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Date   : 05/11/2004    Duedate: 05/24/2004

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-463

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 PIMPS 9/4318           16    6  0 72.7      GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345              
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          LOST SOULS II 4/2818                  
    IT'S JUST WRONG 16/4876                     OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808              
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       LOST SOULS II 9/2309                  
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          MAIN COURSE 82/4440                   
  2-CEASE TO EXI 14/4871  725  355 10 67.1   15 BLOOD OATH 30/4879    190  149  3 56.0
    POWER AND FATE 25/4872                   16 FRUIT PUPPET 37/2520  274  228  1 54.6
  3 BLACKHEART'S 16/4844    4    2  0 66.7      OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430                 
  4 THE BOLT 62/4779      358  193  5 65.0   17 THE INEPTS 33/419     224  190  1 54.1
    THEIVES GUILD 61/4328                       CAMERON CRAZIES 9/3908                
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622             
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                        METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                
    MY ROCK BAND 60/3110                        PLACES TO GO 51/4178                  
    MIKE'S INK 62/4677                          ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
  5 DEATH REALM 69/4105   681  393  8 63.4      CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    THE MOTHERSHIP II 19/3104                18 SACRILEGIOUS 15/4838  111   99  2 52.9
  6 BABES 36/3876        2510 1600 46 61.1   19 QUBIT 10/4490         915  825 10 52.6
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    HEROES 77/3408                              TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
    VEGGIES 33/4058                          20-LOBOTOMATION 12/4403  255  230  1 52.6
    THE BEARS 48/677                            HAND ON YOUR HEART 29/4845            
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           MORBID FASCINATION 6/973              
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        HELPLESS ANIMALS 16/54                
  7 THE BLUES IX 9/4886    26   17  0 60.5      ANIMAL PHARM 18/4526                  
  8 KA-POW! 15/3970      1129  771 13 59.4   21 SPECIAL ED 23/2722    206  186  1 52.6
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471               
    THE TIDE 69/2698                         22 MAGICK 60/3778        336  316  8 51.5
    COAL, INC. 71/4576                          FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331               
  9 CLUB CULTURE 60/4637  297  206  6 59.0      EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452            
 10 FOOD FIGHT 33/3860     76   53  0 58.9      CARTOUCHE 51/3495                     
 11 D.O.A. 71/4770       1506 1104 16 57.7      ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583             
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    AND SO IT BEGINS 65/4306              
    BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305                   23 ENIGMA 62/4768        146  140  1 51.0
    KANSAS 70/4612                              ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
    THE GUARDIANS 21/3624                       TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    WANNABEES 71/4626                           82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    STOOPID MOVIES 82/4759                      JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500                 
    MY EX WIFE 68/4181                       24 MY WIFE'S CO 82/4246   94   93  1 50.3
    CROSS BREED 82/4784                      25 WIDOWMAKERS 43/4836     2    2  0 50.0
    POLITICALLYINCORRECT 68/4864             26 UNTOUCHABLES 18/3633    2    2  0 50.0
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                27 PULP FICTION 32/3597  704  707  6 49.9
    THE GUYS 68/4180                            BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800                 
 12 I AM SUCK 82/4760     321  246  5 56.6      BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD 49/1310             
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                           WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433            
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608              
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                    28 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  578  581  8 49.9
 13 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796   26   20  1 56.5      SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709                DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/4670           
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      SUPERIOR FORCES IJ 65/4610            
 14 GET SMART 27/4066     925  716 13 56.4      SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/3582             
    PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987                     SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145            
    WORKING MEN 63/4752                         SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571                   ERRATA 25/3564                        
 29 LOONY TOONS 31/1419   140  141  0 49.8      THE OFFENDERS 17/1987                 
    THE WILLBURYS 13 13/3990                    EL EQUIDO 13/3225                     
    THE WILLBURYS 1 59/3942                     RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                
 30 LEGALESE 75/4658      166  175  3 48.7   46 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    545  772  6 41.4
    GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595                          LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                
    THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                      MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
    HEROESANDFOUNDONES 17/4487                  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
 31 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680   33   35  1 48.5      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734                    ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
 32 ADDICTED 3/4765         8    9  0 47.1      WILD KINGDOM 35/4193                  
    DIABLO TOO 23/4259                          SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    WASTELAND II 7/1947                         REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    WASTELAND 18/1887                        47 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507    31   49  0 38.8
    AT WORK 26/4785                             JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683                 
    IT'S NEW! 6/4887                         48 MEN 29/4412           595 1116 11 34.8
    SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                       JOHNS 5/3510                          
 33 TOWNSVILLAIN 10/4484    7    8  0 46.7      TALES 43/2584                         
    POWERPUFF GIRLS 12/4515                     HABIT 78/4547                         
 34 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  344  395  6 46.5      STORIES 49/2835                       
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
 35 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  140  161  0 46.5      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       MIKES 14/3982                         
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                    49-PIG BATTALIO 33/4717   21   40  0 34.4
 36 GIFTED 69/3978        778  904  9 46.3      THE EXPLORERS 59/2235                 
    NASTY PETS 82/4846                       50 MAD SCIENTIST 18/392  738 1441  3 33.9
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4476             
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      THE BLACK ELITE 82/3857               
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     BLACK ODYSSEY 42/3142                 
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4874               
 37 GENERAL SURG 56/4850   80   96  0 45.5   51 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   11   22  1 33.3
 38 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  686  831  8 45.2   52 BLUE MOON 9/3907      436  932  4 31.9
 39 LA STARS 33/4520       19   23  0 45.2      DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
    1988 DODGERS 74/4753                        SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    DREAM PARK 9/4786                           GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481                  
    I'M HISTORY 65/3279                         HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
    MUTANT LEAGUE 72/4885                       CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697                
 40 SCARLET KNIG 11/4866   49   62  0 44.1      THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
 41 GENOCIDE 51/4423       37   47  1 44.0      FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069                 
    THE WARRIORS 10/438                      53 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   54  122  0 30.7
    PRAETORIAN GUARD 10/4192                 54 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698    4   13  0 23.5
 42 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      249  318  1 43.9   55 DARQUE FORCE 45/4881    0    2  0  0.0
 43 SHADOW GOLD 71/4883    16   21  0 43.2      DARQUE FORCES 71/4882                 
 44 BLADE ZEN 74/4492      55   73  0 43.0      DARQUE FORCES 31/4880                 
    FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                        DARQUE FORCES 72/4884                 
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                   56 TEAM GNASTY 12/4878     0    1  0  0.0
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                    57 CHILDREN OF  61/4888    0    1  0  0.0
 45 BIRDS 41/4735         150  200  1 42.9   58 MITHRAL HALO 62/4873    0    1  0  0.0
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                       WYLDERNESS WYLD 16/4877               
    RESCUE 77/3887                        

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Honored Defenders of Talahya,

     Let's start with something we don't normally lead with, shall we?  Our most 
challenged warrior this cycle was Wimpy Wind.  And whose challenge got through?  E. 
VICTOR (9-4864) (20-15-2,181) of LETTER BOMBS challenged WIMPY WIND (28-3517) (27-27-
1,195) of THE PENTARCHY.  E. VICTOR was demolished by WIMPY WIND in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge competition.
     The most avoided guild was number 34, Center for Olds and Color Me Suave.
     There was one Tournament Victor challenge, at least just one that got through.  
COMFORTABLY NUMB (96-855) (26-13-5,202) of FLOYD'S PINK BRO' TV challenged TSUNAMI 
(75-2214) (29-8-2,202) of FORCE OF NATURE.  COMFORTABLY NUMB viciously subdued 
TSUNAMI in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
     Who is our overall popularity leader?  Anyone want to hazard a guess?  To my 
surprise I find that it is Ho-Chan the Axe.  HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (106-147-2,190) 
of SAND DANCERS fought CARPET BURN (3-5698) (35-34-0,167) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT.  HO-
CHAN THE AXE was vanquished by CARPET BURN in an exciting 3 minute mismatched match.
     The crowd's favorite warrior this week is Cleopatra, who nearly defeated the 
formidable (J)ay (C)ee.  (J)AY (C)EE (13-2647) (31-18-0,96) of THE WILLBURYS 13 
fought CLEOPATRA (65-3793) (16-13-1,59) of I'M HISTORY.  (J)AY (C)EE luckily beat 
CLEOPATRA in an exciting 7 minute brutal duel.
     Delving now into the UNpopularity list, we see Xylz Aree who had an off day 
although he is not by nature an incompetent warrior.  HOT TOMATO (33-6305) (17-17-
0,64) of VEGGIES fought XYLZ AREE (25-4987) (16-11-1,60) of THE MIDDLE WAY 4.  HOT 
TOMATO overpowered XYLZ AREE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
     Was there a scum sympathy vote at all?  Perhaps not.  Here are the numbers for 
our longest fight:  SIR CUITOUS (10-4514) (43-31-0,203) of SIR AGLIO fought THE BEAST 
(3-5547) (52-67-0,199) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT.  SIR CUITOUS was viciously subdued by 
THE BEAST in a crowd pleasing 16 minute duel.  "Crowd pleasing."  How about that?  
Maybe they're developing a taste for the longer events.
     Let us observe a moment's silence, please, for Chip, who is currently suffering 
a resurrection hangover.  LEGION '8' (71-2369) (4-1-0,13) of D.O.A. fought CHIP (60-
4413) (5-5-0,20) of RESCUE RANGERS.  LEGION '8' delivered the death blow upon CHIP in 
an exciting 3 minute battle.  Tsk tsk.  Chip, you are our first beneficiary of a new 
policy.  In the olden days you would have received, as a consolation prize, an 
arrangement of dried flowers or other foliage, with perhaps an additional gift such 
as a box of chamomile tea, a gift certificate for a massage, or other such soothing 
tokens to ease the hangover.  Our new policy is to ease the resurrect-ee's transition 
back to the world of the living by sending them an exotic dancer to reawaken their 
zest for life.  I hope the music provided by Vanessa the Snake Charmer's accompanist 
wasn't too throbbing for your hangover.
     Last but most assuredly not least, let us turn to our title fight.  As the split 
confused everyone's challenges and avoids, a deserving but much-overlooked warrior 
has finally won the title.  BELIAL (7-3838) (105-69-2,404) of WICKED MARTYRS fought 
DALI PARTON (18-3274) (41-44-3,192) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BELIAL overpowered DALI 
PARTON in a 1 minute uneven Title bout.  His style is uncanny, perhaps even scary.  
Who will dare to challenge this most formidable aimed blow practitioner?
     Today's advice... hmm... When you need to do your best, don't multiprocess.  Eh, 
pardon me, the dog needs me to throw something and the soup is boiling over.  Later,

                                                                         Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BELIAL 7-3838              106  69  2  412  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOHN HOLMES 69-7255         60  33  1  289  GIFTED (3978)              CIMMERIAC
-CESIUM 69-5982              37  19  1  289  THE TIDE (2698)            CIMMERIAC
 EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586   74  61  2  287  MAGICK (3778)              ARADI
 ANKLEBITER 22-1163          53  43  3  287  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       19   3  0  279  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
-DUMBASS 49-1361             49  61  1  272  BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310)   VITHICAR
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        34  10  1  272  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   45  54  0  265  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 GLACIER 75-2046             70  42  3  262  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           79  40  0  256  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 LANCELOT 25-3794            42  35  2  252  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 THE EXPLOITER 22-1226       56  36  1  240  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 FOXY LADY 18-2695           51  41  0  234  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARCINKO 97-961             24  19  5  233  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           43  38  1  230  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GORDON 36-4536              53  19  1  229  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    51  32  1  226  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 TOADY 60-3097               30  18  1  225  MY ROCK BAND (3110)        ARADI
 COM DOT 65-6217             47  27  0  224  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 THE BIG 'E' 9-4474          46  35  0  224  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        19  17  1  223  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 JR. GORK 48-1909            43  18  0  222  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 EVERSTORM 69-641            50  44  2  221  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855     27  13  5  221  FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           67  53  0  220  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-SIDON 31-3712               34  23  2  219  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         69  44  1  218  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           72  53  0  217  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         48  49  2  217  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 ARCOS 13-3373               31  62  2  217  EL EQUIDO (3225)           DULLENS
 PEEG 43-2613               131 127  3  216  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636        53  32  4  215  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 F-ARUBA 51-4601             50  38  1  215  PLACES TO GO (4178)        TRICORUS
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  39  27  0  215  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 THE BEAST 3-5547            53  67  0  214  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SLANT EDISON 60-2598        49  20  1  214  MY ROCK BAND (3110)        ARADI
 BABY HUEY 31-1715           42  36  5  211  LOONY TOONS (1419)         CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     51  31  2  210  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 KHIRZA 7-1862              115 132  3  209  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 VORTEX 75-1870              70  71  0  209  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  54  32  0  208  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
-SALLY RIDE 77-2378          33  25  2  208  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 MAGMA 75-2049               68  47  0  205  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     48  39  1  205  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 BURST 25-3654               38  30  1  205  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          28  27  1  205  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 ACHILLES 65-3928            28  10  2  204  I'M HISTORY (3279)         DAL SHANG
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           26  17  1  204  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    67  58  1  203  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258   39  28  1  203  MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (4246) DWES EG
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            28  27  2  203  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 TSUNAMI 75-2214             29   9  2  202  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 JACOB 10-233                57  71  2  201  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       49  28  2  201  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    44  51  0  201  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 YOSEMITE SAM 31-1488        42  33  0  201  LOONY TOONS (1419)         CHIMLEVTAL
 SORROW 1-2863               40  28  2  201  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
-ANTISOCIAL 9-4168           47  26  1  199  THE BLUES IX (4886)        ZUKAL
 JIMBY 42-3777               45  39  1  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 UNBRIDLED 15-3923           45  31  1  198  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        37  22  1  198  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        36  23  1  198  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         43  44  1  197  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 QRAPPY 10-4761              42  52  1  197  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 PIVOT 60-4811               27  13  1  197  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 MAELSTROM 75-2202           52  28  1  196  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      30  27  0  196  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SIR CUITOUS 10-4514         43  32  0  195  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 RASCALLY RABBIT 59-1338     32  24  0  195  THE WILLBURYS 1 (3942)     ILLIS
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        30  28  0  195  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 SERAPH 69-5725              28  11  1  195  DEATH REALM (4105)         CIMMERIAC
-HOT HAZEL 98-608            21  28  4  195  JUNKYARD WARS (4500)       SYVYN'S HILL
 POPE 5-4090                 49  54  2  194  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      46  21  1  194  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509  27  13  2  194  CARNAGE CANARIES (4734)    SUNSET
 LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021      24   9  0  194  AND SO IT BEGINS (4306)    DAL SHANG
 VICTORY 75-757              17  16  2  194  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 SPYDER 61-2675              15  10  0  194  THEIVES GUILD (4328)       JURINE
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    52  57  0  193  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LOUANNSALLY 18-4564         45  45  3  193  OUT OF THE HILLS (2808)    TALCAMA
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         41  45  3  193  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708         38  43  2  193  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 JACKASS 21-4526             25  26  0  193  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          36  34  0  192  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 AVALANCHE 75-2213           27   9  1  192  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 PISTOL 65-6205              49  38  1  191  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 MOJO JOJO 10-4643           31  33  2  191  TOWNSVILLAINS (4484)       KOLACT
 ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829      70  69  6  190  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 D. FILER 9-4721             42  13  1  190  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 THE PINK RANGER 68-9166     33  24  1  190  SUPERIOR FORCES X (3582)   FIREHOLD
-ROTTEN 68-8189              22   9  1  190  MY EX WIFE (4181)          FIREHOLD
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        43  43  0  189  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
-IN YOU AGAIN 12-4740        39  31  1  189  LOBOTOMATION (4403)        RIZTAB
 SELEX 40-3039               27   7  0  188  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941        55  39  7  187  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     35  36  0  187  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 STONEWALL 25-3895           33  40  2  187  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 EASTWOOD 7-4788             36  26  1  186  GUNFIGHTERS (4595)         BONSUR
 MATA HARI 41-3812           34  25  0  186  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 KYLIE 18-6057               25  21  1  186  UNTOUCHABLES (3633)        TALCAMA
 WOUNDHEALER 65-4496         12   5  1  186  BOOK OF SWORDS (4305)      DAL SHANG
 GLORY 1-6847                44  41  0  184  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 SIDAHS 77-176               35  28  3  184  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
 EARTHQUAKE 75-1663          85  61  2  183  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127     38  35  1  183  DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608)    CIMMERIAC
 SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873     23  17  1  183  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG
 BANKRUPT 71-3786            48  28  0  182  SHADOW GOLD (4883)         KYR'TERR
 ZIN 3-4197                  48  74  0  181  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI
-MAGELLAN 59-126             29  33  0  181  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035       85  54  0  180  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 HARRY THE AXE 48-3622       38  34  2  180  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 BLUE MEANIE 60-4814         35  17  0  180  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      52  48  1  179  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DOMINO 17-3227              58  44  2  178  THE OFFENDERS (1987)       ALJAFIR
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          40  38  1  178  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
-BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856      32  31  1  178  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 LARCENY 75-2720             30  20  0  178  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
-BIG BROTHER 3-5568          50  67  1  177  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         32  23  1  177  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 PEACE 19-4280               27  29  2  177  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           29  25  0  176  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 E. VICTOR 9-4864            20  16  2  175  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 STILLWATER 25-3762          27  52  0  174  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-D'WEASEL ZAPPA 16-4457      24  22  0  174  HELPLESS ANIMALS (54)      WILLAF
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      41  26  0  173  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 VELVET VIXEN 9-3275         36  38  0  173  LOST SOULS II (2309)       ZUKAL
 TAXES 22-1661               28  24  1  173  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 PINK HEART 62-3643          15   2  2  173  MIKE'S INK (4677)          VALAMANTIS
-BLACK CYCLOPS 42-3344       39  55  2  172  BLACK ODYSSEY (3142)       RODEKI
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         47  95  1  171  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   45  41  3  171  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       38  35  1  171  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     106 148  2  170  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        34  13  0  170  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    37  30  4  167  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          31  29  0  167  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     29  78  1  162  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 SULACCO 4-5128              25  19  2  162  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
-AMAX 71-3590                22  17  0  162  COAL, INC. (4576)          KYR'TERR
 HEARSAY 75-2721             26  18  3  161  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   39  22  0  160  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BLISS 74-2940               27  15  0  160  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 LIBERTY BELLE 12-5448       25  33  0  158  POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515)     RIZTAB
 VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018        45  32  3  157  GENOCIDE (4423)            TRICORUS
-SUPERVENTILATOR 6-1605      47  56  2  155  MORBID FASCINATION (973)   TRANSEL
 ELEKTRA 4-3652              31  14  0  155  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           21  11  1  153  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 CHARLIE 61-2873             54  47  0  152  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
 HOFFA 49-3185               59  84  0  151  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CULUBRA 10-235              52  69  0  150  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 SMALL CAT 13-4200           47  73  1  150  CARDOW HUNTERS (3697)      DULLENS
 HATSHEPSUT 51-4157          54  74  1  149  CARTOUCHE (3495)           TRICORUS
 JOHN 29-4177                45  59  0  148  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          25  35  0  147  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       27  25  3  146  MAD SCIENTISTS (392)       TALCAMA
 CORAL SNAKE 65-5017         21   8  0  146  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG
 SIMILDE 51-4248             50  94  0  145  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 BLACK RHINO 71-1834         44  32  1  145  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        16   9  0  145  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
-MISER 71-3793               38  18  2  144  SHADOW GOLD (4883)         KYR'TERR
-TYRE 31-3713                30  22  0  143  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712         6   0  0  142  THE BLACK PHALANX (4476)   RIZTAB
 NOFX 19-3180                63  36  2  141  THE MOTHERSHIP II (3104)   ZUWAYZA
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            53  53  4  140  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 SIRTON 82-9190              13   2  0  140  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 VIGO 18-6086                21   5  0  138  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    23  22  0  137  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        26  21  0  136  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-MIKE BELIEVE 12-5552        25  25  0  136  POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515)     RIZTAB
 NORAF 82-3856               12   8  0  134  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 ACK VERT 18-7429            32  23  1  132  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 FROG SLAYER 21-4021         23  18  0  132  THE GUARDIANS (3624)       SUNSET
 SEITAN 17-4403              36  38  1  131  KINDRED OF KAOS (2471)     ALJAFIR
-PICKY URCHIN 33-3152        26  12  0  126  THE INEPTS (419)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 GIGANTA 62-3197             36  47  2  125  SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145)  VALAMANTIS
 F. TIM 78-2315              30  34  1  125  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     24  30  3  124  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LAME AIM 22-5656            21  13  1  124  GLADIATION FOLLY (4345)    SOLVEN
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        34  34  1  123  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 SPEEDY GONZALEZ 31-1487     33  33  2  122  LOONY TOONS (1419)         CHIMLEVTAL
 RUG BURN 18-3702            24  32  4  122  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PERFECT LOVER 70-7341       13   7  0  121  KANSAS (4612)              SENTERN
 CLINTON 22-2516             29  20  1  119  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         35  42  0  113  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 RABID DOG 82-1078           14   6  0  113  NASTY PETS (4846)          DWES EG
 FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661       27   6  0  112  MAIN COURSE (4440)         DWES EG
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    26  26  0  112  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 DARK GERBIL 82-6762         16   8  2  111  CROSS BREED (4784)         DWES EG
 BLONDIE 36-5723             21  19  1  110  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 COBRA 29-4355               20  14  1  110  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 TIBERIOUS 17-6209           28  15  1  108  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
 VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223    18  10  0  106  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 ROLLERCOASTER 65-5946       13   2  1  105  SUPERIOR FORCES IJ (4610)  DAL SHANG
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   35  15  1  103  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-VIAGORILLA 18-7225          21  18  2  103  ANIMAL PHARM (4526)        TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BIGGLES 60-6032             26  34  0  100  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   22  13  0  100  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 NUNZIO 51-4799              20   9  1  100  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
-ROGERS 59-1609              17  12  0  100  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS
 JERICO 7-4862               17  45  0   99  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 (J)AY (C)EE 13-2647         32  18  0   98  THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990)    DULLENS
-EVE 72-4596                 13   4  0   98  DARQUE FORCES (4884)       DRAGONHEAD
-4-0 PROLENE 56-2570         25  21  1   96  GENERAL SURGERY (4850)     ROCANIS
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        26  30  0   95  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DINGO 35-3716               21   8  1   95  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 GHENGIS KHAN 17-6205        27  14  0   92  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
 ED 209 5-3955               26  29  4   91  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 FLESHRENDER 43-1108         24  20  0   91  WIDOWMAKERS (4836)         VEASTIAN
 BOISE 18-6687               21   4  1   91  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 THE 13TH WARRIOR 82-6346     6   3  0   91  STOOPID MOVIES (4759)      DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SODOM 31-4368               21  10  1   90  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
-FELIX POTVIN 33-6561        16   8  0   89  LA STARS (4520)            NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       30  24  1   87  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         25  24  1   86  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 PIPE LAYER 63-2406          25  10  0   85  WORKING MEN (4752)         AMEN-TEI
 FACE BREAKER 43-1099        25  19  0   85  WIDOWMAKERS (4836)         VEASTIAN
 COCAINE 78-2311             23  45  0   85  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-KITTY CHOWDER 21-5466       23  11  1   81  CARNAGE CANARIES (4734)    SUNSET
 DRY KEG 33-6679             23  37  0   81  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            13   7  1   80  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 NEPHRON 30-4147             28  28  1   79  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      19   3  1   79  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-MR TACO WORKS 18-7620       16   8  1   79  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      22  17  0   78  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
 BUBBA 7-4833                22  47  0   78  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-POST 7-4372                 15   7  0   78  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      25  11  0   77  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-MICKEY HATCHER 74-3356      22   6  0   77  1988 DODGERS (4753)        DAIYLA KIV
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          18  17  0   77  VEGGIES (4058)             NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-GLIMMOR 21-5503             22  10  0   76  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 GWEN RYDER 9-4867           21   7  0   76  DREAM PARK (4786)          ZUKAL
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       19  11  0   76  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MUKAARTH 16-5156            20   7  3   75  BLACKHEART'S AXE (4844)    WILLAF
 MAGENTA 3-5711              41  64  0   74  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 SWORDBREAKER 43-1087        27  19  0   74  WIDOWMAKERS (4836)         VEASTIAN
 DOAMER 18-2265              24  25  1   74  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-KIRK GIBSON 74-3230         22  14  1   74  1988 DODGERS (4753)        DAIYLA KIV
 BURGATORY 15-4532           16  23  1   74  SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (4838)   MALCORN
-DAWNRACER 62-3699           20  11  2   73  MITHRAL HALO (4873)        VALAMANTIS
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           15   4  1   73  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-A-10 33-2563                19  24  1   72  PIG BATTALION (4717)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DADDY 62-3640               15  10  0   72  MIKE'S INK (4677)          VALAMANTIS
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          21  16  5   71  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 THE POLARIZER 18-7025       20  10  1   70  MAD SCIENTISTS (392)       TALCAMA
 CLEOPATRA 65-3793           16  14  1   70  I'M HISTORY (3279)         DAL SHANG
 RETARD 68-7501               7   7  0   70  POLITICALLYINCORRECT (4864 FIREHOLD
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      25  29  0   69  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-SACRIFICIAL KNIFE 29-1302   15   4  1   69  HAND ON YOUR HEART (4845)  LAPUR
 KING BEAR 35-3629           23  11  1   68  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-POPCORN MACHINE 7-5091      17  10  1   68  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
-CATNIP 33-5502              20   3  4   67  VOLUNTEER FLOWERS (3837)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-AKLAR 62-3700               18  12  1   67  MITHRAL HALO (4873)        VALAMANTIS
 THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104       27  17  0   66  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE AYL'M'ER 60-6056        16  17  1   66  4000 BLOWS (1618)          ARADI
-NECRODANCER 23-4366         10   6  0   66  DIABLO TOO (4259)          TI
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   25  35  0   65  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CARNAL 21-5388              27  18  0   64  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-CAFFEINE JUNKIE 3-6110       8   3  0   64  ADDICTED (4765)            OSKSI
-DALLAS 18-6860              12  27  0   63  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
-QUICKSAND 60-6554           18   7  1   62  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI
 ACUTE 60-6048               16   8  0   62  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         15   6  3   62  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 MARK 5-4088                 36  67  2   60  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             21  14  0   60  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 POTOMACC 21-5489            18  15  0   59  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 RAGING FIRE 29-4407         16   5  2   59  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
-LIGHT DA' PYRE 33-7063      16   9  1   58  WHEN DOGMA FAILS (4750)    NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-ANTEZEL 16-4988             15  10  1   56  WYLDERNESS WYLD (4877)     WILLAF
 TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454        1   2  0   55  THE GUYS (4180)            FIREHOLD
 ROBERT BYRD 22-6039         15  11  0   54  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 ELEVEN BLADE 56-3721        19   9  0   53  GENERAL SURGERY (4850)     ROCANIS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           19  57  0   53  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 ADAM 7-4830                 20  49  2   52  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-BUBBLES 18-7624             14   9  0   52  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           16  12  1   51  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 <RETARDED RV> 7-5279        19   5  0   50  DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (4670 BONSUR
 HANNIBAL 65-3794            16  13  1   50  I'M HISTORY (3279)         DAL SHANG
 PELICAN 41-3949             15   7  0   50  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 BLAMELESS COOK 71-2362      10   3  0   50  WANNABEES (4626)           KYR'TERR
 SHYLAYLA MINOR 10-5066      19  11  0   49  PRAETORIAN GUARD (4192)    KOLACT
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532      18  17  0   49  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         16  16  1   48  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
-L. FRANK BAUM 82-19586      14   6  0   48  OZ RETURNS (4875)          DWES EG
 FRANK 3-5707                37  69  1   47  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 LETHE 9-4782                30  29  2   47  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 MUSASHI 65-3795             19  10  0   47  I'M HISTORY (3279)         DAL SHANG
-THE WOLF 32-3502            20   4  0   44  PULP FICTION (3597)        ARVAT
 JONES 14-1283               20 114  4   43  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
-BLACK HEART SEEKER 14-2371  14   1  0   43  CEASE TO EXIST (4871)      TOBIR
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    18  15  1   42  TEAM GNASTY (4878)         RIZTAB
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   11   4  0   40  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4874)    JHELUM
 ABRA-HAM! 15-4563           15  10  0   38  SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (4838)   MALCORN
 RAY 62-3611                 14   6  0   37  THE BOLT (4779)            VALAMANTIS
-OMNIBOOK 6000 26-4148       11   2  1   36  AT WORK (4785)             CALEAM
 LEGION '8' 71-2369           5   1  1   28  D.O.A. (4770)              KYR'TERR
 CHIP 60-4413                 5   6  0   15  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
CHIP 60-4413                5   6  0 RESCUE RANGERS 4859    LEGION '8' 71-2369     463

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Anklebiter -- Good fight.  Close, very close.  Thanks for the skills though. -- C. 
Canary

John -- Nice to get skills.  Better to have more, but beggars can't be choosers. -- 
Al Gore

2+2=4 -- Thanks for sucking. -- al gore

Bliss -- No fair!  You're supposed to let me hit you! -- Al Gore

Mighty Mite -- Euwh!  Maybe I can get some kind of lotion for it. -- Glory, now with 
mites

Choking Chicken -- That's your trick, huh?  Why am I not laughing or clapping 
admiringly or whatever? -- Ho-Chan

Giganta -- Maybe you should train, or rather UN-train, SZ? -- Zin

White Water Hippo -- So is that a hippo in white water, or a white hippo in water?  
It could matter. -- Charlie

     It could be a water hippo that happens to be white, but is currently nowhere
     near water.  But then I suppose that's redundant because all hippos are water
     hippos, aren't they?  One never reads about them traveling across deserts.
     Surely they would be prized steeds on wetland planets, marsh camels one might
     say, able to survive where a camel or a horse would perish of frog infestation.
     Hippo caravans traversing the bogs with fat merchants atop their backs and birds
     on their heads (slim merchants are seldom found in caravans due to the non-
     availability of salads along the trade routes.  There's nothing but junk food).
     -- Galen

Hoffa -- I hate you hoffas. -- Small Cat

Duck Rubber -- So, shouldn't you be a Duck? -- Similde

Nephron -- May you get stones. -- Nolan Orgel

Amazing, out of 197 and a half warriors here, not ONE was inducted or even eligible.  
I call that good work. -- Mati
P.S.  I'm the half, since I graduated, even fought here a few times, but have now 
totally vanished from the rolls of gladiators.

     Mati -- Don't sell yourself short; you are definitely a complete warrior.  I've
     seen you fight outside the arena, remember.  Any warrior who goes on adventures
     is more fit to defend the Isle and the world than one who practices only the
     stylized, artificial combat of the arena. -- Galen
     P.S.  Congratulations on keeping your guildmates out of Primus.  That takes some
     skill!

14 April 2004
CHAOS Inc. proudly announces our newest member, Silver Stroke.  He becomes the
seventh brother of Chaos.  We shall indeed be better for his joining.

6 May 2004
                                     DEATH FEST

     The ferocious ghosts of former glories whispered across the wind swept sands of
DM 59; agonizing incessantly due to the diminutive demise of the Delarq arena known
as Illis.
     Tattered banners and forgotten memories wailed in the wind for a dynamic death
march to dawn once more upon the blood stained sands of the Delarq slow arena.
     The distant call crying for  a declaration of restoration amidst the ruin of the
all but forgotten Delarq arena carried to the far corners of Alastari; drawing the
Devious, the Diabolical, the Dangerous and the Down Challenging to cross blades and
wage warfare among an assemblage of new stables managed by the Known and Unknown;
willing to spill fresh blood, while carving their destiny during 15 Rounds of contest
driven combat to be known as the "Illis Incredibly Diabolical Delarq Death Fest".
     A lone cloaked figure huddled by lamplight in a remote outpost near the
crossroads of ElseWhere and ElseWhen; feverishly formulating the foundational
framework for the dawning of the Delarq Death Fest in DM 59, complete with
Gladiatorial Commission sanctioned prizes to promote the growing thirst for a Delarq
Slow Arena Death Festival.

     Delarq Death Fest Opening Round debuts the first turn immediately following the
Summer 2004 F2F Tourney and continues through the completion of 15 consecutive
rounds.
     Death Fest points are Won or Lost ONLY in the DM 59 Delarq Slow Arena [Tourneys
DO NOT Add or Subtract from the Death Fest Point Scoring System]:

Death Fest Scoring Format:
Win =3D +2 pts
Loss =3D -1 pt
Kill =3D +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Death =3D -3 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]
Dark Arena Kill =3D +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Dark Arena Death =3D -5 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]
Revenged Blood Feud =3D +5 pts [successful Revenged Blood Feud provides Death Fest
contestants the opportunity to cancel out 3 pts for Death and 1 pt for Loss; while
gaining +1 pt overall for the Revenged Blood Feud in addition to the +2 pts for Win]

    DEATH FEST PRIZES will be awarded to the Top Ten Death Fest Stables on the basis
of Total Points*** accumulated during the 15 rounds of competition as follows:

1.  Favorite Weapon Knowledge for 1 (one) warrior ranked Initiate or higher on the
Final Round to be revealed by RSI to each of the Top Ten Death Fest Stables
2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters and NPCs [yet to be determined according to how
many DA Monsters and NPCs are available in DM 59 for Renaming]
3.  The Top Five Death Fest Stables will receive New Team Rollup Certificates as
follows:  1st (10), 2nd (8), 3rd (6), 4th (4) and 5th (2)
4.  Renaming Illis Arena for 6 months plus Receiving 6 months Free Play courtesy of
RSI will be awarded to the manager of the 1st Place Death Fest Stable
5.  Discussions are underway regarding a possible Special Award granted to the Illis
Iron Stable qualifiers who compete in 67 of a possible 75 fights during the course of
the 15 consecutive rounds of the Death Fest [Key Factor is How Many (?) stables will
be competing in the Death Fest without drawing away participation by current managers
in the remaining slow arenas!]  Therefore, it is important for all managers entering
stables in DM 59 for the upcoming Death Fest to contact RSI as soon as possible
regarding their participation in this contest so that a Final Ruling on the proposed
Illis Iron Stable Award can be issued by RSI.

***TieBreaker is determined on the Final Round by the DM 59 Newsletter Recognition
Rankings.  The stable with the Highest Ranked Active Gladiator is granted the
decision.  [Example: Warrior A and Warrior B are both listed in the Recognition
Rankings with 87 pts; however, because Warrior A is listed in the Recognition
Rankings ahead of Warrior B, then Warrior A is granted the TieBreaker Decision for
His/Her stable!]

     Opening Round Team Spotlight Bonus [minimum 15 paragraphs!]  Each Delarq Death
Fest competitor who writes a Team Spotlight featuring their Stable (Name) and
Managerial Alias [Gladiatorial Names Optional] in regards to competing in the Delarq
Death Fest will receive 25 pts added to His/Her opening round score.
     Illis Iron Stable Bonus [in addition to the proposed award awaiting RSI
approval!]  Any manager whose stable competes in at least 67 of the possible 75
fights during the 15 rounds of Death Fest receives 25 points added to His/Her final
overall score [this allows each stable the cushion of missing one round of
competition; plus up to 3 additional fights due to waiting for replacement rollups
from Deaths suffered either in Tourneys or during the Death Fest contest in DM 59
over the course of 15 rounds of competition!]

Delarq Death Fest
Hosted by Hammer
[Who Else?]

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COMFORTABLY NUMB viciously subdued TSUNAMI in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
D. FILER was demolished by BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
THE BISMARCK was vanquished by JOHN HOLMES in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
E. VICTOR was demolished by WIMPY WIND in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SORROW was savagely defeated by COM DOT in a exciting 3 minute Challenge struggle.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK handily defeated LINDA LOVELACE in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
NEVERMORE lost to KATE BUSH in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY was vanquished by THE EXPLOITER in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
JACOB was overpowered by SIR VIVOR in a popular 5 minute uneven Challenge match.
JOE BLACK overpowered AUDIE MURPHY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
AFGHAN REBEL overcame THE HAPPY HOOKER in a exciting 3 minute Challenge contest.
F-ARUBA demolished PISTOL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
AXIS OF EVIL handily defeated HOFFA in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
TAXES was unbelievably bested by EASTWOOD in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
HEARSAY was savagely defeated by PEACE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge brawl.
VAL BEMERIKI defeated SLAP HAPPY in a exciting 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
COBRA was beaten by LAME AIM in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
CULUBRA handily defeated CLINTON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
BLONDIE was vanquished by SIRTON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GHENGIS KHAN was viciously subdued by RABID DOG in a 6 minute Challenge duel.
TIBERIOUS overpowered ED 209 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SHYLAYLA MINOR was defeated by BUBBA in a exciting 1 minute Challenge duel.
ROBERT BYRD was overpowered by NEPHRON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KING BEAR was overpowered by BIGGLES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
NUNZIO overpowered MUKAARTH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
POTOMACC was overpowered by DINGO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
LANCELOT viciously subdued QRAPPY in a exciting 4 minute gory duel.
GORDON overpowered IMAGE ENHANCER in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
THE BIG 'E' overpowered STONEWALL in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
BELIAL overpowered DALI PARTON in a 1 minute uneven Title bout.
AFRICAN GREY demolished LARCENY in a 1 minute uneven contest.
EMERALD DRAGONFLY defeated SPOTTED PONY in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
TOADY demolished PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ACHILLES was narrowly defeated by JR. GORK in a exciting 10 minute match.
THE PINK RANGER was viciously subdued by BURST in a action packed 3 minute gory match.
SERAPH was beaten by ARCOS in a 2 minute duel.
ANKLEBITER beat ROAD TO DAKAR in a exciting 3 minute bloody competition.
BANKRUPT was vanquished by MEADOW VOLE in a exciting 7 minute one-sided match.
STONE KILLER vanquished MAELSTROM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GLACIER handily defeated JACKASS in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
AFROSLEAZIAC was handily defeated by PEEG in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
IRON HEAD LEE demolished RASCALLY RABBIT in a exciting 2 minute one-sided match.
LADY LUCK overpowered GLORY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FOXY LADY overpowered JIM PENGOUIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
MARCINKO viciously subdued KYLIE in a exciting 4 minute bloody match.
DOMINO was savagely defeated by LYTA ALEXANDER in a exciting 4 minute gory battle.
CHOKING CHICKEN beat MOJO JOJO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
YELLOWJACKET handily defeated WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ONE NIGHT STAND subdued SULACCO in a popular 1 minute bloody brawl.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE demolished EARTHQUAKE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
SNIPE HUNTER was narrowly defeated by A DIFFERENT GRAPE in a 6 minute duel.
SLANT EDISON savagely defeated JUST A JOB TO DO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brawl.
LOUANNSALLY was overpowered by EVERSTORM in a 2 minute one-sided match.
HO-CHAN THE AXE was vanquished by CARPET BURN in a exciting 3 minute mismatched match.
SONORA MOUNTAIN was overpowered by DROOLING GOOBER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WOBBLENUT overpowered PAPAYA BALROG in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
VICTORY lost to KHIRZA in a popular 3 minute bout.
VORTEX overpowered SIDAHS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MAGMA viciously subdued MIGHTY MITE in a exciting 2 minute brutal match.
AVALANCHE lost to BABY HUEY in a popular 1 minute fight.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE was devastated by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven match.
JIMBY was beaten by TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a exciting 1 minute match.
MATA HARI was beaten by YOSEMITE SAM in a popular 6 minute gory fight.
SIR CUITOUS was viciously subdued by THE BEAST in a crowd pleasing 16 minute duel.
POPE viciously subdued STILLWATER in a exciting 2 minute gruesome match.
STRONGEST #3 was devastated by SELEX in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
COUCH POTATO vanquished HARRY THE AXE in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
CRAZED GOBLIN was handily defeated by SPYDER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ROMUALD B TUNE was vanquished by UNBRIDLED in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLOODSTONE was demolished by PIVOT in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
TICKLE ME HOFFA demolished JOHN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SEITAN was savagely defeated by SIMILDE in a exciting 3 minute brutal struggle.
WOUNDHEALER overpowered VIOLENT VOLE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
FURTIVE RETURNS was savagely defeated by ALVIN YORK in a popular 2 minute contest.
DEBBIE DOES DM overpowered SPEEDY GONZALEZ in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
PARADISE PARROT won victory over BLISS in a exciting 4 minute fray.
BLUE MEANIE vanquished COOKIE SNORT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LEMON DROP demolished RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ZIN overpowered LIBERTY BELLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
VELVET VIXEN overpowered SHEPHERD MOON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NOFX was overpowered by PINK HEART in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven battle.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CEREBRAL JANITOR savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
ACK VERT was overpowered by ELEKTRA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
DUCK RUBBER was vanquished by FROG SLAYER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SUDSY DEODORANT was vanquished by PIPE BOMB in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven melee.
H.P. LOVECRAFTED was subdued by HATSHEPSUT in a 2 minute match.
BLACK ARCHER vanquished RUG BURN in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
VIGO overpowered JERICO in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SMALL CAT subdued PERFECT LOVER in a 2 minute battle.
S. MARY ROSE slimly lost to CHARLIE in a 2 minute bout.
F. TIM was devastated by BLACK RHINO in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
NORAF narrowly defeated GIGANTA in a 2 minute gory fight.
CORAL SNAKE overpowered RATTLESNAKE SHAKE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
VICTOR CALDERONE handily defeated LIL NOIR in a 1 minute uneven competition.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX handily defeated RETARD in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
SWINGDADDY-O viciously subdued MAGENTA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome match.
DARK GERBIL devastated THERMODYNAMICS in a action packed 2 minute uneven duel.
FRIED CHICKEN vanquished FACE BREAKER in a 2 minute brutal one-sided struggle.
(J)AY (C)EE luckily beat CLEOPATRA in a exciting 7 minute brutal duel.
ROLLERCOASTER savagely defeated PUDDING PARADE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
MUSASHI was devastated by BURGATORY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
HANNIBAL was subdued by HERPES THE LUVBUG in a exciting 3 minute gruesome contest.
TRUMAN CAPOTE bested FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a 2 minute brawl.
PIPE LAYER subdued RAGING FIRE in a exciting 1 minute gory contest.
GORDIAN was luckily beaten by SWORDBREAKER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle.
DADDY devastated ADAM in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RAY was devastated by DOAMER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
THE LIMELIGHT viciously subdued CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a exciting 3 minute match.
ACUTE overpowered JONES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLAMELESS COOK was overpowered by LOCKED IN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
LEGION '8' delivered the death blow upon CHIP in a exciting 3 minute battle.
ELEVEN BLADE was demolished by DRY KEG in a popular 1 minute uneven conflict.
MARK was narrowly defeated by FLESHRENDER in a popular 3 minute match.
FRANK was vanquished by THE POLARIZER in a popular 1 minute mismatched bout.
SNAPPY GEORGE overpowered <RETARDED RV> in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PELICAN was handily defeated by THE 13TH WARRIOR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
2 + 2 = 4 was demolished by GLITTER MARKS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
COCAINE bested NOLAN ORGEL in a 3 minute match.
HOT TOMATO overpowered XYLZ AREE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SQUEEZE CHEESE was viciously subdued by BOISE in a exciting 3 minute competition.
JOHNNY B GOODE overpowered LETHE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
PYGMY SHREW viciously subdued CONNOR MACLEOD in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
IN THE PIG! was bested by COL SALOMON in a action packed 3 minute fray.
GWEN RYDER handily defeated ABRA-HAM! in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
CARNAL devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  75         PARRY-STRIKE      35 -  26 -  1      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   39         LUNGING ATTACK   349 - 287 - 11      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 31         BASHING ATTACK    41 -  37 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     23         SLASHING ATTACK  149 - 136 -  1      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 23         PARRY-LUNGE       73 -  75 -  2      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                      19         AIMED BLOW        81 -  84 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     16         TOTAL PARRY       88 - 103 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         WALL OF STEEL    131 - 158 -  2      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   88 - 108 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     28 -  41 -  0      41  |

Turn 463 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     6 -  1     WALL OF STEEL     18 - 21         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK   18 - 13     PARRY-LUNGE        5 - 11         1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        11 -  8     STRIKING ATTACK    6 - 17         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  3                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    41 - 34                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       12 - 11                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BELIAL 7-3838             106  69  2  412 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
WALL OF STEEL    JOHN HOLMES 69-7255        60  33  1  289 GIFTED (3978)
SLASHING ATTACK  EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586  74  61  2  287 MAGICK (3778)
LUNGING ATTACK   ANKLEBITER 22-1163         53  43  3  287 THE REPUBLICANS (114)
BASHING ATTACK   GLACIER 75-2046            70  42  3  262 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
TOTAL PARRY      SIR VIVOR 10-4065          79  40  0  256 SIR AGLIO (2079)
PARRY-STRIKE     FOXY LADY 18-2695          51  41  0  234 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-LUNGE      BABY HUEY 31-1715          42  36  5  211 LOONY TOONS (1419)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505  54  32  0  208 SPECIAL ED (2722)
STRIKING ATTACK  ACHILLES 65-3928           28  10  2  204 I'M HISTORY (3279)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was CLEOPATRA 65-3793.  The ten other most popular fighters were SNIPE 
HUNTER 4-3708, TSUNAMI 75-2214, ACHILLES 65-3928, LANCELOT 25-3794, RABID DOG 
82-1078, LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021, SIMILDE 51-4248, SLANT EDISON 60-2598, COMFORTABLY 
NUMB 96-855, and A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258.

The least popular fighter this week was XYLZ AREE 25-4987.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, <RETARDED RV> 7-5279, FRANK 3-5707, 
BLAMELESS COOK 71-2362, ADAM 7-4830, RAGING FIRE 29-4407, MUSASHI 65-3795, RETARD 
68-7501, F. TIM 78-2315, and JERICO 7-4862.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  3 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         5  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             5  4 0  POINT(27)            0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  4 0  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  2 0  LAPUR(29)            1  4 0  ARADI(60)            9  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  3 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  JURINE(61)           2  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  3 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       4  3 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  5 0  ARVAT(32)            2  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  3  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        5  6 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  3 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          3  0 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        4  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  SENTERN(70)          0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  2 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         3  2 1  
WILLAF(16)           0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  3 0  ZENSU(40)            1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  8 0  
TALCAMA(18)         16 13 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  5 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  3 0  VEASTIAN(43)         3  2 0  DWES EG(82)          8  3 0  
SOLVEN(22)           5  3 0  CAER(48)             2  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  1 0  
TI(23)               2  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        2  4 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            28  27  2  203  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         69  44  1  218  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         43  44  1  197  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 49  54  2  194  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 BELIAL 7-3838              106  69  2  412  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 THE BIG 'E' 9-4474          46  35  0  224  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           79  40  0  256  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532      18  17  0   49  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 LIBERTY BELLE 12-5448       25  33  0  158  POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515)     RIZTAB
 ARCOS 13-3373               31  62  2  217  EL EQUIDO (3225)           DULLENS
 JONES 14-1283               20 114  4   43  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       49  28  2  201  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        37  22  1  198  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 DOMINO 17-3227              58  44  2  178  THE OFFENDERS (1987)       ALJAFIR
 IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       19   3  0  279  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               27  29  2  177  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        34  10  1  272  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 ANKLEBITER 22-1163          53  43  3  287  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  54  32  0  208  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 LANCELOT 25-3794            42  35  2  252  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    51  32  1  226  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      22  17  0   78  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          28  27  1  205  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     29  78  1  162  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             28  28  1   79  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 BABY HUEY 31-1715           42  36  5  211  LOONY TOONS (1419)         CHIMLEVTAL
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          40  38  1  178  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          31  29  0  167  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        43  43  0  189  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         48  49  2  217  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              53  19  1  229  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035       85  54  0  180  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           19  57  0   53  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 SELEX 40-3039               27   7  0  188  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        19  17  1  223  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 JIMBY 42-3777               45  39  1  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PEEG 43-2613               131 127  3  216  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 JR. GORK 48-1909            43  18  0  222  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               59  84  0  151  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 F-ARUBA 51-4601             50  38  1  215  PLACES TO GO (4178)        TRICORUS
 ELEVEN BLADE 56-3721        19   9  0   53  GENERAL SURGERY (4850)     ROCANIS
 RASCALLY RABBIT 59-1338     32  24  0  195  THE WILLBURYS 1 (3942)     ILLIS
 EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586   74  61  2  287  MAGICK (3778)              ARADI
 SPYDER 61-2675              15  10  0  194  THEIVES GUILD (4328)       JURINE
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  39  27  0  215  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 PIPE LAYER 63-2406          25  10  0   85  WORKING MEN (4752)         AMEN-TEI
 COM DOT 65-6217             47  27  0  224  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 THE PINK RANGER 68-9166     33  24  1  190  SUPERIOR FORCES X (3582)   FIREHOLD
 JOHN HOLMES 69-7255         60  33  1  289  GIFTED (3978)              CIMMERIAC
 PERFECT LOVER 70-7341       13   7  0  121  KANSAS (4612)              SENTERN
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     35  36  0  187  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 BLISS 74-2940               27  15  0  160  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 GLACIER 75-2046             70  42  3  262  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIDAHS 77-176               35  28  3  184  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
 F. TIM 78-2315              30  34  1  125  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 A DIFFERENT GRAPE 82-1258   39  28  1  203  MY WIFE'S COSMETICS (4246) DWES EG
 COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855     27  13  5  221  FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             24  19  5  233  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE