBOMB 62-3234           17  11  0   62  MONSTER RANCHER (4288)     VALAMANTIS
-SLIM SHADY 24-4370          16  14  0   62  THE MC5 (4699)             ZORPUNT
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      22   6  0   61  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-INBRED FRED 17-6253         21  13  0   61  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 A-10 33-2563                18  23  1   61  PIG BATTALION (4717)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-SNAGGLE PUSS 12-5731        16  11  2   61  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
-WORMY 56-3706               15  14  2   61  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 ROGERS 59-1609              15  12  0   61  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
 CLAW 21-5337                19   7  1   59  MEOW MIX (4519)            SUNSET
-BOISE 18-6687               18   3  1   59  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
-POPCORN MACHINE 7-5091      16  10  1   59  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
-PIVORUS 62-3235             17   8  0   58  MONSTER RANCHER (4288)     VALAMANTIS
 MOONSTONE 78-2405           17   5  0   58  ROCK-ETTS II (4814)        LIN TIRIAN
-THE 13TH WARRIOR 82-6346     3   0  0   58  STOOPID MOVIES (4759)      DWES EG
 CATHERWOOD 48-2225          17  15  1   57  FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803)    CAER

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SANTO STINKO 21-5400        23  12  0   55  BOOK OF STINK (4774)       SUNSET
-TOO ICKY 60-5937            15  10  0   55  BLOOD RELATED (4344)       ARADI
 ARMSTRONG 59-1291           23  15  1   54  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
 COBRA 29-4355               16  10  1   54  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      19  12  0   53  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
-RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400       16   6  1   53  SURPRISE! (4736)           AMEN-TEI
 ENDYMION 6-4163             22  24  1   52  KREWE OF DRUID (4679)      TRANSEL
 DRY KEG 33-6679             20  32  0   52  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-MALLIA 21-748               21  25  1   51  SONS OF SATAN (69)         SUNSET
-PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         14   6  3   51  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
-EAGLE'S NEST 38-4271        16   7  1   49  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 BIG BROTHER 3-5568          44  66  0   47  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 KING BEAR 35-3629           20   6  1   44  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-RAY 62-3611                 14   5  0   41  THE BOLT (4779)            VALAMANTIS
 EINSTEIN 35-279             15  17  1   39  FERROUS MEN (723)          MURSKA
 JONES 14-1283               18 108  4   38  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 POTOMACC 21-5489            15  10  0   31  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-FLOYD 99-1041                9   5  4   31  NIGHTMARES (4725)          SOUTH RIDGE
-BUYING A ROUND 97-1155       8   2  3   29  SMILES (4828)              SHADOW GROVE
-KIDNEY 96-972                8   2  3   29  ORGAN ON THE SANDS (4823)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 MANALGER 96-986              6   5  4   29  DUELMASTERS NICKNAME (4824 OLD VALAMANTIS
-HEART 97-1096                6   4  4   26  ORGANS ON THE SAND (4827)  SHADOW GROVE
-PNIGO 97-1060                6   4  3   25  PHOBIA (4826)              SHADOW GROVE
-TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454        0   2  0   24  THE GUYS (4180)            FIREHOLD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
LOUANNSALLY 18-4564        42  40  3 OUT OF THE HILLS 2808  DUMBASS 49-1361        455

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Comfortably Numb -- I wish I was! -- Small Cat

Carthoris Jeddak -- That was not the act of a hero, bub. -- Glory

Sorrow -- I predict you will go far, and the sooner the better. -- Ho-Chan

Gordon -- I don't have time for this today. -- Similde

Sonora Mountain -- Ack!  You fell on me! -- Charlie

Bloodstone -- They tell me that if I keep fighting, this is what it'll be like.
That's enough to make retirement sound good.... -- Zin

Pistol -- Ah, but some of us like it hot. -- Glory

Tickle Me Hoffa -- Good fight.  Thanks for the skills though. -- C. Canary

Carpet Burn -- If you spend as much time training as you do on your knees, you could
be a good fighter. -- Taxes

Magenta -- What, no skills!  Man, now I have to find another chump to get skills
from. -- Clinton

Drooling Goober -- That was a good try.  I'm sorry your manager gave you such an
unkind name; I wonder if it affects your fighting spirit.  Try to overcome it; after
all, you are on the Isle now and you have won your independence. -- Khirza

10 January 2004
ZalCon2 Updates (1/9/04)

     The contest will be starting on the turn due February 23rd, 2004 and run for 20
turns.
     Only one team will be allowed for each manager in the contest, regardless of
whether additional teams are announced as contest entries.  No exceptions for any
reason.
     The Style Master points should read that there is +1 point for beating a member
of your own style even if the warrior is not registered for the contest.
     Rolling points for consecutive turns as Style Master means that your warrior
gets the extra point every turn after the first 3 that he continues to hold the
title.
     The points for Quality Wins should be clarified to read the winning warrior is
ranked below by the number of recognition points needed for each bonus point at the
start of the fight.  For example, Warrior A (3-2-0, 17) beats Warrior B (4-1-0, 35)
and receives 2 bonus points under Quality Win for the 18 point difference in the
ranking.
     I believe that is all the clarifications for the moment, please feel free to
email, diplo, call or write me with any other questions or concerns about the
contest.
          Robert Occhipinti aka Zalgor Prigg

10 January 2004
                *     *     *  Third Annual Turf War  *     *      *

     Come one and all to DM 47 (North Fork) for the Third Annual Turf War!  Rules of
the contest will be posted in Turn #208's newsletter (due date Feb. 23).  The contest
will begin on Turn #209 (due date March 22).
     So, get a team there and register!  To register, you must send me a donation of
one (1) rollup CERTIFICATE.  Then, declare your alliance and team in the North Fork
personals.  You may also declare a warrior as champion, and that warrior will earn
(or lose!) double points in the contest!
     Roll-up certs will be *ALL* awarded as prizes, in addition to:

*** Highest Scoring Alliance -- Gets to Rename DM 47 for 6 months!
*** Most returns from DA (Alliance) -- Rename DA monsters for 6 months!
*** Most listings as "Style Masters" (Alliance) -- Pick arena to host the April "05
    Grand Tournament!
*** Warrior with the most awards -- Arenamaster named after him for 6 months!
*** Alliance with the most awards -- Pick the slow arena for TW 4!
*** Team with most "Style Master" listings -- Discover favorites of one warrior on
    team!
*** Warrior with most "Style Master" listings -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns!
    (I'll transfer $7.50 to the manager's account)
*** Alliance with the most kills -- Rename the stand-ins for 6 months!
*** Highest scoring Warrior -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns.  (I'll transfer
    $7.50 to their manager's account.)

     The contest will run for 10 turns, with the winners announced on turn #220.  See
the Turn #208 North Fork newsletter for complete rules and scoring system!  Direct
"declarations" to:  A.D. in the personals, and prize pot entry donations to:
                      Jason Mazuch HSP H-2
                      P.O. Box 339 #924385
                      Sparta, GA  31087-0339
     By snail mail or diplo through RSI.
               Bloody Sands!
                    Asmo Dius, TCB

16 January 2004
                                    CHAOTIC WINDS
     Once, long ago, the four Winds of Time descended upon Alastari like a TEMPEST of
epic proportions, they slew everything within their all-encompassing reach.  They
left nothing.  In their wake lay smoldering ruins.
     In their haste they sped towards the center of this great land like a colossal
giant would step across an ocean.  The four storms picked up momentum on their way
towards each other.  A collision was eminent.
     The first storm wind, the oldest and wisest of the four was named APEXALUS.  The
second, FLAGGSTAFF, was the quickest and loudest entity ever created.  The third Wind
of Time was MATRIATIN, neither old or young, quick or slow, but fierce and feisty all
the same.  The forth wind, ASSAMITHIUS, the youngest yet most creative in its means
of destruction.
     When finally they merged at the center of ALASTARI, an incredible destructive
explosion occurred.  And when the smoke and debris cleared they were one.  CHAOS was
born.
     And Chaos spread across the diminished lands reeking havoc and doom with its
passing, and destroying allover again that which already lay in ruin.

F E A R    C H A O S    I N C.
M A T R I X

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE EXPLOITER devastated NICK NITRO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
AFGHAN REBEL viciously subdued JACOB in a action packed 2 minute Challenge battle.
RONALD REAGAN was overpowered by RIGOR MORTIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
KRARSHT was overpowered by GLORY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY vanquished CULUBRA in a 1 minute brutal mismatched Challenge fight.
LARCENY viciously subdued MIGHTY MITE in a popular 4 minute Challenge competition.
HEARSAY was vanquished by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
STINKALOGICAL was luckily beaten by MATA HARI in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
VAL BEMERIKI was defeated by JIMBY in a action packed 1 minute Challenge match.
EASTWOOD was savagely defeated by ALVIN YORK in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
TAXES devastated HOFFA in a exciting 3 minute brutal mismatched Challenge conflict.
CLINTON was bested by SUDSY DEODORANT in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
AXIS OF EVIL handily defeated AUDIE MURPHY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
SULACCO was overpowered by ZIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
MIKE BELIEVE unbelievably bested BIGGLES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge bout.
COBRA devastated POTOMACC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
KING BEAR was overpowered by DUCK RUBBER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MARCO savagely defeated KHIRZA in a popular 3 minute bloody Title match.
STILLWATER devastated MAELSTROM in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided contest.
BURST was subdued by SERVLET SALLY in a 2 minute bout.
AFRICAN GREY was overcome by SIR CUITOUS in a action packed 1 minute duel.
BELIAL bested TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a 2 minute bout.
JOHN HOLMES was demolished by D. FILER in a action packed 2 minute one-sided fight.
CHOKING CHICKEN was beaten by ANKLEBITER in a action packed 1 minute fight.
FRERE MAIN ROUJ overpowered A DIFFERENT GRAPE in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
ASEROTH vanquished DROOLING GOOBER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
THE BEAST was narrowly defeated by JUST A JOB TO DO in a 18 minute competition.
STONE KILLER savagely defeated PEACE in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
SIR VIVOR was overcome by VORTEX in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
AFROSLEAZIAC overpowered MAGELLAN in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
GUAVA NICE DAY was overcome by GLACIER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
ARCOS was overpowered by GORDON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SMALL CAT was savagely defeated by DALI PARTON in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
UNBRIDLED handily defeated TICKLE ME HOFFA in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
ROAD TO DAKAR demolished SIMILDE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
LOUANNSALLY was executed by DUMBASS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
BAWDY BUZZ BUD was savagely defeated by SIDAHS in a 1 minute competition.
WOBBLENUT was overpowered by POPE in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD was bested by ROLEX WATCH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
PAPAYA BALROG handily defeated EARTHQUAKE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MARCINKO was savagely defeated by LINDA LOVELACE in a 9 minute competition.
MEADOW VOLE was demolished by LANCELOT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
COUCH POTATO savagely defeated HATSHEPSUT in a popular 8 minute gory duel.
PEEG was overcome by SONORA MOUNTAIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
JACKASS won victory over YELLOWJACKET in a exciting 2 minute match.
MAGMA viciously subdued SPOTTED PONY in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
VELVET VIXEN was defeated by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
EVERSTORM overcame SNIPE HUNTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
COM DOT was demolished by BLACK ORC in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
STONEWALL was viciously subdued by TSUNAMI in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE devastated GRAY WIND in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
FURTIVE RETURNS was vanquished by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
GIGANTA was handily defeated by PEGASUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
BLOODSTONE was overpowered by PISTOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
VICTORY savagely defeated ZOMBIE STOMP in a popular 2 minute bloody conflict.
JIM PENGOUIN was overpowered by CARPET BURN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
STRONGEST #3 vanquished JOHN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
DOMINO overpowered ROMUALD B TUNE in a action packed 2 minute brutal uneven fight.
H.P. LOVECRAFTED was subdued by S. MARY ROSE in a action packed 1 minute battle.
2 + 2 = 4 was overpowered by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
BLISS was vanquished by WIMPY WIND in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
SEITAN demolished LEMON DROP in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE savagely defeated BIG STRONG MAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
SUPERIORBOY was devastated by STING in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
DAMN DOG viciously subdued CHARLIE in a exciting 2 minute gory brawl.
COOKIE SNORT overpowered CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RYANATOR luckily beat COL SALOMON in a action packed 4 minute brutal conflict.
ELEKTRA vanquished THANATAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RIFF-RAFF was unbelievably bested by LAME AIM in a action packed 2 minute match.
PARADISE PARROT slimly lost to KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 6 minute brutal duel.
PIPE LAYER was bested by SWINGDADDY-O in a 1 minute match.
ACK VERT devastated NARCISSISTIC NUN in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
WETBOX was defeated by GORDIAN in a action packed 1 minute match.
ED 209 subdued ASHANTI in a 2 minute contest.
BUBBA was overpowered by THE SCREAMING FANS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
E. VICTOR vanquished THERMODYNAMICS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SANTO STINKO was vanquished by F. TIM in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CARNAL won victory over A-10 in a 2 minute bout.
CLAW was overcome by TORRI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
FRANK luckily beat ENDYMION in a 2 minute bout.
MAGENTA was savagely defeated by VIOLENT VOLE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
BIG BROTHER was savagely defeated by FRIED CHICKEN in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
KA D'ARGO demolished ROGERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
MOONSTONE was savagely defeated by FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY in a 2 minute duel.
BLACK WIDOW overpowered DRY KEG in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MANALGER was savagely defeated by CATHERWOOD in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
SLAP HAPPY vanquished EINSTEIN in a action packed 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
ARMSTRONG won victory over JONES in a exciting 1 minute competition.
MARK subdued BLONDIE in a popular 1 minute duel.
NEPHRON was vanquished by PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 1 minute uneven fray.
PUDDING PARADE defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  58         PARRY-STRIKE      27 -  19 -  0      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   23         AIMED BLOW        93 -  79 -  3      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 22         LUNGING ATTACK   329 - 295 -  9      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     19         STRIKING ATTACK  102 -  96 -  2      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 17         SLASHING ATTACK  159 - 151 -  2      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         PARRY-RIPOSTE     24 -  27 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     13         WALL OF STEEL    128 - 145 -  2      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         TOTAL PARRY       95 - 110 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    35 -  42 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-LUNGE       56 -  81 -  2      41  |

Turn 455 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL     10 - 13         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  5     TOTAL PARRY        7 - 12         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  9     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         8 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  8                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK    30 - 28                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MARCO 51-5008              38  15  2  334 BOY O'S (4027)
PARRY-STRIKE     RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651        67  49  3  326 LOST SOULS II (2818)
AIMED BLOW       BELIAL 7-3838              98  69  2  320 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
PARRY-LUNGE      FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082     45  23  0  266 LA PENTARCHIE (4427)
STRIKING ATTACK  SERVLET SALLY 82-5895      31  17  0  237 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402)
TOTAL PARRY      JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575   65  52  1  231 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
SLASHING ATTACK  VORTEX 75-1870             66  67  0  224 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
BASHING ATTACK   GLACIER 75-2046            63  41  3  205 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
WALL OF STEEL    SIR CUITOUS 10-4514        41  26  0  205 SIR AGLIO (2079)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505  48  30  0  193 SPECIAL ED (2722)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149.  The ten other most popular fighters were COUCH 
POTATO 3-2985, HATSHEPSUT 51-4157, COL SALOMON 17-5290, VORTEX 75-1870, LARCENY 
75-2720, BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849, MARCINKO 97-961, TSUNAMI 75-2214, STINKALOGICAL 
21-5409, and STONE KILLER 21-5245.

The least popular fighter this week was JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were NEPHRON 30-4147, MANALGER 96-986, DRY KEG 33-6679, 
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966, BUBBA 7-4833, THANATAR 21-749, CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051, BLISS 
74-2940, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, and EARTHQUAKE 75-1663.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  TI(23)               0  2 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  1 1  
OSKSI(3)             5  5 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  3 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  3 0  POINT(27)            0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  0 0  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  3 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  3 0  LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  3 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  3 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  3 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  4 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           0  3 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  2 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    7  3 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          3  1 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          8  4 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          6  4 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           7  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           4  6 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           6  2 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GLORY 1-6847                41  36  0  209  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         63  42  1  209  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651         67  49  3  326  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 44  51  2  201  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 PEGASUS 6-4161              22  23  1  156  KREWE OF DRUID (4679)      TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838               98  69  2  320  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082      45  23  0  266  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 D. FILER 9-4721             38   9  1  267  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 SIR CUITOUS 10-4514         41  26  0  205  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856      30  26  1  197  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 SMALL CAT 13-4200           44  68  1  183  CARDOW HUNTERS (3697)      DULLENS
 JONES 14-1283               18 108  4   38  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 UNBRIDLED 15-3923           41  27  1  209  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 DAMN DOG 17-6242            28  22  1  161  CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY (4596) ALJAFIR
 AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941        49  37  7  253  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               26  24  2  200  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        29   7  1  220  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 THE EXPLOITER 22-1226       50  34  1  238  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  48  30  0  193  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      19  12  0   53  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          23  24  1  149  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 JOHN 29-4177                42  54  0  121  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             23  25  1   67  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          36  34  1  150  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 RYANATOR 33-3462            31  23  0  140  OBSIDIAN HALL (1640)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        39  39  0  136  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         44  45  2  177  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              46  18  1  210  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035       80  51  0  220  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           19  49  0  110  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         47  90  1  182  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           31  20  0  141  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 JIMBY 42-3777               40  36  1  174  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      41  18  1  210  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
 CATHERWOOD 48-2225          17  15  1   57  FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803)    CAER
 DUMBASS 49-1361             48  61  1  254  BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310)   VITHICAR
 MARCO 51-5008               38  15  2  334  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 MAGELLAN 59-126             29  27  0  189  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
 NICK NITRO 60-4767          37  41  0  194  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 CHARLIE 61-2873             50  43  0  145  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  33  25  0  180  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GORDIAN 63-2104             20   7  0   90  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873     21  11  1  187  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG
 JOHN HOLMES 69-7255         53  32  1  197  GIFTED (3978)              CIMMERIAC
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     30  33  0  108  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 BLISS 74-2940               23  11  0  121  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 VORTEX 75-1870              66  67  0  224  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        31  29  1  131  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 SERVLET SALLY 82-5895       31  17  0  237  SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402)  DWES EG
 MANALGER 96-986              6   5  4   29  DUELMASTERS NICKNAME (4824 OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             20  15  5  197  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE