ADVANCED DUELMASTERS
Date : 02/17/2004 Duedate: 03/01/2004
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-457
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-VIEW ASKEW 11/4832 2 1 0 66.7 CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY 17/4596
2 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 18 10 1 64.3 SACRILEGIOUS MEAT 15/4838
FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709 19 FRUIT PUPPET 37/2520 261 221 1 54.1
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430
3-LADIES 82/4778 7 4 0 63.6 20 CAMERON CRAZI 9/3908 205 175 0 53.9
4-PHOBIA 97/4826 157 91 1 63.3 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622
5 POWERPUFF GI 12/4515 5 3 0 62.5 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488
6 BABES 36/3876 2468 1573 44 61.1 CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 21 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680 25 22 1 53.2
BOY O'S 51/4027 CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734
THE BEARS 35/2674 22-SMILES 97/4828 870 776 9 52.9
NASTY MOB 21/4730 SAILS OF CHARON 16/4834
DEATH THREAT 29/4804 23 VERMIN!! 82/4315 895 808 10 52.6
7 FOOD FIGHT 33/3860 75 48 0 61.0 SIR AGLIO 10/2079
8 FARSCAPE 10/4155 23 15 0 60.5 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
GUARDIANS 43/4082 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
9-OBSIDIAN HAL 33/1640 12 8 1 60.0 24-LOBOTOMATION 12/4403 252 228 1 52.5
THE HOLY LEGION 10/1422 MORBID FASCINATION 6/973
10 WENSINWASIN 15/4772 3 2 0 60.0 HELPLESS ANIMALS 16/54
11 KA-POW! 15/3970 1118 768 13 59.3 ANIMAL PHARM 18/4526
BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 25 SPECIAL ED 17/4525 195 179 0 52.1
12-NIGHTMARES 99/4725 295 206 6 58.9 SPECIAL ED 23/2722
EAGLES CLAW 38/1613 KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471
PANSY DIVISION 51/3406 DUELMASTERS NICKNAME 96/4824
SCRAGITARIOUS 21/3327 26-BOXES 60/4147 1457 1362 18 51.7
CLUB CULTURE 60/4637 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647
13 KANSAS 70/4612 1484 1093 14 57.6 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
STOOPID MOVIES 82/4759 THE LAST STRAW V 71/4420
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 NO MORE TEARS 82/4773
14-MEOW MIX 21/4519 178 131 3 57.6 ODD SQUAD 69/4769
15-OVERRATED 96/4825 43 32 1 57.3 27 ARENA FELINE 12/4494 127 119 0 51.6
16 SURPRISE! 63/4736 898 695 13 56.4 28 ROCK-ETTS II 78/4814 188 178 2 51.4
FOREIGN FOODS 82/4169 29 CARTOUCHE 51/3495 304 289 8 51.3
GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345 FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331
MAIN COURSE 82/4440 ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583
RUSTY NAILS 82/4363 EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452
I TRAINED THEM 30/3047 30 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 568 559 6 50.4
PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/3757
NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q 82/4402
LOST SOULS II 4/2818 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D 82/4619
WORKING MEN 63/4752 SUPERIOR FORCES IJ 65/4610
MY THIRD PARENT 82/4654 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411
SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 62/4816 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145
OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536
LOST SOULS II 9/2309 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 71/4414
CARE PACKAGE 56/4442 SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571
GET SMART 27/4066 31 BOOGIE NIGHT 43/2800 696 690 6 50.2
17 I AM SUCK 82/4760 302 241 5 55.6 WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433
ENVENOMED 82/4693 DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD 49/1310
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 32 ENIGMA 62/4768 129 128 1 50.2
ITS JUST WRONG 82/4821 82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384
18 BOOK OF STIN 21/4774 109 92 2 54.2 ALCHEMY 18/4818
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500 GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581
TECHNOLOGY 5/1778 45 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 503 748 5 40.2
ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175 LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197
33 LUST MUPPETS 32/4248 93 93 1 50.0 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 70/3555
MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/4246 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652
WHY I PLAY DM 82/4616 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/4831 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
ORGAN ON THE SANDS 96/4823 MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756
WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/4833 WILD KINGDOM 35/4193
ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/4827 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
34 THE BLACK COM 1/4837 79 87 0 47.6 46 KREWE OF DRUI 6/4679 26 40 1 39.4
FIRESIGN THEATRE 48/2803 47 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 10 18 1 35.7
35 LEGALESE 75/4658 137 156 3 46.8 48 MEN 29/4412 577 1056 11 35.3
GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595 JOHNS 5/3510
THE REPUBLICANS 22/114 TALES 43/2584
36 ON THE PILL 53/4829 266 305 6 46.6 HABIT 78/4547
COLOR ME SUAVE 42/4426 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 STORIES 49/2835
37 GENOCIDE 51/4423 29 34 1 46.0 WHY KNOT 63/2669
THE WARRIORS 10/438 MIKES 14/3982
38 GIFTED 69/3978 748 894 8 45.6 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
BLOOD MOON 69/3649 49 THE EXPLORER 59/2235 18 35 0 34.0
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 PIG BATTALION 33/4717
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 50 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507 19 37 0 33.9
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 51 MAD SCIENTIST 18/392 723 1431 3 33.6
39 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 683 828 8 45.2 THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4476
40 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 119 147 0 44.7 THE BLACK ELITE 82/3857
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 BLACK ODYSSEY 42/3142
PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 CARE LESS BEARS 1/1077
THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 52-THE MC5 24/4699 3 6 0 33.3
41 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 244 317 1 43.5 53 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 50 108 0 31.6
42 BIRDS 41/4735 143 187 1 43.3 54 SAND DANCERS 75/2258 418 908 4 31.5
THE OFFENDERS 17/1987 FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069
RESCUE 77/3887 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217
ERRATA 25/3564 GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481
TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767
EL EQUIDO 13/3225 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697
43-SONS OF SATAN 21/69 46 61 0 43.0 55 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 4 9 0 30.8
CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706 56 TRANSGRESSOR 21/4835 2 8 0 20.0
44 BLADE ZEN 74/4492 42 56 0 42.9 FAULTY PREMISES 74/4820
FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 57 FERROUS MEN 35/723 0 4 0 0.0
DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706 58-AMERICAN APPR 3/4822 1 0 0 100
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Citizens of the Isle, good afternoon!
The Commission's records have reached me somewhat late in the day so I will try
to keep this short. First of all, congratulations to Leitzith who successfully
employed the only TV challenge to be seen this cycle. (Aren't there any other
tournament victors out there in our sizeable pool of gladiators?) Not that we didn't
all like Marco, but since he didn't favor us with a column to explain the secrets of
his success we are hoping for much more from Leitzith. LEITZITH (16-4444) (26-23-
0,218) of ALL-TIME GREATS TV challenged MARCO (51-5008) (39-15-2,354) of BOY O'S.
LEITZITH slimly won victory over MARCO in a 4 minute Challenge lunger-vs. lunger
Title fight. Four minutes for two lungers! What took them so long! Leitzith, I
hope to see a column from you next cycle explaining what happened. And...hmm...I see
that the warrior just below you in the rankings (actually with MORE recognition
points) is that formidable aimed blow practitioner, Belial. Will you fight him? I
urge you to use that TV challenge to bring about such an interesting title fight!
Sir Aglio (ranked 23rd in this cycle's team list) was avoided by Lost Souls II
(16th). Congratulations to Lost Souls II for doing what the could to improve their
odds.
Naturally, Ho-Chan the Axe remains our most beloved gladiator. HO-CHAN THE AXE
(75-670) (104-143-2,207) of SAND DANCERS fought COM DOT (65-6217) (41-26-0,187) of
TOO GOOD FOR ME. HO-CHAN THE AXE was viciously subdued by COM DOT in a crowd pleasing
3 minute match. Yes, he occasionally loses but with such style! And I commend him
for the red silk hotora he was brave enough to wear. I would not be caught out in
public in red pants, but then I'm a Delarquan.
It was Servlet Sally who received our "scum sympathy" vote this cycle, though
I'm not sure she was actually scummed. SERVLET SALLY (82-5895) (32-17-0,254) of
SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q fought JUST A JOB TO DO (18-6575) (65-53-1,194) of CENTER FOR
OLDS. SERVLET SALLY savagely defeated JUST A JOB TO DO in an exciting 7 minute gory
match. It didn't look to me like there was any scumming going on. But the audience
doesn't seem to like such long fights.
So far, the crowd here in Talahya has not been impressed with Mark. MURGEN (1-
7283) (16-17-1,66) of THE BLACK COMPANY fought MARK (5-4088) (36-60-2,59) of JOHNS.
MURGEN vanquished MARK in a 1 minute one-sided melee. Mark, sometimes gladiating is
more a labor of love than glory, eh?
Regrettably, we had a death this cycle. MOONSTONE (78-2405) (17-6-0,41) of
ROCK-ETTS II fought E. VICTOR (9-4864) (15-14-0,60) of LETTER BOMBS. MOONSTONE was
slaughtered by E. VICTOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest. This goes to
show that the crowd's taste cannot be trusted. Moonstone, please accept this wreath
of white silk lilies and a small pot of living, fragrant lilies-of-the-valley as an
expression of sympathy from myself and the rest of the Gladiatorial Commission. I
wish you better fortunes from now on.
Catherwood, take heart! CATHERWOOD (48-2225) (17-16-1,53) of FIRESIGN THEATRE
fought BLACK ARCHER (12-3712) (0-0-0,0) of THE BLACK PHALANX. CATHERWOOD was
viciously subdued by BLACK ARCHER in an action packed 2 minute duel. It will get
better! I don't know how you ended up matched with a zero-fight warrior, but in all
likelihood he died in a tourney and got resurrected at a great cost due to
exceptional potential, so you were fighting a godling-in-the-making. And you did
hold out into the second minute. That's not bad.
Since time is short, I believe I will end my report here. May you all fare well
and wisely in the coming fortnight.
Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEITZITH 16-4444 27 23 0 238 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BELIAL 7-3838 100 69 2 352 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
-RIGOR MORTIS 4-3651 67 49 3 326 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
D. FILER 9-4721 40 9 1 306 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
THE REAPER 69-8774 63 33 0 302 BLOOD MOON (3649) CIMMERIAC
SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 33 17 0 266 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402) DWES EG
BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162 38 13 0 265 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
THE EXPLOITER 22-1226 52 34 1 258 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
-DUMBASS 49-1361 48 61 1 254 BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310) VITHICAR
FOXY LADY 18-2695 47 39 0 253 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
ALVORANDO 82-3664 26 8 0 252 THE BLACK ELITE (3857) DWES EG
LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 43 18 1 237 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN
THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 43 46 0 234 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GORDON 36-4536 48 18 1 232 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
UNBRIDLED 15-3923 43 27 1 226 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 46 35 0 225 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 46 24 0 221 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
GLACIER 75-2046 65 41 3 219 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
MAELSTROM 75-2202 48 26 1 219 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
LADY LUCK 18-2925 38 37 1 219 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KHIRZA 7-1862 110 131 3 218 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 81 52 0 218 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 45 26 2 217 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
THE BEAST 3-5547 50 64 0 215 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
VORTEX 75-1870 67 68 0 214 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
-BEAUTIFUL THING 51-3874 43 39 1 213 PANSY DIVISION (3406) TRICORUS
JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 54 33 1 212 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC
POPE 5-4090 46 51 2 212 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
NEVERMORE 1-5260 26 23 2 212 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 34 26 0 210 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636 48 31 4 209 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254 51 48 0 208 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 35 19 1 207 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 74 39 0 206 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
MAGMA 75-2049 63 46 0 206 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
THE BIG 'E' 9-4474 42 33 0 206 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
PEEG 43-2613 128 124 3 204 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
JIMBY 42-3777 42 36 1 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
METEOR SHOWER 60-4563 33 18 0 204 NATURAL DISASTERS (1822) ARADI
ANKLEBITER 22-1163 47 43 3 203 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941 50 38 7 202 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
COM DOT 65-6217 42 26 0 202 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 49 31 0 200 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
CARE-LESS 56-3356 41 13 0 199 CARE PACKAGE (4442) ROCANIS
MARCO 51-5008 39 16 2 199 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
STONE KILLER 21-5245 29 9 1 199 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829 69 64 6 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 65 54 1 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
WOBBLENUT 18-6650 63 51 0 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
HATSHEPSUT 51-4157 53 69 1 198 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 48 29 1 198 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 42 27 0 198 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 41 40 0 198 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
SENGIR VAMPIRE 15-2872 38 30 1 198 WENSINWASIN (4772) MALCORN
PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 49 54 0 197 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-PRORIARITY 21-4159 45 33 3 197 SCRAGITARIOUS (3327) SUNSET
SORROW 1-2863 37 25 2 196 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
TSUNAMI 75-2214 26 6 2 195 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
KATE BUSH 18-1413 67 52 0 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
UNDERGROUND EDDIE 70-5974 67 48 0 194 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (3555 SENTERN
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 47 29 2 194 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 45 46 2 194 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
-NICK NITRO 60-4767 37 41 0 194 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 104 144 2 193 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 64 43 1 193 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
-IN YOU AGAIN 12-4740 39 30 1 193 LOBOTOMATION (4403) RIZTAB
VELVET VIXEN 9-3275 33 35 0 193 LOST SOULS II (2309) ZUKAL
JACOB 10-233 55 67 2 192 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 40 53 0 192 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
MARCINKO 97-961 20 17 5 192 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
-D'WEASEL ZAPPA 16-4457 24 21 0 191 HELPLESS ANIMALS (54) WILLAF
-SOUND ADVICE 38-3251 59 48 4 190 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 36 25 4 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
DALI PARTON 18-3274 41 39 3 189 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-RONALD REAGAN 22-831 29 15 1 189 CONSPIRACY INC. (706) SOLVEN
BLACK CYCLOPS 42-3344 37 53 2 187 BLACK ODYSSEY (3142) RODEKI
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 25 24 1 187 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873 21 13 1 187 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG
LARCENY 75-2720 29 15 0 186 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 42 85 3 185 CARE LESS BEARS (1077) MORDANT
PEACE 19-4280 26 25 2 185 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PISTOL 65-6205 46 35 1 184 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
GLORY 1-6847 41 38 0 184 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
STRONGEST #3 40-173 47 91 1 183 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856 31 27 1 183 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
MAGELLAN 59-126 29 29 0 182 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 24 10 5 182 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 83 57 2 181 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 35 40 2 181 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
-BLACK HOLE SCRAG 43-3220 28 17 1 181 GUARDIANS (4082) VEASTIAN
-KRARSHT 21-750 27 17 3 181 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 43 75 17 180 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 35 32 1 180 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC
CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509 25 9 2 179 CARNAGE CANARIES (4734) SUNSET
LOUANNSALLY 18-4564 42 42 3 175 OUT OF THE HILLS (2808) TALCAMA
LUGH 4-3809 34 22 3 175 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
MATA HARI 41-3812 33 20 0 175 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
TAXES 22-1661 26 20 1 175 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 33 20 1 174 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 26 26 0 173 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
CHARLIE 61-2873 51 44 0 171 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
GIGANTA 62-3197 35 42 2 170 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145) VALAMANTIS
EVERSTORM 69-641 45 43 2 169 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
MR. PALLYBUDDY 53-5163 40 41 1 169 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
CULUBRA 10-235 50 65 0 164 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 32 33 0 164 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 26 22 0 164 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
SMALL CAT 13-4200 44 70 1 163 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
VICTORY 75-757 16 11 1 162 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
EASTWOOD 7-4788 33 23 1 161 GUNFIGHTERS (4595) BONSUR
-DAMN DOG 17-6242 28 22 1 161 CAVALCADE OF WHIMSY (4596) ALJAFIR
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 22 17 0 161 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 24 24 3 160 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 37 35 1 159 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 30 19 1 159 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
-STING 10-429 23 19 2 158 THE HOLY LEGION (1422) KOLACT
SIMILDE 51-4248 47 91 0 156 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
PEGASUS 6-4161 23 24 1 156 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 50 44 1 155 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 33 29 1 155 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 23 18 0 154 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
CARPET BURN 3-5698 33 31 0 153 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 42 38 3 150 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
UNCLE FUNGUS 53-2778 25 24 1 150 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 42 29 3 149 GENOCIDE (4423) TRICORUS
SQUEEZE A WALNUT 53-5164 33 49 1 149 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
ALADAR 82-13483 22 7 0 149 RUSTY NAILS (4363) DWES EG
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 41 39 0 148 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
-IMNOTA GOD 33-4801 27 9 0 147 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (3757) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
BLISS 74-2940 24 12 0 146 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 34 33 1 145 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
THE COMMUNITY GUY 53-2043 29 35 3 145 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
HOFFA 49-3185 58 79 0 143 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
SPA MAN 53-2886 23 24 1 142 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
-RYANATOR 33-3462 31 23 0 140 OBSIDIAN HALL (1640) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
ZIN 3-4197 44 72 0 138 GAMES LIBRARY (3481) OSKSI
-GRAY WIND 6-5201 19 19 1 135 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 35 20 0 133 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
ELEKTRA 4-3652 27 12 0 133 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 38 23 0 131 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 51 49 4 130 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 30 11 0 130 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
ACK VERT 18-7429 29 20 1 129 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 26 20 0 129 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
THE SCREAMING FANS 82-6495 10 4 1 129 WHY I PLAY DM (4616) DWES EG
-SSSS 82-14051 9 26 0 128 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (4619) DWES EG
-SUPERVENTILATOR 6-1605 46 56 2 126 MORBID FASCINATION (973) TRANSEL
COCAINE 78-2311 22 40 0 122 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
LEMON DROP 33-6685 27 27 0 120 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
HEARSAY 75-2721 24 14 3 119 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
SEITAN 17-4403 32 36 1 118 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR
-STINKALOGICAL 21-5409 22 12 1 118 BOOK OF STINK (4774) SUNSET
SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 25 23 3 116 MAD SCIENTISTS (392) TALCAMA
-SACRED REICH 38-3669 33 23 2 115 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
LAME AIM 22-5656 19 9 1 111 GLADIATION FOLLY (4345) SOLVEN
KA D'ARGO 10-4270 23 11 1 110 FARSCAPE (4155) KOLACT
SLAP HAPPY 60-6031 23 31 0 110 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
KARMAKAZI 4-4255 27 18 0 109 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
JOHN 29-4177 42 56 0 108 MEN (4412) LAPUR
COL SALOMON 17-5290 23 20 1 108 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
SULACCO 4-5128 23 15 2 101 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-THE CURE 38-4085 23 11 1 100 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
-THANATAR 21-749 21 22 3 100 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
PIPE LAYER 63-2406 21 8 0 100 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
-SEVEN MARY THREE 38-3580 17 9 2 100 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
NUNZIO 51-4799 17 6 1 100 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
WOUNDHEALER 65-4496 8 4 0 100 BOOK OF SWORDS (4305) DAL SHANG
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 14 5 0 99 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 31 40 0 97 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953 22 16 0 97 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG
DRY KEG 33-6679 22 32 0 97 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 24 24 0 95 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 23 27 0 94 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-VIAGORILLA 18-7225 20 18 2 94 ANIMAL PHARM (4526) TALCAMA
E. VICTOR 9-4864 16 14 1 94 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
-VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223 17 10 0 93 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
-LENTIRIA 75-2754 23 21 1 91 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
MIKE BELIEVE 12-5552 23 22 0 91 POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515) RIZTAB
ROLLERCOASTER 65-5946 11 2 1 91 SUPERIOR FORCES IJ (4610) DAL SHANG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CLINTON 22-2516 26 17 1 90 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 15 11 1 90 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
NIPPLES RUSSELL 53-5681 32 27 1 89 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
-VEG-O-MATIC 21-5650 24 15 1 88 TRANSGRESSORS (4835) SUNSET
VIGO 18-6086 16 4 0 88 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
AUTOMAN 82-10032 5 22 0 86 MY THIRD PARENT (4654) DWES EG
STAPLE GUN 30-3836 16 5 1 85 I TRAINED THEM (3047) IAYE
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 19 51 0 84 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
ED 209 5-3955 22 27 4 83 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
NEPHRON 30-4147 24 26 1 82 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
-ROGERS 59-1609 16 12 0 81 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
CREPES 82-4737 15 8 2 81 FOREIGN FOODS (4169) DWES EG
-G.A. CUSTER 4-5376 20 18 2 80 DOGS OF WAR (3959) JHELUM
PERFECT LOVER 70-7341 10 5 0 80 KANSAS (4612) SENTERN
-SARINA 26-4220 19 20 1 78 GOLDEN CANYON (3480) CALEAM
-WETBOX 60-5229 17 13 1 78 BOXES (4147) ARADI
GORDIAN 63-2104 20 9 0 77 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
-TORRI 82-22851 14 10 0 77 LADIES (4778) DWES EG
FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661 22 5 0 76 MAIN COURSE (4440) DWES EG
OCTAPUSSY 12-5720 19 13 1 76 ARENA FELINES II (4494) RIZTAB
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MURGEN 1-7283 17 17 1 74 THE BLACK COMPANY (4837) MORDANT
THE 13TH WARRIOR 82-6346 4 1 0 74 STOOPID MOVIES (4759) DWES EG
IN THE PIG! 96-864 18 13 5 71 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
BIGGLES 60-6032 21 33 0 70 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
-BLACK WIDOW 62-3807 21 11 0 70 SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (4816) VALAMANTIS
-OLD MAJOR 33-3149 18 15 1 70 PIG BATTALION (4717) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
BLONDIE 36-5723 18 17 0 70 BABES (3876) JHANS
SIRTON 82-9190 8 1 0 70 I AM SUCK (4760) DWES EG
BIG BROTHER 3-5568 45 67 0 69 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
BUBBA 7-4833 20 43 0 69 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400 17 6 1 69 SURPRISE! (4736) AMEN-TEI
-THE BUM 61-3178 17 18 0 69 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
NORAF 82-3856 8 6 0 68 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
F. TIM 78-2315 27 31 1 63 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-SHYLAYLA MINOR 10-5066 18 9 0 63 PRAETORIAN GUARD (4192) KOLACT
KING BEAR 35-3629 21 7 1 61 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
-ROWARDENN 16-4105 17 10 0 61 SAILS OF CHARON (4834) WILLAF
-THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104 26 17 0 60 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
MAGENTA 3-5711 39 60 0 59 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
-ALLOCUTION 75-2796 20 9 0 59 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
-CLAW 21-5337 19 7 1 59 MEOW MIX (4519) SUNSET
CARNAL 21-5388 23 16 0 57 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
A-10 33-2563 18 24 1 57 PIG BATTALION (4717) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-FLOYD 99-1041 10 5 4 57 NIGHTMARES (4725) SOUTH RIDGE
-SANTO STINKO 21-5400 23 12 0 55 BOOK OF STINK (4774) SUNSET
JONES 14-1283 20 108 4 55 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
-DROGOI 51-5156 17 4 0 55 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
FRANK 3-5707 37 63 1 54 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 30 14 1 54 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-ARMSTRONG 59-1291 23 15 1 54 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
-LLLENGEANCE 60-5864 15 7 2 54 LUROCIANS VI (4279) ARADI
MARK 5-4088 36 61 2 51 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 22 8 0 49 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
ASHANTI 6-5352 18 24 4 48 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
COBRA 29-4355 16 12 1 48 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
-JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 15 2 1 48 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
BURGATORY 15-4532 14 19 1 48 SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (4838) MALCORN
-DARK THUNDER 6-5397 14 5 0 47 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
-BOISE 18-6687 18 4 1 45 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA
-EAGLE'S NEST 38-4271 16 8 1 45 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 19 14 0 44 GET SMART (4066) POINT
ENDYMION 6-4163 22 26 1 43 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
MOONSTONE 78-2405 17 7 0 37 ROCK-ETTS II (4814) LIN TIRIAN
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 1 0 0 36 THE BLACK PHALANX (4476) RIZTAB
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 15 9 0 35 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
EINSTEIN 35-279 15 18 1 34 FERROUS MEN (723) MURSKA
POTOMACC 21-5489 15 12 0 32 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
MANALGER 96-986 6 6 4 24 DUELMASTERS NICKNAME (4824 OLD VALAMANTIS
CATHERWOOD 48-2225 17 17 1 21 FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803) CAER
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
MOONSTONE 78-2405 17 7 0 ROCK-ETTS II 4814 E. VICTOR 9-4864 457
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Nevermore -- You keep SAYING that, and then you come back again. -- Ho-Chan
Taxes -- What a horrid thought. -- Zin
Choking Chicken -- But not choking fast enough. -- Glory
Domino -- It was the mask that threw me off. I used to be a Superhero's Sidekick,
and I had an unnerving flashback during that fight. -- Small Cat
Gordon -- Bah. -- Similde
Seitan -- Hey, you may be hot with the kaos, but you can't beat a mudwrestler when
it's all on the floor. -- Charlie
Zin -- Good fight for me. Not so good for you. Thanks for the skills as well. --
Taxes
Peeg -- Man you're fast. One avoid for you. -- C. Canary
The screaming fans -- Good fight. See you later. -- Clinton
Guava Nice Day -- Bummer for you, not so interesting for me either. I guess the
theory was that a warrior with over 240 fights (me) would be in Primus by now.
(smiling) Ain't it grand to be in Talahya! I hope you're feeling better. -- Khirza
28 January 2004
All -- I send out this invitation to all teams and managers. A new Alliance has been
formed. The Living Essences Alliance is being formed to join forces in an effort to
eliminate common foes and to help the joined warriors grow and learn to the best of
their abilities by offering suggestions and advice. It doesn't matter what arena
you're in, or if you're in another alliance already, as of today. This Alliance is
open to one and all! If you are interested in joining, please DIPLO me, or send a
personal ad to DM 93's newsletter. If you wish to join beyond March 2004, send a PA
to DM 82. Come join the fun! -- Dagan LifeGiver, mgr. Shadow Warriors (DM 93)
28 January 2004
This notice is to formally introduce our young alliance, CHAOS INC. We consist of
APEX, FLAGG, MATRIX, ASSAMITE, and now RUDE BUDDHA. If we aren't already there, we
WILL be coming to an arena near you soon! Hope to see you all at the ZALCON II.
4 February 2004
Greeting from Jhans, DM 36 -- In 2 turns the kLk will host our first annual "St.
Valentines Day Massacre" in Jhans, arena 36. (Kill Contest) The contest will begin
on turn 450. It will run for 10 turns. On turn 461 the winners will be announced.
There will be 3 separate categories, the team with the most kills, the alliance with
the most kills, and the warrior with the most kills. For the manager of the team
with the most kills a PRIZE of 10 ROLL-UPS will be rewarded (or $50 deposited into
his account). No need to declare yourself in the personals. If you are in DM 36,
you will be part of the contest whether you like it or not. We encourage as much
trash talk as you'd like. All teams, managers, and alliances invited. Please
contact Polarius (mgr. of Blitzkrieg) in DM 36 with questions. Or you can email me
at jamieptmo@hotmail.com. Good luck and see you in the sands. -- Polarius
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LEITZITH slimly won victory over MARCO in a 4 minute Challenge Title fight.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK was demolished by D. FILER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
VELVET VIXEN was overpowered by DROOLING GOOBER in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD was defeated by THE EXPLOITER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MARCINKO was devastated by LINDA LOVELACE in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge brawl.
NEVERMORE devastated DALI PARTON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
COMFORTABLY NUMB was savagely defeated by GUAVA NICE DAY in a 3 minute melee.
TAXES vanquished CARPET BURN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLOODSTONE was vanquished by CARNIVOROUS CANARY in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
LAME AIM overpowered SWINGDADDY-O in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
ELEKTRA was overpowered by PARADISE PARROT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KA D'ARGO devastated MIKE BELIEVE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
PIPE LAYER demolished GORDIAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CLINTON was savagely defeated by SLAP HAPPY in a 6 minute Challenge conflict.
THERMODYNAMICS was vanquished by BIG BROTHER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
MANALGER was handily defeated by JONES in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
ROLLERCOASTER overpowered BLONDIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CHOKING CHICKEN was overpowered by MAELSTROM in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
GORDON handily defeated ONE NIGHT STAND in a popular 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE REAPER overpowered SENGIR VAMPIRE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
UNDERGROUND EDDIE was beaten by SIDAHS in a action packed 3 minute fray.
GLACIER handily defeated STRONGEST #3 in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LANCELOT demolished BLACK CYCLOPS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
BURST was overpowered by THE HAPPY HOOKER in a 2 minute gory uneven fight.
TSUNAMI was overpowered by FRERE MAIN ROUJ in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
BELIAL vanquished SIR CUITOUS in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
A DIFFERENT GRAPE overcame HIGH ELF in a exciting 4 minute duel.
ALVORANDO overpowered STONEWALL in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
SERVLET SALLY savagely defeated JUST A JOB TO DO in a exciting 7 minute gory match.
COUCH POTATO was savagely defeated by JOHN HOLMES in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
AFROSLEAZIAC was overcome by BED-WETTING FREAK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
LADY LUCK won victory over HATSHEPSUT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal fight.
FOXY LADY narrowly defeated STONE KILLER in a exciting 3 minute gruesome struggle.
KATE BUSH was savagely defeated by VORTEX in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
UNBRIDLED subdued LARCENY in a 2 minute duel.
SORROW was overpowered by PAPAYA BALROG in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
HO-CHAN THE AXE was viciously subdued by COM DOT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
ARCOS was luckily beaten by THE BISMARCK in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
AFRICAN GREY vanquished CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ROAD TO DAKAR handily defeated MAGELLAN in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
DOMINO devastated ROLEX WATCH in a action packed 3 minute bloody mismatched match.
EARTHQUAKE was demolished by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BAWDY BUZZ BUD was viciously subdued by PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a popular 5 minute bout.
PEEG overpowered AUDIE MURPHY in a exciting 2 minute uneven competition.
SIR VIVOR demolished JACOB in a exciting 7 minute one-sided conflict.
TICKLE ME HOFFA was demolished by JIMBY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE BEAST bested SONORA MOUNTAIN in a exciting 4 minute bloody conflict.
EVERSTORM was demolished by MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD was devastated by AFGHAN REBEL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SPOTTED PONY was viciously subdued by KHIRZA in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
CARE-LESS bested CHARLIE in a popular 4 minute fight.
SNIPE HUNTER was devastated by WOBBLENUT in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PEACE was overpowered by METEOR SHOWER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
JACKASS was savagely defeated by POPE in a exciting 1 minute bloody conflict.
GLORY was beaten by MEADOW VOLE in a popular 2 minute struggle.
ANKLEBITER beat STILLWATER in a exciting 2 minute brawl.
THE BIG 'E' vanquished LUGH in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
MAGMA overpowered MR. PALLYBUDDY in a exciting 2 minute uneven melee.
PEGASUS was demolished by MATA HARI in a 1 minute uneven battle.
AXIS OF EVIL was overpowered by SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HOT HAZEL narrowly defeated LOUANNSALLY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
WIMPY WIND overpowered VICTORY in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
YELLOWJACKET overpowered IMAGE ENHANCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
MIGHTY MITE won victory over SPA MAN in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
ALADAR was unbelievably bested by FURTIVE RETURNS in a exciting 2 minute match.
WHITE WATER HIPPO was bested by CULUBRA in a popular 1 minute battle.
PISTOL overpowered COOKIE SNORT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SIMILDE was subdued by EASTWOOD in a action packed 2 minute conflict.
DEBBIE DOES DM was subdued by GIGANTA in a popular 1 minute duel.
ALVIN YORK overpowered SHEPHERD MOON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SNIPER BEAR handily defeated SMALL CAT in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven conflict.
BLISS slimly won victory over ZIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
S. MARY ROSE demolished ACK VERT in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
H.P. LOVECRAFTED demolished JOHN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
KARMAKAZI was overpowered by ROMUALD B TUNE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
COCAINE was vanquished by CRAZED GOBLIN in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
HOFFA overpowered GLITTER MARKS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal one-sided duel.
SULACCO was devastated by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
THE SCREAMING FANS overpowered COL SALOMON in a popular 1 minute uneven competition.
JIM PENGOUIN overpowered VIOLENT VOLE in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
LEMON DROP was overpowered by UNCLE FUNGUS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
VAL BEMERIKI vanquished RUG BURN in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven contest.
THE COMMUNITY GUY devastated HEARSAY in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
SEITAN was overcome by RIFF-RAFF in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
SQUEEZE A WALNUT vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 3 minute mismatched bout.
SQUEEZE CHEESE unbelievably bested ASHANTI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal duel.
FRIED CHICKEN was demolished by NUNZIO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
2 + 2 = 4 was handily defeated by WOUNDHEALER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was handily defeated by CREPES in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
PERFECT LOVER devastated POTOMACC in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
MAGENTA was viciously subdued by SIRTON in a popular 3 minute gory fight.
RHYTHM METHOD overpowered COBRA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LIL NOIR demolished ENDYMION in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
FRANK was vanquished by AUTOMAN in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
BIGGLES won victory over A-10 in a popular 1 minute gruesome fight.
NIPPLES RUSSELL demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven contest.
CATHERWOOD was viciously subdued by BLACK ARCHER in a action packed 2 minute duel.
SNAPPY GEORGE was devastated by STAPLE GUN in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
F. TIM overpowered EINSTEIN in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
MOONSTONE was slaughtered by E. VICTOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
PUDDING PARADE was defeated by THE 13TH WARRIOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
NORAF demolished BURGATORY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
KING BEAR was vanquished by VIGO in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
DRY KEG demolished IN THE PIG! in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided contest.
PIPE BOMB demolished BUBBA in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
ED 209 was bested by DUCK RUBBER in a exciting 2 minute match.
NEPHRON devastated CARNAL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
MURGEN vanquished MARK in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
HERPES THE LUVBUG was beaten by OCTAPUSSY in a exciting 1 minute bout.
DOAMER was overpowered by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 66 PARRY-STRIKE 29 - 20 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 30 SLASHING ATTACK 156 - 137 - 1 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 29 LUNGING ATTACK 340 - 300 - 9 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 18 STRIKING ATTACK 102 - 98 - 1 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 18 BASHING ATTACK 40 - 39 - 1 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 17 AIMED BLOW 81 - 86 - 3 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 16 TOTAL PARRY 100 - 108 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 PARRY-LUNGE 72 - 78 - 3 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 WALL OF STEEL 124 - 154 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 17 - 37 - 0 31 |
Turn 457 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 7 - 1 AIMED BLOW 8 - 10 5 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 9 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 11 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 20 2 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 7 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 31 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 9
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK LEITZITH 16-4444 27 23 0 238 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)
AIMED BLOW BELIAL 7-3838 100 69 2 352 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
STRIKING ATTACK SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 33 17 0 266 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402)
PARRY-STRIKE FOXY LADY 18-2695 47 39 0 253 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
WALL OF STEEL ALVORANDO 82-3664 26 8 0 252 THE BLACK ELITE (3857)
PARRY-LUNGE LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 43 18 1 237 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)
SLASHING ATTACK UNBRIDLED 15-3923 43 27 1 226 TRIPLE CROWN (3914)
BASHING ATTACK GLACIER 75-2046 65 41 3 219 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
TOTAL PARRY LADY LUCK 18-2925 38 37 1 219 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505 49 31 0 200 SPECIAL ED (2722)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was SERVLET SALLY 82-5895. The ten other most popular fighters were SLAP
HAPPY 60-6031, GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254, PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484, JACOB 10-233, STONE
KILLER 21-5245, BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856, ALADAR 82-13483, JONES 14-1283, FOXY LADY
18-2695, and ASHANTI 6-5352.
The least popular fighter this week was MARK 5-4088. The other ten least popular
fighters were CARNAL 21-5388, BUBBA 7-4833, KING BEAR 35-3629, BURGATORY 15-4532,
EINSTEIN 35-279, A-10 33-2563, FRANK 3-5707, ENDYMION 6-4163, COBRA 29-4355, and PORK
CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 2 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 3 0 KHALHUMS(53) 4 2 0
OSKSI(3) 4 6 0 CALEAM(26) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 0 6 0 POINT(27) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 1 2 0 MORYA(28) 2 0 0 ARADI(60) 3 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 0 3 0 LAPUR(29) 1 2 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 3 1 0 IAYE(30) 2 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 4 0 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 2 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 3 1 1 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 2 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 4 1 0
KOLACT(10) 3 2 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 1 0 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 2 3 0
RIZTAB(12) 3 2 0 MURSKA(35) 1 2 0 SENTERN(70) 1 1 0
DULLENS(13) 0 2 0 JHANS(36) 1 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 2 0 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
MALCORN(15) 2 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 4 6 0
WILLAF(16) 2 0 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 2 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 2 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 2 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 8 17 0 RODEKI(42) 3 6 0 DWES EG(82) 12 3 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 2 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 3 0
SUNSET(21) 1 4 0 CAER(48) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 5 2 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
TI(23) 1 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 2 3 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEVERMORE 1-5260 26 23 2 212 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
THE BEAST 3-5547 50 64 0 215 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 41 40 0 198 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
POPE 5-4090 46 51 2 212 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
PEGASUS 6-4161 23 24 1 156 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 100 69 2 352 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 46 24 0 221 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
D. FILER 9-4721 40 9 1 306 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 74 39 0 206 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856 31 27 1 183 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
SMALL CAT 13-4200 44 70 1 163 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
JONES 14-1283 20 108 4 55 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
UNBRIDLED 15-3923 43 27 1 226 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
LEITZITH 16-4444 27 23 0 238 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162 38 13 0 265 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
FOXY LADY 18-2695 47 39 0 253 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 26 25 2 185 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
STONE KILLER 21-5245 29 9 1 199 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
THE EXPLOITER 22-1226 52 34 1 258 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 46 35 0 225 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 48 29 1 198 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 19 14 0 44 GET SMART (4066) POINT
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 25 24 1 187 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
JOHN 29-4177 42 56 0 108 MEN (4412) LAPUR
STAPLE GUN 30-3836 16 5 1 85 I TRAINED THEM (3047) IAYE
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 37 35 1 159 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
LEMON DROP 33-6685 27 27 0 120 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 41 39 0 148 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 45 46 2 194 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
GORDON 36-4536 48 18 1 232 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 81 52 0 218 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 19 51 0 84 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
STRONGEST #3 40-173 47 91 1 183 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
MATA HARI 41-3812 33 20 0 175 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
JIMBY 42-3777 42 36 1 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 43 18 1 237 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN
CATHERWOOD 48-2225 17 17 1 21 FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803) CAER
HOFFA 49-3185 58 79 0 143 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
MARCO 51-5008 39 16 2 199 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
MR. PALLYBUDDY 53-5163 40 41 1 169 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
CARE-LESS 56-3356 41 13 0 199 CARE PACKAGE (4442) ROCANIS
MAGELLAN 59-126 29 29 0 182 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
METEOR SHOWER 60-4563 33 18 0 204 NATURAL DISASTERS (1822) ARADI
CHARLIE 61-2873 51 44 0 171 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 34 26 0 210 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
PIPE LAYER 63-2406 21 8 0 100 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
COM DOT 65-6217 42 26 0 202 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
THE REAPER 69-8774 63 33 0 302 BLOOD MOON (3649) CIMMERIAC
UNDERGROUND EDDIE 70-5974 67 48 0 194 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (3555 SENTERN
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 32 33 0 164 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
BLISS 74-2940 24 12 0 146 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
GLACIER 75-2046 65 41 3 219 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 33 29 1 155 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 33 17 0 266 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402) DWES EG
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 24 10 5 182 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 20 17 5 192 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE