ADVANCED DUELMASTERS

Date   : 02/17/2004    Duedate: 03/01/2004

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-457

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-VIEW ASKEW 11/4832      2    1  0 66.7      CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY 17/4596           
  2 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796   18   10  1 64.3      SACRILEGIOUS MEAT 15/4838             
    FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709             19 FRUIT PUPPET 37/2520  261  221  1 54.1
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430                 
  3-LADIES 82/4778          7    4  0 63.6   20 CAMERON CRAZI 9/3908  205  175  0 53.9
  4-PHOBIA 97/4826        157   91  1 63.3      FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622             
  5 POWERPUFF GI 12/4515    5    3  0 62.5      ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
  6 BABES 36/3876        2468 1573 44 61.1      CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                      21 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680   25   22  1 53.2
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734              
    THE BEARS 35/2674                        22-SMILES 97/4828        870  776  9 52.9
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           SAILS OF CHARON 16/4834               
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                     23 VERMIN!! 82/4315      895  808 10 52.6
  7 FOOD FIGHT 33/3860     75   48  0 61.0      SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
  8 FARSCAPE 10/4155       23   15  0 60.5      TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    GUARDIANS 43/4082                           TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
  9-OBSIDIAN HAL 33/1640   12    8  1 60.0   24-LOBOTOMATION 12/4403  252  228  1 52.5
    THE HOLY LEGION 10/1422                     MORBID FASCINATION 6/973              
 10 WENSINWASIN 15/4772     3    2  0 60.0      HELPLESS ANIMALS 16/54                
 11 KA-POW! 15/3970      1118  768 13 59.3      ANIMAL PHARM 18/4526                  
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                  25 SPECIAL ED 17/4525    195  179  0 52.1
 12-NIGHTMARES 99/4725    295  206  6 58.9      SPECIAL ED 23/2722                    
    EAGLES CLAW 38/1613                         KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471               
    PANSY DIVISION 51/3406                      DUELMASTERS NICKNAME 96/4824          
    SCRAGITARIOUS 21/3327                    26-BOXES 60/4147        1457 1362 18 51.7
    CLUB CULTURE 60/4637                        2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647         
 13 KANSAS 70/4612       1484 1093 14 57.6      THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305                      DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    STOOPID MOVIES 82/4759                      THE LAST STRAW V 71/4420              
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   NO MORE TEARS 82/4773                 
 14-MEOW MIX 21/4519      178  131  3 57.6      ODD SQUAD 69/4769                     
 15-OVERRATED 96/4825      43   32  1 57.3   27 ARENA FELINE 12/4494  127  119  0 51.6
 16 SURPRISE! 63/4736     898  695 13 56.4   28 ROCK-ETTS II 78/4814  188  178  2 51.4
    FOREIGN FOODS 82/4169                    29 CARTOUCHE 51/3495     304  289  8 51.3
    GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345                    FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331               
    MAIN COURSE 82/4440                         ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583             
    RUSTY NAILS 82/4363                         EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452            
    I TRAINED THEM 30/3047                   30 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  568  559  6 50.4
    PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987                     SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/3757            
    NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822                   SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q 82/4402            
    LOST SOULS II 4/2818                        SUPERIOR FORCES 6D 82/4619            
    WORKING MEN 63/4752                         SUPERIOR FORCES IJ 65/4610            
    MY THIRD PARENT 82/4654                     SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 62/4816                    SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145            
    OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808                    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    LOST SOULS II 9/2309                        SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 71/4414            
    CARE PACKAGE 56/4442                        SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    GET SMART 27/4066                        31 BOOGIE NIGHT 43/2800  696  690  6 50.2
 17 I AM SUCK 82/4760     302  241  5 55.6      WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433            
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                           DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608              
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD 49/1310             
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                    32 ENIGMA 62/4768        129  128  1 50.2
    ITS JUST WRONG 82/4821                      82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
 18 BOOK OF STIN 21/4774  109   92  2 54.2      ALCHEMY 18/4818                       

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500                       GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                 
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                        45 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    503  748  5 40.2
    ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                        LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                
 33 LUST MUPPETS 32/4248   93   93  1 50.0      ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 70/3555          
    MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/4246                 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
    WHY I PLAY DM 82/4616                       OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/4831                    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    ORGAN ON THE SANDS 96/4823                  MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
    WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/4833                WILD KINGDOM 35/4193                  
    ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/4827                  REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
 34 THE BLACK COM 1/4837   79   87  0 47.6   46 KREWE OF DRUI 6/4679   26   40  1 39.4
    FIRESIGN THEATRE 48/2803                 47 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   10   18  1 35.7
 35 LEGALESE 75/4658      137  156  3 46.8   48 MEN 29/4412           577 1056 11 35.3
    GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595                          JOHNS 5/3510                          
    THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                      TALES 43/2584                         
 36 ON THE PILL 53/4829   266  305  6 46.6      HABIT 78/4547                         
    COLOR ME SUAVE 42/4426                      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     STORIES 49/2835                       
 37 GENOCIDE 51/4423       29   34  1 46.0      WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    THE WARRIORS 10/438                         MIKES 14/3982                         
 38 GIFTED 69/3978        748  894  8 45.6      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    BLOOD MOON 69/3649                       49 THE EXPLORER 59/2235   18   35  0 34.0
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        PIG BATTALION 33/4717                 
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   50 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507    19   37  0 33.9
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683                 
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     51 MAD SCIENTIST 18/392  723 1431  3 33.6
 39 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  683  828  8 45.2      THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4476             
 40 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  119  147  0 44.7      THE BLACK ELITE 82/3857               
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       BLACK ODYSSEY 42/3142                 
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       CARE LESS BEARS 1/1077                
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                    52-THE MC5 24/4699         3    6  0 33.3
 41 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      244  317  1 43.5   53 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   50  108  0 31.6
 42 BIRDS 41/4735         143  187  1 43.3   54 SAND DANCERS 75/2258  418  908  4 31.5
    THE OFFENDERS 17/1987                       FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069                 
    RESCUE 77/3887                              DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
    ERRATA 25/3564                              GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481                  
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                       HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
    EL EQUIDO 13/3225                           CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697                
 43-SONS OF SATAN 21/69    46   61  0 43.0   55 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698    4    9  0 30.8
    CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706                   56 TRANSGRESSOR 21/4835    2    8  0 20.0
 44 BLADE ZEN 74/4492      42   56  0 42.9      FAULTY PREMISES 74/4820               
    FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                     57 FERROUS MEN 35/723      0    4  0  0.0
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                   58-AMERICAN APPR 3/4822    1    0  0  100

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Citizens of the Isle, good afternoon!

     The Commission's records have reached me somewhat late in the day so I will try
to keep this short.  First of all, congratulations to Leitzith who successfully
employed the only TV challenge to be seen this cycle.  (Aren't there any other
tournament victors out there in our sizeable pool of gladiators?)  Not that we didn't
all like Marco, but since he didn't favor us with a column to explain the secrets of
his success we are hoping for much more from Leitzith.  LEITZITH (16-4444) (26-23-
0,218) of ALL-TIME GREATS TV challenged MARCO (51-5008) (39-15-2,354) of BOY O'S.
LEITZITH slimly won victory over MARCO in a 4 minute Challenge lunger-vs. lunger
Title fight.  Four minutes for two lungers!  What took them so long!  Leitzith, I
hope to see a column from you next cycle explaining what happened.  And...hmm...I see
that the warrior just below you in the rankings (actually with MORE recognition
points) is that formidable aimed blow practitioner, Belial.  Will you fight him?  I
urge you to use that TV challenge to bring about such an interesting title fight!
   Sir Aglio (ranked 23rd in this cycle's team list) was avoided by Lost Souls II
(16th).  Congratulations to Lost Souls II for doing what the could to improve their
odds.
     Naturally, Ho-Chan the Axe remains our most beloved gladiator.   HO-CHAN THE AXE
(75-670) (104-143-2,207) of SAND DANCERS fought COM DOT (65-6217) (41-26-0,187) of
TOO GOOD FOR ME. HO-CHAN THE AXE was viciously subdued by COM DOT in a crowd pleasing
3 minute match.  Yes, he occasionally loses but with such style!  And I commend him
for the red silk hotora he was brave enough to wear.  I would not be caught out in
public in red pants, but then I'm a Delarquan.
     It was Servlet Sally who received our "scum sympathy" vote this cycle, though
I'm not sure she was actually scummed.   SERVLET SALLY (82-5895) (32-17-0,254) of
SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q fought JUST A JOB TO DO (18-6575) (65-53-1,194) of CENTER FOR 
OLDS.  SERVLET SALLY savagely defeated JUST A JOB TO DO in an exciting 7 minute gory
match.  It didn't look to me like there was any scumming going on.  But the audience
doesn't seem to like such long fights.
     So far, the crowd here in Talahya has not been impressed with Mark.  MURGEN (1-
7283) (16-17-1,66) of THE BLACK COMPANY fought MARK (5-4088) (36-60-2,59) of JOHNS.
MURGEN vanquished MARK in a 1 minute one-sided melee.  Mark, sometimes gladiating is
more a labor of love than glory, eh?
     Regrettably, we had a death this cycle.  MOONSTONE (78-2405) (17-6-0,41) of
ROCK-ETTS II fought E. VICTOR (9-4864) (15-14-0,60) of LETTER BOMBS.  MOONSTONE was
slaughtered by E. VICTOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.  This goes to
show that the crowd's taste cannot be trusted.  Moonstone, please accept this wreath
of white silk lilies and a small pot of living, fragrant lilies-of-the-valley as an
expression of sympathy from myself and the rest of the Gladiatorial Commission.  I 
wish you better fortunes from now on.
     Catherwood, take heart!   CATHERWOOD (48-2225) (17-16-1,53) of FIRESIGN THEATRE
fought BLACK ARCHER (12-3712) (0-0-0,0) of THE BLACK PHALANX. CATHERWOOD was
viciously subdued by BLACK ARCHER in an action packed 2 minute duel.  It will get
better!  I don't know how you ended up matched with a zero-fight warrior, but in all
likelihood he died in a tourney and got resurrected at a great cost due to
exceptional potential, so you were fighting a godling-in-the-making.  And you did
hold out into the second minute.  That's not bad.
     Since time is short, I believe I will end my report here.  May you all fare well
and wisely in the coming fortnight.

                                                        Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEITZITH 16-4444            27  23  0  238  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BELIAL 7-3838              100  69  2  352  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
-RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651         67  49  3  326  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 D. FILER 9-4721             40   9  1  306  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 THE REAPER 69-8774          63  33  0  302  BLOOD MOON (3649)          CIMMERIAC
 SERVLET SALLY 82-5895       33  17  0  266  SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402)  DWES EG
 BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162   38  13  0  265  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 THE EXPLOITER 22-1226       52  34  1  258  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
-DUMBASS 49-1361             48  61  1  254  BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310)   VITHICAR
 FOXY LADY 18-2695           47  39  0  253  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ALVORANDO 82-3664           26   8  0  252  THE BLACK ELITE (3857)     DWES EG
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      43  18  1  237  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    43  46  0  234  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GORDON 36-4536              48  18  1  232  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 UNBRIDLED 15-3923           43  27  1  226  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     46  35  0  225  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082      46  24  0  221  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 GLACIER 75-2046             65  41  3  219  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 MAELSTROM 75-2202           48  26  1  219  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           38  37  1  219  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHIRZA 7-1862              110 131  3  218  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035       81  52  0  218  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       45  26  2  217  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 THE BEAST 3-5547            50  64  0  215  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 VORTEX 75-1870              67  68  0  214  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
-BEAUTIFUL THING 51-3874     43  39  1  213  PANSY DIVISION (3406)      TRICORUS
 JOHN HOLMES 69-7255         54  33  1  212  GIFTED (3978)              CIMMERIAC
 POPE 5-4090                 46  51  2  212  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            26  23  2  212  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  34  26  0  210  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636        48  31  4  209  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254      51  48  0  208  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        35  19  1  207  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           74  39  0  206  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 MAGMA 75-2049               63  46  0  206  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE BIG 'E' 9-4474          42  33  0  206  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
 PEEG 43-2613               128 124  3  204  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 JIMBY 42-3777               42  36  1  204  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 METEOR SHOWER 60-4563       33  18  0  204  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI
 ANKLEBITER 22-1163          47  43  3  203  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941        50  38  7  202  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 COM DOT 65-6217             42  26  0  202  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  49  31  0  200  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 CARE-LESS 56-3356           41  13  0  199  CARE PACKAGE (4442)        ROCANIS
 MARCO 51-5008               39  16  2  199  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        29   9  1  199  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829      69  64  6  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    65  54  1  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           63  51  0  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HATSHEPSUT 51-4157          53  69  1  198  CARTOUCHE (3495)           TRICORUS
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    48  29  1  198  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 SIR CUITOUS 10-4514         42  27  0  198  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         41  40  0  198  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 SENGIR VAMPIRE 15-2872      38  30  1  198  WENSINWASIN (4772)         MALCORN
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    49  54  0  197  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-PRORIARITY 21-4159          45  33  3  197  SCRAGITARIOUS (3327)       SUNSET
 SORROW 1-2863               37  25  2  196  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 TSUNAMI 75-2214             26   6  2  195  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           67  52  0  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 UNDERGROUND EDDIE 70-5974   67  48  0  194  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (3555 SENTERN
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     47  29  2  194  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         45  46  2  194  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
-NICK NITRO 60-4767          37  41  0  194  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     104 144  2  193  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         64  43  1  193  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-IN YOU AGAIN 12-4740        39  30  1  193  LOBOTOMATION (4403)        RIZTAB
 VELVET VIXEN 9-3275         33  35  0  193  LOST SOULS II (2309)       ZUKAL
 JACOB 10-233                55  67  2  192  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   40  53  0  192  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MARCINKO 97-961             20  17  5  192  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
-D'WEASEL ZAPPA 16-4457      24  21  0  191  HELPLESS ANIMALS (54)      WILLAF
-SOUND ADVICE 38-3251        59  48  4  190  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    36  25  4  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         41  39  3  189  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-RONALD REAGAN 22-831        29  15  1  189  CONSPIRACY INC. (706)      SOLVEN
 BLACK CYCLOPS 42-3344       37  53  2  187  BLACK ODYSSEY (3142)       RODEKI
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          25  24  1  187  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873     21  13  1  187  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG
 LARCENY 75-2720             29  15  0  186  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          42  85  3  185  CARE LESS BEARS (1077)     MORDANT
 PEACE 19-4280               26  25  2  185  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PISTOL 65-6205              46  35  1  184  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 GLORY 1-6847                41  38  0  184  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         47  91  1  183  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856      31  27  1  183  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 MAGELLAN 59-126             29  29  0  182  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
 COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855     24  10  5  182  FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 EARTHQUAKE 75-1663          83  57  2  181  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708         35  40  2  181  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
-BLACK HOLE SCRAG 43-3220    28  17  1  181  GUARDIANS (4082)           VEASTIAN
-KRARSHT 21-750              27  17  3  181  SONS OF SATAN (69)         SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      43  75 17  180  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127     35  32  1  180  DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608)    CIMMERIAC
 CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509  25   9  2  179  CARNAGE CANARIES (4734)    SUNSET
 LOUANNSALLY 18-4564         42  42  3  175  OUT OF THE HILLS (2808)    TALCAMA
 LUGH 4-3809                 34  22  3  175  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 MATA HARI 41-3812           33  20  0  175  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 TAXES 22-1661               26  20  1  175  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        33  20  1  174  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        26  26  0  173  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 CHARLIE 61-2873             51  44  0  171  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
 GIGANTA 62-3197             35  42  2  170  SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145)  VALAMANTIS
 EVERSTORM 69-641            45  43  2  169  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 MR. PALLYBUDDY 53-5163      40  41  1  169  ON THE PILL (4829)         KHALHUMS
 CULUBRA 10-235              50  65  0  164  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     32  33  0  164  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           26  22  0  164  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SMALL CAT 13-4200           44  70  1  163  CARDOW HUNTERS (3697)      DULLENS
 VICTORY 75-757              16  11  1  162  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 EASTWOOD 7-4788             33  23  1  161  GUNFIGHTERS (4595)         BONSUR
-DAMN DOG 17-6242            28  22  1  161  CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY (4596) ALJAFIR
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    22  17  0  161  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     24  24  3  160  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          37  35  1  159  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         30  19  1  159  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-STING 10-429                23  19  2  158  THE HOLY LEGION (1422)     KOLACT
 SIMILDE 51-4248             47  91  0  156  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 PEGASUS 6-4161              23  24  1  156  KREWE OF DRUID (4679)      TRANSEL
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      50  44  1  155  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        33  29  1  155  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        23  18  0  154  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          33  31  0  153  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   42  38  3  150  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 UNCLE FUNGUS 53-2778        25  24  1  150  ON THE PILL (4829)         KHALHUMS
 VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018        42  29  3  149  GENOCIDE (4423)            TRICORUS
 SQUEEZE A WALNUT 53-5164    33  49  1  149  ON THE PILL (4829)         KHALHUMS
 ALADAR 82-13483             22   7  0  149  RUSTY NAILS (4363)         DWES EG
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        41  39  0  148  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
-IMNOTA GOD 33-4801          27   9  0  147  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (3757)  NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 BLISS 74-2940               24  12  0  146  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       34  33  1  145  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 THE COMMUNITY GUY 53-2043   29  35  3  145  ON THE PILL (4829)         KHALHUMS
 HOFFA 49-3185               58  79  0  143  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 SPA MAN 53-2886             23  24  1  142  ON THE PILL (4829)         KHALHUMS
-RYANATOR 33-3462            31  23  0  140  OBSIDIAN HALL (1640)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ZIN 3-4197                  44  72  0  138  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI
-GRAY WIND 6-5201            19  19  1  135  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   35  20  0  133  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ELEKTRA 4-3652              27  12  0  133  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      38  23  0  131  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            51  49  4  130  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        30  11  0  130  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 ACK VERT 18-7429            29  20  1  129  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    26  20  0  129  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 THE SCREAMING FANS 82-6495  10   4  1  129  WHY I PLAY DM (4616)       DWES EG
-SSSS 82-14051                9  26  0  128  SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (4619)  DWES EG
-SUPERVENTILATOR 6-1605      46  56  2  126  MORBID FASCINATION (973)   TRANSEL
 COCAINE 78-2311             22  40  0  122  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          27  27  0  120  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 HEARSAY 75-2721             24  14  3  119  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 SEITAN 17-4403              32  36  1  118  KINDRED OF KAOS (2471)     ALJAFIR
-STINKALOGICAL 21-5409       22  12  1  118  BOOK OF STINK (4774)       SUNSET
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       25  23  3  116  MAD SCIENTISTS (392)       TALCAMA
-SACRED REICH 38-3669        33  23  2  115  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 LAME AIM 22-5656            19   9  1  111  GLADIATION FOLLY (4345)    SOLVEN
 KA D'ARGO 10-4270           23  11  1  110  FARSCAPE (4155)            KOLACT
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          23  31  0  110  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 KARMAKAZI 4-4255            27  18  0  109  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 JOHN 29-4177                42  56  0  108  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         23  20  1  108  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 SULACCO 4-5128              23  15  2  101  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE CURE 38-4085            23  11  1  100  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
-THANATAR 21-749             21  22  3  100  SONS OF SATAN (69)         SUNSET
 PIPE LAYER 63-2406          21   8  0  100  WORKING MEN (4752)         AMEN-TEI
-SEVEN MARY THREE 38-3580    17   9  2  100  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 NUNZIO 51-4799              17   6  1  100  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 WOUNDHEALER 65-4496          8   4  0  100  BOOK OF SWORDS (4305)      DAL SHANG
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        14   5  0   99  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         31  40  0   97  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953  22  16  0   97  2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG
 DRY KEG 33-6679             22  32  0   97  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      24  24  0   95  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        23  27  0   94  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-VIAGORILLA 18-7225          20  18  2   94  ANIMAL PHARM (4526)        TALCAMA
 E. VICTOR 9-4864            16  14  1   94  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
-VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223    17  10  0   93  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
-LENTIRIA 75-2754            23  21  1   91  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 MIKE BELIEVE 12-5552        23  22  0   91  POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515)     RIZTAB
 ROLLERCOASTER 65-5946       11   2  1   91  SUPERIOR FORCES IJ (4610)  DAL SHANG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CLINTON 22-2516             26  17  1   90  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           15  11  1   90  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 NIPPLES RUSSELL 53-5681     32  27  1   89  ON THE PILL (4829)         KHALHUMS
-VEG-O-MATIC 21-5650         24  15  1   88  TRANSGRESSORS (4835)       SUNSET
 VIGO 18-6086                16   4  0   88  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 AUTOMAN 82-10032             5  22  0   86  MY THIRD PARENT (4654)     DWES EG
 STAPLE GUN 30-3836          16   5  1   85  I TRAINED THEM (3047)      IAYE
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           19  51  0   84  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 ED 209 5-3955               22  27  4   83  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 NEPHRON 30-4147             24  26  1   82  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
-ROGERS 59-1609              16  12  0   81  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
 CREPES 82-4737              15   8  2   81  FOREIGN FOODS (4169)       DWES EG
-G.A. CUSTER 4-5376          20  18  2   80  DOGS OF WAR (3959)         JHELUM
 PERFECT LOVER 70-7341       10   5  0   80  KANSAS (4612)              SENTERN
-SARINA 26-4220              19  20  1   78  GOLDEN CANYON (3480)       CALEAM
-WETBOX 60-5229              17  13  1   78  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             20   9  0   77  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
-TORRI 82-22851              14  10  0   77  LADIES (4778)              DWES EG
 FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661       22   5  0   76  MAIN COURSE (4440)         DWES EG
 OCTAPUSSY 12-5720           19  13  1   76  ARENA FELINES II (4494)    RIZTAB

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MURGEN 1-7283               17  17  1   74  THE BLACK COMPANY (4837)   MORDANT
 THE 13TH WARRIOR 82-6346     4   1  0   74  STOOPID MOVIES (4759)      DWES EG
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          18  13  5   71  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 BIGGLES 60-6032             21  33  0   70  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
-BLACK WIDOW 62-3807         21  11  0   70  SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (4816)    VALAMANTIS
-OLD MAJOR 33-3149           18  15  1   70  PIG BATTALION (4717)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 BLONDIE 36-5723             18  17  0   70  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 SIRTON 82-9190               8   1  0   70  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 BIG BROTHER 3-5568          45  67  0   69  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 BUBBA 7-4833                20  43  0   69  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400       17   6  1   69  SURPRISE! (4736)           AMEN-TEI
-THE BUM 61-3178             17  18  0   69  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
 NORAF 82-3856                8   6  0   68  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 F. TIM 78-2315              27  31  1   63  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-SHYLAYLA MINOR 10-5066      18   9  0   63  PRAETORIAN GUARD (4192)    KOLACT
 KING BEAR 35-3629           21   7  1   61  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-ROWARDENN 16-4105           17  10  0   61  SAILS OF CHARON (4834)     WILLAF
-THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104       26  17  0   60  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 MAGENTA 3-5711              39  60  0   59  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-ALLOCUTION 75-2796          20   9  0   59  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
-CLAW 21-5337                19   7  1   59  MEOW MIX (4519)            SUNSET
 CARNAL 21-5388              23  16  0   57  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 A-10 33-2563                18  24  1   57  PIG BATTALION (4717)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-FLOYD 99-1041               10   5  4   57  NIGHTMARES (4725)          SOUTH RIDGE
-SANTO STINKO 21-5400        23  12  0   55  BOOK OF STINK (4774)       SUNSET
 JONES 14-1283               20 108  4   55  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
-DROGOI 51-5156              17   4  0   55  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 FRANK 3-5707                37  63  1   54  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   30  14  1   54  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-ARMSTRONG 59-1291           23  15  1   54  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
-LLLENGEANCE 60-5864         15   7  2   54  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 MARK 5-4088                 36  61  2   51  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      22   8  0   49  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ASHANTI 6-5352              18  24  4   48  KREWE OF DRUID (4679)      TRANSEL
 COBRA 29-4355               16  12  1   48  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
-JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      15   2  1   48  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 BURGATORY 15-4532           14  19  1   48  SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (4838)   MALCORN
-DARK THUNDER 6-5397         14   5  0   47  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-BOISE 18-6687               18   4  1   45  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
-EAGLE'S NEST 38-4271        16   8  1   45  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      19  14  0   44  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
 ENDYMION 6-4163             22  26  1   43  KREWE OF DRUID (4679)      TRANSEL
 MOONSTONE 78-2405           17   7  0   37  ROCK-ETTS II (4814)        LIN TIRIAN
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712         1   0  0   36  THE BLACK PHALANX (4476)   RIZTAB
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       15   9  0   35  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 EINSTEIN 35-279             15  18  1   34  FERROUS MEN (723)          MURSKA
 POTOMACC 21-5489            15  12  0   32  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 MANALGER 96-986              6   6  4   24  DUELMASTERS NICKNAME (4824 OLD VALAMANTIS
 CATHERWOOD 48-2225          17  17  1   21  FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803)    CAER

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
MOONSTONE 78-2405          17   7  0 ROCK-ETTS II 4814      E. VICTOR 9-4864       457

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Nevermore -- You keep SAYING that, and then you come back again. -- Ho-Chan

Taxes -- What a horrid thought. -- Zin

Choking Chicken -- But not choking fast enough. -- Glory

Domino -- It was the mask that threw me off.  I used to be a Superhero's Sidekick,
and I had an unnerving flashback during that fight. -- Small Cat

Gordon -- Bah. -- Similde

Seitan -- Hey, you may be hot with the kaos, but you can't beat a mudwrestler when
it's all on the floor. -- Charlie

Zin -- Good fight for me.  Not so good for you.  Thanks for the skills as well. --
Taxes

Peeg -- Man you're fast.  One avoid for you. -- C. Canary

The screaming fans -- Good fight.  See you later. -- Clinton

Guava Nice Day -- Bummer for you, not so interesting for me either.  I guess the
theory was that a warrior with over 240 fights (me) would be in Primus by now.
(smiling) Ain't it grand to be in Talahya!  I hope you're feeling better. -- Khirza

28 January 2004
All -- I send out this invitation to all teams and managers.  A new Alliance has been
formed.  The Living Essences Alliance is being formed to join forces in an effort to
eliminate common foes and to help the joined warriors grow and learn to the best of
their abilities by offering suggestions and advice.  It doesn't matter what arena
you're in, or if you're in another alliance already, as of today.  This Alliance is
open to one and all!  If you are interested in joining, please DIPLO me, or send a
personal ad to DM 93's newsletter.  If you wish to join beyond March 2004, send a PA
to DM 82.  Come join the fun! -- Dagan LifeGiver, mgr. Shadow Warriors (DM 93)

28 January 2004
This notice is to formally introduce our young alliance, CHAOS INC.  We consist of
APEX, FLAGG, MATRIX, ASSAMITE, and now RUDE BUDDHA.  If we aren't already there, we
WILL be coming to an arena near you soon!  Hope to see you all at the ZALCON II.

4 February 2004
Greeting from Jhans, DM 36 -- In 2 turns the kLk will host our first annual "St.
Valentines Day Massacre" in Jhans, arena 36.  (Kill Contest)  The contest will begin
on turn 450.  It will run for 10 turns.  On turn 461 the winners will be announced.
There will be 3 separate categories, the team with the most kills, the alliance with
the most kills, and the warrior with the most kills.  For the manager of the team
with the most kills a PRIZE of 10 ROLL-UPS will be rewarded (or $50 deposited into
his account).  No need to declare yourself in the personals.  If you are in DM 36,
you will be part of the contest whether you like it or not.  We encourage as much
trash talk as you'd like.  All teams, managers, and alliances invited.  Please
contact Polarius (mgr. of Blitzkrieg) in DM 36 with questions.  Or you can email me
at jamieptmo@hotmail.com.  Good luck and see you in the sands. -- Polarius

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LEITZITH slimly won victory over MARCO in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK was demolished by D. FILER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
VELVET VIXEN was overpowered by DROOLING GOOBER in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD was defeated by THE EXPLOITER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MARCINKO was devastated by LINDA LOVELACE in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge brawl.
NEVERMORE devastated DALI PARTON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
COMFORTABLY NUMB was savagely defeated by GUAVA NICE DAY in a 3 minute melee.
TAXES vanquished CARPET BURN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLOODSTONE was vanquished by CARNIVOROUS CANARY in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
LAME AIM overpowered SWINGDADDY-O in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
ELEKTRA was overpowered by PARADISE PARROT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KA D'ARGO devastated MIKE BELIEVE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
PIPE LAYER demolished GORDIAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CLINTON was savagely defeated by SLAP HAPPY in a 6 minute Challenge conflict.
THERMODYNAMICS was vanquished by BIG BROTHER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
MANALGER was handily defeated by JONES in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
ROLLERCOASTER overpowered BLONDIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CHOKING CHICKEN was overpowered by MAELSTROM in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
GORDON handily defeated ONE NIGHT STAND in a popular 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE REAPER overpowered SENGIR VAMPIRE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
UNDERGROUND EDDIE was beaten by SIDAHS in a action packed 3 minute fray.
GLACIER handily defeated STRONGEST #3 in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LANCELOT demolished BLACK CYCLOPS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
BURST was overpowered by THE HAPPY HOOKER in a 2 minute gory uneven fight.
TSUNAMI was overpowered by FRERE MAIN ROUJ in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
BELIAL vanquished SIR CUITOUS in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
A DIFFERENT GRAPE overcame HIGH ELF in a exciting 4 minute duel.
ALVORANDO overpowered STONEWALL in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
SERVLET SALLY savagely defeated JUST A JOB TO DO in a exciting 7 minute gory match.
COUCH POTATO was savagely defeated by JOHN HOLMES in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
AFROSLEAZIAC was overcome by BED-WETTING FREAK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
LADY LUCK won victory over HATSHEPSUT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal fight.
FOXY LADY narrowly defeated STONE KILLER in a exciting 3 minute gruesome struggle.
KATE BUSH was savagely defeated by VORTEX in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
UNBRIDLED subdued LARCENY in a 2 minute duel.
SORROW was overpowered by PAPAYA BALROG in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
HO-CHAN THE AXE was viciously subdued by COM DOT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
ARCOS was luckily beaten by THE BISMARCK in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
AFRICAN GREY vanquished CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ROAD TO DAKAR handily defeated MAGELLAN in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
DOMINO devastated ROLEX WATCH in a action packed 3 minute bloody mismatched match.
EARTHQUAKE was demolished by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BAWDY BUZZ BUD was viciously subdued by PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a popular 5 minute bout.
PEEG overpowered AUDIE MURPHY in a exciting 2 minute uneven competition.
SIR VIVOR demolished JACOB in a exciting 7 minute one-sided conflict.
TICKLE ME HOFFA was demolished by JIMBY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE BEAST bested SONORA MOUNTAIN in a exciting 4 minute bloody conflict.
EVERSTORM was demolished by MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD was devastated by AFGHAN REBEL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SPOTTED PONY was viciously subdued by KHIRZA in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
CARE-LESS bested CHARLIE in a popular 4 minute fight.
SNIPE HUNTER was devastated by WOBBLENUT in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PEACE was overpowered by METEOR SHOWER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
JACKASS was savagely defeated by POPE in a exciting 1 minute bloody conflict.
GLORY was beaten by MEADOW VOLE in a popular 2 minute struggle.
ANKLEBITER beat STILLWATER in a exciting 2 minute brawl.
THE BIG 'E' vanquished LUGH in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
MAGMA overpowered MR. PALLYBUDDY in a exciting 2 minute uneven melee.
PEGASUS was demolished by MATA HARI in a 1 minute uneven battle.
AXIS OF EVIL was overpowered by SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HOT HAZEL narrowly defeated LOUANNSALLY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
WIMPY WIND overpowered VICTORY in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
YELLOWJACKET overpowered IMAGE ENHANCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
MIGHTY MITE won victory over SPA MAN in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
ALADAR was unbelievably bested by FURTIVE RETURNS in a exciting 2 minute match.
WHITE WATER HIPPO was bested by CULUBRA in a popular 1 minute battle.
PISTOL overpowered COOKIE SNORT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SIMILDE was subdued by EASTWOOD in a action packed 2 minute conflict.
DEBBIE DOES DM was subdued by GIGANTA in a popular 1 minute duel.
ALVIN YORK overpowered SHEPHERD MOON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SNIPER BEAR handily defeated SMALL CAT in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven conflict.
BLISS slimly won victory over ZIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
S. MARY ROSE demolished ACK VERT in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
H.P. LOVECRAFTED demolished JOHN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
KARMAKAZI was overpowered by ROMUALD B TUNE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
COCAINE was vanquished by CRAZED GOBLIN in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
HOFFA overpowered GLITTER MARKS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal one-sided duel.
SULACCO was devastated by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
THE SCREAMING FANS overpowered COL SALOMON in a popular 1 minute uneven competition.
JIM PENGOUIN overpowered VIOLENT VOLE in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
LEMON DROP was overpowered by UNCLE FUNGUS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
VAL BEMERIKI vanquished RUG BURN in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven contest.
THE COMMUNITY GUY devastated HEARSAY in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
SEITAN was overcome by RIFF-RAFF in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
SQUEEZE A WALNUT vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 3 minute mismatched bout.
SQUEEZE CHEESE unbelievably bested ASHANTI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal duel.
FRIED CHICKEN was demolished by NUNZIO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
2 + 2 = 4 was handily defeated by WOUNDHEALER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was handily defeated by CREPES in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
PERFECT LOVER devastated POTOMACC in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
MAGENTA was viciously subdued by SIRTON in a popular 3 minute gory fight.
RHYTHM METHOD overpowered COBRA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LIL NOIR demolished ENDYMION in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
FRANK was vanquished by AUTOMAN in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
BIGGLES won victory over A-10 in a popular 1 minute gruesome fight.
NIPPLES RUSSELL demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven contest.
CATHERWOOD was viciously subdued by BLACK ARCHER in a action packed 2 minute duel.
SNAPPY GEORGE was devastated by STAPLE GUN in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
F. TIM overpowered EINSTEIN in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
MOONSTONE was slaughtered by E. VICTOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
PUDDING PARADE was defeated by THE 13TH WARRIOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
NORAF demolished BURGATORY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
KING BEAR was vanquished by VIGO in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
DRY KEG demolished IN THE PIG! in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided contest.
PIPE BOMB demolished BUBBA in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
ED 209 was bested by DUCK RUBBER in a exciting 2 minute match.
NEPHRON devastated CARNAL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
MURGEN vanquished MARK in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
HERPES THE LUVBUG was beaten by OCTAPUSSY in a exciting 1 minute bout.
DOAMER was overpowered by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  66         PARRY-STRIKE      29 -  20 -  0      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   30         SLASHING ATTACK  156 - 137 -  1      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 29         LUNGING ATTACK   340 - 300 -  9      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         STRIKING ATTACK  102 -  98 -  1      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      18         BASHING ATTACK    40 -  39 -  1      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         AIMED BLOW        81 -  86 -  3      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     16         TOTAL PARRY      100 - 108 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE       72 -  78 -  3      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         WALL OF STEEL    124 - 154 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  37 -  0      31  |

Turn 457 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     7 -  1     AIMED BLOW         8 - 10         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  9     TOTAL PARRY        6 - 11         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  2     WALL OF STEEL     10 - 20         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  7     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  7         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    35 - 31                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  9     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LEITZITH 16-4444           27  23  0  238 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)
AIMED BLOW       BELIAL 7-3838             100  69  2  352 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
STRIKING ATTACK  SERVLET SALLY 82-5895      33  17  0  266 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402)
PARRY-STRIKE     FOXY LADY 18-2695          47  39  0  253 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
WALL OF STEEL    ALVORANDO 82-3664          26   8  0  252 THE BLACK ELITE (3857)
PARRY-LUNGE      LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149     43  18  1  237 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)
SLASHING ATTACK  UNBRIDLED 15-3923          43  27  1  226 TRIPLE CROWN (3914)
BASHING ATTACK   GLACIER 75-2046            65  41  3  219 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
TOTAL PARRY      LADY LUCK 18-2925          38  37  1  219 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505  49  31  0  200 SPECIAL ED (2722)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was SERVLET SALLY 82-5895.  The ten other most popular fighters were SLAP 
HAPPY 60-6031, GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254, PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484, JACOB 10-233, STONE 
KILLER 21-5245, BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856, ALADAR 82-13483, JONES 14-1283, FOXY LADY 
18-2695, and ASHANTI 6-5352.

The least popular fighter this week was MARK 5-4088.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CARNAL 21-5388, BUBBA 7-4833, KING BEAR 35-3629, BURGATORY 15-4532, 
EINSTEIN 35-279, A-10 33-2563, FRANK 3-5707, ENDYMION 6-4163, COBRA 29-4355, and PORK 
CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  3 0  KHALHUMS(53)         4  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  6 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  6 0  POINT(27)            0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  2 0  MORYA(28)            2  0 0  ARADI(60)            3  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  3 0  LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  1 0  IAYE(30)             2  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       4  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  1 1  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  2  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        4  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  2 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        1  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  2 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  SENTERN(70)          1  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  2 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         2  0 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  6 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  0 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          8 17 0  RODEKI(42)           3  6 0  DWES EG(82)         12  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  4 0  CAER(48)             0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           5  2 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
TI(23)               1  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            26  23  2  212  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 THE BEAST 3-5547            50  64  0  215  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         41  40  0  198  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 46  51  2  212  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 PEGASUS 6-4161              23  24  1  156  KREWE OF DRUID (4679)      TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              100  69  2  352  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082      46  24  0  221  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 D. FILER 9-4721             40   9  1  306  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           74  39  0  206  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856      31  27  1  183  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 SMALL CAT 13-4200           44  70  1  163  CARDOW HUNTERS (3697)      DULLENS
 JONES 14-1283               20 108  4   55  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 UNBRIDLED 15-3923           43  27  1  226  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 LEITZITH 16-4444            27  23  0  238  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162   38  13  0  265  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 FOXY LADY 18-2695           47  39  0  253  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               26  25  2  185  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        29   9  1  199  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 THE EXPLOITER 22-1226       52  34  1  258  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     46  35  0  225  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    48  29  1  198  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      19  14  0   44  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          25  24  1  187  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 JOHN 29-4177                42  56  0  108  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 STAPLE GUN 30-3836          16   5  1   85  I TRAINED THEM (3047)      IAYE
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          37  35  1  159  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          27  27  0  120  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        41  39  0  148  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         45  46  2  194  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              48  18  1  232  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035       81  52  0  218  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           19  51  0   84  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         47  91  1  183  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           33  20  0  175  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 JIMBY 42-3777               42  36  1  204  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      43  18  1  237  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
 CATHERWOOD 48-2225          17  17  1   21  FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803)    CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               58  79  0  143  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 MARCO 51-5008               39  16  2  199  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 MR. PALLYBUDDY 53-5163      40  41  1  169  ON THE PILL (4829)         KHALHUMS
 CARE-LESS 56-3356           41  13  0  199  CARE PACKAGE (4442)        ROCANIS
 MAGELLAN 59-126             29  29  0  182  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
 METEOR SHOWER 60-4563       33  18  0  204  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI
 CHARLIE 61-2873             51  44  0  171  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  34  26  0  210  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 PIPE LAYER 63-2406          21   8  0  100  WORKING MEN (4752)         AMEN-TEI
 COM DOT 65-6217             42  26  0  202  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 THE REAPER 69-8774          63  33  0  302  BLOOD MOON (3649)          CIMMERIAC
 UNDERGROUND EDDIE 70-5974   67  48  0  194  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (3555 SENTERN
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     32  33  0  164  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 BLISS 74-2940               24  12  0  146  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 GLACIER 75-2046             65  41  3  219  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        33  29  1  155  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 SERVLET SALLY 82-5895       33  17  0  266  SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402)  DWES EG
 COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855     24  10  5  182  FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             20  17  5  192  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE