ADVANCED DUELMASTERS Date : 03/02/2004 Duedate: 03/15/2004 TALAHYA DM-100 TURN-458 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 PIMPS 9/4318 16 6 0 72.7 14 THE NUKES 3/1445 265 223 1 54.3 ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321 OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430 ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309 FRUIT PUPPETS 37/2520 NATURE'S FORCE 82/4841 15 CAMERON CRAZI 9/3908 208 177 0 54.0 2 WENSINWASIN 15/4772 5 2 0 71.4 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622 WENSINWASIN L.K. 10/4771 CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839 3 POWERPUFF GI 12/4515 6 3 0 66.7 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488 4-VIEW ASKEW 11/4832 2 1 0 66.7 16 SACRILEGIOUS 15/4838 109 93 2 54.0 5 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 20 11 1 64.5 17 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680 27 23 1 54.0 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709 CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734 LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 18-SAILS OF CHA 16/4834 870 776 9 52.9 6 FARSCAPE 10/4155 24 15 0 61.5 19 VERMIN!! 82/4315 898 811 10 52.5 GUARDIANS 43/4082 SIR AGLIO 10/2079 7 BABES 36/3876 2472 1581 44 61.0 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914 LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016 BOY O'S 51/4027 20-LOBOTOMATION 12/4403 252 228 1 52.5 HEROES 77/3408 MORBID FASCINATION 6/973 THE BEARS 35/2674 HELPLESS ANIMALS 16/54 THE HURT 36/1309 ANIMAL PHARM 18/4526 THE BEARS 48/677 21 SPECIAL ED 17/4525 198 179 1 52.5 THE BEARS 42/768 SPECIAL ED 23/2722 NASTY MOB 21/4730 KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471 DEATH THREAT 29/4804 DUELMASTERS NICKNAME 96/4824 8 FOOD FIGHT 33/3860 75 49 0 60.5 22-BOXES 60/4147 1457 1362 18 51.7 9 KA-POW! 15/3970 1120 768 13 59.3 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647 BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483 10-NIGHTMARES 99/4725 295 206 6 58.9 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442 EAGLES CLAW 38/1613 THE LAST STRAW V 71/4420 PANSY DIVISION 51/3406 NO MORE TEARS 82/4773 SCRAGITARIOUS 21/3327 ODD SQUAD 69/4769 CLUB CULTURE 60/4637 23-ARENA FELINE 12/4494 127 119 0 51.6 11 KANSAS 70/4612 1486 1095 14 57.6 24 CARTOUCHE 51/3495 310 292 8 51.5 BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305 FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331 STOOPID MOVIES 82/4759 ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583 HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452 12 SURPRISE! 63/4736 902 699 13 56.3 25-ROCK-ETTS II 78/4814 188 178 2 51.4 FOREIGN FOODS 82/4169 26 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 571 563 7 50.4 MAIN COURSE 82/4440 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/3757 RUSTY NAILS 82/4363 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411 I TRAINED THEM 30/3047 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D 82/4619 GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q 82/4402 PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987 SUPERIOR FORCES IJ 65/4610 NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145 LOST SOULS II 4/2818 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536 MY THIRD PARENT 82/4654 SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571 WORKING MEN 63/4752 27 ENIGMA 62/4768 132 130 1 50.4 OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808 ALCHEMY 18/4818 LOST SOULS II 9/2309 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778 GET SMART 27/4066 82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384 CARE PACKAGE 56/4442 JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500 13 I AM SUCK 82/4760 305 242 5 55.8 28 BOOGIE NIGHT 43/2800 698 692 6 50.2 ENVENOMED 82/4693 DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608 WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433 ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 29-LUST MUPPETS 32/4248 93 93 1 50.0 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/4246 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652 WHY I PLAY DM 82/4616 LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197 4-LETTER ANXIETY 82/4831 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 70/3555 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 82/4833 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624 30 THE WILLBURYS 6/4327 137 139 0 49.6 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300 THE WILLBURYS 13 13/3990 MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756 31 LEGALESE 75/4658 142 159 3 47.2 WILD KINGDOM 35/4193 THE REPUBLICANS 22/114 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927 GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595 44 KREWE OF DRUI 6/4679 27 42 1 39.1 32 THE BLACK COM 1/4837 79 89 0 47.0 45-DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 10 18 1 35.7 FIRESIGN THEATRE 48/2803 46 MEN 29/4412 580 1065 11 35.3 33 ON THE PILL 53/4829 277 322 6 46.2 JOHNS 5/3510 COLOR ME SUAVE 42/4426 HABIT 78/4547 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 TALES 43/2584 34 GIFTED 69/3978 753 895 8 45.7 STORIES 49/2835 BLOOD MOON 69/3649 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702 YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 WHY KNOT 63/2669 CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 MIKES 14/3982 KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701 TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 47 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507 21 39 0 35.0 35 GENOCIDE 51/4423 30 36 1 45.5 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683 THE WARRIORS 10/438 48 MAD SCIENTIST 18/392 725 1435 3 33.6 36 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 684 828 8 45.2 THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4476 37 LIQUOR CABINE 7/4518 215 261 2 45.2 THE BLACK ELITE 82/3857 ESTIMATED PROPHETS 12/4516 BLACK ODYSSEY 42/3142 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT 7/4710 CARE LESS BEARS 1/1077 38 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 121 151 0 44.5 49-THE MC5 24/4699 3 6 0 33.3 THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 50 THE EXPLORER 59/2235 18 37 0 32.7 PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 PIG BATTALION 33/4717 THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 51 SAND DANCERS 75/2258 419 913 4 31.5 39 BLADE ZEN 74/4492 45 58 0 43.7 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069 DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706 GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481 GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767 40 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 245 317 1 43.6 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697 41 BIRDS 41/4735 146 193 1 43.1 52 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 50 111 0 31.1 THE OFFENDERS 17/1987 53-SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 4 9 0 30.8 RESCUE 77/3887 54 FLAT BROKE 82/4842 3 7 0 30.0 ERRATA 25/3564 SANDS OF TIME 38/4666 TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704 55-TRANSGRESSOR 21/4835 2 8 0 20.0 EL EQUIDO 13/3225 56-FERROUS MEN 35/723 0 4 0 0.0 42-CONSPIRACY IN 22/706 46 61 0 43.0 57 BLACKHEART'S 16/4844 1 0 0 100 43 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 513 749 5 40.6 58 T.P.S 27/2834 0 1 0 0.0 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard Greetings all, it is I, Leitzith, truly now can I call myself one of the all-time greats!! Few make it to the status I now claim--the Tower Guardian of Talahya. Long have I dreamed of this day and now that it is upon me, I feel no accomplishment. You say that my recent runner-up status in the ADM tournament, surely that gives me enjoyment, right? Again, the feat rings hollow against the bell of truth, for I know that my career is winding down. There will be some day out there, where I will behold my last sunset after fighting that day. My accomplishments have been great, and I can only hope I will look back many years from now and remember how blessed I truly am to have had such a celebrated end to my fighting days. But then, one of my many downfalls is greed, and I tend to always want so much more.... The team name that Noble gave us was All-Time Greats. All warriors would be named after role-playing characters, or entities from other games. I was named after Noble's first campaign character in a D&D campaign (which as Noble tells it is now 20 years past). He was a character who achieved great things, and was well renowned for his ferocity, as well as his generosity. The Bismarck, the other warrior from our stable currently active on the Isle, is named after a Federation cruiser in Star Fleet Battles. Though he is a softie, he's not the "cream puff" you all thought. Willaf was a fun arena to have made our home. We had originated as a tourney team, and Teressian (he was also named after a D&D character) and I fought well enough during the tourney to be picked up as a tourney team for Noble. Our career in Willaf was less than stellar, and Teressian eventually was slain, Biz and I moved on, and the team fell into disarray. As typical, Noble abandoned it and moved to greener pastures, but he is a businessman after all--who could blame him? How did an unknown achieve runner-up in the tourney you ask? Well, the 21 will helped, as did the few trains I got before the tourney and the 10 during it didn't hurt either. It was a dynamite run, and I was feeling good about myself, but 2 of three losses came against the eventual winner of the thing--so I can't feel too bad. So I sit on the throne after beating Marco last turn and knock him down a peg or two or three. I'm guessing he'll be back real soon though, so in the interim I won't avoid anyone, here's your chance to experience what I'm currently feeling. I have to look through that though when making my actual TV challenge, and regular challenge. I can't be brash and just going challenging any top-ranked aimed blow like Galen thinks I should. I will TV Bed-Wetting Freak this turn, to give Pip's guy a shot at the throne. Managers like it when their guy is on top and getting all the press. Pip's been a good friend to the squad over the last few years and is always there for us. I now consider my debt paid to you Pip, you promised you'd tear up those pictures now.... Leitzith REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Ladies and Gentlemen, Well well, we doubled our number of TV challenges this cycle! There were two. I still think that's a bit strange considering the size of this arena. STONE KILLER (21-5245) (29-9-1,199) of NASTY MOB TV challenged THE ETERNAL PLEDGE (62-2931) (34-26-0,210) of LEGENDS OF TKE. STONE KILLER was devastated by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a 1 minute Challenge fight. Embarrassing to lose on a TV challenge, eh Stoney? MARCO (51-5008) (39-16-2,199) of BOY O'S TV challenged SERVLET SALLY (82-5895) (33-17-0,266) of SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q. Our former Tower Guardian demolished SERVLET SALLY in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. As for last cycle's Tower Guardian, she lost the title before she really got a chance to settle in. Better luck, Leitzith. Try again. I'm not sure whether you wrote a column or not; I didn't receive one, but there was mention of one. If you did, thank you. THE EXPLOITER (22-1226) (52-34-1,258) of THE REPUBLICANS challenged LEITZITH (16-4444) (27-23-0,238) of ALL-TIME GREATS. Leitzith, by the was, was our most challenged warrior. THE EXPLOITER overpowered LEITZITH in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title match. And to The Exploiter, congratulations on getting your challenge through as well as winning, and I'm sure we are all looking forward to reading your column. We were unfortunate enough to have two deaths this cycle, temporary though they are. VICTORY (75-757) (16-11-1,162) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought SUDSY DEODORANT (42- 3930) (24-24-3,160) of COLOR ME SUAVE. VICTORY murdered SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute one-sided duel. Sudsy died on the stretcher and then came back with a scream on Greywand's resurrection slab. And then, DROOLING GOOBER (23-3467) (46-35-0,225) of SPECIAL ED fought UNBRIDLED (15-3923) (43-27-1,226) of TRIPLE CROWN. DROOLING GOOBER slew UNBRIDLED in an exciting 1 minute struggle. Poor Unbridled had to be stitched together before being raised. Each victim will receive a wreath of evergreen boughs and a fruit basket, along with my heartfelt sympathy. There was a victory worth mentioning today. GLORY (1-6847) (41-38-0,184) of HOMICIDAL MANIACS fought WIMPY WIND (28-3517) (25-24-1,187) of THE PENTARCHY. GLORY handily defeated WIMPY WIND in an exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched contest. It was a good fight, but I bring it to your attention as this cycle's only victory scored by Sand Dancers et al. They're a doughty guild who contribute much to Talahya arena and I think we should all cheer them on. Well fought, Glory! Center for Olds (currently 33rd in the guild rankings and including the teams Color Me Suave and On the Pill) was most avoided by Letter Bombs (currently 7th in the rankings and including the teams Babes, Boy O's, Heroes, The Bears, Nasty Mob, and Death Threat). I note that Papa Bear, manager of The Bears et al, is well known for using all the tools at his command in order to maximize the success of his warriors. It is not surprising for him to use his avoids when many do not. There are several warriors ranked higher in recognition than our Tower Guardian. I will mention only the top two as I would be most interested in seeing either of them challenge for the title: BOOZEHOUND (7-871) (32-24-0,434) of LIQUOR CABINET II fought FILLETED (36-2659) (36-32-3,194) of THE HURT. BOOZEHOUND subdued FILLETED in an exciting 2 minute struggle. Boozehound's style is evident from other information in the newsletter but I will not mention it in case some are too lazy to look. His current recognition rating is 442; that of the Tower Guardian is just 273. BLACK CYCLOPS (42-3344) (37-53-2,187) of BLACK ODYSSEY challenged BELIAL (7- 3838) (100-69-2,352) of WICKED MARTYRS. BLACK CYCLOPS was handily defeated by BELIAL in a 1 minute Challenge contest. Belial is well known as our top aimed blow practitioner, a quiet fellow but very dangerous. He has been in range of the title for quite some time, usually right up at the top, but I have never known a Tower Guardian to challenge him. He is, I think, feared. I congratulate Black Cyclops for his courage in challenging Belial, whose current recognition rating is 362. In addition to Boozehound and Belial, other warriors ranked higher than the Tower Guardian are The Reaper, Drooling Goober, and Alvorando (our top-ranked Wall of Steel). Exploiter, I think you have something yet to prove. As usual, the best-loved warrior in the arena is Ho-Chan the Axe. How did he do this cycle? COMFORTABLY NUMB (96-855) (24-10-5,182) of FLOYD'S PINK BRO' challenged HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (104-144-2,193) of SAND DANCERS. COMFORTABLY NUMB overcame HO-CHAN THE AXE in an action packed 5 minute Challenge fight. It was a sensationally good fight filled with leaps, twists, and reversals of fortune. Well done, CN, and very well done, Ho-Chan. One of our longer fights was won by Gordon, who also won this cycle's "scum sympathy" vote. GORDON (36-4536) (48-18-1,232) of BARNYARD BRUTES fought SIR VIVOR (10-4065) (74-39-0,206) of SIR AGLIO. GORDON viciously subdued SIR VIVOR in a crowd pleasing 12 minute brutal bout. It was actually a pretty good fight as well as being this cycle's longest by at least 3 minutes. Voted least popular was Jones, on the basis of this fight: NEPHRON (30-4147) (24-26-1,82) of I GOTTA GO fought JONES (14-1283) (20-108-4,55) of MIKES. NEPHRON overpowered JONES in a 1 minute one-sided bout. Jones is now ranked 52 and since it appears from his record that he is not here for any of the usual reasons, let's just give him a pat on the back and a smile. Our lowest-ranked warrior this time around is Catherwood, once again. IN THE PIG! (96-864) (18-13-5,71) of HOWIE'S DARK PAST fought CATHERWOOD (48-2225) (17-17- 1,21) of FIRESIGN THEATRE. IN THE PIG! savagely defeated CATHERWOOD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition. Catherwood, you came to us with a winning record and I hope it is not beyond recall by the time you get your "Isle legs." Hang in there. Use your challenges and avoids. Remember that those you fight may have many more tournament fights than yourself which do not show on their records, so don't get discouraged if you happen to lose. That's all for this cycle. May you all stay warm and well for the next fortnight. Galen THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THE EXPLOITER 22-1226 53 34 1 273 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BOOZEHOUND 7-871 33 24 0 442 LIQUOR CABINET II (4518) BONSUR BELIAL 7-3838 101 69 2 362 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR THE REAPER 69-8774 64 33 0 319 BLOOD MOON (3649) CIMMERIAC DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 47 35 1 292 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI ALVORANDO 82-3664 27 8 0 276 THE BLACK ELITE (3857) DWES EG -BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162 38 13 0 265 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR GORDON 36-4536 49 18 1 258 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 44 18 1 245 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 47 24 0 234 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 82 52 0 233 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS GLACIER 75-2046 66 41 3 233 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN MAELSTROM 75-2202 49 26 1 232 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 35 26 0 231 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254 52 48 0 226 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 55 33 1 223 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 46 26 2 223 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN MAGMA 75-2049 64 46 0 222 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN THE BEAST 3-5547 51 64 0 222 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI LADY LUCK 18-2925 39 37 1 221 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA KHIRZA 7-1862 111 131 3 220 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR MARCO 51-5008 40 16 2 219 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636 49 31 4 218 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN PEEG 43-2613 129 124 3 215 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 48 29 2 215 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC ANKLEBITER 22-1163 48 43 3 214 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN -BEAUTIFUL THING 51-3874 43 39 1 213 PANSY DIVISION (3406) TRICORUS SENGIR VAMPIRE 15-2872 39 30 1 211 WENSINWASIN (4772) MALCORN THE BISMARCK 16-4481 36 19 1 211 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WOBBLENUT 18-6650 64 51 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA JIMBY 42-3777 43 36 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 49 29 1 209 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM COM DOT 65-6217 43 26 0 208 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG TSUNAMI 75-2214 27 6 2 208 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873 22 13 1 207 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG SIR VIVOR 10-4065 74 40 0 204 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941 51 38 7 204 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 50 31 0 204 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI -METEOR SHOWER 60-4563 33 18 0 204 NATURAL DISASTERS (1822) ARADI COUCH POTATO 3-2985 65 43 1 203 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI SORROW 1-2863 38 25 2 203 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 46 46 2 202 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 65 55 1 201 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA D. FILER 9-4721 40 10 1 201 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL VICTORY 75-757 17 11 2 201 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN FOXY LADY 18-2695 47 40 0 199 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA -CARE-LESS 56-3356 41 13 0 199 CARE PACKAGE (4442) ROCANIS MARCINKO 97-961 20 18 5 199 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 84 57 2 198 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN KATE BUSH 18-1413 68 52 0 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA UNBRIDLED 15-3923 43 28 1 198 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN GLORY 1-6847 42 38 0 198 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 36 40 2 198 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM -PRORIARITY 21-4159 45 33 3 197 SCRAGITARIOUS (3327) SUNSET ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829 69 65 6 196 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 43 47 0 196 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA FILLETED 36-2659 36 33 3 196 THE HURT (1309) JHANS LEITZITH 16-4444 27 24 0 196 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NEVERMORE 1-5260 26 24 2 196 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 25 10 5 196 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 49 55 0 195 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA GOTTM BEERBALLS 7-864 36 27 6 195 LIQUOR CABINET II (4518) BONSUR SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 33 18 0 195 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402) DWES EG -UNDERGROUND EDDIE 70-5974 67 48 0 194 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (3555 SENTERN HATSHEPSUT 51-4157 53 70 1 193 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS DALI PARTON 18-3274 41 40 3 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA -IN YOU AGAIN 12-4740 39 30 1 193 LOBOTOMATION (4403) RIZTAB VORTEX 75-1870 67 69 0 192 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN PISTOL 65-6205 47 35 1 192 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG THE BIG 'E' 9-4474 42 34 0 192 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 40 54 0 192 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA POPE 5-4090 46 52 2 191 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 42 28 0 191 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT STONE KILLER 21-5245 29 10 1 191 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET -D'WEASEL ZAPPA 16-4457 24 21 0 191 HELPLESS ANIMALS (54) WILLAF -SOUND ADVICE 38-3251 59 48 4 190 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 41 41 0 190 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 104 145 2 189 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN JACOB 10-233 55 68 2 189 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT BLACK CYCLOPS 42-3344 37 54 2 189 BLACK ODYSSEY (3142) RODEKI MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 36 26 4 189 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI -RONALD REAGAN 22-831 29 15 1 189 CONSPIRACY INC. (706) SOLVEN -PEACE 19-4280 26 25 2 185 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 42 86 3 184 CARE LESS BEARS (1077) MORDANT YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 34 20 1 184 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856 31 28 1 184 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB -STRONGEST #3 40-173 47 91 1 183 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 36 32 1 182 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC VERUCA SALT 10-3033 36 25 1 182 WENSINWASIN L.K. (4771) KOLACT MAGELLAN 59-126 29 30 0 182 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS -BLACK HOLE SCRAG 43-3220 28 17 1 181 GUARDIANS (4082) VEASTIAN TAXES 22-1661 27 20 1 181 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 43 75 17 180 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA MATA HARI 41-3812 33 21 0 180 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI VELVET VIXEN 9-3275 33 36 0 178 LOST SOULS II (2309) ZUKAL LARCENY 75-2720 29 16 0 178 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN CHARLIE 61-2873 51 45 0 177 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE LUGH 4-3809 35 22 3 177 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM SALLY RIDE 77-2378 30 24 2 177 HEROES (3408) MAZGOURRAH CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509 25 10 2 177 CARNAGE CANARIES (4734) SUNSET WIMPY WIND 28-3517 25 25 1 176 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA LOUANNSALLY 18-4564 42 43 3 175 OUT OF THE HILLS (2808) TALCAMA MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 27 26 0 175 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG EVERSTORM 69-641 46 43 2 174 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC CARPET BURN 3-5698 34 31 0 173 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 35 33 1 171 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 51 44 1 170 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 32 34 0 170 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR -MR. PALLYBUDDY 53-5163 40 41 1 169 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS BLOODSTONE 32-3383 38 35 1 169 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 31 19 1 169 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI PEGASUS 6-4161 24 24 1 166 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL EASTWOOD 7-4788 33 24 1 164 GUNFIGHTERS (4595) BONSUR COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 24 18 0 164 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 43 29 3 163 GENOCIDE (4423) TRICORUS ALVIN YORK 3-6156 26 23 0 162 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 22 18 0 161 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 34 29 1 157 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN LEMON DROP 33-6685 28 27 0 156 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CULUBRA 10-235 50 66 0 155 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 24 25 3 153 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI GIGANTA 62-3197 35 43 2 152 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145) VALAMANTIS SSSS 82-14051 10 26 0 152 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (4619) DWES EG SMALL CAT 13-4200 44 71 1 151 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS MONSTER 42-467 41 43 0 151 THE BEARS (768) RODEKI GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 31 11 0 150 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN -UNCLE FUNGUS 53-2778 25 24 1 150 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS SEITAN 17-4403 33 36 1 149 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR -SQUEEZE A WALNUT 53-5164 33 49 1 149 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS -ALADAR 82-13483 22 7 0 149 RUSTY NAILS (4363) DWES EG SIMILDE 51-4248 47 92 0 148 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS JOE BLACK 48-3639 22 16 1 148 THE BEARS (677) CAER -THE COMMUNITY GUY 53-2043 29 35 3 145 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 42 39 3 143 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 41 40 0 142 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL -SPA MAN 53-2886 23 24 1 142 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS ELEKTRA 4-3652 28 12 0 139 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 39 23 0 136 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA -GRAY WIND 6-5201 19 19 1 135 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL ZIN 3-4197 44 73 0 133 GAMES LIBRARY (3481) OSKSI HEARSAY 75-2721 25 14 3 133 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN HOFFA 49-3185 58 80 0 132 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 25 24 3 132 MAD SCIENTISTS (392) TALCAMA ACK VERT 18-7429 29 21 1 130 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA KA D'ARGO 10-4270 24 11 1 127 FARSCAPE (4155) KOLACT -SUPERVENTILATOR 6-1605 46 56 2 126 MORBID FASCINATION (973) TRANSEL IMNOTA GOD 33-4801 27 10 0 124 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (3757) NIYTYOLE ISLAND SLAP HAPPY 60-6031 23 32 0 124 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI BLISS 74-2940 24 13 0 123 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 26 21 0 122 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 35 21 0 120 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA LAME AIM 22-5656 19 10 1 119 GLADIATION FOLLY (4345) SOLVEN MIKE BELIEVE 12-5552 24 22 0 118 POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515) RIZTAB KARMAKAZI 4-4255 27 19 0 117 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM -SACRED REICH 38-3669 33 23 2 115 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 15 5 0 110 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 51 50 4 109 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI COL SALOMON 17-5290 23 21 1 109 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR COCAINE 78-2311 22 41 0 109 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN JOHN 29-4177 42 57 0 108 MEN (4412) LAPUR SULACCO 4-5128 24 15 2 108 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM E. VICTOR 9-4864 17 14 1 105 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CLINTON 22-2516 27 17 1 100 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN -THE CURE 38-4085 23 11 1 100 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME -SEVEN MARY THREE 38-3580 17 9 2 100 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 32 40 0 99 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA PIPE BOMB 82-8012 16 11 1 99 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG SIRTON 82-9190 9 1 0 99 I AM SUCK (4760) DWES EG DRY KEG 33-6679 22 33 0 98 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND -FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953 22 16 0 97 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG (J)AY (C)EE 13-2647 31 18 0 96 THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990) DULLENS WILL DUEL FOR FOOD 7-4827 21 9 0 96 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710) BONSUR -VIAGORILLA 18-7225 20 18 2 94 ANIMAL PHARM (4526) TALCAMA -VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223 17 10 0 93 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI -LENTIRIA 75-2754 23 21 1 91 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -ROLLERCOASTER 65-5946 11 2 1 91 SUPERIOR FORCES IJ (4610) DAL SHANG GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY VIGO 18-6086 17 4 0 90 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA -NIPPLES RUSSELL 53-5681 32 27 1 89 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS WOUNDHEALER 65-4496 8 5 0 89 BOOK OF SWORDS (4305) DAL SHANG F. TIM 78-2315 28 31 1 88 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN -VEG-O-MATIC 21-5650 24 15 1 88 TRANSGRESSORS (4835) SUNSET FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661 23 5 0 88 MAIN COURSE (4440) DWES EG ED 209 5-3955 23 27 4 87 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS BOISE 18-6687 19 4 1 87 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA -AUTOMAN 82-10032 5 22 0 86 MY THIRD PARENT (4654) DWES EG BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 2 0 0 86 THE BLACK PHALANX (4476) RIZTAB NEPHRON 30-4147 25 26 1 85 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 24 25 0 85 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIYTYOLE ISLAND SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 23 28 0 85 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI -STAPLE GUN 30-3836 16 5 1 85 I TRAINED THEM (3047) IAYE NORAF 82-3856 9 6 0 84 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG PERFECT LOVER 70-7341 11 5 0 83 KANSAS (4612) SENTERN BIG BROTHER 3-5568 46 67 0 82 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI BIGGLES 60-6032 22 33 0 82 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI -PROBLEMATIC 42-3928 22 16 0 82 FLAGG'S FIVE (4579) RODEKI GORDIAN 63-2104 20 10 0 81 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI -ROGERS 59-1609 16 12 0 81 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS -CREPES 82-4737 15 8 2 81 FOREIGN FOODS (4169) DWES EG CARNAL 21-5388 24 16 0 80 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 19 52 0 80 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME -IRON-HIDE 35-286 20 17 2 79 FERROUS MEN (723) MURSKA -GARY CONDIT 22-5914 19 20 1 78 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN -WETBOX 60-5229 17 13 1 78 BOXES (4147) ARADI -OCTAPUSSY 12-5720 19 13 1 76 ARENA FELINES II (4494) RIZTAB PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 31 14 1 75 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI PERSONAL BEJEEZUS 12-5451 16 5 0 75 ESTIMATED PROPHETS (4516) RIZTAB POCKET FISSION 3-6066 21 10 2 74 THE NUKES (1445) OSKSI -TSOMEGH 51-5132 21 10 1 74 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS IN THE PIG! 96-864 19 13 5 73 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS NUNZIO 51-4799 17 7 1 71 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 20 14 0 70 GET SMART (4066) POINT -DELAPP 6-5686 19 13 0 70 NIGHT TRAIN (4729) TRANSEL -RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400 17 6 1 69 SURPRISE! (4736) AMEN-TEI -THE BUM 61-3178 17 18 0 69 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE THE 13TH WARRIOR 82-6346 4 2 0 69 STOOPID MOVIES (4759) DWES EG -PEON NECROMANCER 18-7856 17 14 3 68 SRETSAMLEUD (4840) TALCAMA NAVARRE 6-5161 7 0 0 68 THE WILLBURYS 6 (4327) TRANSEL MUKAARTH 16-5156 17 5 3 67 BLACKHEART'S AXE (4844) WILLAF COBRA 29-4355 17 12 1 66 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 16 2 1 64 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT MAGENTA 3-5711 39 61 0 62 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN 7-4839 23 14 0 62 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710) BONSUR -THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104 26 17 0 60 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI BLONDIE 36-5723 18 18 0 60 BABES (3876) JHANS PIPE LAYER 63-2406 21 9 0 59 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI -ALLOCUTION 75-2796 20 9 0 59 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN -DINGO 35-3716 17 7 1 59 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA -A-10 33-2563 18 24 1 57 PIG BATTALION (4717) NIYTYOLE ISLAND -FLOYD 99-1041 10 5 4 57 NIGHTMARES (4725) SOUTH RIDGE JUSTICE 22-5949 20 13 0 56 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN ASHANTI 6-5352 18 25 4 55 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL KING BEAR 35-3629 21 8 1 54 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA MARK 5-4088 36 62 2 53 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS -ACUTE 60-6048 15 8 0 53 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI JONES 14-1283 20 109 4 52 MIKES (3982) TOBIR THE POLARIZER 18-7025 18 9 1 52 MAD SCIENTISTS (392) TALCAMA GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SUPER BUM 82-18411 15 8 0 52 FLAT BROKE (4842) DWES EG FRANK 3-5707 37 64 1 51 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI MURGEN 1-7283 17 18 1 51 THE BLACK COMPANY (4837) MORDANT SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 16 9 0 50 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI BUBBA 7-4833 20 44 0 48 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR TOTAL PUD 27-2787 15 16 0 48 T.P.S (2834) POINT -DARK THUNDER 6-5397 14 5 0 47 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL -EAGLE'S NEST 38-4271 16 8 1 45 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 22 9 0 44 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI POTOMACC 21-5489 16 12 0 44 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET ARMSTRONG 59-1291 23 16 1 42 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS BURGATORY 15-4532 14 20 1 41 SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (4838) MALCORN -MOONSTONE 78-2405 17 7 0 37 ROCK-ETTS II (4814) LIN TIRIAN ENDYMION 6-4163 22 27 1 36 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL CATHERWOOD 48-2225 17 18 1 34 FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803) CAER -EINSTEIN 35-279 15 18 1 34 FERROUS MEN (723) MURSKA -MANALGER 96-986 6 6 4 24 DUELMASTERS NICKNAME (4824 OLD VALAMANTIS '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 24 25 3 COLOR ME SUAVE 4426 VICTORY 75-757 458 UNBRIDLED 15-3923 43 28 1 TRIPLE CROWN 3914 DROOLING GOOBER 23-346 458 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Aladar -- You're awful. I can't believe you ever beat SSSS twice back in 2001. -- Manager Spotted Pony -- That was a good fight! You shouldn't have slacked off in the third minute, though. But maybe that train you got will help you in longer fights. If we face each other again, you're likely to do better. -- Khirza Com Dot -- Heck. Other exclamations as appropriate. -- Ho-Chan the Axe Care Less -- This is PROOF that no good comes from carelessness! -- Charlie Meadow Vole -- I just can't handle sneaky little animals. Especially vicious sneaky little animals. -- Glory Eastwood -- (with dignity) I'm a nomad of the plains. I know nothing of forests. -- Similde Sniper Bear -- Oh, that really makes my day. -- Small Cat Bliss -- And that (sigh) puts the lid on our oh-fer turn. There are weeks like this.... -- Zin Zin -- Well, at least your guild had one win this cycle (that was Glory of Homicidal Maniacs). I wish you a more encouraging showing next time. -- Galen Taxes -- You're welcome, I guess. I thought those skills were required. A tax, as it were. -- Zin Carpet Burn -- Thanks for the easy win. -- Taxes Bloodstone -- Thanks for the skills. Much appreciated. -- C. Canary Slap Happy -- C'mon man, you're supposed to lose again. Oh well, at least it was a good fight. -- Al Gore 4 February 2004 Greeting from Jhans, DM 36 -- In 2 turns the kLk will host our first annual "St. Valentines Day Massacre" in Jhans, arena 36. (Kill Contest) The contest will begin on turn 450. It will run for 10 turns. On turn 461 the winners will be announced. There will be 3 separate categories, the team with the most kills, the alliance with the most kills, and the warrior with the most kills. For the manager of the team with the most kills a PRIZE of 10 ROLL-UPS will be rewarded (or $50 deposited into his account). No need to declare yourself in the personals. If you are in DM 36, you will be part of the contest whether you like it or not. We encourage as much trash talk as you'd like. All teams, managers, and alliances invited. Please contact Polarius (mgr. of Blitzkrieg) in DM 36 with questions. Or you can email me at jamieptmo@hotmail.com. Good luck and see you in the sands. -- Polarius 25 February 2004 Readers, and especially those who volunteered warriors -- My apologies for the sudden lack of episodes. I've been sick, but expect to be back at the keyboard soon. -- the Scribe LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS STONE KILLER was devastated by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a 1 minute Challenge fight. MARCO demolished SERVLET SALLY in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. NEVERMORE was vanquished by FRERE MAIN ROUJ in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. THE EXPLOITER overpowered LEITZITH in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title match. ALVORANDO defeated D. FILER in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge struggle. COMFORTABLY NUMB overcame HO-CHAN THE AXE in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight. CARTHORIS JEDDAK vanquished HATSHEPSUT in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel. THE BIG 'E' was vanquished by GUAVA NICE DAY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. MARCINKO was savagely defeated by LINDA LOVELACE in a 8 minute Challenge match. AFGHAN REBEL overpowered JACOB in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. BLACK CYCLOPS was handily defeated by BELIAL in a 1 minute Challenge contest. LARCENY was devastated by SONORA MOUNTAIN in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout. SNIPER BEAR was defeated by KHIRZA in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel. ANKLEBITER devastated POPE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. SORROW bested PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a 2 minute Challenge brawl. EASTWOOD was viciously subdued by YELLOWJACKET in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight. TAXES beat LOUANNSALLY in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge bout. CARNIVOROUS CANARY was handily defeated by EARTHQUAKE in a 1 minute competition. CULUBRA was beaten by PEGASUS in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight. AXIS OF EVIL demolished HOFFA in a action packed 4 minute uneven Challenge bout. HEARSAY slimly won victory over H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a 1 minute Challenge contest. VAL BEMERIKI demolished WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. KA D'ARGO overpowered COCAINE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. SHEPHERD MOON was defeated by LUGH in a exciting 2 minute Challenge bout. E. VICTOR vanquished SWINGDADDY-O in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout. MIKE BELIEVE luckily beat RIFF-RAFF in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge fray. SQUEEZE CHEESE was vanquished by CLINTON in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge bout. POTOMACC slimly won victory over ENDYMION in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight. KING BEAR was demolished by NORAF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. BLONDIE was overpowered by BIGGLES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. BLACK ARCHER handily defeated PIPE LAYER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. DROOLING GOOBER slew UNBRIDLED in a exciting 1 minute struggle. BOOZEHOUND subdued FILLETED in a exciting 2 minute struggle. GOTTM BEERBALLS was handily defeated by MAGMA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. LANCELOT savagely defeated BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a popular 3 minute gory duel. GORDON viciously subdued SIR VIVOR in a crowd pleasing 12 minute brutal bout. PAPAYA BALROG handily defeated SIDAHS in a 1 minute one-sided duel. JOHN HOLMES overpowered THE HAPPY HOOKER in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle. THE REAPER devastated FOXY LADY in a action packed 2 minute bloody mismatched match. VORTEX was overpowered by WOBBLENUT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl. GLACIER handily defeated MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict. MAELSTROM savagely defeated JUST A JOB TO DO in a popular 3 minute gruesome battle. THE BEAST outlasted JACKASS in a action packed 9 minute bout. LADY LUCK savagely defeated BLACK ORC in a action packed 1 minute brutal competition. ROAD TO DAKAR demolished MAGELLAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict. SENGIR VAMPIRE demolished BURST in a 1 minute one-sided fight. GLORY handily defeated WIMPY WIND in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched contest. AFRICAN GREY demolished SALLY RIDE in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle. THE BISMARCK bested HOT HAZEL in a exciting 4 minute bloody match. DOMINO devastated PARADISE PARROT in a action packed 8 minute bloody one-sided bout. ONE NIGHT STAND was defeated by TSUNAMI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight. KATE BUSH bested CHARLIE in a 2 minute bout. ARCOS was beaten by COM DOT in a action packed 2 minute fight. JIMBY savagely defeated BAWDY BUZZ BUD in a exciting 2 minute bloody conflict. DALI PARTON was narrowly defeated by TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a 2 minute struggle. COUCH POTATO savagely defeated MATA HARI in a crowd pleasing 9 minute brutal bout. MEADOW VOLE won victory over STONEWALL in a popular 5 minute duel. PEEG overpowered SPOTTED PONY in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight. AFROSLEAZIAC savagely defeated FURTIVE RETURNS in a exciting 2 minute gruesome battle. SNIPE HUNTER overpowered VELVET VIXEN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. SIR CUITOUS was vanquished by CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided contest. PISTOL overpowered ALVIN YORK in a popular 1 minute one-sided match. STILLWATER was savagely defeated by VERUCA SALT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight. EVERSTORM devastated ACK VERT in a 1 minute mismatched match. TICKLE ME HOFFA demolished LAME AIM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal uneven match. AUDIE MURPHY defeated CEREBRAL JANITOR in a action packed 2 minute fight. GIGANTA was handily defeated by CARPET BURN in a 1 minute mismatched match. VICTORY murdered SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute one-sided duel. BLOODSTONE overpowered SIMILDE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. S. MARY ROSE overcame KARMAKAZI in a action packed 1 minute conflict. COOKIE SNORT demolished JIM PENGOUIN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout. MIGHTY MITE bested SLAP HAPPY in a exciting 3 minute match. DEBBIE DOES DM overpowered SMALL CAT in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray. MONSTER was demolished by CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute one-sided contest. BLISS was demolished by SEITAN in a 2 minute uneven bout. SULACCO slimly won victory over DRY KEG in a action packed 4 minute gruesome match. COL SALOMON was overpowered by JOE BLACK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. LEMON DROP demolished IMNOTA GOD in a popular 3 minute gory one-sided brawl. RUG BURN was savagely defeated by ELEKTRA in a action packed 3 minute competition. IMAGE ENHANCER overpowered ZIN in a exciting 3 minute one-sided bout. SSSS vanquished YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. GLITTER MARKS was viciously subdued by VIOLENT VOLE in a 2 minute contest. JOHN was vanquished by ROMUALD B TUNE in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle. WOUNDHEALER was unbelievably bested by (J)AY (C)EE in a action packed 7 minute battle. POCKET FISSION was devastated by SIRTON in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel. DUCK RUBBER demolished MARK in a popular 1 minute uneven match. NUNZIO lost to BOISE in a action packed 1 minute fray. PERFECT LOVER savagely defeated MAGENTA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition. RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN was demolished by F. TIM in a 1 minute one-sided competition. CARNAL handily defeated JUSTICE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. BUBBA was overpowered by NAVARRE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. WILL DUEL FOR FOOD bested GORDIAN in a action packed 1 minute match. ASHANTI was outwaited by PERSONAL BEJEEZUS in a action packed 9 minute duel. THE POLARIZER was handily defeated by PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 1 minute uneven match. FRANK was overpowered by ED 209 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. TOTAL PUD was handily defeated by JOHNNY B GOODE in a 1 minute uneven contest. LIL NOIR vanquished HERPES THE LUVBUG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fray. VIGO overpowered DOAMER in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided match. BIG BROTHER overpowered PUDDING PARADE in a 1 minute uneven fight. THERMODYNAMICS devastated MURGEN in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray. THE 13TH WARRIOR was demolished by PIPE BOMB in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. FRIED CHICKEN viciously subdued 2 + 2 = 4 in a action packed 2 minute bloody match. ARMSTRONG was devastated by COBRA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match. NEPHRON overpowered JONES in a 1 minute one-sided bout. SUPER BUM was viciously subdued by MUKAARTH in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal duel. IN THE PIG! savagely defeated CATHERWOOD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition. SNAPPY GEORGE won victory over BURGATORY in a exciting 3 minute melee. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 62 PARRY-STRIKE 28 - 21 - 0 57 | |SLASHING ATTACK 30 LUNGING ATTACK 337 - 302 - 10 53 | |WALL OF STEEL 29 BASHING ATTACK 44 - 40 - 0 52 | |STRIKING ATTACK 19 SLASHING ATTACK 149 - 137 - 1 52 | |TOTAL PARRY 19 STRIKING ATTACK 101 - 95 - 2 52 | |AIMED BLOW 16 AIMED BLOW 85 - 82 - 3 51 | |PARRY-LUNGE 15 TOTAL PARRY 99 - 108 - 0 48 | |BASHING ATTACK 10 PARRY-LUNGE 71 - 81 - 3 47 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 WALL OF STEEL 129 - 152 - 1 46 | |PARRY-STRIKE 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 18 - 39 - 0 32 | Turn 458 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: BASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 8 4 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 8 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 16 3 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 33 - 29 AIMED BLOW 7 - 9 2 PARRY-LUNGE WALL OF STEEL 15 - 14 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 11 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK THE EXPLOITER 22-1226 53 34 1 273 THE REPUBLICANS (114) AIMED BLOW BELIAL 7-3838 101 69 2 362 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) WALL OF STEEL ALVORANDO 82-3664 27 8 0 276 THE BLACK ELITE (3857) PARRY-LUNGE LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 44 18 1 245 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) SLASHING ATTACK PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 82 52 0 233 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) BASHING ATTACK GLACIER 75-2046 66 41 3 233 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) TOTAL PARRY THE BEAST 3-5547 51 64 0 222 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) PARRY-RIPOSTE TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505 50 31 0 204 SPECIAL ED (2722) STRIKING ATTACK VICTORY 75-757 17 11 2 201 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) PARRY-STRIKE FOXY LADY 18-2695 47 40 0 199 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior this turn was GORDON 36-4536. The ten other most popular fighters were WOUNDHEALER 65-4496, ASHANTI 6-5352, LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149, HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670, HOT HAZEL 98-608, MUKAARTH 16-5156, STONEWALL 25-3895, THE BEAST 3-5547, COUCH POTATO 3-2985, and LEMON DROP 33-6685. The least popular fighter this week was JONES 14-1283. The other ten least popular fighters were PUDDING PARADE 42-3902, DOAMER 18-2265, HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055, THE POLARIZER 18-7025, BUBBA 7-4833, JUSTICE 22-5949, POCKET FISSION 3-6066, COL SALOMON 17-5290, MONSTER 42-467, and SIMILDE 51-4248. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 2 3 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 3 0 TRICORUS(51) 2 3 0 OSKSI(3) 5 6 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 2 0 JHELUM(4) 4 2 0 POINT(27) 1 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0 KALTOS(5) 1 2 0 MORYA(28) 1 1 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0 TRANSEL(6) 2 2 0 LAPUR(29) 1 2 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 3 1 0 BONSUR(7) 4 4 0 IAYE(30) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 2 0 ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 2 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 3 1 0 ZUKAL(9) 1 3 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 3 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 5 0 0 KOLACT(10) 2 4 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 SENTERN(70) 1 0 0 RIZTAB(12) 3 2 0 MURSKA(35) 1 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0 DULLENS(13) 1 2 0 JHANS(36) 1 2 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 0 1 0 TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 2 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 7 3 1 MALCORN(15) 2 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 2 0 WILLAF(16) 2 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 2 1 0 ALJAFIR(17) 2 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 6 0 DWES EG(82) 9 3 0 TALCAMA(18) 9 18 0 VEASTIAN(43) 2 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 0 0 SUNSET(21) 2 3 0 CAER(48) 1 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0 SOLVEN(22) 6 2 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0 TI(23) 2 0 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SORROW 1-2863 38 25 2 203 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT THE BEAST 3-5547 51 64 0 222 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 36 40 2 198 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM POPE 5-4090 46 52 2 191 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS PEGASUS 6-4161 24 24 1 166 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL BOOZEHOUND 7-871 33 24 0 442 LIQUOR CABINET II (4518) BONSUR FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 47 24 0 234 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS D. FILER 9-4721 40 10 1 201 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL SIR VIVOR 10-4065 74 40 0 204 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856 31 28 1 184 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB SMALL CAT 13-4200 44 71 1 151 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS JONES 14-1283 20 109 4 52 MIKES (3982) TOBIR ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 46 26 2 223 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN THE BISMARCK 16-4481 36 19 1 211 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF SEITAN 17-4403 33 36 1 149 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR LADY LUCK 18-2925 39 37 1 221 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA STONE KILLER 21-5245 29 10 1 191 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET THE EXPLOITER 22-1226 53 34 1 273 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 47 35 1 292 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 49 29 1 209 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 20 14 0 70 GET SMART (4066) POINT WIMPY WIND 28-3517 25 25 1 176 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA JOHN 29-4177 42 57 0 108 MEN (4412) LAPUR NEPHRON 30-4147 25 26 1 85 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE BLOODSTONE 32-3383 38 35 1 169 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT LEMON DROP 33-6685 28 27 0 156 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 41 40 0 142 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 46 46 2 202 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA GORDON 36-4536 49 18 1 258 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 82 52 0 233 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 19 52 0 80 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME MATA HARI 41-3812 33 21 0 180 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI JIMBY 42-3777 43 36 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 44 18 1 245 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN JOE BLACK 48-3639 22 16 1 148 THE BEARS (677) CAER HOFFA 49-3185 58 80 0 132 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR MARCO 51-5008 40 16 2 219 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS MAGELLAN 59-126 29 30 0 182 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS SLAP HAPPY 60-6031 23 32 0 124 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI CHARLIE 61-2873 51 45 0 177 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 35 26 0 231 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS GORDIAN 63-2104 20 10 0 81 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI COM DOT 65-6217 43 26 0 208 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG THE REAPER 69-8774 64 33 0 319 BLOOD MOON (3649) CIMMERIAC PERFECT LOVER 70-7341 11 5 0 83 KANSAS (4612) SENTERN PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 32 34 0 170 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR BLISS 74-2940 24 13 0 123 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV GLACIER 75-2046 66 41 3 233 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN SALLY RIDE 77-2378 30 24 2 177 HEROES (3408) MAZGOURRAH S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 34 29 1 157 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN ALVORANDO 82-3664 27 8 0 276 THE BLACK ELITE (3857) DWES EG COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 25 10 5 196 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS MARCINKO 97-961 20 18 5 199 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE