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Date : 08/03/2004 Duedate: 08/16/2004
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-469
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BLACKHEART'S 16/4844 15 8 0 65.2 LOST SOULS II 9/2309
2 THE BOLT 62/4779 384 213 5 64.3 14 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 35 28 1 55.6
MIKE'S INK 62/4677 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709
MY ROCK BAND 60/3110 LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797
THIEVES GUILD 60/4312 15 UNTOUCHABLES 18/3633 5 4 0 55.6
3 DEATH REALM 69/4105 696 396 8 63.7 16 FRUIT PUPPET 37/2520 284 235 2 54.7
THE MOTHERSHIP II 19/3104 OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430
GET OUTTA MY WAY 18/4890 17 WATER DECK 24/4935 240 213 1 53.0
4 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279 13 8 0 61.9 CAMERON CRAZIES 9/3908
F-LLOD BLADES 51/4668 CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839
5 THEM 21/879 2556 1642 48 60.9 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622
BOY O'S 51/4027 METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 PLACES TO GO 51/4178
THE BEARS 62/3345 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488
NASTY MOB 21/4730 GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661
THE BEARS 35/2674 18 MAGICK 60/3778 387 349 10 52.6
CORPS 74/3405 FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331
THE BEARS 48/677 ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583
BABES 36/3876 AND SO IT BEGINS 65/4306
DEATH THREAT 29/4804 CARTOUCHE 51/3495
6 KNIGHT BREED 45/4929 9 6 0 60.0 EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452
DARQUE FORCES 31/4880 19 QUBIT 10/4490 934 847 10 52.4
DARQUE FORCES 72/4884 SIR AGLIO 10/2079
7 KA-POW! 15/3970 1144 773 13 59.7 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
COAL, INC. 71/4576 VERMIN!! 82/4315
8 CLUB CULTURE 60/4637 305 211 6 59.1 20 ENIGMA 62/4768 164 149 1 52.4
SCRAGITARIOUS 21/3327 ALCHEMY 18/4818
9 MEOW MIX 21/4519 183 131 4 58.3 82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384
10 FOOD FIGHT 33/3860 82 59 0 58.2 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778
FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314 JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500
11 SPORTZ! 4/4921 1528 1118 16 57.7 THE ZOO 16/2721
BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305 21 SPECIAL ED 23/2722 215 197 1 52.2
PIGS ON PARADE 9/4656 KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471
POLITICALLYINCORRECT 68/4864 22 BOXES 60/4147 1463 1365 18 51.7
THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
MY EX WIFE 68/4181 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
CROSS BREED 82/4784 THE LAST STRAW V 71/4420
KANSAS 70/4612 ODD SQUAD 69/4769
MYTH AND MIGHT 2/1019 NO MORE TEARS 82/4773
THE GUYS 68/4180 TWISTED SESAME 99/4938
WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5/2978 23-ARENA FELINE 12/1060 127 121 0 51.2
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 24-GLORY BOUND T 2/4931 2 2 0 50.0
12 I AM SUCK 82/4760 339 252 5 57.4 25 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 597 599 9 49.9
ENVENOMED 82/4693 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 SUPERIOR FORCES IJ 65/4610
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/4670
13 GET SMART 27/4066 951 738 13 56.3 SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/3582
PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145
WORKING MEN 63/4752 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536
LOST SOULS II 4/2818 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936
GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345 SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571
MAIN COURSE 82/4440 26 FEVER PITCH 21/3240 713 718 6 49.8
OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808 DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800 DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706
BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD 49/1310 THE BLOODBANES 21/4851
WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433 43 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 582 802 6 42.1
27 LXG III 98/4937 157 159 0 49.7 LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197
28 LEGALESE 75/4658 190 199 3 48.8 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652
HEROESANDFOUNDONES 17/4487 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
THE REPUBLICANS 22/114 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595 WILD KINGDOM 35/4193
29-DEATH STALKE 82/4927 19 20 1 48.7 MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756
30 CLAN BATTLEA 82/4122 211 223 2 48.6 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361
CLAN BATTLEAXE 5 11/4113 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
CLAN BATTLE AXE 15/2729 44 GENOCIDE 51/4423 42 58 1 42.0
CLAN BATTLEAXE 73/3904 THE WARRIORS 10/438
CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062 PRAETORIAN GUARD 10/4192
CLAN BATTLEAXE 36/3980 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... 36/4932
CLAN BATTLEAXE 41/3613 45-MINOTAURS 16/2212 6 9 1 40.0
31 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 440 473 7 48.2 THE CYCLOPS 50/2518
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 46 CASINO HAMME 33/4801 4 6 0 40.0
32 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680 38 41 1 48.1 47 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 15 24 1 38.5
CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734 48 MEDS 43/4924 46 81 0 36.2
33 BURN N' PILL 18/1459 9 10 0 47.4 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507
34 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391 154 177 0 46.5 CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 PARTY GEEKS 74/4925
THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
35 GIFTED 69/3978 795 923 9 46.3 THE CITY 12/4918
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 49 TOWNSVILLAIN 10/4484 11 20 0 35.5
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 POWERPUFF GIRLS 12/4515
NASTY PETS 82/4846 50 MEN 29/4412 623 1172 11 34.7
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 TALES 43/2584
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 JOHNS 5/3510
36 WIDOWMAKERS 43/4836 10 12 0 45.5 HABIT 78/4547
37 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 687 836 8 45.1 STORIES 49/2835
38-BUENO FER NA 82/4926 80 98 0 44.9 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
39 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 251 322 1 43.8 WHY KNOT 63/2669
40 BIRDS 41/4735 179 232 1 43.6 MIKES 14/3982
THE OFFENDERS 17/1987 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
RESCUE 77/3887 51 BLUE MOON 9/3907 451 956 4 32.1
ERRATA 25/3564 SAND DANCERS 75/2258
RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217
EL EQUIDO 13/3225 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767
TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856
41 ELFQUEST 11/4928 51 66 0 43.6 52 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 62 132 0 32.0
SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372 53 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 5 14 0 26.3
42 BLADE ZEN 74/4492 69 90 0 43.4 54 KING'S KREW 42/4930 0 2 0 0.0
FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 55 HELL'S PAWNS 43/1242 0 2 0 0.0
GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581 56 IRON BROTHERS 6/4933 0 1 0 0.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Ladies and Gentlemen,
At last! Someone was brave enough to challenge Belial! SORROW (1-2863) (43-28-
2,233) of SWEORDMASTERS challenged BELIAL (7-3838) (111-69-2,504) of WICKED MARTYRS.
SORROW was overcome by BELIAL in an action packed 3 minute Challenge Title fight. It
was a good try, Sorrow, and you did last until the third minute. Very well done!
There were two tournament victor challenges this cycle. COMFORTABLY NUMB (96-
855) (27-17-5,197) of FLOYD'S PINK BRO' TV challenged MARCINKO (97-961) (29-19-5,283)
of ROGUE WARRIOR. COMFORTABLY NUMB viciously subdued MARCINKO in a 8 minute
Challenge fight.
In our second tournament victor challenge, SCORPIUS (45-3752) (14-3-0,66) of
KNIGHT BREED TV challenged THE TICK (12-5659) (17-10-0,58) of THE CITY. SCORPIUS
savagely defeated THE TICK in an exciting 5 minute gory Challenge melee.
In our longest fight this cycle, DOMINO (17-3227) (61-46-2,224) of THE OFFENDERS
challenged LADY LUCK (18-2925) (47-39-1,235) of CENTER FOR OLDS. DOMINO was
viciously subdued by LADY LUCK in a popular 15 minute Challenge duel. Lady Luck, our
top Total Parry, is this turn's favorite so I assume this is a scum sympathy vote...?
Frankly, I didn't think Domino was particularly scummy. It was a good fight.
There was but one death in Talahya this cycle. RAGING FIRE (29-4407) (20-6-
2,98) of DEATH THREAT fought XYLZ AREE (25-4987) (18-15-1,73) of THE MIDDLE WAY 4.
RAGING FIRE murdered XYLZ AREE in a 1 minute uneven conflict. So said the announcer,
but I really don't think you can call it murder when someone is killed in a 25-second
random match. Accident is more like it. In the Commission's name I have sent a
fruit bowl to Xylz Aree. I've heard that ripe peaches are particularly helpful in
overcoming a resurrection hangover. Try mashing them up in some brandy.
My sources tell me that the guild ranked 28th (Republicans et al) posted more
avoids than any other guild. Well done, gentlemen. And the guild avoided most was
the one ranked 5th (Death Threat et al). This was by a narrow margin, however. The
5th guild received three avoids; several others received two.
Our overall popularity leader, HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (110-149-2,196) of SAND
DANCERS fought SNIPE HUNTER (4-3708) (41-45-2,188) of OUT OF FAEYRIE. HO-CHAN THE
AXE was demolished by SNIPE HUNTER in an exciting 3 minute uneven duel. Debby Tonte
tells me that blood on a blue and green outfit may stain. Hand wash in cold water.
But you probably know that.
The crowd this cycle really didn't like the performance of Zep. Or should I say
lack of performance? ANYA (16-5160) (17-15-1,69) of BLACKHEART'S AXE fought ZEP (6-
1331) (16-6-0,54) of IRON BROTHERS. ANYA overpowered ZEP in a 1 minute uneven
contest. Look on the bright side, Zep. At least you aren't at the bottom of the
ranks.
At the bottom, that would be Shylayla Minor. SHYLAYLA MINOR (10-5066) (20-13-
0,36) of PRAETORIAN GUARD fought SQUEEZE CHEESE (33-1302) (27-32-0,61) of FOOD FIGHT.
SHYLAYLA MINOR was luckily beaten by SQUEEZE CHEESE in an exciting 5 minute fight.
It was an embarrassing fight for Shy. Now, of course arena warriors aren't permitted
to use off-hand distractions such as softened cheese. However, several members of
the audience did not feel limited by their understanding of sportsmanship and globs
of cheese did fly. Shy, you put up a good fight and I'm sure you will rise in the
ranks. Just use your challenges and avoids and carefully study your strategy.
Well, I think that's all. Oh, advice. Here's some: If a bit of whatever falls
to the floor in your home you should pick it up immediately, even if it means
stopping what you are doing and getting up from a comfortable chair. Otherwise, each
time you walk past it you may find yourself thinking, "Something is wrong with me if
I won't even pick up a piece of trash from the floor." The more often you think
that, the less likely you are to pick up anything. Neatness favors the prompt.
Until we chat again, my friends, I wish you a heartfelt ta-ta!
Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BELIAL 7-3838 112 69 2 520 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GLACIER 75-2046 76 42 3 343 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
D. FILER 9-4721 48 13 1 297 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 90 55 1 294 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
WOBBLENUT 18-6650 73 53 0 291 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GORDON 36-4536 58 20 1 282 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 54 29 2 264 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
ANKLEBITER 22-1163 57 45 3 256 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
STONE KILLER 21-5245 39 11 1 255 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
AMAX 71-3590 27 17 0 253 COAL, INC. (4576) KYR'TERR
LADY LUCK 18-2925 48 39 1 251 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021 29 10 0 244 AND SO IT BEGINS (4306) DAL SHANG
-PIVOT 60-4811 30 14 1 240 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941 60 40 7 237 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-SLANT EDISON 60-2598 52 21 1 236 MY ROCK BAND (3110) ARADI
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 72 59 1 233 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SERAPH 69-5725 32 13 1 231 DEATH REALM (4105) CIMMERIAC
TSUNAMI 75-2214 32 12 2 229 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586 78 63 2 227 MAGICK (3778) ARADI
MAELSTROM 75-2202 57 29 1 227 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
-SILK 5-3342 34 37 2 226 WORTHLESS MANAGERS (2978) KALTOS
NEVERMORE 1-5260 31 28 2 226 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
AVALANCHE 75-2213 31 11 1 226 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
NOFX 19-3180 69 36 2 224 THE MOTHERSHIP II (3104) ZUWAYZA
AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636 58 33 4 224 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
OX MULDER 62-3121 38 22 0 222 THE BEARS (3345) VALAMANTIS
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 84 41 0 221 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
JIMBY 42-3777 48 42 1 220 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-BLUE MEANIE 60-4814 38 18 0 220 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
-THE PHANTOM 21-1447 44 38 3 219 THEM (879) SUNSET
THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 49 52 0 218 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873 27 19 1 218 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG
MAGMA 75-2049 73 48 0 217 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
THE BIG 'E' 9-4474 48 38 0 217 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
QRAPPY 10-4761 45 55 1 217 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 48 45 1 216 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
STONEWALL 25-3895 37 42 2 215 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
FOXY LADY 18-2695 56 42 0 214 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-F-ARUBA 51-4601 52 40 1 214 PLACES TO GO (4178) TRICORUS
BRUNO 51-4332 41 19 2 214 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 47 34 0 213 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 36 25 1 213 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 26 12 1 213 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 52 51 2 212 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 28 17 5 212 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
E AHO LAULA 21-4224 36 22 0 211 FEVER PITCH (3240) SUNSET
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ASEROTH 71-2821 41 26 0 210 THE LAST STRAW V (4420) KYR'TERR
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 27 24 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 52 35 1 209 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
SORROW 1-2863 43 29 2 209 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
BURST 25-3654 43 31 1 209 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
PEACE 19-4280 31 31 2 208 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
UNBRIDLED 15-3923 48 34 1 206 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 42 45 2 205 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563 21 6 0 205 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 40 33 5 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
VORTEX 75-1870 73 74 0 203 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
THE BEAST 3-5547 55 71 0 203 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
COM DOT 65-6217 49 31 0 203 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
-KARAK VHAZ 11-654 45 52 0 203 CLAN BATTLEAXE 5 (4113) ARUAK CITY
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 37 40 0 203 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
KATE BUSH 18-1413 76 55 0 202 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DUMBASS 49-1361 49 62 1 202 BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310) VITHICAR
KYLIE 18-6057 28 23 1 202 UNTOUCHABLES (3633) TALCAMA
HOT HAZEL 98-608 22 29 4 202 JUNKYARD WARS (4500) SYVYN'S HILL
PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 55 60 0 201 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
THE PINK RANGER 68-9166 36 27 1 201 SUPERIOR FORCES X (3582) FIREHOLD
-ROTTEN 68-8189 23 9 1 201 MY EX WIFE (4181) FIREHOLD
DOMINO 17-3227 61 47 2 200 THE OFFENDERS (1987) ALJAFIR
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 57 35 0 200 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
POPE 5-4090 50 59 2 200 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
-B HURLEY 9-4350 48 42 3 200 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 37 28 1 200 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
-JR. GORK 48-1909 46 20 0 199 THE BEARS (677) CAER
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRORIARITY 21-4159 45 34 3 199 SCRAGITARIOUS (3327) SUNSET
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 42 30 0 199 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 29 20 5 199 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
HEARSAY 75-2721 29 21 3 199 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
NORAF 82-3856 16 10 0 199 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
LANCELOT 25-3794 44 39 2 198 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
CARPET BURN 3-5698 39 37 0 198 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
TOADY 60-3097 33 20 1 198 MY ROCK BAND (3110) ARADI
LARCENY 75-2720 33 23 0 198 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
CORAL SNAKE 65-5017 25 10 1 198 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG
DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 51 42 1 196 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730 47 47 1 196 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969 40 30 3 196 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062) DWES EG
SIDON 31-3712 36 24 2 196 DARQUE FORCES (4880) CHIMLEVTAL
VICTORY 75-757 20 19 2 196 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
THE EXPLOITER 22-1226 59 39 1 195 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
SIMILDE 51-4248 54 96 0 195 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 50 23 1 195 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN
ARCOS 13-3373 33 66 2 195 EL EQUIDO (3225) DULLENS
DANGER BOX 60-4963 30 33 0 195 BOXES (4147) ARADI
ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829 74 71 6 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 64 35 1 194 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC
BIG BROTHER 3-5568 51 67 1 194 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
TEDDY BEAR 35-2828 40 23 2 194 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
SIDAHS 77-176 39 30 3 194 RESCUE (3887) MAZGOURRAH
-PORK CHOP 9-3878 16 7 1 194 PIGS ON PARADE (4656) ZUKAL
MIDNIGHT IMP 18-4731 91 67 3 193 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 49 56 0 193 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
PINK HEART 62-3643 17 5 2 193 MIKE'S INK (4677) VALAMANTIS
-C LAETTNER 9-4353 49 45 1 192 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 45 47 0 192 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
VELVET VIXEN 9-3275 39 41 0 192 LOST SOULS II (2309) ZUKAL
JACKASS 21-4526 29 28 0 192 TRIAL & ERROR (4704) SUNSET
LAME AIM 22-5656 24 16 1 192 GLADIATION FOLLY (4345) SOLVEN
E. VICTOR 9-4864 21 21 3 192 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 54 34 2 191 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 44 29 0 191 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
ACK VERT 18-7429 37 24 1 190 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509 28 16 2 190 CARNAGE CANARIES (4734) SUNSET
HATSHEPSUT 51-4157 57 77 1 189 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
-HARRY THE AXE 48-3622 40 36 2 189 THE BEARS (677) CAER
TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 40 39 1 189 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242 27 13 0 189 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI
MOJO JOJO 10-4643 32 37 2 188 TOWNSVILLAINS (4484) KOLACT
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 28 33 1 188 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
-KISURIS 16-1342 26 24 6 188 MINOTAURS (2212) WILLAF
-PISTOL 65-6205 49 43 1 187 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
LOUANNSALLY 18-4564 48 48 3 187 OUT OF THE HILLS (2808) TALCAMA
EBONSKAITH 15-3824 48 40 1 186 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN
BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 44 75 17 186 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 71 48 1 185 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 32 32 0 185 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
STILLWATER 25-3762 30 55 0 185 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223 21 13 0 185 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
WOUNDHEALER 65-4496 14 7 1 185 BOOK OF SWORDS (4305) DAL SHANG
-VALKYRIE 73-2411 38 27 2 184 CLAN BATTLEAXE (3904) ERINIKA
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 110 150 2 183 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 86 66 3 183 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
SIRTON 82-9190 16 5 0 183 I AM SUCK (4760) DWES EG
DALI PARTON 18-3274 42 50 3 182 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 40 39 1 182 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BEDLAM'S BARD 2-4144 30 23 2 182 MYTH AND MIGHT (1019) NIANIA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KHIRZA 7-1862 117 136 3 180 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
VIGO 18-6086 26 6 0 179 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 48 44 3 178 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PEEG 43-2613 135 129 3 177 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
JACOB 10-233 58 74 2 177 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
STRONGEST #3 40-173 48 96 1 176 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 44 40 1 176 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 32 31 0 175 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CULUBRA 10-235 54 71 0 174 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
GLORY 1-6847 45 46 0 174 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
NUNZIO 51-4799 24 11 1 174 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 37 27 1 173 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
COBRA 29-4355 22 18 1 173 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
-POUNCER 41-2768 55 58 3 172 CLAN BATTLEAXE (3613) KATI-TEI
-EASTWOOD 7-4788 36 31 1 172 GUNFIGHTERS (4595) BONSUR
-JOE BLACK 48-3639 26 20 1 172 THE BEARS (677) CAER
H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 28 30 0 171 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 19 23 1 171 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 44 23 0 170 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
ELEKTRA 4-3652 33 18 0 170 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 53 53 1 166 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BLACK RHINO 71-1834 46 36 1 166 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
GIGANTA 62-3197 39 50 2 166 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145) VALAMANTIS
EVERSTORM 69-641 51 49 2 162 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
JOHN 29-4177 48 62 0 162 MEN (4412) LAPUR
SULACCO 4-5128 26 24 2 161 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
BLONDIE 36-5723 22 20 1 161 BABES (3876) JHANS
FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661 30 9 0 160 MAIN COURSE (4440) DWES EG
HOFFA 49-3185 61 88 0 159 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
MATA HARI 41-3812 36 29 0 158 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
-DIVAM STOR 82-1989 30 21 1 157 CLAN BATTLEAXE (4122) DWES EG
-LUGH 4-3809 36 24 3 156 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
GRAY WIND 6-5201 20 19 1 153 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 37 37 1 152 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
LEMON DROP 33-6685 32 34 0 152 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 31 29 0 151 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 30 83 1 150 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR
VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 46 35 3 149 GENOCIDE (4423) TRICORUS
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 28 25 0 149 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
LIL NOIR 62-3311 18 8 1 149 ENIGMA (4768) VALAMANTIS
AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 36 17 0 146 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
F. TIM 78-2315 33 37 1 146 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-GODIVA 74-2800 23 14 0 146 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 55 57 4 144 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
EVE 72-4596 15 5 0 143 DARQUE FORCES (4884) DRAGONHEAD
MIKE BELIEVE 12-5552 26 29 0 142 POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515) RIZTAB
PIPE LAYER 63-2406 29 12 0 141 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
-DARK GERBIL 82-6762 18 9 2 140 CROSS BREED (4784) DWES EG
-LIBERTY BELLE 12-5448 25 37 0 139 POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515) RIZTAB
RABID DOG 82-1078 16 10 0 138 NASTY PETS (4846) DWES EG
-ROLLERCOASTER 65-5946 15 3 1 135 SUPERIOR FORCES IJ (4610) DAL SHANG
ZOMBIE STOMP 82-2617 15 9 0 135 NO MORE TEARS (4773) DWES EG
GHENGIS KHAN 17-6205 31 14 0 134 HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487) ALJAFIR
BLISS 74-2940 30 18 0 134 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
BIGGLES 60-6032 29 37 0 132 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
DALLAS 18-6860 17 28 0 132 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA
CLAW 21-5337 24 7 2 131 MEOW MIX (4519) SUNSET
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 37 19 1 129 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FLESHRENDER 43-1108 27 23 0 129 WIDOWMAKERS (4836) VEASTIAN
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 37 46 0 126 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SODOM 31-4368 24 10 1 126 DARQUE FORCES (4880) CHIMLEVTAL
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 26 19 0 125 GET SMART (4066) POINT
RAGING FIRE 29-4407 21 6 3 125 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 17 14 0 125 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
RUG BURN 18-3702 27 35 4 124 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 27 33 3 123 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
DADDY 62-3640 19 11 0 122 MIKE'S INK (4677) VALAMANTIS
SEITAN 17-4403 38 42 1 121 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR
-KARMAKAZI 4-4255 27 21 0 121 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
COL SALOMON 17-5290 29 26 1 120 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 22 5 1 119 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 21 6 3 114 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
SLAP HAPPY 60-6031 25 41 0 113 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
ACUTE 60-6048 20 9 0 113 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
NEPHRON 30-4147 32 30 1 112 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
-PERFECT LOVER 70-7341 13 8 0 111 KANSAS (4612) SENTERN
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 29 33 0 105 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-ESSINA TYL VERN 75-2694 19 46 1 104 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
CARNAL 21-5388 31 20 0 103 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LETHE 9-4782 34 31 2 100 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
MUKAARTH 16-5156 24 9 3 100 BLACKHEART'S AXE (4844) WILLAF
LENNY BAXTER 10-5064 20 14 1 100 TOWNSVILLAINS (4484) KOLACT
ED 209 5-3955 29 32 4 99 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 25 23 1 99 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
-TILAEN TYL SANH 74-3098 25 24 0 99 SAND DANCERS (2198) DAIYLA KIV
CALIAPHUS 16-5159 24 9 0 99 BLACKHEART'S AXE (4844) WILLAF
LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684 21 11 1 99 LUROCIANS VI (4279) ARADI
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 28 14 0 98 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
GLITTER MARKS 18-5023 35 25 1 95 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
KING BEAR 35-3629 26 14 1 95 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104 32 18 0 93 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
TIBERIOUS 17-6209 28 18 1 92 HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487) ALJAFIR
PICKLE JUICE 18-7741 22 27 0 92 BURN N' PILLAGE (1459) TALCAMA
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 21 17 1 92 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB
BUBBA 7-4833 25 50 0 91 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHIP 60-4413 7 10 0 90 RESCUE RANGERS (4859) ARADI
SWORDBREAKER 43-1087 31 21 0 89 WIDOWMAKERS (4836) VEASTIAN
FRANK 3-5707 40 72 1 87 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
-RETARD 68-7501 9 7 0 87 POLITICALLYINCORRECT (4864 FIREHOLD
-VASSAL 18-7637 24 12 2 86 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
BARRY 12-5663 24 15 0 86 THE CITY (4918) RIZTAB
F-BLACKSHADOW 51-4694 15 4 0 86 F-LLOD BLADES (4668) TRICORUS
HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055 26 40 0 84 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-SULTAN OF SWING 10-5076 23 13 2 84 TERRAPIN STATION (2351) KOLACT
MARK 5-4088 38 71 2 82 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
MAGENTA 3-5711 44 67 0 81 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
DOAMER 18-2265 28 27 1 81 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
ANYA 16-5160 18 15 1 80 BLACKHEART'S AXE (4844) WILLAF
-DINGO 35-3716 22 10 1 79 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
POTOMACC 21-5489 22 17 0 79 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
GOOBATRON 7-5026 24 22 1 78 FLOWER CHILDREN (314) BONSUR
JERICO 7-4862 18 50 0 78 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
NARCISSISTIC NUN 69-8644 7 5 0 78 ODD SQUAD (4769) CIMMERIAC
LOUD DRUNK 74-3554 23 17 1 77 PARTY GEEKS (4925) DAIYLA KIV
-EL RIPPOFF 42-3992 20 17 0 77 DELVERS (3453) RODEKI
SCORPIUS 45-3752 15 3 0 76 KNIGHT BREED (4929) STORMCROWE
-POSTMASTER P 36-5182 21 12 0 75 HELTER SKELTER (2379) JHANS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LUCKY LADY HAMMER 33-7043 18 15 2 74 CASINO HAMMERZ (4801) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
XYLZ AREE 25-4987 18 16 1 73 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN
GORDIAN 63-2104 24 17 0 72 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992 22 19 0 72 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
SPENCER 62-3610 14 11 2 71 THE BOLT (4779) VALAMANTIS
-TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454 2 2 0 71 THE GUYS (4180) FIREHOLD
DRY KEG 33-6679 26 40 0 69 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
IN THE PIG! 96-864 23 18 5 69 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
SOVEREYN 25-4870 21 9 0 69 CHAUCERS WORDS (4917) LYRATILAN
SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 28 32 0 67 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-ASH 36-4026 22 21 2 67 CLAN BATTLEAXE (3980) JHANS
THE BUTCHER 21-5374 18 5 0 67 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
-PURPLE FIREFISH 18-7982 17 14 1 66 BIG MEAN FISH (1304) TALCAMA
ALL-BLACK ZEBRA 16-1623 19 10 2 65 THE ZOO (2721) WILLAF
PENICILLEN 43-4299 25 8 0 64 MEDS (4924) VEASTIAN
HO HUM HO 18-7884 21 20 3 64 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GUNSLINGER 42-1587 19 23 2 64 KING'S KREW (4930) RODEKI
-MARCH MADNESS 4-5435 12 3 0 64 SPORTZ! (4921) JHELUM
TALON 18-7782 21 10 0 61 GET OUTTA MY WAY (4890) TALCAMA
ROBERT BYRD 22-6039 17 13 0 61 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
JONES 14-1283 21 119 4 60 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
FACE BREAKER 43-1099 26 24 0 59 WIDOWMAKERS (4836) VEASTIAN
-ONE BROW 2-5101 19 2 0 59 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931) NIANIA
-SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720 18 6 0 59 THE BLOODBANES (4851) SUNSET
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 21 15 0 58 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
PREDNIZONE 43-4298 18 15 0 58 MEDS (4924) VEASTIAN
THE TICK 12-5659 17 11 0 58 THE CITY (4918) RIZTAB
DARK THUNDER 6-5397 15 5 0 58 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
-<RETARDED RV> 7-5279 20 7 0 55 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (4670 BONSUR
MISERY 43-1337 14 16 0 55 HELL'S PAWNS (1242) VEASTIAN
-HOWLER 5-3591 15 9 0 54 THE TAKEN (4939) KALTOS
RAY 62-3611 15 9 0 52 THE BOLT (4779) VALAMANTIS
-HARALDUR 3-6325 15 6 0 51 AESIR (1373) OSKSI
SKYWISE 11-5687 17 22 1 49 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
ZEP 6-1331 16 7 0 49 IRON BROTHERS (4933) TRANSEL
ADAM 7-4830 21 54 2 48 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
-CASTALIAN 50-273 21 11 0 48 THE CYCLOPS (2518) SNOWBOUND
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 19 63 0 48 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
-UNOC 82-12676 12 11 0 47 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936) DWES EG
COCAINE 78-2311 24 50 0 46 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981 16 22 1 45 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN
CROCONAW 24-4475 13 3 1 44 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
-JOSTLING JAGUAR 12-5770 18 15 1 42 ARENA FELINES (1060) RIZTAB
SHYLAYLA MINOR 10-5066 20 14 0 40 PRAETORIAN GUARD (4192) KOLACT
-DOARIAN GRAY 98-916 7 3 4 28 LXG III (4937) SYVYN'S HILL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
XYLZ AREE 25-4987 18 16 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 4856 RAGING FIRE 29-4407 469
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Galen -- OK, you and I are going to have serious words if you continue to spread this
myth that rubbing my head has anything to do with receiving easy match-ups in the
arena. It's simply not true! If you don't stop it with the fantasy storytelling I
won't be able to attend the next FTF--every manager in Alastari with be looking to
get a piece of me! Few mannequins have hair on their heads, but let me assure you,
THIS one does! I would be forced into wearing a full helm just to fend off the hands
of the Great Unwashed. I don't want to even THINK about where some of those hands
have been! Ugh!!! -- Mannequin
Mannequin -- I think maybe that rumor was dispelled when Pink Ranger got matched
up with Belial last cycle. But a helmet might not be a bad idea. -- Galen
Galen -- That outfit, time before last, was not YELLOW, it was golden. Sort of
honey-colored, maybe. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
Oh, that's what I meant to say. Sorry. -- G
Eastwood -- Whew! I wasn't sure how that one would go. We Rirorni meet with so much
discrimination in these small plains towns, you know, and some people seem to take a,
um, pro-active stance with regard to law enforcement.... -- Similde
Foxy Lady -- It's the red hair, right? That gives you an edge, makes you fiery,
stuff like that. I wonder if henna would do the same? Maybe I'll give it a try. --
Glory
Louannsally -- A splendid effort, miss, but as you can see, I've been at this quite a
long time. Experience makes more of a difference than you might think--it's the old
saw about "age and cunning beating youth and skill." Better luck next time. -- Ho-
Chan the Axe
P.S. Galen, today it'll be blue and green in a pines-in-the-sky pattern, with silver
touches. Just so you know.
Thanks. I couldn't see the silver from up in the stands. -- Galen
Prednizone -- You know the saying, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it"? Well, there's
another one, "If you ain't sick, don't take meds." So I didn't. -- Xylz Aree
Dry Keg -- (surprised look) That's a joy of booze? Amazing. -- Lethe
P.S. You fought like you had a lot to do with emptying the keg in question.
Ho Hum Ho -- I wish you hadn't started the fight by yawning. You're a very
contagious yawner. -- Nolan Orgel
Mata Hari -- Next time, better luck. I thought you started well. -- Khirza (a Grand
Champion, heading for a winning record and getting worried about induction)
17 July 2004
I am currently trying to put together a favorites chart for AD warriors. I
desperately need help with this. What I need are style, favorite rhythm (ex.:
hi/low), favorite weapons, and tactics. What would be great is if you could send me
a copy of the invite with the warrior's name, id#, and arena blacked out. This way,
I can verify that this is an actual warrior. Minis will work, too!
For those interested, I have both a challenge style vs. style and a match-up style
vs. style chart. There's about 250 fights calculated in these charts, and I'll be
happy to send a copy to anyone who asks. You can contact me (if you're a free world
player) at: Rick Stringer, Merit/East, SCI, P.O. Box 500, Georgetown, DE 19947-0500.
If you're in prison, just send a diplo to: Baphomet, Mgr. Knights Templar (568), DM
#47--North Fork. (I also have a lot of other charts and info for anyone who wants
it.) Thanks!
30 July 2004
The total number of fights calculated was reported as 250 fights. This is a
misprint. It should have read "over 2,500 fights." -- Baphomet
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
COMFORTABLY NUMB viciously subdued MARCINKO in a 8 minute Challenge fight.
SCORPIUS savagely defeated THE TICK in a exciting 5 minute gory Challenge melee.
ARCOS was vanquished by SERAPH in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY was overpowered by SPOTTED PONY in a 1 minute Challenge match.
DOMINO was viciously subdued by LADY LUCK in a popular 15 minute Challenge duel.
KYLIE was beaten by ROAD TO DAKAR in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
SORROW was overcome by BELIAL in a action packed 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
SIDAHS lost to OX MULDER in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
HEARSAY was savagely defeated by PIPE BOMB in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
LARCENY defeated E. VICTOR in a action packed 3 minute Challenge match.
COUCH POTATO was savagely defeated by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
TEDDY BEAR was bested by AUDIE MURPHY in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
STONEWALL bested VICTORY in a exciting 2 minute Challenge battle.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK devastated VIGO in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
THE EXPLOITER was vanquished by LYTA ALEXANDER in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
AFGHAN REBEL vanquished DROOLING GOOBER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
NEVERMORE devastated CHOKING CHICKEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BRUNO overpowered ROMUALD B TUNE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LANCELOT was unbelievably bested by QRAPPY in a popular 3 minute Challenge contest.
COBRA was vanquished by NORAF in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CULUBRA vanquished FURTIVE RETURNS in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE overpowered AFRICAN GREY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
VAL BEMERIKI was defeated by DEBBIE DOES DM in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
NUNZIO was overpowered by CORAL SNAKE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
MOJO JOJO won victory over IMAGE ENHANCER in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
JOHNNY B GOODE overpowered KOGITSUNE MARU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
AXIS OF EVIL vanquished VIOLENT VOLE in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MIKE BELIEVE was handily defeated by JACOB in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GHENGIS KHAN defeated THERMODYNAMICS in a exciting 3 minute Challenge bout.
TIBERIOUS was overpowered by SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
KING BEAR was devastated by BIGGLES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ROBERT BYRD subdued COCAINE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
LENNY BAXTER savagely defeated BARRY in a popular 7 minute brutal Challenge fray.
THE BUTCHER demolished SKYWISE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
CHIP was beaten by CARNAL in a action packed 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
SIDON was overcome by E AHO LAULA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
SIR VIVOR won victory over MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a popular 4 minute match.
D. FILER demolished LAME AIM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal uneven duel.
GORDON handily defeated TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
PAPAYA BALROG devastated THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DUMBASS was overcome by FOXY LADY in a exciting 5 minute match.
COM DOT was defeated by TSUNAMI in a popular 6 minute battle.
AMAX vanquished MIDNIGHT IMP in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
ANKLEBITER overpowered STILLWATER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
GLACIER demolished PINK HEART in a 1 minute mismatched match.
STONE KILLER overpowered LINDA LOVELACE in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
JACKASS was handily defeated by JIMBY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched contest.
AVALANCHE bested JIM PENGOUIN in a 2 minute brutal battle.
NOFX bested THE BEAST in a 2 minute fight.
AFROSLEAZIAC devastated DANGER BOX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
WOBBLENUT viciously subdued THE PINK RANGER in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
JUST A JOB TO DO bested HIGH ELF in a popular 4 minute fight.
DARQ SPIRIT was devastated by MAGMA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
KATE BUSH was savagely defeated by MAELSTROM in a action packed 2 minute brutal fight.
THE HAPPY HOOKER overcame CRAZED GOBLIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING beat EBONSKAITH in a popular 3 minute gory struggle.
DALI PARTON was bested by SIGHTBLINDER in a action packed 1 minute match.
LOUANNSALLY viciously subdued GIGANTA in a popular 1 minute gory bout.
ONE NIGHT STAND was savagely defeated by IRON HEAD LEE in a 4 minute melee.
PEEG was demolished by YELLOWJACKET in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
SIMILDE overpowered ALVIN YORK in a action packed 1 minute bloody one-sided contest.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD was overpowered by THE BIG 'E' in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HOT HAZEL overpowered KHIRZA in a action packed 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
EMERALD DRAGONFLY overpowered JOHN HOLMES in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TOADY subdued H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
MIGHTY MITE was demolished by MEADOW VOLE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
PEACE slimly won victory over ELEKTRA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
POPE vanquished SULACCO in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
PRORIARITY was viciously subdued by SIR CUITOUS in a action packed 5 minute match.
UNBRIDLED vanquished WIMPY WIND in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WOUNDHEALER was bested by CARPET BURN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
VORTEX beat TICKLE ME HOFFA in a popular 1 minute match.
EARTHQUAKE was handily defeated by ASEROTH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VELVET VIXEN was savagely defeated by PARADISE PARROT in a 2 minute gory contest.
BURST demolished JOHN in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
HO-CHAN THE AXE was demolished by SNIPE HUNTER in a exciting 3 minute uneven duel.
SONORA MOUNTAIN overpowered WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
EVERSTORM was demolished by SIRTON in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
BLOODSTONE handily defeated RIFF-RAFF in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLACK RHINO was overpowered by BIG BROTHER in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
BLISS was devastated by BLONDIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome uneven bout.
STRONGEST #3 defeated HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
MATA HARI was beaten by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
S. MARY ROSE was viciously subdued by FRIED CHICKEN in a 2 minute battle.
THE BISMARCK was viciously subdued by ACK VERT in a action packed 2 minute duel.
VICTOR CALDERONE overcame GLORY in a exciting 2 minute match.
COOKIE SNORT was vanquished by BIG STRONG MAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DUCK RUBBER was handily defeated by EVE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HATSHEPSUT handily defeated PIPE LAYER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
RUG BURN was devastated by F. TIM in a action packed 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
COL SALOMON was defeated by FLESHRENDER in a popular 3 minute gory fight.
SEITAN was savagely defeated by CLAW in a exciting 2 minute gruesome brawl.
GRAY WIND overcame RABID DOG in a 2 minute duel.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX vanquished NEPHRON in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SODOM won victory over LETHE in a popular 2 minute fight.
SLAP HAPPY was viciously subdued by DADDY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome match.
ACUTE was viciously subdued by LEMON DROP in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
DALLAS vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided struggle.
LIL NOIR viciously subdued ZOMBIE STOMP in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
ED 209 vanquished HO HUM HO in a 1 minute uneven contest.
CALIAPHUS bested HERPES THE LUVBUG in a exciting 2 minute fight.
PUDDING PARADE overcame GORDIAN in a exciting 3 minute bloody brawl.
LLOSMIC LLAMMER was savagely defeated by PYGMY SHREW in a 2 minute duel.
SWINGDADDY-O demolished LOUD DRUNK in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
RAGING FIRE murdered XYLZ AREE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
DOAMER was devastated by MUKAARTH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
NOLAN ORGEL was overcome by GOOBATRON in a action packed 1 minute gruesome battle.
NARCISSISTIC NUN outlasted RAY in a exciting 7 minute match.
SOVEREYN was beaten by FRANK in a 2 minute fight.
SHYLAYLA MINOR was luckily beaten by SQUEEZE CHEESE in a exciting 5 minute fight.
CROCONAW was bested by DARK THUNDER in a exciting 3 minute battle.
NIXIE SEASPRITE was luckily beaten by MAGENTA in a action packed 3 minute conflict.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH demolished IN THE PIG! in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JONES lost to POTOMACC in a 2 minute bout.
DRY KEG was viciously subdued by MARK in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
LUCKY LADY HAMMER won victory over PREDNIZONE in a 2 minute conflict.
JERICO was luckily beaten by SWORDBREAKER in a action packed 1 minute brutal struggle.
ALL-BLACK ZEBRA was demolished by GLITTER MARKS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SPENCER outlasted SNAPPY GEORGE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute duel.
2 + 2 = 4 was viciously subdued by TALON in a 3 minute brutal competition.
PICKLE JUICE devastated ADAM in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GUNSLINGER was overpowered by THE LIMELIGHT in a 1 minute mismatched struggle.
ANYA overpowered ZEP in a 1 minute uneven contest.
F-BLACKSHADOW vanquished FACE BREAKER in a exciting 3 minute one-sided competition.
MISERY was unbelievably bested by PENICILLEN in a exciting 8 minute gory conflict.
BUBBA overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 85 LUNGING ATTACK 413 - 319 - 7 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 35 PARRY-STRIKE 34 - 32 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 29 SLASHING ATTACK 148 - 143 - 4 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 23 AIMED BLOW 88 - 88 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 20 WALL OF STEEL 165 - 177 - 2 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 18 TOTAL PARRY 96 - 107 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 16 PARRY-LUNGE 71 - 80 - 0 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 10 BASHING ATTACK 41 - 48 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 32 - 39 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 STRIKING ATTACK 78 - 118 - 1 40 |
Turn 469 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 12 - 6 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 11 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 7 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 20 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 46 - 39 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 12 - 11 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 5 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 14 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW BELIAL 7-3838 112 69 2 520 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
BASHING ATTACK GLACIER 75-2046 76 42 3 343 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
LUNGING ATTACK D. FILER 9-4721 48 13 1 297 LETTER BOMBS (4530)
SLASHING ATTACK PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 90 55 1 294 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)
WALL OF STEEL ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 54 29 2 264 KA-POW! (3970)
TOTAL PARRY LADY LUCK 18-2925 48 39 1 251 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-LUNGE NEVERMORE 1-5260 31 28 2 226 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)
PARRY-STRIKE FOXY LADY 18-2695 56 42 0 214 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
STRIKING ATTACK CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 27 24 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505 57 35 0 200 SPECIAL ED (2722)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was LADY LUCK 18-2925. The ten other most popular fighters were
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855, SCORPIUS 45-3752, SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015, TSUNAMI 75-2214,
DUMBASS 49-1361, THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966, LENNY BAXTER 10-5064, MR. WRINKLE-FREE
42-3880, MARCINKO 97-961, and FOXY LADY 18-2695.
The least popular fighter this week was ZEP 6-1331. The other ten least popular
fighters were ADAM 7-4830, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, IN THE PIG! 96-864, NOLAN ORGEL
25-4981, NEPHRON 30-4147, RUG BURN 18-3702, DUCK RUBBER 18-7196, JOHN HOLMES 69-7255,
STILLWATER 25-3762, and KING BEAR 35-3629.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 3 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 5 4 0 LYRATILAN(25) 2 5 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 2 0
JHELUM(4) 2 2 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 4 2 0
KALTOS(5) 3 0 0 POINT(27) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 6 5 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 1 0 MORYA(28) 0 2 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 5 4 0
BONSUR(7) 3 3 0 LAPUR(29) 2 3 1 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 2 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 3 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 3 2 0
KOLACT(10) 7 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 2 0 ARVAT(32) 2 0 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 2 4 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 4 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 3 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 3 1 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 2 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 0 2 0
MALCORN(15) 2 1 0 JHANS(36) 2 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 7 4 0
WILLAF(16) 3 2 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 1 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 18 14 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 4 6 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 2 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 6 3 0 RODEKI(42) 5 4 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 4 2 0 VEASTIAN(43) 3 5 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
TI(23) 0 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEVERMORE 1-5260 31 28 2 226 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 36 25 1 213 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 48 45 1 216 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
POPE 5-4090 50 59 2 200 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730 47 47 1 196 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 112 69 2 520 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
D. FILER 9-4721 48 13 1 297 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 84 41 0 221 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992 22 19 0 72 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 28 30 0 171 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
ARCOS 13-3373 33 66 2 195 EL EQUIDO (3225) DULLENS
JONES 14-1283 21 119 4 60 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 54 29 2 264 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 37 27 1 173 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
DOMINO 17-3227 61 47 2 200 THE OFFENDERS (1987) ALJAFIR
WOBBLENUT 18-6650 73 53 0 291 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
NOFX 19-3180 69 36 2 224 THE MOTHERSHIP II (3104) ZUWAYZA
STONE KILLER 21-5245 39 11 1 255 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
ANKLEBITER 22-1163 57 45 3 256 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 57 35 0 200 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
CROCONAW 24-4475 13 3 1 44 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
STONEWALL 25-3895 37 42 2 215 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 52 35 1 209 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 26 19 0 125 GET SMART (4066) POINT
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 44 29 0 191 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
COBRA 29-4355 22 18 1 173 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 32 30 1 112 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
SIDON 31-3712 36 24 2 196 DARQUE FORCES (4880) CHIMLEVTAL
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 44 40 1 176 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
LEMON DROP 33-6685 32 34 0 152 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 45 47 0 192 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 52 51 2 212 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
GORDON 36-4536 58 20 1 282 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 90 55 1 294 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 19 63 0 48 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
STRONGEST #3 40-173 48 96 1 176 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 19 23 1 171 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
JIMBY 42-3777 48 42 1 220 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 50 23 1 195 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SCORPIUS 45-3752 15 3 0 76 KNIGHT BREED (4929) STORMCROWE
DUMBASS 49-1361 49 62 1 202 BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310) VITHICAR
BRUNO 51-4332 41 19 2 214 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586 78 63 2 227 MAGICK (3778) ARADI
OX MULDER 62-3121 38 22 0 222 THE BEARS (3345) VALAMANTIS
PIPE LAYER 63-2406 29 12 0 141 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021 29 10 0 244 AND SO IT BEGINS (4306) DAL SHANG
THE PINK RANGER 68-9166 36 27 1 201 SUPERIOR FORCES X (3582) FIREHOLD
SERAPH 69-5725 32 13 1 231 DEATH REALM (4105) CIMMERIAC
AMAX 71-3590 27 17 0 253 COAL, INC. (4576) KYR'TERR
EVE 72-4596 15 5 0 143 DARQUE FORCES (4884) DRAGONHEAD
BLISS 74-2940 30 18 0 134 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
GLACIER 75-2046 76 42 3 343 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
SIDAHS 77-176 39 30 3 194 RESCUE (3887) MAZGOURRAH
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 37 37 1 152 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 26 12 1 213 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 28 17 5 212 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 29 20 5 199 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
HOT HAZEL 98-608 22 29 4 202 JUNKYARD WARS (4500) SYVYN'S HILL
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