ADVANCED DUELMASTERS

Date   : 04/27/2004    Duedate: 05/10/2004

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-462

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 BLACKHEART'S 16/4844    4    1  0 80.0   15 POWERPUFF GI 12/4515    7    6  0 53.8
  2 CEASE TO EXI 14/4871  725  355 10 67.1   16 SACRILEGIOUS 15/4838  110   98  2 52.9
    POWER AND FATE 25/4872                   17 VERMIN!! 82/4315      912  821 10 52.6
  3-WENSINWASIN 15/4772     6    3  0 66.7      SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    WENSINWASIN L.K. 10/4771                    TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
  4-LUROCIANS VI 60/4279    8    5  0 61.5      TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
  5 BABES 36/3876        2504 1593 46 61.1   18-LOBOTOMATION 12/4403  255  230  1 52.6
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         HAND ON YOUR HEART 29/4845            
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             MORBID FASCINATION 6/973              
    HEROES 77/3408                              HELPLESS ANIMALS 16/54                
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           ANIMAL PHARM 18/4526                  
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                        19 SPECIAL ED 23/2722    204  185  1 52.4
    THE BEARS 48/677                            KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471               
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                     20-BLACK PRIMER 82/4853 1457 1362 18 51.7
  6 FARSCAPE 10/4155       26   17  0 60.5   21-SPRINGFIELD 9/4858    317  297  3 51.6
  7 KA-POW! 15/3970      1128  770 13 59.4   22 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680   33   31  1 51.6
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734              
    THE TIDE 69/2698                         23 CARTOUCHE 51/3495     327  311  8 51.3
    COAL, INC. 71/4576                          FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331               
  8 FOOD FIGHT 33/3860     76   52  0 59.4      ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583             
  9 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796   25   18  1 58.1      EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452            
    FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709             24 ENIGMA 62/4768        144  138  1 51.1
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
 10 KANSAS 70/4612       1499 1100 15 57.7      TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305                      82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    POLITICALLYINCORRECT 68/4864                JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500                 
    MY EX WIFE 68/4181                       25 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  576  576  8 50.0
    STOOPID MOVIES 82/4759                      SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    CROSS BREED 82/4784                         SUPERIOR FORCES IJ 65/4610            
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/3757            
 11 GET SMART 27/4066     920  713 13 56.3      SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145            
    PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987                     SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    LOST SOULS II 4/2818                        SUPERIOR FORCES 1203 82/4862          
    WORKING MEN 63/4752                         SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345                 26-STREET PIZZA 82/4860   93   93  1 50.0
    OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808                 27 THE DISC 40/4870       10   10  0 50.0
    MAIN COURSE 82/4440                      28-FA CHING 60/4857        2    2  0 50.0
    LOST SOULS II 9/2309                     29 PULP FICTION 32/3597  703  705  6 49.9
    THE ELITE 13/4865                           BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800                 
    LOST SOULS 1 22/4863                        BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD 49/1310             
 12 I AM SUCK 82/4760     317  246  5 56.3      WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433            
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                           DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608              
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                    30-THE WILLBURY 78/4855  137  139  0 49.6
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                    31 LA STARS 33/4520       18   19  0 48.6
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     1988 DODGERS 74/4753                  
 13 FRUIT PUPPET 37/2520  274  226  1 54.8      DREAM PARK 9/4786                     
    OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430                       BLENDING ENTHRONED 38/4497            
 14 THE INEPTS 33/419     219  188  1 53.8   32 LEGALESE 75/4658      160  172  3 48.2
    CAMERON CRAZIES 9/3908                      THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                
    FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622                   GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595                    
    METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                      HEROESANDFOUNDONES 17/4487            
    PLACES TO GO 51/4178                     33-ADDICTED 3/4765         8    9  0 47.1
    ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488                     DIABLO TOO 23/4259                    
    CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839                     WASTELAND II 7/1947                   

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    WASTELAND 18/1887                           OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    AT WORK 26/4785                             FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    MORE NEW TEAMS 2 5/4868                     ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
    SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                       WILD KINGDOM 35/4193                  
 34 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  138  158  0 46.6      REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                    48 THE STORMBRI 31/3820    6    9  0 40.0
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                    49 KREWE OF DRUI 6/4679   29   46  1 38.7
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                    50 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507    28   48  0 36.8
 35 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  330  381  6 46.4      JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683                 
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  51 OVERLORDS 20/542       32   59  0 35.2
 36 GIFTED 69/3978        774  902  9 46.2   52 MEN 29/4412           591 1106 11 34.8
    BLOOD MOON 69/3649                          TALES 43/2584                         
    NASTY PETS 82/4846                          JOHNS 5/3510                          
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      HABIT 78/4547                         
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        STORIES 49/2835                       
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
 37 GENERAL SURG 56/4850   80   95  0 45.7      MIKES 14/3982                         
 38 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  685  831  8 45.2      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
 39 SCARLET KNIG 11/4866   49   61  0 44.5   53 PIG BATTALIO 33/4717   21   40  0 34.4
 40-BURN N' PILL 18/1459    8   10  0 44.4      THE EXPLORERS 59/2235                 
 41 BLADE ZEN 74/4492      54   69  0 43.9   54 MAD SCIENTIST 18/392  736 1439  3 33.8
    FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                        THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4476             
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                      THE BLACK ELITE 82/3857               
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                       BLACK ODYSSEY 42/3142                 
    THE BLOODBANES 21/4851                      CARE LESS BEARS 1/1077                
 42 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      248  318  1 43.8      UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4874               
 43 GENOCIDE 51/4423       35   45  1 43.8   55 SAND DANCERS 75/2258  432  927  4 31.8
    PRAETORIAN GUARD 10/4192                    FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069                 
    THE WARRIORS 10/438                         DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
 44-RESCUE RANGE 60/4859  146  193  1 43.1      GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481                  
 45-PB MAX 27/4281         39   52  2 42.9      HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
    ABBY NORMAL 4/1012                          CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697                
    EMOTIONAL FISH 39/1674                      THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
    JELLO TIME 72/2280                       56 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   10   22  1 31.3
    THE BALROGS 3/1011                       57 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   54  119  0 31.2
 46 PBA 78/4685            76  107  0 41.5   58-SOLARAN BERSE 40/698    4   12  0 25.0
 47 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    536  770  6 41.0   59-FAULTY PREMI 74/4820    2    9  0 18.2
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                   60-WIDOWMAKERS 43/4836     0    1  0  0.0
    LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                   61 MITHRAL HALO 62/4873    0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

My friends,

     I apologize for missing last cycle, but it's nice that you had the enchanting 
Ms. Tonte to report the fights instead.  Delightful girl.  And now, here I am again.  
Oh well.
     JACOB (10-233) (57-69-2,216) of THE WARRIORS challenged MARCO (51-5008) (43-16-
2,273) of BOY O'S.  JACOB was vanquished by MARCO in an exciting 2 minute uneven 
Challenge Title battle.  Marco got the most challenges.  We received a Tower 
Guardian's column from Doone, a bit late it seems.  Doone isn't with us anymore.  
However, it was nice of him to send us a column since Marco didn't.  I noticed that 
Marco avoided Wicked Martyrs, meaning apparently that he definitely does not want to 
fight the top-ranked warrior in the arena, the aimed blow practictioner Belial.  What 
a pity.  Maybe writing a column would help boost his confidence to where he could 
face Belial.
     There was just one Tournament Victor challenge, at least only one that went 
through.  No surprise there, since the recent tourney may have left many warriors 
confused as to whether they currently have the right to make such a challenge.  
LEITZITH (16-4444) (28-26-1,199) of ALL-TIME GREATS TV challenged SNIPE HUNTER (4-
3708) (38-41-2,205) of OUT OF FAEYRIE.   LEITZITH devastated SNIPE HUNTER in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge fight.
     SIRTON (82-9190) (12-1-0,155) of I AM SUCK fought BIG BROTHER (3-5568) (49-67-
0,132) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT.  SIRTON was slaughtered by BIG BROTHER in a 1 minute 
bloody one-sided struggle.  I have caused a wreath of eucalyptus and cedar twigs to 
be sent to Sirton, along with a pound of roasted kav beans.  The scent of the former 
and the brew of the latter have been known to ease the discomforts of resurrection.
     Color Me Suave and Center for Olds (together forming the guild ranked 35th 
today) were the most avoided guild.  Is it good to be feared, or is it frustrating 
because you can't get your challenges through as easily?
     Ho-Chan the Axe remains our overall favorite warrior.  How long has he held that 
title?  Half a year at least, I think.  HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (106-146-2,209) of 
SAND DANCERS fought CHOKING CHICKEN (69-8734) (49-31-2,191) of YO YO TRICKS.  HO-CHAN 
THE AXE was vanquished by CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.  Make 
what you will of that.
     There's more I could say, but I don't think I want to.  Enjoy your week, my 
friends.

                                       With very best wishes,
                                       Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARCO 51-5008               44  16  2  286  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BELIAL 7-3838              105  69  2  404  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 THE REAPER 69-8774          68  33  0  375  BLOOD MOON (3649)          CIMMERIAC
-CESIUM 69-5982              37  19  1  289  THE TIDE (2698)            CIMMERIAC
-ALVORANDO 82-3664           28   8  0  284  THE BLACK ELITE (3857)     DWES EG
 GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254      56  48  0  282  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082      51  24  0  282  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
-DUMBASS 49-1361             49  61  1  272  BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310)   VITHICAR
 JOHN HOLMES 69-7255         59  33  1  268  GIFTED (3978)              CIMMERIAC
 ANKLEBITER 22-1163          52  43  3  268  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941        55  38  7  252  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GLACIER 75-2046             69  42  3  251  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        33  10  1  248  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           78  40  0  246  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       49  27  2  244  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   44  54  0  239  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MAELSTROM 75-2202           52  27  1  238  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
-SENGIR VAMPIRE 15-2872      40  30  1  231  WENSINWASIN (4772)         MALCORN
-DEMENTHA 4-2907             35  16  2  227  ABBY NORMAL (1012)         JHELUM
 MARCINKO 97-961             23  19  5  227  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 THE EXPLOITER 22-1226       55  36  1  223  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 FOXY LADY 18-2695           50  41  0  223  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           42  38  1  220  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    52  56  0  219  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GORDON 36-4536              52  19  1  217  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 THE BIG 'E' 9-4474          45  35  0  215  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
 D. FILER 9-4721             42  12  1  212  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        37  21  1  212  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JIMBY 42-3777               45  38  1  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    44  50  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LEITZITH 16-4444            29  26  1  210  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         68  44  1  209  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    67  57  1  209  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 EVERSTORM 69-641            49  44  2  209  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 COM DOT 65-6217             46  27  0  209  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SORROW 1-2863               40  27  2  209  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           71  53  0  208  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SALLY RIDE 77-2378          33  25  2  208  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636        52  32  4  207  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     50  31  2  207  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            28  26  2  207  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 LOUANNSALLY 18-4564         45  44  3  206  OUT OF THE HILLS (2808)    TALCAMA
-LUSTY LOX 39-1477           33  23  1  205  EMOTIONAL FISH (1674)      XOCHITHLAN
 SIR CUITOUS 10-4514         43  31  0  203  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        30  27  0  203  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      46  20  1  202  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
 TSUNAMI 75-2214             29   8  2  202  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855     26  13  5  202  FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 KHIRZA 7-1862              114 132  3  201  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
-JIGGLE 72-231               31  15  1  201  JELLO TIME (2280)          DRAGONHEAD
 EARTHQUAKE 75-1663          85  60  2  199  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE BEAST 3-5547            52  67  0  199  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    50  32  1  199  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 PISTOL 65-6205              49  37  1  199  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873     23  16  1  199  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG
 F-ARUBA 51-4601             49  38  1  198  PLACES TO GO (4178)        TRICORUS
 CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509  27  12  2  198  CARNAGE CANARIES (4734)    SUNSET
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           66  53  0  197  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JACOB 10-233                57  70  2  197  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         43  43  1  197  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
-PSYCHIC BREAD 27-2883       21   3  2  197  PB MAX (4281)              POINT
 TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  53  32  0  195  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        43  42  0  195  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          27  27  1  195  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 VICTORY 75-757              17  15  2  195  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 PEEG 43-2613               130 127  3  193  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          40  37  1  193  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         41  44  3  192  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 VORTEX 75-1870              69  71  0  191  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 POPE 5-4090                 48  54  2  191  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 GLORY 1-6847                44  40  0  191  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     106 147  2  190  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708         38  42  2  190  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
-ROTTEN 68-8189              22   9  1  190  MY EX WIFE (4181)          FIREHOLD
 MAGMA 75-2049               67  47  0  189  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      41  25  0  189  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-IN YOU AGAIN 12-4740        39  31  1  189  LOBOTOMATION (4403)        RIZTAB
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         32  22  1  189  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829      69  69  6  188  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 STEE JANS 20-65             43  38  0  188  OVERLORDS (542)            SEAM
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       38  34  1  187  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        35  23  1  187  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
-QUASAR 18-5925              35  39  0  186  MAD SCIENTISTS (392)       TALCAMA
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         47  49  2  185  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    37  29  4  185  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MATA HARI 41-3812           34  24  0  185  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
-STRONGEST #3 40-173         47  94  1  184  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     47  39  1  183  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
-SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          43  87  3  183  CARE LESS BEARS (1077)     MORDANT
 PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035       85  53  0  182  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  38  27  0  182  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 LARCENY 75-2720             30  19  0  182  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           25  17  1  182  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 MAGELLAN 59-126             29  33  0  181  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
 E. VICTOR 9-4864            20  15  2  181  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WOUNDHEALER 65-4496         11   5  1  180  BOOK OF SWORDS (4305)      DAL SHANG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127     37  35  1  179  DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608)    CIMMERIAC
 EASTWOOD 7-4788             35  26  1  179  GUNFIGHTERS (4595)         BONSUR
 BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856      32  31  1  178  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      51  48  1  177  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BIG BROTHER 3-5568          50  67  1  177  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     34  36  0  177  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   45  40  3  175  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-D'WEASEL ZAPPA 16-4457      24  22  0  174  HELPLESS ANIMALS (54)      WILLAF
-BLACK CYCLOPS 42-3344       39  55  2  172  BLACK ODYSSEY (3142)       RODEKI
 TAXES 22-1661               28  23  1  170  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 UNBRIDLED 15-3923           44  31  1  169  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           28  25  0  169  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          35  34  0  167  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-VERUCA SALT 10-3033         36  26  1  165  WENSINWASIN L.K. (4771)    KOLACT
 VELVET VIXEN 9-3275         35  38  0  164  LOST SOULS II (2309)       ZUKAL
 PEACE 19-4280               26  29  2  164  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 ZIN 3-4197                  47  74  0  163  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI
 HEARSAY 75-2721             26  17  3  163  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
-AMAX 71-3590                22  17  0  162  COAL, INC. (4576)          KYR'TERR
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          30  29  0  159  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 BLISS 74-2940               27  14  0  159  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 SULACCO 4-5128              25  18  2  158  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 HOFFA 49-3185               59  83  0  157  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        33  13  0  156  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
-SUPERVENTILATOR 6-1605      47  56  2  155  MORBID FASCINATION (973)   TRANSEL
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   38  22  0  155  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          25  34  0  155  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 SEITAN 17-4403              36  37  1  154  KINDRED OF KAOS (2471)     ALJAFIR
-SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       27  24  3  153  MAD SCIENTISTS (392)       TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHARLIE 61-2873             53  47  0  150  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
 JOHN 29-4177                45  58  0  150  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 HATSHEPSUT 51-4157          53  74  1  147  CARTOUCHE (3495)           TRICORUS
 SMALL CAT 13-4200           46  73  1  147  CARDOW HUNTERS (3697)      DULLENS
 ACK VERT 18-7429            32  22  1  147  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           20  11  1  147  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            53  52  4  145  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        16   8  0  144  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018        44  32  3  142  GENOCIDE (4423)            TRICORUS
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         35  41  0  140  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 KA D'ARGO 10-4270           26  13  1  138  FARSCAPE (4155)            KOLACT
-YUMPIN YIMINI 3-4140        20   8  0  138  THE BALROGS (1011)         OSKSI
 CULUBRA 10-235              51  69  0  137  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 MIKE BELIEVE 12-5552        25  25  0  136  POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515)     RIZTAB
 VIGO 18-6086                20   5  0  136  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 SIRTON 82-9190              12   2  0  133  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 F. TIM 78-2315              30  33  1  131  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 GIGANTA 62-3197             36  46  2  130  SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145)  VALAMANTIS
 ELEKTRA 4-3652              30  14  0  130  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        26  20  0  129  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CLINTON 22-2516             29  19  1  126  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
-PICKY URCHIN 33-3152        26  12  0  126  THE INEPTS (419)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     24  29  3  126  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 NORAF 82-3856               11   8  0  126  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
-BLACK ARCHER 12-3712         5   0  0  125  THE BLACK PHALANX (4476)   RIZTAB
 PRINCE OF AR 31-3625        13  11  1  124  THE STORMBRINGERS (3820)   CHIMLEVTAL
-IMNOTA GOD 33-4801          27  12  0  121  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (3757)  NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SIMILDE 51-4248             49  94  0  119  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
-PERFECT LOVER 70-7341       13   6  0  118  KANSAS (4612)              SENTERN
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        34  33  1  116  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 LAME AIM 22-5656            20  13  1  116  GLADIATION FOLLY (4345)    SOLVEN
 COBRA 29-4355               20  13  1  112  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLONDIE 36-5723             21  18  1  111  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    22  22  0  108  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    26  25  0  107  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
-JOPHAN 40-3846              19  47  0  104  BEYOND THE PALE (3897)     ZENSU
-VIAGORILLA 18-7225          21  18  2  103  ANIMAL PHARM (4526)        TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   34  15  1  100  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ED 209 5-3955               26  28  4  100  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661       26   6  0  100  MAIN COURSE (4440)         DWES EG
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   22  12  0  100  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
-ROGERS 59-1609              17  12  0  100  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
-DARK GERBIL 82-6762         15   8  2  100  CROSS BREED (4784)         DWES EG
-DUMB, DUMB 30-4235          14  58  0  100  RED DOG GANG (3836)        IAYE
 RABID DOG 82-1078           13   6  0  100  NASTY PETS (4846)          DWES EG
 TIBERIOUS 17-6209           27  15  1   96  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
 4-0 PROLENE 56-2570         25  21  1   96  GENERAL SURGERY (4850)     ROCANIS
-MISS FILE 3-3461            21  14  0   94  THE BALROGS (1011)         OSKSI
-ROLLERCOASTER 65-5946       12   2  1   94  SUPERIOR FORCES IJ (4610)  DAL SHANG
 GHENGIS KHAN 17-6205        27  13  0   93  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
 DINGO 35-3716               20   8  1   92  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        25  30  0   91  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          21  15  5   90  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-BOISE 18-6687               20   4  1   89  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
-FELIX POTVIN 33-6561        16   8  0   89  LA STARS (4520)            NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 BIGGLES 60-6032             25  34  0   85  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 COCAINE 78-2311             22  45  0   83  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 MUKAARTH 16-5156            20   6  3   83  BLACKHEART'S AXE (4844)    WILLAF
-THE 13TH WARRIOR 82-6346     5   3  0   83  STOOPID MOVIES (4759)      DWES EG
 NUNZIO 51-4799              19   9  1   82  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
-KITTY CHOWDER 21-5466       23  11  1   81  CARNAGE CANARIES (4734)    SUNSET
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      22  16  0   80  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
 PIPE LAYER 63-2406          24  10  0   79  WORKING MEN (4752)         AMEN-TEI
-MR TACO WORKS 18-7620       16   8  1   79  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
-POST 7-4372                 15   7  0   78  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
-NHAVARL 43-4222             17  26  0   77  THE FAMILY (3772)          VEASTIAN
 KING BEAR 35-3629           23  10  1   76  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-FUNGARI 3-6171              20   6  0   76  THE BALROGS (1011)         OSKSI
-HARI CANE 38-4333           19  19  0   76  JINDA-BAN (4177)           CLIFFHOME
-NAKHA ADIASO 56-2615        19  19  0   76  INCONSISTENT FURY (1405)   ROCANIS
 MAGENTA 3-5711              41  63  0   75  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     18  10  1   75  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      25  10  0   74  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 KIRK GIBSON 74-3230         22  14  1   74  1988 DODGERS (4753)        DAIYLA KIV
-KNOTHEAD 12-5727            21   9  2   74  BLOODSUCKERS (4039)        RIZTAB
 BUBBA 7-4833                21  47  0   74  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      18   3  1   74  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-HAROLD 75-2823              22   7  0   73  DARK TOADS (4505)          JADE MOUNTAIN
-DAWNRACER 62-3699           20  11  2   73  MITHRAL HALO (4873)        VALAMANTIS
 A-10 33-2563                19  24  1   72  PIG BATTALION (4717)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-BOOTER 18-7742              23  17  0   71  BURN N' PILLAGE (1459)     TALCAMA
-DRUHD 3-6054                19  13  0   71  THE BALROGS (1011)         OSKSI
 ADAM 7-4830                 20  48  2   70  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-HABEAS CORPUS 75-2799       18  14  1   69  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
-SACRIFICIAL KNIFE 29-1302   15   4  1   69  HAND ON YOUR HEART (4845)  LAPUR
-PANCREOSIS 4-4241           26  20  2   68  ABBY NORMAL (1012)         JHELUM
 ELEVEN BLADE 56-3721        19   8  0   68  GENERAL SURGERY (4850)     ROCANIS
-POPCORN MACHINE 7-5091      17  10  1   68  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
-KEOKOTAH 33-6471            18  11  2   67  SACKETT'S & CO. (4601)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-NECRODANCER 23-4366         10   6  0   66  DIABLO TOO (4259)          TI
-RETARD 68-7501               7   6  0   66  POLITICALLYINCORRECT (4864 FIREHOLD

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MISS NOMER 3-3355           20  16  0   65  THE BALROGS (1011)         OSKSI
 ROBERT BYRD 22-6039         15  10  0   65  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 NEPHRON 30-4147             27  28  1   64  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 GUTTERBALL 78-2344          19  15  1   64  PBA (4685)                 LIN TIRIAN
-CAFFEINE JUNKIE 3-6110       8   3  0   64  ADDICTED (4765)            OSKSI
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      25  28  0   63  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-ULTRA ENDEAVOR 74-3187      18  10  0   63  FAULTY PREMISES (4820)     DAIYLA KIV
-TAMRISSA 38-4153            17   8  0   63  BLENDING ENTHRONED (4497)  CLIFFHOME
 CARNAL 21-5388              26  18  0   62  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-THE POLARIZER 18-7025       19  10  1   61  MAD SCIENTISTS (392)       TALCAMA
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         24  24  1   60  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
-FANDRAL 3-5701              17   9  0   60  AESIR (1373)               OSKSI
-WINKER X 60-6470            16  12  0   60  4000 BLOWS (1618)          ARADI
 DRY KEG 33-6679             22  37  0   59  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 GORDIAN 63-2104             21  13  0   58  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
-LACKING 4-5071              21   9  0   58  ABBY NORMAL (1012)         JHELUM
-BLING BLING 10-5084         17   7  0   58  TERRAPIN STATION (2351)    KOLACT
 POTOMACC 21-5489            18  14  0   57  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-WHIP SCORPION 3-6275        17   6  0   57  SIMPLY DESSERTS (4728)     OSKSI
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       18  11  0   54  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532      18  16  0   54  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           19  56  0   53  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 FRANK 3-5707                37  68  1   52  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 MARK 5-4088                 36  66  2   52  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
-HELL'S WHISPER 30-2227      15   5  2   52  PERFECT HARMONY (3041)     IAYE
-BUBBLES 18-7624             14   9  0   52  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
 JONES 14-1283               20 113  4   50  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 ALEX GRIFFIN 9-4856         14  11  1   48  DREAM PARK (4786)          ZUKAL
 SHYLAYLA MINOR 10-5066      19  10  0   47  PRAETORIAN GUARD (4192)    KOLACT
-LOCKED IN 32-4049           14   4  1   47  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-LIGHTNING IX 60-4866        13   6  2   47  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 ENDYMION 6-4163             23  30  1   45  KREWE OF DRUID (4679)      TRANSEL
-THE WOLF 32-3502            20   4  0   44  PULP FICTION (3597)        ARVAT
-LLLENGEANCE 60-5864         15   8  2   43  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
-BLACK HEART SEEKER 14-2371  14   1  0   43  CEASE TO EXIST (4871)      TOBIR
 BURGATORY 15-4532           15  23  1   42  SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (4838)   MALCORN
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         16  15  1   41  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
-OMNIBOOK 6000 26-4148       11   2  1   36  AT WORK (4785)             CALEAM
-CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   11   3  0   36  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4874)    JHELUM
 ABRA-HAM! 15-4563           15   9  0   34  SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (4838)   MALCORN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
SIRTON 82-9190             12   2  0 I AM SUCK 4760         BIG BROTHER 3-5568     462

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

One Night Stand -- No skills.  No thanks. -- C. Canary

Riff Raff -- I need to remember not to challenge you. -- Al Gore

Hearsay -- Argh! -- Al Gore

Pork Chop Jukebox -- Not nice to beat an old people. -- Al Gore

27 March 2004
     This notice is to inform the DM world that CHAOS INC. has added CHEETO to its
ranks.  He joins APEX, FLAGG, MATRIX, ASSAMITE, and RUDE BUDDHA as the 6th member.
May your chaotic wings spread disaster and CHAOS for all your days!  Welcome CHEETO!!

27 March 2004
     Has anyone seen it in print that the "Goat" is leaving the "Cartel"?  There were
some diplos to the effect of a special branch of the Cartel being formed, like secret
societies, governmental agencies and alliances certain agendas are developed.  To
obtain the desired effect of any agenda only key personnel can be used.  The "Goat"
is "Cartel" so until you see it with me announcing that I am not Cartel, remember,
"The Agenda of the Core is for you to fight for."  I hope this stops the confusion.
-- Goat

8 April 2004
CLICK (KLK) -- Remember, you asked for it.  Chaos is coming....

14 April 2004
CHAOS Inc. proudly announces our newest member, Silver Stroke.  He becomes the
seventh brother of Chaos.  We shall indeed be better for his joining.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LEITZITH devastated SNIPE HUNTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
JACOB was vanquished by MARCO in a exciting 2 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
SORROW vanquished POPE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY was narrowly defeated by ANKLEBITER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK slimly lost to LADY LUCK in a action packed 4 minute Challenge brawl.
SALLY RIDE overpowered MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
NEVERMORE viciously subdued AUDIE MURPHY in a popular 3 minute Challenge competition.
AFGHAN REBEL vanquished DROOLING GOOBER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THE EXPLOITER vanquished TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JOE BLACK viciously subdued ALVIN YORK in a popular 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
E. VICTOR demolished LEMON DROP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
LARCENY demolished PEACE in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
HEARSAY was handily defeated by YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MIKE BELIEVE was overpowered by BAWDY BUZZ BUD in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
TAXES devastated JOHN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
COBRA was overpowered by KA D'ARGO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
AXIS OF EVIL beat VIOLENT VOLE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
BLONDIE overpowered SWINGDADDY-O in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
SHYLAYLA MINOR was devastated by BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE vanquished NUNZIO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
POTOMACC was vanquished by DINGO in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
ROBERT BYRD savagely defeated 2 + 2 = 4 in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
CARNAL beat FRANK in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
4-0 PROLENE viciously subdued COCAINE in a popular 7 minute brutal Challenge fight.
KING BEAR vanquished DRY KEG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
FRERE MAIN ROUJ viciously subdued SIR CUITOUS in a action packed 4 minute brutal bout.
BELIAL handily defeated WIMPY WIND in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
KHIRZA was defeated by COM DOT in a action packed 2 minute duel.
PAPAYA BALROG was overpowered by PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GUAVA NICE DAY overpowered TICKLE ME HOFFA in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
SPOTTED PONY was handily defeated by D. FILER in a 3 minute mismatched match.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE was devastated by THE HAPPY HOOKER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SIR VIVOR beat JIM PENGOUIN in a popular 3 minute fray.
JOHN HOLMES subdued SONORA MOUNTAIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
THE REAPER demolished VORTEX in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
GLACIER vanquished WOBBLENUT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
MAGMA was overcome by EVERSTORM in a exciting 1 minute duel.
MAELSTROM overpowered STEE JANS in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
MARCINKO devastated MAGELLAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
STONE KILLER vanquished MATA HARI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided conflict.
ROAD TO DAKAR viciously subdued LINDA LOVELACE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute melee.
AFROSLEAZIAC overpowered SPYMASTER in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD savagely defeated F-ARUBA in a action packed 5 minute gory bout.
GLORY was overcome by MIGHTY MITE in a exciting 4 minute brutal duel.
FOXY LADY outwaited THE BEAST in a exciting 14 minute bout.
COUCH POTATO subdued DALI PARTON in a popular 1 minute fight.
EARTHQUAKE was overcome by GORDON in a 2 minute bloody contest.
ONE NIGHT STAND was beaten by COMFORTABLY NUMB in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
KATE BUSH demolished CARPET BURN in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
VICTORY was bested by THE BIG 'E' in a exciting 1 minute match.
THE BISMARCK bested PISTOL in a popular 3 minute gory brawl.
HO-CHAN THE AXE was vanquished by CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LOUANNSALLY overcame HOT HAZEL in a exciting 4 minute brutal contest.
JUST A JOB TO DO narrowly defeated ROMUALD B TUNE in a exciting 3 minute bloody duel.
TSUNAMI subdued PEEG in a popular 1 minute conflict.
UNBRIDLED was devastated by IMAGE ENHANCER in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
JIMBY devastated MEADOW VOLE in a action packed 2 minute uneven match.
CRAZED GOBLIN savagely defeated FURTIVE RETURNS in a popular 5 minute gory fight.
BLOODSTONE won victory over DEBBIE DOES DM in a exciting 1 minute duel.
PRINCE OF AR was subdued by RUG BURN in a 2 minute battle.
ZIN vanquished GIGANTA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
RIFF-RAFF was subdued by SEITAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
PARADISE PARROT overpowered CULUBRA in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
VELVET VIXEN overpowered H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SIRTON was slaughtered by BIG BROTHER in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
EASTWOOD subdued F. TIM in a action packed 2 minute match.
WHITE WATER HIPPO devastated CHARLIE in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
ELEKTRA was vanquished by SULACCO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
SMALL CAT was narrowly defeated by HOFFA in a popular 7 minute gory duel.
SIMILDE was handily defeated by DUCK RUBBER in a 1 minute uneven match.
COOKIE SNORT was handily defeated by SLAP HAPPY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
HATSHEPSUT was bested by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
NORAF was beaten by VIGO in a popular 1 minute match.
S. MARY ROSE was handily defeated by PIPE BOMB in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VAL BEMERIKI subdued SUDSY DEODORANT in a popular 1 minute contest.
BLISS demolished CLINTON in a action packed 5 minute uneven bout.
CEREBRAL JANITOR was subdued by LAME AIM in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
ACK VERT won victory over PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 2 minute bloody bout.
GLITTER MARKS was demolished by FRIED CHICKEN in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JOHNNY B GOODE was overpowered by RABID DOG in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TIBERIOUS handily defeated JONES in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
MAGENTA luckily beat MARK in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.
KIRK GIBSON savagely defeated SQUEEZE CHEESE in a exciting 5 minute gruesome contest.
PIPE LAYER bested DOAMER in a popular 1 minute melee.
GORDIAN lost to A-10 in a popular 3 minute struggle.
LIL NOIR overpowered HERPES THE LUVBUG in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
BIGGLES defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a action packed 2 minute brawl.
ELEVEN BLADE slimly lost to GHENGIS KHAN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal duel.
ED 209 demolished THERMODYNAMICS in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
GUTTERBALL lost to PUDDING PARADE in a action packed 4 minute fray.
SNAPPY GEORGE narrowly defeated ENDYMION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
ADAM was demolished by IN THE PIG! in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
NEPHRON overpowered NOLAN ORGEL in a 1 minute uneven contest.
ALEX GRIFFIN was handily defeated by MUKAARTH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CONNOR MACLEOD defeated BURGATORY in a exciting 1 minute bout.
ABRA-HAM! was devastated by COL SALOMON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  54         PARRY-STRIKE      34 -  25 -  1      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   28         LUNGING ATTACK   341 - 280 - 11      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 25         SLASHING ATTACK  141 - 140 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         STRIKING ATTACK   96 -  97 -  2      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      16         PARRY-LUNGE       73 -  74 -  3      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 16         BASHING ATTACK    40 -  41 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     14         AIMED BLOW        78 -  86 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         TOTAL PARRY       87 - 101 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         WALL OF STEEL    126 - 152 -  2      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     25 -  39 -  0      39  |

Turn 462 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       10 -  6     WALL OF STEEL     13 - 15         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    31 - 23     SLASHING ATTACK    8 - 17         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  6     STRIKING ATTACK    5 - 11         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  3                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  3                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  3     
AIMED BLOW         9 -  7     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MARCO 51-5008              44  16  2  286 BOY O'S (4027)
AIMED BLOW       BELIAL 7-3838             105  69  2  404 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
BASHING ATTACK   GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254     56  48  0  282 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)
PARRY-LUNGE      FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082     51  24  0  282 LA PENTARCHIE (4427)
WALL OF STEEL    JOHN HOLMES 69-7255        59  33  1  268 GIFTED (3978)
TOTAL PARRY      SIR VIVOR 10-4065          78  40  0  246 SIR AGLIO (2079)
PARRY-STRIKE     FOXY LADY 18-2695          50  41  0  223 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
STRIKING ATTACK  PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484   52  56  0  219 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE BIG 'E' 9-4474         45  35  0  215 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505  53  32  0  195 SPECIAL ED (2722)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was FOXY LADY 18-2695.  The ten other most popular fighters were SMALL CAT 
13-4200, BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849, CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051, KIRK GIBSON 74-3230, 
LOUANNSALLY 18-4564, BLISS 74-2940, GLORY 1-6847, HOT HAZEL 98-608, ROMUALD B TUNE 
28-3519, and FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082.

The least popular fighter this week was COCAINE 78-2311.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ALEX GRIFFIN 9-4856, NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981, ADAM 7-4830, JOHNNY B GOODE 
32-4034, GLITTER MARKS 18-5023, H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182, SHYLAYLA MINOR 10-5066, 
COBRA 29-4355, JOHN 29-4177, and HEARSAY 75-2721.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  1 0  SOLVEN(22)           7  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  6 1  TI(23)               0  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  4 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  3 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  2 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  POINT(27)            0  1 0  ARADI(60)            3  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  2 0  MORYA(28)            0  2 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            0  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             4  1 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  4 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        4  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  3 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       2  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  6 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  3 0  JHANS(36)            2  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           3  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  4 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          4  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          5  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)         16  8 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  5 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  2 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SORROW 1-2863               40  27  2  209  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         68  44  1  209  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         43  43  1  197  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 48  54  2  191  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 ENDYMION 6-4163             23  30  1   45  KREWE OF DRUID (4679)      TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              105  69  2  404  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 FRERE MAIN ROUJ 8-4082      51  24  0  282  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 THE BIG 'E' 9-4474          45  35  0  215  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           78  40  0  246  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532      18  16  0   54  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856      32  31  1  178  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 SMALL CAT 13-4200           46  73  1  147  CARDOW HUNTERS (3697)      DULLENS
 JONES 14-1283               20 113  4   50  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       49  27  2  244  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        37  21  1  212  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 SEITAN 17-4403              36  37  1  154  KINDRED OF KAOS (2471)     ALJAFIR
 AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941        55  38  7  252  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               26  29  2  164  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 STEE JANS 20-65             43  38  0  188  OVERLORDS (542)            SEAM
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        33  10  1  248  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 ANKLEBITER 22-1163          52  43  3  268  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  53  32  0  195  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         16  15  1   41  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    50  32  1  199  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      22  16  0   80  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          27  27  1  195  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 JOHN 29-4177                45  58  0  150  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             27  28  1   64  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 PRINCE OF AR 31-3625        13  11  1  124  THE STORMBRINGERS (3820)   CHIMLEVTAL
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          40  37  1  193  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          30  29  0  159  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        43  42  0  195  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         47  49  2  185  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              52  19  1  217  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 GUAVA NICE DAY 37-3254      56  48  0  282  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           19  56  0   53  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 MATA HARI 41-3812           34  24  0  185  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 JIMBY 42-3777               45  38  1  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      46  20  1  202  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           25  17  1  182  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               59  83  0  157  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 MARCO 51-5008               44  16  2  286  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 4-0 PROLENE 56-2570         25  21  1   96  GENERAL SURGERY (4850)     ROCANIS
 MAGELLAN 59-126             29  33  0  181  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          25  34  0  155  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 CHARLIE 61-2873             53  47  0  150  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        35  23  1  187  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 PIPE LAYER 63-2406          24  10  0   79  WORKING MEN (4752)         AMEN-TEI
 COM DOT 65-6217             46  27  0  209  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 THE REAPER 69-8774          68  33  0  375  BLOOD MOON (3649)          CIMMERIAC
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     34  36  0  177  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 BLISS 74-2940               27  14  0  159  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 GLACIER 75-2046             69  42  3  251  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 SALLY RIDE 77-2378          33  25  2  208  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 F. TIM 78-2315              30  33  1  131  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        30  27  0  203  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855     26  13  5  202  FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             23  19  5  227  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE