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Date   : 08/17/2004    Duedate: 08/30/2004

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-470

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 PIMPS 9/4318           16    6  0 72.7      GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345              
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808              
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          LOST SOULS II 9/2309                  
    RESSURRECTION 82/4941                    17 KNIGHT BREED 45/4929    9    7  0 56.3
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       DARQUE FORCES 72/4884                 
  2 THE BOLT 62/4779      385  217  5 64.0      DARQUE FORCES 31/4880                 
    MIKE'S INK 62/4677                       18 THE NUKES 3/1445      286  239  2 54.5
    MY ROCK BAND 60/3110                        OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430                 
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       FRUIT PUPPETS 37/2520                 
  3 DEATH REALM 69/4105   697  397  8 63.7   19 WATER DECK 24/4935    243  217  1 52.8
    THE MOTHERSHIP II 19/3104                   GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
    GET OUTTA MY WAY 18/4890                    CAMERON CRAZIES 9/3908                
  4 LAFFALYMPICS 56/4947  123   74  1 62.4      METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                
  5 BLACKHEART'S 16/4844   16   10  0 61.5      FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622             
  6 CORPS 74/3405        2563 1646 48 60.9      CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
    BOY O'S 51/4027                          20 MAGICK 60/3778        394  356 10 52.5
    THE BEARS 62/3345                           FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331               
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583             
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           CARTOUCHE 51/3495                     
    THE BEARS 48/677                            AND SO IT BEGINS 65/4306              
    BABES 36/3876                               EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452            
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                     21 ENIGMA 62/4768        167  151  1 52.5
  7 UNTOUCHABLES 18/3633    6    4  0 60.0      ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
  8 KA-POW! 15/3970      1147  773 13 59.7      TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    COAL, INC. 71/4576                          JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500                 
  9 CLUB CULTURE 60/4637  307  212  6 59.2      THE ZOO 16/2721                       
    SCRAGITARIOUS 21/3327                    22 QUBIT 10/4490         936  851 10 52.4
 10 FOOD FIGHT 33/3860     84   59  0 58.7      SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                       TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
 11 MEOW MIX 21/4519      184  131  4 58.4      TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
 12 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796   39   28  1 58.2      VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
    FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709             23 SPECIAL ED 23/2722    217  198  1 52.3
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471               
 13 PHILLY 82/4942       1533 1120 16 57.8   24 BOXES 60/4147        1470 1367 18 51.8
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305                      DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    SPORTZ! 4/4921                              ODD SQUAD 69/4769                     
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   THE LAST STRAW V 71/4420              
    GNAT PAK 82/4943                            NO MORE TEARS 82/4773                 
 14 ENVENOMED 82/4693     343  254  5 57.5      TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                  25 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  600  601  9 50.0
    GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763                      SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/3582             
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145            
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
 15 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279   13   10  0 56.5      SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
    F-LLOD BLADES 51/4668                       SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
 16 GET SMART 27/4066     954  742 13 56.3   26 BURN N' PILL 18/1459   10   10  0 50.0
    PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987                  27 SUNDAY COMIC 75/4948    3    3  0 50.0
    WORKING MEN 63/4752                      28-GLORY BOUND T 2/4931    2    2  0 50.0
    LOST SOULS II 4/2818                     29 FEVER PITCH 21/3240   716  720  6 49.9
    MAIN COURSE 82/4440                         DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608              

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800                       SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601               
    BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD 49/1310                   THE SIERRAS 19/4891                   
    WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433                  MITHRAL HALO 62/4873                  
 30-LXG III 98/4937       157  159  0 49.7      SWIFT CURRENT 60/4684                 
 31 LEGALESE 75/4658      194  201  3 49.1      WYLDERNESS WYLD 16/4877               
    HEROESANDFOUNDONES 17/4487               46 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    587  809  6 42.0
    THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                      LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                
    GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595                          ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
 32 MONSTER CHIL 63/4940   19   20  1 48.7      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
 33 CLAN BATTLEA 82/4122  212  224  2 48.6      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    CLAN BATTLEAXE 5 11/4113                    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
    CLAN BATTLE AXE 15/2729                     WILD KINGDOM 35/4193                  
    CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062                   SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    CLAN BATTLEAXE 73/3904                      REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    CLAN BATTLEAXE 36/3980                   47 KILL'EM ALL 65/3698     5    7  0 41.7
    CLAN BATTLEAXE 41/3613                   48 GENOCIDE 51/4423       43   61  1 41.3
 34 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  454  488  7 48.2      THE WARRIORS 10/438                   
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     PRAETORIAN GUARD 10/4192              
 35 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680   38   43  1 46.9      LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... 36/4932          
    CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734                 49-MINOTAURS 16/2212       6    9  1 40.0
 36 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  156  180  0 46.4      THE CYCLOPS 50/2518                   
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                    50 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   15   25  1 37.5
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                    51 MEDS 43/4924           50   87  0 36.5
 37 GIFTED 69/3978        798  926  9 46.3      BUMS 'R' US 60/4507                   
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        THE CITY 12/4918                      
    NASTY PETS 82/4846                          CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917                
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683                 
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     PARTY GEEKS 74/4925                   
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     52 CASINO HAMME 33/4801    4    7  0 36.4
 38 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  688  836  8 45.1   53-TOWNSVILLAIN 10/4484   11   20  0 35.5
 39 WIDOWMAKERS 43/4836    11   14  0 44.0      POWERPUFF GIRLS 12/4515               
 40 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      252  322  1 43.9   54 MEN 29/4412           632 1177 11 34.9
 41 BIRDS 41/4735         179  232  1 43.6      TALES 43/2584                         
    THE OFFENDERS 17/1987                       JOHNS 5/3510                          
    RESCUE 77/3887                              HABIT 78/4547                         
    ERRATA 25/3564                              STORIES 49/2835                       
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    EL EQUIDO 13/3225                           WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                       MIKES 14/3982                         
    ERRATUM 26/4945                             JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
 42 ELFQUEST 11/4928       51   67  0 43.2   55 BLUE MOON 9/3907      453  960  4 32.1
    SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372                     DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
 43 SONS OF SATAN 21/69    48   63  0 43.2      SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706                      HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
 44 BLADE ZEN 74/4492      71   94  0 43.0      THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
    FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                     56 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   63  134  0 32.0
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                    57 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698    5   15  0 25.0
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                   58 HELL'S PAWNS 43/1242    1    3  0 25.0
    THE BLOODBANES 21/4851                   59 KING'S KREW 42/4930     0    3  0  0.0
 45 DELTA DOOM 17/4745      6    8  0 42.9   60 IRON BROTHERS 6/4933    0    2  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

My Talahyan Friends!

     I hope you're all prospering on this fine summer day.  I'm running late and so
will have to keep it very short.
     According to Zontani, Belial wears pantyhose under his armor.  I have heard that
such a garment is very beneficial in preventing hernias and other strains, but I
don't know what brand our Tower Guardian would recommend.  Our single TV challenge
was to Belial.  COMFORTABLY NUMB (96-855) (28-17-5,212) of FLOYD'S PINK BRO' TV
challenged BELIAL (7-3838) (112-69-2,520) of WICKED MARTYRS.  COMFORTABLY NUMB was
viciously subdued by our premier Aimed Blow Practitioner in a 3 minute Challenge
Title fight.  Bravely challenged, CN.  Well fought, Belial.  But you should write a
column.
     Castaways was the most avoided team; imagine that!  Its one representative, the
playful cat-woman Khirza, never challenges.  Nevertheless, she was avoided by Solaran
Berserk.  Strange.  LOUANNSALLY (18-4564) (48-48-3,187) of OUT OF THE HILLS fought
KHIRZA (7-1862) (117-136-3,180) of CASTAWAYS.  LOUANNSALLY was defeated by KHIRZA in
a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
     No one was killed this cycle, thank Ruvian.
     Ho-Chan, our perennial popularity leader, won his fight this cycle.  He still
has quite a way to go to achieve a winning record however.  HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670)
(108-149-2,190) of SAND DANCERS fought HOFFA (49-3185) (60-86-0,155) of STORIES.  HO-
CHAN THE AXE savagely defeated HOFFA in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
     Cheese Steak won our scum sympathy vote this cycle although I'm not so sure he
was scummed.  SPENCER (62-3610) (14-11-2,71) of THE BOLT fought CHEESE STEAK (82-
20346) (10-8-0,38) of PHILLY.  SPENCER was savagely defeated by CHEESE STEAK in a 6
minute competition.  Well done of course, CS.
     And our least favored warrior this cycle was Antezel, who although clearly a
competent warrior, had a very bad day and was put down in a few seconds.  ANYA (16-
5160) (18-15-1,80) of BLACKHEART'S AXE fought ANTEZEL (16-4988) (15-11-1,51) of
WYLDERNESS WYLD.  ANYA overpowered ANTEZEL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
     Still, Antezel didn't do as badly as Loud Drunk (one hopes he was not living
down to his name), whose name currently graces the bottom of the warrior list.  LOUD
DRUNK (74-3554) (23-17-1,77) of PARTY GEEKS fought GREENHOUSE EFFECT (82-12996) (5-3-
0,18) of GLOBAL WARMING.  LOUD DRUNK was overpowered by GREENHOUSE EFFECT in a 1
minute one-sided fight.  LD indeed did curse loudly when hit, but he did not appear
intoxicated.  We hope he will do better in the future.
     Well, I said it would be short, and it is.  I wish you all a fun two weeks.

                                                                         Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BELIAL 7-3838              113  69  2  534  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GLACIER 75-2046             77  42  3  358  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           74  53  0  316  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 D. FILER 9-4721             49  13  1  310  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035       91  55  1  305  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 GORDON 36-4536              59  20  1  296  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        40  11  1  285  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       55  29  2  280  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 ANKLEBITER 22-1163          58  45  3  278  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021      30  10  0  264  AND SO IT BEGINS (4306)    DAL SHANG
 AMAX 71-3590                28  17  0  264  COAL, INC. (4576)          KYR'TERR
 AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941        61  40  7  250  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MAGMA 75-2049               74  48  0  243  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 OX MULDER 62-3121           39  22  0  243  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            32  28  2  239  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636        59  33  4  238  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 JIMBY 42-3777               49  42  1  238  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 TSUNAMI 75-2214             33  12  2  237  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    50  52  0  232  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-SERAPH 69-5725              32  13  1  231  DEATH REALM (4105)         CIMMERIAC
 FOXY LADY 18-2695           57  42  0  227  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     55  34  2  226  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         53  51  2  224  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 SORROW 1-2863               44  29  2  224  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 SIR CUITOUS 10-4514         48  34  0  221  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         41  30  3  221  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  58  35  0  220  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   50  56  0  219  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  43  30  0  219  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           27  12  1  219  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    53  35  1  217  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 POPE 5-4090                 51  59  2  217  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 E AHO LAULA 21-4224         37  22  0  217  FEVER PITCH (3240)         SUNSET
-STONEWALL 25-3895           37  42  2  215  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 DANGER BOX 60-4963          31  33  0  215  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
 NORAF 82-3856               17  10  0  215  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     38  40  0  213  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 EARTHQUAKE 75-1663          87  66  3  212  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 DUMBASS 49-1361             50  62  1  212  BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310)   VITHICAR
 PRORIARITY 21-4159          46  34  3  211  SCRAGITARIOUS (3327)       SUNSET

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    56  60  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          40  37  0  210  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 KYLIE 18-6057               29  23  1  210  UNTOUCHABLES (3633)        TALCAMA
-BURST 25-3654               43  31  1  209  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855     28  18  5  209  FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       22   6  0  209  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 VICTORY 75-757              21  19  2  209  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829      75  71  6  208  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        33  32  0  208  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   49  44  3  207  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MARCINKO 97-961             29  21  5  206  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 MIDNIGHT IMP 18-4731        92  67  3  205  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 ASEROTH 71-2821             41  27  0  205  THE LAST STRAW V (4420)    KYR'TERR
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        38  28  1  205  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            23  29  4  204  JUNKYARD WARS (4500)       SYVYN'S HILL
 DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     52  42  1  203  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         48  47  1  203  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-KARAK VHAZ 11-654           45  52  0  203  CLAN BATTLEAXE 5 (4113)    ARUAK CITY
 TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127     41  39  1  202  DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608)    CIMMERIAC
 HEARSAY 75-2721             30  21  3  201  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 NOFX 19-3180                69  37  2  200  THE MOTHERSHIP II (3104)   ZUWAYZA
-DOMINO 17-3227              61  47  2  200  THE OFFENDERS (1987)       ALJAFIR
 THE BEAST 3-5547            55  72  0  200  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 QRAPPY 10-4761              45  56  1  200  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    27  25  0  200  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-JR. GORK 48-1909            46  20  0  199  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 ACK VERT 18-7429            38  24  1  199  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               31  32  2  199  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           84  42  0  198  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
-LANCELOT 25-3794            44  39  2  198  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         36  26  1  198  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 TOADY 60-3097               33  21  1  198  MY ROCK BAND (3110)        ARADI
 CORAL SNAKE 65-5017         25  11  1  198  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG
 PEEG 43-2613               136 129  3  197  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    72  60  1  197  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           48  40  1  197  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THE BIG 'E' 9-4474          48  39  0  197  CAMERON CRAZIES (3908)     ZUKAL
 MAELSTROM 75-2202           57  30  1  196  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
-SIDON 31-3712               36  24  2  196  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         48  46  1  195  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      45  75 17  195  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
-ARCOS 13-3373               33  66  2  195  EL EQUIDO (3225)           DULLENS
 JOHN HOLMES 69-7255         64  36  1  194  GIFTED (3978)              CIMMERIAC
-SIDAHS 77-176               39  30  3  194  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
 AVALANCHE 75-2213           31  12  1  194  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873     27  20  1  194  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG
 VIGO 18-6086                27   6  0  194  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     111 150  2  193  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           76  56  0  193  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 RONALD REAGAN 22-831        30  16  1  193  CONSPIRACY INC. (706)      SOLVEN
 LAME AIM 22-5656            24  17  1  193  GLADIATION FOLLY (4345)    SOLVEN
-PINK HEART 62-3643          17   5  2  193  MIKE'S INK (4677)          VALAMANTIS
 KHIRZA 7-1862              118 136  3  192  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586   78  64  2  192  MAGICK (3778)              ARADI
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          48  41  1  192  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 UNBRIDLED 15-3923           48  35  1  192  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
-VELVET VIXEN 9-3275         39  41  0  192  LOST SOULS II (2309)       ZUKAL
-JACKASS 21-4526             29  28  0  192  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
-E. VICTOR 9-4864            21  21  3  192  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 THE EXPLOITER 22-1226       59  40  1  191  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    40  34  5  191  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   28  13  0  191  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 BIG BROTHER 3-5568          51  68  1  190  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 LARCENY 75-2720             33  24  0  190  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 JHEREG 4-4144               29  32  4  190  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509  28  17  2  190  CARNAGE CANARIES (4734)    SUNSET
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      44  30  0  189  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708         42  46  2  189  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223    21  14  0  189  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 VORTEX 75-1870              73  75  0  188  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      50  24  1  188  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
-MOJO JOJO 10-4643           32  37  2  188  TOWNSVILLAINS (4484)       KOLACT
-KISURIS 16-1342             26  24  6  188  MINOTAURS (2212)           WILLAF
-PISTOL 65-6205              49  43  1  187  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 COM DOT 65-6217             49  32  0  186  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 BRUNO 51-4332               41  20  2  186  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          28  34  1  186  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-STILLWATER 25-3762          30  55  0  185  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        45  48  0  184  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 TEDDY BEAR 35-2828          40  24  2  184  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-VALKYRIE 73-2411            38  27  2  184  CLAN BATTLEAXE (3904)      ERINIKA
 HATSHEPSUT 51-4157          57  78  1  183  CARTOUCHE (3495)           TRICORUS
 SIRTON 82-9190              16   6  0  183  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 WOUNDHEALER 65-4496         14   8  1  183  BOOK OF SWORDS (4305)      DAL SHANG
 LOUANNSALLY 18-4564         48  49  3  181  OUT OF THE HILLS (2808)    TALCAMA
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         42  51  3  181  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE PINK RANGER 68-9166     36  28  1  180  SUPERIOR FORCES X (3582)   FIREHOLD
 SIMILDE 51-4248             54  97  0  178  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          45  40  1  178  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    28  31  0  178  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 BLACK RHINO 71-1834         47  36  1  177  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 KRARSHT 21-750              28  18  3  177  SONS OF SATAN (69)         SUNSET
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         71  49  1  175  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 GLORY 1-6847                45  47  0  175  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 HOFFA 49-3185               62  88  0  174  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       40  40  1  174  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        37  28  1  174  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      32  32  0  173  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-COBRA 29-4355               22  18  1  173  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
-POUNCER 41-2768             55  58  3  172  CLAN BATTLEAXE (3613)      KATI-TEI
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      53  54  1  172  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-EASTWOOD 7-4788             36  31  1  172  GUNFIGHTERS (4595)         BONSUR
 MATA HARI 41-3812           37  29  0  171  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
-AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        19  23  1  171  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 JACOB 10-233                58  75  2  169  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 EVERSTORM 69-641            52  49  2  169  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 NUNZIO 51-4799              24  12  1  169  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018        47  35  3  167  GENOCIDE (4423)            TRICORUS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PIPE LAYER 63-2406          30  12  0  167  WORKING MEN (4752)         AMEN-TEI
 RABID DOG 82-1078           17  10  0  167  NASTY PETS (4846)          DWES EG
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         48  97  1  165  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        18  14  0  164  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661       30  10  0  163  MAIN COURSE (4440)         DWES EG
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      23   5  1  163  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     31  83  1  158  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        29  25  0  158  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        37  38  1  157  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-DIVAM STOR 82-1989          30  21  1  157  CLAN BATTLEAXE (4122)      DWES EG
 BIGGLES 60-6032             30  37  0  157  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            21  19  1  157  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 LUGH 4-3809                 36  25  3  156  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 SULACCO 4-5128              26  25  2  155  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          32  35  0  154  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 F. TIM 78-2315              34  37  1  152  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        37  17  0  151  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KARMAKAZI 4-4255            28  21  0  150  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 MOTORBREATH 65-5097         25  10  0  150  KILL'EM ALL (3698)         DAL SHANG
 GIGANTA 62-3197             39  51  2  149  SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145)  VALAMANTIS
 ACUTE 60-6048               21   9  0  149  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 CULUBRA 10-235              54  72  0  148  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 ZOMBIE STOMP 82-2617        16   9  0  147  NO MORE TEARS (4773)       DWES EG
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            55  58  4  143  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   44  24  0  143  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            18   9  1  143  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
-EVE 72-4596                 15   5  0  143  DARQUE FORCES (4884)       DRAGONHEAD
-MIKE BELIEVE 12-5552        26  29  0  142  POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515)     RIZTAB
 DALLAS 18-6860              18  28  0  142  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 ELEKTRA 4-3652              33  19  0  139  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
-LIBERTY BELLE 12-5448       25  37  0  139  POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515)     RIZTAB
 JOHN 29-4177                48  63  0  137  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 RAGING FIRE 29-4407         22   6  3  137  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      27  19  0  135  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
 CLAW 21-5337                25   7  2  135  MEOW MIX (4519)            SUNSET
-GHENGIS KHAN 17-6205        31  14  0  134  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
 BLISS 74-2940               30  19  0  134  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   37  20  1  133  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BLONDIE 36-5723             22  21  1  130  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           31  30  0  128  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 FLESHRENDER 43-1108         27  24  0  126  WIDOWMAKERS (4836)         VEASTIAN
-SODOM 31-4368               24  10  1  126  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 RUG BURN 18-3702            27  36  4  125  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DADDY 62-3640               19  12  0  119  MIKE'S INK (4677)          VALAMANTIS
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         29  27  1  117  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     27  34  3  116  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SEITAN 17-4403              38  43  1  114  KINDRED OF KAOS (2471)     ALJAFIR
 BUBBA 7-4833                26  50  0  114  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         21   7  3  114  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 CARNAL 21-5388              31  21  0  112  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       26  23  1  112  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       36  25  1  111  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 KING BEAR 35-3629           27  14  1  108  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 LETHE 9-4782                35  31  2  107  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        29  34  0  107  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ED 209 5-3955               30  32  4  106  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104       33  18  0  104  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         37  47  0  103  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          25  42  0  103  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 NEPHRON 30-4147             32  31  1  101  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GRAPH 3-6073                19  44  0  101  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      29  14  0  100  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-LENNY BAXTER 10-5064        20  14  1  100  TOWNSVILLAINS (4484)       KOLACT
 CREME A. SHUN 17-6152       16  11  1  100  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
-TILAEN TYL SANH 74-3098     25  24  0   99  SAND DANCERS (2198)        DAIYLA KIV
 MARK 5-4088                 39  71  2   98  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SWORDBREAKER 43-1087        32  21  0   98  WIDOWMAKERS (4836)         VEASTIAN
 PREDNIZONE 43-4298          19  15  0   98  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
-KARO LEE 17-6133            19  41  0   98  MIDDLE WAY (4534)          ALJAFIR
 LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     21  12  1   95  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 PICKLE JUICE 18-7741        23  27  0   94  BURN N' PILLAGE (1459)     TALCAMA
-TIBERIOUS 17-6209           28  18  1   92  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BATAAKAPPU 12-5698          23  20  1   90  POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515)     RIZTAB
-CHIP 60-4413                 7  10  0   90  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 MAGENTA 3-5711              45  67  0   89  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 DOAMER 18-2265              29  27  1   89  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BARRY 12-5663               24  16  0   87  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 KEOKOTAH 33-6471            20  11  2   87  SACKETT'S & CO. (4601)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 AKLAR 62-3700               19  13  1   87  MITHRAL HALO (4873)        VALAMANTIS
-VASSAL 18-7637              24  12  2   86  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 POTOMACC 21-5489            23  17  0   86  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            25  22  1   85  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
-KOREEN 65-6490              22  18  1   85  REFUGEES (3122)            DAL SHANG
 ANYA 16-5160                19  15  1   85  BLACKHEART'S AXE (4844)    WILLAF
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       22  15  0   84  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MUKAARTH 16-5156            24  10  3   83  BLACKHEART'S AXE (4844)    WILLAF
 CHASITY BELT 18-6507        18   5  0   82  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 JERICO 7-4862               19  50  0   81  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 JONES 14-1283               22 119  4   80  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 NARCISSISTIC NUN 69-8644     8   5  0   80  ODD SQUAD (4769)           CIMMERIAC
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          24  18  5   79  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 F-BLACKSHADOW 51-4694       15   5  0   79  F-LLOD BLADES (4668)       TRICORUS
 POCKET FISSION 3-6066       21  11  2   77  THE NUKES (1445)           OSKSI
-EL RIPPOFF 42-3992          20  17  0   77  DELVERS (3453)             RODEKI
 MISERY 43-1337              15  16  0   77  HELL'S PAWNS (1242)        VEASTIAN
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         19   5  0   76  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
-POSTMASTER P 36-5182        21  12  0   75  HELTER SKELTER (2379)      JHANS
-NICKEL 26-4240              19  18  0   75  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      29  32  0   73  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 PENICILLEN 43-4299          26   8  0   73  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          19   6  0   73  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
 GORDIAN 63-2104             24  18  0   72  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        12   1  0   72  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           20  63  0   71  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 CROCONAW 24-4475            14   3  1   71  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           22  20  3   70  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LUCKY LADY HAMMER 33-7043   18  16  2   70  CASINO HAMMERZ (4801)      NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CALIAPHUS 16-5159           24  10  0   69  BLACKHEART'S AXE (4844)    WILLAF
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           18  17  1   69  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720    18   7  0   68  THE BLOODBANES (4851)      SUNSET
 SLAKE 82-12993               6   2  0   68  WORD OF THE DAY (4861)     DWES EG
-ASH 36-4026                 22  21  2   67  CLAN BATTLEAXE (3980)      JHANS
 TALON 18-7782               22  10  0   67  GET OUTTA MY WAY (4890)    TALCAMA
-CHERRY CHEETAH 11-5549      19   8  1   66  ANIMAL FARM (4944)         ARUAK CITY
-PURPLE FIREFISH 18-7982     17  14  1   66  BIG MEAN FISH (1304)       TALCAMA
-ALL-BLACK ZEBRA 16-1623     19  10  2   65  THE ZOO (2721)             WILLAF
 CHEESE STEAK 82-20346       11   8  0   65  PHILLY (4942)              DWES EG
 FRANK 3-5707                40  73  1   64  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 THE TICK 12-5659            18  11  0   64  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DRY KEG 33-6679             26  41  0   63  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996   6   3  0   62  GLOBAL WARMING (4763)      DWES EG
 ROBERT BYRD 22-6039         17  14  0   61  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 BLUE 19-4647                15   5  0   61  THE SIERRAS (4891)         ZUWAYZA
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            15   4  0   60  KNIGHT BREED (4929)        STORMCROWE
 TYCANE 60-6001              20  13  1   59  SWIFT CURRENT (4684)       ARADI
 DESPAIR 43-1217             19  20  2   59  HELL'S PAWNS (1242)        VEASTIAN
 ASH 17-6145                 16   5  1   59  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         15   6  0   59  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 MARCH MADNESS 4-5435        12   4  0   58  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 FACE BREAKER 43-1099        26  25  0   56  WIDOWMAKERS (4836)         VEASTIAN
-ARDEN 75-3025               16   8  0   56  DARK TOADS (4505)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 SOVEREYN 25-4870            21  10  0   55  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 GUNSLINGER 42-1587          19  24  2   55  KING'S KREW (4930)         RODEKI
-HOWLER 5-3591               15   9  0   54  THE TAKEN (4939)           KALTOS
 RAY 62-3611                 15  10  0   54  THE BOLT (4779)            VALAMANTIS
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   26  41  0   53  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SPENCER 62-3610             14  12  2   53  THE BOLT (4779)            VALAMANTIS
-MARS 41-3989                15   6  0   51  WANDERERS (4272)           KATI-TEI
 ADAM 7-4830                 21  55  2   49  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 ZEP 6-1331                  16   8  0   49  IRON BROTHERS (4933)       TRANSEL
 ANTEZEL 16-4988             15  12  1   49  WYLDERNESS WYLD (4877)     WILLAF
-CASTALIAN 50-273            21  11  0   48  THE CYCLOPS (2518)         SNOWBOUND
-LEADFOOT 40-3516            14   6  0   48  TACO GODS (1191)           ZENSU
 SHYLAYLA MINOR 10-5066      20  15  0   47  PRAETORIAN GUARD (4192)    KOLACT
 SKYWISE 11-5687             17  23  1   46  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    21  18  1   45  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 COCAINE 78-2311             24  51  0   42  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         16  23  1   42  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 LOUD DRUNK 74-3554          23  18  1   38  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAIYLA KIV
-DOARIAN GRAY 98-916          7   3  4   28  LXG III (4937)             SYVYN'S HILL
-SAM S GNAT 82-29267          3   0  0    9  GNAT PAK (4943)            DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

The Tick -- Sorry about that!  That was my challenge from the cycle before.  They
arrived too late to run the turn before, and the boss didn't send in any new ones for
this turn.  Not a regular practice of mine, but I understand completely if you feel
the need to retaliate. -- Scorpius

Alvin York -- You have to earn the win here, and you haven't quite earned one from
me.  (sigh)  No doubt you will soon enough. -- Similde

Snipe Hunter -- But the real question is, can you catch a snipe?  Tricky critters,
snipe. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Victor Calderone -- Good thing I didn't expect you to be a gentleman about it all,
isn't it? -- Glory

Sodom -- That's a terrible burden your manager has put onto you. -- Lethe
P.S.  The name.  A lot of work there.

Raging Fire -- (crossly)  You just burn me up! -- Xylz Aree

Goobatron -- I've heard about you, and I was ready. -- Nolan Orgel

Cocaine -- Drugs are bad; so are your skills. -- C. Canary

30 July 2004
The total number of fights calculated was reported as 250 fights.  This is a
misprint.  It should have read "over 2,500 fights." -- Baphomet

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COMFORTABLY NUMB was viciously subdued by BELIAL in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
NEVERMORE subdued LADY LUCK in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
OX MULDER overpowered AVALANCHE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
KYLIE savagely defeated QRAPPY in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge fight.
COUCH POTATO was devastated by MIGHTY MITE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MARCINKO was savagely defeated by D. FILER in a 5 minute Challenge brawl.
BIG BROTHER was handily defeated by AMAX in a 2 minute uneven Challenge melee.
PEACE was overpowered by PAPAYA BALROG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY was overpowered by AFGHAN REBEL in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
TEDDY BEAR was overpowered by DANGER BOX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK bested CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
STRONGEST #3 was subdued by HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
CLAW overpowered SWINGDADDY-O in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
RAGING FIRE savagely defeated FLESHRENDER in a popular 1 minute bloody Challenge duel.
KOGITSUNE MARU won victory over SLAP HAPPY in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fray.
KING BEAR bested LLOSMIC LLAMMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
ROBERT BYRD was luckily beaten by SQUEEZE CHEESE in a 6 minute Challenge bout.
THE BUTCHER beat XYLZ AREE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
EMERALD DRAGONFLY was overpowered by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a 1 minute conflict.
BRUNO was overpowered by BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
JIMBY overpowered UNBRIDLED in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
SPOTTED PONY was devastated by AFROSLEAZIAC in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
GORDON won victory over ASEROTH in a popular 1 minute match.
LYTA ALEXANDER vanquished THE EXPLOITER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MEADOW VOLE won victory over TOADY in a action packed 3 minute bout.
SONORA MOUNTAIN was handily defeated by SORROW in a 2 minute uneven bout.
AUDIE MURPHY was savagely defeated by THE HAPPY HOOKER in a 6 minute competition.
GLACIER overpowered LAME AIM in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven fight.
MAGMA overpowered JOHN HOLMES in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
ANKLEBITER overpowered KATE BUSH in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
MAELSTROM was vanquished by WOBBLENUT in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
THE BIG 'E' was devastated by ROAD TO DAKAR in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
STONE KILLER demolished NOFX in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
E AHO LAULA beat VICTOR CALDERONE in a 2 minute bout.
TSUNAMI vanquished WIMPY WIND in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
SIR VIVOR lost to CHOKING CHICKEN in a popular 6 minute brutal match.
SIR CUITOUS slimly won victory over EBONSKAITH in a crowd pleasing 5 minute duel.
PIPE BOMB demolished DALI PARTON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
JUST A JOB TO DO was overpowered by TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a 4 minute brawl.
FOXY LADY overcame CORAL SNAKE in a exciting 1 minute match.
HOT HAZEL overpowered LEMON DROP in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
THE BEAST was savagely defeated by MIDNIGHT IMP in a action packed 5 minute gory bout.
ONE NIGHT STAND handily defeated VORTEX in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING handily defeated JIM PENGOUIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SIRTON was subdued by PARADISE PARROT in a popular 2 minute fight.
CRAZED GOBLIN was handily defeated by RONALD REAGAN in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
CARPET BURN savagely defeated ROMUALD B TUNE in a exciting 1 minute brutal struggle.
NORAF devastated LARCENY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DARQ SPIRIT demolished LINDA LOVELACE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.
LOUANNSALLY was defeated by KHIRZA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
HEARSAY defeated H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
EARTHQUAKE devastated COM DOT in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
IRON HEAD LEE vanquished GLORY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
VICTORY handily defeated SNIPE HUNTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BIG STRONG MAN overpowered JACOB in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
HO-CHAN THE AXE slimly won victory over THE BISMARCK in a popular 6 minute gory duel.
TICKLE ME HOFFA overpowered NUNZIO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ACK VERT vanquished HIGH ELF in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
THE PINK RANGER was vanquished by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WOUNDHEALER was viciously subdued by VIGO in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
YELLOWJACKET savagely defeated JHEREG in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
PRORIARITY overpowered FRIED CHICKEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl.
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE beat DEBBIE DOES DM in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
SIMILDE was demolished by PEEG in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
HATSHEPSUT was overpowered by DUMBASS in a action packed 3 minute brutal uneven fight.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE was handily defeated by POPE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SIGHTBLINDER overpowered LUGH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DROOLING GOOBER handily defeated IMAGE ENHANCER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
EVERSTORM bested PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK was beaten by VIOLENT VOLE in a popular 1 minute match.
BLACK RHINO handily defeated SULACCO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GIGANTA was handily defeated by PIPE LAYER in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
JOHN was overpowered by BIGGLES in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KRARSHT subdued S. MARY ROSE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
GRAY WIND beat RIFF-RAFF in a 2 minute duel.
CULUBRA was overpowered by RABID DOG in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BLOODSTONE demolished CARNAL in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
ELEKTRA was handily defeated by JOHNNY B GOODE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BLONDIE was overpowered by ACUTE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
ALVIN YORK was overpowered by KARMAKAZI in a action packed 2 minute one-sided contest.
MATA HARI won victory over MOTORBREATH in a action packed 6 minute fight.
COOKIE SNORT devastated PYGMY SHREW in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ZOMBIE STOMP outwaited BLISS in a exciting 12 minute gruesome struggle.
F. TIM overpowered COL SALOMON in a 2 minute uneven brawl.
SUDSY DEODORANT was vanquished by THERMODYNAMICS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
RUG BURN was demolished by AXIS OF EVIL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
DUCK RUBBER was overcome by BUBBA in a 1 minute fight.
VAL BEMERIKI handily defeated LIL NOIR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided competition.
DADDY was devastated by FURTIVE RETURNS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SEITAN was vanquished by DALLAS in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided conflict.
NEPHRON was beaten by GLITTER MARKS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
THE LIMELIGHT savagely defeated BARRY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome fray.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH was vanquished by SLAKE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
LETHE viciously subdued POCKET FISSION in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
ED 209 demolished LUCKY LADY HAMMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
CALIAPHUS was vanquished by PREDNIZONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fray.
PICKLE JUICE overpowered ADAM in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MUKAARTH lost to CREME A. SHUN in a exciting 1 minute bout.
PUDDING PARADE defeated SYRANO BLOODBANE in a 2 minute duel.
HO HUM HO devastated COCAINE in a 2 minute mismatched fray.
TALON overpowered NOLAN ORGEL in a 2 minute mismatched match.
SKYWISE was devastated by JERICO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHYLAYLA MINOR was savagely defeated by NARCISSISTIC NUN in a 4 minute bloody duel.
GORDIAN was unbelievably bested by MAGENTA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
AKLAR was beaten by SWORDBREAKER in a exciting 3 minute bloody bout.
RAY lost to THE TICK in a exciting 5 minute brawl.
SPENCER was savagely defeated by CHEESE STEAK in a 6 minute competition.
BLUE lost to GOOBATRON in a 2 minute brutal melee.
TYCANE was luckily beaten by 2 + 2 = 4 in a exciting 3 minute bout.
LOUD DRUNK was overpowered by GREENHOUSE EFFECT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAX FACTOR overpowered GUNSLINGER in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
F-BLACKSHADOW was viciously subdued by MARK in a popular 1 minute brutal melee.
CHASITY BELT demolished FACE BREAKER in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
POTOMACC devastated ZEP in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SCORPIUS lost to MISERY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
FRANK was demolished by SNAPPY GEORGE in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
PENICILLEN luckily beat ASH in a popular 2 minute bloody battle.
DESPAIR was overpowered by JONES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
HERPES THE LUVBUG was handily defeated by STANLEY'S CUP in a 3 minute match.
MARCH MADNESS was overpowered by KEOKOTAH in a 1 minute mismatched struggle.
DOAMER vanquished DRY KEG in a action packed 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
IN THE PIG! viciously subdued DARK THUNDER in a exciting 5 minute gruesome bout.
CROCONAW viciously subdued SOVEREYN in a exciting 3 minute gory conflict.
ANYA overpowered ANTEZEL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  79         LUNGING ATTACK   422 - 328 -  6      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   35         SLASHING ATTACK  144 - 145 -  4      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 30         TOTAL PARRY      101 - 104 -  0      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     21         PARRY-STRIKE      33 -  34 -  0      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 21         AIMED BLOW        89 -  92 -  0      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                      20         WALL OF STEEL    172 - 179 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     18         PARRY-LUNGE       72 -  84 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     32 -  38 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         BASHING ATTACK    41 -  49 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         STRIKING ATTACK   80 - 118 -  1      40  |

Turn 470 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    47 - 32     STRIKING ATTACK   10 - 11         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  4     WALL OF STEEL     16 - 19         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        11 -  9     PARRY-LUNGE        8 - 10         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       11 - 10     SLASHING ATTACK   12 - 18         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  5         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BELIAL 7-3838             113  69  2  534 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
BASHING ATTACK   GLACIER 75-2046            77  42  3  358 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
SLASHING ATTACK  WOBBLENUT 18-6650          74  53  0  316 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
LUNGING ATTACK   D. FILER 9-4721            49  13  1  310 LETTER BOMBS (4530)
WALL OF STEEL    ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978      55  29  2  280 KA-POW! (3970)
PARRY-LUNGE      NEVERMORE 1-5260           32  28  2  239 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)
PARRY-STRIKE     FOXY LADY 18-2695          57  42  0  227 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505  58  35  0  220 SPECIAL ED (2722)
STRIKING ATTACK  EARTHQUAKE 75-1663         87  66  3  212 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
TOTAL PARRY      SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730        48  47  1  203 DARK PANTHEON (2442)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was CHEESE STEAK 82-20346.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
MOTORBREATH 65-5097, BLISS 74-2940, ROBERT BYRD 22-6039, D. FILER 9-4721, THE HAPPY 
HOOKER 18-2042, TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD 23-3505, MIDNIGHT IMP 18-4731, CHOKING CHICKEN 
69-8734, EBONSKAITH 15-3824, and IN THE PIG! 96-864.

The least popular fighter this week was ANTEZEL 16-4988.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FRANK 3-5707, GUNSLINGER 42-1587, LOUD DRUNK 74-3554, SKYWISE 11-5687, 
ADAM 7-4830, LUCKY LADY HAMMER 33-7043, FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396, DADDY 62-3640, 
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743, and ELEKTRA 4-3652.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  1 0  TI(23)               2  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         5  4 0  
OSKSI(3)             2  8 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  7 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  3 0  VITHICAR(49)         2  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  0 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  5 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  2 0  POINT(27)            1  0 0  ARADI(60)            5  6 0  
BONSUR(7)            5  1 0  MORYA(28)            0  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       3  6 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  1 0  LAPUR(29)            2  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  5 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  5 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  3 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  2  3 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        4  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         3  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       1  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  4 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    7  4 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  3 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)         21 12 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         10  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  3 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           7  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           4  3 0  RODEKI(42)           4  5 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            32  28  2  239  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          40  37  0  210  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         48  46  1  195  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 51  59  2  217  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         48  47  1  203  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              113  69  2  534  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 D. FILER 9-4721             49  13  1  310  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 SIR CUITOUS 10-4514         48  34  0  221  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 SKYWISE 11-5687             17  23  1   46  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    28  31  0  178  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               22 119  4   80  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       55  29  2  280  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        37  28  1  174  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         29  27  1  117  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           74  53  0  316  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 NOFX 19-3180                69  37  2  200  THE MOTHERSHIP II (3104)   ZUWAYZA
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        40  11  1  285  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 ANKLEBITER 22-1163          58  45  3  278  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  58  35  0  220  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 CROCONAW 24-4475            14   3  1   71  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           18  17  1   69  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    53  35  1  217  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      27  19  0  135  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      44  30  0  189  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     31  83  1  158  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             32  31  1  101  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 BLOODSTONE 32-3383          45  40  1  178  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          32  35  0  154  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        45  48  0  184  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         53  51  2  224  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              59  20  1  296  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035       91  55  1  305  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           20  63  0   71  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         48  97  1  165  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           37  29  0  171  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 JIMBY 42-3777               49  42  1  238  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PEEG 43-2613               136 129  3  197  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            15   4  0   60  KNIGHT BREED (4929)        STORMCROWE
 DUMBASS 49-1361             50  62  1  212  BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310)   VITHICAR
 BRUNO 51-4332               41  20  2  186  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 DANGER BOX 60-4963          31  33  0  215  BOXES (4147)               ARADI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OX MULDER 62-3121           39  22  0  243  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 PIPE LAYER 63-2406          30  12  0  167  WORKING MEN (4752)         AMEN-TEI
 LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021      30  10  0  264  AND SO IT BEGINS (4306)    DAL SHANG
 THE PINK RANGER 68-9166     36  28  1  180  SUPERIOR FORCES X (3582)   FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     55  34  2  226  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 AMAX 71-3590                28  17  0  264  COAL, INC. (4576)          KYR'TERR
 BLISS 74-2940               30  19  0  134  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 GLACIER 75-2046             77  42  3  358  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        37  38  1  157  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         41  30  3  221  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855     28  18  5  209  FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             29  21  5  206  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            23  29  4  204  JUNKYARD WARS (4500)       SYVYN'S HILL

                                FACE-TO-FACE XXXIV

     Our next Winter Face-to-Face will be held on Martin Luther King weekend, Friday 
through Sunday, 14-16 January 2005, at the Embassy Suites in Tempe, Arizona (4400 S 
Rural Rd--this is the same hotel as last year).  Room rates are $139.00 per night, 
1-4 occupancy, which includes breakfast.  The rooms are blocked.  The reservations 
number is 480-897-7444; tell them you're with the "Reality Simulations Face to Face 
Convention" block.  Our room block will be released in mid-December, so please make 
sure you reserve your room before then! 
     Room rates include a full cooked-to-order breakfast and a complimentary two-hour 
manager's reception.  There is a free shuttle to the airport, as well as free parking.  
The hotel is located down the freeway in Tempe.  All rooms have high speed internet 
(for an extra charge).  There is a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool, and of course a 
bar and Mexican restaurant inside the hotel.  And there's Denny's right across the 
street.  Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.
     The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in late 
November/early December. 
     If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue.  If you have, 
you'll be back.  Don't miss this one, it'll be a blast!  See you there! 

                                          -- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff