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Date   : 05/25/2004    Duedate: 06/07/2004

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-464

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-PIMPS 9/4318           16    6  0 72.7      WYLDERNESS WYLD 16/4877               
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          SWIFT CURRENT 60/4684                 
    IT'S JUST WRONG 16/4876                  15 I AM SUCK 82/4760     325  246  5 56.9
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          ENVENOMED 82/4693                     
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                 
  2-CEASE TO EXI 14/4871  725  355 10 67.1      ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                 
    POWER AND FATE 25/4872                   16 GET SMART 27/4066     930  719 13 56.4
  3 THE BOLT 62/4779      365  197  5 64.9      PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987               
    THEIVES GUILD 61/4328                       WORKING MEN 63/4752                   
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345              
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                        LOST SOULS II 4/2818                  
    MY ROCK BAND 60/3110                        OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808              
    MIKE'S INK 62/4677                          MAIN COURSE 82/4440                   
  4 DEATH REALM 69/4105   684  393  8 63.5      LOST SOULS II 9/2309                  
    THE MOTHERSHIP II 19/3104                17-BLOOD OATH 30/4879    190  149  3 56.0
    GET OUTTA MY WAY 18/4890                 18 THE MASTER C 38/4894    5    4  0 55.6
  5 BABES 36/3876        2520 1607 47 61.1   19 FRUIT PUPPET 37/2520  276  229  1 54.7
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430                 
    BOY O'S 51/4027                          20 PLACES TO GO 51/4178  225  196  1 53.4
    HEROES 77/3408                              CAMERON CRAZIES 9/3908                
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622             
    THE BEARS 46/712                            METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                
    THE BEARS 48/677                            CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                        21 SPECIAL ED 23/2722    209  186  1 52.9
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471               
  6 UNTOUCHABLES 18/3633    3    2  0 60.0   22 VELVET GREEN 11/4892  255  230  1 52.6
  7 KA-POW! 15/3970      1130  772 13 59.4   23 QUBIT 10/4490         918  829 10 52.5
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
  8 THE BLUES 11/4893      26   18  0 59.1      TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    THE BLUES IX 9/4886                         TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
  9 CLUB CULTURE 60/4637  298  207  6 59.0      VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
 10 FOOD FIGHT 33/3860     77   54  0 58.8   24 SACRILEGIOUS 15/4838  111  101  2 52.4
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                    25 MAGICK 60/3778        346  320  9 52.0
 11 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796   29   21  1 58.0      EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452            
    FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709                FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331               
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      CARTOUCHE 51/3495                     
 12 KANSAS 70/4612       1510 1109 16 57.7      ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583             
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    AND SO IT BEGINS 65/4306              
    THE GUARDIANS 21/3624                    26 ENIGMA 62/4768        149  141  1 51.4
    BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305                      ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
    POLITICALLYINCORRECT 68/4864                TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    STOOPID MOVIES 82/4759                      82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    CROSS BREED 82/4784                         JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500                 
    WANNABEES 71/4626                        27 ROYAL FLUSH 47/33     182  179  1 50.4
    D.O.A. 71/4770                           28-MY WIFE'S CO 82/4246   94   93  1 50.3
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                29 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  584  583  9 50.0
    THE GUYS 68/4180                            SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    DARK CIRCLE PETS II 73/4794                 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/4670           
 13 MEOW MIX 21/4519      179  131  3 57.7      SUPERIOR FORCES IJ 65/4610            
 14 DELTA DOOM 17/4745      4    3  0 57.1      SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/3582             
    MITHRAL HALO 62/4873                        SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145            
    THE SIERRAS 19/4891                         SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601                     SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
 30 IT'S NEW! 6/4887        9    9  0 50.0   49 DREAM PARK 9/4786      20   27  0 42.6
    NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/4896                  1988 DODGERS 74/4753                  
    SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                       I'M HISTORY 65/3279                   
 31 BLACKHEART'S 16/4844    4    4  0 50.0      MUTANT LEAGUE 72/4885                 
 32 BOOGIE NIGHT 43/2800  705  709  6 49.9   50 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    549  779  6 41.3
    DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608                    LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                
    WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433                  MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
 33 ROMPER ROOM 60/4068   274  275  3 49.9      ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
 34-LOONY TOONS 31/1419   140  141  0 49.8      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    THE WILLBURYS 13 13/3990                    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    THE WILLBURYS 1 59/3942                     WILD KINGDOM 35/4193                  
 35 LEGALESE 75/4658      170  180  3 48.6      SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595                          REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                   51 TOWNSVILLAIN 10/4484    7   11  0 38.9
    HEROESANDFOUNDONES 17/4487                  POWERPUFF GIRLS 12/4515               
 36 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680   35   38  1 47.9   52 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507    32   52  0 38.1
    CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734                    JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683                 
 37 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  144  162  0 47.1   53 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   12   22  1 35.3
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                    54 MEN 29/4412           599 1126 11 34.7
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       JOHNS 5/3510                          
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                       TALES 43/2584                         
 38 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  360  408  6 46.9      HABIT 78/4547                         
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     STORIES 49/2835                       
 39 GIFTED 69/3978        781  907  9 46.3      WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    NASTY PETS 82/4846                          MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        MIKES 14/3982                         
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                  55-PIG BATTALIO 33/4717   21   40  0 34.4
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        THE EXPLORERS 59/2235                 
 40 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  686  832  8 45.2   56-MAD SCIENTIST 18/392  738 1441  3 33.9
 41 GENERAL SURG 56/4850   80   97  0 45.2      THE BLAK PHALANX 12/4476              
 42 SCARLET KNIG 11/4866   50   62  0 44.6      UTOPIARELIGIOSO 4/4874                
 43 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      250  318  1 44.0   57 BLUE MOON 9/3907      439  938  4 31.9
 44-GENOCIDE 51/4423       37   47  1 44.0      FAVORITE GUYS 61/4069                 
    THE WARRIORS 10/438                         SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    PRAETORIAN GUARD 10/4192                    GAMES LIBRARY 3/3481                  
 45-SHADOW GOLD 71/4883    16   21  0 43.2      HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
 46 BIRDS 41/4735         155  206  1 42.9      CARDOW HUNTERS 13/3697                
    THE OFFENDERS 17/1987                       DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                      THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
    RESCUE 77/3887                           58 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   55  124  0 30.7
    ERRATA 25/3564                           59-SOLARAN BERSE 40/698    4   13  0 23.5
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                    60 DARQUE FORCE 71/4882    0    3  0  0.0
    EL EQUIDO 13/3225                           THE FINAL FANTASY 74/4895             
 47 BLADE ZEN 74/4492      57   76  0 42.9      DARQUE FORCES 31/4880                 
    FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                        DARQUE FORCES 72/4884                 
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                      DARQUE FORCES 45/4881                 
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                    61 TEAM GNASTY 12/4878     0    2  0  0.0
 48 WIDOWMAKERS 43/4836     3    4  0 42.9   62-CHILDREN OF  61/4888    0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

My fellow immigrants to the lost isle of Talahya,

     What a pleasure it is to see you on this lovely spring day.  At least, I'm sure
it is a lovely spring day somewhere out there beyond the mist.  And we do have
flowers blooming.
     Center for Olds was wisely avoided by The Republicans.
     Let's play a little game, shall we?  I'll give you a list of noteworthy points
and a list of fights, and you tell me which fight goes with which point.  (Note: the
number of noteworthies may not match the number of fights.)

Death
Overall Popularity Leader
Tower Guardian
Least Popular
Most Challenged
This Week's Favorite
Foundation Spot Holder
Longest Fight
Tournament Victor

HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (106-148-2,170) of SAND DANCERS fought JULIA (60-4651) (27-
29-0,136) of ROMPER ROOM.   HO-CHAN THE AXE beat JULIA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute
gruesome duel.

BOISE (18-6687) (21-4-1,91) of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N fought LOCKED IN (32-4049) (15-4-
1,73) of CALL THE PRIEST.  BOISE butchered LOCKED IN in a 1 minute uneven duel.

COMFORTABLY NUMB (96-855) (27-13-5,221) of FLOYD'S PINK BRO' TV challenged BELIAL (7-
3838) (106-69-2,412) of WICKED MARTYRS.  COMFORTABLY NUMB was viciously subdued by
BELIAL in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.

MATA HARI (41-3812) (34-25-0,186) of FIST OF FIVE fought TSUNAMI (75-2214) (29-9-
2,202) of FORCE OF NATURE.  MATA HARI outlasted TSUNAMI in an exciting 7 minute
contest.

E. VICTOR (9-4864) (20-16-2,175) of LETTER BOMBS challenged SULACCO (4-5128) (25-19-
2,162) of DEATH ON A STIK.  E. VICTOR viciously butchered SULACCO in a 2 minute gory
Challenge match.

COUCH POTATO (3-2985) (69-44-1,218) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT fought LINDA LOVELACE (43-
3149) (46-21-1,194) of BOOGIE NIGHTS.  COUCH POTATO was savagely defeated by LINDA
LOVELACE in a 8 minute fight.

RAY (62-3611) (14-6-0,37) of THE BOLT fought ABRA-HAM! (15-4563) (15-10-0,38) of
SACRILEGIOUS MEAT.  RAY overpowered ABRA-HAM! in a 1 minute mismatched battle.

BURGER KING (47-4152) (30-25-2,133) of ROYAL FLUSH fought CORAL SNAKE (65-5017) (21-
8-0,146) of ALL THAT SLITHERS.  BURGER KING was murdered by CORAL SNAKE in a 1 minute
bloody one-sided duel.

ANTEZEL (16-4988) (15-10-1,56) of WYLDERNESS WYLD fought DOAMER (18-2265) (24-25-
1,74) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  ANTEZEL was devastated by DOAMER in a 1 minute mismatched
bout.

     I look forward to seeing your answers next cycle.  Cheerio!

                                                                   Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BELIAL 7-3838              107  69  2  427  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586   75  61  2  306  MAGICK (3778)              ARADI
 JOHN HOLMES 69-7255         61  33  1  303  GIFTED (3978)              CIMMERIAC
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        35  10  1  287  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   46  54  0  283  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 GLACIER 75-2046             71  42  3  268  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           80  40  0  261  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 THE EXPLOITER 22-1226       57  36  1  257  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           44  38  1  249  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARCINKO 97-961             25  19  5  247  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 FOXY LADY 18-2695           52  41  0  246  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TEDDY BEAR 35-2828          39  19  2  241  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           68  53  0  238  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GORDON 36-4536              54  19  1  238  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 PEEG 43-2613               132 127  3  235  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636        54  32  4  230  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     49  39  1  228  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 EVERSTORM 69-641            51  44  2  227  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 MAGMA 75-2049               69  47  0  226  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 JR. GORK 48-1909            44  18  0  225  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 BURST 25-3654               39  30  1  221  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708         39  43  2  220  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 KHIRZA 7-1862              116 132  3  219  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
-SIDON 31-3712               34  23  2  219  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      47  21  1  218  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
 D. FILER 9-4721             43  13  1  216  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            29  27  2  216  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         44  44  1  214  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 WOUNDHEALER 65-4496         13   5  1  214  BOOK OF SWORDS (4305)      DAL SHANG
 TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  55  32  0  213  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 SERAPH 69-5725              29  11  1  212  DEATH REALM (4105)         CIMMERIAC
 AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941        56  39  7  211  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-BABY HUEY 31-1715           42  36  5  211  LOONY TOONS (1419)         CHIMLEVTAL
 MATA HARI 41-3812           35  25  0  211  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 E. VICTOR 9-4864            21  16  3  210  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    45  51  0  209  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JACKASS 21-4526             26  26  0  209  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
-SALLY RIDE 77-2378          33  25  2  208  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 SORROW 1-2863               41  28  2  207  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855     27  14  5  206  FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 F-ARUBA 51-4601             50  39  1  205  PLACES TO GO (4178)        TRICORUS
 BRUNO 51-4332               37  18  2  205  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 SELEX 40-3039               28   7  0  205  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 DOMINO 17-3227              59  44  2  204  THE OFFENDERS (1987)       ALJAFIR
 PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035       86  54  0  203  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829      71  69  6  203  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LOUANNSALLY 18-4564         46  45  3  203  OUT OF THE HILLS (2808)    TALCAMA
 ARCOS 13-3373               31  63  2  203  EL EQUIDO (3225)           DULLENS
 SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873     24  17  1  203  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         69  45  1  202  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          37  34  0  202  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 THE PINK RANGER 68-9166     34  24  1  202  SUPERIOR FORCES X (3582)   FIREHOLD
 LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021      25   9  0  202  AND SO IT BEGINS (4306)    DAL SHANG
-JACOB 10-233                57  71  2  201  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 MAELSTROM 75-2202           53  28  1  201  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
-YOSEMITE SAM 31-1488        42  33  0  201  LOONY TOONS (1419)         CHIMLEVTAL
 SPYDER 61-2675              16  10  0  201  THEIVES GUILD (4328)       JURINE
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       49  29  2  200  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 THE BIG 'E' 9-4474          46  36  0  200  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
 SIR CUITOUS 10-4514         44  32  0  200  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 HARRY THE AXE 48-3622       39  34  2  200  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 SIDAHS 77-176               36  28  3  200  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        31  28  0  200  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 KYLIE 18-6057               26  21  1  200  UNTOUCHABLES (3633)        TALCAMA
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    38  30  4  199  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     36  36  0  199  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 PIVOT 60-4811               28  13  1  199  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 STONEWALL 25-3895           33  41  2  198  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          28  28  1  198  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    67  59  1  197  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 UNBRIDLED 15-3923           45  32  1  197  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 VORTEX 75-1870              70  72  0  196  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     51  32  2  196  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 JIMBY 42-3777               45  40  1  196  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LANCELOT 25-3794            42  36  2  196  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-RASCALLY RABBIT 59-1338     32  24  0  195  THE WILLBURYS 1 (3942)     ILLIS
 TOADY 60-3097               30  19  1  195  MY ROCK BAND (3110)        ARADI
-HOT HAZEL 98-608            21  28  4  195  JUNKYARD WARS (4500)       SYVYN'S HILL
 THE BEAST 3-5547            53  68  0  194  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SLANT EDISON 60-2598        49  21  1  194  MY ROCK BAND (3110)        ARADI
 TSUNAMI 75-2214             29  10  2  194  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 PEACE 19-4280               28  29  2  194  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       19   4  0  194  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           72  54  0  193  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    51  33  1  193  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        44  43  0  193  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         41  46  3  193  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        36  24  1  193  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        19  18  1  193  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 RICO 51-5016                29  14  1  192  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           26  18  1  192  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 ZIN 3-4197                  48  75  0  191  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI
 CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509  27  14  2  191  CARNAGE CANARIES (4734)    SUNSET
 VICTORY 75-757              17  17  2  191  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 ANKLEBITER 22-1163          53  44  3  190  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         48  50  2  189  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 ACHILLES 65-3928            28  11  2  189  I'M HISTORY (3279)         DAL SHANG
 AVALANCHE 75-2213           27  10  1  189  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    52  58  0  188  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 QRAPPY 10-4761              42  53  1  188  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 TAXES 22-1661               29  24  1  188  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  39  28  0  187  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 GLORY 1-6847                44  42  0  186  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127     38  36  1  186  DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608)    CIMMERIAC
 EASTWOOD 7-4788             36  27  1  186  GUNFIGHTERS (4595)         BONSUR
 COM DOT 65-6217             47  28  0  185  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 PISTOL 65-6205              49  39  1  183  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
-BANKRUPT 71-3786            48  28  0  182  SHADOW GOLD (4883)         KYR'TERR
 MOJO JOJO 10-4643           31  34  2  182  TOWNSVILLAINS (4484)       KOLACT
 POPE 5-4090                 49  55  2  181  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      30  28  0  181  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-MAGELLAN 59-126             29  33  0  181  THE EXPLORERS (2235)       ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        37  23  1  180  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 LARCENY 75-2720             30  21  0  180  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 CORAL SNAKE 65-5017         22   8  1  180  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG
 EARTHQUAKE 75-1663          85  62  2  179  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 LUGH 4-3809                 35  23  3  178  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
-BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856      32  31  1  178  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           30  25  0  178  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-BIG BROTHER 3-5568          50  67  1  177  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 STILLWATER 25-3762          27  53  0  176  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 PINK HEART 62-3643          16   2  2  176  MIKE'S INK (4677)          VALAMANTIS
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      42  26  0  175  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   46  41  3  174  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BLACK RHINO 71-1834         45  32  1  173  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 VELVET VIXEN 9-3275         36  39  0  173  LOST SOULS II (2309)       ZUKAL
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     107 148  2  172  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 DADDY BEAR 46-1910          35   4  0  172  THE BEARS (712)            ARDIVENT
-STRONGEST #3 40-173         47  95  1  171  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       38  36  1  171  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 BLUE MEANIE 60-4814         35  18  0  171  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HEARSAY 75-2721             27  18  3  171  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        34  14  0  170  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 BLISS 74-2940               28  15  0  168  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      52  49  1  167  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   40  22  0  166  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SEITAN 17-4403              37  38  1  165  KINDRED OF KAOS (2471)     ALJAFIR
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          31  30  0  164  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CHARLIE 61-2873             54  48  0  162  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
 SIMILDE 51-4248             51  94  0  161  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 SULACCO 4-5128              25  20  2  161  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 LIBERTY BELLE 12-5448       25  34  0  160  POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515)     RIZTAB
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     29  79  1  159  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
-VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018        45  32  3  157  GENOCIDE (4423)            TRICORUS
 F. TIM 78-2315              31  34  1  155  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 ELEKTRA 4-3652              31  15  0  155  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 SIRTON 82-9190              14   2  0  155  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 HOFFA 49-3185               59  85  0  154  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          40  39  1  154  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 HATSHEPSUT 51-4157          55  74  1  153  CARTOUCHE (3495)           TRICORUS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CULUBRA 10-235              52  69  0  150  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         32  24  1  150  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          25  36  0  150  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 NOFX 19-3180                64  36  2  148  THE MOTHERSHIP II (3104)   ZUWAYZA
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        16  10  0  148  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    24  22  0  147  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       27  25  3  146  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 NORAF 82-3856               13   8  0  146  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 GIGANTA 62-3197             37  47  2  144  SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145)  VALAMANTIS
-TYRE 31-3713                30  22  0  143  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 JULIA 60-4651               27  30  0  143  ROMPER ROOM (4068)         ARADI
 VIGO 18-6086                22   5  0  142  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
-BLACK ARCHER 12-3712         6   0  0  142  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        27  21  0  141  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            53  54  4  139  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 MIKE BELIEVE 12-5552        25  26  0  139  POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515)     RIZTAB
 FROG SLAYER 21-4021         24  18  0  139  THE GUARDIANS (3624)       SUNSET
 ACK VERT 18-7429            33  23  1  138  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 JOHN 29-4177                45  60  0  137  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 RUG BURN 18-3702            25  32  4  136  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SMALL CAT 13-4200           47  74  1  132  CARDOW HUNTERS (3697)      DULLENS
 BURGER KING 47-4152         30  26  2  130  ROYAL FLUSH (33)           NORTH FORK
 LAME AIM 22-5656            22  13  1  129  GLADIATION FOLLY (4345)    SOLVEN
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           21  12  1  129  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     24  31  3  128  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BOISE 18-6687               22   4  2  124  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
-SPEEDY GONZALEZ 31-1487     33  33  2  122  LOONY TOONS (1419)         CHIMLEVTAL
-PERFECT LOVER 70-7341       13   7  0  121  KANSAS (4612)              SENTERN
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        34  35  1  120  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661       28   6  0  120  MAIN COURSE (4440)         DWES EG
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   23  13  0  119  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 ROLLERCOASTER 65-5946       14   2  1  119  SUPERIOR FORCES IJ (4610)  DAL SHANG
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   35  16  1  115  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CLINTON 22-2516             29  21  1  114  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         35  43  0  111  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223    18  11  0  111  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 BLONDIE 36-5723             21  20  1  109  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 NUNZIO 51-4799              21   9  1  109  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 DARK GERBIL 82-6762         16   9  2  109  CROSS BREED (4784)         DWES EG
 COBRA 29-4355               20  15  1  108  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 RABID DOG 82-1078           14   7  0  104  NASTY PETS (4846)          DWES EG
 TIBERIOUS 17-6209           28  16  1  103  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    26  27  0  101  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GHENGIS KHAN 17-6205        28  14  0  100  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
-SIANNA 40-3914              27  18  1  100  BEYOND THE PALE (3897)     ZENSU
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       24  20  1  100  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
-TURKEY JOE 22-5825          20  40  0  100  THE ZOO (3925)             SOLVEN
 BIGGLES 60-6032             26  35  0   99  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            14   7  1   99  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
-(J)AY (C)EE 13-2647         32  18  0   98  THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990)    DULLENS
-MORROCCO MOLE 18-7654       25  22  1   98  BEAST MASTERS (4605)       TALCAMA
-EVE 72-4596                 13   4  0   98  DARQUE FORCES (4884)       DRAGONHEAD
-4-0 PROLENE 56-2570         25  21  1   96  GENERAL SURGERY (4850)     ROCANIS
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        26  31  0   95  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PIPE LAYER 63-2406          26  10  0   95  WORKING MEN (4752)         AMEN-TEI
-THE 13TH WARRIOR 82-6346     6   3  0   91  STOOPID MOVIES (4759)      DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SODOM 31-4368               21  10  1   90  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       31  24  1   89  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DRY KEG 33-6679             24  37  0   89  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-SUGARBEET 7-5219            23  19  1   89  SUGAR AND SPICE (4733)     BONSUR
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          22  16  5   89  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 SWORDBREAKER 43-1087        28  19  0   88  WIDOWMAKERS (4836)         VEASTIAN
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         26  24  1   88  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 COCAINE 78-2311             24  45  0   87  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      23  17  0   87  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
 DALLAS 18-6860              13  27  0   87  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 NEPHRON 30-4147             29  28  1   86  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 AKLAR 62-3700               19  12  1   85  MITHRAL HALO (4873)        VALAMANTIS
 CLEOPATRA 65-3793           17  14  1   85  I'M HISTORY (3279)         DAL SHANG
 RETARD 68-7501               8   7  0   85  POLITICALLYINCORRECT (4864 FIREHOLD
 KITTY CHOWDER 21-5466       24  11  1   84  CARNAGE CANARIES (4734)    SUNSET
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      26  11  0   83  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DOAMER 18-2265              25  25  1   83  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       20  11  0   83  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      19   4  1   83  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 DADDY 62-3640               16  10  0   82  MIKE'S INK (4677)          VALAMANTIS
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     19   6  0   81  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (4896)  DWES EG
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      26  29  0   80  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 KING BEAR 35-3629           24  11  1   80  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 MAGENTA 3-5711              42  64  0   76  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 ED 209 5-3955               26  30  4   76  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
-GATE WITCH 42-3953          22  10  0   76  FLAGG'S FIVE (4579)        RODEKI
-GLIMMOR 21-5503             22  10  0   76  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 DINGO 35-3716               21   9  1   76  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 HOT TOMATO 33-6305          18  18  0   76  VEGGIES (4058)             NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 GWEN RYDER 9-4867           21   8  0   75  DREAM PARK (4786)          ZUKAL
 CREME A. SHUN 17-6152       15  11  1   75  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 FACE BREAKER 43-1099        25  20  0   74  WIDOWMAKERS (4836)         VEASTIAN
-KIRK GIBSON 74-3230         22  14  1   74  1988 DODGERS (4753)        DAIYLA KIV
 TYCANE 60-6001              20  12  1   74  SWIFT CURRENT (4684)       ARADI
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         16   6  3   74  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104       28  17  0   73  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 KEOKOTAH 33-6471            19  11  2   73  SACKETT'S & CO. (4601)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           15   5  1   73  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 FLESHRENDER 43-1108         24  21  0   72  WIDOWMAKERS (4836)         VEASTIAN
-A-10 33-2563                19  24  1   72  PIG BATTALION (4717)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 B.B. KING 11-6072           17  18  3   72  THE BLUES (4893)           ARUAK CITY
 ACUTE 60-6048               17   8  0   72  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 MARK 5-4088                 37  67  2   71  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            21  20  1   70  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
-THE POLARIZER 18-7025       20  10  1   70  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MUKAARTH 16-5156            20   8  3   68  BLACKHEART'S AXE (4844)    WILLAF
 CHIP 60-4413                 6   6  0   68  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 RAGING FIRE 29-4407         17   5  2   67  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 BURGATORY 15-4532           16  24  1   67  SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (4838)   MALCORN
 LETHE 9-4782                31  29  2   66  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 GORDIAN 63-2104             21  15  0   66  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 BUBBA 7-4833                22  48  0   64  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 CALIAPHUS 16-5159           20   8  0   64  BLACKHEART'S AXE (4844)    WILLAF
 CLAW 21-5337                20   7  1   63  MEOW MIX (4519)            SUNSET
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           19  17  3   63  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SETZER GABBIANI 74-3485     17  18  2   63  THE FINAL FANTASY (4895)   DAIYLA KIV
-MARTINE 61-3231             17  10  0   61  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
 <RETARDED RV> 7-5279        20   5  0   60  DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (4670 BONSUR
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532      19  17  0   60  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 BLUE 19-4647                15   4  0   60  THE SIERRAS (4891)         ZUWAYZA
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   25  36  0   59  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TALON 18-7782               17   9  0   59  GET OUTTA MY WAY (4890)    TALCAMA
-LIGHT DA' PYRE 33-7063      16   9  1   58  WHEN DOGMA FAILS (4750)    NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           16  13  1   58  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
-HOOSIER DADDY 7-5380        16  10  0   58  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
-STEEL MONKEY 11-5196        16   7  2   57  VELVET GREEN (4892)        ARUAK CITY
 SCRAG'S LIZARD 73-4988      13   9  1   56  DARK CIRCLE PETS II (4794) ERINIKA
-TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454        1   2  0   55  THE GUYS (4180)            FIREHOLD
 RAY 62-3611                 15   6  0   52  THE BOLT (4779)            VALAMANTIS
 ANTEZEL 16-4988             15  11  1   51  WYLDERNESS WYLD (4877)     WILLAF
 CARNAL 21-5388              27  19  0   50  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 ELEVEN BLADE 56-3721        19  10  0   50  GENERAL SURGERY (4850)     ROCANIS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           19  58  0   50  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 HANNIBAL 65-3794            16  14  1   50  I'M HISTORY (3279)         DAL SHANG
-SHYLAYLA MINOR 10-5066      19  11  0   49  PRAETORIAN GUARD (4192)    KOLACT
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         16  17  1   49  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 PELICAN 41-3949             15   8  0   49  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
-L. FRANK BAUM 82-19586      14   6  0   48  OZ RETURNS (4875)          DWES EG
 JERICO 7-4862               17  46  0   47  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 ROBERT BYRD 22-6039         15  12  0   46  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 BLAMELESS COOK 71-2362      10   4  0   46  WANNABEES (4626)           KYR'TERR
 JONES 14-1283               20 115  4   45  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 MUSASHI 65-3795             19  11  0   45  I'M HISTORY (3279)         DAL SHANG
-SUSAN STO HELIT 40-4013     13   6  0   45  THE DISC (4870)            ZENSU
 FRANK 3-5707                37  70  1   44  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 POTOMACC 21-5489            18  16  0   44  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 SPENCER 62-3610             13   8  2   44  THE BOLT (4779)            VALAMANTIS
 ADAM 7-4830                 20  50  2   42  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    18  16  1   41  TEAM GNASTY (4878)         RIZTAB
-CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   11   4  0   40  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 LEGION '8' 71-2369           5   2  1   38  D.O.A. (4770)              KYR'TERR
 ABRA-HAM! 15-4563           15  11  0   29  SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (4838)   MALCORN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
LOCKED IN 32-4049          15   5  1 CALL THE PRIEST 4839   BOISE 18-6687          464
SULACCO 4-5128             25  20  2 DEATH ON A STIK 4706   E. VICTOR 9-4864       464
BURGER KING 47-4152        30  26  2 ROYAL FLUSH 33         CORAL SNAKE 65-5017    464

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Judge -- Man, you got me this turn. I'll be sure to give it back to you. -- Al Gore

Culubra -- Thanks for the skills. No thanks for the loss. -- Clinton

Nephron -- Skills are good; a win would have been, as well. -- Al Gore

Lady Luck -- SHEER luck. -- Glory

Carpet Burn -- I know what you mean. I would gladly burn all carpets. -- Ho-Chan

Seitan -- A win is always a pleasant surprise. Thanks. -- Similde

Liberty Belle -- That wasn't a puff, more of a biff. -- Zin

Perfect Lover -- Couldn't prove it by me. -- Small Cat

S. Mary Rose -- I can see that mud-wrestling just isn't your thing. -- Charlie

Cocaine -- For THIS, I fought a hard year and graduated? Inactivity, here I come! --
Nolan Orgel
P.S.  Please!

Hot Tomato -- Well, we'll just have to get one of the Tomato Enforcers in here, won't
we? -- Xylz Aree

      Hush!  They might hear you.  The T.E. has ears everywhere. -- G

Johnny B Goode -- I've heard about you. I wish you would take the time NOT to be
goode once in a while. -- Lethe

Victory -- Not this time, but it was a good try.  Did you mean to come out with no
weapons? -- Khirza

6 May 2004
                                     DEATH FEST

     The ferocious ghosts of former glories whispered across the wind swept sands of
DM 59; agonizing incessantly due to the diminutive demise of the Delarq arena known
as Illis.
     Tattered banners and forgotten memories wailed in the wind for a dynamic death
march to dawn once more upon the blood stained sands of the Delarq slow arena.
     The distant call crying for  a declaration of restoration amidst the ruin of the
all but forgotten Delarq arena carried to the far corners of Alastari; drawing the
Devious, the Diabolical, the Dangerous and the Down Challenging to cross blades and
wage warfare among an assemblage of new stables managed by the Known and Unknown;
willing to spill fresh blood, while carving their destiny during 15 Rounds of contest
driven combat to be known as the "Illis Incredibly Diabolical Delarq Death Fest".
     A lone cloaked figure huddled by lamplight in a remote outpost near the
crossroads of ElseWhere and ElseWhen; feverishly formulating the foundational
framework for the dawning of the Delarq Death Fest in DM 59, complete with
Gladiatorial Commission sanctioned prizes to promote the growing thirst for a Delarq
Slow Arena Death Festival.

     Delarq Death Fest Opening Round debuts the first turn immediately following the
Summer 2004 F2F Tourney and continues through the completion of 15 consecutive
rounds.
     Death Fest points are Won or Lost ONLY in the DM 59 Delarq Slow Arena [Tourneys
DO NOT Add or Subtract from the Death Fest Point Scoring System]:

Death Fest Scoring Format:
Win =3D +2 pts
Loss =3D -1 pt
Kill =3D +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Death =3D -3 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]
Dark Arena Kill =3D +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Dark Arena Death =3D -5 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]

Revenged Blood Feud =3D +5 pts [successful Revenged Blood Feud provides Death Fest
contestants the opportunity to cancel out 3 pts for Death and 1 pt for Loss; while
gaining +1 pt overall for the Revenged Blood Feud in addition to the +2 pts for Win]

    DEATH FEST PRIZES will be awarded to the Top Ten Death Fest Stables on the basis
of Total Points*** accumulated during the 15 rounds of competition as follows:

1.  Favorite Weapon Knowledge for 1 (one) warrior ranked Initiate or higher on the
Final Round to be revealed by RSI to each of the Top Ten Death Fest Stables
2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters and NPCs [yet to be determined according to how
many DA Monsters and NPCs are available in DM 59 for Renaming]
3.  The Top Five Death Fest Stables will receive New Team Rollup Certificates as
follows:  1st (10), 2nd (8), 3rd (6), 4th (4) and 5th (2)
4.  Renaming Illis Arena for 6 months plus Receiving 6 months Free Play courtesy of
RSI will be awarded to the manager of the 1st Place Death Fest Stable
5.  Discussions are underway regarding a possible Special Award granted to the Illis
Iron Stable qualifiers who compete in 67 of a possible 75 fights during the course of
the 15 consecutive rounds of the Death Fest [Key Factor is How Many (?) stables will
be competing in the Death Fest without drawing away participation by current managers
in the remaining slow arenas!]  Therefore, it is important for all managers entering
stables in DM 59 for the upcoming Death Fest to contact RSI as soon as possible
regarding their participation in this contest so that a Final Ruling on the proposed
Illis Iron Stable Award can be issued by RSI.

***TieBreaker is determined on the Final Round by the DM 59 Newsletter Recognition
Rankings.  The stable with the Highest Ranked Active Gladiator is granted the
decision.  [Example: Warrior A and Warrior B are both listed in the Recognition
Rankings with 87 pts; however, because Warrior A is listed in the Recognition
Rankings ahead of Warrior B, then Warrior A is granted the TieBreaker Decision for
His/Her stable!]

     Opening Round Team Spotlight Bonus [minimum 15 paragraphs!]  Each Delarq Death
Fest competitor who writes a Team Spotlight featuring their Stable (Name) and
Managerial Alias [Gladiatorial Names Optional] in regards to competing in the Delarq
Death Fest will receive 25 pts added to His/Her opening round score.
     Illis Iron Stable Bonus [in addition to the proposed award awaiting RSI
approval!]  Any manager whose stable competes in at least 67 of the possible 75
fights during the 15 rounds of Death Fest receives 25 points added to His/Her final
overall score [this allows each stable the cushion of missing one round of
competition; plus up to 3 additional fights due to waiting for replacement rollups
from Deaths suffered either in Tourneys or during the Death Fest contest in DM 59
over the course of 15 rounds of competition!]

Delarq Death Fest
Hosted by Hammer
[Who Else?]

25 May 2004
                                 TEN TURNS OF HELL:
                        The KLK Capture The Flag Competition

In the spirit of the ongoing effort to make arena play what it used to be (FUN!!), I
am proud to announce the KLK Capture The Flag Competition.  The competition will be
held in Jhans (DM-36, which has, by the way, grown in size equal to Talcama already).
:)  We are announcing this contest early to allow managers time to prep.

Rules:
     -- On turn 462 (due 8/4/04) the lowest ranked warrior on your team is given your
team's 'flag' (he is your initial flag defender).
     -- Starting on turn 463 (due 8/18/04) flags will be defended every turn and turn
463 is the turn scoring will begin.
     -- Fights involving flags are winners-take-all and a warrior can carry as many
flags as he can win.
     -- If a warrior holding a flag either A) goes inactive, B) loses to a stand-by
warrior or C) gets DA'd, he forfeits all flags he has and they are returned the their
original team's lowest ranked warrior.
     -- If you hold your own flag on an inactive warrior you receive NO POINTS that
turn.
     -- If a warrior graduates to AD holding flags starting on the next turn those
flags will be defended by the lowest ranked warrior on the team of the graduating
warrior.
     -- Scoring as follows for each turn:
          2 pts -- possession of your own team flag
          1 pt -- possession any other flag
          1 pt -- for each win
          1 pt -- for each kill
          1 pt -- for each award you receive in the newsletter
     -- You may enter as many teams as you like (per RSI rules) but each team is its
own entry.
     -- Tie-Breaker goes to the team that had the most points from flags.
     -- If still tied the tie-breaker will be the team that had the most points from
kills.  (It's the Delarq way.)
     -- The contest lasts 10 turns and there will be prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd
(based on highest point totals)

Prizes: (what you've been waiting on)
1st -- 3 know favorites potions*
       DA warrior named after winning manager
2nd -- 2 know favorites potions*
3rd -- 1 know favorites potion*

* These are full favorite potions (weapon, rhythms and tactics) and can only be used
on warriors with at least 4 FE.

     How's that for paying out? (grin)  Even if you think that it's all about the TC,
these prizes should be enough to draw you in.  (You know who you are.)
     I hope to see friend and foe alike come to Jhans.  Legion, Froths, and all the
others...this is your personal invite.  Can you win?  Can you survive 10 turns of
Hell in Jhans?
     Note:  Special thanks to RSI for helping make this contest possible.  Thanks
guys!

Bookie
KLK Alliance
Director Jhans' Board of Tourism
Warden of the Froth Circle (grin)
D.R.C. 4 Life

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COMFORTABLY NUMB was viciously subdued by BELIAL in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
ARCOS was subdued by GLACIER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
ANKLEBITER was overpowered by BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
STONE KILLER overpowered LANCELOT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
F-ARUBA was viciously subdued by JOHN HOLMES in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
AFRICAN GREY was devastated by FOXY LADY in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
THE BIG 'E' slimly lost to MARCINKO in a action packed 5 minute Challenge duel.
EASTWOOD was defeated by THE PINK RANGER in a action packed 4 minute Challenge duel.
JACKASS defeated YELLOWJACKET in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
VICTORY was overcome by SPYDER in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY was defeated by KHIRZA in a 1 minute Challenge match.
SERAPH subdued UNBRIDLED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge competition.
SIDAHS devastated POPE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
JOE BLACK was devastated by BURST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
STONEWALL was narrowly defeated by SIR VIVOR in a popular 7 minute Challenge duel.
MOJO JOJO was vanquished by LOUANNSALLY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
NEVERMORE viciously subdued JUST A JOB TO DO in a popular 5 minute Challenge brawl.
KYLIE subdued QRAPPY in a exciting 2 minute Challenge bout.
TAXES overpowered DEBBIE DOES DM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
AXIS OF EVIL was viciously subdued by PEACE in a popular 6 minute Challenge contest.
E. VICTOR viciously butchered SULACCO in a 2 minute gory Challenge match.
LIBERTY BELLE was viciously subdued by ALVIN YORK in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
DOMINO bested ACHILLES in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
HEARSAY subdued LEMON DROP in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
HARRY THE AXE vanquished BLUE MEANIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
STILLWATER was overpowered by MAELSTROM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ROLLERCOASTER vanquished H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
TIBERIOUS was handily defeated by RUG BURN in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
COBRA was vanquished by FROG SLAYER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BLONDIE was overpowered by COOKIE SNORT in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CLINTON was overpowered by NORAF in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MIKE BELIEVE was savagely defeated by NOFX in a popular 2 minute Challenge bout.
GHENGIS KHAN subdued SWINGDADDY-O in a action packed 4 minute Challenge contest.
ROBERT BYRD was overpowered by MARK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
CHIP demolished JERICO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
POTOMACC was overpowered by LETHE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
<RETARDED RV> viciously subdued 2 + 2 = 4 in a popular 3 minute Challenge bout.
KING BEAR overpowered ELEVEN BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
HOT TOMATO was unbelievably bested by DRY KEG in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
JOHNNY B GOODE lost to NUNZIO in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK was devastated by D. FILER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TEDDY BEAR handily defeated AVALANCHE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MEADOW VOLE was overpowered by SELEX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven competition.
GORDON demolished TICKLE ME HOFFA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
PEEG overpowered EARTHQUAKE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
JR. GORK narrowly defeated ZIN in a action packed 6 minute brutal competition.
EMERALD DRAGONFLY demolished IRON HEAD LEE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SLANT EDISON was savagely defeated by SNIPE HUNTER in a popular 4 minute bloody fight.
TOADY was devastated by THE EXPLOITER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
AFGHAN REBEL demolished JIMBY in a popular 2 minute bloody mismatched battle.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE was demolished by AFROSLEAZIAC in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
COM DOT was devastated by WOUNDHEALER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
EVERSTORM bested WIMPY WIND in a popular 1 minute fight.
THE BEAST was bested by ONE NIGHT STAND in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal conflict.
COUCH POTATO was savagely defeated by LINDA LOVELACE in a 8 minute fight.
KATE BUSH was handily defeated by DROOLING GOOBER in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
WOBBLENUT overpowered RICO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
LADY LUCK viciously subdued ROAD TO DAKAR in a popular 5 minute gory duel.
DALI PARTON was defeated by SIR CUITOUS in a 2 minute fight.
SORROW vanquished CRAZED GOBLIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
IMAGE ENHANCER was demolished by SONORA MOUNTAIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE HAPPY HOOKER bested VORTEX in a action packed 2 minute match.
LYTA ALEXANDER devastated VELVET VIXEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING was overpowered by BRUNO in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
PISTOL was devastated by PAPAYA BALROG in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
PIVOT overcame CHARLIE in a exciting 1 minute match.
SPOTTED PONY viciously subdued DADDY BEAR in a exciting 3 minute gory brawl.
CHOKING CHICKEN was overpowered by MAGMA in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
PARADISE PARROT viciously subdued LUGH in a exciting 4 minute gruesome melee.
GLORY was luckily beaten by MIGHTY MITE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.
THE BISMARCK was viciously subdued by MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 3 minute conflict.
MATA HARI outlasted TSUNAMI in a exciting 7 minute contest.
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD bested LARCENY in a exciting 1 minute match.
JIM PENGOUIN overpowered FURTIVE RETURNS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
CARPET BURN demolished ELEKTRA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
PINK HEART overpowered PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
BLOODSTONE was vanquished by BLACK RHINO in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WHITE WATER HIPPO vanquished RIFF-RAFF in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
ROMUALD B TUNE bested SLAP HAPPY in a popular 3 minute gory battle.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK savagely defeated HOFFA in a action packed 3 minute competition.
PIPE BOMB was overpowered by F. TIM in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
AUDIE MURPHY was narrowly defeated by SEITAN in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
HO-CHAN THE AXE beat JULIA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome duel.
BLISS savagely defeated VIOLENT VOLE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
SUDSY DEODORANT was defeated by VIGO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
BURGER KING was murdered by CORAL SNAKE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
SIRTON vanquished JOHN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven melee.
HATSHEPSUT demolished S. MARY ROSE in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven match.
SIMILDE handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
LAME AIM narrowly defeated VICTOR CALDERONE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute battle.
SMALL CAT was savagely defeated by GIGANTA in a 2 minute gruesome contest.
RABID DOG was overcome by RATTLESNAKE SHAKE in a popular 1 minute gory fight.
DUCK RUBBER was overpowered by ACK VERT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FRIED CHICKEN demolished BIGGLES in a action packed 1 minute gruesome mismatched fray.
CEREBRAL JANITOR handily defeated DARK GERBIL in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
DINGO was vanquished by KOGITSUNE MARU in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
BOISE butchered LOCKED IN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ED 209 was unbelievably bested by CRACK IS CHEAP in a crowd pleasing 6 minute duel.
FLESHRENDER was savagely defeated by DALLAS in a action packed 2 minute brutal bout.
PIPE LAYER savagely defeated TYCANE in a action packed 2 minute bloody fight.
CLEOPATRA overcame MUKAARTH in a 1 minute struggle.
HANNIBAL was savagely defeated by RAGING FIRE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
MUSASHI was demolished by DADDY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GORDIAN lost to PUDDING PARADE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute contest.
AKLAR demolished HO HUM HO in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
RAY overpowered ABRA-HAM! in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
SPENCER lost to CONNOR MACLEOD in a exciting 2 minute brutal brawl.
LIL NOIR devastated FACE BREAKER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
THE LIMELIGHT demolished FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
ACUTE defeated SETZER GABBIANI in a 2 minute fight.
RETARD overpowered BUBBA in a 1 minute bloody one-sided battle.
ADAM was demolished by BLUE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAGENTA unbelievably bested LEGION '8' in a popular 5 minute brutal melee.
SWORDBREAKER subdued GWEN RYDER in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
BLAMELESS COOK was devastated by PYGMY SHREW in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SCRAG'S LIZARD lost to GLITTER MARKS in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
SNAPPY GEORGE devastated PELICAN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
GOOBATRON was demolished by IN THE PIG! in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
FRANK was overpowered by KEOKOTAH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
SQUEEZE CHEESE unbelievably bested CALIAPHUS in a 2 minute bloody match.
COCAINE defeated XYLZ AREE in a popular 2 minute fight.
NEPHRON devastated HERPES THE LUVBUG in a action packed 1 minute uneven conflict.
B.B. KING was beaten by COL SALOMON in a 2 minute contest.
THERMODYNAMICS handily defeated BURGATORY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
NOLAN ORGEL was overpowered by KITTY CHOWDER in a 1 minute uneven match.
JONES was viciously subdued by CLAW in a popular 2 minute gory match.
ANTEZEL was devastated by DOAMER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CARNAL was overpowered by CREME A. SHUN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
TALON narrowly defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 2 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  78         PARRY-STRIKE      34 -  27 -  1      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   41         LUNGING ATTACK   354 - 296 -  8      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 33         SLASHING ATTACK  155 - 131 -  3      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     22         BASHING ATTACK    41 -  37 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         PARRY-LUNGE       76 -  71 -  1      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      19         AIMED BLOW        78 -  87 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     17         WALL OF STEEL    139 - 159 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         TOTAL PARRY       85 - 108 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         STRIKING ATTACK   86 - 111 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     29 -  42 -  0      41  |

Turn 464 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  7     SLASHING ATTACK   16 - 17         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    44 - 34     AIMED BLOW         9 - 10         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  4     TOTAL PARRY       10 - 12         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL     21 - 20     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  4         1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    7 - 15         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BELIAL 7-3838             107  69  2  427 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
SLASHING ATTACK  EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586  75  61  2  306 MAGICK (3778)
WALL OF STEEL    JOHN HOLMES 69-7255        61  33  1  303 GIFTED (3978)
LUNGING ATTACK   STONE KILLER 21-5245       35  10  1  287 NASTY MOB (4730)
BASHING ATTACK   GLACIER 75-2046            71  42  3  268 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
TOTAL PARRY      SIR VIVOR 10-4065          80  40  0  261 SIR AGLIO (2079)
PARRY-STRIKE     FOXY LADY 18-2695          52  41  0  246 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-LUNGE      SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708        39  43  2  220 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505  55  32  0  213 SPECIAL ED (2722)
STRIKING ATTACK  YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       36  24  1  193 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was TSUNAMI 75-2214.  The ten other most popular fighters were STONEWALL 
25-3895, ZIN 3-4197, LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149, ED 209 5-3955, NEVERMORE 1-5260, ONE 
NIGHT STAND 18-829, AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827, SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708, JOHN HOLMES 69-7255, 
and ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978.

The least popular fighter this week was ANTEZEL 16-4988.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BURGATORY 15-4532, ADAM 7-4830, BUBBA 7-4833, ABRA-HAM! 15-4563, HO HUM 
HO 18-7884, MUSASHI 65-3795, LOCKED IN 32-4049, DINGO 35-3716, DARK GERBIL 82-6762, 
and DUCK RUBBER 18-7196.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  1 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             3  6 0  POINT(27)            1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         4  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  3 0  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  2 0  LAPUR(29)            2  3 0  ARADI(60)            6  8 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  5 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  3 1  ARVAT(32)            0  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       6  3 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  2 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  3  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        6  5 1  
RIZTAB(12)           0  4 0  MURSKA(35)           2  2 0  FIREHOLD(68)         2  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  2 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        3  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  4 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  4 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       1  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          5  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    5  6 0  
TALCAMA(18)         20 10 1  RODEKI(42)           4  4 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          3  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         3  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           5  3 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          5  5 0  
SOLVEN(22)           4  4 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  1 0  
TI(23)               2  0 0  CAER(48)             2  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  5 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            29  27  2  216  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         69  45  1  202  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708         39  43  2  220  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 49  55  2  181  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 BELIAL 7-3838              107  69  2  427  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 D. FILER 9-4721             43  13  1  216  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           80  40  0  261  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 B.B. KING 11-6072           17  18  3   72  THE BLUES (4893)           ARUAK CITY
 LIBERTY BELLE 12-5448       25  34  0  160  POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515)     RIZTAB
 ARCOS 13-3373               31  63  2  203  EL EQUIDO (3225)           DULLENS
 JONES 14-1283               20 115  4   45  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       49  29  2  200  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        37  23  1  180  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 DOMINO 17-3227              59  44  2  204  THE OFFENDERS (1987)       ALJAFIR
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   46  54  0  283  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               28  29  2  194  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        35  10  1  287  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 THE EXPLOITER 22-1226       57  36  1  257  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     49  39  1  228  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 BURST 25-3654               39  30  1  221  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    51  33  1  193  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      23  17  0   87  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          28  28  1  198  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     29  79  1  159  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             29  28  1   86  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          40  39  1  154  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          31  30  0  164  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        44  43  0  193  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 TEDDY BEAR 35-2828          39  19  2  241  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              54  19  1  238  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035       86  54  0  203  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           19  58  0   50  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 SELEX 40-3039               28   7  0  205  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           35  25  0  211  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    38  30  4  199  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PEEG 43-2613               132 127  3  235  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 DADDY BEAR 46-1910          35   4  0  172  THE BEARS (712)            ARDIVENT
 BURGER KING 47-4152         30  26  2  130  ROYAL FLUSH (33)           NORTH FORK
 JR. GORK 48-1909            44  18  0  225  THE BEARS (677)            CAER

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOFFA 49-3185               59  85  0  154  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 F-ARUBA 51-4601             50  39  1  205  PLACES TO GO (4178)        TRICORUS
 ELEVEN BLADE 56-3721        19  10  0   50  GENERAL SURGERY (4850)     ROCANIS
 EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586   75  61  2  306  MAGICK (3778)              ARADI
 SPYDER 61-2675              16  10  0  201  THEIVES GUILD (4328)       JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        36  24  1  193  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 PIPE LAYER 63-2406          26  10  0   95  WORKING MEN (4752)         AMEN-TEI
 WOUNDHEALER 65-4496         13   5  1  214  BOOK OF SWORDS (4305)      DAL SHANG
 THE PINK RANGER 68-9166     34  24  1  202  SUPERIOR FORCES X (3582)   FIREHOLD
 JOHN HOLMES 69-7255         61  33  1  303  GIFTED (3978)              CIMMERIAC
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     36  36  0  199  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 SCRAG'S LIZARD 73-4988      13   9  1   56  DARK CIRCLE PETS II (4794) ERINIKA
 BLISS 74-2940               28  15  0  168  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 GLACIER 75-2046             71  42  3  268  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIDAHS 77-176               36  28  3  200  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
 F. TIM 78-2315              31  34  1  155  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        31  28  0  200  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855     27  14  5  206  FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             25  19  5  247  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE