ADVANCED DUELMASTERS

Date   : 03/30/2004    Duedate: 04/12/2004

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-460

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-PIMPS 9/4318           16    6  0 72.7      CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622             
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
    NATURE'S FORCE 82/4841                   17 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680   30   26  1 53.6
  2 WENSINWASIN 15/4772     6    3  0 66.7      CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734              
    WENSINWASIN L.K. 10/4771                 18 SPECIAL ED 23/2722    202  181  1 52.7
  3 BLACKHEART'S 16/4844    2    1  0 66.7      KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471               
  4 POWERPUFF GI 12/4515    7    4  0 63.6   19 VERMIN!! 82/4315      905  816 10 52.6
  5 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796   23   14  1 62.2      SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709                TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
  6 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279    8    5  0 61.5   20-HAND ON YOUR 29/4845  252  228  1 52.5
  7 BABES 36/3876        2487 1589 46 61.0   21 BLACK PRIMER 82/4853 1457 1362 18 51.7
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                      22 SPRINGFIELD 9/4858    317  297  3 51.6
    BOY O'S 51/4027                          23 CARTOUCHE 51/3495     318  302  8 51.3
    HEROES 77/3408                              FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331               
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583             
    THE HURT 36/1309                            EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452            
    THE BEARS 48/677                         24 ENIGMA 62/4768        138  134  1 50.7
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
    THE BEARS 42/768                            TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
  8 FARSCAPE 10/4155       25   16  0 61.0      JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500                 
  9 FOOD FIGHT 33/3860     76   50  0 60.3   25 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  576  570  8 50.3
 10 KA-POW! 15/3970      1123  769 13 59.4      SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     SUPERIOR FORCES 6D 82/4619            
 11 KANSAS 70/4612       1493 1099 14 57.6      SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q 82/4402            
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    SUPERIOR FORCES IJ 65/4610            
    BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305                      SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145            
    MY EX WIFE 68/4181                          SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/3757            
    STOOPID MOVIES 82/4759                      SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    CROSS BREED 82/4784                         SUPERIOR FORCES 1203 82/4862          
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    POLITICALLYINCORRECT 68/4864             26 BOOGIE NIGHT 43/2800  700  698  6 50.1
 12 GET SMART 27/4066     911  706 13 56.3      DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608              
    PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987                     WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433            
    WORKING MEN 63/4752                      27 STREET PIZZA 82/4860   93   93  1 50.0
    LOST SOULS II 4/2818                     28 FA CHING 60/4857        2    2  0 50.0
    GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345                 29 THE WILLBURYS 6/4327  137  139  0 49.6
    OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808                    THE WILLBURYS 13 13/3990              
    LOST SOULS II 9/2309                        THE WILLBURYS 37 78/4855              
    MAIN COURSE 82/4440                      30 LEGALESE 75/4658      149  166  3 47.3
    THE ELITE 13/4865                           THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                
    LOST SOULS 1 22/4863                        GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595                    
 13 I AM SUCK 82/4760     312  243  5 56.2   31 GENERAL SURG 56/4850   79   92  0 46.2
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                           FIRESIGN THEATRE 48/2803              
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       THE BLACK COMPANY 1/4837              
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                    32 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  302  353  6 46.1
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052               
 14 THE NUKES 3/1445      270  224  1 54.7   33 GIFTED 69/3978        763  899  8 45.9
    OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430                       BLOOD MOON 69/3649                    
    FRUIT PUPPETS 37/2520                       CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                
 15 SACRILEGIOUS 15/4838  110   94  2 53.9      YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
 16 CAMERON CRAZI 9/3908  212  183  1 53.7      NASTY PETS 82/4846                    

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     WILD KINGDOM 35/4193                  
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
 34 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  130  154  0 45.8   44 KREWE OF DRUI 6/4679   29   44  1 39.7
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                    45-BLADE BROTHE 82/4847   41   74  0 35.7
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                    46-THE DREIHDEN 74/4848    5    9  0 35.7
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                    47 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507    24   44  0 35.3
 35 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  684  830  8 45.2      JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683                 
 36-LIQUOR CABINE 7/4518  215  261  2 45.2   48 MEN 29/4412           586 1085 11 35.1
    ESTIMATED PROPHETS 12/4516                  JOHNS 5/3510                          
    SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT 7/4710                   TALES 43/2584                         
 37 BURN N' PILL 18/1459    8   10  0 44.4      HABIT 78/4547                         
 38 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      247  317  1 43.8      STORIES 49/2835                       
 39 BIRDS 41/4735         146  193  1 43.1      WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    THE OFFENDERS 17/1987                       MIKES 14/3982                         
    RESCUE 77/3887                              MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    ERRATA 25/3564                              JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                    49 MAD SCIENTIST 18/392  734 1438  3 33.8
    EL EQUIDO 13/3225                           THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4476             
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                      THE BLACK ELITE 82/3857               
 40 GENOCIDE 51/4423       31   41  1 43.1      BLACK ODYSSEY 42/3142                 
    THE WARRIORS 10/438                         CARE LESS BEARS 1/1077                
 41 PB MAX 27/4281         39   52  2 42.9   50-THE EXPLORER 59/2235   19   38  0 33.3
    ABBY NORMAL 4/1012                          PIG BATTALION 33/4717                 
    EMOTIONAL FISH 39/1674                   51 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   10   20  1 33.3
    JELLO TIME 72/2280                       52 SAND DANCERS 75/2258  427  918  4 31.7
    THE BALROGS 3/1011                          DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
 42 BLADE ZEN 74/4492      48   65  0 42.5      FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069                 
    FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                        HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                      GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481                  
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                       CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697                
    THE BLOODBANES 21/4851                      THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
 43 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    526  758  5 41.0   53 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   51  116  0 30.5
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                   54-FLAT BROKE 82/4842      3    7  0 30.0
    LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                      SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 55 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698    4   11  0 26.7
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                56 FAULTY PREMI 74/4820    2    9  0 18.2
    ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652             57-T.P.S 27/2834           0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

     It is a privilege and honor to sit upon Talahya's throne.  I am Judge's first
Tower Guardian.  I actually received my invite to the Isle back in 1990, when there
was only one ADM arena.  You will probably note that my team number is #114, one of
the oldest active teams in Talahya.  My manager went inactive in 1991 when he began
law school, and did not return until 2000.  Funny how law school and the first few
years of a career as an attorney can interfere with important Duelmasters time.
     Leitzith, like you I am a former tournament Victor (Freshmen F2F in Tempe 2001--
thanks Wimpy for proxying me).  My starting stats were not particularly spectacular,
but I trained well, and somebody (I think it was Neon or Phido) told me back in the
day not to train stats until I learned all my skills.  I guess that has paid off for
me.  I should probably thank Leitzith for not avoiding me, and Pip the Troll for not
fighting Bed Wetting Freak, since Leitzith TV challenged him last turn (and it did
not go through).  For those of you who missed the title fight, it wasn't close.
Leitzith, you have to actually hit me to beat me.  Nevertheless, I congratulate you
on taking the throne from Marco.  My stablemate Afghan Rebel lost to him a few turns
ago, and I doubt I could have beaten him.  Parity is a great thing in ADM.
     Looking at my potential opponents for the defense of the throne, things look a
bit grim.  Two of my own stablemates would like to challenge me, and they both could
probably beat me.  Fortunately, they are not allowed to challenge.  I hope Belial
does not challenge me--that is a challenge I would surely lose.  I am going to
challenge Drooling Goober.  He has more recognition points than me, which is clearly
an insult to a reigning Tower Guardian.  Besides, Pip deserves a shot at the throne
since he missed it last cycle, and Drooling Goober is pretty good (though I seem to
recall beating him in the past).  My second challenge goes to Boozehound.  My manager
ran a team named Blue Meanies in Bonsur when Boozehound was a mere pup in Basic.
Boozehound dominated Bonsur, graduated, and then went inactive.  Since Galen decided
to point out how many more recognition points Boozehound has, I'll bite and throw a
challenge his way.  Good luck Boozehound (and good luck to Drooling Goober and
potential challengers as well).
     Knowing my luck, I will be the most challenged warrior, and someone faster,
stronger, and more knacky will get his or her challenge through and knock me off the
throne.  Still, I hope Sheila Greywand's lightning bolt will strike twice, and I will
be here next turn.  If so, you can count on a column from me.

        Your Tower Guardian, The Explorer

P.S.  Judge wanted me to mention how enjoyable it is to settle old scores from Basic
DM.  Laim Aim of Gladiation Folly really pissed off Judge when he was in Solven, my
home arena.  Laim Aim, I see you are now in Talahya, and my team is going to settle
the score with you beginning this turn if you don't avoid us.

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ladies and Gentlemen of the City of Greywand,

     I'm not actually sure whether Marco wrote a column or not, since the Commission
isn't showing me what they say they have in the way of a Tower Guardian's column.  If
there isn't one, Marco still somehow managed to hold it together as he TV challenged
a reasonably formidable foe.  MARCO (51-5008) (41-16-2,240) of BOY O'S TV challenged
LEITZITH (16-4444) (28-24-1,244) of ALL-TIME GREATS.  MARCO devastated LEITZITH in a
2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.  Well done, Marco.  However, I wish you
had not avoided Belial.  He is the top-ranked active warrior in our arena, as he was
last cycle.  Surely he is a worthy opponent!
     Our other TV challenge this cycle also resulted in a win for the challenger.
STONE KILLER (21-5245) (30-10-1,202) of NASTY MOB TV challenged JIGGLE (72-231) (31-
14-1,203) of JELLO TIME.  STONE KILLER overcame JIGGLE in a popular 3 minute
Challenge match.
     And speaking of Belial, how did he do?  He was randomly matched.  BELIAL (7-
3838) (102-69-2,371) of WICKED MARTYRS fought FOXY LADY (18-2695) (48-40-0,208) of
CENTER FOR OLDS.  Our top-ranked Aimed Blow practitioner defeated FOXY LADY in a
popular 1 minute duel.
     Naturally, Ho-Chan the Axe remains our overall popularity leader.  THE BIG 'E'
(9-4474) (42-35-0,190) of CAMERON CRAZIES challenged HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (105-
145-2,197) of SAND DANCERS.  THE BIG 'E' viciously subdued HO-CHAN THE AXE in a
spectacular 4 minute Challenge bout.
     And this cycle's scum sympathy vote went to Comfortably Numb.  COMFORTABLY NUMB
(96-855) (25-11-5,198) of FLOYD'S PINK BRO' challenged SIR VIVOR (10-4065) (75-40-
0,222) of SIR AGLIO.  COMFORTABLY NUMB slimly lost to SIR VIVOR in a 11 minute
Challenge fight.
     BIGGLES (60-6032) (22-34-0,75) of BUMS 'R' US fought IN THE PIG! (96-864) (19-
14-5,65) of HOWIE'S DARK PAST.  BIGGLES viciously subdued IN THE PIG! in an action
packed 1 minute gruesome duel.  ITP was this cycle's least popular warrior.
Personally I would think one need look no farther than the name his manager inflicted
on him, but he didn't look fully awake in the arena either.
     There was just one death this cycle.  DRUHD (3-6054) (19-12-0,71) of THE BALROGS
challenged BLONDIE (36-5723) (19-18-0,85) of BABES.  DRUHD was killed by BLONDIE in a
popular 1 minute Challenge duel.  Rumor has it that it was a particularly harrowing
resurrection, so I've skipped the dried flowers and sent Druhd a keg of ale on ice.
     Center for Olds and the rest of their guild (ranked 32nd) were the most avoided
this cycle.  Warriors Carnivorous Canary, Anklebiter, Taxes, and Axis of Evil made a
point of not meeting any of Suave's warriors in the arena.  I congratulate those
warriors for having managers who try to maximize their chance of doing well.
     Do I want to give you any advice this cycle?  No...you're on your own.

                             With, however, my best wishes,
                             Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARCO 51-5008               42  16  2  255  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BOOZEHOUND 7-871            33  24  0  442  LIQUOR CABINET II (4518)   BONSUR
 BELIAL 7-3838              103  69  2  381  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 THE REAPER 69-8774          66  33  0  358  BLOOD MOON (3649)          CIMMERIAC
 GORDON 36-4536              51  18  1  289  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
-ALVORANDO 82-3664           27   8  0  276  THE BLACK ELITE (3857)     DWES EG
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  37  26  0  272  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035       84  52  0  269  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 KHIRZA 7-1862              113 131  3  260  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
-SERVLET SALLY 82-5895       34  18  1  257  SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402)  DWES EG
 GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254      54  48  0  255  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 MAGMA 75-2049               66  46  0  247  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 JOHN HOLMES 69-7255         57  33  1  246  GIFTED (3978)              CIMMERIAC
 FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082      49  24  0  246  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 ANKLEBITER 22-1163          50  43  3  244  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636        51  31  4  237  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           76  40  0  236  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 SENGIR VAMPIRE 15-2872      40  30  1  231  WENSINWASIN (4772)         MALCORN
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           66  51  0  227  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DEMENTHA 4-2907             35  16  2  227  ABBY NORMAL (1012)         JHELUM
 TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  52  31  0  225  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 GLACIER 75-2046             67  42  3  219  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        31  10  1  219  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 THE BEAST 3-5547            52  65  0  217  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MAELSTROM 75-2202           50  27  1  217  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   42  54  0  217  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873     23  14  1  217  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG
 AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941        53  38  7  216  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THE EXPLOITER 22-1226       54  35  1  213  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     49  30  2  213  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 SORROW 1-2863               39  26  2  211  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK CYCLOPS 42-3344       39  54  2  208  BLACK ODYSSEY (3142)       RODEKI
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       47  27  2  206  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855     25  12  5  206  FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    50  30  1  205  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      45  19  1  205  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
 LUSTY LOX 39-1477           33  23  1  205  EMOTIONAL FISH (1674)      XOCHITHLAN
 FOXY LADY 18-2695           48  41  0  204  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 VORTEX 75-1870              69  69  0  203  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 JIMBY 42-3777               44  37  1  203  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THE BIG 'E' 9-4474          43  35  0  202  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
 JIGGLE 72-231               31  15  1  201  JELLO TIME (2280)          DRAGONHEAD
 GLORY 1-6847                43  39  0  200  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         42  42  0  199  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 SIR CUITOUS 10-4514         42  30  0  199  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708         37  41  2  199  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         66  44  1  198  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 LEITZITH 16-4444            28  25  1  198  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 MARCINKO 97-961             21  19  5  198  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 POPE 5-4090                 47  53  2  197  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         32  20  1  197  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 PSYCHIC BREAD 27-2883       21   3  2  197  PB MAX (4281)              POINT
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         47  47  2  196  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
-FILLETED 36-2659            36  33  3  196  THE HURT (1309)            JHANS
 VICTORY 75-757              17  13  2  196  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 UNBRIDLED 15-3923           44  29  1  195  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           40  38  1  195  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-GOTTM BEERBALLS 7-864       36  27  6  195  LIQUOR CABINET II (4518)   BONSUR
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            27  25  2  195  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 PEEG 43-2613               130 125  3  194  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     47  37  1  194  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    37  27  4  194  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        36  21  1  194  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     105 146  2  193  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829      69  67  6  193  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 COM DOT 65-6217             44  27  0  193  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 PISTOL 65-6205              48  36  1  192  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 TSUNAMI 75-2214             28   7  2  192  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 EARTHQUAKE 75-1663          84  59  2  191  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 JACOB 10-233                56  69  2  191  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         41  42  3  191  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 D. FILER 9-4721             41  11  1  191  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    66  56  1  190  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        29  26  0  190  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       37  33  1  189  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 CHARLIE 61-2873             53  45  0  188  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
-MAGELLAN 59-126             29  31  0  188  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    43  49  0  187  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509  26  11  2  187  CARNAGE CANARIES (4734)    SUNSET
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           69  53  0  186  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 QUASAR 18-5925              35  39  0  186  MAD SCIENTISTS (392)       TALCAMA
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         47  93  1  184  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 LOUANNSALLY 18-4564         44  43  3  184  OUT OF THE HILLS (2808)    TALCAMA
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          39  36  1  184  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127     37  33  1  184  DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608)    CIMMERIAC
 EASTWOOD 7-4788             34  25  1  184  GUNFIGHTERS (4595)         BONSUR
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          43  87  3  183  CARE LESS BEARS (1077)     MORDANT
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          35  32  0  183  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 PEACE 19-4280               26  27  2  182  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 VELVET VIXEN 9-3275         34  37  0  181  LOST SOULS II (2309)       ZUKAL
 SALLY RIDE 77-2378          31  25  2  181  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          26  26  1  181  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HATSHEPSUT 51-4157          53  72  1  180  CARTOUCHE (3495)           TRICORUS
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    50  56  0  180  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SMALL CAT 13-4200           46  71  1  180  CARDOW HUNTERS (3697)      DULLENS
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   37  21  0  178  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-LUGH 4-3809                 35  22  3  177  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856      31  30  1  177  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           24  16  1  176  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 MATA HARI 41-3812           33  23  0  173  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 SEITAN 17-4403              35  36  1  171  KINDRED OF KAOS (2471)     ALJAFIR
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        34  22  1  170  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 TAXES 22-1661               27  22  1  170  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     32  36  0  168  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      51  46  1  167  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ELEKTRA 4-3652              29  13  0  167  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 LARCENY 75-2720             29  18  0  166  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018        43  31  3  165  GENOCIDE (4423)            TRICORUS
 VERUCA SALT 10-3033         36  26  1  165  WENSINWASIN L.K. (4771)    KOLACT
-SSSS 82-14051               11  26  0  165  SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (4619)  DWES EG
 ACK VERT 18-7429            31  21  1  164  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          29  28  0  162  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 EVERSTORM 69-641            47  44  2  160  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        42  41  0  158  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 ROTTEN 68-8189              21   9  1  158  MY EX WIFE (4181)          FIREHOLD
 GIGANTA 62-3197             36  44  2  156  SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145)  VALAMANTIS
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           27  24  0  156  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   43  40  3  154  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       27  24  3  153  MAD SCIENTISTS (392)       TALCAMA
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        32  12  0  152  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        25  19  0  152  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      40  24  0  151  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIMILDE 51-4248             48  93  0  150  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
-MONSTER 42-467              41  44  0  150  THE BEARS (768)            RODEKI
 JOHN 29-4177                44  57  0  144  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 ZIN 3-4197                  45  74  0  143  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            52  51  4  142  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 HEARSAY 75-2721             25  16  3  140  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 MIKE BELIEVE 12-5552        25  23  0  139  POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515)     RIZTAB
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          24  33  0  139  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 YUMPIN YIMINI 3-4140        20   8  0  138  THE BALROGS (1011)         OSKSI
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           18  11  1  138  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 CULUBRA 10-235              50  68  0  134  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 KA D'ARGO 10-4270           25  12  1  132  FARSCAPE (4155)            KOLACT
 E. VICTOR 9-4864            18  15  2  130  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 NORAF 82-3856               11   6  0  130  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 CLINTON 22-2516             29  17  1  129  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 BLISS 74-2940               25  14  0  126  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     24  27  3  122  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HOFFA 49-3185               58  82  0  121  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 IMNOTA GOD 33-4801          27  12  0  121  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (3757)  NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    26  23  0  120  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 SIRTON 82-9190              11   1  0  120  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 SULACCO 4-5128              24  17  2  119  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        34  31  1  118  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-KARMAKAZI 4-4255            27  19  0  117  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    22  20  0  117  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BIG BROTHER 3-5568          48  67  0  115  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        15   7  0  114  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 WOUNDHEALER 65-4496         10   5  0  114  BOOK OF SWORDS (4305)      DAL SHANG
 LAME AIM 22-5656            19  12  1  110  GLADIATION FOLLY (4345)    SOLVEN
 VIGO 18-6086                19   4  0  108  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
-MARDEN VOSS 65-6397         26  25  0  103  SAND DANCERS (2570)        DAL SHANG
 PERFECT LOVER 70-7341       13   5  0  101  KANSAS (4612)              SENTERN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COCAINE 78-2311             22  43  0  100  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-TRISHA WINGFOOT 24-4330     21  36  1  100  KRILL CAVALRY (3709)       ZORPUNT
 BLONDIE 36-5723             20  18  1  100  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 COBRA 29-4355               19  12  1  100  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712         4   0  0  100  THE BLACK PHALANX (4476)   RIZTAB
 DARK GERBIL 82-6762         14   8  2   98  CROSS BREED (4784)         DWES EG
-PUN DAT 16-4789             18  42  1   97  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         33  41  0   96  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-(J)AY (C)EE 13-2647         31  18  0   96  THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990)    DULLENS
-WILL DUEL FOR FOOD 7-4827   21   9  0   96  SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710)  BONSUR
 F. TIM 78-2315              29  32  1   95  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 MISS FILE 3-3461            21  14  0   94  THE BALROGS (1011)         OSKSI
 ROLLERCOASTER 65-5946       12   2  1   94  SUPERIOR FORCES IJ (4610)  DAL SHANG
 ADAM 7-4830                 20  46  2   93  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      18   2  1   93  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 PIPE LAYER 63-2406          23   9  0   91  WORKING MEN (4752)         AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OLD MAJOR 33-3149           19  15  1   91  PIG BATTALION (4717)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-RAZOR HAWK 18-7656          22  23  1   90  BEAST MASTERS (4605)       TALCAMA
 NUNZIO 51-4799              18   8  1   90  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 BOISE 18-6687               20   4  1   89  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   33  14  1   87  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-BRAN AP CADAL 35-3713       22  19  1   86  CHILDREN OF LLYR (3107)    MURSKA
 DRY KEG 33-6679             22  35  0   84  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      21  15  0   84  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
-RED EYE 52-2171             20  21  3   84  ASSASSIN NATION (4352)     FRATSFA
 ED 209 5-3955               24  28  4   83  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 THE 13TH WARRIOR 82-6346     5   3  0   83  STOOPID MOVIES (4759)      DWES EG
 4-0 PROLENE 56-2570         24  20  1   82  GENERAL SURGERY (4850)     ROCANIS
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         23  23  1   82  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        24  29  0   81  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BIGGLES 60-6032             23  34  0   81  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
-TARGEN 36-5783              21  13  4   80  IRON TIGERS (4806)         JHANS
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      25  26  0   79  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661       24   6  0   79  MAIN COURSE (4440)         DWES EG
-ABRULA 3-6027               21   6  0   79  THE BALROGS (1011)         OSKSI
 NEPHRON 30-4147             26  27  1   77  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 DINGO 35-3716               18   8  1   77  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 FUNGARI 3-6171              20   6  0   76  THE BALROGS (1011)         OSKSI
-CAESAR 17-6258              21  12  0   75  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
 LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     18  10  1   75  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
-PERSONAL BEJEEZUS 12-5451   16   5  0   75  ESTIMATED PROPHETS (4516)  RIZTAB
-POCKET FISSION 3-6066       21  10  2   74  THE NUKES (1445)           OSKSI
-HIMEI 16-4402               19  14  3   74  YAMABUSHI (4854)           WILLAF
-CHASITY BELT 18-6507        17   5  0   74  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 BOOTER 18-7742              23  17  0   71  BURN N' PILLAGE (1459)     TALCAMA
-WONDER BRA 18-6510          21   8  0   71  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
-SONJA BLOODBANE 21-5474     21   8  0   71  THE BLOODBANES (4851)      SUNSET
 DRUHD 3-6054                19  13  0   71  THE BALROGS (1011)         OSKSI
 POTOMACC 21-5489            18  12  0   71  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 PANCREOSIS 4-4241           26  20  2   68  ABBY NORMAL (1012)         JHELUM
-NAVARRE 6-5161               7   0  0   68  THE WILLBURYS 6 (4327)     TRANSEL
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           19  54  0   67  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 GORDIAN 63-2104             21  11  0   66  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
-MATCHU PICHU 3-3710         16  11  3   66  THE BALROGS (1011)         OSKSI
 MISS NOMER 3-3355           20  16  0   65  THE BALROGS (1011)         OSKSI
 MUKAARTH 16-5156            18   6  3   65  BLACKHEART'S AXE (4844)    WILLAF
-JUIBLEX 3-5975              20  14  0   64  THE BALROGS (1011)         OSKSI
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          19  15  5   63  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-DERBIE FOYLE 5-4556         18   8  1   63  THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (4600)    KALTOS
 ULTRA ENDEAVOR 74-3187      18  10  0   63  FAULTY PREMISES (4820)     DAIYLA KIV
-RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN 7-4839   23  14  0   62  SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710)  BONSUR
 ELEVEN BLADE 56-3721        19   6  0   62  GENERAL SURGERY (4850)     ROCANIS
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       17  10  0   62  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THE POLARIZER 18-7025       19  10  1   61  MAD SCIENTISTS (392)       TALCAMA
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         16  13  1   61  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
-BEAR MARKET 22-6010         15  14  1   60  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 MAGENTA 3-5711              39  63  0   59  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 ENDYMION 6-4163             23  28  1   58  KREWE OF DRUID (4679)      TRANSEL
 LACKING 4-5071              21   9  0   58  ABBY NORMAL (1012)         JHELUM
 RABID DOG 82-1078           11   6  0   57  NASTY PETS (4846)          DWES EG
-JUSTICE 22-5949             20  13  0   56  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 CARNAL 21-5388              24  18  0   55  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-SAFIR 78-2457               17   4  0   55  THE WILLBURYS 37 (4855)    LIN TIRIAN
 FRANK 3-5707                37  66  1   53  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      23  10  0   52  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 JONES 14-1283               20 111  4   52  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
-SIR ZESTALOT 60-6557        15   7  0   52  4000 BLOWS (1618)          ARADI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MURGEN 1-7283               17  18  1   51  THE BLACK COMPANY (4837)   MORDANT
-PELICAN 41-3949             15   6  0   51  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
-ROBERT BYRD 22-6039         14   9  0   51  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 KING BEAR 35-3629           21  10  1   49  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-TOTAL PUD 27-2787           15  16  0   48  T.P.S (2834)               POINT
-STRAFE 82-11158             12  11  0   47  BLACK PRIMERS (4853)       DWES EG
 BURGATORY 15-4532           15  21  1   46  SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (4838)   MALCORN
 LLLENGEANCE 60-5864         15   8  2   43  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 MARK 5-4088                 36  64  2   42  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
-ARMSTRONG 59-1291           23  16  1   42  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
-CATHERWOOD 48-2225          17  18  1   34  FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803)    CAER
 BUBBA 7-4833                20  46  0   23  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
DRUHD 3-6054               19  13  0 THE BALROGS 1011       BLONDIE 36-5723        460

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Carthoris Jeddak -- It's always a pleasure to fight a werecat.  I wish you had fought
in humanoid cat form, though.  We Castaways seldom see anyone like us. -- Khirza

Nevermore -- I wish! -- Glory, who seems to be stuck in "ever-more"
P.S.  But we DID make a good show out there, your black lacquer contrasting with my
red and gold.  Too bad you had to hit me so hard, because blood clashed with the red
of my outfit.

Taxes -- No way I would knuckle under to the likes of you at THIS time of year. --
Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S.  I think, myself, that you're wrong to go with the standard-issue armor, the
"armor of the masses," as it were.  Better to get the custom stuff and to the hot
place (Phoenix?) with being called an elitist.

Ka D'Argo -- What's it like being from an island?  I find it hard to imagine living
with such a boundary.  Not being able to jump on a horse and just ride off for days,
that kind of thing. -- Similde the honestly curious
P.S.  Yes, I know that Talahya's on an island, but it doesn't seem real, somehow, and
besides, you CAN ride off for days here.  Which is why it doesn't seem real, I
suppose.  More like a really strange dream.

Adam -- I am not Eve, and don't you think it for a minute.  I bite and I scratch, and
don't LIKE you. -- Small Cat, but big enough to take you down

Image Enhancer -- There's something to be said for plastic surgery, I suppose, and
that something is: don't have it done the day before the fights. -- Charlie
P.S.  I've never seen a helmet with a magnifying lens in the eye slit before.  Weird.

Rug Burn -- I believe I'll pass on that.  There are better places to do it, such as
beds. -- Zin

Galen -- Must we assume that?  He could just be over-bold.  After all, one hears that
these government agencies get, uh, very high opinions of their worth. -- Ho-Chan
P.S.  And I still don't see why anyone would carry his fights under his belt.
Unless, maybe, he's Scottish and using a sporran.

     Ho-Chan -- Yes, we must assume it.  I don't think he wore that into the arena
     but who knows what he wears at home, eh? -- Galen

Galen -- I did write a column last cycle.  For some reason, it did not get printed.
It would not have helped my cause anyhow. -- The Exploiter

     The Exploiter -- Sorry about that.  Perhaps it will show up this cycle and bring
     you luck.  The Commission assures me that there is a Tower Guardian's column
     this cycle, but they refuse to show it to me. -- Galen

Al Gore -- Too bad my guy could not hold the throne a little longer. -- Judge

Ho-Chan -- Good fight.  Maybe next time. -- Al Gore

Larceny -- It should be a crime to be as good as I am! -- C. Canary

Cocaine -- A surprisingly short fight.  Thanks for sucking though. -- Al Gore

3 March 2004
                   MONGO'S MARDI GRAS MADNESS DUELMASTERS AUCTION

     Mongo, aka Matt McIntosh and ex-Warden of the Dark Circle, is auctioning off his
entire collection of Duelmasters warriors and stables.  Don't miss out on this chance
to own some fantastic warriors!  There are ADM warriors available in every class from
Primus to Freshmen, as well as over a dozen Basic stables.
     Does a Slasher with +4 attack, +4 decisiveness, +3 initiative and +2 riposte
sound good?  How about a Lunger who received the benefit of a TC prize, has TVed
three times after graduating--and still hasn't maxed out his skills!?  How about a
Striker in the Freshmen class who has decisiveness for a favorite learn and the MAUL
for a favorite weapon!?
     Or perhaps you prefer playing in Basic.  Then how does a stable with four Adept
class warriors who have a combined record of 41-19-9 sound?  Or maybe a stable with
three 21-Will warriors?  Or perhaps a stable with four Initiates and a Rookie who
have a combined record of 23-6-1?
     The quality of the lots is excellent.  All you need to view and bid on the lots
is go to:
          http://members.aol.com/jvmerlino/mardigras.html
     If you want to be on the mailing list to receive regular updates on the auction,
just send an e-mail to JVMerlino@aol.com. Merlin, aka John Merlino and also an ex-
Warden of the Dark Circle, will be running this auction for me.  I just moved to New
Orleans and am likely currently stumbling around the French Quarter...because it's
Mardi Gras!  So I have named my auction in honor of this occasion.
     The auction will start on Saturday, March 13th, 2004, and will continue for
several weeks.  But you should get your bids in early if you want your best chance at
owning any of these fantastic warriors and stables.
     Many thanks to all for your interest and your bids,

Mongo

5 March 2004
Style Masters Symposium
Hosted by Hammer

     The years have slipped by and many DM Managers have come and gone since the last
Hammer's Handbook was compiled and printed.
     There is now a stirring within me to begin writing and editing yet another
Handbook with a distribution date sometime in 2005.
     This Handbook will be made available via Email with a possibility of burning the
info to a CD for distribution.
     Special arrangements will be made to provide the information via printed page to
those contributors who are serving sentences behind bars.
     The working title of this new Handbook is "Style Masters Symposium Hosted by
Hammer".
     Distribution of this Handbook is projected to be MAINLY for those DM Managers
who contribute information/articles to Hammer by June 2004.
     Informative and entertaining articles should focus on insights regarding Any or
All 10 Style Masters for both the Basic and ADM arenas as well as Tourney
competition.
     Articles focusing on Weapons/Armor are also encouraged for inclusion.
     Whether you are a Newbie Manager without a clue or a Jaded Veteran; everyone has
discovered something about this gaming experience that is both Insightful and
Entertaining.
     Email Your Articles to HammerDM@fastermail.com or send them via Diplo to either
Flower Hammerz (372) in DM 28 or Casino Hammerz (576) in DM 33.
     Length and Content of the Style Masters Symposium Hosted by Hammer will be
Determined by the Quality and Quantity of Contributors Combined with the Literary
Efforts of Hammer who is currently overseas for an indefinite period of time.
     Articles Contributed for this Project should be of Sufficient Length and Content
to Warrant being Included to Receive the Finished Document when Hammer has completed
this literary work to His satisfaction.
     Managers contributing articles are also requested to include a DM Bio of
Themselves along with any Notable Successes and/or Failures during Their DM Career in
Basic, ADM and/or Tourney Play.
     A listing of Active Stables would also be Helpful for Anyone Seeking to Reply to
Contributors via Diplo, Email or Snailmail.
     May Your Blades Be Sharp And Your Wits Sharper!
     -- Hammer of Flower Hammerz (372) DM 28 and Casino Hammerz (576) DM 33

18 March 2004
St. Valentine's Day Massacre Update

     We are pleased to announce that the kLk sponsored St. Valentine's Day Massacre
kill contest in DM 36 is off to a great start.  We are also pleased to announce that
in addition to the 10 team rollups we are also able to offer the renaming of a dark
arena warrior as a prize to the manager with the most kills.  The contest is only 2
turns old and is still wide open.  There are currently 5 managers tied with one kill
each.  Anything can still happen so hurry up and get into the arena.
     On a personal note, no other alliances have entered the arena in force to
challenge the kLk dominance.  We were expecting The Firm to put up a fight for their
supposed home arena.  But, they were a no show.  Guess they proved what they are
really made of.  *evil grin*
     Perhaps another alliance would like to step in to give us a challenge.  We are
throwing down the gauntlet.  Perhaps the Chaos Inc. boys I keep hearing about would
like to step in and challenge the kLk for arena dominance.  If you don't show up,
Chaos, don't feel bad.  FAR better managers than you have been invited into Jhans but
have chosen to pass on the offer.
     So if you consider yourself worthy to compete, like fierce competition, and
enjoy arenas where the personals are as fierce as the fighting, come visit JHANS DM
36.  We're already planning our next contest, "Capture the Flag," and have a
storyline being actively worked on in the arena.  Whatever you like about DM you can
find it in JHANS.

Bookie
mgr. of Suicidal Dreams
and Director Jhans Board of Tourism
kLk Alliance

27 March 2004
     This notice is to inform the DM world that CHAOS INC. has added CHEETO to its
ranks.  He joins APEX, FLAGG, MATRIX, ASSAMITE, and RUDE BUDDHA as the 6th member.
May your chaotic wings spread disaster and CHAOS for all your days!  Welcome CHEETO!!

27 March 2004
     Has anyone seen it in print that the "Goat" is leaving the "Cartel"?  There were
some diplos to the effect of a special branch of the Cartel being formed, like secret
societies, governmental agencies and alliances certain agendas are developed.  To
obtain the desired effect of any agenda only key personnel can be used.  The "Goat"

is "Cartel" so until you see it with me announcing that I am not Cartel, remember,
"The Agenda of the Core is for you to fight for."  I hope this stops the confusion.
-- Goat

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MARCO devastated LEITZITH in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
STONE KILLER overcame JIGGLE in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
ANKLEBITER vanquished TSUNAMI in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
AFGHAN REBEL overpowered JACOB in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MARCINKO was overpowered by THE REAPER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
COMFORTABLY NUMB slimly lost to SIR VIVOR in a 11 minute Challenge fight.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY was vanquished by THE BEAST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
STRONGEST #3 was vanquished by LINDA LOVELACE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SORROW narrowly defeated SPOTTED PONY in a action packed 3 minute Challenge match.
NEVERMORE was overpowered by TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a 2 minute Challenge match.
BLACK CYCLOPS devastated HATSHEPSUT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
EASTWOOD was savagely defeated by GLORY in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
THE BIG 'E' viciously subdued HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK handily defeated THE HAPPY HOOKER in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
QUASAR was bested by MEADOW VOLE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
PSYCHIC BREAD overpowered VELVET VIXEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
LUSTY LOX savagely defeated KATE BUSH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge conflict.
TAXES was overpowered by POPE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SALLY RIDE subdued LARCENY in a action packed 1 minute Challenge bout.
SNIPER BEAR won victory over DEBBIE DOES DM in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
JOE BLACK devastated ALVIN YORK in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CLINTON savagely defeated HOFFA in a exciting 7 minute gory Challenge duel.
SHEPHERD MOON vanquished CULUBRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
AXIS OF EVIL demolished LAME AIM in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
IMNOTA GOD was savagely defeated by ZIN in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge fray.
MIKE BELIEVE unbelievably bested E. VICTOR in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge bout.
HEARSAY was viciously subdued by LEMON DROP in a popular 5 minute Challenge fray.
MISS FILE was demolished by SIRTON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BLACK ARCHER overpowered DRY KEG in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge bout.
KING BEAR lost to MISS NOMER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
POTOMACC savagely defeated FRANK in a exciting 5 minute gruesome Challenge struggle.
CARNAL was overpowered by DINGO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DRUHD was killed by BLONDIE in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
FUNGARI overpowered MAGENTA in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge duel.
THE POLARIZER was subdued by SWINGDADDY-O in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
FRERE MAIN ROUJ overpowered PEACE in a action packed 2 minute bloody uneven battle.
COM DOT was demolished by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
JOHN HOLMES handily defeated VICTORY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
D. FILER was savagely defeated by SONORA MOUNTAIN in a 2 minute competition.
PISTOL was demolished by GUAVA NICE DAY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
BELIAL defeated FOXY LADY in a popular 1 minute duel.
MAGMA overpowered ONE NIGHT STAND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
KHIRZA demolished JUST A JOB TO DO in a exciting 2 minute mismatched match.
GORDON subdued JIMBY in a popular 1 minute battle.
PAPAYA BALROG savagely defeated SIR CUITOUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
DEMENTHA savagely defeated DROOLING GOOBER in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
SENGIR VAMPIRE viciously subdued COUCH POTATO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
UNBRIDLED was demolished by GLACIER in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD savagely defeated DALI PARTON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
WOBBLENUT overpowered WIMPY WIND in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PEEG was devastated by CHOKING CHICKEN in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
LADY LUCK vanquished GIGANTA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
HOT HAZEL handily defeated CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
CRAZED GOBLIN savagely defeated JIM PENGOUIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal bout.
MAELSTROM vanquished THE BISMARCK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VORTEX overpowered WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROAD TO DAKAR vanquished CARPET BURN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
AFROSLEAZIAC demolished BLOODSTONE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
EARTHQUAKE was defeated by THE EXPLOITER in a 2 minute fight.
BAWDY BUZZ BUD was devastated by SNIPE HUNTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
VERUCA SALT was beaten by SMALL CAT in a exciting 2 minute match.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE beat ELEKTRA in a popular 1 minute fight.
SEITAN overpowered SIMILDE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK devastated EVERSTORM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FURTIVE RETURNS was demolished by TICKLE ME HOFFA in a 3 minute uneven match.
PARADISE PARROT was defeated by LOUANNSALLY in a action packed 2 minute fight.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING subdued SLAP HAPPY in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
ACK VERT demolished BLISS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ROTTEN savagely defeated SULACCO in a exciting 2 minute gruesome conflict.
YELLOWJACKET was handily defeated by AUDIE MURPHY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHARLIE bested VAL BEMERIKI in a 1 minute match.
MATA HARI was bested by MIGHTY MITE in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
ROMUALD B TUNE unbelievably bested IMAGE ENHANCER in a exciting 1 minute fight.
SUDSY DEODORANT was handily defeated by RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PIPE BOMB overpowered CEREBRAL JANITOR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
COOKIE SNORT vanquished H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
GLITTER MARKS was overpowered by BIG BROTHER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KA D'ARGO savagely defeated VIOLENT VOLE in a exciting 2 minute gory brawl.
JOHN overpowered RUG BURN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
S. MARY ROSE was overcome by NORAF in a popular 1 minute fight.
YUMPIN YIMINI savagely defeated COCAINE in a exciting 2 minute gruesome bout.
ADAM was overpowered by WOUNDHEALER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
VIGO won victory over DARK GERBIL in a action packed 3 minute gory contest.
ROLLERCOASTER vanquished HERPES THE LUVBUG in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LIL NOIR handily defeated JONES in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PERFECT LOVER vanquished ULTRA ENDEAVOR in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
COL SALOMON slimly lost to DUCK RUBBER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
4-0 PROLENE was demolished by COBRA in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
THE 13TH WARRIOR lost to F. TIM in a 2 minute fray.
BOISE viciously subdued 2 + 2 = 4 in a 2 minute bloody fight.
BURGATORY handily defeated BUBBA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
MUKAARTH overpowered MARK in a 1 minute uneven contest.
BOOTER was overcome by THERMODYNAMICS in a popular 1 minute fight.
PIPE LAYER overpowered SNAPPY GEORGE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GORDIAN was bested by ED 209 in a action packed 1 minute match.
BIGGLES viciously subdued IN THE PIG! in a action packed 1 minute gruesome duel.
LLLENGEANCE was beaten by RABID DOG in a popular 1 minute duel.
LLOSMIC LLAMMER defeated DOAMER in a exciting 1 minute duel.
ELEVEN BLADE was bested by SQUEEZE CHEESE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome fray.
NUNZIO vanquished PANCREOSIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fray.
FRIED CHICKEN defeated ENDYMION in a exciting 1 minute match.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX vanquished NOLAN ORGEL in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
PUDDING PARADE lost to NEPHRON in a 2 minute gruesome contest.
LACKING was devastated by JOHNNY B GOODE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  61         PARRY-STRIKE      31 -  22 -  1      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 32         LUNGING ATTACK   344 - 293 - 10      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   26         PARRY-LUNGE       76 -  74 -  3      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 19         BASHING ATTACK    44 -  43 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     19         SLASHING ATTACK  140 - 138 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      15         AIMED BLOW        83 -  82 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     13         STRIKING ATTACK   95 -  98 -  3      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       96 - 105 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         WALL OF STEEL    124 - 154 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  39 -  0      34  |

Turn 460 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        10 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    8 - 11         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      9 - 17         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    38 - 23     TOTAL PARRY        6 - 13         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  6         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  3                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK   16 - 16                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MARCO 51-5008              42  16  2  255 BOY O'S (4027)
AIMED BLOW       BELIAL 7-3838             103  69  2  381 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
SLASHING ATTACK  PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035      84  52  0  269 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)
WALL OF STEEL    KHIRZA 7-1862             113 131  3  260 CASTAWAYS (1083)
BASHING ATTACK   GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254     54  48  0  255 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)
PARRY-LUNGE      FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082     49  24  0  246 LA PENTARCHIE (4427)
TOTAL PARRY      SIR VIVOR 10-4065          76  40  0  236 SIR AGLIO (2079)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505  52  31  0  225 SPECIAL ED (2722)
PARRY-STRIKE     FOXY LADY 18-2695          48  41  0  204 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
STRIKING ATTACK  GLORY 1-6847               43  39  0  200 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
GLORY 1-6847, LEMON DROP 33-6685, VIGO 18-6086, SIR VIVOR 10-4065, CLINTON 22-2516, 
TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127, THE BIG 'E' 9-4474, E. VICTOR 9-4864, KING BEAR 35-3629, and 
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849.

The least popular fighter this week was IN THE PIG! 96-864.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015, BOOTER 18-7742, MARK 5-4088, 4-0 PROLENE 
56-2570, JONES 14-1283, ADAM 7-4830, RUG BURN 18-3702, SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930, BLISS 
74-2940, and EVERSTORM 69-641.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             8  7 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  5 0  POINT(27)            2  0 0  ARADI(60)            2  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  1 0  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  3 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        3  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  3 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  2  2 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  4 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        4  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  2 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  JHANS(36)            2  0 1  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         2  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          3  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       0  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  6 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)         12 17 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           5  4 0  DWES EG(82)          7  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  2 0  
SOLVEN(22)           5  2 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
TI(23)               1  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SORROW 1-2863               39  26  2  211  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 THE BEAST 3-5547            52  65  0  217  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DEMENTHA 4-2907             35  16  2  227  ABBY NORMAL (1012)         JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 47  53  2  197  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 ENDYMION 6-4163             23  28  1   58  KREWE OF DRUID (4679)      TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              103  69  2  381  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082      49  24  0  246  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 THE BIG 'E' 9-4474          43  35  0  202  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           76  40  0  236  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856      31  30  1  177  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 SMALL CAT 13-4200           46  71  1  180  CARDOW HUNTERS (3697)      DULLENS
 JONES 14-1283               20 111  4   52  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 SENGIR VAMPIRE 15-2872      40  30  1  231  WENSINWASIN (4772)         MALCORN
 LEITZITH 16-4444            28  25  1  198  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 SEITAN 17-4403              35  36  1  171  KINDRED OF KAOS (2471)     ALJAFIR
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           66  51  0  227  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               26  27  2  182  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        31  10  1  219  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 ANKLEBITER 22-1163          50  43  3  244  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  52  31  0  225  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         16  13  1   61  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    50  30  1  205  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 PSYCHIC BREAD 27-2883       21   3  2  197  PB MAX (4281)              POINT
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          26  26  1  181  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 JOHN 29-4177                44  57  0  144  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             26  27  1   77  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          39  36  1  184  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          29  28  0  162  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        42  41  0  158  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         47  47  2  196  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              51  18  1  289  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035       84  52  0  269  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           19  54  0   67  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 LUSTY LOX 39-1477           33  23  1  205  EMOTIONAL FISH (1674)      XOCHITHLAN
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         47  93  1  184  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           33  23  0  173  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 BLACK CYCLOPS 42-3344       39  54  2  208  BLACK ODYSSEY (3142)       RODEKI
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      45  19  1  205  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           24  16  1  176  THE BEARS (677)            CAER

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOFFA 49-3185               58  82  0  121  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 MARCO 51-5008               42  16  2  255  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 4-0 PROLENE 56-2570         24  20  1   82  GENERAL SURGERY (4850)     ROCANIS
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          24  33  0  139  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 CHARLIE 61-2873             53  45  0  188  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  37  26  0  272  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 PIPE LAYER 63-2406          23   9  0   91  WORKING MEN (4752)         AMEN-TEI
 SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873     23  14  1  217  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG
 ROTTEN 68-8189              21   9  1  158  MY EX WIFE (4181)          FIREHOLD
 THE REAPER 69-8774          66  33  0  358  BLOOD MOON (3649)          CIMMERIAC
 PERFECT LOVER 70-7341       13   5  0  101  KANSAS (4612)              SENTERN
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     32  36  0  168  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 JIGGLE 72-231               31  15  1  201  JELLO TIME (2280)          DRAGONHEAD
 BLISS 74-2940               25  14  0  126  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 MAGMA 75-2049               66  46  0  247  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 SALLY RIDE 77-2378          31  25  2  181  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        34  31  1  118  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        29  26  0  190  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855     25  12  5  206  FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             21  19  5  198  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 14 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:

                           ABE SIMPSON (9-4453) SPRINGFIELD 
                            PB-LEAD (23-4385) ROCK-ETTS IV 
                      RATTLESNAKE SHAKE (60-4242) METAL MELTDOWN 
                            CHIP (60-4413) RESCUE RANGERS 
                           SLAKE (82-12993) WORD OF THE DAY 
                          DIS-COMBOBULATE (63-2222) DIS-TEAM 
                        RETARD (68-7501) POLITICALLYINCORRECT 
                           DARKSIDE (22-2714) LOST SOULS 1 
                      ZHARRA TYL MEDAN (40-2586) SUPERIOR FORCES 
                         SMOOGIE (82-2247) STREET PIZZAD III 
                             ARATHEA (13-3318) THE ELITE 
                          PX (82-14364) SUPERIOR FORCES 1203 
                       MIKE, POWERFUL (82-7051) MIKE THE HUNTER 
                          DIS-FUNCTIONAL (63-2223) DIS-TEAM 

                                          -- Green Eyes