ADVANCED DUELMASTERS
Date : 02/03/2004 Duedate: 02/16/2004
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-456
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 POWERPUFF GI 12/4515 5 2 0 71.4 CAVITY CREEPS II 33/3949
2 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 17 8 1 68.0 GORGONITES II 82/4335
FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709 THE OLD TESTAMENT 43/3602
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 17 ENVENOMED 82/4693 299 240 5 55.5
3 VIEW ASKEW 11/4832 2 1 0 66.7 I AM SUCK 82/4760
UNTOUCHABLES 18/3633 WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170
4-THE BOLT 62/4779 349 192 5 64.5 ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632
BLOOD & IRON 40/3442 ITS JUST WRONG 82/4821
THE PEOPLE 82/4137 18-IRON CURTAIN 50/4351 22 18 0 55.0
MONSTER RANCHER 62/4288 OPHIDIAN ORDER 39/4233
THIEVES GUILD 60/4312 19-BOOK OF STIN 21/4774 109 91 2 54.5
MONSTER RANCHER 71/4817 CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY 17/4596
5-LADIES 82/4778 7 4 0 63.6 20 FRUIT PUPPET 37/2520 259 218 1 54.3
6-PHOBIA 97/4826 157 91 1 63.3 OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430
7 BABES 36/3876 2465 1568 43 61.1 21 NUMBERS GAME 31/4642 202 174 0 53.7
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622
BOY O'S 51/4027 CAMERON CRAZIES 9/3908
THE BEARS 35/2674 METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862
NASTY MOB 21/4730 PLACES TO GO 51/4178
DEATH THREAT 29/4804 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488
8-OBSIDIAN HAL 33/1640 12 8 1 60.0 22 SMILES 97/4828 870 776 9 52.9
THE HOLY LEGION 10/1422 SAILS OF CHARON 16/4834
9 FARSCAPE 10/4155 22 15 0 59.5 23 LOBOTOMATION 12/4403 252 228 1 52.5
GUARDIANS 43/4082 MORBID FASCINATION 6/973
10 KA-POW! 15/3970 1116 768 13 59.2 HELPLESS ANIMALS 16/54
BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 ANIMAL PHARM 18/4526
11 NIGHTMARES 99/4725 295 206 6 58.9 24 VERMIN!! 82/4315 890 807 10 52.4
EAGLES CLAW 38/1613 SIR AGLIO 10/2079
PANSY DIVISION 51/3406 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
SCRAGITARIOUS 21/3327 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
CLUB CULTURE 60/4637 25 SPECIAL ED 17/4525 193 176 0 52.3
12 W.T.P. 70/3465 1481 1092 14 57.6 SPECIAL ED 23/2722
BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305 KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471
STOOPID MOVIES 82/4759 DUELMASTERS NICKNAME 96/4824
KANSAS 70/4612 26 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680 23 21 1 52.3
MY EX WIFE 68/4181 CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734
CROSS BREED 82/4784 27 BOXES 60/4147 1457 1362 18 51.7
WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5/2978 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
THE GUYS 68/4180 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
13-MEOW MIX 21/4519 178 131 3 57.6 THE LAST STRAW V 71/4420
14-OVERRATED 96/4825 43 32 1 57.3 NO MORE TEARS 82/4773
15 GET SMART 27/4066 890 688 13 56.4 ODD SQUAD 69/4769
GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345 28 ROCK ETTS 22/2971 188 177 2 51.5
PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987 ROCK-ETTS II 78/4814
LOST SOULS II 4/2818 29 ARENA FELINE 12/4494 126 119 0 51.4
SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 62/4816 30 CARTOUCHE 51/3495 299 285 8 51.2
OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808 FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331
WORKING MEN 63/4752 ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583
LOST SOULS II 9/2309 EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452
MAIN COURSE 82/4440 31 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 564 558 6 50.3
16-CHRIS'S TOYS 40/4239 190 149 3 56.0 SUPERIOR FORCES IJ 65/4610
SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/4670
BLOOD RELATED 60/4344 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q 82/4402
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
SUPERIOR FORCES 6D 82/4619 THE OFFENDERS 17/1987
SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/3757 RESCUE 77/3887
SUPERIOR FORCES 40/2429 ERRATA 25/3564
SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411 EL EQUIDO 13/3225
SUPERIOR FORCES II 60/3049 TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704
SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145 44 SONS OF SATAN 21/69 46 61 0 43.0
SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536 CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706
SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 71/4414 45 BLADE ZEN 74/4492 40 53 0 43.0
SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875
32 BOOGIE NIGHT 43/2800 694 688 6 50.2 DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706
WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433 GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581
DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608 46 KREWE OF DRUI 6/4679 26 37 1 41.3
BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD 49/1310 47 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 496 743 5 40.0
33 ENIGMA 62/4768 126 126 1 50.0 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 70/3555
82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384 LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197
TECHNOLOGY 5/1778 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
ALCHEMY 18/4818 WILD KINGDOM 35/4193
JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500 MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756
34 LUST MUPPETS 32/4248 91 92 1 49.7 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361
MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/4246 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652
WHY I PLAY DM 82/4616 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/4833 48-DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 10 17 1 37.0
4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/4831 49 THE EXPLORER 59/2235 18 33 0 35.3
ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/4827 PIG BATTALION 33/4717
ORGAN ON THE SANDS 96/4823 50 MEN 29/4412 571 1050 11 35.2
35 FIRESIGN THE 48/2803 78 86 0 47.6 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
36 ON THE PILL 53/4829 252 285 6 46.9 JOHNS 5/3510
COLOR ME SUAVE 42/4426 TALES 43/2584
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 HABIT 78/4547
37 LEGALESE 75/4658 133 153 3 46.5 STORIES 49/2835
GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595 WHY KNOT 63/2669
THE REPUBLICANS 22/114 MIKES 14/3982
38 GIFTED 69/3978 745 891 8 45.5 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 51-SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 4 8 0 33.3
BLOOD MOON 69/3649 52 THE MC5 24/4699 3 6 0 33.3
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 53 SAND DANCERS 75/2258 418 902 4 31.7
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217
39 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 682 828 8 45.2 GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481
40 GENOCIDE 51/4423 27 33 1 45.0 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767
THE WARRIORS 10/438 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697
41 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 115 145 0 44.2 54 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 49 106 0 31.6
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 55 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507 16 36 0 30.8
PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 56-FAULTY PREMI 74/4820 2 8 0 20.0
42 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 243 317 1 43.4 57-FERROUS MEN 35/723 0 3 0 0.0
43 BIRDS 41/4735 139 182 1 43.3 58-AMERICAN APPR 3/4822 1 0 0 100
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Ladies and Gentlemen of Talahya Arena,
Marco successfully defended his title this cycle against a challenge from Afghan
Rebel. AFGHAN REBEL (22-1636) (47-30-4,235) of THE REPUBLICANS challenged MARCO (51-
5008) (38-15-2,334) of BOY O'S. AFGHAN REBEL was demolished by MARCO in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge Title fight. Well done, Marco! Although we didn't see a lot of
spectacular lunges. Surely it would have been a better fight had you turned in a
column.
Hmm, let's see, there was one TV challenge this cycle. One would expect more,
considering the size of our arena. You know, I had dinner with Desiree last week and
she said Tournament Victor challenging is going out of style. The really "in"
warriors don't do that anymore. Maybe she's right, I don't know. Anyway, the one TV
challenge went like this: STONE KILLER (21-5245) (29-7-1,220) of NASTY MOB TV
challenged SERVLET SALLY (82-5895) (31-17-0,237) of SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q. STONE KILLER
was bested by SERVLET SALLY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
My sympathy and a spray of white silk roses goes out to Spa Man today. SPA MAN
(53-2886) (23-22-1,166) of ON THE PILL fought BIG STRONG MAN (18-6619) (42-75-16,129)
of THUNDR + LITENING. SPA MAN was murdered by BIG STRONG MAN in a 1 minute one-sided
bout. If it was murder, I'd say the culprit was the Commission official who rated
Big Strong Man lower than Spa Man, and then matched them up. Granted that Spa Man
(who now has an even record compared to BSM's substantial losing margin) may be a
warrior with more potential, but if your opponent has almost twice as many wins as
you have total fights, you cannot be considered to be the better warrior at present.
Not by a long shot.
Some say it isn't exactly an honor to be the most challenged warrior in the
arena. It can mean that a lot of warriors have identified you as someone they can
easily beat. But I think it more likely means that a lot of warriors think they can
learn something from you. Let's see if we can figure out which one it was this time
around: Spotted Pony was most challenged. AXIS OF EVIL (22-5827) (30-9-0,178) of
THE REPUBLICANS challenged SPOTTED PONY (4-3975) (40-39-0,179) of TRIBAL COUNCIL.
AXIS OF EVIL was handily defeated by SPOTTED PONY in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
Well, that was certainly no easy win by Axis, though he may have hoped so,
considering his very impressive win-loss ratio. But my guess is that he was trying
to learn something. I hope he did. Spots, congratulations on consolidating that
winning record.
Speaking of winning records, an old friend of ours is diligently working on
achieving one. NEVERMORE (1-5260) (25-22-2,198) of LAB EXPERIMENTS challenged
eternal popularity leader HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (103-143-2,200) of SAND DANCERS.
NEVERMORE was narrowly defeated by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
Well done, Ho-Chan! Though I'm certain Nevermore wasn't expecting a win anyhow, just
skills. And maybe a chance to get a close look at the stunning golden fleur-de-lis
decoupage on that oxblood kichai. That's a good color for you.
Center for Olds (ranked 36th in today's team listing) was most avoided by The
Republicans (37th). What can we learn from this? We know that The Republicans try
to use every means at their disposal to enable their warriors to win. Perhaps they
have recently been challenged a lot by the CfO guild, or perhaps some CfO warriors
were placed in the rankings in such a way that they were likely to challenge
Republican warriors. Not that The Republicans necessarily fear the Center for Olds,
but by avoiding that guild, they can maximize their chance of getting their own
challenges through. It's a wise policy to use all of your avoids.
I'm interested to see that Belial, our top-ranked Aimed Blow practitioner, is
ranked directly under our Tower Guardian, Marco (not counting someone who didn't
fight this time around). Belial had an interesting match this cycle. BELIAL (7-
3838) (98-69-2,320) of WICKED MARTYRS fought MAGMA (75-2049) (62-45-0,194) of FORCE
OF NATURE. BELIAL beat MAGMA in an action packed 2 minute gory duel. Standing just
six inches from his opponent, Belial kicked him in the face. You've got to be loose
as a goose to do that, eh?
Everyone thought Slap Happy got scummed. HOFFA (49-3185) (56-79-0,132) of
STORIES fought SLAP HAPPY (60-6031) (22-30-0,91) of BUMS 'R' US. HOFFA outlasted
SLAP HAPPY in a popular 8 minute brutal contest. Yep, that's what I think, too.
Scummed. And speaking of scum, JUST A JOB TO DO (18-6575) (65-52-1,231) of CENTER
FOR OLDS fought A DIFFERENT GRAPE (82-1258) (36-23-1,197) of MY WIFE'S COSMETICS.
JUST A JOB TO DO was viciously subdued by A DIFFERENT GRAPE in a 25 minute fight.
You know there is generally a good deal of betting on which fight will be the longest
one each cycle. Those who had bet on Justy and Grape thought their money was safe at
the end of that tiresome half-hour, but then Sir Vivor and Couch Potato walked onto
the sands. Oh, the wary circling! Oh, the conservation of energy! In the
nineteenth and twentieth minutes Sir Vivor was beginning to stagger and blink a bit
and it looked like he was getting "the nods"--you know, when you start micro-napping
and your head drops. Oh, the commotion in the stands! Half were humming lullabies
and half were tossing pebbles and other objects at Sir Vivor to keep him awake. The
hummers were starting to get organized but just as they all got going on the same
tune (that really soothing fisherman's lullaby that describes the swish, swoosh of
the tide), one of the persons who had bet on Couchie and Sir Vivor inadvertently
ended the fight by chucking a rather large hunk of brick at Sir Vivor's head. It
knocked him out and he fell face-down in the sand. Unfortunately the Arenamaster
didn't see it. I'm sorry to say that I didn't call his attention at the time because
they would have scheduled a rematch and I didn't want to sit through it. SIR VIVOR
(10-4065) (73-38-0,194) of SIR AGLIO fought COUCH POTATO (3-2985) (63-42-1,209) of
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT. SIR VIVOR was outwaited by COUCH POTATO in an exciting 21 minute
bloody match (the exciting and bloody part of it taking place in the stands after the
abrupt end of the fight).
Potomacc, you may not have enjoyed your introduction to the Isle, but remember
that pretty much everybody starts at the bottom. Or near it. Judging by your record
you are a competent warrior and you will do fine. I hope you were able to learn a
skill or two from your vastly more experienced opponent. POTOMACC (21-5489) (15-10-
0,31) of GRIM FANDANGO challenged JONES (14-1283) (18-108-4,38) of MIKES. POTOMACC
was beaten by JONES in an exciting 1 minute gory Challenge bout.
That's it for this cycle. I hope you will all stay well and continue to hone
your skills. Cheerio!
Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARCO 51-5008 39 15 2 354 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MIDNIGHT IMP 18-4731 91 66 3 474 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
BELIAL 7-3838 99 69 2 333 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
-RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651 67 49 3 326 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
THE REAPER 69-8774 62 33 0 287 BLOOD MOON (3649) CIMMERIAC
D. FILER 9-4721 39 9 1 285 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 48 28 1 269 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941 50 37 7 265 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-PITT 33-4709 59 30 0 262 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-PUNCH IT 82-1193 27 12 2 257 GORGONITES II (4335) DWES EG
-DUMBASS 49-1361 48 61 1 254 BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310) VITHICAR
SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 32 17 0 254 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402) DWES EG
-BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162 37 13 0 252 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
-B HURLEY 9-4350 48 41 3 246 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
-DOC STEELE 5-3033 28 31 2 246 WORTHLESS MANAGERS (2978) KALTOS
KATE BUSH 18-1413 67 51 0 244 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
THE EXPLOITER 22-1226 51 34 1 242 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
-5-STAR RATING 31-4264 35 11 0 242 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
FOXY LADY 18-2695 46 39 0 234 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SORROW 1-2863 37 24 2 234 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829 69 63 6 233 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 64 42 1 233 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 42 18 1 225 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN
-PLAYDO GOLEM 33-4567 44 45 0 221 CAVITY CREEPS II (3949) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-UNDERGROUND EDDIE 70-5974 67 47 0 220 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (3555 SENTERN
THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 42 46 0 218 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
LEITZITH 16-4444 26 23 0 218 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
GORDON 36-4536 47 18 1 216 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
UNBRIDLED 15-3923 42 27 1 216 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
TSUNAMI 75-2214 26 5 2 215 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
GLACIER 75-2046 64 41 3 214 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 45 35 0 214 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
VELVET VIXEN 9-3275 33 34 0 214 LOST SOULS II (2309) ZUKAL
BEAUTIFUL THING 51-3874 43 39 1 213 PANSY DIVISION (3406) TRICORUS
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 47 28 2 212 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
-LITTLE CROW 82-5418 31 13 0 212 THE PEOPLE (4137) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LADY LUCK 18-2925 37 37 1 211 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 42 26 0 210 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
KHIRZA 7-1862 109 131 3 209 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 44 26 2 209 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 104 143 2 207 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
-LEATHER REBEL 60-5400 53 31 1 207 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI
THE BEAST 3-5547 49 64 0 206 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 35 31 1 206 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC
-BAILEYS IRISH CHRE 70-1865 18 9 0 205 W.T.P. (3465) SENTERN
-F-ARUBA 51-4601 49 37 1 204 PLACES TO GO (4178) TRICORUS
BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856 31 26 1 204 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 49 30 0 203 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
POPE 5-4090 45 51 2 203 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
MAGMA 75-2049 62 46 0 202 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 40 52 0 202 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 35 39 2 202 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 41 39 0 201 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 34 19 1 201 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
HATSHEPSUT 51-4157 53 68 1 200 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
DALI PARTON 18-3274 41 38 3 200 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-PEACE 19-4280 26 24 2 200 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 80 52 0 199 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
-MASKED SHREW 29-3514 53 72 3 199 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
STONE KILLER 21-5245 29 8 1 199 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 83 56 2 198 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 45 24 0 198 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
PRORIARITY 21-4159 45 33 3 197 SCRAGITARIOUS (3327) SUNSET
NEVERMORE 1-5260 25 23 2 197 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
VORTEX 75-1870 66 68 0 196 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636 47 31 4 196 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
MAELSTROM 75-2202 47 26 1 196 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254 50 48 0 195 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
MARCINKO 97-961 20 16 5 195 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
PEEG 43-2613 127 124 3 194 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 73 39 0 194 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 65 53 1 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-NICK NITRO 60-4767 37 41 0 194 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
GLORY 1-6847 41 37 0 193 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
IN YOU AGAIN 12-4740 39 30 1 193 LOBOTOMATION (4403) RIZTAB
-NAJA 39-2825 33 21 0 193 OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233) XOCHITHLAN
ANKLEBITER 22-1163 46 43 3 192 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
EVERSTORM 69-641 45 42 2 191 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
THE BIG 'E' 9-4474 41 33 0 191 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
D'WEASEL ZAPPA 16-4457 24 21 0 191 HELPLESS ANIMALS (54) WILLAF
SOUND ADVICE 38-3251 59 48 4 190 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
JACOB 10-233 55 66 2 189 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
RONALD REAGAN 22-831 29 15 1 189 CONSPIRACY INC. (706) SOLVEN
COM DOT 65-6217 41 26 0 187 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 53 33 1 185 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC
SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873 21 12 1 185 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG
MAGELLAN 59-126 29 28 0 183 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
LARCENY 75-2720 29 14 0 183 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
-STRONGEST #3 40-173 47 90 1 182 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
-KYLIE 18-6057 25 20 1 182 UNTOUCHABLES (3633) TALCAMA
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 24 9 5 182 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
BLACK HOLE SCRAG 43-3220 28 17 1 181 GUARDIANS (4082) VEASTIAN
-KRARSHT 21-750 27 17 3 181 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIMILDE 51-4248 47 90 0 180 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 43 75 17 180 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 33 26 0 180 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 44 46 2 179 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
LOUANNSALLY 18-4564 42 41 3 179 OUT OF THE HILLS (2808) TALCAMA
-BLUE MEANIE 60-4814 34 17 0 178 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
VICTORY 75-757 16 10 1 178 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 50 43 1 177 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
JIMBY 42-3777 41 36 1 177 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
WOBBLENUT 18-6650 62 51 0 176 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PISTOL 65-6205 45 35 1 176 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
-PIVOT 60-4811 26 13 1 175 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
SMALL CAT 13-4200 44 69 1 173 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 48 54 0 171 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 25 26 0 171 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 32 20 1 169 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 30 10 0 169 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
-SELEX 40-3039 26 7 0 169 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU
PEGASUS 6-4161 23 23 1 168 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509 24 9 2 167 CARNAGE CANARIES (4734) SUNSET
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 24 24 1 167 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
MR. PALLYBUDDY 53-5163 40 40 1 166 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 42 37 3 164 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 37 34 1 164 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
TAXES 22-1661 25 20 1 164 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 35 25 4 162 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 25 22 0 162 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 22 16 0 162 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-DAMN DOG 17-6242 28 22 1 161 CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY (4596) ALJAFIR
CARPET BURN 3-5698 33 30 0 160 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
MATA HARI 41-3812 32 20 0 159 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 30 18 1 159 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
-STING 10-429 23 19 2 158 THE HOLY LEGION (1422) KOLACT
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 23 17 0 156 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-ROTTEN 68-8189 20 9 1 156 MY EX WIFE (4181) FIREHOLD
CHARLIE 61-2873 51 43 0 155 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IMNOTA GOD 33-4801 27 9 0 147 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (3757) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
CULUBRA 10-235 49 65 0 146 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 31 33 0 146 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
-JAICHIM 40-3355 26 9 0 146 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU
ZIN 3-4197 44 71 0 143 GAMES LIBRARY (3481) OSKSI
UNCLE FUNGUS 53-2778 24 24 1 143 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 40 39 0 142 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
GIGANTA 62-3197 34 42 2 142 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145) VALAMANTIS
ELEKTRA 4-3652 27 11 0 142 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
SQUEEZE A WALNUT 53-5164 32 49 1 141 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
-RYANATOR 33-3462 31 23 0 140 OBSIDIAN HALL (1640) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 32 29 1 139 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 41 29 3 138 GENOCIDE (4423) TRICORUS
ACK VERT 18-7429 29 19 1 138 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
SPA MAN 53-2886 23 23 1 137 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 33 33 1 136 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
GRAY WIND 6-5201 19 19 1 135 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
HOFFA 49-3185 57 79 0 134 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
SEITAN 17-4403 32 35 1 133 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR
HEARSAY 75-2721 24 13 3 133 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
BLISS 74-2940 23 12 0 132 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
EASTWOOD 7-4788 32 23 1 131 GUNFIGHTERS (4595) BONSUR
-KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823 16 25 0 131 SMALL SOLDIERS (4543) DWES EG
COCAINE 78-2311 22 39 0 130 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
SSSS 82-14051 9 26 0 128 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (4619) DWES EG
SUPERVENTILATOR 6-1605 46 56 2 126 MORBID FASCINATION (973) TRANSEL
LEMON DROP 33-6685 27 26 0 125 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE COMMUNITY GUY 53-2043 28 35 3 123 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 34 20 0 122 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-LAWN DART GOALIE 17-6214 24 14 0 121 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 25 20 0 120 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
-STINKALOGICAL 21-5409 22 12 1 118 BOOK OF STINK (4774) SUNSET
-STEWART 50-3127 26 10 0 117 IRON CURTAIN (4351) SNOWBOUND
-SMALL SOLDIER 40-3282 25 17 0 116 CHRIS'S TOYS (4239) ZENSU
COL SALOMON 17-5290 23 19 1 116 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
THE SCREAMING FANS 82-6495 9 4 1 116 WHY I PLAY DM (4616) DWES EG
SACRED REICH 38-3669 33 23 2 115 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
JOHN 29-4177 42 55 0 114 MEN (4412) LAPUR
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 50 49 4 111 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 23 24 3 111 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-CERASTES 39-3181 22 15 1 110 OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233) XOCHITHLAN
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 37 23 0 102 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
SULACCO 4-5128 23 14 2 102 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 23 26 0 101 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
LAME AIM 22-5656 18 9 1 101 GLADIATION FOLLY (4345) SOLVEN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE CURE 38-4085 23 11 1 100 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
MIKE BELIEVE 12-5552 23 21 0 100 POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515) RIZTAB
-THANATAR 21-749 21 22 3 100 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
SEVEN MARY THREE 38-3580 17 9 2 100 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
-DARK GERBIL 82-6762 14 7 2 100 CROSS BREED (4784) DWES EG
SLAP HAPPY 60-6031 22 31 0 99 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953 22 16 0 97 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG
KA D'ARGO 10-4270 22 11 1 96 FARSCAPE (4155) KOLACT
FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661 22 4 0 96 MAIN COURSE (4440) DWES EG
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 19 50 0 96 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 14 4 0 96 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
VIAGORILLA 18-7225 20 18 2 94 ANIMAL PHARM (4526) TALCAMA
VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223 17 10 0 93 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 30 13 1 92 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-GUESS MY STYLE 40-3407 26 12 0 91 SUPERIOR FORCES (2429) ZENSU
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CLINTON 22-2516 26 16 1 90 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
WOUNDHEALER 65-4496 7 4 0 90 BOOK OF SWORDS (4305) DAL SHANG
ED 209 5-3955 22 26 4 89 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
BUBBA 7-4833 20 42 0 89 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 30 40 0 88 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-LEVITICUS 43-2328 26 19 2 88 THE OLD TESTAMENT (3602) VEASTIAN
IN THE PIG! 96-864 18 12 5 88 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
NIPPLES RUSSELL 53-5681 31 27 1 87 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
GORDIAN 63-2104 20 8 0 86 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
PIPE LAYER 63-2406 20 8 0 83 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
BLONDIE 36-5723 18 16 0 82 BABES (3876) JHANS
ROGERS 59-1609 16 12 0 81 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
CARNAL 21-5388 23 15 0 79 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
WETBOX 60-5229 17 13 1 78 BOXES (4147) ARADI
PERFECT LOVER 70-7341 9 5 0 78 KANSAS (4612) SENTERN
-TORRI 82-22851 14 10 0 77 LADIES (4778) DWES EG
SLIM SHADY 24-4370 17 14 0 76 THE MC5 (4699) ZORPUNT
ROLLERCOASTER 65-5946 10 2 1 75 SUPERIOR FORCES IJ (4610) DAL SHANG
DRY KEG 33-6679 21 32 0 74 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
NUNZIO 51-4799 16 6 1 71 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
-BLACK WIDOW 62-3807 21 11 0 70 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (4816) VALAMANTIS
-OLD MAJOR 33-3149 18 15 1 70 PIG BATTALION (4717) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
MAGENTA 3-5711 39 59 0 69 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
KING BEAR 35-3629 21 6 1 69 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
-PLA Y. TEX 60-5662 22 23 1 68 BLOOD RELATED (4344) ARADI
-GHOULSHINE 71-3893 17 9 0 68 MONSTER RANCHER (4817) KYR'TERR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-O PAUL 78-2403 15 6 1 68 ROCK-ETTS II (4814) LIN TIRIAN
VIGO 18-6086 15 4 0 68 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 14 11 1 68 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
OCTAPUSSY 12-5720 18 13 1 66 ARENA FELINES II (4494) RIZTAB
-THE SCROD GODDESS 60-4825 21 12 0 65 SUPERIOR FORCES II (3049) ARADI
-TWO GLASS EYES 17-6272 18 15 0 65 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
-WOF-A-MIT 22-5639 24 19 0 64 ROCK ETTS (2971) SOLVEN
ENDYMION 6-4163 22 25 1 64 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
BIGGLES 60-6032 20 33 0 63 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
-ULTRA ENDEAVOR 74-3187 18 9 0 63 FAULTY PREMISES (4820) DAIYLA KIV
-<RETARDED RV> 7-5279 19 4 0 62 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (4670 BONSUR
-SLEETBOMB 62-3234 17 11 0 62 MONSTER RANCHER (4288) VALAMANTIS
-INBRED FRED 17-6253 21 13 0 61 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
-A-10 33-2563 18 23 1 61 PIG BATTALION (4717) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-ROWARDENN 16-4105 17 10 0 61 SAILS OF CHARON (4834) WILLAF
THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104 26 17 0 60 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
E. VICTOR 9-4864 15 14 0 60 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
THE 13TH WARRIOR 82-6346 3 1 0 60 STOOPID MOVIES (4759) DWES EG
MARK 5-4088 36 60 2 59 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
ALLOCUTION 75-2796 20 9 0 59 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
-CLAW 21-5337 19 7 1 59 MEOW MIX (4519) SUNSET
FRANK 3-5707 37 62 1 58 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
-PIVORUS 62-3235 17 8 0 58 MONSTER RANCHER (4288) VALAMANTIS
F. TIM 78-2315 26 31 1 57 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
COBRA 29-4355 16 11 1 57 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
FLOYD 99-1041 10 5 4 57 NIGHTMARES (4725) SOUTH RIDGE
BIG BROTHER 3-5568 44 67 0 55 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
NEPHRON 30-4147 23 26 1 55 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
-SANTO STINKO 21-5400 23 12 0 55 BOOK OF STINK (4774) SUNSET
-DROGOI 51-5156 17 4 0 55 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
-ARMSTRONG 59-1291 23 15 1 54 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 19 13 0 54 GET SMART (4066) POINT
-LLLENGEANCE 60-5864 15 7 2 54 LUROCIANS VI (4279) ARADI
SIRTON 82-9190 7 1 0 54 I AM SUCK (4760) DWES EG
CATHERWOOD 48-2225 17 16 1 53 FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803) CAER
NORAF 82-3856 7 6 0 53 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 22 7 0 51 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-MALLIA 21-748 21 25 1 51 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
-PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 14 6 3 51 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
JONES 14-1283 19 108 4 45 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
BOISE 18-6687 18 4 1 45 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA
EAGLE'S NEST 38-4271 16 8 1 45 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
MOONSTONE 78-2405 17 6 0 41 ROCK-ETTS II (4814) LIN TIRIAN
-RAY 62-3611 14 5 0 41 THE BOLT (4779) VALAMANTIS
-EINSTEIN 35-279 15 17 1 39 FERROUS MEN (723) MURSKA
ASHANTI 6-5352 18 23 4 35 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
-BUYING A ROUND 97-1155 8 2 3 29 SMILES (4828) SHADOW GROVE
-MANALGER 96-986 6 5 4 29 DUELMASTERS NICKNAME (4824 OLD VALAMANTIS
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 15 8 0 28 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
POTOMACC 21-5489 15 11 0 28 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
-PNIGO 97-1060 6 4 3 25 PHOBIA (4826) SHADOW GROVE
-TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454 0 2 0 24 THE GUYS (4180) FIREHOLD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
SPA MAN 53-2886 23 23 1 ON THE PILL 4829 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 456
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Marco -- (admiring whistle) I never could lay a blade on you. You're really good. --
Khirza
Krarsht -- Good name! Tough-sounding. Now you just need to work on your combat
skills.... -- Glory
Sulacco -- Ah, I bet NOW you'll bring gas prices down under a dollar! -- Zin
Dali Parton -- Great wig. -- Small Cat
Road to Dakar -- But what if I don't want to go to Dakar? -- Similde
P.S. It sounds like someplace down south, maybe on the Ratani Coast. Not my kind of
country.
Velvet Vixen -- Ah...I suppose it was a disinclination to get your velvet bloody?
Hard to clean, velvet. Or maybe it was my twenty-one Con. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
Damn Dog -- You can say that again! But what a great wrestle that was. -- Charlie
P.S. Next time, though, don't bite things that stick out, okay? Just because DOGS
don't stick out there doesn't mean I want 'em bitten.
Culubra -- Good fight. Too bad you don't teach well. -- C. Canary
Hoffa -- All that fight experience you have and you only give one skill. Thanks for
the easy win. -- Taxes
Sudsy Deodorant -- Ouch. I couldn't parry a cream pie if my life depended on it.
See you around. -- Clinton
10 January 2004
ZalCon2 Updates (1/9/04)
The contest will be starting on the turn due February 23rd, 2004 and run for 20
turns.
Only one team will be allowed for each manager in the contest, regardless of
whether additional teams are announced as contest entries. No exceptions for any
reason.
The Style Master points should read that there is +1 point for beating a member
of your own style even if the warrior is not registered for the contest.
Rolling points for consecutive turns as Style Master means that your warrior
gets the extra point every turn after the first 3 that he continues to hold the
title.
The points for Quality Wins should be clarified to read the winning warrior is
ranked below by the number of recognition points needed for each bonus point at the
start of the fight. For example, Warrior A (3-2-0, 17) beats Warrior B (4-1-0, 35)
and receives 2 bonus points under Quality Win for the 18 point difference in the
ranking.
I believe that is all the clarifications for the moment, please feel free to
email, diplo, call or write me with any other questions or concerns about the
contest.
Robert Occhipinti aka Zalgor Prigg
10 January 2004
* * * Third Annual Turf War * * *
Come one and all to DM 47 (North Fork) for the Third Annual Turf War! Rules of
the contest will be posted in Turn #208's newsletter (due date Feb. 23). The contest
will begin on Turn #209 (due date March 22).
So, get a team there and register! To register, you must send me a donation of
one (1) rollup CERTIFICATE. Then, declare your alliance and team in the North Fork
personals. You may also declare a warrior as champion, and that warrior will earn
(or lose!) double points in the contest!
Roll-up certs will be *ALL* awarded as prizes, in addition to:
*** Highest Scoring Alliance -- Gets to Rename DM 47 for 6 months!
*** Most returns from DA (Alliance) -- Rename DA monsters for 6 months!
*** Most listings as "Style Masters" (Alliance) -- Pick arena to host the April "05
Grand Tournament!
*** Warrior with the most awards -- Arenamaster named after him for 6 months!
*** Alliance with the most awards -- Pick the slow arena for TW 4!
*** Team with most "Style Master" listings -- Discover favorites of one warrior on
team!
*** Warrior with most "Style Master" listings -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns!
(I'll transfer $7.50 to the manager's account)
*** Alliance with the most kills -- Rename the stand-ins for 6 months!
*** Highest scoring Warrior -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns. (I'll transfer
$7.50 to their manager's account.)
The contest will run for 10 turns, with the winners announced on turn #220. See
the Turn #208 North Fork newsletter for complete rules and scoring system! Direct
"declarations" to: A.D. in the personals, and prize pot entry donations to:
Jason Mazuch HSP H-2
P.O. Box 339 #924385
Sparta, GA 31087-0339
By snail mail or diplo through RSI.
Bloody Sands!
Asmo Dius, TCB
16 January 2004
CHAOTIC WINDS
Once, long ago, the four Winds of Time descended upon Alastari like a TEMPEST of
epic proportions, they slew everything within their all-encompassing reach. They
left nothing. In their wake lay smoldering ruins.
In their haste they sped towards the center of this great land like a colossal
giant would step across an ocean. The four storms picked up momentum on their way
towards each other. A collision was eminent.
The first storm wind, the oldest and wisest of the four was named APEXALUS. The
second, FLAGGSTAFF, was the quickest and loudest entity ever created. The third Wind
of Time was MATRIATIN, neither old or young, quick or slow, but fierce and feisty all
the same. The forth wind, ASSAMITHIUS, the youngest yet most creative in its means
of destruction.
When finally they merged at the center of ALASTARI, an incredible destructive
explosion occurred. And when the smoke and debris cleared they were one. CHAOS was
born.
And Chaos spread across the diminished lands reeking havoc and doom with its
passing, and destroying allover again that which already lay in ruin.
F E A R C H A O S I N C.
M A T R I X
28 January 2004
All -- I send out this invitation to all teams and managers. A new Alliance has been
formed. The Living Essences Alliance is being formed to join forces in an effort to
eliminate common foes and to help the joined warriors grow and learn to the best of
their abilities by offering suggestions and advice. It doesn't matter what arena
you're in, or if you're in another alliance already, as of today. This Alliance is
open to one and all! If you are interested in joining, please DIPLO me, or send a
personal ad to DM 93's newsletter. If you wish to join beyond March 2004, send a PA
to DM 82. Come join the fun! -- Dagan LifeGiver, mgr. Shadow Warriors (DM 93)
28 January 2004
This notice is to formally introduce our young alliance, CHAOS INC. We consist of
APEX, FLAGG, MATRIX, ASSAMITE, and now RUDE BUDDHA. If we aren't already there, we
WILL be coming to an arena near you soon! Hope to see you all at the ZALCON II.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
STONE KILLER was bested by SERVLET SALLY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
SORROW won victory over FRERE MAIN ROUJ in a action packed 1 minute Challenge battle.
AFGHAN REBEL was demolished by MARCO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
THE EXPLOITER bested JACOB in a popular 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
MARCINKO was devastated by LINDA LOVELACE in a 4 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
NEVERMORE was narrowly defeated by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
AXIS OF EVIL was handily defeated by SPOTTED PONY in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
TAXES vanquished ZIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
LARCENY won victory over YELLOWJACKET in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY was overpowered by PEEG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CULUBRA was overpowered by PEGASUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
HEARSAY was handily defeated by BLOODSTONE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
VAL BEMERIKI was devastated by WIMPY WIND in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
EASTWOOD was overpowered by COOKIE SNORT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CLINTON was devastated by THE SCREAMING FANS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SULACCO overpowered COBRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MIKE BELIEVE defeated GORDIAN in a exciting 2 minute Challenge bout.
POTOMACC was beaten by JONES in a exciting 1 minute gory Challenge bout.
ALLOCUTION was handily defeated by DUCK RUBBER in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
SOUND ADVICE was overpowered by LEITZITH in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight.
STILLWATER was handily defeated by THE REAPER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ASEROTH was overpowered by VELVET VIXEN in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
VORTEX lost to TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a popular 1 minute match.
ANKLEBITER was vanquished by ONE NIGHT STAND in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BELIAL beat MAGMA in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
LANCELOT handily defeated THE BIG 'E' in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK savagely defeated THE BISMARCK in a popular 4 minute gruesome fight.
SIDAHS was overcome by TICKLE ME HOFFA in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
D. FILER defeated EARTHQUAKE in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
AFROSLEAZIAC overpowered EVERSTORM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
JUST A JOB TO DO was viciously subdued by A DIFFERENT GRAPE in a 25 minute fight.
FOXY LADY demolished RONALD REAGAN in a action packed 5 minute one-sided struggle.
KATE BUSH subdued HATSHEPSUT in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal match.
IN YOU AGAIN was vanquished by TSUNAMI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
PAPAYA BALROG was overcome by BURST in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
AFRICAN GREY lost to SIR CUITOUS in a popular 1 minute match.
BAWDY BUZZ BUD demolished HOT HAZEL in a 2 minute uneven duel.
GLORY was devastated by CHOKING CHICKEN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
ARCOS was overcome by ROAD TO DAKAR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
SMALL CAT was beaten by DOMINO in a action packed 5 minute competition.
UNBRIDLED overcame THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a exciting 2 minute match.
SNIPE HUNTER defeated COMFORTABLY NUMB in a popular 2 minute battle.
DEBBIE DOES DM lost to D'WEASEL ZAPPA in a popular 1 minute bout.
THE HAPPY HOOKER handily defeated BLACK HOLE SCRAG in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SIR VIVOR was outwaited by COUCH POTATO in a exciting 21 minute bloody match.
LADY LUCK beat MEADOW VOLE in a exciting 4 minute battle.
DALI PARTON was defeated by GLACIER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
GUAVA NICE DAY was overcome by KHIRZA in a 2 minute match.
GORDON devastated SIMILDE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
BEAUTIFUL THING overpowered MAGELLAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ROLEX WATCH devastated CARPET BURN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD overpowered MR. PALLYBUDDY in a popular 2 minute mismatched duel.
SONORA MOUNTAIN was bested by THE BEAST in a 1 minute conflict.
MAELSTROM devastated WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRORIARITY defeated MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a exciting 1 minute duel.
JACKASS overcame VICTORY in a 2 minute battle.
STONEWALL handily defeated CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
JOHN HOLMES was overpowered by DROOLING GOOBER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
POPE unbelievably bested LOUANNSALLY in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
SUPERVENTILATOR was overpowered by PARADISE PARROT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ALVIN YORK beat LEMON DROP in a exciting 1 minute battle.
COM DOT vanquished PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PISTOL devastated UNCLE FUNGUS in a 1 minute uneven match.
WOBBLENUT bested BLISS in a exciting 1 minute bout.
SPA MAN was murdered by BIG STRONG MAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
AUDIE MURPHY overpowered H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MIGHTY MITE vanquished IMAGE ENHANCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JIMBY demolished FURTIVE RETURNS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven match.
LAME AIM was overpowered by SSSS in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
MATA HARI savagely defeated ELEKTRA in a action packed 4 minute brutal conflict.
2 + 2 = 4 was vanquished by COL SALOMON in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
SEITAN was handily defeated by CHARLIE in a 2 minute uneven match.
SUDSY DEODORANT was handily defeated by JIM PENGOUIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SACRED REICH was viciously subdued by SQUEEZE A WALNUT in a 4 minute match.
GRAY WIND demolished PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RUG BURN was defeated by ZOMBIE STOMP in a action packed 4 minute match.
HOFFA outlasted SLAP HAPPY in a popular 8 minute brutal contest.
THE COMMUNITY GUY was beaten by COCAINE in a action packed 6 minute duel.
IMNOTA GOD luckily beat SEVEN MARY THREE in a action packed 3 minute duel.
RIFF-RAFF was overpowered by S. MARY ROSE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ROMUALD B TUNE was handily defeated by CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
JOHN was overpowered by GIGANTA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK was defeated by ACK VERT in a 2 minute bout.
VIAGORILLA was beaten by THE CURE in a exciting 4 minute gruesome bout.
VICTOR CALDERONE savagely defeated BIG BROTHER in a exciting 2 minute contest.
GLITTER MARKS unbelievably bested ENDYMION in a popular 2 minute melee.
ED 209 lost to VIOLENT VOLE in a 2 minute struggle.
SWINGDADDY-O overpowered THERMODYNAMICS in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
PERFECT LOVER devastated F. TIM in a 1 minute uneven battle.
SLIM SHADY overpowered NEPHRON in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven brawl.
MAGENTA was viciously subdued by DOAMER in a exciting 4 minute gruesome match.
NARCISSISTIC NUN luckily beat THE 13TH WARRIOR in a action packed 4 minute duel.
MARK was defeated by VIGO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
ASHANTI was demolished by SIRTON in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
BUBBA overpowered FRANK in a 2 minute uneven contest.
CARNAL handily defeated CATHERWOOD in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
ROLLERCOASTER overpowered EAGLE'S NEST in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
WOUNDHEALER handily defeated THE LIMELIGHT in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
PIPE LAYER beat LIL NOIR in a 1 minute duel.
MOONSTONE was defeated by FLOYD in a 2 minute uneven fight.
E. VICTOR was demolished by ROGERS in a 1 minute uneven contest.
FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY devastated PIPE BOMB in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
NORAF vanquished SNAPPY GEORGE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BOISE was overpowered by DRY KEG in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FRIED CHICKEN beat NIPPLES RUSSELL in a action packed 1 minute fight.
BIGGLES was bested by NUNZIO in a 2 minute fray.
WETBOX was bested by IN THE PIG! in a exciting 3 minute bloody fight.
HERPES THE LUVBUG was bested by BLONDIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
KING BEAR beat PUDDING PARADE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
KA D'ARGO devastated OCTAPUSSY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 71 PARRY-STRIKE 28 - 20 - 0 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 28 SLASHING ATTACK 158 - 142 - 2 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 27 LUNGING ATTACK 333 - 302 - 8 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 22 STRIKING ATTACK 102 - 99 - 2 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 20 AIMED BLOW 83 - 85 - 3 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 16 TOTAL PARRY 103 - 106 - 0 49 |
|AIMED BLOW 16 WALL OF STEEL 129 - 145 - 2 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 BASHING ATTACK 35 - 43 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 PARRY-LUNGE 63 - 81 - 3 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 22 - 31 - 0 42 |
Turn 456 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 6 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 11 5 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 11 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 13 - 9 AIMED BLOW 5 - 11 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 36 - 35 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 6 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 14 - 14
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MARCO 51-5008 39 15 2 354 BOY O'S (4027)
AIMED BLOW BELIAL 7-3838 99 69 2 333 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
STRIKING ATTACK SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 32 17 0 254 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402)
PARRY-STRIKE KATE BUSH 18-1413 67 51 0 244 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
TOTAL PARRY COUCH POTATO 3-2985 64 42 1 233 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)
PARRY-LUNGE LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 42 18 1 225 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)
SLASHING ATTACK UNBRIDLED 15-3923 42 27 1 216 TRIPLE CROWN (3914)
BASHING ATTACK GLACIER 75-2046 64 41 3 214 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
WALL OF STEEL SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 42 26 0 210 SIR AGLIO (2079)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505 49 30 0 203 SPECIAL ED (2722)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was SLAP HAPPY 60-6031. The ten other most popular fighters were ELEKTRA
4-3652, THE 13TH WARRIOR 82-6346, WETBOX 60-5229, FOXY LADY 18-2695, VIAGORILLA
18-7225, DOAMER 18-2265, SIDAHS 77-176, HATSHEPSUT 51-4157, THE COMMUNITY GUY
53-2043, and DALI PARTON 18-3274.
The least popular fighter this week was JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575. The other ten
least popular fighters were SIR VIVOR 10-4065, SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015, PIPE BOMB
82-8012, E. VICTOR 9-4864, FRANK 3-5707, ASHANTI 6-5352, F. TIM 78-2315, RIFF-RAFF
3-5710, SPA MAN 53-2886, and UNCLE FUNGUS 53-2778.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 2 0 LYRATILAN(25) 3 1 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 5 0
OSKSI(3) 4 6 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 1 0
JHELUM(4) 3 1 0 POINT(27) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 4 0
KALTOS(5) 1 2 0 MORYA(28) 1 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 3 0 LAPUR(29) 0 3 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 3 0
BONSUR(7) 3 1 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 1 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 2 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 4 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 2 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 2 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 4 2 0
KOLACT(10) 2 3 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 1 0 0 SENTERN(70) 1 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 3 0 MURSKA(35) 1 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 1 0
DULLENS(13) 0 2 0 JHANS(36) 2 0 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 0 1 0
TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 2 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 5 6 0
MALCORN(15) 2 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 5 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 1 0
WILLAF(16) 2 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 2 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 2 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 5 0 DWES EG(82) 12 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 14 13 1 VEASTIAN(43) 2 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 3 3 0 CAER(48) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 2 6 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
TI(23) 2 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 3 3 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SORROW 1-2863 37 24 2 234 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 64 42 1 233 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 35 39 2 202 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
POPE 5-4090 45 51 2 203 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
PEGASUS 6-4161 23 23 1 168 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 99 69 2 333 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 45 24 0 198 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
D. FILER 9-4721 39 9 1 285 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 42 26 0 210 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856 31 26 1 204 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
SMALL CAT 13-4200 44 69 1 173 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
JONES 14-1283 19 108 4 45 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
UNBRIDLED 15-3923 42 27 1 216 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
LEITZITH 16-4444 26 23 0 218 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
SEITAN 17-4403 32 35 1 133 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR
AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941 50 37 7 265 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
STONE KILLER 21-5245 29 8 1 199 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
THE EXPLOITER 22-1226 51 34 1 242 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 45 35 0 214 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
SLIM SHADY 24-4370 17 14 0 76 THE MC5 (4699) ZORPUNT
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 48 28 1 269 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 19 13 0 54 GET SMART (4066) POINT
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 24 24 1 167 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
JOHN 29-4177 42 55 0 114 MEN (4412) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 23 26 1 55 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 37 34 1 164 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
IMNOTA GOD 33-4801 27 9 0 147 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (3757) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 40 39 0 142 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 44 46 2 179 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
GORDON 36-4536 47 18 1 216 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 80 52 0 199 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
SOUND ADVICE 38-3251 59 48 4 190 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
MATA HARI 41-3812 32 20 0 159 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
JIMBY 42-3777 41 36 1 177 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 42 18 1 225 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN
CATHERWOOD 48-2225 17 16 1 53 FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803) CAER
HOFFA 49-3185 57 79 0 134 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
MARCO 51-5008 39 15 2 354 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
MR. PALLYBUDDY 53-5163 40 40 1 166 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAGELLAN 59-126 29 28 0 183 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
SLAP HAPPY 60-6031 22 31 0 99 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
CHARLIE 61-2873 51 43 0 155 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 33 26 0 180 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
GORDIAN 63-2104 20 8 0 86 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
COM DOT 65-6217 41 26 0 187 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
THE REAPER 69-8774 62 33 0 287 BLOOD MOON (3649) CIMMERIAC
PERFECT LOVER 70-7341 9 5 0 78 KANSAS (4612) SENTERN
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 31 33 0 146 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
BLISS 74-2940 23 12 0 132 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
TSUNAMI 75-2214 26 5 2 215 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 32 29 1 139 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 32 17 0 254 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402) DWES EG
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 24 9 5 182 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 20 16 5 195 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
FLOYD 99-1041 10 5 4 57 NIGHTMARES (4725) SOUTH RIDGE