ADVANCED DUELMASTERS
Date : 03/16/2004 Duedate: 03/29/2004
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-459
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-PIMPS 9/4318 16 6 0 72.7 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622
NATURE'S FORCE 82/4841 CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839
ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488
ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309 15 SACRILEGIOUS 15/4838 109 94 2 53.7
2-WENSINWASIN 15/4772 5 2 0 71.4 16 VERMIN!! 82/4315 903 812 10 52.7
WENSINWASIN L.K. 10/4771 SIR AGLIO 10/2079
3 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 21 13 1 61.8 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 17 SPECIAL ED 17/4525 200 180 1 52.6
4 BABES 36/3876 2479 1586 45 61.0 SPECIAL ED 23/2722
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471
BOY O'S 51/4027 DUELMASTERS NICKNAME 96/4824
HEROES 77/3408 18 HAND ON YOUR 29/4845 252 228 1 52.5
THE BEARS 35/2674 19-ARENA FELINE 12/4494 127 119 0 51.6
THE HURT 36/1309 20-ROCK-ETTS II 78/4814 188 178 2 51.4
THE BEARS 48/677 21 CARTOUCHE 51/3495 313 298 8 51.2
THE BEARS 42/768 FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331
NASTY MOB 21/4730 ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583
DEATH THREAT 29/4804 EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452
5 FOOD FIGHT 33/3860 75 50 0 60.0 22 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 574 566 8 50.4
6 FARSCAPE 10/4155 24 16 0 60.0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D 82/4619
7 POWERPUFF GI 12/4515 6 4 0 60.0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411
8 KA-POW! 15/3970 1121 769 13 59.3 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q 82/4402
BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 SUPERIOR FORCES IJ 65/4610
9 KANSAS 70/4612 1490 1096 14 57.6 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/3757
THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145
BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536
STOOPID MOVIES 82/4759 SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 23 ENIGMA 62/4768 134 133 1 50.2
10 SURPRISE! 63/4736 907 702 13 56.4 ALCHEMY 18/4818
FOREIGN FOODS 82/4169 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778
RUSTY NAILS 82/4363 82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384
I TRAINED THEM 30/3047 JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500
MAIN COURSE 82/4440 24 BOOGIE NIGHT 43/2800 698 696 6 50.1
PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987 DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608
NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822 WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433
GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345 25-LUST MUPPETS 32/4248 93 93 1 50.0
LOST SOULS II 4/2818 MY WIFE'S COSMETICS 82/4246
WORKING MEN 63/4752 WHY I PLAY DM 82/4616
MY THIRD PARENT 82/4654 26-THE WILLBURYS 6/4327 137 139 0 49.6
OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808 THE WILLBURYS 13 13/3990
LOST SOULS II 9/2309 27 LEGALESE 75/4658 145 163 3 47.1
CARE PACKAGE 56/4442 GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595
GET SMART 27/4066 THE REPUBLICANS 22/114
11 I AM SUCK 82/4760 309 242 5 56.1 28 GENERAL SURG 56/4850 79 90 0 46.7
ENVENOMED 82/4693 FIRESIGN THEATRE 48/2803
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 THE BLACK COMPANY 1/4837
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 29 ON THE PILL 53/4829 292 335 6 46.6
12 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680 29 24 1 54.7 COLOR ME SUAVE 42/4426
CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052
13 THE NUKES 3/1445 267 224 1 54.4 30 GIFTED 69/3978 758 897 8 45.8
OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430 BLOOD MOON 69/3649
FRUIT PUPPETS 37/2520 CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503
14 CAMERON CRAZI 9/3908 210 180 1 53.8 YO YO TRICKS 69/4107
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 40 KREWE OF DRUI 6/4679 29 43 1 40.3
NASTY PETS 82/4846 41 BLADE BROTHE 82/4847 41 74 0 35.7
31 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 126 152 0 45.3 42 THE DREIHDEN 74/4848 5 9 0 35.7
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 43 MEN 29/4412 583 1075 11 35.2
PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 JOHNS 5/3510
THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 TALES 43/2584
32 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 684 829 8 45.2 HABIT 78/4547
33-LIQUOR CABINE 7/4518 215 261 2 45.2 STORIES 49/2835
ESTIMATED PROPHETS 12/4516 WHY KNOT 63/2669
SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT 7/4710 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
34 GENOCIDE 51/4423 31 38 1 44.9 MIKES 14/3982
THE WARRIORS 10/438 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
35 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 246 317 1 43.7 44 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 10 19 1 34.5
36 BLADE ZEN 74/4492 47 61 0 43.5 45 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507 22 42 0 34.4
FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706 46 MAD SCIENTIST 18/392 730 1436 3 33.7
GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581 THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4476
37-BIRDS 41/4735 146 193 1 43.1 THE BLACK ELITE 82/3857
THE OFFENDERS 17/1987 BLACK ODYSSEY 42/3142
RESCUE 77/3887 CARE LESS BEARS 1/1077
ERRATA 25/3564 47 THE EXPLORER 59/2235 19 38 0 33.3
TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704 PIG BATTALION 33/4717
EL EQUIDO 13/3225 48 SAND DANCERS 75/2258 423 915 4 31.6
38 PB MAX 27/4281 33 47 2 41.3 FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069
JELLO TIME 72/2280 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217
ABBY NORMAL 4/1012 GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481
THE BALROGS 3/1011 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767
EMOTIONAL FISH 39/1674 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697
39 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 519 754 5 40.8 49 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 50 114 0 30.5
ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652 50-FLAT BROKE 82/4842 3 7 0 30.0
LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197 SANDS OF TIME 38/4666
ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 70/3555 51 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 4 10 0 28.6
OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624 52-TRANSGRESSOR 21/4835 2 8 0 20.0
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300 53-FERROUS MEN 35/723 0 4 0 0.0
MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756 54 BLACKHEART'S 16/4844 1 1 0 50.0
WILD KINGDOM 35/4193 55-T.P.S 27/2834 0 1 0 0.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Tides of Magic #20 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
The Isle of the Eye, Stronghold Academy:
"Time," the old wizard said to his students, "is not a simple matter, especially
when considered in the context of the multiverse. It does not flow at the same speed
in one universe as it does in another. For instance, what seems like months here in
Alastari may be but a moment in the universe which contains Thallia. And to
complicate matters further, a moment here may appear, under other circumstances, to
be months in the Thallian world. This is primarily due to the density of the Chaos
dimension between the universes at the instants of transition, and although it cannot
be reliably calculated, it can be roughly estimated by--"
The student mages bent to their notes.
Picking up where we left off (only a moment for them) at various places in the
Thallian universe:
Scarlatti had expected them to go by ship to some other island, or to the
mainland of this world, whatever it was. But the lizard men were leading the way to
high ground, and from the arrangement of the trees and stones on that knoll, he
realized that the transportation was going to be magical. Teleportation, perhaps--he
had to remind himself that the instability that made teleportation on Ghea so
dangerous did not apply here. Wherever here was. Possibly a true Gate. Would that
mean that the home of the lizard folk was in a different world, just as Ghea was in a
different world from this one?
"If they can open this Gate," Carris Fallstar muttered, "they can open a Gate to
Ghea."
"It's easier to open a Gate that is already there," Fizban pointed out. "As
this one which will lead us to their home clearly is. The Gate to OUR home will have
to be found or created first. We must do this their way--their Gates first."
"That is the bargain we agreed to," Rogan added.
"I wasn't suggesting we break it," Carris snapped. "You humans are too damned
touchy about things like that--which shows your race's basic unreliability. I was
just making an observation."
The oldest of the lizard men, the one that might be a wizard, though his regalia
of bones and shells and odd bits of this and that seemed more like the gear of a
witchdoctor, gestured them forward. They took positions at his direction, along with
an equal number of lizard warriors.
The old lizard shook his rattle and whistled a call into the sky. Power rippled
around him. Around them. The world faded to gray.
*** ***** *** ***** ***
It was bitterly cold.
Fizban huddled into his robe and wished for something warmer. Old men shouldn't
have to be out in weather like this! And whether or not their new associates were
true cold-blooded reptiles, they were not adapted to function at this temperature.
No wonder they'd wanted the Gheans' help. No doubt this frozen wasteland was only a
stepping stone to the lizard men's home, but it must be a sore trial to them. Fizban
turned to speak to the gladiators who were with him.
One of the snowy humps that littered the landscape straightened up to a height
of seven feet and bared its fangs.
Power rippled across the sea, turning blue water to steel gray and the clear sky
to a dome of white glass.
"Sorcery!" the ship's captain gasped. He made a sign to avert ill fortune.
A futile sign, Shylock knew. The power that gripped this ship, the power he
could feel all around him, was too great for such a simple preventive measure. There
was power enough here to turn the world inside out.
And that was what it was doing.
*** ***** *** ***** ***
Shylock had heard of waterspouts, though he'd never seen one. He suspected he
was seeing one now--from the inside. The ship seemed to be spiraling along the inner
surface of a tube of glassy water. He couldn't guess how fast they were going, and
he rather thought the concept was meaningless here anyway. His own magical ability
was insufficient to affect anything here--so far. He vowed silently to work HARD to
increase his knowledge and exercise his skill until such matters would NOT be beyond
him. But he could observe, and perhaps learn something from this unique experience.
He glanced around to see how the others on the ship were handling this and
realized that the ship was gone. Or mostly gone. He was riding on the ghostly
outline of a ship which had neither hull nor deck nor sails but only what looked like
a draftsman's rendering of those things, and there was no one with him except
Clemenda.
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Ladies and Gentlemen of Talahya,
Welcome to another round of fights on this sunny spring day! The birds are
twittering, the apple trees are blooming, and all is well with the world!
...except for four of our number who were unfortunately slain, and now suffer
the headache, nausea, and general migraine-like symptoms of resurrection:
E. VICTOR (9-4864) (17-14-1,105) of LETTER BOMBS challenged COL SALOMON (17-
5290) (23-21-1,109) of 82ND ILLINOIS. E. VICTOR executed COL SALOMON in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge fray. A wreath of honeysuckle and early lilies of the valley goes
out to the Colonel, with my sympathy.
SERVLET SALLY (82-5895) (33-18-0,195) of SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q fought MR. WRINKLE-
FREE (42-3880) (36-26-4,189) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SERVLET SALLY executed MR. WRINKLE-
FREE in a 1 minute uneven bout. For Mr. Wrinkle-Free we have a pot of blue pansies,
unscented because of his allergies.
S. MARY ROSE (78-2313) (34-29-1,157) of HABIT fought PSYCHIC BREAD (27-2883)
(19-3-1,143) of PB MAX. S. MARY ROSE was butchered by PSYCHIC BREAD in an exciting 1
minute mismatched match. Good heavens, it sounds like a case of possessed baked
goods, complete with projectile-- well, better not to describe. For Sister Mary
Rose, a head of butter lettuce and a soothing bottle of cold seltzer water.
LEITZITH (16-4444) (27-24-0,196) of ALL-TIME GREATS TV challenged SNIPE HUNTER
(4-3708) (36-40-2,198) of OUT OF FAEYRIE. LEITZITH butchered SNIPE HUNTER in a 1
minute gory one-sided Challenge contest. Aha! A TV challenge resulting in death! I
don't know whether that means anything, but I have sent Snipe Hunter a gift
certificate to the Snipery, a new restaurant specializing in, obviously, snipe. For
use, of course, when he is feeling better.
The slaying of Snipe Hunter was one of just three Tournament Victor challenges
this cycle. Here are the other two:
MARCO (51-5008) (40-16-2,219) of BOY O'S TV challenged THE EXPLOITER (22-1226)
(53-34-1,273) of THE REPUBLICANS. MARCO devastated THE EXPLOITER in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge Title fight. This may have happened because The Exploiter
forgot to hand in a Tower Guardian's column. It is well known that writing a column
makes the defender of the title more confident and therefore harder to beat. Marco,
I expect better from you. And Marco, if you are not afraid I urge you to challenge
Belial. This would be an up-challenge and I think that this amazing Aimed Blow
practitioner, who has so long languished just under the Tower Guardian's position,
deserves a chance at the Title. Don't you?
STONE KILLER (21-5245) (29-10-1,191) of NASTY MOB TV challenged POPE (5-4090)
(46-52-2,191) of JOHNS. STONE KILLER handily defeated POPE in a 1 minute one-sided
Challenge match. By the way, Pope was our most challenged warrior this cycle, so who
knows how many other TV challenges may have been thrown at him, eh?
Out of Faeyrie was most avoided, receiving a whopping two avoids, one from Mike
Believe of Powerpuff Girls and one from Imnota God, of Superior Forces 1F. There
were a total of eight avoids made by five warriors. I congratulate the managers of
those warriors for using all of the tools in their possession to help their heroes in
the ring succeed. If you avoid who you think will challenge you, there is a better
chance that your own challenges will go through. Right?
Hmm, let's see...I'm sorry to observe that Bubba has fallen to the foundation
position in the rankings. BUBBA (7-4833) (20-44-0,48) of MORGAN'S BOYS fought
ENDYMION (6-4163) (22-27-1,36) of KREWE OF DRUID. BUBBA was demolished by ENDYMION
in a 1 minute uneven bout. Try harder, Bubba! Urge your manager to change your
strategy and to post challenges and avoids for you!
Our perennial popularity leader Ho-Chan the Axe was victorious today! Woo hoo!
TAXES (22-1661) (27-20-1,181) of THE DEMOCRATS challenged HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670)
(104-145-2,189) of SAND DANCERS. TAXES was narrowly defeated by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a
2 minute Challenge match. Well fought sir! We must, of course, assume that Taxes
has a great many more tourney fights under his belt than his record shows on the
surface.
This cycle's "scum sympathy vote" goes to Slap Happy. VIOLENT VOLE (82-4565)
(15-5-0,110) of MAMMAL MILITIA fought SLAP HAPPY (60-6031) (23-32-0,124) of BUMS 'R'
US. VIOLENT VOLE was savagely defeated by SLAP HAPPY in a 7 minute competition. I
don't know how much sympathy Mr. Happy needs, as he did win very decisively.
Alas, Ed 209, it was not a good day for you. You lost your fight and were voted
least popular warrior this cycle. Might I suggest a few cups of strong kav before
your fight next time, work yourself into a frenzy and come out foaming. The crowd
likes that. DOAMER (18-2265) (22-22-1,38) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought ED 209 (5-3955)
(23-27-4,87) of TECHNOLOGY. DOAMER overpowered ED 209 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
That's all he wrote, except the advice. When pulling weeds, it is best to soak
the garden first. You do get muddy, but the weeds come up easily by the roots and
that way they won't grow back. If you just pull the tops off, they'll come back
really fast.
Enjoy the lovely spring and TTFN!
Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARCO 51-5008 41 16 2 240 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BOOZEHOUND 7-871 33 24 0 442 LIQUOR CABINET II (4518) BONSUR
BELIAL 7-3838 102 69 2 371 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
THE REAPER 69-8774 65 33 0 343 BLOOD MOON (3649) CIMMERIAC
GORDON 36-4536 50 18 1 279 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
-ALVORANDO 82-3664 27 8 0 276 THE BLACK ELITE (3857) DWES EG
-BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162 38 13 0 265 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 34 18 1 257 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402) DWES EG
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 83 52 0 256 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 36 26 0 252 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
LEITZITH 16-4444 28 24 1 244 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
KHIRZA 7-1862 112 131 3 241 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 48 24 0 238 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254 53 48 0 237 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
MAGMA 75-2049 65 46 0 235 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 56 33 1 233 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC
PEEG 43-2613 130 124 3 232 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636 50 31 4 228 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
TSUNAMI 75-2214 28 6 2 223 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 75 40 0 222 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
ANKLEBITER 22-1163 49 43 3 222 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
D. FILER 9-4721 41 10 1 221 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
PISTOL 65-6205 48 35 1 220 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
WOBBLENUT 18-6650 65 51 0 219 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
JIMBY 42-3777 44 36 1 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
MARCINKO 97-961 21 18 5 218 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
DEMENTHA 4-2907 34 16 2 215 ABBY NORMAL (1012) JHELUM
COM DOT 65-6217 44 26 0 214 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 41 54 0 212 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
UNBRIDLED 15-3923 44 28 1 211 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
-SENGIR VAMPIRE 15-2872 39 30 1 211 WENSINWASIN (4772) MALCORN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 66 43 1 210 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 51 31 0 210 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
NEVERMORE 1-5260 27 24 2 209 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
FOXY LADY 18-2695 48 40 0 208 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941 52 38 7 207 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 42 41 0 206 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 66 55 1 204 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-METEOR SHOWER 60-4563 33 18 0 204 NATURAL DISASTERS (1822) ARADI
KATE BUSH 18-1413 69 52 0 203 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
JIGGLE 72-231 31 14 1 203 JELLO TIME (2280) DRAGONHEAD
SORROW 1-2863 38 26 2 202 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
STONE KILLER 21-5245 30 10 1 202 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
VORTEX 75-1870 68 69 0 201 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
BLACK CYCLOPS 42-3344 38 54 2 200 BLACK ODYSSEY (3142) RODEKI
VICTORY 75-757 17 12 2 200 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GLACIER 75-2046 66 42 3 199 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
THE BEAST 3-5547 51 65 0 199 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
-CARE-LESS 56-3356 41 13 0 199 CARE PACKAGE (4442) ROCANIS
MAELSTROM 75-2202 49 27 1 198 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 48 30 2 198 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 46 27 2 198 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 44 19 1 198 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 36 20 1 198 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 25 11 5 198 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 105 145 2 197 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829 69 66 6 197 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
THE EXPLOITER 22-1226 53 35 1 196 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
-FILLETED 36-2659 36 33 3 196 THE HURT (1309) JHANS
CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509 26 10 2 196 CARNAGE CANARIES (4734) SUNSET
-GOTTM BEERBALLS 7-864 36 27 6 195 LIQUOR CABINET II (4518) BONSUR
-UNDERGROUND EDDIE 70-5974 67 48 0 194 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (3555 SENTERN
JACOB 10-233 56 68 2 194 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 42 29 0 194 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 43 48 0 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
LADY LUCK 18-2925 39 38 1 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 47 36 1 192 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
VELVET VIXEN 9-3275 34 36 0 192 LOST SOULS II (2309) ZUKAL
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 46 47 2 191 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 49 30 1 190 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
THE BIG 'E' 9-4474 42 35 0 190 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
DALI PARTON 18-3274 41 41 3 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
QUASAR 18-5925 35 38 0 189 MAD SCIENTISTS (392) TALCAMA
EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 84 58 2 188 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
GLORY 1-6847 42 39 0 188 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 36 41 2 188 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
MAGELLAN 59-126 29 31 0 188 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
HATSHEPSUT 51-4157 53 71 1 187 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 39 35 1 187 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 36 33 1 187 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
POPE 5-4090 46 53 2 186 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
EASTWOOD 7-4788 34 24 1 186 GUNFIGHTERS (4595) BONSUR
BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856 31 29 1 186 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873 22 14 1 186 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 36 27 4 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
CARPET BURN 3-5698 35 31 0 184 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
STRONGEST #3 40-173 47 92 1 183 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 26 25 1 183 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
-VERUCA SALT 10-3033 36 25 1 182 WENSINWASIN L.K. (4771) KOLACT
PEACE 19-4280 26 26 2 181 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHARLIE 61-2873 52 45 0 180 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 31 20 1 180 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
PSYCHIC BREAD 27-2883 20 3 2 180 PB MAX (4281) POINT
PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 49 56 0 178 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
EVERSTORM 69-641 47 43 2 178 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
TAXES 22-1661 27 21 1 178 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
LOUANNSALLY 18-4564 43 43 3 177 OUT OF THE HILLS (2808) TALCAMA
-LUGH 4-3809 35 22 3 177 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 28 26 0 177 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 42 87 3 176 CARE LESS BEARS (1077) MORDANT
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 34 21 1 176 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
LUSTY LOX 39-1477 32 23 1 176 EMOTIONAL FISH (1674) XOCHITHLAN
TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 36 33 1 174 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC
MATA HARI 41-3812 33 22 0 173 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 32 35 0 172 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 51 45 1 171 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
LARCENY 75-2720 29 17 0 171 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MR. PALLYBUDDY 53-5163 40 41 1 169 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
SALLY RIDE 77-2378 30 25 2 167 HEROES (3408) MAZGOURRAH
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 27 23 0 165 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
SSSS 82-14051 11 26 0 165 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (4619) DWES EG
VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 43 30 3 164 GENOCIDE (4423) TRICORUS
ELEKTRA 4-3652 29 12 0 163 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
SIMILDE 51-4248 48 92 0 161 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
JOE BLACK 48-3639 23 16 1 161 THE BEARS (677) CAER
SEITAN 17-4403 34 36 1 160 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR
ACK VERT 18-7429 30 21 1 156 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
GIGANTA 62-3197 36 43 2 155 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145) VALAMANTIS
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 42 40 0 154 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 36 21 0 154 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SMALL CAT 13-4200 45 71 1 153 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 43 39 3 152 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
LEMON DROP 33-6685 28 28 0 151 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MONSTER 42-467 41 44 0 150 THE BEARS (768) RODEKI
-UNCLE FUNGUS 53-2778 25 24 1 150 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
-SQUEEZE A WALNUT 53-5164 33 49 1 149 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
-ALADAR 82-13483 22 7 0 149 RUSTY NAILS (4363) DWES EG
AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 31 12 0 146 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
-THE COMMUNITY GUY 53-2043 29 35 3 145 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
E. VICTOR 9-4864 18 14 2 145 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 34 30 1 144 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 24 19 0 144 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 22 19 0 144 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CULUBRA 10-235 50 67 0 143 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 26 24 3 143 MAD SCIENTISTS (392) TALCAMA
HEARSAY 75-2721 25 15 3 142 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 24 26 3 142 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-SPA MAN 53-2886 23 24 1 142 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
PEGASUS 6-4161 24 25 1 137 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
YUMPIN YIMINI 3-4140 19 8 0 136 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 39 24 0 135 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
SLAP HAPPY 60-6031 24 32 0 133 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
JOHN 29-4177 43 57 0 130 MEN (4412) LAPUR
ZIN 3-4197 44 74 0 127 GAMES LIBRARY (3481) OSKSI
IMNOTA GOD 33-4801 27 11 0 126 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (3757) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
BLISS 74-2940 25 13 0 125 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
HOFFA 49-3185 58 81 0 123 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 26 22 0 123 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 51 51 4 122 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
KA D'ARGO 10-4270 24 12 1 122 FARSCAPE (4155) KOLACT
CLINTON 22-2516 28 17 1 118 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
-KARMAKAZI 4-4255 27 19 0 117 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
MIKE BELIEVE 12-5552 24 23 0 117 POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515) RIZTAB
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 15 6 0 112 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
SULACCO 4-5128 24 16 2 108 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
ADAM 7-4830 20 45 2 107 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 17 11 1 106 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
SIRTON 82-9190 10 1 0 105 I AM SUCK (4760) DWES EG
LAME AIM 22-5656 19 11 1 103 GLADIATION FOLLY (4345) SOLVEN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NORAF 82-3856 10 6 0 100 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
DRY KEG 33-6679 22 34 0 99 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
COL SALOMON 17-5290 23 22 1 98 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
MISS FILE 3-3461 21 13 0 98 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
WOUNDHEALER 65-4496 9 5 0 98 BOOK OF SWORDS (4305) DAL SHANG
4-0 PROLENE 56-2570 24 19 1 97 GENERAL SURGERY (4850) ROCANIS
COCAINE 78-2311 22 42 0 97 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PUN DAT 16-4789 18 42 1 97 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
-(J)AY (C)EE 13-2647 31 18 0 96 THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990) DULLENS
-WILL DUEL FOR FOOD 7-4827 21 9 0 96 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710) BONSUR
THE 13TH WARRIOR 82-6346 5 2 0 95 STOOPID MOVIES (4759) DWES EG
BIG BROTHER 3-5568 47 67 0 94 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
PERFECT LOVER 70-7341 12 5 0 93 KANSAS (4612) SENTERN
VIGO 18-6086 18 4 0 92 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
OLD MAJOR 33-3149 19 15 1 91 PIG BATTALION (4717) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-ROLLERCOASTER 65-5946 11 2 1 91 SUPERIOR FORCES IJ (4610) DAL SHANG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-RAZOR HAWK 18-7656 22 23 1 90 BEAST MASTERS (4605) TALCAMA
-NIPPLES RUSSELL 53-5681 32 27 1 89 ON THE PILL (4829) KHALHUMS
GORDIAN 63-2104 21 10 0 89 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 3 0 0 88 THE BLACK PHALANX (4476) RIZTAB
-BOISE 18-6687 19 4 1 87 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA
-BRAN AP CADAL 35-3713 22 19 1 86 CHILDREN OF LLYR (3107) MURSKA
-AUTOMAN 82-10032 5 22 0 86 MY THIRD PARENT (4654) DWES EG
BLONDIE 36-5723 19 18 0 85 BABES (3876) JHANS
-STAPLE GUN 30-3836 16 5 1 85 I TRAINED THEM (3047) IAYE
-RED EYE 52-2171 20 21 3 84 ASSASSIN NATION (4352) FRATSFA
COBRA 29-4355 18 12 1 84 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 17 2 1 83 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
CARNAL 21-5388 24 17 0 82 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
PIPE LAYER 63-2406 22 9 0 81 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
-CREPES 82-4737 15 8 2 81 FOREIGN FOODS (4169) DWES EG
-TARGEN 36-5783 21 13 4 80 IRON TIGERS (4806) JHANS
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 32 14 1 79 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
F. TIM 78-2315 28 32 1 79 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
ABRULA 3-6027 21 6 0 79 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
-IRON-HIDE 35-286 20 17 2 79 FERROUS MEN (723) MURSKA
PANCREOSIS 4-4241 26 19 2 78 ABBY NORMAL (1012) JHELUM
-GARY CONDIT 22-5914 19 20 1 78 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661 23 6 0 77 MAIN COURSE (4440) DWES EG
-OCTAPUSSY 12-5720 19 13 1 76 ARENA FELINES II (4494) RIZTAB
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 32 41 0 75 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BIGGLES 60-6032 22 34 0 75 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
-CAESAR 17-6258 21 12 0 75 HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487) ALJAFIR
-PERSONAL BEJEEZUS 12-5451 16 5 0 75 ESTIMATED PROPHETS (4516) RIZTAB
-POCKET FISSION 3-6066 21 10 2 74 THE NUKES (1445) OSKSI
-TSOMEGH 51-5132 21 10 1 74 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
-STERLING 42-3950 19 14 3 74 FLAGG'S FIVE (4579) RODEKI
CHASITY BELT 18-6507 17 5 0 74 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 23 29 0 72 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
NUNZIO 51-4799 17 8 1 72 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
DRUHD 3-6054 19 12 0 71 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
-RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400 17 6 1 69 SURPRISE! (4736) AMEN-TEI
NEPHRON 30-4147 25 27 1 68 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 24 26 0 68 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
ASHANTI 6-5352 19 25 4 68 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
POTOMACC 21-5489 17 12 0 68 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
-NAVARRE 6-5161 7 0 0 68 THE WILLBURYS 6 (4327) TRANSEL
MATCHU PICHU 3-3710 16 11 3 66 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
MAGENTA 3-5711 39 62 0 65 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
IN THE PIG! 96-864 19 14 5 65 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
FUNGARI 3-6171 19 6 0 65 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
JUIBLEX 3-5975 20 14 0 64 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
THE POLARIZER 18-7025 19 9 1 64 MAD SCIENTISTS (392) TALCAMA
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 17 9 0 64 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 20 15 0 63 GET SMART (4066) POINT
-DERBIE FOYLE 5-4556 18 8 1 63 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (4600) KALTOS
-RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN 7-4839 23 14 0 62 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710) BONSUR
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 19 53 0 62 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MUKAARTH 16-5156 17 6 3 59 BLACKHEART'S AXE (4844) WILLAF
LACKING 4-5071 21 8 0 57 ABBY NORMAL (1012) JHELUM
-A-10 33-2563 18 24 1 57 PIG BATTALION (4717) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-JUSTICE 22-5949 20 13 0 56 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
-QUEENSRYCHE 40-3942 15 10 0 55 THAT 80'S METAL (4643) ZENSU
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 23 9 0 53 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-ACUTE 60-6048 15 8 0 53 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
ED 209 5-3955 23 28 4 52 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
ENDYMION 6-4163 23 27 1 52 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
MISS NOMER 3-3355 19 16 0 52 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
-MURGEN 1-7283 17 18 1 51 THE BLACK COMPANY (4837) MORDANT
-CRIMSON 16-5197 15 5 0 50 PHOENIX (4849) WILLAF
KING BEAR 35-3629 21 9 1 49 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
JONES 14-1283 20 110 4 49 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
FRANK 3-5707 37 65 1 48 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
-TOTAL PUD 27-2787 15 16 0 48 T.P.S (2834) POINT
-SACRIFICIAL KNIFE 29-1302 14 4 1 47 HAND ON YOUR HEART (4845) LAPUR
MARK 5-4088 36 63 2 45 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
-ARMSTRONG 59-1291 23 16 1 42 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
DINGO 35-3716 17 8 1 42 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
RABID DOG 82-1078 10 6 0 40 NASTY PETS (4846) DWES EG
-MOONSTONE 78-2405 17 7 0 37 ROCK-ETTS II (4814) LIN TIRIAN
BURGATORY 15-4532 14 21 1 36 SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (4838) MALCORN
-CATHERWOOD 48-2225 17 18 1 34 FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803) CAER
-EINSTEIN 35-279 15 18 1 34 FERROUS MEN (723) MURSKA
BUBBA 7-4833 20 45 0 32 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
-MANALGER 96-986 6 6 4 24 DUELMASTERS NICKNAME (4824 OLD VALAMANTIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
COL SALOMON 17-5290 23 22 1 82ND ILLINOIS 4384 E. VICTOR 9-4864 459
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 36 27 4 COLOR ME SUAVE 4426 SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 459
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 34 30 1 HABIT 4547 PSYCHIC BREAD 27-2883 459
SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 36 41 2 OUT OF FAEYRIE 1430 LEITZITH 16-4444 459
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Comfortably Numb -- I wish! -- Ho-Chan the Axe
Wimpy Wind -- You're well-named, I fear. -- Glory
P.S. Of course, I do have the FE advantage over you.
Kate Bush -- Are you old? You don't fight that way. -- Charlie
P.S. Or is it because you're centered?
Bloodstone -- You elves are so mean! -- Similde
Debby Does Dm -- Another old. (sigh) -- Small Cat
Image Enhancer -- You didn't help MY image any. -- Zin
Gordon -- That was the most DISGUSTING matchup I've had since...since...let me check
now...yeah, here it is, 41 turns ago (almost 2 years) when...when...you CHALLENGED
me. You're a BRUTE! -- Sir Vivor
Choking Chicken -- Speaking of hating warriors, you're solidly in Sultan's top 5! --
Sir Cuitous
Congrats to Judge and The Exploiter. It's good to see a Solvenite on top! -- Al Gore
Lovannsally -- Man you are weak. Another easy win and no skills learned. Argh! --
Al Gore
Earthquake -- You sure are fast. My avoid will be faster. -- C. Canary
Squeeze Cheese -- All tanked out with no place to go but down. -- Al Gore
Sniper Bear -- That was a good hit you got in at the beginning. But after I riposted
you never got anything back. It's possible to fence with any weapon, you might want
to practice it with yours. -- Khirza
25 February 2004
Readers, and especially those who volunteered warriors -- My apologies for the sudden
lack of episodes. I've been sick, but expect to be back at the keyboard soon. -- the
Scribe
3 March 2004
MONGO'S MARDI GRAS MADNESS DUELMASTERS AUCTION
Mongo, aka Matt McIntosh and ex-Warden of the Dark Circle, is auctioning off his
entire collection of Duelmasters warriors and stables. Don't miss out on this chance
to own some fantastic warriors! There are ADM warriors available in every class from
Primus to Freshmen, as well as over a dozen Basic stables.
Does a Slasher with +4 attack, +4 decisiveness, +3 initiative and +2 riposte
sound good? How about a Lunger who received the benefit of a TC prize, has TVed
three times after graduating--and still hasn't maxed out his skills!? How about a
Striker in the Freshmen class who has decisiveness for a favorite learn and the MAUL
for a favorite weapon!?
Or perhaps you prefer playing in Basic. Then how does a stable with four Adept
class warriors who have a combined record of 41-19-9 sound? Or maybe a stable with
three 21-Will warriors? Or perhaps a stable with four Initiates and a Rookie who
have a combined record of 23-6-1?
The quality of the lots is excellent. All you need to view and bid on the lots
is go to:
http://members.aol.com/jvmerlino/mardigras.html
If you want to be on the mailing list to receive regular updates on the auction,
just send an e-mail to JVMerlino@aol.com. Merlin, aka John Merlino and also an ex-
Warden of the Dark Circle, will be running this auction for me. I just moved to New
Orleans and am likely currently stumbling around the French Quarter...because it's
Mardi Gras! So I have named my auction in honor of this occasion.
The auction will start on Saturday, March 13th, 2004, and will continue for
several weeks. But you should get your bids in early if you want your best chance at
owning any of these fantastic warriors and stables.
Many thanks to all for your interest and your bids,
Mongo
5 March 2004
Style Masters Symposium
Hosted by Hammer
The years have slipped by and many DM Managers have come and gone since the last
Hammer's Handbook was compiled and printed.
There is now a stirring within me to begin writing and editing yet another
Handbook with a distribution date sometime in 2005.
This Handbook will be made available via Email with a possibility of burning the
info to a CD for distribution.
Special arrangements will be made to provide the information via printed page to
those contributors who are serving sentences behind bars.
The working title of this new Handbook is "Style Masters Symposium Hosted by
Hammer".
Distribution of this Handbook is projected to be MAINLY for those DM Managers
who contribute information/articles to Hammer by June 2004.
Informative and entertaining articles should focus on insights regarding Any or
All 10 Style Masters for both the Basic and ADM arenas as well as Tourney
competition.
Articles focusing on Weapons/Armor are also encouraged for inclusion.
Whether you are a Newbie Manager without a clue or a Jaded Veteran; everyone has
discovered something about this gaming experience that is both Insightful and
Entertaining.
Email Your Articles to HammerDM@fastermail.com or send them via Diplo to either
Flower Hammerz (372) in DM 28 or Casino Hammerz (576) in DM 33.
Length and Content of the Style Masters Symposium Hosted by Hammer will be
Determined by the Quality and Quantity of Contributors Combined with the Literary
Efforts of Hammer who is currently overseas for an indefinite period of time.
Articles Contributed for this Project should be of Sufficient Length and Content
to Warrant being Included to Receive the Finished Document when Hammer has completed
this literary work to His satisfaction.
Managers contributing articles are also requested to include a DM Bio of
Themselves along with any Notable Successes and/or Failures during Their DM Career in
Basic, ADM and/or Tourney Play.
A listing of Active Stables would also be Helpful for Anyone Seeking to Reply to
Contributors via Diplo, Email or Snailmail.
May Your Blades Be Sharp And Your Wits Sharper!
-- Hammer of Flower Hammerz (372) DM 28 and Casino Hammerz (576) DM 33
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MARCO devastated THE EXPLOITER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
STONE KILLER handily defeated POPE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
LEITZITH butchered SNIPE HUNTER in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge contest.
SORROW was demolished by SIR VIVOR in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
D. FILER devastated THE BISMARCK in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
NEVERMORE overpowered GLORY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
MAGELLAN lost to JUST A JOB TO DO in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
BLACK CYCLOPS vanquished TICKLE ME HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SNIPER BEAR was handily defeated by VORTEX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TAXES was narrowly defeated by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK was devastated by KHIRZA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
STRONGEST #3 was demolished by COUCH POTATO in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
SALLY RIDE was handily defeated by VELVET VIXEN in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY devastated LARCENY in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SSSS devastated CULUBRA in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SHEPHERD MOON overpowered HOFFA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MIKE BELIEVE was overpowered by GIGANTA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
KA D'ARGO was overpowered by SIMILDE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
E. VICTOR executed COL SALOMON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
JOE BLACK handily defeated SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CLINTON demolished COCAINE in a action packed 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
COBRA overpowered THERMODYNAMICS in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
NUNZIO was savagely defeated by GORDIAN in a action packed 1 minute Challenge match.
IN THE PIG! was vanquished by BIG BROTHER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
THE 13TH WARRIOR handily defeated DUCK RUBBER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE POLARIZER overpowered MARK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BLACK ARCHER viciously subdued MAGENTA in a exciting 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
DINGO was overpowered by POTOMACC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KING BEAR was beaten by ASHANTI in a action packed 1 minute Challenge bout.
OLD MAJOR demolished SQUEEZE CHEESE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
THE BEAST was savagely defeated by FOXY LADY in a crowd pleasing 15 minute match.
DROOLING GOOBER was handily defeated by PEEG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GORDON demolished CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MAGMA viciously subdued SIR CUITOUS in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
BELIAL overpowered BAWDY BUZZ BUD in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
AFGHAN REBEL handily defeated DALI PARTON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PAPAYA BALROG overpowered MAELSTROM in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
ANKLEBITER devastated PEACE in a action packed 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
FRERE MAIN ROUJ defeated HOT HAZEL in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
GUAVA NICE DAY handily defeated MEADOW VOLE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched melee.
GLACIER was savagely defeated by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a exciting 2 minute gory fight.
THE REAPER vanquished LINDA LOVELACE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
LADY LUCK was overpowered by UNBRIDLED in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
JOHN HOLMES demolished THE HAPPY HOOKER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ROAD TO DAKAR was narrowly defeated by MARCINKO in a popular 6 minute bloody fight.
ONE NIGHT STAND was bested by TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
KATE BUSH bested LUSTY LOX in a exciting 5 minute bloody battle.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING was defeated by BLOODSTONE in a 1 minute brawl.
COMFORTABLY NUMB was savagely defeated by TSUNAMI in a crowd pleasing 3 minute battle.
SERVLET SALLY executed MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
QUASAR devastated MONSTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EARTHQUAKE was devastated by PISTOL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
VICTORY was beaten by WOBBLENUT in a action packed 1 minute fight.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD demolished SONORA MOUNTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
AFROSLEAZIAC overpowered PARADISE PARROT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JACOB beat DEBBIE DOES DM in a 2 minute brawl.
JIGGLE demolished HATSHEPSUT in a popular 4 minute gory uneven duel.
COM DOT savagely defeated AUDIE MURPHY in a action packed 5 minute gruesome fight.
THE BIG 'E' was overpowered by DEMENTHA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
YELLOWJACKET was overpowered by SPOTTED PONY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
JIMBY vanquished VAL BEMERIKI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
SMALL CAT demolished ADAM in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
CARPET BURN devastated FURTIVE RETURNS in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
EVERSTORM subdued HEARSAY in a action packed 3 minute bloody match.
PEGASUS was demolished by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WIMPY WIND handily defeated LEMON DROP in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
CEREBRAL JANITOR was demolished by ELEKTRA in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHARLIE overcame IMAGE ENHANCER in a action packed 4 minute match.
LOUANNSALLY viciously subdued RIFF-RAFF in a exciting 3 minute brutal duel.
S. MARY ROSE was butchered by PSYCHIC BREAD in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
ALVIN YORK overpowered H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
COOKIE SNORT was subdued by ACK VERT in a 2 minute fray.
CRAZED GOBLIN demolished AXIS OF EVIL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
EASTWOOD savagely defeated MATA HARI in a action packed 4 minute brutal duel.
MIGHTY MITE won victory over YUMPIN YIMINI in a exciting 2 minute fray.
RUG BURN won victory over ZIN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal bout.
LAME AIM was devastated by JOHN in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
VIOLENT VOLE was savagely defeated by SLAP HAPPY in a 7 minute competition.
SULACCO was overpowered by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a exciting 2 minute one-sided bout.
JIM PENGOUIN savagely defeated IMNOTA GOD in a exciting 3 minute gruesome contest.
SEITAN slimly won victory over ROMUALD B TUNE in a 2 minute gory melee.
GLITTER MARKS viciously subdued DRY KEG in a popular 2 minute gory struggle.
BLISS overcame 4-0 PROLENE in a 1 minute struggle.
PIPE BOMB savagely defeated CARNAL in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
SIRTON vanquished MATCHU PICHU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven melee.
PERFECT LOVER subdued FUNGARI in a action packed 1 minute match.
FRANK was defeated by HERPES THE LUVBUG in a action packed 3 minute duel.
WOUNDHEALER handily defeated BIGGLES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
CHASITY BELT luckily beat NEPHRON in a 2 minute competition.
PIPE LAYER overpowered 2 + 2 = 4 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
VIGO defeated JUIBLEX in a 2 minute fight.
LIL NOIR overpowered DRUHD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ABRULA bested SWINGDADDY-O in a 2 minute gruesome match.
F. TIM was handily defeated by MISS FILE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RABID DOG was handily defeated by PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 1 minute uneven match.
NORAF overpowered FRIED CHICKEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SNAPPY GEORGE viciously subdued MISS NOMER in a action packed 4 minute gruesome duel.
PUDDING PARADE vanquished BURGATORY in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
BUBBA was demolished by ENDYMION in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DOAMER overpowered ED 209 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLONDIE vanquished LACKING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
PANCREOSIS overpowered JONES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
JOHNNY B GOODE demolished MUKAARTH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 60 PARRY-STRIKE 31 - 20 - 1 61 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 31 LUNGING ATTACK 339 - 296 - 11 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 27 AIMED BLOW 85 - 80 - 3 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 20 SLASHING ATTACK 141 - 138 - 0 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 18 STRIKING ATTACK 97 - 96 - 3 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 16 BASHING ATTACK 42 - 43 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 13 PARRY-LUNGE 73 - 76 - 3 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 95 - 108 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 WALL OF STEEL 129 - 151 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 20 - 38 - 0 34 |
Turn 459 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 9 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 13 3 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 11 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 12 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 34 - 26 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 9 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 14 - 13 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 7 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MARCO 51-5008 41 16 2 240 BOY O'S (4027)
AIMED BLOW BELIAL 7-3838 102 69 2 371 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
STRIKING ATTACK SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 34 18 1 257 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402)
SLASHING ATTACK PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 83 52 0 256 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)
WALL OF STEEL KHIRZA 7-1862 112 131 3 241 CASTAWAYS (1083)
PARRY-LUNGE FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 48 24 0 238 LA PENTARCHIE (4427)
BASHING ATTACK GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254 53 48 0 237 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)
TOTAL PARRY SIR VIVOR 10-4065 75 40 0 222 SIR AGLIO (2079)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505 51 31 0 210 SPECIAL ED (2722)
PARRY-STRIKE FOXY LADY 18-2695 48 40 0 208 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was SLAP HAPPY 60-6031. The ten other most popular fighters were FOXY LADY
18-2695, LUSTY LOX 39-1477, ZIN 3-4197, ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978, COM DOT 65-6217, KATE
BUSH 18-1413, SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015, TSUNAMI 75-2214, LOUANNSALLY 18-4564, and JIM
PENGOUIN 34-3272.
The least popular fighter this week was ED 209 5-3955. The other ten least popular
fighters were FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661, F. TIM 78-2315, DRUHD 3-6054, BIGGLES 60-6032,
CARNAL 21-5388, H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182, ADAM 7-4830, PARADISE PARROT 71-1735,
MONSTER 42-467, and MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 3 0 CALEAM(26) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0
OSKSI(3) 6 12 0 POINT(27) 1 1 1 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
JHELUM(4) 4 3 0 MORYA(28) 1 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0
KALTOS(5) 0 3 0 LAPUR(29) 2 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 1 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 3 1 0
BONSUR(7) 3 2 0 ARVAT(32) 2 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 2 0 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 4 0 DAL SHANG(65) 3 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 3 1 1 MONUNTIAL(34) 1 0 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 3 2 0
KOLACT(10) 2 3 0 MURSKA(35) 0 3 0 SENTERN(70) 1 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 3 0 JHANS(36) 2 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 2 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
MALCORN(15) 1 2 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 4 6 0
WILLAF(16) 1 2 1 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 3 0
TALCAMA(18) 19 9 0 RODEKI(42) 5 5 0 DWES EG(82) 8 3 1
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 2 0
SUNSET(21) 3 1 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
SOLVEN(22) 3 4 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
TI(23) 1 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 2 3 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEVERMORE 1-5260 27 24 2 209 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 66 43 1 210 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
DEMENTHA 4-2907 34 16 2 215 ABBY NORMAL (1012) JHELUM
POPE 5-4090 46 53 2 186 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
PEGASUS 6-4161 24 25 1 137 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 102 69 2 371 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 48 24 0 238 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
D. FILER 9-4721 41 10 1 221 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 75 40 0 222 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856 31 29 1 186 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
SMALL CAT 13-4200 45 71 1 153 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
JONES 14-1283 20 110 4 49 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
UNBRIDLED 15-3923 44 28 1 211 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
LEITZITH 16-4444 28 24 1 244 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
SEITAN 17-4403 34 36 1 160 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR
WOBBLENUT 18-6650 65 51 0 219 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 26 26 2 181 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
STONE KILLER 21-5245 30 10 1 202 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636 50 31 4 228 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 51 31 0 210 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 49 30 1 190 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
PSYCHIC BREAD 27-2883 20 3 2 180 PB MAX (4281) POINT
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 26 25 1 183 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
JOHN 29-4177 43 57 0 130 MEN (4412) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 25 27 1 68 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 39 35 1 187 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
LEMON DROP 33-6685 28 28 0 151 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 42 40 0 154 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 46 47 2 191 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
GORDON 36-4536 50 18 1 279 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 83 52 0 256 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 19 53 0 62 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
LUSTY LOX 39-1477 32 23 1 176 EMOTIONAL FISH (1674) XOCHITHLAN
STRONGEST #3 40-173 47 92 1 183 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
MATA HARI 41-3812 33 22 0 173 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
JIMBY 42-3777 44 36 1 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
PEEG 43-2613 130 124 3 232 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
JOE BLACK 48-3639 23 16 1 161 THE BEARS (677) CAER
HOFFA 49-3185 58 81 0 123 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARCO 51-5008 41 16 2 240 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
4-0 PROLENE 56-2570 24 19 1 97 GENERAL SURGERY (4850) ROCANIS
MAGELLAN 59-126 29 31 0 188 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
SLAP HAPPY 60-6031 24 32 0 133 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
CHARLIE 61-2873 52 45 0 180 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 36 26 0 252 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
GORDIAN 63-2104 21 10 0 89 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
PISTOL 65-6205 48 35 1 220 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
THE REAPER 69-8774 65 33 0 343 BLOOD MOON (3649) CIMMERIAC
PERFECT LOVER 70-7341 12 5 0 93 KANSAS (4612) SENTERN
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 32 35 0 172 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
JIGGLE 72-231 31 14 1 203 JELLO TIME (2280) DRAGONHEAD
BLISS 74-2940 25 13 0 125 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
MAGMA 75-2049 65 46 0 235 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
SALLY RIDE 77-2378 30 25 2 167 HEROES (3408) MAZGOURRAH
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 34 30 1 144 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 34 18 1 257 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402) DWES EG
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 25 11 5 198 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 21 18 5 218 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE