ADVANCED DUELMASTERS
Date : 01/20/2004 Duedate: 02/02/2004
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-455
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 15 7 1 68.2 WORKING MEN 63/4752
FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709 MAIN COURSE 82/4440
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 SURPRISE! 63/4736
2 POWERPUFF GI 12/4515 4 2 0 66.7 CARE PACKAGE 56/4442
3-UNTOUCHABLES 18/3633 2 1 0 66.7 17-CHRIS'S TOYS 40/4239 190 149 3 56.0
4-THE BOLT 62/4779 349 192 5 64.5 SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543
THIEVES GUILD 60/4312 BLOOD RELATED 60/4344
BLOOD & IRON 40/3442 CAVITY CREEPS II 33/3949
THE PEOPLE 82/4137 GORGONITES II 82/4335
MONSTER RANCHER 62/4288 THE OLD TESTAMENT 43/3602
MIKE'S INK 62/4677 18 WICKED MARTYR 7/3170 296 239 5 55.3
MONSTER RANCHER 71/4817 ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632
5 LADIES 82/4778 7 4 0 63.6 ITS JUST WRONG 82/4821
6 PHOBIA 97/4826 157 91 1 63.3 19-IRON CURTAIN 50/4351 22 18 0 55.0
7-EVENGATE 21/3909 679 405 7 62.6 OPHIDIAN ORDER 39/4233
8 CORPS 74/3405 2460 1565 43 61.1 20 BOOK OF STIN 21/4774 109 91 2 54.5
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY 17/4596
BOY O'S 51/4027 21 FRUIT PUPPET 37/2520 258 216 1 54.4
THE BEARS 35/2674 OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430
NASTY MOB 21/4730 22-NUMBERS GAME 31/4642 201 171 0 54.0
BABES 36/3876 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622
DEATH THREAT 29/4804 CAMERON CRAZIES 9/3908
9 FARSCAPE 10/4155 21 14 0 60.0 METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862
10 OBSIDIAN HAL 33/1640 12 8 1 60.0 PLACES TO GO 51/4178
THE HOLY LEGION 10/1422 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488
11 KA-POW! 15/3970 1114 768 13 59.2 23 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680 22 19 1 53.7
BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734
12-NIGHTMARES 99/4725 290 201 6 59.1 24 SMILES 97/4828 870 776 9 52.9
EAGLES CLAW 38/1613 25 VERMIN! 82/4813 885 806 10 52.3
PANSY DIVISION 51/3406 SIR AGLIO 10/2079
SCRAGITARIOUS 21/3327 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
CLUB CULTURE 60/4637 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
13 MEOW MIX 21/4519 178 131 3 57.6 VERMIN!! 82/4315
14-W.T.P. 70/3465 1478 1091 14 57.5 26 SPECIAL ED 17/4525 191 175 0 52.2
BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305 SPECIAL ED 23/2722
STOOPID MOVIES 82/4759 KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471
MY EX WIFE 68/4181 DUELMASTERS NICKNAME 96/4824
CROSS BREED 82/4784 27 BOXES 60/4147 1452 1360 17 51.6
WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5/2978 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
THE GUYS 68/4180 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
15 OVERRATED 96/4825 43 32 1 57.3 THE LAST STRAW V 71/4420
16 GET SMART 27/4066 886 684 13 56.4 NO MORE TEARS 82/4773
MY THIRD PARENT 82/4654 ODD SQUAD 69/4769
GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345 28 ROCK ETTS 22/2971 188 176 2 51.6
RUSTY NAILS 82/4363 ROCK-ETTS II 78/4814
ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744 29-ARENA FELINE 33/4464 126 118 0 51.6
PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987 ARENA FELINES 12/1060
NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822 30-1988 DODGERS 74/4753 16 15 0 51.6
LOST SOULS II 4/2818 31 CARTOUCHE 51/3495 295 280 8 51.3
SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 62/4816 ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583
RIVER WARDENS 46/2010 FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331
OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808 EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452
LOST SOULS II 9/2309 32 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 559 555 6 50.2
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/3757 46 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 242 317 1 43.3
SUPERIOR FORCES IJ 65/4610 47-INSIGNIFICAN 74/4811 47 62 2 43.1
DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/4670 48 BIRDS 41/4735 134 178 1 42.9
SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q 82/4402 THE OFFENDERS 17/1987
SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411 RESCUE 77/3887
SUPERIOR FORCES 40/2429 ERRATA 25/3564
SUPERIOR FORCES 6D 82/4619 EL EQUIDO 13/3225
SUPERIOR FORCES II 60/3049 TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704
SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145 49 BLADE ZEN 74/4492 37 51 0 42.0
SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875
SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 71/4414 DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706
SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571 GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581
33 ALCHEMY 18/4818 124 123 1 50.2 50 KREWE OF DRUI 6/4679 25 35 1 41.7
TECHNOLOGY 5/1778 51 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 491 737 5 40.0
ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175 LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197
82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 70/3555
34 BOOGIE NIGHT 43/2800 691 687 6 50.1 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652
WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD 49/1310 WILD KINGDOM 35/4193
35 LUST MUPPETS 32/4248 88 92 1 48.9 MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756
MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/4246 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361
WHY I PLAY DM 82/4616 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/4827 52-HAWKS 1/3721 68 111 1 38.0
ORGAN ON THE SANDS 96/4823 53 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 10 17 1 37.0
36 FIRESIGN THE 48/2803 78 85 0 47.9 54 MEN 29/4412 564 1045 11 35.1
37 GENOCIDE 51/4423 27 30 1 47.4 JOHNS 5/3510
THE WARRIORS 10/438 TALES 43/2584
38 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 238 265 6 47.3 STORIES 49/2835
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 HABIT 78/4547
39 LEGALESE 75/4658 131 147 3 47.1 WHY KNOT 63/2669
GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595 MIKES 14/3982
THE REPUBLICANS 22/114 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
40 GIFTED 69/3978 741 889 8 45.5 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
BLOOD MOON 69/3649 55 THE EXPLORER 59/2235 17 32 0 34.7
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 PIG BATTALION 33/4717
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 56 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 4 8 0 33.3
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 57 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 49 103 0 32.2
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 58 SAND DANCERS 75/2258 416 898 4 31.7
41 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 682 827 8 45.2 FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069
42-ENEMA MINE 6/4296 212 259 2 45.0 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217
ESTIMATED PROPHETS 12/4516 GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481
LUNATIC FRINGE 22/78 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767
SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT 7/4710 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697
43-FORCE OF FIV 74/4812 7 9 0 43.8 59 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507 15 33 0 31.3
44 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 111 143 0 43.7 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 60 FAULTY PREMI 74/4820 2 8 0 20.0
PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 61 FERROUS MEN 35/723 0 3 0 0.0
THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 62-EINHERJAR IV 74/4809 2 0 0 100
45 SONS OF SATAN 21/69 46 60 0 43.4 63 AMERICAN APPR 3/4822 1 0 0 100
CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Warriors and managers of Talahya,
Welcome to another issue of the Talahya Arena News. It's going to be short this
time.
Center for Olds (38) was most avoided by The Republicans (39). Rigor Mortis was
this turn's most challenged warrior. RONALD REAGAN (22-831) (29-13-1,199) of
CONSPIRACY INC. challenged RIGOR MORTIS (4-3651) (66-49-3,305) of LOST SOULS II.
RONALD REAGAN was overpowered by RIGOR MORTIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge
duel.
In a random match, our Tower Guardian MARCO (51-5008) (37-15-2,326) of BOY O'S
fought KHIRZA (7-1862) (108-130-3,219) of CASTAWAYS. MARCO savagely defeated KHIRZA
in a popular 3 minute bloody Title match. I'll bet the cat-woman didn't know she was
going to be in a title match this cycle! It was a pretty good fight actually.
Strangely, there were no Tournament Victor challenges at all. One warrior died.
LOUANNSALLY (18-4564) (42-39-3,182) of OUT OF THE HILLS fought DUMBASS (49-1361) (47-
61-0,196) of BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD. LOUANNSALLY was executed by DUMBASS in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. On behalf of the arena I have personally delivered
a wreath with pink silk roses and pretty blue bows to Louansally; she immediately put
the bows in her hair where they look even lovelier.
I'm pleased to note that the ever-beloved Ho-Chan the Axe has won his fight this
cycle, meaning no offense however to Velvet Vixen who is certainly a competent young
fighter. VELVET VIXEN (9-3275) (32-33-0,195) of LOST SOULS II fought HO-CHAN THE AXE
(75-670) (102-143-2,193) of SAND DANCERS. VELVET VIXEN was defeated by HO-CHAN THE
AXE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
Another fight that the crowd really liked was Marcinko vs. Linda Lovelace.
MARCINKO (97-961) (20-14-5,190) of ROGUE WARRIOR fought LINDA LOVELACE (43-3149) (40-
18-1,202) of BOOGIE NIGHTS. MARCINKO was savagely defeated by LINDA LOVELACE in a 9
minute competition. It was a bloody fight with a lot of courage and skill on both
sides.
The skillful work of our top Total Parry was less well appreciated. THE BEAST
(3-5547) (48-63-0,214) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT fought JUST A JOB TO DO (18-6575) (64-
52-1,227) of CENTER FOR OLDS. THE BEAST was narrowly defeated by JUST A JOB TO DO in
a 18 minute competition. I salute Just a Job To Do for doing that job well,
nevertheless.
Let's give a few words of encouragement to Manalger, a newcomer to the arena who
has started, like many others, at the bottom. MANALGER (96-986) (6-4-4,26) of
DUELMASTERS NICKNAME fought CATHERWOOD (48-2225) (16-15-1,55) of FIRESIGN THEATRE.
MANALGER was savagely defeated by CATHERWOOD in a 2 minute mismatched fight. Judging
by his record, it looks like Manny comes to us by an unconventional route and is
therefore much less experienced than most warriors here. Challenge wisely, lad, and
you will grow in skill.
That concludes our spyreport for this issue. I apologize for my brevity. I
have only this to say: If your horse does not like apples or carrots, try giving it
a handful of grass with a few slivers of apple or carrot mixed in. It's important to
cultivate a taste for apples and carrots in your horse, because you can then use
these treats very effectively in training.
With best wishes, Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARCO 51-5008 38 15 2 334 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MIDNIGHT IMP 18-4731 91 66 3 474 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651 67 49 3 326 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
BELIAL 7-3838 98 69 2 320 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
-THE REAPER 69-8774 61 33 0 276 BLOOD MOON (3649) CIMMERIAC
D. FILER 9-4721 38 9 1 267 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 45 23 0 266 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
-PITT 33-4709 59 30 0 262 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-PUNCH IT 82-1193 27 12 2 257 GORGONITES II (4335) DWES EG
DUMBASS 49-1361 48 61 1 254 BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310) VITHICAR
AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941 49 37 7 253 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 47 28 1 253 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
-BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162 37 13 0 252 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
-B HURLEY 9-4350 48 41 3 246 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
-DOC STEELE 5-3033 28 31 2 246 WORTHLESS MANAGERS (2978) KALTOS
-5-STAR RATING 31-4264 35 11 0 242 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SOUND ADVICE 38-3251 59 47 4 239 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
-IGNATIUS MAX 40-3037 34 23 1 239 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU
THE EXPLOITER 22-1226 50 34 1 238 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 31 17 0 237 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402) DWES EG
AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636 47 30 4 235 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 65 52 1 231 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-FOG 21-4416 75 73 0 226 EVENGATE (3909) SUNSET
VORTEX 75-1870 66 67 0 224 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
-PLAYDO GOLEM 33-4567 44 45 0 221 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 80 51 0 220 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
-UNDERGROUND EDDIE 70-5974 67 47 0 220 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (3555 SENTERN
STONE KILLER 21-5245 29 7 1 220 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
-SORROW 1-2863 36 24 2 218 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
ANKLEBITER 22-1163 46 42 3 216 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
-LITTLE CROW 82-5418 31 13 0 212 THE PEOPLE (4137) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GORDON 36-4536 46 18 1 210 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 41 18 1 210 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 63 42 1 209 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
UNBRIDLED 15-3923 41 27 1 209 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
GLORY 1-6847 41 36 0 209 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
-LEATHER REBEL 60-5400 53 31 1 207 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI
GLACIER 75-2046 63 41 3 205 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 41 26 0 205 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
-BAILEYS IRISH CHRE 70-1865 18 9 0 205 W.T.P. (3465) SENTERN
-F-ARUBA 51-4601 49 37 1 204 PLACES TO GO (4178) TRICORUS
-BEAUTIFUL THING 51-3874 42 39 1 204 PANSY DIVISION (3406) TRICORUS
-THE BISMARCK 16-4481 34 18 1 204 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
KHIRZA 7-1862 108 131 3 202 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 43 26 2 202 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
POPE 5-4090 44 51 2 201 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
-THE BIG 'E' 9-4474 41 32 0 201 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 103 143 2 200 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
PEACE 19-4280 26 24 2 200 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
-MASKED SHREW 29-3514 53 72 3 199 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
THE BEAST 3-5547 48 64 0 199 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254 50 47 0 198 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
-MISTY 1-6840 37 26 0 198 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
-NEVERMORE 1-5260 25 22 2 198 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
HATSHEPSUT 51-4157 53 67 1 197 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 53 32 1 197 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC
EVERSTORM 69-641 45 41 2 197 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
-CARE-LESS 56-3356 40 13 0 197 CARE PACKAGE (4442) ROCANIS
-BARETTA 46-1854 34 33 0 197 RIVER WARDENS (2010) ARDIVENT
BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856 30 26 1 197 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
-RICO 51-5016 29 13 1 197 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
TSUNAMI 75-2214 25 5 2 197 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
-LEITZITH 16-4444 25 23 0 197 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
MARCINKO 97-961 20 15 5 197 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 46 28 2 196 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
-THE CAT'S MEOW 12-2073 41 26 1 196 ARENA FELINES (1060) RIZTAB
-PRORIARITY 21-4159 44 33 3 195 SCRAGITARIOUS (3327) SUNSET
DALI PARTON 18-3274 41 37 3 195 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 73 38 0 194 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
MAGMA 75-2049 62 45 0 194 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 39 52 0 194 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
NICK NITRO 60-4767 37 41 0 194 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
RONALD REAGAN 22-831 29 14 1 194 CONSPIRACY INC. (706) SOLVEN
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 48 30 0 193 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
-NAJA 39-2825 33 21 0 193 OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233) XOCHITHLAN
EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 83 55 2 192 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
MAELSTROM 75-2202 46 26 1 190 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VELVET VIXEN 9-3275 32 34 0 190 LOST SOULS II (2309) ZUKAL
MAGELLAN 59-126 29 27 0 189 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
-C LAETTNER 9-4353 49 44 1 188 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
-COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 24 8 5 188 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 44 35 0 187 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873 21 11 1 187 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG
TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 34 31 1 186 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC
JACOB 10-233 55 65 2 185 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 34 39 2 184 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
SMALL CAT 13-4200 44 68 1 183 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
-METEOR SHOWER 60-4563 32 18 0 183 NATURAL DISASTERS (1822) ARADI
STRONGEST #3 40-173 47 90 1 182 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
-KYLIE 18-6057 25 20 1 182 UNTOUCHABLES (3633) TALCAMA
KRARSHT 21-750 27 17 3 181 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIMILDE 51-4248 47 89 0 180 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 33 25 0 180 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 40 39 0 179 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
-BLUE MEANIE 60-4814 34 17 0 178 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 30 9 0 178 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
PEEG 43-2613 126 124 3 177 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 44 45 2 177 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
LOUANNSALLY 18-4564 42 40 3 177 OUT OF THE HILLS (2808) TALCAMA
VICTORY 75-757 16 9 1 177 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
-PIVOT 60-4811 26 13 1 175 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509 24 8 2 175 CARNAGE CANARIES (4734) SUNSET
WOBBLENUT 18-6650 61 51 0 174 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
JIMBY 42-3777 40 36 1 174 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
COM DOT 65-6217 40 26 0 174 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
PISTOL 65-6205 44 35 1 172 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
-GODIVA 74-2800 23 11 0 172 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
LARCENY 75-2720 28 14 0 171 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
-KRYTEN 1-6782 45 32 1 170 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 32 19 1 169 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
-SELEX 40-3039 26 7 0 169 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 22 15 0 166 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-ALADAR 82-13483 22 6 0 163 RUSTY NAILS (4363) DWES EG
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 42 36 3 162 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 24 26 0 162 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
DAMN DOG 17-6242 28 22 1 161 CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY (4596) ALJAFIR
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 24 22 0 160 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
CARPET BURN 3-5698 33 29 0 158 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
STING 10-429 23 19 2 158 THE HOLY LEGION (1422) KOLACT
CULUBRA 10-235 49 64 0 157 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 29 18 1 156 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
PEGASUS 6-4161 22 23 1 156 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
-ROTTEN 68-8189 20 9 1 156 MY EX WIFE (4181) FIREHOLD
TAXES 22-1661 24 20 1 154 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 35 24 4 152 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
ZIN 3-4197 44 70 0 151 GAMES LIBRARY (3481) OSKSI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 36 34 1 150 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 34 19 0 149 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 23 24 1 149 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 41 28 3 148 GENOCIDE (4423) TRICORUS
-JAICHIM 40-3355 26 9 0 146 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU
CHARLIE 61-2873 50 43 0 145 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
-IMNOTA GOD 33-4801 26 9 0 145 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (3757) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
ELEKTRA 4-3652 27 10 0 142 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
MATA HARI 41-3812 31 20 0 141 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
SEITAN 17-4403 32 34 1 140 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EASTWOOD 7-4788 32 22 1 140 GUNFIGHTERS (4595) BONSUR
RYANATOR 33-3462 31 23 0 140 OBSIDIAN HALL (1640) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
HEARSAY 75-2721 24 12 3 139 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 22 17 0 139 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 39 39 0 136 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
GIGANTA 62-3197 33 42 2 134 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145) VALAMANTIS
HOFFA 49-3185 56 79 0 132 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 31 29 1 131 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823 16 25 0 131 SMALL SOLDIERS (4543) DWES EG
BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 42 75 16 129 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
-PINK HEART 62-3643 14 2 2 126 MIKE'S INK (4677) VALAMANTIS
GRAY WIND 6-5201 18 19 1 124 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
LAME AIM 22-5656 18 8 1 123 GLADIATION FOLLY (4345) SOLVEN
JOHN 29-4177 42 54 0 121 MEN (4412) LAPUR
-LAWN DART GOALIE 17-6214 24 14 0 121 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
BLISS 74-2940 23 11 0 121 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 32 33 1 120 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
LEMON DROP 33-6685 27 25 0 118 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
STINKALOGICAL 21-5409 22 12 1 118 BOOK OF STINK (4774) SUNSET
-STEWART 50-3127 26 10 0 117 IRON CURTAIN (4351) SNOWBOUND
H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 25 19 0 117 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 50 48 4 116 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
-SMALL SOLDIER 40-3282 25 17 0 116 CHRIS'S TOYS (4239) ZENSU
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 23 23 3 116 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-APRIL FRESH 6-1535 24 21 4 114 ENEMA MINE (4296) TRANSEL
-SACRED REICH 38-3669 33 22 2 112 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
-CERASTES 39-3181 22 15 1 110 OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233) XOCHITHLAN
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 19 49 0 110 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 37 22 0 109 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 30 33 0 108 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
-ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 27 26 0 107 BEACH BABES (4207) BONSUR
-LUMMOX 60-6092 19 46 0 103 RED DOG GANG (4466) ARADI
-SCREAMIN' JAY 22-670 26 22 0 102 LUNATIC FRINGE (78) SOLVEN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COL SALOMON 17-5290 22 19 1 100 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
THANATAR 21-749 21 22 3 100 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
-MR. SMITH 60-5207 18 8 1 100 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
-DARK GERBIL 82-6762 14 7 2 100 CROSS BREED (4784) DWES EG
THE SCREAMING FANS 82-6495 8 4 1 100 WHY I PLAY DM (4616) DWES EG
-SSSS 82-14051 8 26 0 100 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (4619) DWES EG
ACK VERT 18-7429 28 19 1 99 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
SULACCO 4-5128 22 14 2 99 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
-KEPLER 10-4625 18 43 2 99 THE MOONDOGS (4361) KOLACT
CLINTON 22-2516 26 15 1 98 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 22 26 0 97 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-SEVEN MARY THREE 38-3580 17 8 2 97 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
ED 209 5-3955 22 25 4 96 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
-SPEEDBUMP 63-2376 19 39 0 96 WAYFARERS (3705) AMEN-TEI
-FIZGIGG 32-4012 23 25 1 95 FISHERMAN'S WHARF (3776) ARVAT
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 30 12 1 94 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-EYE OF THE TIGER 33-6780 19 6 1 94 ARENA FELINES (4464) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-GUESS MY STYLE 40-3407 26 12 0 91 SUPERIOR FORCES (2429) ZENSU
SLAP HAPPY 60-6031 22 30 0 91 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
-VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223 16 10 0 91 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ADOBE 17-6033 27 9 0 90 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR
GORDIAN 63-2104 20 7 0 90 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
-GANGLARE 74-3324 16 9 2 90 EINHERJAR IV (4809) DAIYLA KIV
FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953 21 16 0 89 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG
-LEVITICUS 43-2328 26 19 2 88 THE OLD TESTAMENT (3602) VEASTIAN
-WILL DUEL FOR FOOD 7-4827 20 9 0 88 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-THE CURE 38-4085 22 11 1 87 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
KA D'ARGO 10-4270 21 11 1 87 FARSCAPE (4155) KOLACT
FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661 21 4 0 86 MAIN COURSE (4440) DWES EG
-OREL HERSHISER 74-3180 15 11 0 86 1988 DODGERS (4753) DAIYLA KIV
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 13 4 0 86 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
MIKE BELIEVE 12-5552 22 21 0 85 POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515) RIZTAB
BUBBA 7-4833 19 42 0 83 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
WETBOX 60-5229 17 12 1 82 BOXES (4147) ARADI
F. TIM 78-2315 26 30 1 81 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN 7-4839 23 13 0 81 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710) BONSUR
PIPE LAYER 63-2406 19 8 0 81 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
-AUTOMAN 82-10032 4 22 0 81 MY THIRD PARENT (4654) DWES EG
-ROBERT BORK 22-920 26 11 0 80 CONSPIRACY INC. (706) SOLVEN
-LYSISTRATA 4-5389 23 10 1 80 DOGS OF WAR (3959) JHELUM
-FOGGY DEW 17-6235 22 11 1 78 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR
-CASIMIR 10-457 18 23 1 78 MEGAWARRIORS (2200) KOLACT
E. VICTOR 9-4864 15 13 0 78 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
MARK 5-4088 36 59 2 77 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
BIGGLES 60-6032 20 32 0 77 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
TORRI 82-22851 14 10 0 77 LADIES (4778) DWES EG
MAGENTA 3-5711 39 58 0 75 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
-IN THE PIG! 96-864 17 12 5 75 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
-WOUNDHEALER 65-4496 6 4 0 74 BOOK OF SWORDS (4305) DAL SHANG
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 29 40 0 73 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-PERSONAL BEJEEZUS 12-5451 15 5 0 73 ESTIMATED PROPHETS (4516) RIZTAB
-CHYNA 1-7052 21 9 0 72 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
CARNAL 21-5388 22 15 0 71 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
-PIPE BOMB 82-8012 14 10 1 71 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
BLACK WIDOW 62-3807 21 11 0 70 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (4816) VALAMANTIS
-MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 21 7 0 70 SERPENTINE INC. (642) SOLVEN
-PLA Y. TEX 60-5662 22 23 1 68 BLOOD RELATED (4344) ARADI
-ALLOCUTION 75-2796 20 8 0 68 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
ASHANTI 6-5352 18 22 4 68 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
-GHOULSHINE 71-3893 17 9 0 68 MONSTER RANCHER (4817) KYR'TERR
-O PAUL 78-2403 15 6 1 68 ROCK-ETTS II (4814) LIN TIRIAN
-THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104 26 16 0 67 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
NEPHRON 30-4147 23 25 1 67 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
-VERISIMILITUDE 60-6550 21 16 0 67 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744) ARADI
-ZIGGY 1-6965 25 17 1 65 HAWKS (3721) MORDANT
-THE SCROD GODDESS 60-4825 21 12 0 65 SUPERIOR FORCES II (3049) ARADI
-TWO GLASS EYES 17-6272 18 15 0 65 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
BLONDIE 36-5723 17 16 0 65 BABES (3876) JHANS
-WOF-A-MIT 22-5639 24 19 0 64 ROCK ETTS (2971) SOLVEN
FRANK 3-5707 37 61 1 63 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
-ULTRA ENDEAVOR 74-3187 18 9 0 63 FAULTY PREMISES (4820) DAIYLA KIV
-ROLLERCOASTER 65-5946 9 2 1 63 SUPERIOR FORCES IJ (4610) DAL SHANG
-<RETARDED RV> 7-5279 19 4 0 62 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (4670 BONSUR
-LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684 17 10 1 62 LUROCIANS VI (4279) ARADI
-SLEETBOMB 62-3234 17 11 0 62 MONSTER RANCHER (4288) VALAMANTIS
-SLIM SHADY 24-4370 16 14 0 62 THE MC5 (4699) ZORPUNT
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 22 6 0 61 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-INBRED FRED 17-6253 21 13 0 61 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
A-10 33-2563 18 23 1 61 PIG BATTALION (4717) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-SNAGGLE PUSS 12-5731 16 11 2 61 ARENA FELINES (1060) RIZTAB
-WORMY 56-3706 15 14 2 61 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS
ROGERS 59-1609 15 12 0 61 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
CLAW 21-5337 19 7 1 59 MEOW MIX (4519) SUNSET
-BOISE 18-6687 18 3 1 59 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA
-POPCORN MACHINE 7-5091 16 10 1 59 WASTELAND II (1947) BONSUR
-PIVORUS 62-3235 17 8 0 58 MONSTER RANCHER (4288) VALAMANTIS
MOONSTONE 78-2405 17 5 0 58 ROCK-ETTS II (4814) LIN TIRIAN
-THE 13TH WARRIOR 82-6346 3 0 0 58 STOOPID MOVIES (4759) DWES EG
CATHERWOOD 48-2225 17 15 1 57 FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803) CAER
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SANTO STINKO 21-5400 23 12 0 55 BOOK OF STINK (4774) SUNSET
-TOO ICKY 60-5937 15 10 0 55 BLOOD RELATED (4344) ARADI
ARMSTRONG 59-1291 23 15 1 54 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
COBRA 29-4355 16 10 1 54 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 19 12 0 53 GET SMART (4066) POINT
-RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400 16 6 1 53 SURPRISE! (4736) AMEN-TEI
ENDYMION 6-4163 22 24 1 52 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
DRY KEG 33-6679 20 32 0 52 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-MALLIA 21-748 21 25 1 51 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
-PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 14 6 3 51 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
-EAGLE'S NEST 38-4271 16 7 1 49 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
BIG BROTHER 3-5568 44 66 0 47 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
KING BEAR 35-3629 20 6 1 44 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
-RAY 62-3611 14 5 0 41 THE BOLT (4779) VALAMANTIS
EINSTEIN 35-279 15 17 1 39 FERROUS MEN (723) MURSKA
JONES 14-1283 18 108 4 38 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
POTOMACC 21-5489 15 10 0 31 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
-FLOYD 99-1041 9 5 4 31 NIGHTMARES (4725) SOUTH RIDGE
-BUYING A ROUND 97-1155 8 2 3 29 SMILES (4828) SHADOW GROVE
-KIDNEY 96-972 8 2 3 29 ORGAN ON THE SANDS (4823) OLD VALAMANTIS
MANALGER 96-986 6 5 4 29 DUELMASTERS NICKNAME (4824 OLD VALAMANTIS
-HEART 97-1096 6 4 4 26 ORGANS ON THE SAND (4827) SHADOW GROVE
-PNIGO 97-1060 6 4 3 25 PHOBIA (4826) SHADOW GROVE
-TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454 0 2 0 24 THE GUYS (4180) FIREHOLD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
LOUANNSALLY 18-4564 42 40 3 OUT OF THE HILLS 2808 DUMBASS 49-1361 455
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Comfortably Numb -- I wish I was! -- Small Cat
Carthoris Jeddak -- That was not the act of a hero, bub. -- Glory
Sorrow -- I predict you will go far, and the sooner the better. -- Ho-Chan
Gordon -- I don't have time for this today. -- Similde
Sonora Mountain -- Ack! You fell on me! -- Charlie
Bloodstone -- They tell me that if I keep fighting, this is what it'll be like.
That's enough to make retirement sound good.... -- Zin
Pistol -- Ah, but some of us like it hot. -- Glory
Tickle Me Hoffa -- Good fight. Thanks for the skills though. -- C. Canary
Carpet Burn -- If you spend as much time training as you do on your knees, you could
be a good fighter. -- Taxes
Magenta -- What, no skills! Man, now I have to find another chump to get skills
from. -- Clinton
Drooling Goober -- That was a good try. I'm sorry your manager gave you such an
unkind name; I wonder if it affects your fighting spirit. Try to overcome it; after
all, you are on the Isle now and you have won your independence. -- Khirza
10 January 2004
ZalCon2 Updates (1/9/04)
The contest will be starting on the turn due February 23rd, 2004 and run for 20
turns.
Only one team will be allowed for each manager in the contest, regardless of
whether additional teams are announced as contest entries. No exceptions for any
reason.
The Style Master points should read that there is +1 point for beating a member
of your own style even if the warrior is not registered for the contest.
Rolling points for consecutive turns as Style Master means that your warrior
gets the extra point every turn after the first 3 that he continues to hold the
title.
The points for Quality Wins should be clarified to read the winning warrior is
ranked below by the number of recognition points needed for each bonus point at the
start of the fight. For example, Warrior A (3-2-0, 17) beats Warrior B (4-1-0, 35)
and receives 2 bonus points under Quality Win for the 18 point difference in the
ranking.
I believe that is all the clarifications for the moment, please feel free to
email, diplo, call or write me with any other questions or concerns about the
contest.
Robert Occhipinti aka Zalgor Prigg
10 January 2004
* * * Third Annual Turf War * * *
Come one and all to DM 47 (North Fork) for the Third Annual Turf War! Rules of
the contest will be posted in Turn #208's newsletter (due date Feb. 23). The contest
will begin on Turn #209 (due date March 22).
So, get a team there and register! To register, you must send me a donation of
one (1) rollup CERTIFICATE. Then, declare your alliance and team in the North Fork
personals. You may also declare a warrior as champion, and that warrior will earn
(or lose!) double points in the contest!
Roll-up certs will be *ALL* awarded as prizes, in addition to:
*** Highest Scoring Alliance -- Gets to Rename DM 47 for 6 months!
*** Most returns from DA (Alliance) -- Rename DA monsters for 6 months!
*** Most listings as "Style Masters" (Alliance) -- Pick arena to host the April "05
Grand Tournament!
*** Warrior with the most awards -- Arenamaster named after him for 6 months!
*** Alliance with the most awards -- Pick the slow arena for TW 4!
*** Team with most "Style Master" listings -- Discover favorites of one warrior on
team!
*** Warrior with most "Style Master" listings -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns!
(I'll transfer $7.50 to the manager's account)
*** Alliance with the most kills -- Rename the stand-ins for 6 months!
*** Highest scoring Warrior -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns. (I'll transfer
$7.50 to their manager's account.)
The contest will run for 10 turns, with the winners announced on turn #220. See
the Turn #208 North Fork newsletter for complete rules and scoring system! Direct
"declarations" to: A.D. in the personals, and prize pot entry donations to:
Jason Mazuch HSP H-2
P.O. Box 339 #924385
Sparta, GA 31087-0339
By snail mail or diplo through RSI.
Bloody Sands!
Asmo Dius, TCB
16 January 2004
CHAOTIC WINDS
Once, long ago, the four Winds of Time descended upon Alastari like a TEMPEST of
epic proportions, they slew everything within their all-encompassing reach. They
left nothing. In their wake lay smoldering ruins.
In their haste they sped towards the center of this great land like a colossal
giant would step across an ocean. The four storms picked up momentum on their way
towards each other. A collision was eminent.
The first storm wind, the oldest and wisest of the four was named APEXALUS. The
second, FLAGGSTAFF, was the quickest and loudest entity ever created. The third Wind
of Time was MATRIATIN, neither old or young, quick or slow, but fierce and feisty all
the same. The forth wind, ASSAMITHIUS, the youngest yet most creative in its means
of destruction.
When finally they merged at the center of ALASTARI, an incredible destructive
explosion occurred. And when the smoke and debris cleared they were one. CHAOS was
born.
And Chaos spread across the diminished lands reeking havoc and doom with its
passing, and destroying allover again that which already lay in ruin.
F E A R C H A O S I N C.
M A T R I X
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THE EXPLOITER devastated NICK NITRO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
AFGHAN REBEL viciously subdued JACOB in a action packed 2 minute Challenge battle.
RONALD REAGAN was overpowered by RIGOR MORTIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
KRARSHT was overpowered by GLORY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY vanquished CULUBRA in a 1 minute brutal mismatched Challenge fight.
LARCENY viciously subdued MIGHTY MITE in a popular 4 minute Challenge competition.
HEARSAY was vanquished by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
STINKALOGICAL was luckily beaten by MATA HARI in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
VAL BEMERIKI was defeated by JIMBY in a action packed 1 minute Challenge match.
EASTWOOD was savagely defeated by ALVIN YORK in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
TAXES devastated HOFFA in a exciting 3 minute brutal mismatched Challenge conflict.
CLINTON was bested by SUDSY DEODORANT in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
AXIS OF EVIL handily defeated AUDIE MURPHY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
SULACCO was overpowered by ZIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
MIKE BELIEVE unbelievably bested BIGGLES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge bout.
COBRA devastated POTOMACC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
KING BEAR was overpowered by DUCK RUBBER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MARCO savagely defeated KHIRZA in a popular 3 minute bloody Title match.
STILLWATER devastated MAELSTROM in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided contest.
BURST was subdued by SERVLET SALLY in a 2 minute bout.
AFRICAN GREY was overcome by SIR CUITOUS in a action packed 1 minute duel.
BELIAL bested TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a 2 minute bout.
JOHN HOLMES was demolished by D. FILER in a action packed 2 minute one-sided fight.
CHOKING CHICKEN was beaten by ANKLEBITER in a action packed 1 minute fight.
FRERE MAIN ROUJ overpowered A DIFFERENT GRAPE in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
ASEROTH vanquished DROOLING GOOBER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
THE BEAST was narrowly defeated by JUST A JOB TO DO in a 18 minute competition.
STONE KILLER savagely defeated PEACE in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
SIR VIVOR was overcome by VORTEX in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
AFROSLEAZIAC overpowered MAGELLAN in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
GUAVA NICE DAY was overcome by GLACIER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
ARCOS was overpowered by GORDON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SMALL CAT was savagely defeated by DALI PARTON in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
UNBRIDLED handily defeated TICKLE ME HOFFA in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
ROAD TO DAKAR demolished SIMILDE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
LOUANNSALLY was executed by DUMBASS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
BAWDY BUZZ BUD was savagely defeated by SIDAHS in a 1 minute competition.
WOBBLENUT was overpowered by POPE in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD was bested by ROLEX WATCH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
PAPAYA BALROG handily defeated EARTHQUAKE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MARCINKO was savagely defeated by LINDA LOVELACE in a 9 minute competition.
MEADOW VOLE was demolished by LANCELOT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
COUCH POTATO savagely defeated HATSHEPSUT in a popular 8 minute gory duel.
PEEG was overcome by SONORA MOUNTAIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
JACKASS won victory over YELLOWJACKET in a exciting 2 minute match.
MAGMA viciously subdued SPOTTED PONY in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
VELVET VIXEN was defeated by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
EVERSTORM overcame SNIPE HUNTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
COM DOT was demolished by BLACK ORC in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
STONEWALL was viciously subdued by TSUNAMI in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE devastated GRAY WIND in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
FURTIVE RETURNS was vanquished by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
GIGANTA was handily defeated by PEGASUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
BLOODSTONE was overpowered by PISTOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
VICTORY savagely defeated ZOMBIE STOMP in a popular 2 minute bloody conflict.
JIM PENGOUIN was overpowered by CARPET BURN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
STRONGEST #3 vanquished JOHN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
DOMINO overpowered ROMUALD B TUNE in a action packed 2 minute brutal uneven fight.
H.P. LOVECRAFTED was subdued by S. MARY ROSE in a action packed 1 minute battle.
2 + 2 = 4 was overpowered by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
BLISS was vanquished by WIMPY WIND in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
SEITAN demolished LEMON DROP in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE savagely defeated BIG STRONG MAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
SUPERIORBOY was devastated by STING in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
DAMN DOG viciously subdued CHARLIE in a exciting 2 minute gory brawl.
COOKIE SNORT overpowered CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RYANATOR luckily beat COL SALOMON in a action packed 4 minute brutal conflict.
ELEKTRA vanquished THANATAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RIFF-RAFF was unbelievably bested by LAME AIM in a action packed 2 minute match.
PARADISE PARROT slimly lost to KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 6 minute brutal duel.
PIPE LAYER was bested by SWINGDADDY-O in a 1 minute match.
ACK VERT devastated NARCISSISTIC NUN in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
WETBOX was defeated by GORDIAN in a action packed 1 minute match.
ED 209 subdued ASHANTI in a 2 minute contest.
BUBBA was overpowered by THE SCREAMING FANS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
E. VICTOR vanquished THERMODYNAMICS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SANTO STINKO was vanquished by F. TIM in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CARNAL won victory over A-10 in a 2 minute bout.
CLAW was overcome by TORRI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
FRANK luckily beat ENDYMION in a 2 minute bout.
MAGENTA was savagely defeated by VIOLENT VOLE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
BIG BROTHER was savagely defeated by FRIED CHICKEN in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
KA D'ARGO demolished ROGERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
MOONSTONE was savagely defeated by FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY in a 2 minute duel.
BLACK WIDOW overpowered DRY KEG in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MANALGER was savagely defeated by CATHERWOOD in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
SLAP HAPPY vanquished EINSTEIN in a action packed 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
ARMSTRONG won victory over JONES in a exciting 1 minute competition.
MARK subdued BLONDIE in a popular 1 minute duel.
NEPHRON was vanquished by PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 1 minute uneven fray.
PUDDING PARADE defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 58 PARRY-STRIKE 27 - 19 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 23 AIMED BLOW 93 - 79 - 3 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 22 LUNGING ATTACK 329 - 295 - 9 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 19 STRIKING ATTACK 102 - 96 - 2 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 17 SLASHING ATTACK 159 - 151 - 2 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 14 PARRY-RIPOSTE 24 - 27 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 13 WALL OF STEEL 128 - 145 - 2 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 95 - 110 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 BASHING ATTACK 35 - 42 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 56 - 81 - 2 41 |
Turn 455 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 13 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 5 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 12 3 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 9 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 8 - 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 1 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 8 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 28 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MARCO 51-5008 38 15 2 334 BOY O'S (4027)
PARRY-STRIKE RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651 67 49 3 326 LOST SOULS II (2818)
AIMED BLOW BELIAL 7-3838 98 69 2 320 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
PARRY-LUNGE FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 45 23 0 266 LA PENTARCHIE (4427)
STRIKING ATTACK SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 31 17 0 237 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402)
TOTAL PARRY JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 65 52 1 231 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
SLASHING ATTACK VORTEX 75-1870 66 67 0 224 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
BASHING ATTACK GLACIER 75-2046 63 41 3 205 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
WALL OF STEEL SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 41 26 0 205 SIR AGLIO (2079)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505 48 30 0 193 SPECIAL ED (2722)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149. The ten other most popular fighters were COUCH
POTATO 3-2985, HATSHEPSUT 51-4157, COL SALOMON 17-5290, VORTEX 75-1870, LARCENY
75-2720, BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849, MARCINKO 97-961, TSUNAMI 75-2214, STINKALOGICAL
21-5409, and STONE KILLER 21-5245.
The least popular fighter this week was JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575. The other ten
least popular fighters were NEPHRON 30-4147, MANALGER 96-986, DRY KEG 33-6679,
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966, BUBBA 7-4833, THANATAR 21-749, CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051, BLISS
74-2940, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, and EARTHQUAKE 75-1663.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 TI(23) 0 2 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 1 1
OSKSI(3) 5 5 0 LYRATILAN(25) 2 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 3 0
JHELUM(4) 2 3 0 POINT(27) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 2 0
KALTOS(5) 3 0 0 MORYA(28) 1 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 3 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 3 0 LAPUR(29) 1 2 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 3 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 2 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 3 0 DAL SHANG(65) 2 1 0
KOLACT(10) 3 3 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 1 4 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 2 0 MURSKA(35) 0 3 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 2 0
DULLENS(13) 0 2 0 JHANS(36) 1 1 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 0 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 7 3 0
MALCORN(15) 2 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 3 1 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 2 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 8 4 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 6 4 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 7 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 4 6 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 6 2 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GLORY 1-6847 41 36 0 209 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 63 42 1 209 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651 67 49 3 326 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
POPE 5-4090 44 51 2 201 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
PEGASUS 6-4161 22 23 1 156 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 98 69 2 320 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 45 23 0 266 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
D. FILER 9-4721 38 9 1 267 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 41 26 0 205 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856 30 26 1 197 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
SMALL CAT 13-4200 44 68 1 183 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
JONES 14-1283 18 108 4 38 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
UNBRIDLED 15-3923 41 27 1 209 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
DAMN DOG 17-6242 28 22 1 161 CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY (4596) ALJAFIR
AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941 49 37 7 253 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 26 24 2 200 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
STONE KILLER 21-5245 29 7 1 220 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
THE EXPLOITER 22-1226 50 34 1 238 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 48 30 0 193 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 19 12 0 53 GET SMART (4066) POINT
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 23 24 1 149 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
JOHN 29-4177 42 54 0 121 MEN (4412) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 23 25 1 67 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 36 34 1 150 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
RYANATOR 33-3462 31 23 0 140 OBSIDIAN HALL (1640) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 39 39 0 136 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 44 45 2 177 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
GORDON 36-4536 46 18 1 210 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 80 51 0 220 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 19 49 0 110 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
STRONGEST #3 40-173 47 90 1 182 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
MATA HARI 41-3812 31 20 0 141 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
JIMBY 42-3777 40 36 1 174 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 41 18 1 210 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN
CATHERWOOD 48-2225 17 15 1 57 FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803) CAER
DUMBASS 49-1361 48 61 1 254 BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310) VITHICAR
MARCO 51-5008 38 15 2 334 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
MAGELLAN 59-126 29 27 0 189 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
NICK NITRO 60-4767 37 41 0 194 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
CHARLIE 61-2873 50 43 0 145 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 33 25 0 180 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GORDIAN 63-2104 20 7 0 90 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873 21 11 1 187 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG
JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 53 32 1 197 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 30 33 0 108 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
BLISS 74-2940 23 11 0 121 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
VORTEX 75-1870 66 67 0 224 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 31 29 1 131 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 31 17 0 237 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402) DWES EG
MANALGER 96-986 6 5 4 29 DUELMASTERS NICKNAME (4824 OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 20 15 5 197 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE