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Date   : 12/07/2004    Duedate: 12/20/2004

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-478

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 DEATH REALM 69/4105   716  408  9 63.7   14 NOTORIOUS BA 78/5013  136  105  3 56.4
    INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/4988                15 DIS-TEAM 63/3521      990  785 13 55.8
    GET OUTTA MY WAY 18/4890                    SURPRISE! 29/4789                     
    THE MOTHERSHIP II 19/3104                   THE ELITE 13/4865                     
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/4176                      RUSTY NAILS 82/4363                   
    THE MOTHERSHIP 6 63/5024                    ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744              
    COSMIC FREAK OUT 21/5018                    I TRAINED THEM 30/3047                
  2-THE BOLT 62/4779      397  233  5 63.0      SURPRISE! 63/4736                     
    MIKE'S INK 62/4677                          PRECIOUS LADIES 32/2987               
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       MY THIRD PARENT 82/4654               
  3 KNIGHT BREED 45/4929   17   10  0 63.0      WORKING MEN 63/4752                   
    DARQUE FORCES 72/4884                       NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822             
    DARQUE FORCES 31/4880                       MAIN COURSE 82/4440                   
  4-COLGATE DAYS 33/5005  123   74  1 62.4      LOST SOULS II 4/2818                  
  5 CORPS 74/3405        2613 1677 49 60.9      GET SMART 27/4066                     
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         RUSTY NAILS 61/1670                   
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             DIS-TEAM 33/3691                      
    THE BEARS 62/3345                           GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345              
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           STAFF DELIGHT 64/3883                 
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           FOREIGN FOODS 82/4169                 
    BABES 36/3876                               CARE PACKAGE 56/4442                  
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        GOLDEN GLADIATORS 16/3191             
  6 THE JERKS 10/5022      97   63  0 60.6      DEMONS OF DEATH 40/1637               
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                    16 THE NUKES 3/1445      304  250  2 54.9
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                          MEAT PUPPETS 6/2336                   
  7 KA-POW! 15/3970      1167  777 13 60.0      OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430                 
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     FRUIT PUPPETS 37/2520                 
    COAL, INC. 71/4576                       17 MAGICK 60/3778        467  395 10 54.2
  8 NIGHTMARES 99/4725    332  233  6 58.8      AND SO IT BEGINS 65/4306              
    CLUB CULTURE 60/4637                        ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583             
    WHEN EAGLES DARE 17/4994                    FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331               
    SCRAGITARIOUS 21/3327                       CARTOUCHE 51/3495                     
    EAGLES CLAW 38/1613                         EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452            
    FLOYDS FAN CLUB 46/5009                  18 A UNIT XII 82/3826    115   97  1 54.2
  9 ENVENOMED 82/4693     377  269  5 58.4   19 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279   20   17  0 54.1
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     F-LLOD BLADES 51/4668                 
    ORCCON THUGS 4/5021                      20 SPECIAL ED 23/2722    234  205  2 53.3
    GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763                      KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471               
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                    21 WENSINWASIN 15/4772     8    7  0 53.3
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                        22-UNTOUCHABLES 18/3633    9    8  0 52.9
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                    23 LITHE & LOVE 70/4993  872  779  9 52.8
 10 PHILLY 82/4942       1554 1129 16 57.9      DEATH STUDS IX 82/4978                
    SPORTZ! 4/4921                              EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973                
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                24 WATER DECK 24/4935    275  246  1 52.8
    HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                           GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
 11 DELTA DOOM 17/4745     34   25  0 57.6      FLOYD'S PINK BRO' 96/4622             
    SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601                     CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    MITHRAL HALO 62/4873                        METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                
    THE SIERRAS 19/4891                         ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
 12 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796   56   43  1 56.6      NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
    FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709             25 QUBIT 10/4490         965  870 10 52.6
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
 13 D.A.X.'S RUN 61/5023  198  153  3 56.4      TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    VERMIN!! 82/4315                            THE WARRIORS 10/438                   
    TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016                     THE CONFUSED 3/5015                   
 26 BOXES 60/4147        1520 1385 18 52.3   40 THE SHIRE 55/3139     262  324  2 44.7
    THE LAST STRAW V 71/4420                    DURIN'S FOLK 46/2148                  
    ODD SQUAD 69/4769                           THE FELLOWSHIP 51/1693                
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/483                    WANDERERS 66/3622                     
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                     41 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  167  209  0 44.4
    NO MORE TEARS 82/4773                       THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
 27 ENIGMA 62/4768        188  180  1 51.1      THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                 
    ALCHEMY 18/4818                          42 BIRDS 41/4735         187  236  2 44.2
    JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500                       THE OFFENDERS 17/1987                 
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                           TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                 
    82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                       RESCUE 77/3887                        
    THE ZOO 16/2721                             ERRATA 25/3564                        
 28 FEVER PITCH 21/3240   739  739  6 50.0      RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                
    DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608                    EL EQUIDO 13/3225                     
    BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800                       ERRATUM 26/4945                       
    DAPHNE'S LADIES 5/55                     43 ELFQUEST 11/4928       56   71  0 44.1
    BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD 49/1310                   SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433               44 BLADE ZEN 74/4492      95  121  1 44.0
 29 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  621  627  9 49.8      FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                  
    SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959                  GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                 
    SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411                  DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                
    SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936                  KILLING FLOOR 9/4954                  
    SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970                  THE BLOODBANES 21/4851                
    SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/3582                45 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      257  333  1 43.6
    SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145               46 SONS OF SATAN 21/69    54   71  0 43.2
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536                  CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706                
    SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019               47 WIDOWMAKERS 43/4836    17   23  0 42.5
    SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571                48 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    630  855  6 42.4
 30 LEGALESE 60/5016      224  226  3 49.8      LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                
    HEROESANDFOUNDONES 17/4487                  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
    THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    LEGALESE 75/4658                            FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
 31 CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  222  230  2 49.1      WILD KINGDOM 35/4193                  
    CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062                   SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
 32 PIMPS 9/4318           21   22  0 48.8      MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/4477                   REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    LAS VEGAS II 82/4964                     49-KELLUMBO'S K 11/5011   58   86  1 40.3
    SUNNYDALE 82/4324                        50 AVENGERS 31/2153       17   30  0 36.2
    IT'S JUST WRONG 16/4876                     LORDS OF CHAOS 20/2215                
    UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007                     AS FAR AS SIAM 40/5000                
    THE SABBATS 82/5006                      51 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   17   31  1 35.4
    KINGDOM COME 82/5003                     52 MEN 29/4412           665 1256 12 34.6
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          TALES 43/2584                         
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          JOHNS 5/3510                          
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       HABIT 78/4547                         
 33 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  589  621  8 48.7      STORIES 49/2835                       
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
 34 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680   47   50  2 48.5      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734                    MIKES 14/3982                         
 35 BIG TROUBLE 10/5004    11   12  0 47.8      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    MYSTERY MACHINE 65/3763                  53 MEDS 43/4924           76  150  1 33.6
 36-DEATH STALKE 47/5014   19   21  1 47.5      BUMS 'R' US 60/4507                   
 37 GIFTED 69/3978        824  948  9 46.5      JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683                 
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        THE CITY 12/4918                      
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917                
    NASTY PETS 82/4846                          PARTY GEEKS 74/4925                   
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                  54-THE LIVING D 11/5010   18   36  0 33.3
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     55 BLUE MOON 9/3907      472  990  4 32.3
 38 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  693  839  8 45.2      SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
 39 GENOCIDE 51/4423       61   75  2 44.9      DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
    PRAETORIAN GUARD 10/4192                    HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856                    BLITZKRIEG 21/4934                    
    MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020                    59 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698    6   19  0 24.0
 56 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   71  150  0 32.1   60-THE UPSTARTS 60/5017    2    0  0  100
 57-TUFT TUGGERS 11/2659    1    3  0 25.0   61-SKASMONAUTS 11/4996     1    0  0  100
 58-BLITZKRIEG 36/2786      1    3  0 25.0      MINISTRY OF SKA 21/5008               
    BLITZKRIEG 25/5002                    

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

Good eve to you,

Tonight, I, Comfortbly Numb will to speak instead of the Snake Man.  I like that he
speaks to for me since I am not good at it, but tonight I feeled I must be the one
doing the speaking.  I will be going from here soon--Mr. Noble said forever.  I got
to go join Gruz and the one me call Lite in Primus.  I got beet up in there tournie
last time--me went 4-3 will do better next time.

Me want to say how I feel now.  Yous fighters are the only humans I know.  I didn't
grow up like you all, I only know how things are here.  I'm a creature made for to
fight.  I'll never have a home for my own.  I'll never have mostest of the stuff you
have yet many times I'ze bet I'ze be feeling more alive than many of yous.  You
trains likes you would rather be at that tav...tav...pubbubbub place where the Snake
Man goes when he's gets beat in the duel.  It is humor that when I see my enemies'
eyes, sometimes they seem far away and they aren't paying tention (Noble hates that).
I always pay tention, that's why me thinks me do well with fighting.  I fights harder
than many of yous--tho you has everything to fighting for....

Me decided not to challenge this turn--will let the wind decide me opposite this
time.  I hope whosever me fight come with some fire this time....

Numb

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hi there, Ladies and Gents!

     What a delight to be writing your report once more!  I hope you've had a warm
and happy fortnight!  I'm jotting this report down as I sit in the stands watching
the fights.  Happy but not very warm, actually.  I do have a blanket under my knees
and another one under my butt, so not too bad.
     I would like to thank Comfortably Numb for a remarkably insightful Tower
Guardian's column.  Well written, sir!  Let's take a look at the title fight, shall
we?  AFGHAN REBEL (22-1636) (65-34-4,244) of THE REPUBLICANS challenged COMFORTABLY
NUMB (96-855) (33-19-5,294) of FLOYD'S PINK BRO'.  AFGHAN REBEL was vanquished by
COMFORTABLY NUMB in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel.  The Rebel looked a little
listless out there.  Perhaps Numb was right and he wasn't paying attention.  Tsk tsk.
And so, the golem once again successfully defends his title.
     According to Zontani Sharp Eyes, a seer has warned that if exactly six die in
duels this week, the whole city shall perish.  Well I don't think we need to worry
about that.  Usually nobody dies, or maybe one person.
     We had a whopping two TV challenges that got through this turn.  I know there
are more Tournament Victors out there in Talahya.  Maybe a lot of them made TV
challenges that got successfully avoided?  Anyway....
     GRAY WIND (6-5201) (25-21-1,179) of DARK PANTHEON TV challenged DUCK RUBBER (18-
7196) (41-50-0,117) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  GRAY WIND devastated DUCK RUBBER in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Going for skills and an easy win, looks like.
Looks to me like you could have made a braver challenge, Gray.  Still, I haven't
walked a mile in your shoes, have I?
     TOM THUMB (35-3791) (13-2-1,60) of THE BEARS TV challenged EAGLES LAIR (17-6310)
(13-7-1,64) of WHEN EAGLES DARE.  TOM THUMB was demolished by EAGLES LAIR in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge melee.  Oops.  It's a bit embarrassing to make a TV
challenge and then lose, isn't it?
     Here's our death!  DRY KEG (33-6679) (29-45-0,81) of JOYS OF BOOZE fought
SPECTRUM (40-1666) (17-10-4,34) of AS FAR AS SIAM.  DRY KEG assassinated SPECTRUM in
a 1 minute one-sided match.  My office will be sending a wreath of pine fronds to the
unfortunate Spectrum.  Evergreen, in honor of the fact that you do at least get
brought back to life, if not as neatly as it used to be done.  (These days, there is
a longer recovery time till the gladiator is back to full strength.)
     Center for Olds was avoided by Solaran Berserk.  Intelligently done!  If I
managed a team here, I would direct them to avoid Suave's guild as well!
     Oh dear, another one!  Well, we're not sure yet...SORROW (1-2863) (50-30-2,273)
of SWEORDMASTERS challenged GLACIER (75-2046) (83-43-3,276) of FORCE OF NATURE.
SORROW was savagely defeated by Top Basher GLACIER in an exciting 2 minute bloody
Challenge fight.  My message boy tells me they're still trying to save Sorrow.  I'll
order another wreath just in case, though.
     It's clouding up.  I hope it doesn't start snowing or sleeting.
     Our most challenged warrior this cycle was Sulacco.  KEOKOTAH (33-6471) (26-11-
2,163) of SACKETT'S & CO. challenged SULACCO (4-5128) (28-30-2,164) of DEATH ON A
STIK.  KEOKOTAH beat SULACCO in an action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.  Death on
a Stik...Sulacco, are you perchance managed by Stik?  In any case it was a good fight
and I congratulate Keokotah on his win.  I'd like to point out however that his team
name should not have an apostrophe in it.  Orrin Sackett could tell you that.
     It's likely that Ho-Chan the Axe is our overall popularity leader.  Somebody
challenged for skills; I hope he got them.  HAPPY JACK (19-4086) (38-29-2,191) of THE
MOTHERSHIP challenged HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (114-154-2,193) of SAND DANCERS.
HAPPY JACK was overpowered by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge
match.   Ho-Chan is wearing sunny yellow today with a bright blue, fur-trimmed
kichai.  I'm sure there are Adantri details of embroidery and what-not but from here,
it looks a bit like a Father Solstice costume.  Except the pants should be green.
(Note added later: Yes, Ho-Chan was indeed voted Overall Popularity Leader.)
     Oboy, this is looking bad!  We may have another death!  SIR CUITOUS (10-4514)
(52-37-0,211) of SIR AGLIO fought TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD (23-3505) (63-37-0,198) of
SPECIAL ED.  SIR CUITOUS was savagely defeated by TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a 9 minute
struggle.  The keen-witted Flapper was a bit too savage and they don't expect
defensive expert Sir Cuitous to survive.  Still, that's just three, or maybe even
two, so we're safe from the prophecy.  (Note from later:  Tongue-Flappin' Tard was
voted This Cycle's Favorite.)
     It's snowing and a wind has come up.  I've sent my boy for more blankets and a
wool scarf.
     Oh, no!  Not another death!  DROOLING GOOBER (23-3467) (57-44-1,240) of SPECIAL
ED fought STILLWATER (25-3762) (30-55-0,185) of ERRATA.  DROOLING GOOBER killed
STILLWATER in a popular 2 minute match.  Special Ed is dangerous today!  That's a
possible...four deaths now?  A bad day.  I will order more wreaths, but I'm not
sending young Kell on another cold and slippery run to my office until we both head
back there.  Meanwhile, we're huddled under a large quilt.  It looks like we're in
for a blizzard.  The arena vendors have come around with heated bricks to warm our
feet.  We're all right here.
     Looked like fatal wounds to me, but it's so hard to see clearly through the
snow...LUCKY 7 (31-4895) (20-10-1,133) of NUMBERS GAME fought IMAGE ENHANCER (18-
3757) (34-37-0,113) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  LUCKY 7 was overpowered by IMAGE ENHANCER in
a 2 minute one-sided bout.
     Another death!  LOCKED IN (32-4049) (18-8-1,87) of CALL THE PRIEST fought CHIP
(60-4413) (7-10-0,90) of RESCUE RANGERS.  LOCKED IN was assassinated by CHIP in a
popular 1 minute one-sided match.  There was no question about that one.  Poor Locked
was loaded on the stretcher in pieces.  That's three dead for sure and three maybes.
The prophecy could come true.
     Hello!  You don't usually hear thunder in a snowstorm.  I couldn't see the
lightning; visibility is very low.  I can barely see the fighting circle, and I'm
sitting in the first row.
     I would imagine that our least popular fighter this cycle would be Narcissistic
Nun.  NARCISSISTIC NUN (69-8644) (12-7-0,77) of ODD SQUAD challenged GANDALF (66-
2684) (25-34-1,58) of WANDERERS.  NARCISSISTIC NUN outwaited GANDALF in a tiring 18
minute gruesome Challenge bout.  I'm sure this was our longest fight of the cycle.
Personally, I applaud her tactics.  After the way people were dropping dead, I found
it a relief to see someone stagger around and fall on his face in the snow strictly
from exhaustion.
     KING BEAR (35-3629) (29-18-1,123) of THE BEARS challenged GORDIAN (63-2104) (29-
20-0,129) of WHY KNOT.  KING BEAR slaughtered GORDIAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided
Challenge bout.  Four confirmed deaths, and three more warriors at death's door!
     A bolt of green lightning struck the tower just now!  This is a magical storm,
for sure!  They're trying to get the last few fights done in a hurry.  Ah, and here's
our last one....  SUPERIOR II (75-760) (16-5-3,56) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought SUDDEN
DEATH (62-3778) (0-1-0,1) of EVIL DEATH DUDES.  SUPERIOR II handily defeated SUDDEN
DEATH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  Thank goodness, Sudden Death did not live down
to his name.  He didn't even have to go to the infirmary.  Now we can get out of
here.
     I think I felt a tremor in the ground.

     Whew!  I'm finishing this up in the warmth and safety of my office.  Kell and I
are enjoying hot chocolate with brandy in it.  I've ordered a carriage to take him
home; he shouldn't be out walking in this storm.  It is not a city-destroying storm
however.  Sorrow, Sir Cuitous and Lucky 7 were saved by the infirmary staff.  Thank
Ruvian!
     It's great to be alive.  I'm sending out four bouquets of hothouse carnations
along with the evergreen wreaths.  I'm told that the sense of smell is the first one
to come back vividly after resurrection.  Enjoy life, my friends, and a Father
Solstice Ho Ho Ho to you all!

                                                                      Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855     34  19  5  321  FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)   OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AMAX 71-3590                36  17  0  431  COAL, INC. (4576)          KYR'TERR
 SERAPH 69-5725              36  13  1  301  DEATH REALM (4105)         CIMMERIAC
 GORDON 36-4536              66  21  1  296  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 GLACIER 75-2046             84  43  3  294  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  50  31  0  283  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      56  26  1  266  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
 NUNZIO 51-4799              29  13  1  263  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           54  42  1  261  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035       96  58  1  257  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 AFROSLEAZIAC 18-6941        68  41  8  255  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 EARTHQUAKE 75-1663          93  68  3  252  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     58  44  2  249  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         54  48  1  248  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 TSUNAMI 75-2214             38  15  2  243  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      50  77 17  242  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 DANGER BOX 60-4963          37  34  0  240  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           79  56  0  238  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     61  36  2  238  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           82  58  0  237  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MARCINKO 97-961             36  22  5  233  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 ANKLEBITER 22-1163          64  47  3  232  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 EMERALD DRAGONFLY 60-2586   85  65  2  229  MAGICK (3778)              ARADI
 COM DOT 65-6217             55  34  0  228  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 SENGIR VAMPIRE 15-2872      42  32  1  227  WENSINWASIN (4772)         MALCORN
 BELIAL 7-3838              119  71  2  226  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 BURST 25-3654               44  31  1  225  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 STONEWALL 25-3895           38  42  2  225  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021      36  12  0  225  AND SO IT BEGINS (4306)    DAL SHANG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829      80  74  6  223  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HATSHEPSUT 51-4157          62  81  1  222  CARTOUCHE (3495)           TRICORUS
 VORTEX 75-1870              80  76  0  221  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 POPE 5-4090                 56  62  2  220  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 BLACK RHINO 71-1834         52  39  1  220  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 RONALD REAGAN 22-831        34  19  1  220  CONSPIRACY INC. (706)      SOLVEN
 ASEROTH 71-2821             47  28  0  216  THE LAST STRAW V (4420)    KYR'TERR
 TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  64  37  0  215  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        43  31  1  215  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 NORAF 82-3856               22  13  0  214  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          52  45  1  212  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         47  32  3  212  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        44  13  1  212  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CORAL SNAKE 65-5017         31  13  1  210  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG
 D. FILER 9-4721             54  14  1  209  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708         49  47  2  209  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
-SIDON 31-3712               37  24  2  209  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 ARCOS 13-3373               34  66  2  209  EL EQUIDO (3225)           DULLENS
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     115 154  2  208  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE EXPLOITER 22-1226       64  43  1  208  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 SORROW 1-2863               50  31  2  208  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 LANCELOT 25-3794            45  39  2  207  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 LAME AIM 22-5656            26  23  1  207  GLADIATION FOLLY (4345)    SOLVEN
 PEEG 43-2613               139 134  3  206  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           90  44  0  206  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 DOMINO 17-3227              62  47  2  206  THE OFFENDERS (1987)       ALJAFIR
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      59  56  1  206  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-PINK HEART 62-3643          18   5  2  206  MIKE'S INK (4677)          VALAMANTIS
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   54  47  3  205  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PRORIARITY 21-4159          51  37  3  205  SCRAGITARIOUS (3327)       SUNSET
 THE BEAST 3-5547            58  77  0  204  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SIR CUITOUS 10-4514         52  38  0  204  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223    23  20  0  203  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
-SEDUCTIVE SANDY 64-3963     50  25  0  202  STAFF DELIGHT (3883)       KURUKAR
 PEACE 19-4280               33  38  2  202  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          31  39  1  202  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 VICTORY 75-757              25  23  2  202  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   53  61  0  201  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873     32  23  1  201  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            29  31  4  201  JUNKYARD WARS (4500)       SYVYN'S HILL
 SIRTON 82-9190              20  10  0  201  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         55  57  2  200  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    54  56  0  200  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GLORY 1-6847                47  53  0  200  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            35  33  2  200  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 MAGMA 75-2049               80  50  0  199  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 QRAPPY 10-4761              50  59  1  198  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     39  47  0  198  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 PIPE LAYER 63-2406          34  16  0  198  WORKING MEN (4752)         AMEN-TEI
 CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509  32  21  2  198  CARNAGE CANARIES (4734)    SUNSET
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         76  52  1  197  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DUMBASS 49-1361             52  68  1  197  BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310)   VITHICAR
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         45  56  3  197  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THE PINK RANGER 68-9166     39  33  1  197  SUPERIOR FORCES X (3582)   FIREHOLD
 MAELSTROM 75-2202           63  32  1  196  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
-BLOODSTONE 32-3383          47  41  1  196  PRECIOUS LADIES (2987)     ARVAT
 OX MULDER 62-3121           43  24  0  196  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           32  15  1  196  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 NOFX 19-3180                71  43  2  195  THE MOTHERSHIP II (3104)   ZUWAYZA
 JACOB 10-233                63  77  3  195  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       60  32  2  195  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   43  22  1  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 AFGHAN REBEL 22-1636        65  35  4  194  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 E AHO LAULA 21-4224         42  25  0  194  FEVER PITCH (3240)         SUNSET
 JOHN HOLMES 69-7255         68  40  1  193  GIFTED (3978)              CIMMERIAC
 SIDAHS 77-176               39  31  3  193  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        37  36  0  193  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 MERIADOC BRANDYBUC 51-2911  35  15  0  193  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
 VIGO 18-6086                30  11  0  193  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 RABID DOG 82-1078           20  15  0  193  NASTY PETS (4846)          DWES EG
-LIVACIOUS LEE 64-3931       54  23  0  192  STAFF DELIGHT (3883)       KURUKAR
 ACK VERT 18-7429            41  29  1  192  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 HEARSAY 75-2721             32  27  3  192  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    31  36  0  192  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    76  64  1  191  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SIMILDE 51-4248             58 101  0  191  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 MATA HARI 41-3812           41  33  1  191  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
-CARE-LESS 56-3356           41  15  0  191  CARE PACKAGE (4442)        ROCANIS
 FOXY LADY 18-2695           64  43  0  190  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127     46  42  1  190  DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608)    CIMMERIAC
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    29  31  0  190  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 RAGING FIRE 29-4407         26   9  3  190  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
-ALADAR 82-13483             24   7  0  190  RUSTY NAILS (4363)         DWES EG
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    56  40  1  189  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 LARCENY 75-2720             36  29  0  189  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 STILLWATER 25-3762          30  56  0  189  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        41  21  0  188  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
-KYLIE 18-6057               32  27  1  188  UNTOUCHABLES (3633)        TALCAMA
 KHIRZA 7-1862              122 140  3  187  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      45  37  0  187  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       43  45  1  187  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 JACKASS 21-4526             29  29  0  187  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 DALLAS 18-6860              23  31  0  187  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 JIMBY 42-3777               51  48  1  186  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   31  17  0  186  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
-JHEREG 4-4144               29  34  4  186  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        46  55  0  185  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    42  40  5  184  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         50  52  1  182  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086          38  30  2  182  THE MOTHERSHIP (4176)      ZUWAYZA
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      26   9  1  182  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    60  64  0  181  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 UNBRIDLED 15-3923           52  39  1  181  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            26  21  1  181  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018        51  39  3  180  GENOCIDE (4423)            TRICORUS
 SMEAGOL 51-2514             35  32  0  179  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      31  23  0  179  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
-DIS-TEMPER 33-5567          24   8  0  179  DIS-TEAM (3691)            NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 EVERSTORM 69-641            56  53  2  178  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          43  42  0  178  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-ACUTE 60-6048               23  14  0  177  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 AVALANCHE 75-2213           32  19  1  176  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        31  31  0  176  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 F. TIM 78-2315              37  42  1  175  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 BIGGLES 60-6032             33  42  0  175  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
-METEOR SHOWER 60-4563       33  20  0  175  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI
 KRARSHT 21-750              30  23  3  175  SONS OF SATAN (69)         SUNSET
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            31  24  1  174  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 KING BEAR 35-3629           30  18  2  174  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 KEOKOTAH 33-6471            27  11  2  172  SACKETT'S & CO. (4601)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         40  30  1  171  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        39  32  1  171  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       31  26  1  171  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 JOHN 29-4177                51  68  0  170  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      32  19  0  170  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-TIDAL WAVE 60-2468          41  35  2  169  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         49 101  1  168  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104       39  20  0  168  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        19  24  1  168  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 BLISS 74-2940               36  21  0  167  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           35  34  0  167  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-ELEKTRA 4-3652              34  20  0  167  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 ZOMBIE STOMP 82-2617        23   9  0  166  NO MORE TEARS (4773)       DWES EG
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            59  62  4  165  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 ED 209 5-3955               32  38  4  164  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            23  12  1  164  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 GIMLI 51-2415               41  34  2  163  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
 SULACCO 4-5128              28  31  2  163  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         25  11  3  163  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 BLONDIE 36-5723             25  23  1  162  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     32  90  1  161  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 DOAMER 18-2265              34  30  1  160  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 FLESHRENDER 43-1108         32  26  0  159  WIDOWMAKERS (4836)         VEASTIAN
 NEPHRON 30-4147             37  34  1  156  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 CULUBRA 10-235              57  77  0  155  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   48  28  0  155  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ASH 17-6145                 22   6  1  155  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        17   1  0  155  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
-EVE 72-4596                 16   5  0  155  DARQUE FORCES (4884)       DRAGONHEAD
 SEITAN 17-4403              43  46  1  154  KINDRED OF KAOS (2471)     ALJAFIR
-STROKE 40-3647              22  10  0  153  DEMONS OF DEATH (1637)     ZENSU
 LONE WOLF 31-162            29  29  1  151  AVENGERS (2153)            CHIMLEVTAL
 TALON 18-7782               29  11  1  151  GET OUTTA MY WAY (4890)    TALCAMA
-KARMAKAZI 4-4255            29  22  0  151  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     26  15  1  151  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         24   7  0  151  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MHARXIM 25-3659             31  24  1  150  BLITZKRIEG (5002)          LYRATILAN
 THE CURE 38-4085            27  11  1  150  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 GHENGIS KHAN 17-6205        34  15  0  147  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
 NYM 46-2086                 25  15  1  147  DURIN'S FOLK (2148)        ARDIVENT
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     29  40  3  145  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HOFFA 49-3185               63  95  0  143  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
-SHARADA 61-709              33  36  0  143  RUSTY NAILS (1670)         JURINE
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          24   8  0  143  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        33  38  0  142  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661       32  16  0  141  MAIN COURSE (4440)         DWES EG
 CREME A. SHUN 17-6152       19  15  1  141  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 MARK 5-4088                 40  78  2  139  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        39  44  1  139  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      35  37  0  139  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BARRY 12-5663               29  19  0  138  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        18  22  0  138  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 LETHE 9-4782                37  37  2  135  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996  11   6  0  134  GLOBAL WARMING (4763)      DWES EG
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       40  29  1  133  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PREDNIZONE 43-4298          21  21  0  133  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 SLAKE 82-12993              12   4  0  133  WORD OF THE DAY (4861)     DWES EG
 GIGANTA 62-3197             42  56  2  131  SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145)  VALAMANTIS
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   28  25  0  130  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
-LUGH 4-3809                 36  27  3  129  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      25  18  0  129  LORDS OF CHAOS (2215)      SEAM
 SAMWISE GAMGEE 51-3089      27  21  2  128  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
 FRODO SON OF DROGO 51-2889  25  18  0  127  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CARNAL 21-5388              34  26  0  126  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         41  51  0  124  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 AKLAR 62-3700               23  16  1  122  MITHRAL HALO (4873)        VALAMANTIS
 POTOMACC 21-5489            28  20  0  121  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 GORDIAN 63-2104             29  21  0  119  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 PEREGRIN TOOK 55-2285       23  15  2  118  THE SHIRE (3139)           KHALANI
 SEVEN MARY THREE 38-3580    19  11  2  118  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
-DROPPED SOAP 29-4208        20   3  1  116  SURPRISE! (4789)           LAPUR
-AUTOMAN 82-10032             7  22  0  116  MY THIRD PARENT (4654)     DWES EG
-SODOM 31-4368               24  11  1  115  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 DUSK 17-6119                19   9  0  115  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 LUCKY 7 31-4895             20  11  1  114  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          27  48  0  113  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
-DADDY 62-3640               21  17  0  113  MIKE'S INK (4677)          VALAMANTIS
 ROBERT BYRD 22-6039         22  17  1  112  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 RUG BURN 18-3702            27  44  4  109  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LEMON DROP 33-6685          33  42  0  108  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         31  33  1  108  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 BUBBA 7-4833                28  56  0  108  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       27  18  0  106  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          28  19  5  105  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           23  20  1  102  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DRY KEG 33-6679             30  45  1  100  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            21   6  0  100  KNIGHT BREED (4929)        STORMCROWE
 BLUE 19-4647                18   9  0  100  THE SIERRAS (4891)         ZUWAYZA
 CHIP 60-4413                 8  10  1  100  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      35  34  0   97  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JERICO 7-4862               21  56  0   97  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           24  20  0   95  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 UNOC 82-12676               14  12  0   95  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
-SERRIN 4-4234               32  15  1   94  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
-RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400       19   6  1   94  SURPRISE! (4736)           AMEN-TEI
 FRED 65-5333                22   8  0   93  MYSTERY MACHINE (3763)     DAL SHANG
-TWITCH 3-6316               18  13  2   93  THE NUKES (1445)           OSKSI
-BEN WA 4-4335               18   1  1   93  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         18   9  0   92  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
 KI 31-165                   25  31  1   91  AVENGERS (2153)            CHIMLEVTAL
 LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358       21  10  0   91  INTERSTELLAR PORK (4988)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-SPENCER 62-3610             19  14  2   91  THE BOLT (4779)            VALAMANTIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CAVITY CREEP 6-4230         23  14  2   89  MEAT PUPPETS (2336)        TRANSEL
 MY FAIR LADY 5-3739         15   2  0   88  DAPHNE'S LADIES (55)       KALTOS
 THE TICK 12-5659            21  16  0   87  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 ELLYN 82-8983                9   9  0   87  LAS VEGAS II (4964)        DWES EG
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           27  23  3   86  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720    21  12  0   86  THE BLOODBANES (4851)      SUNSET
 FATTY BOLGER 55-2284        24  18  0   85  THE SHIRE (3139)           KHALANI
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         21   7  0   85  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-DRAGULA 11-4942             24  10  1   83  THE LIVING DEAD (5010)     ARUAK CITY
-MEPHIS 36-3083              23  13  1   82  BLITZKRIEG (2786)          JHANS
-INFERNO 30-4168             17   3  0   80  I TRAINED THEM (3047)      IAYE
 EAGLES LAIR 17-6310         14   7  1   80  WHEN EAGLES DARE (4994)    ALJAFIR
-MUCIANUS 29-4478            22  11  2   79  EQUESTORS (1376)           LAPUR
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          20  10  0   79  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      19   6  2   79  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 NARCISSISTIC NUN 69-8644    13   7  0   79  ODD SQUAD (4769)           CIMMERIAC
 EAGLE'S NEST 38-4271        18  10  1   78  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           18   9  1   78  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-F-BLACKSHADOW 51-4694       17   9  0   78  F-LLOD BLADES (4668)       TRICORUS
 NICKEL 26-4240              20  18  0   77  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHEESE STEAK 82-20346       15   9  0   76  PHILLY (4942)              DWES EG
 FINALITY 82-4063            11   6  0   74  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959)  DWES EG
 SKYWISE 11-5687             21  27  1   73  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    24  12  0   72  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-HAMPSTER LORD 82-8848       11   4  1   71  KINGDOM COME (5003)        DWES EG
 MAGENTA 3-5711              47  73  0   70  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 GOLDWRAP 82-11886           10   2  0   70  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
 OBITER DICTA 60-5860        20  21  1   69  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 STARBREAKER 32-4039         19   4  1   69  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 CHRISSEL 70-5208            18  10  0   69  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
-PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      16   7  0   69  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       13   8  1   69  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 FRANK 3-5707                42  79  1   68  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 VASSAL 18-7637              24  13  2   68  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
-TWILL 4-3676                20  12  0   68  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    23  19  1   67  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         18  29  1   67  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 PRIVATE PROPERTY 32-4029    17   7  1   67  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-ACHONDROPLASIA 60-6546      15   2  1   66  ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744)    ARADI
-GOLDFINCH 16-4304           18  11  1   65  GOLDEN GLADIATORS (3191)   WILLAF
 STIGMA 4-5968               17   5  1   64  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         15   0  0   64  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 SHYLAYLA MINOR 10-5066      26  17  0   62  PRAETORIAN GUARD (4192)    KOLACT
 PELICAN 41-3949             16   8  0   61  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
-STEVEN SCIMITAR 38-4455     19   2  1   60  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 ADAM 7-4830                 23  61  2   59  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 FLOYD 99-1041               10   9  4   59  NIGHTMARES (4725)          SOUTH RIDGE
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   30  45  0   58  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PENICILLEN 43-4299          26  16  0   58  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          17   5  3   58  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 GANDALF 66-2684             25  35  1   57  WANDERERS (3622)           TARRGIR
 ALL-BLACK ZEBRA 16-1623     20  14  2   57  THE ZOO (2721)             WILLAF
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          19   9  3   57  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 FELAWESHIPE 25-4968         18   6  0   57  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           21  70  0   56  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
-TOXIC SPILL 21-4780         15   8  1   55  BLITZKRIEG (4934)          SUNSET
-ARATHEA 13-3318             10   5  1   55  THE ELITE (4865)           DULLENS
-DIS-FUNCTIONAL 63-2223       8   3  0   55  DIS-TEAM (3521)            AMEN-TEI
 LOUD DRUNK 74-3554          25  24  1   54  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAIYLA KIV
 DRAKEN 15-3737              21  29  0   54  LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477)   MALCORN
 CHASITY BELT 18-6507        18   7  0   54  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 CHIP ENSER 62-4140          14  11  2   54  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
 TOM THUMB 35-3791           13   3  1   53  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 LIGHTNING XLV 82-24103       9   1  0   53  DEATH STUDS IX (4978)      DWES EG
 CROCONAW 24-4475            16   7  1   52  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
-TOXIK 9-4704                14   8  0   52  KILLING FLOOR (4954)       ZUKAL
 MACRO JR 82-640             14   6  3   51  A UNIT XII (3826)          DWES EG
 VARQ MAHZ 41-3532           14   9  1   49  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 KARA HELLBLADE 78-2588      18   5  0   48  NOTORIOUS BASTARDS (5013)  LIN TIRIAN
 TITANIA 65-5835             15   9  0   48  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 SQUYER 25-4871              18  21  0   46  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 JONES 14-1283               24 125  5   44  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
-POCKET FISSION 3-6066       21  13  2   44  THE NUKES (1445)           OSKSI
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           17  15  2   44  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-CREPES 82-4737              15  10  2   44  FOREIGN FOODS (4169)       DWES EG
 MARCH MADNESS 4-5435        12   5  0   44  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 SOVEREYN 25-4870            25  14  0   42  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 LEGOLAS 51-3349             24  22  4   38  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
 SPECTRUM 40-1666            17  11  4   36  AS FAR AS SIAM (5000)      ZENSU
-ELFSTONE 51-3268            22  37  1   35  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
 MANAGER TC'S 16-4885        10   5  0   34  IT'S JUST WRONG (4876)     WILLAF
-DIS-COMBOBULATE 63-2222      8   2  1   31  DIS-TEAM (3521)            AMEN-TEI
 COCAINE 78-2311             25  58  0   30  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247    10   2  1   30  SCHWETTY FOODS (4973)      DWES EG
 ON THE WASHER 82-10019       5   7  0   30  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 WOLVERINE 82-6651            0   2  0   23  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       24  18  0   16  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0   2  0    8  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
SPECTRUM 40-1666           17  11  4 AS FAR AS SIAM 5000    DRY KEG 33-6679        478
LOCKED IN 32-4049          18   9  1 CALL THE PRIEST 4839   CHIP 60-4413           478
STILLWATER 25-3762         30  56  0 ERRATA 3564            DROOLING GOOBER 23-346 478
GORDIAN 63-2104            29  21  0 WHY KNOT 2669          KING BEAR 35-3629      478

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Pippi Nostocking -- I remember you!  The redhead with the big, uh, lung capacity.
You're not old!  What are you doing in the Center for Olds? -- Khirza

     Cheering them up? -- Ed.

Republicans -- Don't take it too hard.  Your namesake hasn't figured out that Peace
will defeat the Axis of Evil every time either. -- Peace

E Aho Lavla -- Bah!  You got lucky. -- C. Canary

Lone Wolf -- What Da!  Getting your friends to help is cheating. -- Al Gore

Mati -- Why would I want to get away from you?  You're so hot. -- Al Gore
P.S.  J/K!

Galen -- Why am I regarded as a "stupid idiot?"  I saw you in the stands--with your
big mouth wide-open! -- #3

Sir Cuitous -- Well, we certainly went around and around on that one.  I'm dizzy with
it. -- Glory

Pipe Bomb -- Is that how Dwarves excavate mines?  I never would have guessed. -- Ho-
Chan the Axe

Thermodynamics -- YOU are the one Spot formerly-of-Point gets so misty-eyed about?  I
never would have guessed. -- Similde
P.S.  But you do seem to be smart.

Carnal -- Now that is SO unfair!  That your name should hint at all sorts of
interesting activities, and then...you're a golem.  I'm disappointed. -- Lethe

Skywise -- Oh, gods, an elf.  I really don't like elves. -- Xylz Aree

Syrano Bloodbane -- Ah.  Much is now clear to me.  Your brother was upset, if I may
put it so, by his nose.  And for you, it's your height, right?  That's why you're
such a, um, so fierce in battle.  Oh, well.  Everyone must have some compensation. --
Nolan Orgel

Galen -- We may never challenge, but we random like nobody's business! -- Mati for
the Sand Dancers et al
P.S.  The real shame regarding Ho-Chan's costumes is what they cost us!

11 November 2004
All you alliance-type people, I'm trying (again!) to get my alliance listing correct
and up to date.  Either send me a diplo (address it to The Saint) or send your

updates to me directly at Sue at solberg-mathews.com.  As you may guess, replace the
at with @ and you're good to go (I do hate spammy mail and this will end up on the
web).

I have information on the following alliances:  ADIO, Allied Axis, Armada,
Brotherhood of Justice, Brotherhood of the Blade, Cadre, CDC, Chaos, Inc., Circle of
Order, Company of Brothers, Consortium, Council of Lords, Couple Good Guys, Crimson
Vengeance, DOA, DOOMcorps, Enigmafia, Eurosquad, Fascist Federation, FONZ,
Frothingslosh Syndicate, GAPPDA, Homeland Alliance, IT Alliance, Jingoists, kLk,
Knights of the Covenant, LBA, League Arcane, Legion6, Living Essences, Lords and
Ladies of Darkness, Manic Union, Midnight Foundation, Minions of Diana, Monarchs of
Montezuma, NCA, NIMROD, R.A.G.E., Seventh Sons, The Firm, The French Connection,
Vendett@ United, and the Vendetta Cartel.

If you are a member of one of these alliances, let me know.  If you are a member of
some other alliance that isn't listed, let me know.  If you were at any point in your
past a part of one of these alliance but are now independent, also let me know.
Going inactive doesn't mean you get removed from this list; people are assumed to
still be in the same alliance when they return.  Even having everyone in an alliance
go inactive doesn't change anything.  If an alliance is officially disbanding, that's
another thing you have to let me know....

The Saint, keeper of lists

P.S.  If you already responded to my online plea (and I replied), you can ignore
this.

17 November 2004
                       Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups
                                  Hosted by Hammer

     Niytyole Island DM 33 has dwindled to the point where as of T-482 [duedate
November 3, 2004] there were only 2 active stables listed with 3 inactive stables in
a once thriving and lively regular arena.
     During the past 40+ cycles Hammer has been hosting the Hammer Run for the Roll
Ups in DM 33.
     Thus far only the Ripper and Slasher categories have produced winners to claim
the 5 New Team Roll Ups Prize for being the first declared Style Master of their
respective categories to graduate.
     Every contending stable has gone inactive for one reason or another, including
CASINO HAMMERZ, over the past several months.
     Now DM 33 faces the harsh reality that if RSI chooses to close any arenas due to
little or no interest, Niytyole Island could very well head the list of endangered
regular arenas!
     In an effort to preserve his beloved island, Hammer is announcing the
continuation of the Hammer Run for the Roll Ups; combined with the Hammer 500 which
will conclude both contests on T-500 [duedate July 13, 2005] should DM 33 continue to
remain open in the coming months.
     Attention Hammer Runners!
     The Hammer Run is for 0 FE Basic Arena Warriors ONLY.  Participants MUST Be
Declared in the P-ads On or Before their First DM 33 Basic Arena Fight to Qualify as
a Hammer Runner!  Winners of Each Category will receive 5 New Team Roll Up Gift
Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  [On the condition that they
Graduate on or before T-500; see amended rules below!]
     The following Style Master categories remain open with a listing of how many
declared contestants are still entered and their W/L recognition record at the time
of their disappearance from the Hammer Run competition:
     (P-ad declarations in parenthesis)
     [Manager name/Stable name in brackets] followed by their last known W/L
recognition ranking
Rippers  Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-475
     01.  WINNER T-475 Lucky Lady Hammer (T-440) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] WINNER T-475
Lungers
     01.  Hey, Zeus! (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails]  14-15-0,73
     02.  Career Criminal (T-455) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  3-2-0,14
Strikers
     01.  Stone Face Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,52
Pikers
     01.  Siren (T-442) [Street Legal/Of Mythos And Men]  0-0-0,0
     02.  Gordie (T-463) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-2-0,21
     03.  Bluffing Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,25
Slashers Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-469
     01.  WINNER T-469 Light Da' Pyre (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] WINNER T-469
Total Parodys
     01.  Doctor Lecter (T-444) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  13-1-0,84
     02.  Mirikle (T-447) [Dameon Darkheart/Obsidian Hall]  ?-?-?,??
     03.  Maverick Hammer (T-465) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,26
Plungers
     01.  Piggy (T-455) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-8-0,19
     02.  Cool Hand Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,48
Bashers
     01.  Repeat Offender (T-447) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  6-5-2,33
     02.  Joe Friday (T-448) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  8-8-1,47
     03.  Big Casino Hammer (T-476) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  0-0-0,0
Wastes
     01.  Luftschwein (T-452) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  5-8-0,23
Aimers
     01.  Porkey LR (T-463)  [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  2-3-0,9
     As you can plainly see, the Hammer Run is still wide open in several categories,
depending upon whether or not the deactivated stables are reactivated for the Hammer
500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups contest!
     Any declared warrior who succeeds in graduating by T-500 will win 5 New Team
Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  Gift Certs will be
awarded as soon as possible upon official graduation if the graduation occurs prior
to T-500.
     On T-500 the highest ranked ACTIVE declared warrior in the category(s) without a
Graduate will win 2 New Team Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of
Hammer!
     Additional Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Gift Cert Prizes:
     Five (5) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager whose warrior claims the
Duelmaster Throne on T-500.
     Two (2) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
as the highest Active Challenger Champion, Champion, Challenger Adept, Adept,
Challenger Initiate and Initiate on T-500.
     In the event that NO Duelmaster is seated upon the Duelmaster Throne on T-500
there will be Three (3) Gift Certs awarded to the managers whose Active warriors are
tied for recognition points at the Top of the Challenger Champions recognition
standings.  [Therefore, the Top CC will be awarded 3 Gift Certs instead of 2 for
being ranked as the highest CC on T-500].
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) graduate on
T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) receive
their graduation announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
in the Top Warrior Of Each Style newsletter announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Chartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Unchartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Popularity Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as This
Week's Favorite on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as The
Current Top Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Number One Team On The Move Point Gainer on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Chartered Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Unchartered Team on T-500.
     SHOULD RSI CHOOSE TO CLOSE DM 33 PRIOR TO T-500 ONLY THE HIGHEST ACTIVE DECLARED
STYLE MASTER CONTESTANTS WILL BE AWARDED TWO (2) GIFT CERTS AND ALL OTHER PRIZE
CATEGORIES WILL BE DECLARED NULL AND VOID BY HAMMER!!!!!!!!!
     The purpose of this contest is to restore DM 33 to a lively and entertaining
arena!
     Hammer is willing to foot the Prize bill in a last ditch effort to save Niytyole
Island from deletion if RSI and the Gladiatorial Commission decide that more arenas
need to be closed due to lack of participation and interest.
     Should this effort fail to spare DM 33 from deletion, then Hammer is prepared to
transfer CASINO HAMMERZ to another arena if Niytyole Island is closed by RSI and the
Gladiatorial Commission.
     "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!" -- Hammer/Your Hammer 500-
Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Host/Vendetta Cartel Captain; WordSmith and WeaponSmith
of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe in DM 28

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GRAY WIND devastated DUCK RUBBER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TOM THUMB was demolished by EAGLES LAIR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
BIG STRONG MAN vanquished COOKIE SNORT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SORROW was savagely defeated by GLACIER in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
SERAPH devastated MAELSTROM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
OX MULDER was devastated by TSUNAMI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
AFGHAN REBEL was vanquished by COMFORTABLY NUMB in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel.
ANKLEBITER defeated THE HAPPY HOOKER in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
HEARSAY was overpowered by YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HAPPY JACK was overpowered by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
NOFX was handily defeated by LADY LUCK in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
KRARSHT was overpowered by THE BEAST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY won victory over CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
STONE KILLER vanquished PARADISE PARROT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
RONALD REAGAN bested VICTORY in a popular 5 minute Challenge brawl.
THE EXPLOITER overpowered SIMILDE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
AXIS OF EVIL was beaten by LAME AIM in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
NEVERMORE handily defeated EVERSTORM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
STRONGEST #3 was defeated by JUST A JOB TO DO in a exciting 5 minute Challenge duel.
KOGITSUNE MARU was savagely defeated by JIMBY in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
NYM was bested by ALVIN YORK in a exciting 2 minute Challenge bout.
MERIADOC BRANDYBUCK defeated CRAZED GOBLIN in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
KEOKOTAH beat SULACCO in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
VAL BEMERIKI defeated JOHN in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK vanquished LIL NOIR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
ZOMBIE STOMP overcame MARK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge bout.
KING BEAR slaughtered GORDIAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ASH vanquished GREENHOUSE EFFECT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
GIMLI savagely defeated SEITAN in a popular 5 minute brutal Challenge fight.
TALON savagely defeated HOFFA in a action packed 3 minute brutal Challenge bout.
LLOSMIC LLAMMER devastated BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SAMWISE GAMGEE devastated COL SALOMON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
CREME A. SHUN was luckily beaten by THE CURE in a popular 2 minute Challenge fray.
MAX FACTOR demolished AKLAR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BLUE was unbelievably bested by POTOMACC in a popular 3 minute Challenge bout.
ROBERT BYRD overpowered KI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
DUSK handily defeated JERICO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SECOND OMEN overpowered COCAINE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
LINK HOGTHROB vanquished FRANK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
SQUEEZE CHEESE handily defeated MAGENTA in a 4 minute gory mismatched Challenge duel.
SHYLAYLA MINOR devastated FUZZY BUZZCUT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FATTY BOLGER was subdued by XYLZ AREE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
LORD TAYLOR overpowered SKYWISE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
NARCISSISTIC NUN outwaited GANDALF in a tiring 18 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
DARK THUNDER defeated FELAWESHIPE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge competition.
PAPAYA BALROG savagely defeated SIR VIVOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
GORDON demolished BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
LINDA LOVELACE overcame VICTOR CALDERONE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute contest.
SIR CUITOUS was savagely defeated by TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a 9 minute struggle.
HATSHEPSUT bested H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a 2 minute fight.
NUNZIO devastated E AHO LAULA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
EMERALD DRAGONFLY overpowered JIM PENGOUIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
STONEWALL overpowered PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched brawl.
DROOLING GOOBER killed STILLWATER in a popular 2 minute match.
DANGER BOX vanquished ACK VERT in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE overpowered ROMUALD B TUNE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BELIAL overpowered PEACE in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
THE PINK RANGER was overpowered by AFROSLEAZIAC in a popular 2 minute one-sided fight.
JOHN HOLMES was vanquished by LYTA ALEXANDER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
CHOKING CHICKEN overpowered LARCENY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
AMAX demolished MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
EARTHQUAKE overpowered PIPE BOMB in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided match.
SPOTTED PONY savagely defeated ROAD TO DAKAR in a action packed 5 minute bloody brawl.
ONE NIGHT STAND overpowered THERMODYNAMICS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KATE BUSH unbelievably bested SIRTON in a exciting 3 minute gory brawl.
MAGMA was defeated by SENGIR VAMPIRE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
FOXY LADY was demolished by BLACK RHINO in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
MARCINKO vanquished SIDAHS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal one-sided fight.
COUCH POTATO was viciously subdued by VORTEX in a action packed 2 minute conflict.
WOBBLENUT overpowered SIGHTBLINDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided contest.
DALLAS was demolished by DEBBIE DOES DM in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
VIGO was demolished by COM DOT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory one-sided fray.
WHITE WATER HIPPO demolished CULUBRA in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
GLORY was subdued by NORAF in a action packed 3 minute duel.
DUMBASS was overpowered by D. FILER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
QRAPPY subdued BIGGLES in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
HOT HAZEL overpowered F. TIM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JACOB was viciously subdued by LANCELOT in a popular 1 minute gory melee.
DALI PARTON overpowered FURTIVE RETURNS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
PEEG viciously subdued TICKLE ME HOFFA in a action packed 2 minute bloody bout.
PRORIARITY vanquished JACKASS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DARQ SPIRIT devastated RATTLESNAKE SHAKE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
RABID DOG demolished DOAMER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DOMINO bested WIMPY WIND in a action packed 2 minute duel.
BURST vanquished JOHNNY B GOODE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided competition.
MATA HARI unbelievably bested RIFF-RAFF in a action packed 4 minute fight.
KHIRZA was handily defeated by ARCOS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
SNIPE HUNTER handily defeated BLONDIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
UNBRIDLED was beaten by PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a action packed 1 minute bloody contest.
PIPE LAYER savagely defeated THE BISMARCK in a popular 1 minute gory fight.
CORAL SNAKE savagely defeated SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 2 minute gruesome brawl.
ASEROTH overcame SONORA MOUNTAIN in a action packed 1 minute duel.
POPE handily defeated THE LIMELIGHT in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
EBONSKAITH overpowered ED 209 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
MEADOW VOLE overcame SMEAGOL in a action packed 2 minute contest.
BARRY was viciously subdued by NEPHRON in a action packed 2 minute bloody fray.
RAGING FIRE defeated AVALANCHE in a exciting 1 minute match.
GIGANTA lost to SWINGDADDY-O in a 1 minute bout.
AUDIE MURPHY savagely defeated GLITTER MARKS in a action packed 3 minute bloody fight.
AFRICAN GREY was overcome by CARPET BURN in a popular 1 minute struggle.
PUDDING PARADE was subdued by MIGHTY MITE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict.
SUDSY DEODORANT was demolished by PYGMY SHREW in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GOOBATRON viciously subdued FLESHRENDER in a exciting 2 minute bloody brawl.
S. MARY ROSE was demolished by STANLEY'S CUP in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FRODO SON OF DROGO demolished RUG BURN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute uneven conflict.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK demolished VIOLENT VOLE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
TATIANA SEASPRITE won victory over PEREGRIN TOOK in a exciting 4 minute brutal melee.
LUCKY 7 was overpowered by IMAGE ENHANCER in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
PREDNIZONE defeated SCORPIUS in a exciting 1 minute fight.
LETHE was beaten by GHENGIS KHAN in a 1 minute brawl.
SLAP HAPPY was demolished by SLAKE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
LONE WOLF handily defeated CARNAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MR. POTATO HEAD was savagely defeated by THE BUTCHER in a action packed 2 minute bout.
FRIED CHICKEN was devastated by BLISS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LEMON DROP lost to SEVEN MARY THREE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
IN THE PIG! savagely defeated ELLYN in a action packed 3 minute brutal struggle.
SNAPPY GEORGE demolished PENICILLEN in a exciting 2 minute gory mismatched bout.
GOUT GOUT vanquished WOLVERINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
CHRISSEL demolished LEGOLAS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PRIVATE PROPERTY savagely defeated 2 + 2 = 4 in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
STARBREAKER won victory over VARQ MAHZ in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
MY FAIR LADY handily defeated CHIP ENSER in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH overpowered SCHWETTY OLIVES in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
LOUD DRUNK was subdued by NICKEL in a popular 2 minute bout.
STIGMA devastated SQUYER in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
LOCKED IN was assassinated by CHIP in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
DRAKEN was vanquished by FINALITY in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven bout.
MARCH MADNESS was devastated by CUP O'PIZZA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SUPERIOR II handily defeated SUDDEN DEATH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NOLAN ORGEL devastated SWEATCAKE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
SOVEREYN was vanquished by OBITER DICTA in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CROCONAW was demolished by HO HUM HO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
ALL-BLACK ZEBRA was handily defeated by LIPPS MCFRENZY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MANAGER TC'S was devastated by FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
DRY KEG assassinated SPECTRUM in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TITANIA was beaten by PELICAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
KARA HELLBLADE was overpowered by LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MACRO JR unbelievably bested ON THE WASHER in a exciting 2 minute bloody conflict.
SYRANO BLOODBANE won victory over VASSAL in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
FRED overpowered FLOYD in a popular 5 minute gruesome one-sided match.
JONES was savagely defeated by LIGHTNING XLV in a crowd pleasing 6 minute struggle.
THE TICK luckily beat CHEESE STEAK in a popular 5 minute brutal duel.
GOLDWRAP savagely defeated CHASITY BELT in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
UNOC beat POOPIEHEAD in a popular 1 minute melee.
EAGLE'S NEST handily defeated ADAM in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
HERPES THE LUVBUG demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  91         AIMED BLOW       111 -  85 -  1      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   36         LUNGING ATTACK   442 - 392 -  7      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 32         BASHING ATTACK    52 -  49 -  1      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     30         PARRY-STRIKE      33 -  32 -  1      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      25         WALL OF STEEL    168 - 175 -  1      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 24         TOTAL PARRY      119 - 128 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     24         SLASHING ATTACK  149 - 162 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         STRIKING ATTACK  106 - 123 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     35 -  41 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         PARRY-LUNGE       92 - 118 -  0      44  |

Turn 478 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     9 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK    45 - 46         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   13 - 11     TOTAL PARRY       14 - 16         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     19 - 17     PARRY-LUNGE       11 - 13         1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        13 - 12     SLASHING ATTACK   14 - 18         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  4                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855    34  19  5  321 FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)
LUNGING ATTACK   AMAX 71-3590               36  17  0  431 COAL, INC. (4576)
BASHING ATTACK   GLACIER 75-2046            84  43  3  294 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
PARRY-LUNGE      LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149     56  26  1  266 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)
TOTAL PARRY      LADY LUCK 18-2925          54  42  1  261 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
SLASHING ATTACK  PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035      96  58  1  257 FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)
STRIKING ATTACK  EARTHQUAKE 75-1663         93  68  3  252 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
WALL OF STEEL    SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        54  48  1  248 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)
PARRY-STRIKE     KATE BUSH 18-1413          82  58  0  237 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505  64  37  0  215 SPECIAL ED (2722)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD 23-3505.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
CHEESE STEAK 82-20346, BLUE 19-4647, PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035, RIFF-RAFF 3-5710, 
LIGHTNING XLV 82-24103, CORAL SNAKE 65-5017, ELLYN 82-8983, VICTORY 75-757, MARK 
5-4088, and NORAF 82-3856.

The least popular fighter this week was NARCISSISTIC NUN 69-8644.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were GANDALF 66-2684, ADAM 7-4830, KARA HELLBLADE 78-2588, 
SPECTRUM 40-1666, ALL-BLACK ZEBRA 16-1623, SOVEREYN 25-4870, SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778, 
MARCH MADNESS 4-5435, LOCKED IN 32-4049, and LEGOLAS 51-3349.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  3 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  4 0  LYRATILAN(25)        5  4 0  TRICORUS(51)         7  3 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  2 0  CALEAM(26)           2  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  2 0  POINT(27)            0  1 0  ARADI(60)            5  5 1  
TRANSEL(6)           3  1 0  MORYA(28)            0  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  6 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  4 0  LAPUR(29)            2  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        4  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  4 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  2 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  ARVAT(32)            2  2 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  2 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  4  1 1  CIMMERIAC(69)        3  3 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 1  KYR'TERR(71)         3  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  3 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       3  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  3 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    6  6 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          5  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        3  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         17 16 0  ZENSU(40)            0  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  4 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  4 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  2 0  DWES EG(82)         11 11 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           5  5 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           6  4 0  VEASTIAN(43)         3  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           5  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
TI(23)               2  0 1  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SORROW 1-2863               50  31  2  208  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 THE BEAST 3-5547            58  77  0  204  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         54  48  1  248  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 56  62  2  220  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         50  52  1  182  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              119  71  2  226  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 D. FILER 9-4721             54  14  1  209  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           90  44  0  206  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   28  25  0  130  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    31  36  0  192  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 ARCOS 13-3373               34  66  2  209  EL EQUIDO (3225)           DULLENS
 JONES 14-1283               24 125  5   44  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 SENGIR VAMPIRE 15-2872      42  32  1  227  WENSINWASIN (4772)         MALCORN
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        39  32  1  171  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 DOMINO 17-3227              62  47  2  206  THE OFFENDERS (1987)       ALJAFIR
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           54  42  1  261  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               33  38  2  202  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      25  18  0  129  LORDS OF CHAOS (2215)      SEAM
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        44  13  1  212  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 ANKLEBITER 22-1163          64  47  3  232  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     58  44  2  249  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 CROCONAW 24-4475            16   7  1   52  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 BURST 25-3654               44  31  1  225  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    56  40  1  189  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      31  23  0  179  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          31  39  1  202  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 RAGING FIRE 29-4407         26   9  3  190  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             37  34  1  156  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 LONE WOLF 31-162            29  29  1  151  AVENGERS (2153)            CHIMLEVTAL
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      26   9  1  182  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 KEOKOTAH 33-6471            27  11  2  172  SACKETT'S & CO. (4601)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        46  55  0  185  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         55  57  2  200  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              66  21  1  296  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 PAPAYA BALROG 37-3035       96  58  1  257  FRUIT PUPPETS (2520)       SIBIKHAS
 THE CURE 38-4085            27  11  1  150  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         49 101  1  168  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           41  33  1  191  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   43  22  1  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      56  26  1  266  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            21   6  0  100  KNIGHT BREED (4929)        STORMCROWE
 NYM 46-2086                 25  15  1  147  DURIN'S FOLK (2148)        ARDIVENT
 DUMBASS 49-1361             52  68  1  197  BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD (1310)   VITHICAR
 NUNZIO 51-4799              29  13  1  263  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 PEREGRIN TOOK 55-2285       23  15  2  118  THE SHIRE (3139)           KHALANI
 DANGER BOX 60-4963          37  34  0  240  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  50  31  0  283  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 PIPE LAYER 63-2406          34  16  0  198  WORKING MEN (4752)         AMEN-TEI
 COM DOT 65-6217             55  34  0  228  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 GANDALF 66-2684             25  35  1   57  WANDERERS (3622)           TARRGIR
 THE PINK RANGER 68-9166     39  33  1  197  SUPERIOR FORCES X (3582)   FIREHOLD
 SERAPH 69-5725              36  13  1  301  DEATH REALM (4105)         CIMMERIAC
 CHRISSEL 70-5208            18  10  0   69  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
 AMAX 71-3590                36  17  0  431  COAL, INC. (4576)          KYR'TERR
 BLISS 74-2940               36  21  0  167  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 GLACIER 75-2046             84  43  3  294  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIDAHS 77-176               39  31  3  193  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
 F. TIM 78-2315              37  42  1  175  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 NORAF 82-3856               22  13  0  214  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 COMFORTABLY NUMB 96-855     34  19  5  321  FLOYD'S PINK BRO' (4622)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             36  22  5  233  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            29  31  4  201  JUNKYARD WARS (4500)       SYVYN'S HILL
 FLOYD 99-1041               10   9  4   59  NIGHTMARES (4725)          SOUTH RIDGE