ADVANCED DUELMASTERS
Date : 03/30/2004 Duedate: 04/12/2004
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-460
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-PIMPS 9/4318 16 6 0 72.7 CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839
ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622
ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488
NATURE'S FORCE 82/4841 17 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680 30 26 1 53.6
2 WENSINWASIN 15/4772 6 3 0 66.7 CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734
WENSINWASIN L.K. 10/4771 18 SPECIAL ED 23/2722 202 181 1 52.7
3 BLACKHEART'S 16/4844 2 1 0 66.7 KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471
4 POWERPUFF GI 12/4515 7 4 0 63.6 19 VERMIN!! 82/4315 905 816 10 52.6
5 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 23 14 1 62.2 SIR AGLIO 10/2079
FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
6 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279 8 5 0 61.5 20-HAND ON YOUR 29/4845 252 228 1 52.5
7 BABES 36/3876 2487 1589 46 61.0 21 BLACK PRIMER 82/4853 1457 1362 18 51.7
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 22 SPRINGFIELD 9/4858 317 297 3 51.6
BOY O'S 51/4027 23 CARTOUCHE 51/3495 318 302 8 51.3
HEROES 77/3408 FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331
THE BEARS 35/2674 ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583
THE HURT 36/1309 EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452
THE BEARS 48/677 24 ENIGMA 62/4768 138 134 1 50.7
NASTY MOB 21/4730 ALCHEMY 18/4818
THE BEARS 42/768 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778
DEATH THREAT 29/4804 82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384
8 FARSCAPE 10/4155 25 16 0 61.0 JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500
9 FOOD FIGHT 33/3860 76 50 0 60.3 25 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 576 570 8 50.3
10 KA-POW! 15/3970 1123 769 13 59.4 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411
BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D 82/4619
11 KANSAS 70/4612 1493 1099 14 57.6 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q 82/4402
THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628 SUPERIOR FORCES IJ 65/4610
BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145
MY EX WIFE 68/4181 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/3757
STOOPID MOVIES 82/4759 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536
CROSS BREED 82/4784 SUPERIOR FORCES 1203 82/4862
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571
POLITICALLYINCORRECT 68/4864 26 BOOGIE NIGHT 43/2800 700 698 6 50.1
12 GET SMART 27/4066 911 706 13 56.3 DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608
PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987 WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433
WORKING MEN 63/4752 27 STREET PIZZA 82/4860 93 93 1 50.0
LOST SOULS II 4/2818 28 FA CHING 60/4857 2 2 0 50.0
GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345 29 THE WILLBURYS 6/4327 137 139 0 49.6
OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808 THE WILLBURYS 13 13/3990
LOST SOULS II 9/2309 THE WILLBURYS 37 78/4855
MAIN COURSE 82/4440 30 LEGALESE 75/4658 149 166 3 47.3
THE ELITE 13/4865 THE REPUBLICANS 22/114
LOST SOULS 1 22/4863 GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595
13 I AM SUCK 82/4760 312 243 5 56.2 31 GENERAL SURG 56/4850 79 92 0 46.2
ENVENOMED 82/4693 FIRESIGN THEATRE 48/2803
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 THE BLACK COMPANY 1/4837
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 32 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 302 353 6 46.1
WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052
14 THE NUKES 3/1445 270 224 1 54.7 33 GIFTED 69/3978 763 899 8 45.9
OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430 BLOOD MOON 69/3649
FRUIT PUPPETS 37/2520 CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503
15 SACRILEGIOUS 15/4838 110 94 2 53.9 YO YO TRICKS 69/4107
16 CAMERON CRAZI 9/3908 212 183 1 53.7 NASTY PETS 82/4846
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 WILD KINGDOM 35/4193
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
34 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 130 154 0 45.8 44 KREWE OF DRUI 6/4679 29 44 1 39.7
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 45-BLADE BROTHE 82/4847 41 74 0 35.7
PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 46-THE DREIHDEN 74/4848 5 9 0 35.7
THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 47 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507 24 44 0 35.3
35 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 684 830 8 45.2 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
36-LIQUOR CABINE 7/4518 215 261 2 45.2 48 MEN 29/4412 586 1085 11 35.1
ESTIMATED PROPHETS 12/4516 JOHNS 5/3510
SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT 7/4710 TALES 43/2584
37 BURN N' PILL 18/1459 8 10 0 44.4 HABIT 78/4547
38 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 247 317 1 43.8 STORIES 49/2835
39 BIRDS 41/4735 146 193 1 43.1 WHY KNOT 63/2669
THE OFFENDERS 17/1987 MIKES 14/3982
RESCUE 77/3887 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
ERRATA 25/3564 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704 49 MAD SCIENTIST 18/392 734 1438 3 33.8
EL EQUIDO 13/3225 THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4476
RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859 THE BLACK ELITE 82/3857
40 GENOCIDE 51/4423 31 41 1 43.1 BLACK ODYSSEY 42/3142
THE WARRIORS 10/438 CARE LESS BEARS 1/1077
41 PB MAX 27/4281 39 52 2 42.9 50-THE EXPLORER 59/2235 19 38 0 33.3
ABBY NORMAL 4/1012 PIG BATTALION 33/4717
EMOTIONAL FISH 39/1674 51 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 10 20 1 33.3
JELLO TIME 72/2280 52 SAND DANCERS 75/2258 427 918 4 31.7
THE BALROGS 3/1011 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217
42 BLADE ZEN 74/4492 48 65 0 42.5 FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069
FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767
DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706 GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481
GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697
THE BLOODBANES 21/4851 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856
43 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 526 758 5 41.0 53 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 51 116 0 30.5
MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756 54-FLAT BROKE 82/4842 3 7 0 30.0
LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197 SANDS OF TIME 38/4666
OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624 55 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 4 11 0 26.7
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300 56 FAULTY PREMI 74/4820 2 9 0 18.2
ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652 57-T.P.S 27/2834 0 1 0 0.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
It is a privilege and honor to sit upon Talahya's throne. I am Judge's first
Tower Guardian. I actually received my invite to the Isle back in 1990, when there
was only one ADM arena. You will probably note that my team number is #114, one of
the oldest active teams in Talahya. My manager went inactive in 1991 when he began
law school, and did not return until 2000. Funny how law school and the first few
years of a career as an attorney can interfere with important Duelmasters time.
Leitzith, like you I am a former tournament Victor (Freshmen F2F in Tempe 2001--
thanks Wimpy for proxying me). My starting stats were not particularly spectacular,
but I trained well, and somebody (I think it was Neon or Phido) told me back in the
day not to train stats until I learned all my skills. I guess that has paid off for
me. I should probably thank Leitzith for not avoiding me, and Pip the Troll for not
fighting Bed Wetting Freak, since Leitzith TV challenged him last turn (and it did
not go through). For those of you who missed the title fight, it wasn't close.
Leitzith, you have to actually hit me to beat me. Nevertheless, I congratulate you
on taking the throne from Marco. My stablemate Afghan Rebel lost to him a few turns
ago, and I doubt I could have beaten him. Parity is a great thing in ADM.
Looking at my potential opponents for the defense of the throne, things look a
bit grim. Two of my own stablemates would like to challenge me, and they both could
probably beat me. Fortunately, they are not allowed to challenge. I hope Belial
does not challenge me--that is a challenge I would surely lose. I am going to
challenge Drooling Goober. He has more recognition points than me, which is clearly
an insult to a reigning Tower Guardian. Besides, Pip deserves a shot at the throne
since he missed it last cycle, and Drooling Goober is pretty good (though I seem to
recall beating him in the past). My second challenge goes to Boozehound. My manager
ran a team named Blue Meanies in Bonsur when Boozehound was a mere pup in Basic.
Boozehound dominated Bonsur, graduated, and then went inactive. Since Galen decided
to point out how many more recognition points Boozehound has, I'll bite and throw a
challenge his way. Good luck Boozehound (and good luck to Drooling Goober and
potential challengers as well).
Knowing my luck, I will be the most challenged warrior, and someone faster,
stronger, and more knacky will get his or her challenge through and knock me off the
throne. Still, I hope Sheila Greywand's lightning bolt will strike twice, and I will
be here next turn. If so, you can count on a column from me.
Your Tower Guardian, The Explorer
P.S. Judge wanted me to mention how enjoyable it is to settle old scores from Basic
DM. Laim Aim of Gladiation Folly really pissed off Judge when he was in Solven, my
home arena. Laim Aim, I see you are now in Talahya, and my team is going to settle
the score with you beginning this turn if you don't avoid us.
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Ladies and Gentlemen of the City of Greywand,
I'm not actually sure whether Marco wrote a column or not, since the Commission
isn't showing me what they say they have in the way of a Tower Guardian's column. If
there isn't one, Marco still somehow managed to hold it together as he TV challenged
a reasonably formidable foe. MARCO (51-5008) (41-16-2,240) of BOY O'S TV challenged
LEITZITH (16-4444) (28-24-1,244) of ALL-TIME GREATS. MARCO devastated LEITZITH in a
2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. Well done, Marco. However, I wish you
had not avoided Belial. He is the top-ranked active warrior in our arena, as he was
last cycle. Surely he is a worthy opponent!
Our other TV challenge this cycle also resulted in a win for the challenger.
STONE KILLER (21-5245) (30-10-1,202) of NASTY MOB TV challenged JIGGLE (72-231) (31-
14-1,203) of JELLO TIME. STONE KILLER overcame JIGGLE in a popular 3 minute
Challenge match.
And speaking of Belial, how did he do? He was randomly matched. BELIAL (7-
3838) (102-69-2,371) of WICKED MARTYRS fought FOXY LADY (18-2695) (48-40-0,208) of
CENTER FOR OLDS. Our top-ranked Aimed Blow practitioner defeated FOXY LADY in a
popular 1 minute duel.
Naturally, Ho-Chan the Axe remains our overall popularity leader. THE BIG 'E'
(9-4474) (42-35-0,190) of CAMERON CRAZIES challenged HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (105-
145-2,197) of SAND DANCERS. THE BIG 'E' viciously subdued HO-CHAN THE AXE in a
spectacular 4 minute Challenge bout.
And this cycle's scum sympathy vote went to Comfortably Numb. COMFORTABLY NUMB
(96-855) (25-11-5,198) of FLOYD'S PINK BRO' challenged SIR VIVOR (10-4065) (75-40-
0,222) of SIR AGLIO. COMFORTABLY NUMB slimly lost to SIR VIVOR in a 11 minute
Challenge fight.
BIGGLES (60-6032) (22-34-0,75) of BUMS 'R' US fought IN THE PIG! (96-864) (19-
14-5,65) of HOWIE'S DARK PAST. BIGGLES viciously subdued IN THE PIG! in an action
packed 1 minute gruesome duel. ITP was this cycle's least popular warrior.
Personally I would think one need look no farther than the name his manager inflicted
on him, but he didn't look fully awake in the arena either.
There was just one death this cycle. DRUHD (3-6054) (19-12-0,71) of THE BALROGS
challenged BLONDIE (36-5723) (19-18-0,85) of BABES. DRUHD was killed by BLONDIE in a
popular 1 minute Challenge duel. Rumor has it that it was a particularly harrowing
resurrection, so I've skipped the dried flowers and sent Druhd a keg of ale on ice.
Center for Olds and the rest of their guild (ranked 32nd) were the most avoided
this cycle. Warriors Carnivorous Canary, Anklebiter, Taxes, and Axis of Evil made a
point of not meeting any of Suave's warriors in the arena. I congratulate those
warriors for having managers who try to maximize their chance of doing well.
Do I want to give you any advice this cycle? No...you're on your own.
With, however, my best wishes,
Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARCO 51-5008 42 16 2 255 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BOOZEHOUND 7-871 33 24 0 442 LIQUOR CABINET II (4518) BONSUR
BELIAL 7-3838 103 69 2 381 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
THE REAPER 69-8774 66 33 0 358 BLOOD MOON (3649) CIMMERIAC
GORDON 36-4536 51 18 1 289 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
-ALVORANDO 82-3664 27 8 0 276 THE BLACK ELITE (3857) DWES EG
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 37 26 0 272 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 84 52 0 269 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
KHIRZA 7-1862 113 131 3 260 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
-SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 34 18 1 257 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402) DWES EG
GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254 54 48 0 255 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
MAGMA 75-2049 66 46 0 247 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 57 33 1 246 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 49 24 0 246 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
ANKLEBITER 22-1163 50 43 3 244 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636 51 31 4 237 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 76 40 0 236 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
SENGIR VAMPIRE 15-2872 40 30 1 231 WENSINWASIN (4772) MALCORN
WOBBLENUT 18-6650 66 51 0 227 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DEMENTHA 4-2907 35 16 2 227 ABBY NORMAL (1012) JHELUM
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 52 31 0 225 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
GLACIER 75-2046 67 42 3 219 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
STONE KILLER 21-5245 31 10 1 219 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
THE BEAST 3-5547 52 65 0 217 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
MAELSTROM 75-2202 50 27 1 217 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 42 54 0 217 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873 23 14 1 217 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG
AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941 53 38 7 216 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
THE EXPLOITER 22-1226 54 35 1 213 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 49 30 2 213 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
SORROW 1-2863 39 26 2 211 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLACK CYCLOPS 42-3344 39 54 2 208 BLACK ODYSSEY (3142) RODEKI
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 47 27 2 206 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 25 12 5 206 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 50 30 1 205 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 45 19 1 205 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN
LUSTY LOX 39-1477 33 23 1 205 EMOTIONAL FISH (1674) XOCHITHLAN
FOXY LADY 18-2695 48 41 0 204 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
VORTEX 75-1870 69 69 0 203 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
JIMBY 42-3777 44 37 1 203 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
THE BIG 'E' 9-4474 43 35 0 202 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
JIGGLE 72-231 31 15 1 201 JELLO TIME (2280) DRAGONHEAD
GLORY 1-6847 43 39 0 200 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 42 42 0 199 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 42 30 0 199 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 37 41 2 199 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 66 44 1 198 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
LEITZITH 16-4444 28 25 1 198 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
MARCINKO 97-961 21 19 5 198 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
POPE 5-4090 47 53 2 197 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 32 20 1 197 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
PSYCHIC BREAD 27-2883 21 3 2 197 PB MAX (4281) POINT
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 47 47 2 196 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
-FILLETED 36-2659 36 33 3 196 THE HURT (1309) JHANS
VICTORY 75-757 17 13 2 196 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
UNBRIDLED 15-3923 44 29 1 195 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
LADY LUCK 18-2925 40 38 1 195 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-GOTTM BEERBALLS 7-864 36 27 6 195 LIQUOR CABINET II (4518) BONSUR
NEVERMORE 1-5260 27 25 2 195 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
PEEG 43-2613 130 125 3 194 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 47 37 1 194 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 37 27 4 194 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 36 21 1 194 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 105 146 2 193 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829 69 67 6 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
COM DOT 65-6217 44 27 0 193 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
PISTOL 65-6205 48 36 1 192 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
TSUNAMI 75-2214 28 7 2 192 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 84 59 2 191 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
JACOB 10-233 56 69 2 191 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
DALI PARTON 18-3274 41 42 3 191 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
D. FILER 9-4721 41 11 1 191 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 66 56 1 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 29 26 0 190 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 37 33 1 189 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
CHARLIE 61-2873 53 45 0 188 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
-MAGELLAN 59-126 29 31 0 188 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 43 49 0 187 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509 26 11 2 187 CARNAGE CANARIES (4734) SUNSET
KATE BUSH 18-1413 69 53 0 186 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
QUASAR 18-5925 35 39 0 186 MAD SCIENTISTS (392) TALCAMA
STRONGEST #3 40-173 47 93 1 184 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
LOUANNSALLY 18-4564 44 43 3 184 OUT OF THE HILLS (2808) TALCAMA
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 39 36 1 184 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 37 33 1 184 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC
EASTWOOD 7-4788 34 25 1 184 GUNFIGHTERS (4595) BONSUR
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 43 87 3 183 CARE LESS BEARS (1077) MORDANT
CARPET BURN 3-5698 35 32 0 183 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
PEACE 19-4280 26 27 2 182 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
VELVET VIXEN 9-3275 34 37 0 181 LOST SOULS II (2309) ZUKAL
SALLY RIDE 77-2378 31 25 2 181 HEROES (3408) MAZGOURRAH
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 26 26 1 181 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HATSHEPSUT 51-4157 53 72 1 180 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 50 56 0 180 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SMALL CAT 13-4200 46 71 1 180 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 37 21 0 178 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-LUGH 4-3809 35 22 3 177 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856 31 30 1 177 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
JOE BLACK 48-3639 24 16 1 176 THE BEARS (677) CAER
MATA HARI 41-3812 33 23 0 173 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
SEITAN 17-4403 35 36 1 171 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 34 22 1 170 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
TAXES 22-1661 27 22 1 170 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 32 36 0 168 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 51 46 1 167 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
ELEKTRA 4-3652 29 13 0 167 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
LARCENY 75-2720 29 18 0 166 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 43 31 3 165 GENOCIDE (4423) TRICORUS
VERUCA SALT 10-3033 36 26 1 165 WENSINWASIN L.K. (4771) KOLACT
-SSSS 82-14051 11 26 0 165 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (4619) DWES EG
ACK VERT 18-7429 31 21 1 164 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEMON DROP 33-6685 29 28 0 162 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
EVERSTORM 69-641 47 44 2 160 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 42 41 0 158 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
ROTTEN 68-8189 21 9 1 158 MY EX WIFE (4181) FIREHOLD
GIGANTA 62-3197 36 44 2 156 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145) VALAMANTIS
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 27 24 0 156 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 43 40 3 154 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 27 24 3 153 MAD SCIENTISTS (392) TALCAMA
AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 32 12 0 152 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 25 19 0 152 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 40 24 0 151 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIMILDE 51-4248 48 93 0 150 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
-MONSTER 42-467 41 44 0 150 THE BEARS (768) RODEKI
JOHN 29-4177 44 57 0 144 MEN (4412) LAPUR
ZIN 3-4197 45 74 0 143 GAMES LIBRARY (3481) OSKSI
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 52 51 4 142 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
HEARSAY 75-2721 25 16 3 140 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
MIKE BELIEVE 12-5552 25 23 0 139 POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515) RIZTAB
SLAP HAPPY 60-6031 24 33 0 139 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
YUMPIN YIMINI 3-4140 20 8 0 138 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 18 11 1 138 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
CULUBRA 10-235 50 68 0 134 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
KA D'ARGO 10-4270 25 12 1 132 FARSCAPE (4155) KOLACT
E. VICTOR 9-4864 18 15 2 130 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
NORAF 82-3856 11 6 0 130 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
CLINTON 22-2516 29 17 1 129 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
BLISS 74-2940 25 14 0 126 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 24 27 3 122 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
HOFFA 49-3185 58 82 0 121 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
IMNOTA GOD 33-4801 27 12 0 121 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (3757) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 26 23 0 120 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
SIRTON 82-9190 11 1 0 120 I AM SUCK (4760) DWES EG
SULACCO 4-5128 24 17 2 119 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 34 31 1 118 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-KARMAKAZI 4-4255 27 19 0 117 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 22 20 0 117 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BIG BROTHER 3-5568 48 67 0 115 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 15 7 0 114 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
WOUNDHEALER 65-4496 10 5 0 114 BOOK OF SWORDS (4305) DAL SHANG
LAME AIM 22-5656 19 12 1 110 GLADIATION FOLLY (4345) SOLVEN
VIGO 18-6086 19 4 0 108 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
-MARDEN VOSS 65-6397 26 25 0 103 SAND DANCERS (2570) DAL SHANG
PERFECT LOVER 70-7341 13 5 0 101 KANSAS (4612) SENTERN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COCAINE 78-2311 22 43 0 100 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-TRISHA WINGFOOT 24-4330 21 36 1 100 KRILL CAVALRY (3709) ZORPUNT
BLONDIE 36-5723 20 18 1 100 BABES (3876) JHANS
COBRA 29-4355 19 12 1 100 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 4 0 0 100 THE BLACK PHALANX (4476) RIZTAB
DARK GERBIL 82-6762 14 8 2 98 CROSS BREED (4784) DWES EG
-PUN DAT 16-4789 18 42 1 97 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 33 41 0 96 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-(J)AY (C)EE 13-2647 31 18 0 96 THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990) DULLENS
-WILL DUEL FOR FOOD 7-4827 21 9 0 96 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710) BONSUR
F. TIM 78-2315 29 32 1 95 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
MISS FILE 3-3461 21 14 0 94 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
ROLLERCOASTER 65-5946 12 2 1 94 SUPERIOR FORCES IJ (4610) DAL SHANG
ADAM 7-4830 20 46 2 93 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 18 2 1 93 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
PIPE LAYER 63-2406 23 9 0 91 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-OLD MAJOR 33-3149 19 15 1 91 PIG BATTALION (4717) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-RAZOR HAWK 18-7656 22 23 1 90 BEAST MASTERS (4605) TALCAMA
NUNZIO 51-4799 18 8 1 90 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
BOISE 18-6687 20 4 1 89 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 33 14 1 87 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-BRAN AP CADAL 35-3713 22 19 1 86 CHILDREN OF LLYR (3107) MURSKA
DRY KEG 33-6679 22 35 0 84 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 21 15 0 84 GET SMART (4066) POINT
-RED EYE 52-2171 20 21 3 84 ASSASSIN NATION (4352) FRATSFA
ED 209 5-3955 24 28 4 83 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
THE 13TH WARRIOR 82-6346 5 3 0 83 STOOPID MOVIES (4759) DWES EG
4-0 PROLENE 56-2570 24 20 1 82 GENERAL SURGERY (4850) ROCANIS
COL SALOMON 17-5290 23 23 1 82 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 24 29 0 81 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
BIGGLES 60-6032 23 34 0 81 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
-TARGEN 36-5783 21 13 4 80 IRON TIGERS (4806) JHANS
SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 25 26 0 79 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661 24 6 0 79 MAIN COURSE (4440) DWES EG
-ABRULA 3-6027 21 6 0 79 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
NEPHRON 30-4147 26 27 1 77 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
DINGO 35-3716 18 8 1 77 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
FUNGARI 3-6171 20 6 0 76 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
-CAESAR 17-6258 21 12 0 75 HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487) ALJAFIR
LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684 18 10 1 75 LUROCIANS VI (4279) ARADI
-PERSONAL BEJEEZUS 12-5451 16 5 0 75 ESTIMATED PROPHETS (4516) RIZTAB
-POCKET FISSION 3-6066 21 10 2 74 THE NUKES (1445) OSKSI
-HIMEI 16-4402 19 14 3 74 YAMABUSHI (4854) WILLAF
-CHASITY BELT 18-6507 17 5 0 74 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
BOOTER 18-7742 23 17 0 71 BURN N' PILLAGE (1459) TALCAMA
-WONDER BRA 18-6510 21 8 0 71 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
-SONJA BLOODBANE 21-5474 21 8 0 71 THE BLOODBANES (4851) SUNSET
DRUHD 3-6054 19 13 0 71 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
POTOMACC 21-5489 18 12 0 71 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
PANCREOSIS 4-4241 26 20 2 68 ABBY NORMAL (1012) JHELUM
-NAVARRE 6-5161 7 0 0 68 THE WILLBURYS 6 (4327) TRANSEL
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 19 54 0 67 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
GORDIAN 63-2104 21 11 0 66 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
-MATCHU PICHU 3-3710 16 11 3 66 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
MISS NOMER 3-3355 20 16 0 65 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
MUKAARTH 16-5156 18 6 3 65 BLACKHEART'S AXE (4844) WILLAF
-JUIBLEX 3-5975 20 14 0 64 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
IN THE PIG! 96-864 19 15 5 63 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
-DERBIE FOYLE 5-4556 18 8 1 63 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (4600) KALTOS
ULTRA ENDEAVOR 74-3187 18 10 0 63 FAULTY PREMISES (4820) DAIYLA KIV
-RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN 7-4839 23 14 0 62 SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (4710) BONSUR
ELEVEN BLADE 56-3721 19 6 0 62 GENERAL SURGERY (4850) ROCANIS
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 17 10 0 62 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
THE POLARIZER 18-7025 19 10 1 61 MAD SCIENTISTS (392) TALCAMA
NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981 16 13 1 61 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN
-BEAR MARKET 22-6010 15 14 1 60 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
MAGENTA 3-5711 39 63 0 59 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
ENDYMION 6-4163 23 28 1 58 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
LACKING 4-5071 21 9 0 58 ABBY NORMAL (1012) JHELUM
RABID DOG 82-1078 11 6 0 57 NASTY PETS (4846) DWES EG
-JUSTICE 22-5949 20 13 0 56 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
CARNAL 21-5388 24 18 0 55 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
-SAFIR 78-2457 17 4 0 55 THE WILLBURYS 37 (4855) LIN TIRIAN
FRANK 3-5707 37 66 1 53 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 23 10 0 52 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
JONES 14-1283 20 111 4 52 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
-SIR ZESTALOT 60-6557 15 7 0 52 4000 BLOWS (1618) ARADI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MURGEN 1-7283 17 18 1 51 THE BLACK COMPANY (4837) MORDANT
-PELICAN 41-3949 15 6 0 51 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
-ROBERT BYRD 22-6039 14 9 0 51 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
KING BEAR 35-3629 21 10 1 49 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
-TOTAL PUD 27-2787 15 16 0 48 T.P.S (2834) POINT
-STRAFE 82-11158 12 11 0 47 BLACK PRIMERS (4853) DWES EG
BURGATORY 15-4532 15 21 1 46 SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (4838) MALCORN
LLLENGEANCE 60-5864 15 8 2 43 LUROCIANS VI (4279) ARADI
MARK 5-4088 36 64 2 42 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
-ARMSTRONG 59-1291 23 16 1 42 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
-CATHERWOOD 48-2225 17 18 1 34 FIRESIGN THEATRE (2803) CAER
BUBBA 7-4833 20 46 0 23 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
DRUHD 3-6054 19 13 0 THE BALROGS 1011 BLONDIE 36-5723 460
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Carthoris Jeddak -- It's always a pleasure to fight a werecat. I wish you had fought
in humanoid cat form, though. We Castaways seldom see anyone like us. -- Khirza
Nevermore -- I wish! -- Glory, who seems to be stuck in "ever-more"
P.S. But we DID make a good show out there, your black lacquer contrasting with my
red and gold. Too bad you had to hit me so hard, because blood clashed with the red
of my outfit.
Taxes -- No way I would knuckle under to the likes of you at THIS time of year. --
Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S. I think, myself, that you're wrong to go with the standard-issue armor, the
"armor of the masses," as it were. Better to get the custom stuff and to the hot
place (Phoenix?) with being called an elitist.
Ka D'Argo -- What's it like being from an island? I find it hard to imagine living
with such a boundary. Not being able to jump on a horse and just ride off for days,
that kind of thing. -- Similde the honestly curious
P.S. Yes, I know that Talahya's on an island, but it doesn't seem real, somehow, and
besides, you CAN ride off for days here. Which is why it doesn't seem real, I
suppose. More like a really strange dream.
Adam -- I am not Eve, and don't you think it for a minute. I bite and I scratch, and
don't LIKE you. -- Small Cat, but big enough to take you down
Image Enhancer -- There's something to be said for plastic surgery, I suppose, and
that something is: don't have it done the day before the fights. -- Charlie
P.S. I've never seen a helmet with a magnifying lens in the eye slit before. Weird.
Rug Burn -- I believe I'll pass on that. There are better places to do it, such as
beds. -- Zin
Galen -- Must we assume that? He could just be over-bold. After all, one hears that
these government agencies get, uh, very high opinions of their worth. -- Ho-Chan
P.S. And I still don't see why anyone would carry his fights under his belt.
Unless, maybe, he's Scottish and using a sporran.
Ho-Chan -- Yes, we must assume it. I don't think he wore that into the arena
but who knows what he wears at home, eh? -- Galen
Galen -- I did write a column last cycle. For some reason, it did not get printed.
It would not have helped my cause anyhow. -- The Exploiter
The Exploiter -- Sorry about that. Perhaps it will show up this cycle and bring
you luck. The Commission assures me that there is a Tower Guardian's column
this cycle, but they refuse to show it to me. -- Galen
Al Gore -- Too bad my guy could not hold the throne a little longer. -- Judge
Ho-Chan -- Good fight. Maybe next time. -- Al Gore
Larceny -- It should be a crime to be as good as I am! -- C. Canary
Cocaine -- A surprisingly short fight. Thanks for sucking though. -- Al Gore
3 March 2004
MONGO'S MARDI GRAS MADNESS DUELMASTERS AUCTION
Mongo, aka Matt McIntosh and ex-Warden of the Dark Circle, is auctioning off his
entire collection of Duelmasters warriors and stables. Don't miss out on this chance
to own some fantastic warriors! There are ADM warriors available in every class from
Primus to Freshmen, as well as over a dozen Basic stables.
Does a Slasher with +4 attack, +4 decisiveness, +3 initiative and +2 riposte
sound good? How about a Lunger who received the benefit of a TC prize, has TVed
three times after graduating--and still hasn't maxed out his skills!? How about a
Striker in the Freshmen class who has decisiveness for a favorite learn and the MAUL
for a favorite weapon!?
Or perhaps you prefer playing in Basic. Then how does a stable with four Adept
class warriors who have a combined record of 41-19-9 sound? Or maybe a stable with
three 21-Will warriors? Or perhaps a stable with four Initiates and a Rookie who
have a combined record of 23-6-1?
The quality of the lots is excellent. All you need to view and bid on the lots
is go to:
http://members.aol.com/jvmerlino/mardigras.html
If you want to be on the mailing list to receive regular updates on the auction,
just send an e-mail to JVMerlino@aol.com. Merlin, aka John Merlino and also an ex-
Warden of the Dark Circle, will be running this auction for me. I just moved to New
Orleans and am likely currently stumbling around the French Quarter...because it's
Mardi Gras! So I have named my auction in honor of this occasion.
The auction will start on Saturday, March 13th, 2004, and will continue for
several weeks. But you should get your bids in early if you want your best chance at
owning any of these fantastic warriors and stables.
Many thanks to all for your interest and your bids,
Mongo
5 March 2004
Style Masters Symposium
Hosted by Hammer
The years have slipped by and many DM Managers have come and gone since the last
Hammer's Handbook was compiled and printed.
There is now a stirring within me to begin writing and editing yet another
Handbook with a distribution date sometime in 2005.
This Handbook will be made available via Email with a possibility of burning the
info to a CD for distribution.
Special arrangements will be made to provide the information via printed page to
those contributors who are serving sentences behind bars.
The working title of this new Handbook is "Style Masters Symposium Hosted by
Hammer".
Distribution of this Handbook is projected to be MAINLY for those DM Managers
who contribute information/articles to Hammer by June 2004.
Informative and entertaining articles should focus on insights regarding Any or
All 10 Style Masters for both the Basic and ADM arenas as well as Tourney
competition.
Articles focusing on Weapons/Armor are also encouraged for inclusion.
Whether you are a Newbie Manager without a clue or a Jaded Veteran; everyone has
discovered something about this gaming experience that is both Insightful and
Entertaining.
Email Your Articles to HammerDM@fastermail.com or send them via Diplo to either
Flower Hammerz (372) in DM 28 or Casino Hammerz (576) in DM 33.
Length and Content of the Style Masters Symposium Hosted by Hammer will be
Determined by the Quality and Quantity of Contributors Combined with the Literary
Efforts of Hammer who is currently overseas for an indefinite period of time.
Articles Contributed for this Project should be of Sufficient Length and Content
to Warrant being Included to Receive the Finished Document when Hammer has completed
this literary work to His satisfaction.
Managers contributing articles are also requested to include a DM Bio of
Themselves along with any Notable Successes and/or Failures during Their DM Career in
Basic, ADM and/or Tourney Play.
A listing of Active Stables would also be Helpful for Anyone Seeking to Reply to
Contributors via Diplo, Email or Snailmail.
May Your Blades Be Sharp And Your Wits Sharper!
-- Hammer of Flower Hammerz (372) DM 28 and Casino Hammerz (576) DM 33
18 March 2004
St. Valentine's Day Massacre Update
We are pleased to announce that the kLk sponsored St. Valentine's Day Massacre
kill contest in DM 36 is off to a great start. We are also pleased to announce that
in addition to the 10 team rollups we are also able to offer the renaming of a dark
arena warrior as a prize to the manager with the most kills. The contest is only 2
turns old and is still wide open. There are currently 5 managers tied with one kill
each. Anything can still happen so hurry up and get into the arena.
On a personal note, no other alliances have entered the arena in force to
challenge the kLk dominance. We were expecting The Firm to put up a fight for their
supposed home arena. But, they were a no show. Guess they proved what they are
really made of. *evil grin*
Perhaps another alliance would like to step in to give us a challenge. We are
throwing down the gauntlet. Perhaps the Chaos Inc. boys I keep hearing about would
like to step in and challenge the kLk for arena dominance. If you don't show up,
Chaos, don't feel bad. FAR better managers than you have been invited into Jhans but
have chosen to pass on the offer.
So if you consider yourself worthy to compete, like fierce competition, and
enjoy arenas where the personals are as fierce as the fighting, come visit JHANS DM
36. We're already planning our next contest, "Capture the Flag," and have a
storyline being actively worked on in the arena. Whatever you like about DM you can
find it in JHANS.
Bookie
mgr. of Suicidal Dreams
and Director Jhans Board of Tourism
kLk Alliance
27 March 2004
This notice is to inform the DM world that CHAOS INC. has added CHEETO to its
ranks. He joins APEX, FLAGG, MATRIX, ASSAMITE, and RUDE BUDDHA as the 6th member.
May your chaotic wings spread disaster and CHAOS for all your days! Welcome CHEETO!!
27 March 2004
Has anyone seen it in print that the "Goat" is leaving the "Cartel"? There were
some diplos to the effect of a special branch of the Cartel being formed, like secret
societies, governmental agencies and alliances certain agendas are developed. To
obtain the desired effect of any agenda only key personnel can be used. The "Goat"
is "Cartel" so until you see it with me announcing that I am not Cartel, remember,
"The Agenda of the Core is for you to fight for." I hope this stops the confusion.
-- Goat
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MARCO devastated LEITZITH in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
STONE KILLER overcame JIGGLE in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
ANKLEBITER vanquished TSUNAMI in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
AFGHAN REBEL overpowered JACOB in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MARCINKO was overpowered by THE REAPER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
COMFORTABLY NUMB slimly lost to SIR VIVOR in a 11 minute Challenge fight.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY was vanquished by THE BEAST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
STRONGEST #3 was vanquished by LINDA LOVELACE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SORROW narrowly defeated SPOTTED PONY in a action packed 3 minute Challenge match.
NEVERMORE was overpowered by TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a 2 minute Challenge match.
BLACK CYCLOPS devastated HATSHEPSUT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
EASTWOOD was savagely defeated by GLORY in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
THE BIG 'E' viciously subdued HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK handily defeated THE HAPPY HOOKER in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
QUASAR was bested by MEADOW VOLE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
PSYCHIC BREAD overpowered VELVET VIXEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
LUSTY LOX savagely defeated KATE BUSH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge conflict.
TAXES was overpowered by POPE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SALLY RIDE subdued LARCENY in a action packed 1 minute Challenge bout.
SNIPER BEAR won victory over DEBBIE DOES DM in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
JOE BLACK devastated ALVIN YORK in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CLINTON savagely defeated HOFFA in a exciting 7 minute gory Challenge duel.
SHEPHERD MOON vanquished CULUBRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
AXIS OF EVIL demolished LAME AIM in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
IMNOTA GOD was savagely defeated by ZIN in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge fray.
MIKE BELIEVE unbelievably bested E. VICTOR in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge bout.
HEARSAY was viciously subdued by LEMON DROP in a popular 5 minute Challenge fray.
MISS FILE was demolished by SIRTON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BLACK ARCHER overpowered DRY KEG in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge bout.
KING BEAR lost to MISS NOMER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
POTOMACC savagely defeated FRANK in a exciting 5 minute gruesome Challenge struggle.
CARNAL was overpowered by DINGO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DRUHD was killed by BLONDIE in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
FUNGARI overpowered MAGENTA in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge duel.
THE POLARIZER was subdued by SWINGDADDY-O in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
FRERE MAIN ROUJ overpowered PEACE in a action packed 2 minute bloody uneven battle.
COM DOT was demolished by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
JOHN HOLMES handily defeated VICTORY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
D. FILER was savagely defeated by SONORA MOUNTAIN in a 2 minute competition.
PISTOL was demolished by GUAVA NICE DAY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
BELIAL defeated FOXY LADY in a popular 1 minute duel.
MAGMA overpowered ONE NIGHT STAND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
KHIRZA demolished JUST A JOB TO DO in a exciting 2 minute mismatched match.
GORDON subdued JIMBY in a popular 1 minute battle.
PAPAYA BALROG savagely defeated SIR CUITOUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
DEMENTHA savagely defeated DROOLING GOOBER in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
SENGIR VAMPIRE viciously subdued COUCH POTATO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
UNBRIDLED was demolished by GLACIER in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD savagely defeated DALI PARTON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
WOBBLENUT overpowered WIMPY WIND in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PEEG was devastated by CHOKING CHICKEN in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
LADY LUCK vanquished GIGANTA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
HOT HAZEL handily defeated CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
CRAZED GOBLIN savagely defeated JIM PENGOUIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal bout.
MAELSTROM vanquished THE BISMARCK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VORTEX overpowered WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROAD TO DAKAR vanquished CARPET BURN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
AFROSLEAZIAC demolished BLOODSTONE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
EARTHQUAKE was defeated by THE EXPLOITER in a 2 minute fight.
BAWDY BUZZ BUD was devastated by SNIPE HUNTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
VERUCA SALT was beaten by SMALL CAT in a exciting 2 minute match.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE beat ELEKTRA in a popular 1 minute fight.
SEITAN overpowered SIMILDE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK devastated EVERSTORM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FURTIVE RETURNS was demolished by TICKLE ME HOFFA in a 3 minute uneven match.
PARADISE PARROT was defeated by LOUANNSALLY in a action packed 2 minute fight.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING subdued SLAP HAPPY in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
ACK VERT demolished BLISS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ROTTEN savagely defeated SULACCO in a exciting 2 minute gruesome conflict.
YELLOWJACKET was handily defeated by AUDIE MURPHY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHARLIE bested VAL BEMERIKI in a 1 minute match.
MATA HARI was bested by MIGHTY MITE in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
ROMUALD B TUNE unbelievably bested IMAGE ENHANCER in a exciting 1 minute fight.
SUDSY DEODORANT was handily defeated by RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PIPE BOMB overpowered CEREBRAL JANITOR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
COOKIE SNORT vanquished H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
GLITTER MARKS was overpowered by BIG BROTHER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KA D'ARGO savagely defeated VIOLENT VOLE in a exciting 2 minute gory brawl.
JOHN overpowered RUG BURN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
S. MARY ROSE was overcome by NORAF in a popular 1 minute fight.
YUMPIN YIMINI savagely defeated COCAINE in a exciting 2 minute gruesome bout.
ADAM was overpowered by WOUNDHEALER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
VIGO won victory over DARK GERBIL in a action packed 3 minute gory contest.
ROLLERCOASTER vanquished HERPES THE LUVBUG in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LIL NOIR handily defeated JONES in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PERFECT LOVER vanquished ULTRA ENDEAVOR in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
COL SALOMON slimly lost to DUCK RUBBER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
4-0 PROLENE was demolished by COBRA in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
THE 13TH WARRIOR lost to F. TIM in a 2 minute fray.
BOISE viciously subdued 2 + 2 = 4 in a 2 minute bloody fight.
BURGATORY handily defeated BUBBA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
MUKAARTH overpowered MARK in a 1 minute uneven contest.
BOOTER was overcome by THERMODYNAMICS in a popular 1 minute fight.
PIPE LAYER overpowered SNAPPY GEORGE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GORDIAN was bested by ED 209 in a action packed 1 minute match.
BIGGLES viciously subdued IN THE PIG! in a action packed 1 minute gruesome duel.
LLLENGEANCE was beaten by RABID DOG in a popular 1 minute duel.
LLOSMIC LLAMMER defeated DOAMER in a exciting 1 minute duel.
ELEVEN BLADE was bested by SQUEEZE CHEESE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome fray.
NUNZIO vanquished PANCREOSIS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fray.
FRIED CHICKEN defeated ENDYMION in a exciting 1 minute match.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX vanquished NOLAN ORGEL in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
PUDDING PARADE lost to NEPHRON in a 2 minute gruesome contest.
LACKING was devastated by JOHNNY B GOODE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 61 PARRY-STRIKE 31 - 22 - 1 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 32 LUNGING ATTACK 344 - 293 - 10 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 26 PARRY-LUNGE 76 - 74 - 3 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 19 BASHING ATTACK 44 - 43 - 0 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 19 SLASHING ATTACK 140 - 138 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 15 AIMED BLOW 83 - 82 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 13 STRIKING ATTACK 95 - 98 - 3 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 96 - 105 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 WALL OF STEEL 124 - 154 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 20 - 39 - 0 34 |
Turn 460 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 10 - 5 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 11 3 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 17 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 38 - 23 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 13 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 6 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 16 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MARCO 51-5008 42 16 2 255 BOY O'S (4027)
AIMED BLOW BELIAL 7-3838 103 69 2 381 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
SLASHING ATTACK PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 84 52 0 269 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)
WALL OF STEEL KHIRZA 7-1862 113 131 3 260 CASTAWAYS (1083)
BASHING ATTACK GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254 54 48 0 255 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)
PARRY-LUNGE FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 49 24 0 246 LA PENTARCHIE (4427)
TOTAL PARRY SIR VIVOR 10-4065 76 40 0 236 SIR AGLIO (2079)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505 52 31 0 225 SPECIAL ED (2722)
PARRY-STRIKE FOXY LADY 18-2695 48 41 0 204 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
STRIKING ATTACK GLORY 1-6847 43 39 0 200 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855. The ten other most popular fighters were
GLORY 1-6847, LEMON DROP 33-6685, VIGO 18-6086, SIR VIVOR 10-4065, CLINTON 22-2516,
TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127, THE BIG 'E' 9-4474, E. VICTOR 9-4864, KING BEAR 35-3629, and
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849.
The least popular fighter this week was IN THE PIG! 96-864. The other ten least
popular fighters were SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015, BOOTER 18-7742, MARK 5-4088, 4-0 PROLENE
56-2570, JONES 14-1283, ADAM 7-4830, RUG BURN 18-3702, SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930, BLISS
74-2940, and EVERSTORM 69-641.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 2 3 0
OSKSI(3) 8 7 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 2 0
JHELUM(4) 2 5 0 POINT(27) 2 0 0 ARADI(60) 2 2 0
KALTOS(5) 2 1 0 MORYA(28) 1 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 2 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 2 0
BONSUR(7) 2 3 0 IAYE(30) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 3 2 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 3 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 2 2 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 2 4 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 4 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 2 0 MURSKA(35) 2 1 0 SENTERN(70) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 JHANS(36) 2 0 1 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 2 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
MALCORN(15) 3 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 0 2 0
WILLAF(16) 1 2 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 4 6 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 1 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 12 17 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 5 4 0 DWES EG(82) 7 3 0
SUNSET(21) 2 2 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 2 0
SOLVEN(22) 5 2 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
TI(23) 1 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SORROW 1-2863 39 26 2 211 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
THE BEAST 3-5547 52 65 0 217 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
DEMENTHA 4-2907 35 16 2 227 ABBY NORMAL (1012) JHELUM
POPE 5-4090 47 53 2 197 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
ENDYMION 6-4163 23 28 1 58 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 103 69 2 381 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 49 24 0 246 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
THE BIG 'E' 9-4474 43 35 0 202 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 76 40 0 236 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856 31 30 1 177 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
SMALL CAT 13-4200 46 71 1 180 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
JONES 14-1283 20 111 4 52 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
SENGIR VAMPIRE 15-2872 40 30 1 231 WENSINWASIN (4772) MALCORN
LEITZITH 16-4444 28 25 1 198 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
SEITAN 17-4403 35 36 1 171 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR
WOBBLENUT 18-6650 66 51 0 227 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 26 27 2 182 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
STONE KILLER 21-5245 31 10 1 219 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
ANKLEBITER 22-1163 50 43 3 244 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 52 31 0 225 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981 16 13 1 61 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 50 30 1 205 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
PSYCHIC BREAD 27-2883 21 3 2 197 PB MAX (4281) POINT
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 26 26 1 181 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
JOHN 29-4177 44 57 0 144 MEN (4412) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 26 27 1 77 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 39 36 1 184 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
LEMON DROP 33-6685 29 28 0 162 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 42 41 0 158 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 47 47 2 196 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
GORDON 36-4536 51 18 1 289 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 84 52 0 269 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 19 54 0 67 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
LUSTY LOX 39-1477 33 23 1 205 EMOTIONAL FISH (1674) XOCHITHLAN
STRONGEST #3 40-173 47 93 1 184 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
MATA HARI 41-3812 33 23 0 173 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
BLACK CYCLOPS 42-3344 39 54 2 208 BLACK ODYSSEY (3142) RODEKI
LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 45 19 1 205 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN
JOE BLACK 48-3639 24 16 1 176 THE BEARS (677) CAER
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOFFA 49-3185 58 82 0 121 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
MARCO 51-5008 42 16 2 255 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
4-0 PROLENE 56-2570 24 20 1 82 GENERAL SURGERY (4850) ROCANIS
SLAP HAPPY 60-6031 24 33 0 139 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
CHARLIE 61-2873 53 45 0 188 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 37 26 0 272 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
PIPE LAYER 63-2406 23 9 0 91 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873 23 14 1 217 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG
ROTTEN 68-8189 21 9 1 158 MY EX WIFE (4181) FIREHOLD
THE REAPER 69-8774 66 33 0 358 BLOOD MOON (3649) CIMMERIAC
PERFECT LOVER 70-7341 13 5 0 101 KANSAS (4612) SENTERN
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 32 36 0 168 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
JIGGLE 72-231 31 15 1 201 JELLO TIME (2280) DRAGONHEAD
BLISS 74-2940 25 14 0 126 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
MAGMA 75-2049 66 46 0 247 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
SALLY RIDE 77-2378 31 25 2 181 HEROES (3408) MAZGOURRAH
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 34 31 1 118 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 29 26 0 190 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 25 12 5 206 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 21 19 5 198 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 14 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:
ABE SIMPSON (9-4453) SPRINGFIELD
PB-LEAD (23-4385) ROCK-ETTS IV
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE (60-4242) METAL MELTDOWN
CHIP (60-4413) RESCUE RANGERS
SLAKE (82-12993) WORD OF THE DAY
DIS-COMBOBULATE (63-2222) DIS-TEAM
RETARD (68-7501) POLITICALLYINCORRECT
DARKSIDE (22-2714) LOST SOULS 1
ZHARRA TYL MEDAN (40-2586) SUPERIOR FORCES
SMOOGIE (82-2247) STREET PIZZAD III
ARATHEA (13-3318) THE ELITE
PX (82-14364) SUPERIOR FORCES 1203
MIKE, POWERFUL (82-7051) MIKE THE HUNTER
DIS-FUNCTIONAL (63-2223) DIS-TEAM
-- Green Eyes