ADVANCED DUELMASTERS
Date : 04/13/2004 Duedate: 04/26/2004
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-461
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BLACKHEART'S 16/4844 3 1 0 75.0 15 SACRILEGIOUS 15/4838 110 96 2 53.4
2-WENSINWASIN 15/4772 6 3 0 66.7 16 VERMIN!! 82/4315 909 818 10 52.6
WENSINWASIN L.K. 10/4771 SIR AGLIO 10/2079
3-LUROCIANS VI 60/4279 8 5 0 61.5 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
4 BABES 36/3876 2495 1591 46 61.1 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 17 LOBOTOMATION 12/4403 255 230 1 52.6
BOY O'S 51/4027 HAND ON YOUR HEART 29/4845
HEROES 77/3408 MORBID FASCINATION 6/973
THE BEARS 35/2674 HELPLESS ANIMALS 16/54
THE BEARS 48/677 ANIMAL PHARM 18/4526
NASTY MOB 21/4730 18 SPECIAL ED 23/2722 203 183 1 52.6
THE BEARS 42/768 KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471
DEATH THREAT 29/4804 19-BLACK PRIMER 82/4853 1457 1362 18 51.7
5 FOOD FIGHT 33/3860 76 51 0 59.8 20 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680 31 29 1 51.7
6 FARSCAPE 10/4155 25 17 0 59.5 CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734
7 KA-POW! 15/3970 1126 770 13 59.4 21-SPRINGFIELD 9/4858 317 297 3 51.6
BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 22 CARTOUCHE 51/3495 323 306 8 51.4
THE TIDE 69/2698 FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331
COAL, INC. 71/4576 ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583
8 POWERPUFF GI 12/4515 7 5 0 58.3 EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452
9 KANSAS 70/4612 1498 1100 15 57.7 23 ENIGMA 62/4768 140 137 1 50.5
THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628 ALCHEMY 18/4818
BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778
POLITICALLYINCORRECT 68/4864 JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500
MY EX WIFE 68/4181 82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384
STOOPID MOVIES 82/4759 24 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 576 573 8 50.1
CROSS BREED 82/4784 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D 82/4619
10 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 23 17 1 57.5 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q 82/4402
FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709 SUPERIOR FORCES IJ 65/4610
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/3757
11 I AM SUCK 82/4760 315 244 5 56.4 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145
ENVENOMED 82/4693 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 SUPERIOR FORCES 1203 82/4862
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571
WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861 25 PULP FICTION 32/3597 702 702 6 50.0
12 GET SMART 27/4066 914 711 13 56.2 BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800
PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987 BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD 49/1310
LOST SOULS II 4/2818 WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433
WORKING MEN 63/4752 DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608
OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808 26-STREET PIZZA 82/4860 93 93 1 50.0
GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345 27-FA CHING 60/4857 2 2 0 50.0
MAIN COURSE 82/4440 28-THE WILLBURY 78/4855 137 139 0 49.6
LOST SOULS II 9/2309 29 LA STARS 33/4520 17 18 0 48.6
LOST SOULS 1 22/4863 1988 DODGERS 74/4753
THE ELITE 13/4865 DREAM PARK 9/4786
13 FRUIT PUPPET 37/2520 273 224 1 54.9 BLENDING ENTHRONED 38/4497
OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430 30 LEGALESE 75/4658 152 171 3 47.1
14 THE INEPTS 33/419 214 186 1 53.5 THE REPUBLICANS 22/114
CAMERON CRAZIES 9/3908 GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595
FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622 HEROESANDFOUNDONES 17/4487
METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862 31 ADDICTED 3/4765 8 9 0 47.1
ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488 WASTELAND II 7/1947
CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839 DIABLO TOO 23/4259
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
WASTELAND 18/1887 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
AT WORK 26/4785 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/4868 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652
SANDS OF TIME 38/4666 WILD KINGDOM 35/4193
32 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 135 155 0 46.6 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 45 KREWE OF DRUI 6/4679 29 45 1 39.2
PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 46 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507 26 46 0 36.1
THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
33 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 315 368 6 46.1 47-BLADE BROTHE 82/4847 41 74 0 35.7
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 48-THE DREIHDEN 74/4848 5 9 0 35.7
34 GIFTED 69/3978 768 901 9 46.0 49 MEN 29/4412 589 1095 11 35.0
BLOOD MOON 69/3649 TALES 43/2584
NASTY PETS 82/4846 JOHNS 5/3510
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 HABIT 78/4547
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 STORIES 49/2835
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 WHY KNOT 63/2669
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 MIKES 14/3982
35 GENERAL SURG 56/4850 79 94 0 45.7 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
36 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 684 831 8 45.1 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
37 GENOCIDE 51/4423 34 42 1 44.7 50 THE EXPLORER 59/2235 20 39 0 33.9
PRAETORIAN GUARD 10/4192 PIG BATTALION 33/4717
THE WARRIORS 10/438 51 MAD SCIENTIST 18/392 736 1439 3 33.8
38-BURN N' PILL 18/1459 8 10 0 44.4 THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4476
39 SCARLET KNIG 11/4866 48 61 0 44.0 THE BLACK ELITE 82/3857
40 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 248 317 1 43.9 BLACK ODYSSEY 42/3142
41 BLADE ZEN 74/4492 51 67 0 43.2 CARE LESS BEARS 1/1077
FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 52 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 10 21 1 32.3
DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706 53 SAND DANCERS 75/2258 431 921 4 31.9
GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581 FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069
THE BLOODBANES 21/4851 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217
42-RESCUE RANGE 60/4859 146 193 1 43.1 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767
43-PB MAX 27/4281 39 52 2 42.9 GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481
ABBY NORMAL 4/1012 CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697
EMOTIONAL FISH 39/1674 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856
JELLO TIME 72/2280 54 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 53 117 0 31.2
THE BALROGS 3/1011 55 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 4 12 0 25.0
44 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 532 763 5 41.1 56-FAULTY PREMI 74/4820 2 9 0 18.2
MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756 57 WIDOWMAKERS 43/4836 0 1 0 0.0
LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Somebody said, "Hit the road, Debby Tonte, Talahya needs a spy report." Well,
that was totally not, you know, sense, because I was already here, and anyway, why
should I hit a road? What did a road ever do to me? And the Unknown Spymaster golem
would have done a spy report. I mean, he is, like, totally a, you know, no-air head
thing, because of that bag over his head. But one of the scribes in the office asked
me nicely and promised me a drink with an umbrella in it, and it's raining so I NEED
an umbrella, so here is a little something. Not everything! I mean, one hundred
seven fights? As if! Some other time, maybe.
So here's what's in the notes that the golem made.
Woundhealer flew like a something that flies.
Youcankeeptheduck is a melon. It doesn't show.
Total parries don't like onions on their burgers or, maybe, anywhere.
Color Me Suave was avoided by The Republicans. Does this mean they aren't
suave? Which I thought was a shampoo, but maybe not.
Jones maybe got the most challenges, but then again, maybe not.
The longest fight was probably eight minutes (but I didn't study the notes a
lot, because of not having time, so maybe I'm wrong), which is probably good because
of having so many fights and Primus wanting to use the arena right away next.
And two people died, which I was sorry about, but no dried flowers. Dried
flowers are so, you know, last year.
There was a teevee challenge (and twenty-four radio challenges):
LEITZITH (16-4444) (28-25-1,198) of ALL-TIME GREATS TV challenged BELIAL (7-
3838) (103-69-2,381) of WICKED MARTYRS. Up 183. LEITZITH was devastated by BELIAL
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
For being Tower Guardian (that's what you call it here, isn't it?):
SORROW (1-2863) (39-26-2,211) of SWEORDMASTERS challenged MARCO (51-5008) (42-
16-2,255) of BOY O'S. Up 44. SORROW was demolished by MARCO in a popular 1 minute
one-sided Challenge Title melee.
KING BEAR (35-3629) (21-10-1,49) of THE BEARS challenged JONES (14-1283) (20-
111-4,52) of MIKES. Up 3. KING BEAR vanquished JONES in a popular 1 minute one-
sided Challenge bout. This was, you know, Most Challenged Jones.
For longest fight, and no turtles, but maybe a small snail: THE BEAST (3-5547)
(52-65-0,217) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT fought BAL BURG D'ALGURD (18-6849) (42-54-0,217)
of PENTARCHIE-18. THE BEAST was outlasted by BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a popular 8 minute
duel.
And the two fights where people got killed (why do you do this? I mean, it's,
you know, weird):
SPOTTED PONY (4-3975) (42-42-0,199) of TRIBAL COUNCIL fought YELLOWJACKET (62-
3345) (34-22-1,170) of COMIC BOOK HEROS. SPOTTED PONY slew YELLOWJACKET in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute brawl.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK (18-7355) (37-21-0,178) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought WOUNDHEALER
(65-4496) (10-5-0,114) of BOOK OF SWORDS. YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK was slaughtered by
WOUNDHEALER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
And that's a nutshell with some stuff in it, and the rest is, like, in the back
of the newsletter, and Galen will probably be back next week. Or the week after.
Whenever.
Debby T.
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARCO 51-5008 43 16 2 273 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BELIAL 7-3838 104 69 2 393 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
THE REAPER 69-8774 67 33 0 367 BLOOD MOON (3649) CIMMERIAC
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 38 26 0 292 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 85 52 0 290 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
CESIUM 69-5982 37 19 1 289 THE TIDE (2698) CIMMERIAC
ALVORANDO 82-3664 28 8 0 284 THE BLACK ELITE (3857) DWES EG
KHIRZA 7-1862 114 131 3 275 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254 55 48 0 273 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
DUMBASS 49-1361 49 61 1 272 BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310) VITHICAR
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 50 24 0 267 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 58 33 1 260 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC
-SERVLET SALLY 82-5895 34 18 1 257 SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q (4402) DWES EG
MAGMA 75-2049 67 46 0 256 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
ANKLEBITER 22-1163 51 43 3 254 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 43 42 1 245 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 77 40 0 241 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941 54 38 7 241 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GLACIER 75-2046 68 42 3 233 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
STONE KILLER 21-5245 32 10 1 233 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 53 31 0 232 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SENGIR VAMPIRE 15-2872 40 30 1 231 WENSINWASIN (4772) MALCORN
MAELSTROM 75-2202 51 27 1 227 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
-DEMENTHA 4-2907 35 16 2 227 ABBY NORMAL (1012) JHELUM
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 43 54 0 225 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 48 27 2 222 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
MARCINKO 97-961 22 19 5 220 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
JACOB 10-233 57 69 2 216 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
FOXY LADY 18-2695 49 41 0 216 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GLORY 1-6847 44 39 0 212 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 43 30 0 212 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 106 146 2 209 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
THE BIG 'E' 9-4474 44 35 0 209 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
PISTOL 65-6205 49 36 1 207 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 46 19 1 207 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN
KATE BUSH 18-1413 70 53 0 206 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 67 44 1 206 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 38 41 2 205 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
-LUSTY LOX 39-1477 33 23 1 205 EMOTIONAL FISH (1674) XOCHITHLAN
COM DOT 65-6217 45 27 0 203 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
WOBBLENUT 18-6650 66 52 0 202 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
LADY LUCK 18-2925 41 38 1 202 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509 27 11 2 202 CARNAGE CANARIES (4734) SUNSET
-JIGGLE 72-231 31 15 1 201 JELLO TIME (2280) DRAGONHEAD
GORDON 36-4536 51 19 1 200 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 50 31 1 200 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
JIMBY 42-3777 44 38 1 200 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
POPE 5-4090 48 53 2 199 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
LEITZITH 16-4444 28 26 1 199 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
THE EXPLOITER 22-1226 54 36 1 198 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
THE BEAST 3-5547 52 66 0 198 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
PEEG 43-2613 130 126 3 197 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
SORROW 1-2863 39 27 2 197 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
-PSYCHIC BREAD 27-2883 21 3 2 197 PB MAX (4281) POINT
D. FILER 9-4721 41 12 1 196 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 25 13 5 196 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 66 57 1 195 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
LOUANNSALLY 18-4564 44 44 3 195 OUT OF THE HILLS (2808) TALCAMA
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 27 26 1 195 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 85 59 2 194 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
-THE BISMARCK 16-4481 36 21 1 194 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
VICTORY 75-757 17 14 2 194 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 37 28 4 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
SALLY RIDE 77-2378 32 25 2 193 HEROES (3408) MAZGOURRAH
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 32 21 1 193 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 47 38 1 192 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
NEVERMORE 1-5260 27 26 2 192 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873 23 15 1 192 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 49 31 2 191 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
ROTTEN 68-8189 22 9 1 190 MY EX WIFE (4181) FIREHOLD
VORTEX 75-1870 69 70 0 189 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 47 48 2 189 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
IN YOU AGAIN 12-4740 39 31 1 189 LOBOTOMATION (4403) RIZTAB
DALI PARTON 18-3274 41 43 3 187 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 39 37 1 187 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
MAGELLAN 59-126 29 32 0 187 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
TSUNAMI 75-2214 28 8 2 187 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
EVERSTORM 69-641 48 44 2 186 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
UNBRIDLED 15-3923 44 30 1 186 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
-QUASAR 18-5925 35 39 0 186 MAD SCIENTISTS (392) TALCAMA
AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636 51 32 4 185 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 43 50 0 185 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 41 24 0 185 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
MATA HARI 41-3812 34 23 0 185 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829 69 68 6 184 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
STRONGEST #3 40-173 47 94 1 184 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 37 34 1 184 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 29 27 0 184 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
-SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 43 87 3 183 CARE LESS BEARS (1077) MORDANT
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 43 41 0 183 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 37 34 1 183 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC
LEMON DROP 33-6685 30 28 0 183 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 51 56 0 182 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WOUNDHEALER 65-4496 11 5 1 180 BOOK OF SWORDS (4305) DAL SHANG
SMALL CAT 13-4200 46 72 1 179 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 51 47 1 178 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
EASTWOOD 7-4788 34 26 1 177 GUNFIGHTERS (4595) BONSUR
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 28 24 0 176 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 33 36 0 175 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856 31 31 1 174 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
D'WEASEL ZAPPA 16-4457 24 22 0 174 HELPLESS ANIMALS (54) WILLAF
PEACE 19-4280 26 28 2 173 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
BLACK CYCLOPS 42-3344 39 55 2 172 BLACK ODYSSEY (3142) RODEKI
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 34 23 1 172 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
JOHN 29-4177 45 57 0 170 MEN (4412) LAPUR
ELEKTRA 4-3652 30 13 0 169 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
LARCENY 75-2720 29 19 0 169 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
HEARSAY 75-2721 26 16 3 169 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
JOE BLACK 48-3639 24 17 1 167 THE BEARS (677) CAER
-VERUCA SALT 10-3033 36 26 1 165 WENSINWASIN L.K. (4771) KOLACT
-SSSS 82-14051 11 26 0 165 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (4619) DWES EG
CHARLIE 61-2873 53 46 0 163 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
VELVET VIXEN 9-3275 34 38 0 162 LOST SOULS II (2309) ZUKAL
AMAX 71-3590 22 17 0 162 COAL, INC. (4576) KYR'TERR
CARPET BURN 3-5698 35 33 0 161 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
HATSHEPSUT 51-4157 53 73 1 159 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
ZIN 3-4197 46 74 0 158 GAMES LIBRARY (3481) OSKSI
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 44 40 3 156 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SUPERVENTILATOR 6-1605 47 56 2 155 MORBID FASCINATION (973) TRANSEL
SIRTON 82-9190 12 1 0 155 I AM SUCK (4760) DWES EG
SIMILDE 51-4248 49 93 0 154 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 26 19 0 154 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
E. VICTOR 9-4864 19 15 2 154 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
-SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 27 24 3 153 MAD SCIENTISTS (392) TALCAMA
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 53 51 4 151 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MONSTER 42-467 41 44 0 150 THE BEARS (768) RODEKI
TAXES 22-1661 27 23 1 149 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 16 7 0 145 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 32 13 0 144 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
ACK VERT 18-7429 31 22 1 144 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
BLISS 74-2940 26 14 0 144 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
SEITAN 17-4403 35 37 1 143 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR
VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 43 32 3 140 GENOCIDE (4423) TRICORUS
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 19 11 1 140 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
NORAF 82-3856 11 7 0 139 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 37 22 0 138 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-YUMPIN YIMINI 3-4140 20 8 0 138 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
CULUBRA 10-235 51 68 0 137 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
MIKE BELIEVE 12-5552 25 24 0 136 POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515) RIZTAB
GIGANTA 62-3197 36 45 2 134 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145) VALAMANTIS
BIG BROTHER 3-5568 49 67 0 132 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CLINTON 22-2516 29 18 1 128 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
PICKY URCHIN 33-3152 26 12 0 126 THE INEPTS (419) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
KA D'ARGO 10-4270 25 13 1 125 FARSCAPE (4155) KOLACT
SLAP HAPPY 60-6031 24 34 0 125 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 5 0 0 125 THE BLACK PHALANX (4476) RIZTAB
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 24 28 3 124 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-IMNOTA GOD 33-4801 27 12 0 121 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (3757) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
HOFFA 49-3185 58 83 0 119 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 34 32 1 119 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
PERFECT LOVER 70-7341 13 6 0 118 KANSAS (4612) SENTERN
COBRA 29-4355 20 12 1 117 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
F. TIM 78-2315 30 32 1 116 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
VIGO 18-6086 19 5 0 116 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 22 21 0 115 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SULACCO 4-5128 24 18 2 107 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 34 41 0 105 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-MARDEN VOSS 65-6397 26 25 0 103 SAND DANCERS (2570) DAL SHANG
VIAGORILLA 18-7225 21 18 2 103 ANIMAL PHARM (4526) TALCAMA
H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 26 24 0 102 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
LAME AIM 22-5656 19 13 1 102 GLADIATION FOLLY (4345) SOLVEN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 25 29 0 100 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
COCAINE 78-2311 22 44 0 100 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-TRISHA WINGFOOT 24-4330 21 36 1 100 KRILL CAVALRY (3709) ZORPUNT
-BLONDIE 36-5723 20 18 1 100 BABES (3876) JHANS
NUNZIO 51-4799 19 8 1 100 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
ROGERS 59-1609 17 12 0 100 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
DARK GERBIL 82-6762 15 8 2 100 CROSS BREED (4784) DWES EG
-MISS FILE 3-3461 21 14 0 94 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
-ROLLERCOASTER 65-5946 12 2 1 94 SUPERIOR FORCES IJ (4610) DAL SHANG
-JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 18 2 1 93 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 34 14 1 92 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
SHYLAYLA MINOR 10-5066 19 9 0 92 PRAETORIAN GUARD (4192) KOLACT
-OLD MAJOR 33-3149 19 15 1 91 PIG BATTALION (4717) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GHENGIS KHAN 17-6205 26 13 0 90 HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487) ALJAFIR
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 22 15 0 90 GET SMART (4066) POINT
ED 209 5-3955 25 28 4 89 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
-BOISE 18-6687 20 4 1 89 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA
FELIX POTVIN 33-6561 16 8 0 89 LA STARS (4520) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DINGO 35-3716 19 8 1 86 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661 25 6 0 85 MAIN COURSE (4440) DWES EG
ADAM 7-4830 20 47 2 84 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
BIGGLES 60-6032 24 34 0 83 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
-THE 13TH WARRIOR 82-6346 5 3 0 83 STOOPID MOVIES (4759) DWES EG
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242 21 12 0 79 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI
-ABRULA 3-6027 21 6 0 79 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
MUKAARTH 16-5156 19 6 3 79 BLACKHEART'S AXE (4844) WILLAF
MR TACO WORKS 18-7620 16 8 1 79 WASTELAND (1887) TALCAMA
POST 7-4372 15 7 0 78 WASTELAND II (1947) BONSUR
PIPE LAYER 63-2406 23 10 0 77 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
-NHAVARL 43-4222 17 26 0 77 THE FAMILY (3772) VEASTIAN
SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 25 27 0 76 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
4-0 PROLENE 56-2570 24 21 1 76 GENERAL SURGERY (4850) ROCANIS
-FUNGARI 3-6171 20 6 0 76 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
FACE BREAKER 43-1099 24 18 0 75 WIDOWMAKERS (4836) VEASTIAN
-LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684 18 10 1 75 LUROCIANS VI (4279) ARADI
-HIMEI 16-4402 19 14 3 74 YAMABUSHI (4854) WILLAF
-CHASITY BELT 18-6507 17 5 0 74 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
MAGENTA 3-5711 40 63 0 73 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
IN THE PIG! 96-864 20 15 5 73 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SCOURGE 18-7847 20 12 0 72 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
-BOOTER 18-7742 23 17 0 71 BURN N' PILLAGE (1459) TALCAMA
-WONDER BRA 18-6510 21 8 0 71 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
-SONJA BLOODBANE 21-5474 21 8 0 71 THE BLOODBANES (4851) SUNSET
-DRUHD 3-6054 19 13 0 71 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
RABID DOG 82-1078 12 6 0 71 NASTY PETS (4846) DWES EG
DRY KEG 33-6679 22 36 0 70 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-HABEAS CORPUS 75-2799 18 14 1 69 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
SACRIFICIAL KNIFE 29-1302 15 4 1 69 HAND ON YOUR HEART (4845) LAPUR
-PANCREOSIS 4-4241 26 20 2 68 ABBY NORMAL (1012) JHELUM
POPCORN MACHINE 7-5091 17 10 1 68 WASTELAND II (1947) BONSUR
ENDYMION 6-4163 23 29 1 67 KREWE OF DRUID (4679) TRANSEL
-MATCHU PICHU 3-3710 16 11 3 66 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
NECRODANCER 23-4366 10 6 0 66 DIABLO TOO (4259) TI
RETARD 68-7501 7 6 0 66 POLITICALLYINCORRECT (4864 FIREHOLD
-MISS NOMER 3-3355 20 16 0 65 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
GORDIAN 63-2104 21 12 0 64 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
-JUIBLEX 3-5975 20 14 0 64 THE BALROGS (1011) OSKSI
CAFFEINE JUNKIE 3-6110 8 3 0 64 ADDICTED (4765) OSKSI
-ULTRA ENDEAVOR 74-3187 18 10 0 63 FAULTY PREMISES (4820) DAIYLA KIV
TAMRISSA 38-4153 17 8 0 63 BLENDING ENTHRONED (4497) CLIFFHOME
KING BEAR 35-3629 22 10 1 62 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 24 10 0 61 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-THE POLARIZER 18-7025 19 10 1 61 MAD SCIENTISTS (392) TALCAMA
-BEAR MARKET 22-6010 15 14 1 60 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 19 55 0 59 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
-LACKING 4-5071 21 9 0 58 ABBY NORMAL (1012) JHELUM
ELEVEN BLADE 56-3721 19 7 0 58 GENERAL SURGERY (4850) ROCANIS
-BLING BLING 10-5084 17 7 0 58 TERRAPIN STATION (2351) KOLACT
CARNAL 21-5388 25 18 0 57 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
-WHIP SCORPION 3-6275 17 6 0 57 SIMPLY DESSERTS (4728) OSKSI
NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981 16 14 1 57 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN
POTOMACC 21-5489 18 13 0 56 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
KIRK GIBSON 74-3230 21 14 1 55 1988 DODGERS (4753) DAIYLA KIV
ROBERT BYRD 22-6039 14 10 0 55 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
FRANK 3-5707 37 67 1 54 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
-SIR ZESTALOT 60-6557 15 7 0 52 4000 BLOWS (1618) ARADI
BUBBLES 18-7624 14 9 0 52 WASTELAND (1887) TALCAMA
CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532 17 16 0 49 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
MARK 5-4088 36 65 2 48 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
-LIGHTNING IX 60-4866 13 6 2 47 DEATH STUDS VII (3551) ARADI
NEPHRON 30-4147 26 28 1 46 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
ALEX GRIFFIN 9-4856 14 10 1 46 DREAM PARK (4786) ZUKAL
BURGATORY 15-4532 15 22 1 45 SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (4838) MALCORN
ABRA-HAM! 15-4563 15 8 0 45 SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (4838) MALCORN
COL SALOMON 17-5290 23 24 1 44 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
THE WOLF 32-3502 20 4 0 44 PULP FICTION (3597) ARVAT
JONES 14-1283 20 112 4 43 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
-LLLENGEANCE 60-5864 15 8 2 43 LUROCIANS VI (4279) ARADI
OMNIBOOK 6000 26-4148 11 2 1 36 AT WORK (4785) CALEAM
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 17 11 0 29 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
BUBBA 7-4833 20 47 0 23 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 37 22 0 CENTER FOR OLDS 4052 WOUNDHEALER 65-4496 461
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 34 23 1 COMIC BOOK HEROS 4645 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 461
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Eastwood -- Aha! (pause) I can't think of anything else to say. Er, good try,
yeah, I can say that. Too bad we didn't either of us learn a darned thing. -- Glory
The Big 'E' -- I figured, enough rain going around these days, no need for me to rain
on your parade. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
Imnota God -- Yes, I noticed that. Congratulations on accepting your limitations.
It's always good to know one's limits, so long as it doesn't prevent you striving for
improvement. -- Zin
Veruca Salt -- I have no doubt you will defeat me soon enough, but not TODAY. --
Small Cat
Seitan -- (heavy sigh) There are times when I wonder about my own sanity. Why do I
keep doing this? -- Similde
Val Bemeriki -- Well, I'm basically a cat. Nine lives, the whole bit. Very hard to
kill cats, much less commit genocide on us. -- Charlie
Pork Chop Jukebox -- (recoiling in shock) What am I doing here? I thought I was
going to RETIRE! No more fighting, lazing around while servant wenches peel grapes,
that kind of thing. Let me OUT of here! -- Nolan Orgel
The Beast -- Whoa! One avoid for you. -- C. Canary
Pope -- Time to start an initiative for a separation of Church and Duelmasters. -- Al
Gore
Hoffa -- Thanks for the skills! -- Al Gore
18 March 2004
St. Valentine's Day Massacre Update
We are pleased to announce that the kLk sponsored St. Valentine's Day Massacre
kill contest in DM 36 is off to a great start. We are also pleased to announce that
in addition to the 10 team rollups we are also able to offer the renaming of a dark
arena warrior as a prize to the manager with the most kills. The contest is only 2
turns old and is still wide open. There are currently 5 managers tied with one kill
each. Anything can still happen so hurry up and get into the arena.
On a personal note, no other alliances have entered the arena in force to
challenge the kLk dominance. We were expecting The Firm to put up a fight for their
supposed home arena. But, they were a no show. Guess they proved what they are
really made of. *evil grin*
Perhaps another alliance would like to step in to give us a challenge. We are
throwing down the gauntlet. Perhaps the Chaos Inc. boys I keep hearing about would
like to step in and challenge the kLk for arena dominance. If you don't show up,
Chaos, don't feel bad. FAR better managers than you have been invited into Jhans but
have chosen to pass on the offer.
So if you consider yourself worthy to compete, like fierce competition, and
enjoy arenas where the personals are as fierce as the fighting, come visit JHANS DM
36. We're already planning our next contest, "Capture the Flag," and have a
storyline being actively worked on in the arena. Whatever you like about DM you can
find it in JHANS.
Bookie
mgr. of Suicidal Dreams
and Director Jhans Board of Tourism
kLk Alliance
27 March 2004
This notice is to inform the DM world that CHAOS INC. has added CHEETO to its
ranks. He joins APEX, FLAGG, MATRIX, ASSAMITE, and RUDE BUDDHA as the 6th member.
May your chaotic wings spread disaster and CHAOS for all your days! Welcome CHEETO!!
27 March 2004
Has anyone seen it in print that the "Goat" is leaving the "Cartel"? There were
some diplos to the effect of a special branch of the Cartel being formed, like secret
societies, governmental agencies and alliances certain agendas are developed. To
obtain the desired effect of any agenda only key personnel can be used. The "Goat"
is "Cartel" so until you see it with me announcing that I am not Cartel, remember,
"The Agenda of the Core is for you to fight for." I hope this stops the confusion.
-- Goat
8 April 2004
CLICK (KLK) -- Remember, you asked for it. Chaos is coming....
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LEITZITH was devastated by BELIAL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SORROW was demolished by MARCO in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
AFGHAN REBEL was vanquished by JACOB in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
THE EXPLOITER was overpowered by PAPAYA BALROG in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
EASTWOOD was devastated by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY devastated ONE NIGHT STAND in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
SALLY RIDE vanquished PEACE in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
STRONGEST #3 was vanquished by TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
MAGELLAN was overpowered by COUCH POTATO in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
COMFORTABLY NUMB was savagely defeated by KHIRZA in a 2 minute Challenge match.
MARCINKO handily defeated CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK was bested by ROAD TO DAKAR in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
JOE BLACK was handily defeated by WIMPY WIND in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
AXIS OF EVIL was devastated by ALVIN YORK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
VAL BEMERIKI was bested by SIRTON in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
LARCENY was savagely defeated by MATA HARI in a exciting 5 minute Challenge match.
KA D'ARGO was overpowered by ZIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MIKE BELIEVE was devastated by PARADISE PARROT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CLINTON was savagely defeated by RIFF-RAFF in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fray.
HEARSAY devastated TAXES in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
COBRA savagely defeated LAME AIM in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
NUNZIO vanquished ADAM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DINGO viciously subdued SQUEEZE CHEESE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge bout.
ROBERT BYRD was overpowered by PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
KING BEAR vanquished JONES in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GUAVA NICE DAY vanquished SONORA MOUNTAIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
FRERE MAIN ROUJ subdued D. FILER in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
GORDON was beaten by AFROSLEAZIAC in a action packed 2 minute bout.
DUMBASS demolished UNBRIDLED in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE devastated TSUNAMI in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CESIUM devastated TICKLE ME HOFFA in a popular 2 minute brutal uneven bout.
JOHN HOLMES demolished DROOLING GOOBER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SIR VIVOR beat LOUANNSALLY in a popular 6 minute bloody duel.
THE REAPER demolished BLOODSTONE in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
GLACIER overpowered MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
MAGMA viciously subdued PEEG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome match.
MAELSTROM viciously subdued JUST A JOB TO DO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
ANKLEBITER handily defeated CRAZED GOBLIN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched melee.
STONE KILLER beat WOBBLENUT in a exciting 1 minute fight.
THE BEAST was outlasted by BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a popular 8 minute duel.
ALVORANDO overpowered THE HAPPY HOOKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
NEVERMORE lost to SNIPE HUNTER in a exciting 1 minute match.
D'WEASEL ZAPPA slimly lost to EVERSTORM in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
KATE BUSH narrowly defeated AUDIE MURPHY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody bout.
COM DOT handily defeated DALI PARTON in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
PISTOL devastated VORTEX in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
FOXY LADY demolished MEADOW VOLE in a popular 3 minute mismatched contest.
LADY LUCK overpowered BAWDY BUZZ BUD in a 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
SPOTTED PONY slew YELLOWJACKET in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
CHARLIE was devastated by ROMUALD B TUNE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
POPE savagely defeated SMALL CAT in a exciting 1 minute bloody conflict.
VICTORY was beaten by THE BIG 'E' in a popular 1 minute struggle.
LINDA LOVELACE beat DEBBIE DOES DM in a 2 minute brawl.
EARTHQUAKE demolished FURTIVE RETURNS in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
CARPET BURN was overpowered by JIM PENGOUIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JIMBY slimly lost to SIR CUITOUS in a exciting 6 minute brutal match.
BLACK CYCLOPS was vanquished by ROTTEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VELVET VIXEN was devastated by LEMON DROP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
IN YOU AGAIN was beaten by HOT HAZEL in a 2 minute match.
MIGHTY MITE was demolished by GLORY in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
SEITAN was bested by SUPERVENTILATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal duel.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING overcame NORAF in a exciting 1 minute match.
GIGANTA was vanquished by E. VICTOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ELEKTRA defeated PERFECT LOVER in a action packed 1 minute duel.
AMAX demolished S. MARY ROSE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven conflict.
HATSHEPSUT was defeated by IMAGE ENHANCER in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bout.
WHITE WATER HIPPO savagely defeated VIGO in a 2 minute bloody fray.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK was slaughtered by WOUNDHEALER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ACK VERT was devastated by JOHN in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
COOKIE SNORT handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BIG BROTHER demolished SULACCO in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
H.P. LOVECRAFTED lost to F. TIM in a exciting 1 minute duel.
CEREBRAL JANITOR was vanquished by SIMILDE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
CULUBRA beat HOFFA in a 2 minute brutal competition.
SUDSY DEODORANT was devastated by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
RUG BURN was overpowered by BLACK ARCHER in a popular 2 minute uneven competition.
BLISS overpowered SLAP HAPPY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
PICKY URCHIN was viciously subdued by VIOLENT VOLE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute fight.
PIPE BOMB vanquished COCAINE in a 1 minute uneven contest.
LIL NOIR was defeated by SHYLAYLA MINOR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory duel.
DARK GERBIL overpowered MARK in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PIPE LAYER was demolished by ROGERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
GLITTER MARKS vanquished BUBBLES in a 2 minute uneven melee.
DUCK RUBBER handily defeated 4-0 PROLENE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
VIAGORILLA overpowered GORDIAN in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
RETARD savagely defeated THE WOLF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal competition.
BIGGLES demolished BURGATORY in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE devastated OMNIBOOK 6000 in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
ED 209 overpowered NOLAN ORGEL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ELEVEN BLADE was luckily beaten by MAGENTA in a exciting 4 minute gruesome brawl.
KIRK GIBSON was handily defeated by POST in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
ENDYMION was luckily beaten by GHENGIS KHAN in a popular 3 minute duel.
FACE BREAKER was overpowered by SWINGDADDY-O in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SNAPPY GEORGE was overcome by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 5 minute contest.
CAFFEINE JUNKIE vanquished COL SALOMON in a 1 minute uneven fray.
FRANK was outwaited by PUDDING PARADE in a exciting 7 minute fight.
2 + 2 = 4 was overpowered by MUKAARTH in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
TAMRISSA lost to FRIED CHICKEN in a action packed 1 minute contest.
BUBBA was devastated by CARNAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
POPCORN MACHINE viciously subdued HERPES THE LUVBUG in a exciting 2 minute brawl.
RABID DOG overpowered ABRA-HAM! in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
DRY KEG was demolished by FELIX POTVIN in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
NEPHRON was demolished by NECRODANCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
ALEX GRIFFIN was demolished by IN THE PIG! in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SACRIFICIAL KNIFE handily defeated CONNOR MACLEOD in a 1 minute uneven battle.
THERMODYNAMICS demolished DOAMER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
POTOMACC was overpowered by MR TACO WORKS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 65 PARRY-STRIKE 32 - 24 - 1 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 27 LUNGING ATTACK 346 - 288 - 10 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 26 STRIKING ATTACK 102 - 96 - 3 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 23 BASHING ATTACK 43 - 42 - 0 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 18 SLASHING ATTACK 141 - 140 - 1 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 16 PARRY-LUNGE 73 - 75 - 3 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 14 AIMED BLOW 79 - 84 - 1 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 90 - 107 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 WALL OF STEEL 127 - 153 - 2 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 21 - 40 - 0 34 |
Turn 461 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 8 LUNGING ATTACK 32 - 33 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 6 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 11 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 15 - 12 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 5 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 12 AIMED BLOW 4 - 12 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MARCO 51-5008 43 16 2 273 BOY O'S (4027)
AIMED BLOW BELIAL 7-3838 104 69 2 393 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
SLASHING ATTACK PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 85 52 0 290 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)
WALL OF STEEL ALVORANDO 82-3664 28 8 0 284 THE BLACK ELITE (3857)
BASHING ATTACK GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254 55 48 0 273 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)
PARRY-LUNGE FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 50 24 0 267 LA PENTARCHIE (4427)
TOTAL PARRY SIR VIVOR 10-4065 77 40 0 241 SIR AGLIO (2079)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505 53 31 0 232 SPECIAL ED (2722)
PARRY-STRIKE FOXY LADY 18-2695 49 41 0 216 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
STRIKING ATTACK GLORY 1-6847 44 39 0 212 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was LOUANNSALLY 18-4564. The ten other most popular fighters were JIMBY
42-3777, BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849, RETARD 68-7501, LARCENY 75-2720, MAELSTROM
75-2202, THE BEAST 3-5547, ELEVEN BLADE 56-3721, PUDDING PARADE 42-3902, HO-CHAN THE
AXE 75-670, and ENDYMION 6-4163.
The least popular fighter this week was POTOMACC 21-5489. The other ten least
popular fighters were ALEX GRIFFIN 9-4856, DRY KEG 33-6679, ABRA-HAM! 15-4563, BUBBA
7-4833, COL SALOMON 17-5290, NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981, BURGATORY 15-4532, GORDIAN 63-2104,
MARK 5-4088, and COCAINE 78-2311.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 2 0 TI(23) 2 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 3 2 0
OSKSI(3) 7 4 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 2 0
JHELUM(4) 3 1 1 CALEAM(26) 0 2 0 ILLIS(59) 1 1 0
KALTOS(5) 2 1 0 POINT(27) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 2 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 1 0 MORYA(28) 2 0 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 4 3 0 LAPUR(29) 3 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 3 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 2 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 3 0 ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 3 1 1
KOLACT(10) 5 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 2 3 0 FIREHOLD(68) 2 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 1 0 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 4 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 4 0 MURSKA(35) 2 1 0 SENTERN(70) 0 1 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 2 0 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 2 0 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 1 1 0
MALCORN(15) 1 3 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 6 4 0
WILLAF(16) 1 2 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 12 15 0 RODEKI(42) 4 5 0 DWES EG(82) 7 3 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 3 1 0 CAER(48) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 7 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GLORY 1-6847 44 39 0 212 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 67 44 1 206 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 43 42 1 245 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
POPE 5-4090 48 53 2 199 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
SUPERVENTILATOR 6-1605 47 56 2 155 MORBID FASCINATION (973) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 104 69 2 393 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082 50 24 0 267 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
THE BIG 'E' 9-4474 44 35 0 209 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 77 40 0 241 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532 17 16 0 49 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
IN YOU AGAIN 12-4740 39 31 1 189 LOBOTOMATION (4403) RIZTAB
SMALL CAT 13-4200 46 72 1 179 CARDOW HUNTERS (3697) DULLENS
JONES 14-1283 20 112 4 43 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 48 27 2 222 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
LEITZITH 16-4444 28 26 1 199 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
SEITAN 17-4403 35 37 1 143 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR
AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941 54 38 7 241 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 26 28 2 173 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
STONE KILLER 21-5245 32 10 1 233 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
ANKLEBITER 22-1163 51 43 3 254 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 53 31 0 232 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981 16 14 1 57 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 50 31 1 200 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 22 15 0 90 GET SMART (4066) POINT
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 27 26 1 195 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
JOHN 29-4177 45 57 0 170 MEN (4412) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 26 28 1 46 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 39 37 1 187 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
LEMON DROP 33-6685 30 28 0 183 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 43 41 0 183 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 47 48 2 189 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
GORDON 36-4536 51 19 1 200 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 85 52 0 290 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
TAMRISSA 38-4153 17 8 0 63 BLENDING ENTHRONED (4497) CLIFFHOME
STRONGEST #3 40-173 47 94 1 184 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
MATA HARI 41-3812 34 23 0 185 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
JIMBY 42-3777 44 38 1 200 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 46 19 1 207 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN
JOE BLACK 48-3639 24 17 1 167 THE BEARS (677) CAER
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUMBASS 49-1361 49 61 1 272 BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310) VITHICAR
MARCO 51-5008 43 16 2 273 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
4-0 PROLENE 56-2570 24 21 1 76 GENERAL SURGERY (4850) ROCANIS
MAGELLAN 59-126 29 32 0 187 THE EXPLORERS (2235) ILLIS
SLAP HAPPY 60-6031 24 34 0 125 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
CHARLIE 61-2873 53 46 0 163 FAVORITE GUYS (4069) JURINE
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 38 26 0 292 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
PIPE LAYER 63-2406 23 10 0 77 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
PISTOL 65-6205 49 36 1 207 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
ROTTEN 68-8189 22 9 1 190 MY EX WIFE (4181) FIREHOLD
THE REAPER 69-8774 67 33 0 367 BLOOD MOON (3649) CIMMERIAC
PERFECT LOVER 70-7341 13 6 0 118 KANSAS (4612) SENTERN
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 33 36 0 175 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
BLISS 74-2940 26 14 0 144 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
MAGMA 75-2049 67 46 0 256 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
SALLY RIDE 77-2378 32 25 2 193 HEROES (3408) MAZGOURRAH
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 34 32 1 119 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
ALVORANDO 82-3664 28 8 0 284 THE BLACK ELITE (3857) DWES EG
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 25 13 5 196 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 22 19 5 220 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE