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Date : 08/17/2004 Duedate: 08/30/2004
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-470
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 PIMPS 9/4318 16 6 0 72.7 GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345
PARKO RAMA 82/4867 OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808
ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321 LOST SOULS II 9/2309
RESSURRECTION 82/4941 17 KNIGHT BREED 45/4929 9 7 0 56.3
ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309 DARQUE FORCES 72/4884
2 THE BOLT 62/4779 385 217 5 64.0 DARQUE FORCES 31/4880
MIKE'S INK 62/4677 18 THE NUKES 3/1445 286 239 2 54.5
MY ROCK BAND 60/3110 OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430
THIEVES GUILD 60/4312 FRUIT PUPPETS 37/2520
3 DEATH REALM 69/4105 697 397 8 63.7 19 WATER DECK 24/4935 243 217 1 52.8
THE MOTHERSHIP II 19/3104 GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661
GET OUTTA MY WAY 18/4890 CAMERON CRAZIES 9/3908
4 LAFFALYMPICS 56/4947 123 74 1 62.4 METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862
5 BLACKHEART'S 16/4844 16 10 0 61.5 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622
6 CORPS 74/3405 2563 1646 48 60.9 CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488
BOY O'S 51/4027 20 MAGICK 60/3778 394 356 10 52.5
THE BEARS 62/3345 FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331
THE BEARS 35/2674 ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583
NASTY MOB 21/4730 CARTOUCHE 51/3495
THE BEARS 48/677 AND SO IT BEGINS 65/4306
BABES 36/3876 EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452
DEATH THREAT 29/4804 21 ENIGMA 62/4768 167 151 1 52.5
7 UNTOUCHABLES 18/3633 6 4 0 60.0 ALCHEMY 18/4818
8 KA-POW! 15/3970 1147 773 13 59.7 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778
BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384
COAL, INC. 71/4576 JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500
9 CLUB CULTURE 60/4637 307 212 6 59.2 THE ZOO 16/2721
SCRAGITARIOUS 21/3327 22 QUBIT 10/4490 936 851 10 52.4
10 FOOD FIGHT 33/3860 84 59 0 58.7 SIR AGLIO 10/2079
FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
11 MEOW MIX 21/4519 184 131 4 58.4 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
12 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 39 28 1 58.2 VERMIN!! 82/4315
FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709 23 SPECIAL ED 23/2722 217 198 1 52.3
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471
13 PHILLY 82/4942 1533 1120 16 57.8 24 BOXES 60/4147 1470 1367 18 51.8
THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
SPORTZ! 4/4921 ODD SQUAD 69/4769
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 THE LAST STRAW V 71/4420
GNAT PAK 82/4943 NO MORE TEARS 82/4773
14 ENVENOMED 82/4693 343 254 5 57.5 TWISTED SESAME 99/4938
WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861 25 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 600 601 9 50.0
GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411
I AM SUCK 82/4760 SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/3582
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536
15 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279 13 10 0 56.5 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936
F-LLOD BLADES 51/4668 SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571
16 GET SMART 27/4066 954 742 13 56.3 26 BURN N' PILL 18/1459 10 10 0 50.0
PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987 27 SUNDAY COMIC 75/4948 3 3 0 50.0
WORKING MEN 63/4752 28-GLORY BOUND T 2/4931 2 2 0 50.0
LOST SOULS II 4/2818 29 FEVER PITCH 21/3240 716 720 6 49.9
MAIN COURSE 82/4440 DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800 SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601
BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD 49/1310 THE SIERRAS 19/4891
WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433 MITHRAL HALO 62/4873
30-LXG III 98/4937 157 159 0 49.7 SWIFT CURRENT 60/4684
31 LEGALESE 75/4658 194 201 3 49.1 WYLDERNESS WYLD 16/4877
HEROESANDFOUNDONES 17/4487 46 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 587 809 6 42.0
THE REPUBLICANS 22/114 LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197
GUNFIGHTERS 7/4595 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652
32 MONSTER CHIL 63/4940 19 20 1 48.7 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
33 CLAN BATTLEA 82/4122 212 224 2 48.6 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
CLAN BATTLEAXE 5 11/4113 MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756
CLAN BATTLE AXE 15/2729 WILD KINGDOM 35/4193
CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361
CLAN BATTLEAXE 73/3904 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
CLAN BATTLEAXE 36/3980 47 KILL'EM ALL 65/3698 5 7 0 41.7
CLAN BATTLEAXE 41/3613 48 GENOCIDE 51/4423 43 61 1 41.3
34 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 454 488 7 48.2 THE WARRIORS 10/438
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 PRAETORIAN GUARD 10/4192
35 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680 38 43 1 46.9 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... 36/4932
CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734 49-MINOTAURS 16/2212 6 9 1 40.0
36 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391 156 180 0 46.4 THE CYCLOPS 50/2518
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 50 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 15 25 1 37.5
THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 51 MEDS 43/4924 50 87 0 36.5
37 GIFTED 69/3978 798 926 9 46.3 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 THE CITY 12/4918
NASTY PETS 82/4846 CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 PARTY GEEKS 74/4925
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 52 CASINO HAMME 33/4801 4 7 0 36.4
38 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 688 836 8 45.1 53-TOWNSVILLAIN 10/4484 11 20 0 35.5
39 WIDOWMAKERS 43/4836 11 14 0 44.0 POWERPUFF GIRLS 12/4515
40 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 252 322 1 43.9 54 MEN 29/4412 632 1177 11 34.9
41 BIRDS 41/4735 179 232 1 43.6 TALES 43/2584
THE OFFENDERS 17/1987 JOHNS 5/3510
RESCUE 77/3887 HABIT 78/4547
ERRATA 25/3564 STORIES 49/2835
RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
EL EQUIDO 13/3225 WHY KNOT 63/2669
TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704 MIKES 14/3982
ERRATUM 26/4945 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
42 ELFQUEST 11/4928 51 67 0 43.2 55 BLUE MOON 9/3907 453 960 4 32.1
SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217
43 SONS OF SATAN 21/69 48 63 0 43.2 SAND DANCERS 75/2258
CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767
44 BLADE ZEN 74/4492 71 94 0 43.0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856
FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 56 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 63 134 0 32.0
GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581 57 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 5 15 0 25.0
DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706 58 HELL'S PAWNS 43/1242 1 3 0 25.0
THE BLOODBANES 21/4851 59 KING'S KREW 42/4930 0 3 0 0.0
45 DELTA DOOM 17/4745 6 8 0 42.9 60 IRON BROTHERS 6/4933 0 2 0 0.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
My Talahyan Friends!
I hope you're all prospering on this fine summer day. I'm running late and so
will have to keep it very short.
According to Zontani, Belial wears pantyhose under his armor. I have heard that
such a garment is very beneficial in preventing hernias and other strains, but I
don't know what brand our Tower Guardian would recommend. Our single TV challenge
was to Belial. COMFORTABLY NUMB (96-855) (28-17-5,212) of FLOYD'S PINK BRO' TV
challenged BELIAL (7-3838) (112-69-2,520) of WICKED MARTYRS. COMFORTABLY NUMB was
viciously subdued by our premier Aimed Blow Practitioner in a 3 minute Challenge
Title fight. Bravely challenged, CN. Well fought, Belial. But you should write a
column.
Castaways was the most avoided team; imagine that! Its one representative, the
playful cat-woman Khirza, never challenges. Nevertheless, she was avoided by Solaran
Berserk. Strange. LOUANNSALLY (18-4564) (48-48-3,187) of OUT OF THE HILLS fought
KHIRZA (7-1862) (117-136-3,180) of CASTAWAYS. LOUANNSALLY was defeated by KHIRZA in
a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
No one was killed this cycle, thank Ruvian.
Ho-Chan, our perennial popularity leader, won his fight this cycle. He still
has quite a way to go to achieve a winning record however. HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670)
(108-149-2,190) of SAND DANCERS fought HOFFA (49-3185) (60-86-0,155) of STORIES. HO-
CHAN THE AXE savagely defeated HOFFA in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
Cheese Steak won our scum sympathy vote this cycle although I'm not so sure he
was scummed. SPENCER (62-3610) (14-11-2,71) of THE BOLT fought CHEESE STEAK (82-
20346) (10-8-0,38) of PHILLY. SPENCER was savagely defeated by CHEESE STEAK in a 6
minute competition. Well done of course, CS.
And our least favored warrior this cycle was Antezel, who although clearly a
competent warrior, had a very bad day and was put down in a few seconds. ANYA (16-
5160) (18-15-1,80) of BLACKHEART'S AXE fought ANTEZEL (16-4988) (15-11-1,51) of
WYLDERNESS WYLD. ANYA overpowered ANTEZEL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
Still, Antezel didn't do as badly as Loud Drunk (one hopes he was not living
down to his name), whose name currently graces the bottom of the warrior list. LOUD
DRUNK (74-3554) (23-17-1,77) of PARTY GEEKS fought GREENHOUSE EFFECT (82-12996) (5-3-
0,18) of GLOBAL WARMING. LOUD DRUNK was overpowered by GREENHOUSE EFFECT in a 1
minute one-sided fight. LD indeed did curse loudly when hit, but he did not appear
intoxicated. We hope he will do better in the future.
Well, I said it would be short, and it is. I wish you all a fun two weeks.
Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BELIAL 7-3838 113 69 2 534 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GLACIER 75-2046 77 42 3 358 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
WOBBLENUT 18-6650 74 53 0 316 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
D. FILER 9-4721 49 13 1 310 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 91 55 1 305 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
GORDON 36-4536 59 20 1 296 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
STONE KILLER 21-5245 40 11 1 285 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 55 29 2 280 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
ANKLEBITER 22-1163 58 45 3 278 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021 30 10 0 264 AND SO IT BEGINS (4306) DAL SHANG
AMAX 71-3590 28 17 0 264 COAL, INC. (4576) KYR'TERR
AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941 61 40 7 250 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
MAGMA 75-2049 74 48 0 243 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
OX MULDER 62-3121 39 22 0 243 THE BEARS (3345) VALAMANTIS
NEVERMORE 1-5260 32 28 2 239 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636 59 33 4 238 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
JIMBY 42-3777 49 42 1 238 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
TSUNAMI 75-2214 33 12 2 237 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 50 52 0 232 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-SERAPH 69-5725 32 13 1 231 DEATH REALM (4105) CIMMERIAC
FOXY LADY 18-2695 57 42 0 227 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 55 34 2 226 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 53 51 2 224 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
SORROW 1-2863 44 29 2 224 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 48 34 0 221 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969 41 30 3 221 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 58 35 0 220 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 50 56 0 219 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 43 30 0 219 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 27 12 1 219 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 53 35 1 217 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
POPE 5-4090 51 59 2 217 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
E AHO LAULA 21-4224 37 22 0 217 FEVER PITCH (3240) SUNSET
-STONEWALL 25-3895 37 42 2 215 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
DANGER BOX 60-4963 31 33 0 215 BOXES (4147) ARADI
NORAF 82-3856 17 10 0 215 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 38 40 0 213 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 87 66 3 212 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
DUMBASS 49-1361 50 62 1 212 BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310) VITHICAR
PRORIARITY 21-4159 46 34 3 211 SCRAGITARIOUS (3327) SUNSET
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 56 60 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CARPET BURN 3-5698 40 37 0 210 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
KYLIE 18-6057 29 23 1 210 UNTOUCHABLES (3633) TALCAMA
-BURST 25-3654 43 31 1 209 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 28 18 5 209 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563 22 6 0 209 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
VICTORY 75-757 21 19 2 209 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829 75 71 6 208 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 33 32 0 208 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 49 44 3 207 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
MARCINKO 97-961 29 21 5 206 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
MIDNIGHT IMP 18-4731 92 67 3 205 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
ASEROTH 71-2821 41 27 0 205 THE LAST STRAW V (4420) KYR'TERR
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 38 28 1 205 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
HOT HAZEL 98-608 23 29 4 204 JUNKYARD WARS (4500) SYVYN'S HILL
DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 52 42 1 203 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730 48 47 1 203 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
-KARAK VHAZ 11-654 45 52 0 203 CLAN BATTLEAXE 5 (4113) ARUAK CITY
TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 41 39 1 202 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC
HEARSAY 75-2721 30 21 3 201 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
NOFX 19-3180 69 37 2 200 THE MOTHERSHIP II (3104) ZUWAYZA
-DOMINO 17-3227 61 47 2 200 THE OFFENDERS (1987) ALJAFIR
THE BEAST 3-5547 55 72 0 200 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
QRAPPY 10-4761 45 56 1 200 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 27 25 0 200 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-JR. GORK 48-1909 46 20 0 199 THE BEARS (677) CAER
ACK VERT 18-7429 38 24 1 199 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 31 32 2 199 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 84 42 0 198 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
-LANCELOT 25-3794 44 39 2 198 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 36 26 1 198 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
TOADY 60-3097 33 21 1 198 MY ROCK BAND (3110) ARADI
CORAL SNAKE 65-5017 25 11 1 198 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG
PEEG 43-2613 136 129 3 197 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 72 60 1 197 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
LADY LUCK 18-2925 48 40 1 197 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
THE BIG 'E' 9-4474 48 39 0 197 CAMERON CRAZIES (3908) ZUKAL
MAELSTROM 75-2202 57 30 1 196 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
-SIDON 31-3712 36 24 2 196 DARQUE FORCES (4880) CHIMLEVTAL
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 48 46 1 195 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 45 75 17 195 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
-ARCOS 13-3373 33 66 2 195 EL EQUIDO (3225) DULLENS
JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 64 36 1 194 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC
-SIDAHS 77-176 39 30 3 194 RESCUE (3887) MAZGOURRAH
AVALANCHE 75-2213 31 12 1 194 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873 27 20 1 194 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG
VIGO 18-6086 27 6 0 194 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 111 150 2 193 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
KATE BUSH 18-1413 76 56 0 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
RONALD REAGAN 22-831 30 16 1 193 CONSPIRACY INC. (706) SOLVEN
LAME AIM 22-5656 24 17 1 193 GLADIATION FOLLY (4345) SOLVEN
-PINK HEART 62-3643 17 5 2 193 MIKE'S INK (4677) VALAMANTIS
KHIRZA 7-1862 118 136 3 192 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586 78 64 2 192 MAGICK (3778) ARADI
EBONSKAITH 15-3824 48 41 1 192 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN
UNBRIDLED 15-3923 48 35 1 192 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
-VELVET VIXEN 9-3275 39 41 0 192 LOST SOULS II (2309) ZUKAL
-JACKASS 21-4526 29 28 0 192 TRIAL & ERROR (4704) SUNSET
-E. VICTOR 9-4864 21 21 3 192 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
THE EXPLOITER 22-1226 59 40 1 191 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 40 34 5 191 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242 28 13 0 191 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI
BIG BROTHER 3-5568 51 68 1 190 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
LARCENY 75-2720 33 24 0 190 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
JHEREG 4-4144 29 32 4 190 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509 28 17 2 190 CARNAGE CANARIES (4734) SUNSET
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 44 30 0 189 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 42 46 2 189 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223 21 14 0 189 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
VORTEX 75-1870 73 75 0 188 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 50 24 1 188 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN
-MOJO JOJO 10-4643 32 37 2 188 TOWNSVILLAINS (4484) KOLACT
-KISURIS 16-1342 26 24 6 188 MINOTAURS (2212) WILLAF
-PISTOL 65-6205 49 43 1 187 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
COM DOT 65-6217 49 32 0 186 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
BRUNO 51-4332 41 20 2 186 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 28 34 1 186 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
-STILLWATER 25-3762 30 55 0 185 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 45 48 0 184 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
TEDDY BEAR 35-2828 40 24 2 184 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
-VALKYRIE 73-2411 38 27 2 184 CLAN BATTLEAXE (3904) ERINIKA
HATSHEPSUT 51-4157 57 78 1 183 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
SIRTON 82-9190 16 6 0 183 I AM SUCK (4760) DWES EG
WOUNDHEALER 65-4496 14 8 1 183 BOOK OF SWORDS (4305) DAL SHANG
LOUANNSALLY 18-4564 48 49 3 181 OUT OF THE HILLS (2808) TALCAMA
DALI PARTON 18-3274 42 51 3 181 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE PINK RANGER 68-9166 36 28 1 180 SUPERIOR FORCES X (3582) FIREHOLD
SIMILDE 51-4248 54 97 0 178 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 45 40 1 178 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 28 31 0 178 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
BLACK RHINO 71-1834 47 36 1 177 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
KRARSHT 21-750 28 18 3 177 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 71 49 1 175 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
GLORY 1-6847 45 47 0 175 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
HOFFA 49-3185 62 88 0 174 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 40 40 1 174 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 37 28 1 174 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 32 32 0 173 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-COBRA 29-4355 22 18 1 173 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
-POUNCER 41-2768 55 58 3 172 CLAN BATTLEAXE (3613) KATI-TEI
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 53 54 1 172 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-EASTWOOD 7-4788 36 31 1 172 GUNFIGHTERS (4595) BONSUR
MATA HARI 41-3812 37 29 0 171 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
-AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 19 23 1 171 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
JACOB 10-233 58 75 2 169 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
EVERSTORM 69-641 52 49 2 169 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
NUNZIO 51-4799 24 12 1 169 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 47 35 3 167 GENOCIDE (4423) TRICORUS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PIPE LAYER 63-2406 30 12 0 167 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
RABID DOG 82-1078 17 10 0 167 NASTY PETS (4846) DWES EG
STRONGEST #3 40-173 48 97 1 165 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 18 14 0 164 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661 30 10 0 163 MAIN COURSE (4440) DWES EG
JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 23 5 1 163 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 31 83 1 158 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 29 25 0 158 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 37 38 1 157 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-DIVAM STOR 82-1989 30 21 1 157 CLAN BATTLEAXE (4122) DWES EG
BIGGLES 60-6032 30 37 0 157 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
GRAY WIND 6-5201 21 19 1 157 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
LUGH 4-3809 36 25 3 156 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
SULACCO 4-5128 26 25 2 155 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
LEMON DROP 33-6685 32 35 0 154 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
F. TIM 78-2315 34 37 1 152 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 37 17 0 151 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KARMAKAZI 4-4255 28 21 0 150 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
MOTORBREATH 65-5097 25 10 0 150 KILL'EM ALL (3698) DAL SHANG
GIGANTA 62-3197 39 51 2 149 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145) VALAMANTIS
ACUTE 60-6048 21 9 0 149 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
CULUBRA 10-235 54 72 0 148 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
ZOMBIE STOMP 82-2617 16 9 0 147 NO MORE TEARS (4773) DWES EG
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 55 58 4 143 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 44 24 0 143 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
LIL NOIR 62-3311 18 9 1 143 ENIGMA (4768) VALAMANTIS
-EVE 72-4596 15 5 0 143 DARQUE FORCES (4884) DRAGONHEAD
-MIKE BELIEVE 12-5552 26 29 0 142 POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515) RIZTAB
DALLAS 18-6860 18 28 0 142 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA
ELEKTRA 4-3652 33 19 0 139 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
-LIBERTY BELLE 12-5448 25 37 0 139 POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515) RIZTAB
JOHN 29-4177 48 63 0 137 MEN (4412) LAPUR
RAGING FIRE 29-4407 22 6 3 137 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 27 19 0 135 GET SMART (4066) POINT
CLAW 21-5337 25 7 2 135 MEOW MIX (4519) SUNSET
-GHENGIS KHAN 17-6205 31 14 0 134 HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487) ALJAFIR
BLISS 74-2940 30 19 0 134 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 37 20 1 133 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
BLONDIE 36-5723 22 21 1 130 BABES (3876) JHANS
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 31 30 0 128 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
FLESHRENDER 43-1108 27 24 0 126 WIDOWMAKERS (4836) VEASTIAN
-SODOM 31-4368 24 10 1 126 DARQUE FORCES (4880) CHIMLEVTAL
RUG BURN 18-3702 27 36 4 125 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DADDY 62-3640 19 12 0 119 MIKE'S INK (4677) VALAMANTIS
COL SALOMON 17-5290 29 27 1 117 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 27 34 3 116 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
SEITAN 17-4403 38 43 1 114 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR
BUBBA 7-4833 26 50 0 114 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 21 7 3 114 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
CARNAL 21-5388 31 21 0 112 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 26 23 1 112 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
GLITTER MARKS 18-5023 36 25 1 111 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
KING BEAR 35-3629 27 14 1 108 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
LETHE 9-4782 35 31 2 107 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 29 34 0 107 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
ED 209 5-3955 30 32 4 106 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104 33 18 0 104 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 37 47 0 103 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SLAP HAPPY 60-6031 25 42 0 103 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI
NEPHRON 30-4147 32 31 1 101 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-GRAPH 3-6073 19 44 0 101 GAMES LIBRARY (3481) OSKSI
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 29 14 0 100 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-LENNY BAXTER 10-5064 20 14 1 100 TOWNSVILLAINS (4484) KOLACT
CREME A. SHUN 17-6152 16 11 1 100 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR
-TILAEN TYL SANH 74-3098 25 24 0 99 SAND DANCERS (2198) DAIYLA KIV
MARK 5-4088 39 71 2 98 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
SWORDBREAKER 43-1087 32 21 0 98 WIDOWMAKERS (4836) VEASTIAN
PREDNIZONE 43-4298 19 15 0 98 MEDS (4924) VEASTIAN
-KARO LEE 17-6133 19 41 0 98 MIDDLE WAY (4534) ALJAFIR
LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684 21 12 1 95 LUROCIANS VI (4279) ARADI
PICKLE JUICE 18-7741 23 27 0 94 BURN N' PILLAGE (1459) TALCAMA
-TIBERIOUS 17-6209 28 18 1 92 HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487) ALJAFIR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BATAAKAPPU 12-5698 23 20 1 90 POWERPUFF GIRLS (4515) RIZTAB
-CHIP 60-4413 7 10 0 90 RESCUE RANGERS (4859) ARADI
MAGENTA 3-5711 45 67 0 89 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
DOAMER 18-2265 29 27 1 89 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BARRY 12-5663 24 16 0 87 THE CITY (4918) RIZTAB
KEOKOTAH 33-6471 20 11 2 87 SACKETT'S & CO. (4601) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
AKLAR 62-3700 19 13 1 87 MITHRAL HALO (4873) VALAMANTIS
-VASSAL 18-7637 24 12 2 86 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
POTOMACC 21-5489 23 17 0 86 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
GOOBATRON 7-5026 25 22 1 85 FLOWER CHILDREN (314) BONSUR
-KOREEN 65-6490 22 18 1 85 REFUGEES (3122) DAL SHANG
ANYA 16-5160 19 15 1 85 BLACKHEART'S AXE (4844) WILLAF
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 22 15 0 84 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
MUKAARTH 16-5156 24 10 3 83 BLACKHEART'S AXE (4844) WILLAF
CHASITY BELT 18-6507 18 5 0 82 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
JERICO 7-4862 19 50 0 81 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
JONES 14-1283 22 119 4 80 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
NARCISSISTIC NUN 69-8644 8 5 0 80 ODD SQUAD (4769) CIMMERIAC
IN THE PIG! 96-864 24 18 5 79 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
F-BLACKSHADOW 51-4694 15 5 0 79 F-LLOD BLADES (4668) TRICORUS
POCKET FISSION 3-6066 21 11 2 77 THE NUKES (1445) OSKSI
-EL RIPPOFF 42-3992 20 17 0 77 DELVERS (3453) RODEKI
MISERY 43-1337 15 16 0 77 HELL'S PAWNS (1242) VEASTIAN
THE BUTCHER 21-5374 19 5 0 76 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
-POSTMASTER P 36-5182 21 12 0 75 HELTER SKELTER (2379) JHANS
-NICKEL 26-4240 19 18 0 75 ERRATUM (4945) CALEAM
SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 29 32 0 73 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
PENICILLEN 43-4299 26 8 0 73 MEDS (4924) VEASTIAN
MAX FACTOR 74-3690 19 6 0 73 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
GORDIAN 63-2104 24 18 0 72 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443 12 1 0 72 SPORTZ! (4921) JHELUM
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 20 63 0 71 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
CROCONAW 24-4475 14 3 1 71 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
HO HUM HO 18-7884 22 20 3 70 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
LUCKY LADY HAMMER 33-7043 18 16 2 70 CASINO HAMMERZ (4801) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
CALIAPHUS 16-5159 24 10 0 69 BLACKHEART'S AXE (4844) WILLAF
XYLZ AREE 25-4987 18 17 1 69 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN
SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720 18 7 0 68 THE BLOODBANES (4851) SUNSET
SLAKE 82-12993 6 2 0 68 WORD OF THE DAY (4861) DWES EG
-ASH 36-4026 22 21 2 67 CLAN BATTLEAXE (3980) JHANS
TALON 18-7782 22 10 0 67 GET OUTTA MY WAY (4890) TALCAMA
-CHERRY CHEETAH 11-5549 19 8 1 66 ANIMAL FARM (4944) ARUAK CITY
-PURPLE FIREFISH 18-7982 17 14 1 66 BIG MEAN FISH (1304) TALCAMA
-ALL-BLACK ZEBRA 16-1623 19 10 2 65 THE ZOO (2721) WILLAF
CHEESE STEAK 82-20346 11 8 0 65 PHILLY (4942) DWES EG
FRANK 3-5707 40 73 1 64 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
THE TICK 12-5659 18 11 0 64 THE CITY (4918) RIZTAB
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DRY KEG 33-6679 26 41 0 63 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996 6 3 0 62 GLOBAL WARMING (4763) DWES EG
ROBERT BYRD 22-6039 17 14 0 61 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
BLUE 19-4647 15 5 0 61 THE SIERRAS (4891) ZUWAYZA
SCORPIUS 45-3752 15 4 0 60 KNIGHT BREED (4929) STORMCROWE
TYCANE 60-6001 20 13 1 59 SWIFT CURRENT (4684) ARADI
DESPAIR 43-1217 19 20 2 59 HELL'S PAWNS (1242) VEASTIAN
ASH 17-6145 16 5 1 59 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR
DARK THUNDER 6-5397 15 6 0 59 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
MARCH MADNESS 4-5435 12 4 0 58 SPORTZ! (4921) JHELUM
FACE BREAKER 43-1099 26 25 0 56 WIDOWMAKERS (4836) VEASTIAN
-ARDEN 75-3025 16 8 0 56 DARK TOADS (4505) JADE MOUNTAIN
SOVEREYN 25-4870 21 10 0 55 CHAUCERS WORDS (4917) LYRATILAN
GUNSLINGER 42-1587 19 24 2 55 KING'S KREW (4930) RODEKI
-HOWLER 5-3591 15 9 0 54 THE TAKEN (4939) KALTOS
RAY 62-3611 15 10 0 54 THE BOLT (4779) VALAMANTIS
HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055 26 41 0 53 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SPENCER 62-3610 14 12 2 53 THE BOLT (4779) VALAMANTIS
-MARS 41-3989 15 6 0 51 WANDERERS (4272) KATI-TEI
ADAM 7-4830 21 55 2 49 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
ZEP 6-1331 16 8 0 49 IRON BROTHERS (4933) TRANSEL
ANTEZEL 16-4988 15 12 1 49 WYLDERNESS WYLD (4877) WILLAF
-CASTALIAN 50-273 21 11 0 48 THE CYCLOPS (2518) SNOWBOUND
-LEADFOOT 40-3516 14 6 0 48 TACO GODS (1191) ZENSU
SHYLAYLA MINOR 10-5066 20 15 0 47 PRAETORIAN GUARD (4192) KOLACT
SKYWISE 11-5687 17 23 1 46 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 21 18 1 45 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB
COCAINE 78-2311 24 51 0 42 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981 16 23 1 42 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN
LOUD DRUNK 74-3554 23 18 1 38 PARTY GEEKS (4925) DAIYLA KIV
-DOARIAN GRAY 98-916 7 3 4 28 LXG III (4937) SYVYN'S HILL
-SAM S GNAT 82-29267 3 0 0 9 GNAT PAK (4943) DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
The Tick -- Sorry about that! That was my challenge from the cycle before. They
arrived too late to run the turn before, and the boss didn't send in any new ones for
this turn. Not a regular practice of mine, but I understand completely if you feel
the need to retaliate. -- Scorpius
Alvin York -- You have to earn the win here, and you haven't quite earned one from
me. (sigh) No doubt you will soon enough. -- Similde
Snipe Hunter -- But the real question is, can you catch a snipe? Tricky critters,
snipe. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
Victor Calderone -- Good thing I didn't expect you to be a gentleman about it all,
isn't it? -- Glory
Sodom -- That's a terrible burden your manager has put onto you. -- Lethe
P.S. The name. A lot of work there.
Raging Fire -- (crossly) You just burn me up! -- Xylz Aree
Goobatron -- I've heard about you, and I was ready. -- Nolan Orgel
Cocaine -- Drugs are bad; so are your skills. -- C. Canary
30 July 2004
The total number of fights calculated was reported as 250 fights. This is a
misprint. It should have read "over 2,500 fights." -- Baphomet
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
COMFORTABLY NUMB was viciously subdued by BELIAL in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
NEVERMORE subdued LADY LUCK in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
OX MULDER overpowered AVALANCHE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
KYLIE savagely defeated QRAPPY in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge fight.
COUCH POTATO was devastated by MIGHTY MITE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MARCINKO was savagely defeated by D. FILER in a 5 minute Challenge brawl.
BIG BROTHER was handily defeated by AMAX in a 2 minute uneven Challenge melee.
PEACE was overpowered by PAPAYA BALROG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY was overpowered by AFGHAN REBEL in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
TEDDY BEAR was overpowered by DANGER BOX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK bested CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
STRONGEST #3 was subdued by HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
CLAW overpowered SWINGDADDY-O in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
RAGING FIRE savagely defeated FLESHRENDER in a popular 1 minute bloody Challenge duel.
KOGITSUNE MARU won victory over SLAP HAPPY in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fray.
KING BEAR bested LLOSMIC LLAMMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
ROBERT BYRD was luckily beaten by SQUEEZE CHEESE in a 6 minute Challenge bout.
THE BUTCHER beat XYLZ AREE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
EMERALD DRAGONFLY was overpowered by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a 1 minute conflict.
BRUNO was overpowered by BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
JIMBY overpowered UNBRIDLED in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
SPOTTED PONY was devastated by AFROSLEAZIAC in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
GORDON won victory over ASEROTH in a popular 1 minute match.
LYTA ALEXANDER vanquished THE EXPLOITER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MEADOW VOLE won victory over TOADY in a action packed 3 minute bout.
SONORA MOUNTAIN was handily defeated by SORROW in a 2 minute uneven bout.
AUDIE MURPHY was savagely defeated by THE HAPPY HOOKER in a 6 minute competition.
GLACIER overpowered LAME AIM in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven fight.
MAGMA overpowered JOHN HOLMES in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
ANKLEBITER overpowered KATE BUSH in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
MAELSTROM was vanquished by WOBBLENUT in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
THE BIG 'E' was devastated by ROAD TO DAKAR in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
STONE KILLER demolished NOFX in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
E AHO LAULA beat VICTOR CALDERONE in a 2 minute bout.
TSUNAMI vanquished WIMPY WIND in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
SIR VIVOR lost to CHOKING CHICKEN in a popular 6 minute brutal match.
SIR CUITOUS slimly won victory over EBONSKAITH in a crowd pleasing 5 minute duel.
PIPE BOMB demolished DALI PARTON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
JUST A JOB TO DO was overpowered by TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a 4 minute brawl.
FOXY LADY overcame CORAL SNAKE in a exciting 1 minute match.
HOT HAZEL overpowered LEMON DROP in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
THE BEAST was savagely defeated by MIDNIGHT IMP in a action packed 5 minute gory bout.
ONE NIGHT STAND handily defeated VORTEX in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING handily defeated JIM PENGOUIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SIRTON was subdued by PARADISE PARROT in a popular 2 minute fight.
CRAZED GOBLIN was handily defeated by RONALD REAGAN in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
CARPET BURN savagely defeated ROMUALD B TUNE in a exciting 1 minute brutal struggle.
NORAF devastated LARCENY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DARQ SPIRIT demolished LINDA LOVELACE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.
LOUANNSALLY was defeated by KHIRZA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
HEARSAY defeated H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
EARTHQUAKE devastated COM DOT in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
IRON HEAD LEE vanquished GLORY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
VICTORY handily defeated SNIPE HUNTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BIG STRONG MAN overpowered JACOB in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
HO-CHAN THE AXE slimly won victory over THE BISMARCK in a popular 6 minute gory duel.
TICKLE ME HOFFA overpowered NUNZIO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ACK VERT vanquished HIGH ELF in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
THE PINK RANGER was vanquished by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WOUNDHEALER was viciously subdued by VIGO in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
YELLOWJACKET savagely defeated JHEREG in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
PRORIARITY overpowered FRIED CHICKEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl.
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE beat DEBBIE DOES DM in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
SIMILDE was demolished by PEEG in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
HATSHEPSUT was overpowered by DUMBASS in a action packed 3 minute brutal uneven fight.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE was handily defeated by POPE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SIGHTBLINDER overpowered LUGH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DROOLING GOOBER handily defeated IMAGE ENHANCER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
EVERSTORM bested PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK was beaten by VIOLENT VOLE in a popular 1 minute match.
BLACK RHINO handily defeated SULACCO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GIGANTA was handily defeated by PIPE LAYER in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
JOHN was overpowered by BIGGLES in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KRARSHT subdued S. MARY ROSE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
GRAY WIND beat RIFF-RAFF in a 2 minute duel.
CULUBRA was overpowered by RABID DOG in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BLOODSTONE demolished CARNAL in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
ELEKTRA was handily defeated by JOHNNY B GOODE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BLONDIE was overpowered by ACUTE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
ALVIN YORK was overpowered by KARMAKAZI in a action packed 2 minute one-sided contest.
MATA HARI won victory over MOTORBREATH in a action packed 6 minute fight.
COOKIE SNORT devastated PYGMY SHREW in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ZOMBIE STOMP outwaited BLISS in a exciting 12 minute gruesome struggle.
F. TIM overpowered COL SALOMON in a 2 minute uneven brawl.
SUDSY DEODORANT was vanquished by THERMODYNAMICS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
RUG BURN was demolished by AXIS OF EVIL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
DUCK RUBBER was overcome by BUBBA in a 1 minute fight.
VAL BEMERIKI handily defeated LIL NOIR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided competition.
DADDY was devastated by FURTIVE RETURNS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SEITAN was vanquished by DALLAS in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided conflict.
NEPHRON was beaten by GLITTER MARKS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
THE LIMELIGHT savagely defeated BARRY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome fray.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH was vanquished by SLAKE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
LETHE viciously subdued POCKET FISSION in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
ED 209 demolished LUCKY LADY HAMMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
CALIAPHUS was vanquished by PREDNIZONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fray.
PICKLE JUICE overpowered ADAM in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MUKAARTH lost to CREME A. SHUN in a exciting 1 minute bout.
PUDDING PARADE defeated SYRANO BLOODBANE in a 2 minute duel.
HO HUM HO devastated COCAINE in a 2 minute mismatched fray.
TALON overpowered NOLAN ORGEL in a 2 minute mismatched match.
SKYWISE was devastated by JERICO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHYLAYLA MINOR was savagely defeated by NARCISSISTIC NUN in a 4 minute bloody duel.
GORDIAN was unbelievably bested by MAGENTA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
AKLAR was beaten by SWORDBREAKER in a exciting 3 minute bloody bout.
RAY lost to THE TICK in a exciting 5 minute brawl.
SPENCER was savagely defeated by CHEESE STEAK in a 6 minute competition.
BLUE lost to GOOBATRON in a 2 minute brutal melee.
TYCANE was luckily beaten by 2 + 2 = 4 in a exciting 3 minute bout.
LOUD DRUNK was overpowered by GREENHOUSE EFFECT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAX FACTOR overpowered GUNSLINGER in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
F-BLACKSHADOW was viciously subdued by MARK in a popular 1 minute brutal melee.
CHASITY BELT demolished FACE BREAKER in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
POTOMACC devastated ZEP in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SCORPIUS lost to MISERY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
FRANK was demolished by SNAPPY GEORGE in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
PENICILLEN luckily beat ASH in a popular 2 minute bloody battle.
DESPAIR was overpowered by JONES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
HERPES THE LUVBUG was handily defeated by STANLEY'S CUP in a 3 minute match.
MARCH MADNESS was overpowered by KEOKOTAH in a 1 minute mismatched struggle.
DOAMER vanquished DRY KEG in a action packed 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
IN THE PIG! viciously subdued DARK THUNDER in a exciting 5 minute gruesome bout.
CROCONAW viciously subdued SOVEREYN in a exciting 3 minute gory conflict.
ANYA overpowered ANTEZEL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 79 LUNGING ATTACK 422 - 328 - 6 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 35 SLASHING ATTACK 144 - 145 - 4 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 30 TOTAL PARRY 101 - 104 - 0 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 21 PARRY-STRIKE 33 - 34 - 0 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 21 AIMED BLOW 89 - 92 - 0 49 |
|AIMED BLOW 20 WALL OF STEEL 172 - 179 - 2 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 18 PARRY-LUNGE 72 - 84 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 32 - 38 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 BASHING ATTACK 41 - 49 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 STRIKING ATTACK 80 - 118 - 1 40 |
Turn 470 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 47 - 32 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 11 5 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 19 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 11 - 9 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 10 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 11 - 10 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 18 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 5 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 5
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW BELIAL 7-3838 113 69 2 534 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
BASHING ATTACK GLACIER 75-2046 77 42 3 358 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
SLASHING ATTACK WOBBLENUT 18-6650 74 53 0 316 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
LUNGING ATTACK D. FILER 9-4721 49 13 1 310 LETTER BOMBS (4530)
WALL OF STEEL ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 55 29 2 280 KA-POW! (3970)
PARRY-LUNGE NEVERMORE 1-5260 32 28 2 239 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)
PARRY-STRIKE FOXY LADY 18-2695 57 42 0 227 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505 58 35 0 220 SPECIAL ED (2722)
STRIKING ATTACK EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 87 66 3 212 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
TOTAL PARRY SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730 48 47 1 203 DARK PANTHEON (2442)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was CHEESE STEAK 82-20346. The ten other most popular fighters were
MOTORBREATH 65-5097, BLISS 74-2940, ROBERT BYRD 22-6039, D. FILER 9-4721, THE HAPPY
HOOKER 18-2042, TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD 23-3505, MIDNIGHT IMP 18-4731, CHOKING CHICKEN
69-8734, EBONSKAITH 15-3824, and IN THE PIG! 96-864.
The least popular fighter this week was ANTEZEL 16-4988. The other ten least popular
fighters were FRANK 3-5707, GUNSLINGER 42-1587, LOUD DRUNK 74-3554, SKYWISE 11-5687,
ADAM 7-4830, LUCKY LADY HAMMER 33-7043, FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396, DADDY 62-3640,
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743, and ELEKTRA 4-3652.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 1 0 TI(23) 2 0 0 VEASTIAN(43) 5 4 0
OSKSI(3) 2 8 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0
JHELUM(4) 2 7 0 LYRATILAN(25) 0 3 0 VITHICAR(49) 2 0 0
KALTOS(5) 3 0 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 5 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 2 0 POINT(27) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 5 6 0
BONSUR(7) 5 1 0 MORYA(28) 0 2 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 3 6 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 1 0 LAPUR(29) 2 2 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 5 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 5 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 2 0 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 3 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 2 3 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 4 1 0
TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 3 1 0
MALCORN(15) 1 2 0 MURSKA(35) 2 1 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 1 2 0
WILLAF(16) 1 4 0 JHANS(36) 1 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 7 4 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 3 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 21 12 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 10 3 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 3 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 7 3 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 4 3 0 RODEKI(42) 4 5 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEVERMORE 1-5260 32 28 2 239 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
CARPET BURN 3-5698 40 37 0 210 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 48 46 1 195 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
POPE 5-4090 51 59 2 217 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730 48 47 1 203 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 113 69 2 534 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
D. FILER 9-4721 49 13 1 310 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
SIR CUITOUS 10-4514 48 34 0 221 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
SKYWISE 11-5687 17 23 1 46 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 28 31 0 178 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
JONES 14-1283 22 119 4 80 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 55 29 2 280 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 37 28 1 174 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
COL SALOMON 17-5290 29 27 1 117 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
WOBBLENUT 18-6650 74 53 0 316 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
NOFX 19-3180 69 37 2 200 THE MOTHERSHIP II (3104) ZUWAYZA
STONE KILLER 21-5245 40 11 1 285 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
ANKLEBITER 22-1163 58 45 3 278 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 58 35 0 220 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
CROCONAW 24-4475 14 3 1 71 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
XYLZ AREE 25-4987 18 17 1 69 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 53 35 1 217 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 27 19 0 135 GET SMART (4066) POINT
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 44 30 0 189 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 31 83 1 158 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 32 31 1 101 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
BLOODSTONE 32-3383 45 40 1 178 PRECIOUS LADIES (2987) ARVAT
LEMON DROP 33-6685 32 35 0 154 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 45 48 0 184 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 53 51 2 224 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
GORDON 36-4536 59 20 1 296 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035 91 55 1 305 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520) SIBIKHAS
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 20 63 0 71 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
STRONGEST #3 40-173 48 97 1 165 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
MATA HARI 41-3812 37 29 0 171 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
JIMBY 42-3777 49 42 1 238 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
PEEG 43-2613 136 129 3 197 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
SCORPIUS 45-3752 15 4 0 60 KNIGHT BREED (4929) STORMCROWE
DUMBASS 49-1361 50 62 1 212 BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310) VITHICAR
BRUNO 51-4332 41 20 2 186 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
DANGER BOX 60-4963 31 33 0 215 BOXES (4147) ARADI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OX MULDER 62-3121 39 22 0 243 THE BEARS (3345) VALAMANTIS
PIPE LAYER 63-2406 30 12 0 167 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021 30 10 0 264 AND SO IT BEGINS (4306) DAL SHANG
THE PINK RANGER 68-9166 36 28 1 180 SUPERIOR FORCES X (3582) FIREHOLD
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 55 34 2 226 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
AMAX 71-3590 28 17 0 264 COAL, INC. (4576) KYR'TERR
BLISS 74-2940 30 19 0 134 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
GLACIER 75-2046 77 42 3 358 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 37 38 1 157 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969 41 30 3 221 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062) DWES EG
COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855 28 18 5 209 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 29 21 5 206 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
HOT HAZEL 98-608 23 29 4 204 JUNKYARD WARS (4500) SYVYN'S HILL
FACE-TO-FACE XXXIV
Our next Winter Face-to-Face will be held on Martin Luther King weekend, Friday
through Sunday, 14-16 January 2005, at the Embassy Suites in Tempe, Arizona (4400 S
Rural Rd--this is the same hotel as last year). Room rates are $139.00 per night,
1-4 occupancy, which includes breakfast. The rooms are blocked. The reservations
number is 480-897-7444; tell them you're with the "Reality Simulations Face to Face
Convention" block. Our room block will be released in mid-December, so please make
sure you reserve your room before then!
Room rates include a full cooked-to-order breakfast and a complimentary two-hour
manager's reception. There is a free shuttle to the airport, as well as free parking.
The hotel is located down the freeway in Tempe. All rooms have high speed internet
(for an extra charge). There is a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool, and of course a
bar and Mexican restaurant inside the hotel. And there's Denny's right across the
street. Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.
The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in late
November/early December.
If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue. If you have,
you'll be back. Don't miss this one, it'll be a blast! See you there!
-- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff